#it's snack because she's immortal what she's gonna do

[hyperfixation-tangentopia]

^Tongbi

^Chikao

Thoughts? yes? no?

👍

👍 - though maybe not for the same reasons lol.

[bouncingbluebeast]

Writing Plump Professor McCoy is a fun dance

Cuz there are two major ways I can write him, both with their benefits:

The Be(a)st Dad Professor Ever: Hank is excited about teaching, about performing and learning and encouraging his students. Even "problem students" come out of his classes better because he knows what it's like to be "too good" for the material. He genuinely cares about challenging them to grow and thrive. He is a wholesome dorky dad that knows how to help his students.

Accidentally Sexy Teacher: Hank doesn't date students. Period. That does not, however, preclude him from being viewed as desirable by faculty or non-students. Have you seen him in a suit and sweatervest?

(Credit to CrispyPorkBoi)

Man flexes while writing on the whiteboard and a student's pencil snaps. Reaching over to help with a problem? That ass is framed - enmeshed - immortalized in the contours of his slacks.

Grabbing a snack from the teacher's lounge? He'll unconsciously sway his hips while he decides what he wants and humming to himself.

Patting his belly while deep in thought throughout the day.

Adjusting his glasses and giving that damned fanged smile.

Logan fumbling with a demonstration in Physical Education/Athletics because Hank walks by.

Kurt Wagner spending time after taking confessions/counseling to just...breathe so that he doesn't lose his mind about Hank's button popping off at lunch and hitting Scott in the face.

Jean just massaging her temples as an entire faculty of bombshells are bombarded with ambient psychic libido. Cuz what's she gonna do: ask everyone to be less smoking hot in regular clothes?

Hank is the coziest handsome fella and it drives everyone crazy how cuddly he is without even trying.

[thelampisaflashlight]

Choose Your Own Bea's Adventure 5

(Previous Part Here)

Your name is Mountain, and you are an ageless, near immortal demon risen from the pit in the unholy form of a ghoul.

You've lived countless lives whilst on the surface.

You've loved and lost more times than you can count.

Once a husband.

Twice a father, perhaps more.

You can't count the ones you don't know about.

A woodcutter.

A killer.

A penitent man.

Right now, though, you're just Mountain.

You live and work on the abbey's grounds as a gardener, while also doing the lord below's bidding by performing rituals across the globe along with your pack during the touring season.

It's the off season now.

You're home.

...And you're worried out of your goddamned mind about your stupid fucking co-worker who lives in the woods.

Okay, it might be mean to call her stupid, but you can't help it if your words have more bite to them as you bound across the field separating you from the wilder parts of the abbey's grounds to rescue her dumb ass.

From the moment you picked up your phone, rattling on your bedside table, left on vibrate, and saw her name pop up on the screen, you knew it couldn't be for a "good" reason.

Any time she calls you, any time she sends more than a brief text or an outline of her schedule for the day, it's because she's done something bad.

Not always bad-bad, but it's usually bad enough to warrant a long, long talk.

And the moment you hear that nervous little titter to her voice, you know something is very wrong.

It's enough to make you sit up in bed, the mattress protesting as you squash down the already worn springs, and then when the line goes dead quiet...

"Shit, shit, shit, shit-"

You're almost to the lake when you see the fast flickering of a light in the distance on the other side and-

"BITCHASS, SNAKE MOTHERFUCKER, I'M GONNA PISS ON EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND LOVE!"

You'd know that foul mouth anywhere.

"BEA!"

You don't hesitate to make your may around the lake, shouting all the way.

"BEA, STOP!"

"WHAT?!"

"TURN YOUR LIGHT OFF! STOP! TURN IT OFF!"

She looks between you and the large serpent looming over her with the most perturbed expression you've yet to see her make... but she stops.

The serpent shakes its head and blinks, clearing its vision, letting out a huff before coiling in on itself and lowering itself to the ground.

"...Oh thank fuck." you look at the snake, "Are you okay?"

"I'm-" Bea starts, then looks at you offended, "You're talking to the giant fucking snake??"

You pat the snake on the head as it nods, before turning your attention to Bea, who's now scooching further away from the snake and you.

"Are you okay?" you ask, offering your hand to her, but she just just scowls at you, "What?"

"Oh, so you care now?" she spits, trying, and failing, to stand up.

"I came all the way out here to help you and you-"

"Yeah! And you asked the thing that was going to fucking EAT me if it's okay before even checking to see if I was okay!"

"Because Rain is photosensitive in this form!"

"You- THAT'S RAIN?!"

...

Your name is Rain.

You're a snake right now, but normally you're a dude.

You have no idea what's going on right now.

All you remember is that you went to take a nap at the bottom of the lake and woke up to get a snack.

You swallowed a moose whole.

It was rad.

But then you heard someone running around in the woods, and you thought, "Huh, I should see what's happening."

And then you got blinded by the rapid flickering of a flashlight.

And now Mountain is here.

...Having a domestic with a woman you kind of recognize.

Mountain and her are friends(?).

Also she smacked you with a pool skimmer once because you were playing dead in the abbey's pond.

You look between the two.

[ahsokasloyalty]

My Funny Clone Wars fix it au headcanons No. I.

As per my pre-previous post - the greatest fix it au of all is the Zillo Beast eating Palps as a fucking snack.

Now, some people have pointed out in the aforementioned post that Sheev must be awful and the Zillo Beast does not deserve an upset stomach.

That is true but let me tell you this. I don’t give a fuck.

My beautiful baby can take a lightsaber and doesn’t get hurt. One rotten sith in her giant stomach ain’t gonna do shit.

The more important thing is that it would be so fucking hilarious.

Because no one is technically at fault. It’s not a separatist plot or some shit. Everyone is fully aware that it was Palpatine’s stupid idea to bring the poor thing to Coruscant, so not only did he endanger the inhabitants of Coruscant, he got himself killed. Anakin’s upsetti spaghetti, but that’s about all he can do, it’s not like he can take a revenge on the Beast. The other jedi are like “ooh well” and go on with their lives pretending they are mourning. Before anyone knows it a new chancellor is elected. In two weeks no one gives a shit. Anakin feels better and feels bad about it, because... his friend is dead? But he feels good? The council with Obi-Wan in lead are happy that no one is telling Anakin what to think about them now and Padmé starts educating him about normal politics that don’t involve admiring dictatorships. No one is leading the war on both ends now so it kind of dies out.

No one ever finds out who Palpy was and it is the most hilarious of options. It’s like Voldemort trying to become immortal and dying severly younger than a wizard normally would. Palpatine wants to gain more power and control all of galaxy and he dies and no one even knows how powerful he was and what he managed. Those who know of course won’t say shit. Dooku’s like “time for retirement” and hides so the republic doesn’t find him. Maul finds out and gets even more mad for whatever reason. Maybe he wanted to kill his master by himself. Of course he still goes for Obi-Wan in a dramatic great ways, always fails and gets hissy about it. Maybe he tells someone but they’re like “yeah sure” and call Obi-Wan that his regular unstable nemesis is waiting for his audience.

(I don’t really know if any politician knew or maybe members of the Trade Federation, I don’t think so. If I’m right Grievous didn’t know either, so Sheevy is just dead and no one misses him.)

And now to the most important part - the Zillo Beast is transported once more, this time on an inhabited planet and no one bothers her ever again.

(In my language Beast feels more female, so it’s she/her to me.)

[iwant-fuitgummi]

Liyue Headcanons pt. 1! (pt. 2 here)

Xiangling

she/her

16

Transgender Girl, Aroace

Family: Chef Mao (Dad), Xingqiu (FF Brother), Yaoyao (FF Sister)

Best Friends: Yun Jin, Xinyan

I tried to make her a bit chubbier but idk. Editing companion icons are hard, it's easier to just draw her. But I have artblock rn, sooooo

She has autism and ADHD. Her special interest is cooking!

She sees Yaoyao as a little sister. Not only did she teach her how to cook, but she also taught her how to use her polearm.

She makes offerings to the stove god, both at an actual shrine and by just giving Guoba snacks.

She hates wearing makeup, but often helps Xinyan and Yun Jin do theirs before performances.

Xiangling caters Xinyan and Yun Jin's concerts.

She adventures with Xingqiu and Chongyun. She also brings a picnic basket along in case they get hungry.

Xingqiu

he/they/one

16

Transgender Boy, Gay

Dating Chongyun

Family: Guhua Clan, Xiangling (FF Sister)

Best Friend: Chongyun

I edited him so that he has little hair flippies that resemble horns. He's an evil little goober.

