Tony coaching 3-yo-Morgan how to handle her big feelings after a tantrum, while Peter watches.
Tony: It’s okay to feel angry, Morgan. We all feel angry sometimes. But do we smash our water bottles on the item or person that made us angry? No, we don’t! Now, remember how we spoke about blowing out our finger-candles when we feel mad to help us feel calmer?
Morgan: Daddy, that’s stupid
Harley: Yo, tell him, girl. We're not blowing out finger-candles when we're angry. We flip off fingers!
Tony: * death glare at Harley before turning back to Morgan *
Baby, we don't say stupid! Stupid is a Harley word. Can you think of a mommy word to use instead?
Morgan: *scrunching up her nose in thought* The one mommy uses when you and Petey and Harley make something essplode in the lab…
Harley:
Tony:
Peter:
Morgan: Uhm… Mo… Mormonic!
Peter: *snickers*
Harley: * spurts out his red bull laughing *
Tony: *fighting to keep a straight face* “I think it’s Bluey time!”
Morgan: Yaaaay! Bluey!
Peter: I think you handled that very well!
Tony: And I think you’ll end up on manual dishwashing duty, if you don’t fix your face!
Peter: Nuh, I gotta go. Take it out on Harley.
Harley: *flips Peter off, still coughing*
Tony: I'm too old for this sh...poo.
Peter: See you later. And don’t let the kid’s brain entirely melt with the blue horror show. You know it only gives her torture ideas!
Tony: Beat it, webhead!
Harley: *still coughing up his lungs*
Tony: * to Morgan, sitting next to her to watch Bluey * What is your brother talking about, nano-hulk? Bluey rocks!
Morgan: * evil toothy grin * I wanna play mount mumanddad!
Harley: Yaaaay!
Tony: * whimpers *
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The tgcf reading experience (spoilers):
Book 1: omg it’s so romantic 🥺
Book 2: omg it’s so romantic, also wind master best character
Book 3: my poor baby *gives Xie Lian head pats* —ooh hualian content
Book 4: PAIN AND SUFFERING—oh cool more hualian content
Book 5: *mxtx dumps lore, refuses to elaborate*
Book 6: NO NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND—YES YES HUALIAN—WTF WTF WTF
Book 7: Wtf is going on
Book 8: my heart has been shattered and stitched back together at least 10 times, but it was worth it
So anyway that’s what I did this summer
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Yandere Red Guy Headcanons
Content Warning(s): None? Other than pretty cringe writing tbh
Author's Note: Stumbled upon DHMIS once more and wanted to write something about my favorite character! I considered making some NSFW headcanons, but I don't know how that would work? I mean, a couple of Google searches suggested a few ideas, but I also can't write smut for the life of me, no matter how hard I try. Anyways, please don't die from the cringe that is me trying to write Red Guy in a not OOC way.
Red Guy, whom I'll just call Red because it's easier, is very protective of you and is willing to sacrifice Yellow Guy and Duck to ensure that you're safe
During lessons, he'll try his best to get the teacher's attention if it looks like they're going to focus on you
Red will also attempt to put you in the best possible position during these lessons along with him (think of Red in the Jobs episode)
You become another reason for him to escape this hellish world he's found himself in; he wants to get out with you and live a happy life together
Goes berserk if you get hurt—purposefully disrupts lessons, attempts to hurt the teachers, yells at Yellow Guy and Duck
After each lesson, he'll comfort you to the best of his ability and does whatever he can to make you happy, even if it pushes him out of his comfort zone
(For instance, though he would most likely never tell you, he dislikes it when Yellow Guy interrupts your private time together, but if being with him helps you smile, then he'll bear the jealousy, for you)
Speaking of, Red gets jealous really easily
You're the best thing that ever happened to him, so he can't let you go
Whenever he's jealous, he simply becomes more passive-aggressive and tends to murmur his displeasure under his breath
Isn't usually violent though, key word being "usually"
Should he be pushed to his limits, Red is fully capable of physically taking out his frustrations on someone whom he perceives as a rival or enemy
His love language? Quality time together and acts of service
He'd like to flirt with you, but it never comes out right
"Hey, you know, you look a lot like a..."
"Like a what?"
"Thing that... shines and... dazzles..."
"A jewel?"
"Well, no, jewels aren't... you're more..."
"It's okay. I understand what you're trying to say! Personally, I think you're dazzling and charming as well! Oh, it seems Yellow wants me to come over. See you, Red!"
"No... that didn't come out right. Ugh..."
He would also like to hold hands outside of doing so to destress, but he doesn't know if you guys are close enough to do that
(Hand holding is a big deal, you know)
Whenever he's with you, he feels... safe and secure
As long as you're right beside him, he rarely loses his temper since he just squeezes your hand to calm himself down
In a world that seems to drain his sanity with each passing lesson, you're the only one providing him that stability that allows him to endeavor for a better future with his rationality still intact
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