Takes Chongyun on dates to Wuwang Hill.

Secretly slips small bits of chili powder into Chongyun's food to try and help him build his spice tolerance (it never works).

Xiangling was his first friend and they now regard her as more of a sister than a friend.

They play chess with Yanfei every Saturday.

His right hand has prosthetic fingers. He accidentally cut them off while training. He's since learned to write with his left hand.

Ningguang

she/her

33

Cisgender Woman, Lesbian

Married to Beidou

Family: Kazuha (FF Son)

Best Friend: Yelan

Baizhu

he/they/xe/al/aloeself

39

Transgender Man, Asexual, Homoromantic

Family: Qiqi (Adopted Daughter), Changsheng

Best Friend: Zhongli

Baizhu has multiple sclerosis. He is completely blind in the right eye and wears a brace on his left hand. They often need a cane to help them stabilize themself.

The medicine that Baizhu takes makes his hands incredibly shaky.

Baizhu sometimes becomes nonverbal and Changsheng will help communicate for xem.

Baizhu braids Qiqi’s hair every morning so she can remember what he looks like. 

Baizhu initially took in Qiqi in order to pursue his goals of immortality, but eventually became incredibly attached to her and ended up adopting her. Although Qiqi technically doesn’t need to sleep, he renovated an old guest room in his house to be her bedroom. He took her to the store and let her pick out random things she likes to decorate her room with. She forgets about these things a lot, and gets excited when she sees them (which makes Baizhu super duper happy). 

Half of Changsheng’s enclosure is decorated to look like a tiny human bedroom and the other half is a normal snake enclosure. The cage is huge, so it’s more like two different enclosures. Before Baizhu started taking xyr medicine, xe decorated it with tiny furniture xe bought from Changshun.

Baizhu is an amazing chef. Al makes all of aloes meals aloeself, it’s very therapeutic for al. They have a very restricted diet, so it’s not like they can trust other chefs 100%. It’s just the safest way for al to get the best food.

He also prepares meals for Changsheng (and Qiqi, when she feels like eating).

Although Baizhu isn't in a relationship, Gui has a crush on him.

Baizhu occasionally flirts with Zhongli, but never tries to actually ask him out. He knows that he's Rex Lapis, and also knows that he's gonna die young. He doesn't want him to mourn losing a lover.

Qiqi

she/it

8

Family: Baizhu (Adopted Dad), Changsheng, Herbalist Gui (FF Uncle), Xiao (FF Brother)

Best Friend: Yaoyao

Qiqi often calls Gui "Uncle Gui"

Whenever it sees Zhongli, it asks if he's Baizhu's husband.

She has really bad sensory issues. Because of this, Baizhu keeps things with problematic textures out of the house and the pharmacy.

I don't have many other thoughts about her, I really like her character the way it is.

Zhongli

he/they/she/one

~41 (Physically), 6000+

Genderfluid, pansexual

Family: Xiao (FF Son), Ganyu (FF Daughter), Hu Tao (FF Daughter), Xinyan (FF Granddaughter)

Best Friends: Venti and Baizhu

Zhongli is the oldest Archon, so he is the most affected by erosion. This has caused Fibromyalgia. He has bouts of amnesia. His body also stiffens up at random. He gets awful headaches when he's reminded of Guizhong. He gets medication from Baizhu, but they don't always work.

They have a pet cat. It's a devon rex named Haoyu. He comforts them when they feel lonely and miss their old friends.

Zhongli has a crush on Baizhu, but doesn't know how to approach it. She's had many mortal lovers, but it always hurts when they go. Because of this, she pushes her feelings away.

Spends a lot of time in shrines, spending most of his mora on offerings to his old friends.

Xiao

he/him

~23 (Physically), ~2000

Agender, Bisexual

Family: Yakshas (FF Siblings), Zhongli (FF Dad), Ganyu (FF Sister), Hu Tao (FF Sister), Arataki Itto (FF Brother), Wanderer (FF Cousin)

Best Friend: Traveler

Xiao and Itto are pen pals after the chasm incident. Xiao doesn't want to admit it, but Itto reminds him of Bosacius. This makes him think of him as a brother.

Xiao has a soft spot for Qiqi and sees her as a little sister

He has a crush on Venti, but pushes it down. He feels like it makes him weak.

He teaches the kids in Qingce Village how to fight using a polearm. He makes sure to tell them to only use it for self defense. He's surprisingly good with kids.

He talks to the Wanderer (I named him Kunimitsu so that's what I'll be calling him) a lot. He and Kunimitsu bond over having archon parents. They're both very aggressive and train together, which some people misinterpret as them trying to kill each other.

Xiao and Kuni see each other as family. They meet in Lumberpick Village where nobody else is around and just kinda sit there in silence. It's not awkward, despite their...personalities.

Chongyun

he/they

17

Cisgender Boy, Gay

Dating Xingqiu

Family: Shenhe (Aunt)

Best Friend: Xingqiu

Lost his leg when he was younger. He was learning to use his vision and accidentally froze it solid, giving him frostbite all over his leg. They had to get it amputated at the hip, so his entire left leg is a prosthetic.

Because of this, he trained his body to resist the cold. It also helps with his pure yang energy.

He gets hot very easily. His clothes are extremely light, including his little hoodie. In fact, the hoodie is only there so that he doesn't get snow in his hair. It gets wet when it melts, and he hates wet hair.

In fact, wet hair is a huge sensory issue for him. He also hates things like lotion and having a wet face.

Autistic with a special interest in ghosts and other supernatural phenomena. He often rants about it to Xingqiu, who listens patiently to everything he says with a happy smile.

He seems very awkward around Shenhe, but he's not. They're just both very quiet people and prefer to just hang out in silence. If they do talk, they only say a few words.

Xinyan

she/her

18

Cisgender Girl, Asexual, Lesbian

Family: Beidou (FF Mom), Kazuha (FF Brother), Yaoyao (FF Sister), Zhongli (FF Grandpa), Childe (FF Brother)

Best Friends: Xiangling, Yun Jin

Xinyan and Childe are penpals. So are Xinyan and Fischl.

Xinyan has severe nerve damage in her hands from pyrotechnics.

She's scared of frogs because, when she was little, she was practicing guitar and a frog jumped out of her case and onto her. She's been freaked out ever since.

Yaoyao

she/her

10

Family: Xiangling (FF Sister), Xinyan (FF Sister), Beidou (FF Mom)

Best Friend: Qiqi

[citrusreadstoa]

Reading The Hidden Oracle: Chapter 39 (SPOILERS)

Why is Chapter 39 the last chapter? Did they not want to commit to 40?

Looking at the words "Hunk Muffin" in the haiku has me scared. It's the last freaking chapter. What could possibly happen?

"Nico commanded a dispenser from the snack bar and carried it around, yelling, 'The line starts to the left! Orderly queue, guys!' . . . She punched Leo in the arm." Wow, warm welcome. Also, they have a number dispenser at the snack bar? The.. dam snack bar number dispenser?

"the immortal sorceress Calypso." istg she's something different every time they introduce her. She's a goddess, she's a nymph, she's a sorceress... her resumé must be impressive. "Even though Leo was the one getting punched by everyone in camp, I was reasonably sure he was the least uncomfortable one at the table." Oh shit, yeah, it's Leo, Calypso, Percy, and Apollo all at one table together. Percy, your biggest what-if is back! I know Apollo visited Calypso, but it doesn't seem like there should be any awkwardness there. "I hadn't witnessed such a tense greeting since Patroclus met Achilles's war prize, Briseis. (Long story. Juicy gossip. Ask me later.)" I'll hold you to that, Apollo! I want to know what happened!

"Calypso had never liked me, so she pointedly ignored me, but I kept waiting for her to yell, 'BOO!' and turn me into a tree frog." Does that happen a lot? Is that the vibe you got from her after knowing her for so long? I don't think this girl even knows what a tree frog is. She's probably never been to anywhere they're native to.

"Albania was particularly difficult." "Please do not mention Albania!" Nico had better snitch about what happened in Albania in The Sun and the Star. I know, I know, all the Reynas in the "reading PJO" fics are gonna be mad at him, but it's worth it. Also, does this mean Leo and Calypso and Festus had to cross the whole Atlantic to get back to camp? I thought leaving the island landed you wherever you wanted to go. I guess that's just the little raft, then.

"Damien White punched Leo's arm and walked away grinning. I wasn't sure Damien even knew Leo." LMAO that's my boy!

"looking for a way out of the Sea of Monsters." Ah, no wonder they couldn't come back for six months. They got lost in the Hell Ocean. You know what? I want a spin-off book consisting entirely of Leo and Calypso's Horrific Near-Death Experiences in the Sea of Monsters documenting Calypso's first experiences in the mortal world as she wonders whether she would've been better off staying on Ogygia while sprinting for her life from a pack of man-eating sheep.

"Hey, Sherman. Where'd you get the new scar, dude?" I love these little interjections so we know exactly who's punching Leo and how he casually greets them and catches up with them. For example: "Sherman told Leo the story of Crotchkicker McCaffrey and the Demon Peach Baby"

"her invisible aerial servants" Yeah, did she leave them on the island? Are they allowed to leave now that she's gone. I hope they're doing okay.

"Since leaving Ogygia, I have no powers . . . I am fully mortal." Are we gonna get to see Apollo and Calypso bond over both being ex-gods-become-mortal? One had it happen unwillingly and the other chose it. That'd be interesting.

"A few millennia ago, I had opposed her petition for early release from Ogygia because of some... ah, drama between us. (Long story. Juicy gossip. Please do not ask me later.)" WHAT? So she knows he opposed her release and that's why she dislikes him. WHAT'S THE DRAMA? Tellllllll usssssss

"Calypso had lost her powers. Leo felt responsible." Awwwwww "She won't call me Hunk Muffin, though. I dunno why" Ok good, the Hunk Muffin thing isn't as disturbing as I thought it would be.

"H-Meister. You're a hero!" Awwwwwwwwwwwww

"Oh, the middle third of the U.S.! . . . Piece of torta, then." I love Leo saying what we're thinking.

"And you freed Calypso, I see. Well done" For goodness's sake, Chiron. The boy died and came back to life and traveled for six months trying to find home and you're like, "Good job. Well done. Congrats."

"After he lent me his help in defeating the Colossus, it would have been the least I could do." This is progress. Apollo is not asking for/expecting favors with nothing in return. He wants to pay Percy back for his help. Maybe he should do that for the rest of the camp, too, considering they also risked their lives fighting the Colossus. Just a thought.

"Calypso even pecked Percy on the cheek." Calypso! Percy's taken. You're taken.

"geraniums bloomed in my stomach." Nice callback.

"Leo Valdez's Victory Lap World Tour." Imagine being Leo, dying and coming back to life, flying circles around the western hemisphere for six months trying to get home, and when you finally do, you have to immediately get up and save the world a-freaking-gain.

"I missed the whole Roman Empire." Oh yeah, you did. She's gonna be missing a lot of context for this whole quest.

"the Triumvirate might well have orchestrated all our previous troubles with the Titans and giants" Oh wait, did they cause the Great Stirring? I feel like every few days I have this same epiphany over and over again and it never gets old. Every few days I'll be like, Wait, are the Triumvirate and the Great Stirring linked? Did they cause it? Are they profiting off of it? and then three days later I'll realize the same thing again like I'm caught in a time loop. Help me.

"and an overly theatrical arrow." Oh no, the Shakespeare arrow is coming along. I hope this guy's easy to warm up to the same way Meg was.

"preparing rows of marshmallows on what looked like femur bones." I'm pretty sure femur bones are too thick to stick marshmallows on. Unless you got some big freaking marshmallows.

Apollo's going to be traveling with Leo and Calypso? *fist pump* When I was little, Caleo was my OTP! If I had known that the next book would involve them, I would've read it! Wait, I did know. What was I thinking???

[teenyweenyeenymeeny]

Good morning silly!!(night 4 me♡)

I hope you had a good day! As u know I've been sick :( (the weather is making it sooo much worse) and busy BUT we stay soooooo silly!

I made homemade ramen for myself and almost burned the house down because SOMEONE left plastic on the burner!!!!! There was smoke EVERYWHERE! But it was still tasty and no one died♡

Hmmm lets see...what else!

My dad told me a joke today. 'I picked up a book called how to solve 50% of your problems, all I have to do is buy one more copy and I'm set.' And ill admit...it got a lil giggle out of me. Classic dad behavior.

Wednesday me and Bee are going to be tackling putting color contacts in! Its kinda scary but heheh i cant wait to have different color eyes that's gonna be so cool.... ive never done it before! I've always wanted to try it and they were on sale so BOOM. Kechi contacts! The transformation is complete and I'm ready for the con!

And of course i am Scared but im going to be vlogging it with Bee because its not often we get to go to cons so we gotta immortalize those memories yanno??

How are u doing today? I hope u get to eat a rlly good snack and everyone is so niceys to you and you are so well rested!

I'm hoping once I'm better and free....storytime!

-Big Bro Lake♡

mm once again I. Kisy better!!!! no more sick ๑❛ᴗ❛๑ all gon but m. one time dogy tried t burn my house down!! she knocked over paper towel onto stove nd then turned t on very naughty!!! Bt t ws kay we found her bfor fire was big. M glad your ramen was tasty!! hav heard joke before! ther used t b peopl who would argue about it they go m Actally f you hav two thn only 75% of problems r solved nd I think they r silly! they r making more problems for thmselves I think!! oooouu m. ssited t see your fancy eyes!! hav never worn contacts at all :0 very spooky bt! you wll look! Very Cool!!! nd oo I hav never don vlogging bfor! Bt last time ws at a con somone asked m friend t b in a TikTok nd we really wanted t find t after but couldn’t! mm I m good! Ony start of day bt! Hav assignment an test t school tday n like when they r on same day ๑❛ᴗ❛๑ so t will b good! nd hav. Lots f snacks!! forgot t tell but. Hav mor milk straws!! not many but. Som hehe hope good for. You s well!! Hope sicky goes away sooo fast n easily!! Nd not JUST bcaus story time but. M definity. Xcited fr that!! Eek! mua mua mua lovu ๑❛ᴗ❛๑

[ohklah0ma]

I just noticed the text on you ask box button so: tell me about your ocs. all of them, your favorite, I do not care. I wish to hear all you have to say (also I really like your new blog theme, it's very calming and quiet on my eyes)

THANK U i love dark colors bc im very light sensitive so thats a big thi nf i was going for w my new theme<33

ok oc time!!!!!!!!uh uh i dont really know where or who to start with so ill prolly just go w quickly rambling about my ocs from tbe casino gang!!!!! this story is mostly in collaboration w my sibling kay and they have about half of the characters here but im mostly gonna focus on mine for times sake because theres. like 10 in total which would take a long time bc you know i wont shut up about anything

i have a bunch of ocs who all work at this casino somewhere between multiverses that we still dont have a name for but its ok. lots of people from all sorts of different worlds show up there but its usually dimensional travelers or backrooms wanderers or random characters who have been magically brought there just for funsies :-)

first we have avery!!!!my partial sona whos also their own character its weird avery created the casino sometime after they died and became a god, its one of the things theyre most proud of and they wouldnt work anywhere else for the world. except sometimes they would because their employees are little shits sometimes (which is kind of what you’d expect from half your workforce being either undead immortal children or raging alcoholics (abel.)) theyre basically a wine mom friend tbh but the kind of wine mom who would absolutely tear you apart with an axe if you did sometjing to their kids. theyre very protective of their employees and their sibling/co-owner abel (kay’s oc) <3 but they arent afraid to be a little strict with them

indigo is averys best friend and technically head of security even though they dont even work there! theyve just been given full authority over the security staff because theyre slay like that. one of my fruitiest ocs ever i swear indigo died very soon after avery did! they were friends before they died as well but avery has no idea and indigo would like to keep it that way. they wear a mask concealing the right side of their face and they loooove to scare people with whats behind it. they met avery and helped them get back onto their feet after they died <3 even though they have full security clearance theyre literally just a regular visitor at the casino and nobody really knows Why theyre best friends but its fine. theyre also very protective of avery and abel and of course their friend ephetatis (kay’s oc) and their little sister ruby!

ruby is a little shit. im just gonna say that now i adore her so much but shes the definition of a chaotic neutral mean lesbian sje would tell you to kys unapologetically if she thought it was funny (but she would apologize if it made someone sad) she and indigo are both. weird vampire demon creature dudes. she was assigned to be indigos younger sister by higher-up gods and she was a bit hesitant to trust them at first but indigo is very responsible and the two got along very quickly! they have a really interesting dynamic because ruby lived during a much more modern time period than indigo so she learned about. internet things and stuff like that more easily which makes for some really funny scenarios. ruby will occasionally get dragged to the casino when she cant be trusted to be home alone but now she has to help out there a bunch because she and her best friend kris (kay’s oc) broke a $27,000 chandelier (kris did it on purpose. bitch) and now they have to work off this ridiculous amount of debt. however they do get free snacks so thats cool i guess

parsley and sofi are two little guys who probably live in the walls i have no idea what or who they are but they annoy abel and help avery and cause chaos. they are never not together so its impossible to not draw or write about them together. avery kind of just took them in and now they help ephetatis at the bar (they handle the non-alcoholic drinks and clean things) and sometimes sofi sneaks salt into abels wine because it think its really funny

and those r all the main important characters!!!!the ones i own anyway!!!!!! theyre so silly and i love the whole casino gang to death and i worked on thisfor like 45 minutes so i hope you enjoy this massive infodump thank you for reading

[the-ultimate-pie-family]

The origin on blood part 4

Blood was wondering in his hometown when a new enemy appeared it saw blood and thought an easy snack, so the creature grabbed blood and ate him not long after the creature fell deader, then a door nail blood cut himself out of the creature dummy..... then bloods aunt, Twilight, and her husband prince solar. They weren't fused together at the time either. Hey, Aunty, hey uncle. Solar bowed at blood, knowing his transformation blood was annoyed and look at his aunt really aunty? What he is your uncle now nephew yeah but does he have to bow every fuckin time for 10 years he been doing this he's just greatful blood you literally blessed us with twins then solar asked if blood if he could make a potion because he scared one is unhealthy and could die on birth blood knew how solar felt blood then made a cure of all sickness he then poured some of the potion on twilight 9 month baby bump and made twilight drink the rest of it twilight gaged saying that stuff tasted like cat piss mixed with acid. blood was like, "So what?" 'A few months went by dawn and dusk was born but Twilight seemded

Twilight and solar wanted to gain immortality like blood and his little brother surprise jr so Twilight and solar went behind blood and surprise jr back and went to find the cursed/forbidden area where butchershy (aka) fluttershy and Discord were killed by blood but they had no luck finding the area solar was giving up and was gonna ask blood or surprise jr for immortality nicely but wanted to leave with her husband but Twilight felt strange like she was being controlled but didn't stop looking solar left to the pie castle to check on dawn and dusk pinkie was surprised solar was back from the but dawn and dusk were having fun get spoiling by there great grandma but when solar came in to check on them pinkie asked where Twilight was and asked how was the date going? But Solar told Pinkie they were looking for the area, but instantly, Pinkie knew what Solar met. Then she asked if Twilight was acting strange? Solar said a little strange pinkie then called for blood and told him what's going on blood realized his aunt twilight was being used by his dead father to be reborn he then teleported solar and him the to area where it all started and ended surprise jr was already there with no site of Twilight "yet" solar was confused so he asked what's going on they both told solar Twilight is being controlled by Discord solar couldn't believe it but he noticed Twilight acting weird he was scared Twilight told him the story how Discord died then Twilight jumped out of nowhere blood caught her with his holy magic and began an drain of Twilight life force to bring out the Discord spirit blood start dissecting Twilight solar couldn't watch but surprise jr made him this is what you get for going behind our backs watch solar because you deserve this he cried on the case he will lose his wife after almost every piece of orgins bones and blood were sealed in jars the only main orgin was her heart Twilight was still alive but her heart was consumed by discord chaos magic Twilight begged blood to free her he didn't hesitate and sealed away her consumed heart Twilight then asked for her dieing breath to have one last kiss from her husband solar was released crying going to Twilight she was sorry she couldn't control she cried in shame please solar forgave me solar kissed her still soft warm lip for the last time Twilight passed but blood and surprise jr did a forbidden spell and fused solar and Twilight together giving them immortality but with weak magic the fusing was so painful solar and Twilight were left in a sealed room at the pie castle for a thousand years to heal and gain their strength back dawn and dusk were still babies at the time because blood stopped there aging and growth till they were healed up twilight and solar healing was over they came down looking around blood? It's about time you two got up now outside. You have practice to do, but we just got healed up ok blood. we'll practice solar, accepted the offer, but Twilight didn't want good blood teleported. The both of them outside blood were drinking his blood coffee, now attack me don't hold back twilight couldn't do it till solar fired a magic burst at blood but got blocked come on damnit I said don't hold back don't make me regret saving your wife uncle babe help me please blood then started choking twilight with his magic fight me or you die aunty then twilight fire a magic bullet to blood head dropping him babe you killed him well it was either he dies or we did solar was like true then blood got up hugging them both atleast you guys are ok but never go behind my back or next time I'll make sure you two die and dawn and dusk will be my kids they were scared of the thought of dieing amd losing dawn and dusk.

Tag for @asktwilighteclipse

[heavenlyhoundoom]

Blood Brothers.(part 18)

(Moondrop puts on his disguise a heads to the bakery. When he arrives, he sees Blossom eating some pumpkin seeds).

Moondrop: Hello, Blossom.

Blossom: Hello, Atlas.

Moondrop: Shall we begin our walk?

Blossom: Of course.

Moondrop: Alright, please lead the way.

(Blossom leads the way to her house as Moondrop follows).

Moondrop: Why were you eating pumpkin seeds?

Blossom: I just got a little hungry waiting for you, so I pulled the bag of pumpkin seeds out of my backpack for a snack. Why?

Moondrop: Oh, I was just curious.

Blossom: How about we get to know eachother?

Moondrop: Okay, I'm twenty-five, and I'll be twenty-six this June.

Blossom: I'm twenty-five too.

Moondrop: Really?

Blossom: Yep, and I'll be twenty-six next month.

Moondrop: So we're about the same age?

Blossom: I guess we are.

(The two have a lovely conversation as it pans to Hierophant watching them).

Hierophant: That blood sucking fiend! First he scratches my eye out, giving me this scar and now he's poisoning that possum's mind while masquerading as a fellow mortal, I need to put an end to this right now!

(Hierophant takes out his stake sword and is about to run up and impale Moondrop from behind, but he is then stopped by a magical force).

Hierophant: Who's using magic on me!?

(Lilac emerges from the shadows).

Lilac: Well, well, well, if it isn't my dearest enemy Oswald...

Hierophant: I told you not to call me by my old name, it's Hierophant now!

Lilac: Wait, you actually had your name legally changed to Hierophant?

Hierophant: Yes, because I hated the name Oswald and really liked the nickname everyone was calling by, so I had my name changed, you got a problem with that?

Lilac: No, I just didn't know you changed your name.

(The was a moment of akward silence).

Lilac: Anyway, that's not what I wanted to talk about.

Hierophant: Then what did you want to talk about?

Lilac: I wanted to talk about Moondrop.

Hierophant: What exactly about him do you want to talk about?

Lilac: Well I was thinking that we should have a truce to keep those two separated.

Hierophant: Really?

Lilac: Yeah, he's clearly in love with Blossom even though I bit him which makes him mine, so the truce is that we make sure they don't end up together so Blossom stays mortal and Moondrop ends up with me.

Hierophant: I know I shouldn't make a deal with my worst enemy, but I'll let it slide if it means keeping someone from becoming a vampire.

Lilac: So, truce?

Hierophant: Truce.

(The two shake hands).

Hierophant: Now, don't go breaking this truce!

Lilac: As long as you don't...

(It cuts back to Moondrop and Blossom who have arrived at her house).

Blossom: Thanks for walking me home, Atlas.

Moondrop: You, it's nothing.

Blossom: No, really, I appreciate you making sure I get home safely, would you like some walnuts or pomegranate juice?

Moondrop: Uhh...(I think I can have pomegranate juice), sure, I'll have some pomegranate juice.

Blossom: What about the walnuts?

Moondrop: I'm allergic to nuts.

Blossom: Oh, okay, more walnuts for me then.

(Blossom poors Moondrop a cup of pomegranate juice and gives it to him).

Blossom: Here you go.

Moondrop: Thanks.

Blossom: You're welcome.

(Moondrop drinks the pomegranate juice, he instinctively stares and Blossom's neck).

M.B: I wonder how her neck would feel against our teeth and how her blood would feel pouring down our throat!

Moondrop in thought: (Shut up, bloodlust!)

(Moondrop finishes his pomegranate juice as Blossom finishes her's).

Moondrop: Okay, see you next night.

Blossom: Alright, goodbye for now.

(Blossom goes into her house as Moondrop heads back to the village and drops his disguise).

M.B: So when are you just gonna bite her?

Moondrop: Do you ever think that I don't want to bite her!?

M.B: But you clearly love her.

Moondrop: What does that have to do with me biting her!?

M.B: Well, you're a vampire, meaning you're immortal while she isn't, so if you don't bite her then you will watch her grow old and eventually die, but if you bite her and seal her bite mark, she will turn into a vampire and you two will be together forever.

Moondrop: I can't just turn her into a vampire!

M.B: Then I will make you!

(His bloodlust tries to take over).

Moondrop: No, get away from me!

(Moondrop tries to run away from his bloodlust, but it wss no use because unlike him, his bloodlust had endless stamina, so it eventually caught up with him when he ran out of energy).

Moondrop in thought: (Dammit, why was I cursed with vampirisum, why can't I just be changed back into a mortal, why can't I stop thinking about Blossom, and why can't I stop salivating!?)

(The bloodlust takes over, and Moondrop's eyes turn blood red).

Moondrop: Blossom, I want your blood...

(The constant fighting for control between Moondrop and his bloodlust caused him to pass out, a mysterious lion then walks up to him).

Lion: It's a good thing you collapsed around me and not Hierophant, Moondrop...

(The end of part 18)

(Hierophant is not secretly Sundrop and Moondrop's dad. They just happen to have the same name).

[hyperfixation-tangentopia]

"How do they interact with the celestials? Or do they never come into contact? Are they immortal?"

@i-am-a-fan Thank you so much for this GEM of an excuse to talk about something I've been struggling to find a good way to talk about.

Quick note that I am bending/missing bits and pieces because A: I have horrible memory and B: have never read JTTW myself. Please excuse this even if it's in LMK canon, my memory is just awful and revising every single thing (and definitely breaking some of the AU in the process) I forget to fit would honestly just be more energy than it's worth.

So, to provide a bit of context: Chikao has storm powers. She uses them pretty carelessly and freely and isn't a huge fan of being told what to do, so the celestials figured out pretty early on "you can't go throwing around storms without permission" would do exactly nothing to stop her from doing exactly that.

Nezha ended up the designated person to try to stop her every time she did a storm like that (nobody really knows how that happened), and Chikao really didn't take it seriously. At a point she went "hey, you're fun to spar!" and invited him to have lunch after. Her more lighthearted energy + him being a little more laid-back at the time resulted in the fights becoming friendly spars that they'd banter and chat during, sometimes with little games, lunches, snacks, etc. when they were done if Nezha had time. Chikao frequently joked she would kidnap him just to get some proper hangout time.

At some point PIF came down with him and what usually would've been a friendly spar became a legitimate fight, and while Chikao won they all got a little beat up. Chikao was worried that Nezha would be upset and decided to break into the Celestial Realm and find him to get an answer.

When she found Nezha he tried to tell her she couldn't be there, to which she went obviously she could, she was, and Nezha dragged her into the Peach Garden to try to avoid drawing the attention of the other celestials. They had a quick chat, assured each other no hard feelings, and Nezha rushed off to a meeting with a quick warning the Celestial Realm probably wasn't going to be so kind next time.

Predictably, leaving Chikao by herself in the Celestial Realm was not a good idea. She wandered around a little bit until a certain golden monkey popped up, invited her to steal some peaches, and she went 'sure why not' because her impulse control is ah. Not the best.

(When Nezha found out about this turn of events, he was exasperated but unsurprised.)

When Chikao came with Wukong back to FFM he explained what they did and Chikao took a couple back to Tongbi's Library with her to offer them to Tongbi. (I did a drawing for that here). They ate the peaches and became immortal.

Alright, water break, because that was just for the context of the immortality thing.

Alrighty then.

After the fight with PIF and stealing of the peaches, the Celestial Realm was not happy, and went to try to bring her back since. Y'know stealing the peaches wasn't really allowed. To which Chikao obviously did not listen and said they were completely overreacting about.

She stuck to being more playful and teasing until someone went for Tongbi, which, in short resulted in everyone but Nezha returning back needing to spend time with the healers before they went back to work (not to say Nezha was unscathed, just better off).

When it formed, Chikao joined the Brotherhood, while Tongbi did not.

Tongbi barely interacted with celestials all the way until the Samadhi Fire situation with Red Son, buut I'm not gonna go over that yet because it requires other contexts and stuffs. :3

Anyway enjoy this major infodump that's way more detail than you asked for, I hope it was good!! :3

[pawsthec]

Sarcastic maid Pt2

The daughters being little shits as usual.

Cassandra about to slice a maid's face with her sickle: hehe

Maid: I swear to Mother Miranda's cult if you don't step away from her I will kick your ass out into the Romanian winter faster than your mother can down a bottle of wine

Cassandra: You're not the boss of me

Maid: No but the castle's alcoholic is and she wants the maids alive and healthy until she can replace the dead ones after last night's fight

Cassandra: bitch

Maid: oh I'm sorry, do I remind of your uncles failed experiments? No? Then leave before your mother cracks the tile with her shoes chasing after your sorry ass

Cassandra: alright, geez. No need for death threats

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Daniela sneaking around in the dark like a dollar store batman: *sneak*

Maid: *unimpressed as she's trying to peacefully drink her tea in the kitchen* you know I can see your flies right?

Daniela: *hisses as candlelight is blasted in her eyes* what are you doing up after curfew!?

Maid: I could ask you the same question little miss ninja. I won't because I can see the arm in your hands but I also want to know why you're sneaking

Daniela: mother said I wasn't allowed any more late night snacks after the Irma incident

Maid: ah, I see. Well, goodnight

Daniela: you aren't going to tell mother?

Maid: I don't want to lose both my job and my life for staying up three hours past curfew and name calling. I'm already on thin ice after the Cassie thing

Daniela: Cassie thing?

Maid: it's better if you don't know. Besides, I'm willing to do a I won't tell if you don't tell kind of thing

Daniela: *holds out arm that isn't hers for a handshake*

Maid: no, I will not shake hands with Sheila's detached arm. I can tell because her bracelet is still on there

Daniela: *cackles as she zooms off*

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Bela: *Reading in the library*

Maid: *Ignores Bela as she goes to dust the shelves*

Bela after a few minutes: can you be quieter, I want complete silence as I read

Maid: yeah, and I want my parents back but we don't all get what we want, do we?

Bela: *utter disbelief* what?

Maid: you have ears, I know you heard me

Bela: I'm just gonna *flies off*

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Alcina: *frantically looking for the maid*

Maid: *peacefully walking in the gardens*

Alcina: *power walks*

Maid: *jogs*

Alcina: *power walks faster*

Maid: *starts running*

Alcina: *catches up to them and picks them up like a child*

Maid: hey Alci, how's your near immortal life been recently?

Alcina: my daughters are now traumatised

Maid: I wonder who did that? Mother Miranda's been looking a bit suspicious recently

Alcina: (maids name), you are going to hell

Maid: and you're not?

Alcina: *tosses her over her shoulder and starts walking off with them as the ground keepers watch with concern for the maid*

Maid: is this really necessary?

Alcina: you threatened to kill my caring Cassandra, called my darling Daniela an awful name and then scared my beautiful Bela by mentioning your parents are dead without an ounce of grief

Maid: it's not my fault they're dead

Alcina: *puts her down in the main hall* are you feeling alright?

Maid: I'm fine

Alcina: right, well, go and sit in your room until dinner and think about what you said

Maid: you sound like my mother

Alcina: I am your boss, I control your paycheck, now go before I change my mind and our you on dungeon duty

Maid: fine, I'll go and stew in my non existant misery

Alcina: make it quick, I have a meeting to attend

[lanawinterscigarettes]

Slashers x vampire! s/o

A/N: hey guys! I figured I should write something Halloweeny since it's the month of October. Enjoy!

Warnings: swearing, mentions of murder, suggestive content

Billy and Stu

"You're lying, there's no way"

They both thought you were joking until you showed them your teeth

Billy would be fascinated by them and would want to know your opinions on vampires potrayed by the mass media

Whereas Stu would just make a lot of sex jokes

"So like, when you kill someone, do you get an automatic boner or..?"

Your date night would consist of you renting a bunch of vampire flicks and critiquing them in every way

"That's completely inaccurate, vampires don't sparkle when they enter sunlight, we just get bad tan lines. Do your research Stephanie Myers"

Billy would proudly listen to you rant and rave while Stu would egg you on

Stu making vampire jokes in public while Billy gets more and more exasperated

"Hey, what would you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!"

"Stu"

"Yeah Billy?"

"Shut up"

They'd end up letting you go on kills with them if you didn't already so you could feed off of their victims

Both of them would get insanely turned on by the sight of you covered in blood, and ~things~ would ensue once you got back home

Jennifer Check

"Really? That's hot"

She'd immediately be super attracted to it

You guys would be the ultimate power couple at your school, intimidating pretty much everybody

She wouldn't ask you too much about your transformation unless you told her about it first, since she knows how painful it can be to go through something like that (especially against you will)

Like Stu, she'd probably ask you more sexual questions than anything else

"Does killing people turn you on? Like, do you get sexual gratification from it, or is it more of just a feeding thing?"

If you've been around for awhile, she'd want to know all the best ways to lure away potential victims

The two of you teaming up in order to get double the food

You guys have done it completely covered in blood next to one of your victim's dead body before, I'm not gonna lie

Getting revenge on the guys who made her the flesh eating demon she is today, and if you went through the same experience, you'd best believe she'll hunt them down and drain them of every drop of blood in their body

Complimenting each others supernatural attributes

"Your fangs look extra hot today"

"Why thank you, I was just about to say the same thing"

Setting a schedule for when to go hunt together so you can make sure the two of you are as fed as possible

JD

"Huh...okay"

He wouldn't make that big of a deal out of it, to be honest

Part of him would be a bit skeptical, not because he thought you were lying, but because he didn't think that vampires existed in the first place

If you've lived for a long time, he'd be interested in your opinion on whether or not humans have a chance at becoming a better society as a whole or if they were doomed from the start

He probably makes fun of you if you wear only black (like he's one to talk)

You have a lot of midnight snack runs, him picking up a slushie from the Snappy Snack Shack and you picking up a random civilian to feed off of

Staying up all night long and groggily shuffling into school the next day

Him asking you deep questions about life and you being too tired to care about the answer

"Hey, what do you think happens when we die?"

"Well shit Jason I don't know, I've never died before now have I?"

"Technically you have, being immortal and all"

"...shut up"

Him killing anyone who dare insult you, and vice versa

You getting upset when he goes to kill someone without letting you tag along

"What, are you kidding me?! You wasted a perfectly good walking blood bag!"

You picking up on his bad habit of smoking, except your immortal so it doesn't affect you lol

Fucking each other in your car or on his motorcycle after you've just gotten back from a recent kill

~

Taglist: @langdonsreign @anxiously-sad @iloveentrapta @ghot-girl

[contentconsumer]

the situationship

a/n: first druig request! sorry for any grammar or spelling mistakes, i haven’t proof read this! GIF not mine!

word count: 1,127

requested?: yes! ‘ Could you write a Druig request where he and the reader are in the between friends and lovers stage and the reader is Tony Stark's younger sister so the other Eternals (other than Makkari because they've already met) are subjected to their flirting/obvious feelings for each other when he brings the other Eternals to her to use Avenger resources? Thank you!’

pairing: druig X f!reader

summary: you and druig knew each other comfortably, but neither of you wanted to take the final push from friends to lovers, until druig felt he couldn’t leave again without saying anything

The eternals marched up the hill to the Avengers compound, with an eager Druig leading them. “How come he’s so excited?” Sprite signs to Makkari, who raises her eyebrows and replies, “He gets to see Y/N” “Who’s Y/N?” “You’ll find out.”

In the compound, you were sat in your lab, examining some results from a test you conducted earlier - this was until your older brother rudely interrupted you, making himself comfortable leaning on a spare chair and eating your snacks, “Comfy?” You muse, “Getting there, also your boyfriend is here.” Your ears prick up to the label instantly knowing he means Druig, “Tony he;s not my boyfriend.” You blush slightly, “My bad,” Tony points with a spoonful of your ice cream, “Your situationship is here.” He laughs just as the elevator opens to reveal not just your ‘situationship’ but the rest of the eternals, all but one you haven’t met.

“Y/N! My gorgeous.” Druig grins, “Well if it isn’t my favourite immortal.” You quip back, reaching him and falling into his open arms with a tight embrace. After your hug he pulls you back by the shoulders with a stern look on his face, “What have you done now?” You groan, “Me?” He feigned shock, “I would never do anything that would cause an inconvenience, buttt” He drags out, “They might.” He nudges his thumb in the direction of the others, who are still standing in the elevator all wearing the same shocked expression, apart from Makkari who waves excitedly before shoving Sersi out the way to give you a hug. “Hiya Makkari” You laugh as you’re squished by her hug. “Hello, Druig.” Your brother alerts his presence, “Y’alright Tony?” Druig makes comfortable conversation, despite how much grief Tony gives you about your relationship with Druig, he likes to see you happy and it could be worse, you could be flirting with Bucky.

“So Druig,” A new voice cuts through the conversations you were sharing, “Are you gonna introduce us to your…?” “Friend.” You answer, “Hi, I’m Y/N and you guys are?” One by one you receive introductions from the eternals as you try and pretend you didn’t know who they are.

A few hours passed and it’s safe to say the eternals had now become as sick at your constant flirting with Druig as the Avengers previously had. “Are they always like this?” Ikaras asks Makkari, “Yeah, it's kinda cute” Makkari signs, “Cute? More like uncomfortable” He mumbles observing Druig knock your elbow from beneath you and laughing as your head almost hits the desk. “Dru, I swear to god” You threaten but a smile graces your lips, “Interesting you choose to swear to me.” The thick irish accent shoots bad almost immediately.

“I can’t take much more of this.” Sprite complains to Sersi, who follows her eyeline to the pair in front of her, granted Sersi wasn’t expecting Druig to know you and thought maybe he was in such a rush to get here because he was excited to use the Avenger resources but nonetheless she found it warming to see a softer side to Druig, one he definitely saves for you, she doesn’t reply to Sprite but just shares a knowing smile, observing you. “Think fast, pretty boy!” You laugh throwing a pencil at Druig who fails to catch it and simply lets you laugh at him. Truth be told, he could’ve caught the pencil flying at his head but he didn’t want to be the one who ruined your fun and he definitely didn’t want to be responsible for not hearing you laugh.

“She did say they were friends and only friends right?” Thena warily questions, stood between Gildamesh and Phatos, “Yep, that’s what she said.” Pathos replies, “But how? I mean I don’t even speak to you that nicely and we’ve been together for eons.” Thena gestures to Gildamesh who answers, “I have no idea. Do they not realise they’re in love?” You can feel all three of the eternals stare at you but you’re too caught up working with Druig, having him stood directly behind you his hand ghosting yours, working on the same equation, you hope he can’t feel how your heart speeds up but he’s thinking the same.

After a few days at the Avengers compound, the eternals have made pretty good friends with your team and easily bonded over the uncertainty of you and Druig. Ikiarus quickly learnt Natasha was as sick as he was at your relentless flirting as were most of the Avengers, who tried to convince you continuously to make a move on the dark haired man, but you refused telling them you were content with your ‘situationship’ which is also a new word the eternals had learnt while being at the compound as it was thrown around regularly.

You and Druig faced the sunset, your eyes shining and reflecting all the pinks and oranges the sky was painted, leaning against the balcony. “So you’re gonna go again?” You ask Druig, looking up to him through your eyelashes, his breath caught in his throat at the sight of how beautiful you looked, “Suppose so” He let out a deep breath, not wanting to leave you again, “I’ll be back though m’love. I always come back to you.” “You better, I can’t live here forever without the promise of seeing you.” You ruffle his hair and lean on his shoulder, sweet promises and hard goodbyes getting ready to be passed between you two. “Y’know they’re saying we’re in a ‘situationship’” You use your fingers to airquote the label you had gained from your friends, Druigs chest shakes with a laugh as he answers, “Yeah” he smiles, “I know.” Druig looks down at you to find your gaze still on the horizon, and he decides to push his pride and fear of rejections because god he can’t keep going on without having you as his. “Do you want more?” His question shocks you and brings a pink hue to your cheeks, “What?” “Do you want us to like be together, in a relationship?” The air feels hot and sticky as you face the immortal before you, searching his eyes for the correct answer but finding nothing, “Yeah, I suppose” You whisper, suddenly aware of how close you stood to the mind reader, “Good.” Is all he replies, “Otherwise this might have been really awkward.” He pulls you close, pressing his lips against yours, spilling all his feelings into the kiss. After you pull away, you’re both out of breath and grinning, foreheads pressed together, so caught up in your own world you barely hear the cheers from the inside, both your heads shoot to the direction of the door to find your families cheering you on.

[idy-ll-ique]

See You Tomorrow On The Other Side.

Pairing: Vampire!Bucky Barnes x F!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Smut

Warnings: unprotected sex

Requested: nope

based on this prompt.

Summary: Nothing wrong with just wanting a taste, is there?

Author's Note: Hiya peeps! enjoy!

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Wait, why is it so cold?

Y/N blinked her eyes open, flinching when she felt blinding pain in the side of her neck. Touching it, she found out that she was bleeding. What in the world…? "What the fuck?" she mumbled, moving to turn on the night-light but instead, she heard loud gagging noises coming from next to her on the floor.

She froze. I live alone. And then her instincts kicked in. She started screaming, only for her mouth to be clamped shut by a cold, freezing hand. "Shut up! Don't scream!" a raspy voice hissed. "Who the fuck are you?" Y/N demanded, though her voice came out muffled. "Forget that— why the fuck does your blood taste so gross?" the man asked instead.

Y/N's eyes widened with fear. "My— you— who are you?!" she yelled. "Shush! It's the middle of the night!" the man groaned, "My name is Bucky Barnes, happy?" Y/N huffed, clutching the side of her neck. "And what the fuck do you mean by your blood tastes so gross?" she questioned. "Did I stutter? I mean exactly that. Why the fuck is it so disgusting?!"

Y/N froze for the second time that night. Her first thought was that it was a dream, but the very real pain in her neck and the blood on her fingers suggested otherwise. The man— Bucky— he bit her neck. And that had only one reasonable explanation. "Are you a vampire?" she blurted out.

"Aye, see? Knew you were smart," he beamed and she stared at him, shocked. "Vampires aren't real." His face dropped and he rolled his eyes. "Then how do you explain me?" He flexed and Y/N scrunched her nose in mild annoyance. "First off, you're too annoying. Second— what the hell are you doing in my house?!"

"What do you think I'm doing?! I was hungry! Now answer my damn question— why is your blood gross?" He tapped her on the forehead twice. She blinked. Well, since this night couldn't get any crazier… "I have anemia? I guess that's why. Now you answer my question! Why did you select me to be your food?"

"Because you look like a snack?" he offered sheepishly but she only raised an eyebrow. Bucky blushed a bit; he very well couldn't tell her that he had had a crush on her ever since he had seen her— that was a few months ago. Nothing wrong with just wanting a taste, is there? "Okay wait, come back to you— you have anemia?"

"Uh, yeah? Why do you care? Go away, dude, you got your taste, you didn't like it, now leave me alone!" Y/N scoffed, turning to lay back down but Bucky put an arm around her, pulling her back up. "No, we gotta talk about it. Are you taking anything for it? Supplements, Vitamin D pills…?" Y/N stared at him.

"No," she replied flatly, "Medicines taste bad and I've already come to terms with my condi—" Bucky scoffed harder. "Really? You are a dumbass, you know that? I'm bringing you the medicines tomorrow, and you're gonna take them every night in front of me, got it?" Nothing wrong with being worried about your darling's health.

"Do you usually get this involved with your prey/food?" Y/N deadpanned. "You're not— don't argue! If you're not going to take care of your health, I'm going to have to do it for you," Bucky huffed. "As sweet as the sentiment is, I think the fuck not. Goodnight, Bucky, I will not see you tomorrow." She gave him a sweet, fake smile and lay down.

This time, Bucky didn't stop her. "Dumbass," he muttered under his breath as he stood on the window sill, promptly turning into a bat before flying away into the night.

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"Hey, welcome home!"

Y/N screamed, almost dropping her bag of groceries on the floor as she whirled around to see Bucky sitting on the couch in the living room, flipping through the pages of a magazine. "Couldn't figure out how to turn on the TV," he muttered as Y/N eyed the magazine. She couldn't help but snort. "Ancient."

"Hey, rude." He narrowed his eyes at her and she narrowed hers right back. "Okay, had your fun reading the magazine? Now get lost or I'll call security," Y/N threatened him and stood in front of him, her arms crossed. He smirked and rose to his full height, causing Y/N's resolve to crumble.

He was much, much taller than her. "Go ahead, do it, baby girl," he whispered tauntingly, leaning in so that their faces were inches apart. Y/N whimpered involuntarily at his sweet scent, slapping a hand to her mouth in horror when she realized what she had just done. Bucky burst out laughing. "See? You want me here."

"Flatter yourself, Barnes," she mumbled but the truth was, she did want him there. The previous night, she had failed to notice just how beautiful he really was; now, she found out. He was also funny, charming, caring and sweet— not bad company. "So, am I cooking dinner for one or for two?"

"You? I'm cooking dinner! And you're gonna eat whatever the hell I'm going to make. Go take a bath in the meanwhile, I'll handle it." Bucky ushered her towards her bathroom and she blinked. "What, I— hey! Wait!" He stopped pushing her. "Why are you cooking for me?"

"Because your dumbass doesn't eat shit it should be eating and instead eats what it shouldn't! You're anemic, and yet I never see you eating food that has high levels of iron in it. You just don't care about your life, do you?" Y/N laughed, pinching his cold cheeks. "You're really cute, you know? Dude, I'll be fine—"

"Okay, how about this? I'm doing this for myself because your blood tastes gross and I gotta fix it," he suggested. "I have a solution: why don't you go find someone else to be your food? Look, my blood tastes bad, so why waste all your time trying to fix it? Get someone else, kill them!" Bucky pulled a face.

"Kill them? You think you'll die if I bite you?" Y/N nodded slowly. "Um, no, sweet pie, you won't die if I bite you. You'll… maybe get sick for a few days, but then you'll be fine," Bucky explained. "What if I don't want to get sick for a few days either? Just go away, find someone else, make them sick!" Bucky pouted.

"You really don't want me to be here?" he whined. "I— Fine! Fine! Cook whatever the hell you want, stay, but on one condition." A huge smile bloomed on the vampire's face as he nodded. "You don't get to bite me, ever." His face fell. "Not even a little…?" Y/N shook her head. He pouted harder. Y/N stared back, unwavering.

"A little, small bite…?"

"Bucky, don't push it," Y/N warned and Bucky immediately raised his arms in surrender. "Now go take a bath, I'm making food." With a small smile, Y/N entered the bathroom, starting to fill the tub up with water as she sat on the toilet seat, thinking back a few hours.

How did this even happen? First, she wakes up to find a stranger on her bedroom floor gagging on her "gross" blood; second, he reveals that he is a vampire and third, he wants to take care of her and wants her to get better. Teenage her, who was quite fond of Twilight, would've loved this dude.

But now? Y/N was still skeptical, but at least Bucky hadn't pulled any sketchy shit. So far, he had been nothing but sweet. "Maybe I can give him a chance," she whispered to herself. She had no doubt about the fact that he was a vampire; he was always cold, had sharp, pointy teeth and she had practically seen him turn into a bat last night.

So yeah.

Y/N was going to allow a vampire to take care of her.

"Oh good, you're here," Bucky called out when she finally walked out of her room in her pajamas. "Smells good, what did you make?" Y/N smiled, sitting down at the kitchen island. Bucky placed a plate in front of her. "Beans. We'll start small. Do you eat meat?" Y/N nodded, eating a spoonful of the beans.

"Mm," she groaned, "These are so good! You're a great cook, Bucky." He rubbed the back of his neck shyly as Y/N beamed at him. "Thanks. My ma taught me, back in the 1500's." Y/N's eyes widened. "How old are you?" she asked with disbelief as she picked up the bread he had prepared along with the beans.

"A few centuries. You kinda lose count after a long time," he laughed. "Were you born a vampire or were you turned into one later in life?" Bucky pondered for a few seconds. "I was born one. My ma and my pa were both vampires." Y/N nodded before looking at him with a curious look. "What do you want to ask?" he teased upon seeing her expression. She chuckled.

"Can I become a vampire too?"

Bucky froze. "Do you want to be one?" he spoke slowly. "I mean, sounds cool, don't you think? Of course, I'm not completely sure, I just— wanna know how you turn someone into a vampire. Can you turn someone into one?" she blurted out. Bucky gulped hard; God knew he had been dreaming about turning her into a vampire ever since he had seen her.

Vampires having relationships with humans wasn't uncommon but he wanted to spend the rest of his life with her. And with vampirism comes one boon— immortality. So, if he turned her into a vampire, they could be together forever and always, literally. "I— I can turn people into vampires. All it takes is a neck bite."

Her brows furrowed. "But you bit me last night, am I—" Bucky shook his head. "You aren't a vampire, Y/N. There is a specific spot on a person's neck that you have to bite in order to turn them into a vampire. I didn't bite you there." She nodded and exhaled. "Good. I don't wanna be a vampire just yet, gotta think more before making a decision."

"So in the future maybe, you'll be open to becoming a vampire?" Bucky asked, his hopefulness shining through in his voice. Y/N laughed. "Wanna turn me into a vampire that bad?" she teased and Bucky looked away, an embarrassed look on his face. "I'm not desperate," he muttered. Y/N finished eating her dinner, did her nightly routine and got into bed.

Bucky soon approached with two pills in his open palm, his other hand holding a bottle of water. "Just gulp it quickly and you won't have to taste the pills," he reassured her as she eyed the pills with disdain. Putting her doubts aside, she quickly downed the pills, pulling a face as she did. Bucky ruffled her hair.

"Good job, sweet pie! See, easy, wasn't it? Now get a good night's sleep, I'll see you tomorrow evening." Y/N lay down on the bed, pulling the covers on top of her as she smiled sleepily at Bucky. "Goodnight, see you tomorrow," she yawned and Bucky gave her a huge smile before jumping out the window like he had done the night before; flying into the night as a bat.

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"Bucky! Are you here?"

Y/N walked into her dimly lit house, confused. All the lights were off, the house lit by candles placed strategically here and there. She could smell roses too. "Hi, sweet pie." A gasp escaped Y/N lips when Bucky walked out of the kitchen. He was dressed in an all-black suit, a suave smile on his face. She stood frozen as he approached her, taking her hand.

He pressed a kiss to her knuckles and Y/N found her voice. "What is this, Bucky?" she chuckled. "Our six month anniversary, sweet pie. Did you forget?" he pouted. Y/N laughed harder. "We're not dating." His smile stayed confident. "Would you like to?" She paused mid-laugh, staring at him through wide eyes filled with disbelief.

"Are you… asking me out?" she whispered and Bucky nodded. "Oh my— yes! Yes, Bucky!" She ran forward and jumped into his arms, ignoring how cold he was as she hugged him tightly, burying her face in his neck. As he stated, six months had passed since Y/N and Bucky became friends and Y/N was quickly falling for him.

He was literally perfect. There was nothing she didn't like about him; she had even gotten over the fact that he was a vampire. "Oh, fuck, I thought it was gonna fail," Bucky laughed as he pulled her flush against him, one arm wrapping around her waist as she other cradled her head. "No way, Buck, I've liked you for a while now."

Both of them walked into the kitchen, where Y/N got another shock. The floor was covered in rose petals; they formed the shape of a heart. There was a bouquet of roses sitting on the dining table as well, between two plates of delicious-looking food. Next to the vase were two bottles of expensive champagne, and two glasses.

"How long did this take?" she whispered, snuggling further into Bucky's arms as she admired the scene in front of her. "A few hours. But all worth it." He pressed a quick kiss to her temple. "The rose heart looks awesome," she grinned, thanking Bucky when he pulled out her chair for her. "Ha, thanks," he laughed.

They maintained a light-hearted conversation as they ate dinner; afterwards, Y/N took a relaxing bath, took her medicines and got into bed. "Bucky," she called out tentatively and he turned to her. "Yes, my love?" She smiled shyly. "Will you stay the night?" Bucky grinned broadly. "Thought you'd never ask."

He stripped down; only in his boxers as he got into the bed with her. Before he could lay down Y/N pulled a pro-gamer move on him and straddled his lap, rendering him speechless. "Sweet pie," he groaned when her lips came crashing down on his. He grabbed the back of her head and pulled her close, kissing her deeper.

Somewhere in the kiss Bucky's hands reached the hem of her t-shirt and he broke the kiss to pull it off of her. Another few minutes in, Y/N found herself laying on the bed stark naked under Bucky, who was equally as naked, his hard length poking at her tight entrance.

"Bucky," she whimpered as he slid home, a deep moan leaving his lips. "Fuck, sweet pie, so fucking tight," he praised, one of his hands toying with her breasts as the other grabbed her headrest, using it as support as he thrust into her repeatedly. Y/N's hands fisted around her bedsheets, the pleasure in her abdomen becoming too much to bear.

"I'm close," she announced breathlessly and Bucky dropped his head, pressing kisses to her face. "I'm close too, just a minute more." Y/N tried her best to hold the pleasure in as Bucky's thrusts started becoming sloppier. "Such a good girl for me," he grunted as he felt himself inching closer to the edge.

"Let go for me."

Both of them let go at the same time, Y/N cumming around him with a soft whine as Bucky shot his load into her with a guttural snarl. "Oh, fuck," he panted as he fell on top of her, both of them out of breath. "Bucky, I— I wanted to ask you something," she whispered shyly as Bucky rolled off of her, only to pull her closer to him. "Yes, darling?"

"I wanna be a vampire."

Bucky turned to look at her, wide eyed. "Are you sure?" She lowered her eyes and nodded. "I— I love you, Bucky, and there's no one I'd rather be with than you. So please, make me— make me immortal." Bucky blinked back tears and cupped her cheek, tilting her chin up. "All mine. My beautiful girl. I love you too," he whispered, leaning in to press a soft kiss to her lips.

He then strayed to her jaw, peppering it with kisses until he finally reached her neck, nuzzling into it for a few seconds, breathing in her scent. Soon, he found the spot— the one that would turn her into a vampire. "It'll sting just a bit," he warned her, "Then you'll go to sleep. When you wake up, the transformation will be completed. Are you sure you want this?"

"I have never been so sure of something in my entire life." Bucky smiled and pressed a quick kiss to her spot before sinking his teeth into her neck; Y/N winced a bit at the sting but overall, felt fine. When Bucky pulled away from her, he was wiping blood off his lips. He then reached down and picked up her t-shirt.

Y/N smiled sleepily as he cleaned her neck, admiring the mark for a few seconds. "Looks good. And tastes much better." Y/N giggled and slapped his bare chest, making him grin. Both of them then lay down on the bed, arms around each other as they closed their eyes.

"Goodnight, Buck."

"Goodnight, princess, see you on the other side tomorrow."

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A/N: Thanks for reading, leave a like if you enjoyed!

[cinderspots]

Hello, question.

What if Reader could regenerate infinitely. Like you cut their head off and it just grows back after 2 hours kind of regeneration powers. Though for some reason the body is still able to perfectly move, walk and fight even without head.

How would the Re8 Ladies reacts to such a particular talent ?

...no thoughts only chicken running around without a head

Hope you enjoy ❤

Included: Mother Miranda, Mia Winters, Donna Beneviento, Alcina Dimitrescu, Bela Dimitrescu, Cassandra Dimitrescu, Daniela Dimitrescu

Mother Miranda

Shes the one that have you these abilities so shes not surprised

Except you coming back a few hours late and informing her that yes, you can function without a head and regrow one is very concerning

She deals with the perpetrators brutally

But she does let herself get a little too scientist-y and you have to tell her to stop before she goes too far

She feels bad gives you birb hugs

Miranda can be soft sometimes

But not often so dont get used to it

Mia Winters

Mia does a peace sign and goes "same sis"

I headcannon that after Louisiana shes like ethan and can deadass glue herself back together if shes impatient and doesnt want to wait

Yall just do borderline stupid shit together because like what? You gonna die?

No?

What I thought

But Mia does stop you from cutting your arm off to time how long it takes

Donna Beneviento

Shes very curious

But like-

Dont tell her that you cut something off until its healed back

Homegirl's gonna flip her shit

She does not tolerate cutting limbs off for science

Shes too anxious for that, what if doesnt come back this time?

"But doll-" "No" "Its for science though!" "No"

Alcina Dimitrescu

She gets it

Shes a little jealous that you didnt double in height

But otherwise

Shes cool

She still gets worried about you though, especially when you've let one of her daughters talk you into something

Especially if its Cassandra

"Oh hello draga- CASSANDRA WHAT DID YOU DO" "IT WAS CONSENSUAL MOTHER" "THEIR ARM IS GONE"

Bela Dimitrescu

Oddly protective of you

Even more so than before

And when Miranda swings by to check up on you shes a full blown guard dog

Apparently this cadou thing was NOT the plan

Whoops

Shes a lil agitated around others and them interacting with you now

Cassandra Dimitrescu

"Does this mean I can eat your arm?"

First thing out of this girls mouth

Cassandra "I have no sense of social ques" Dimitrescu

You looked at her for a hot sec before hesitantly nodding

Like, what did you have to lose?

So she just casually starts munching on you now

Daniela Dimitrescu

Honestly she'll just make you so stupid shit for her

You're basically immortal!

(You arent but you arent going to burst her bubble)

She also snacks on you, but chooses.the most inopportune times to do so

Talking to maid? Snack time

Her mother is sitting right next to you? Snack time

That one time in the middle of a make out sesh? Snack time

It's always snack time