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everwalldigan · 2 months

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My favourite thing ever is when Jason is drawn to resemble Bruce because I KNOWW his ass would HATE it😭😭

Dick: hey Jason you haven’t forgotten our meet u— oh my god are you ok?? What happened?

Jason *rocking back and forth on the floor with a traumatised look in his eyes, whispering in horror* someone mistook me for Bruce in the grocery store today.

Random kid at a charity event pointing at Jason standing grumpily in a corner: who’s that?

Bruce (smiling fondly): that’s my son Jason!

Random kid: he looks like you! :D

Jason: *leaves the room*

Bruce (running after him): jason, Jason they didn’t mean anything by it, Jason, you’re going to jump off a balcony just because of a child’s observation Jason?

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wojtekaneko · 19 days

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That's how it went

#tma #the magnus archives #tma podcast #magpod #mag 160 #tma spoilers #tma s4 #tma season four #jonathan sims #elias bouchard #my stuff #thats all i could think of after hearing elias talk abt jon being an archive #all jokes aside it makes me so sad and crazy to think abt it #like theres a lot in tma about losing ones humanity #and jons choices surely contribute to him losing it as well #but for the most part its him being dehumanised by others #well mostly elias and his plans of creating an archive of fear #jon going from 'a person having a position (the head archivist)' -> 'a person being a position (the archivist)' and finally to 'a position #(an archive)#its just so sad #and the fact that it ties with him losing bodily autonomy and being viewed like an object instead of a person #im dead on the floor crying #okay im done sorry #tma shitpost

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aria-greenhoodie · 13 days

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You see, @localcanadiancryptid22, I’m a motherfucker who LOVES drama, so I fw anything that can create that.

I’m normal. Btw. In case you were wondering.

#not putting this on the post the tags were from cause I don’t wanna bother op lol #but yeah I do whatever I think is interesting. or funny.#and Stanbill is REALL fucking funny to me #like. imagine you’re bill. you’re OBSESSED with ford. and you finally get into his mind #you’re going to have the last laugh #you’re finally getting everything you’ve ever wanted #and then BAM. ITS HIS TWIN BROTHER.#his twin brother you have ALWAYS thought of as inferior. a cheap copy.#but he BEATS YOU. HE is the one to best you. not your precious Sixer. but his conman brother.#and you’re LIVID.#stupid Stanley! he’s just a cheap copy of his brother! it was a total fluke! man he was hot in the lighting of those flames. wait WHAT #<- do you get what I’m saying #that’s fucking hilarious #also the obsessive hatred dripping off of bill when he talks about Stan on thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com is #VERY. INTERESTING.#I just love messy shit. and I love when they make eachother worse. top notch.#anyway. teehee.#stanbill #billford #fiddleauthor #fordsquared #fiddlestan #fiddlebill #fiddlebillford #<- is that a tag #it should be #orals worst most fucked up polycule #or love triangle #or both #shitpost

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genuinebozo · 6 months

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#do you get me?#mothra #kaiju #monsterverse #shitpost #i come from a long line of mothra lovers and its not gonna end with me

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cashmere-caveman · 4 months

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putting the franklin back in franklin expedition 2k24 (x) + bonus frauncis at the funeral in question:

#the terror #text post meme #terror shitposting #john franklin #no alt text this time sorry im super tired rn but i had this horrible post stuck in my head for three weeks now i just had to get it over w #the screencap quality is super fluctuating bc sadly the episodes i have are also v inconsistent in quality -_-#high definition hd in one second and then bbc three potato camera from 2008 in the next its truly tragic #the heather foreshadowing here is for me hehe....i <3 dropping hints about tozer getting widowed #cavetext #edit 1st of june to say ive now added alt text ✌

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turnipoddity · 1 year

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bathroom pals daily art dump incoming

#myart #saw #adam stanheight #lawrence gordon #saw fanart #i am out of my mind #my hand literally cant stop drawing them its insane #A RENDERED SAW ART FROM ME?? honestly i cant believe i colored it thoroughly for a shitpost #chainshipping

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magpiedraws · 1 year

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Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?

Like so?

(Bonus art under the cut)

#thank you anon I've been wanting to draw proper lizard fashion for a while and this gave me the motivation I needed #dracula daily #re: dracula #dracula #lizard fashion #The colours I chose here make Drac look like Harry Du Bois - which is appropriate given how I tend to depict his personality in my shitpost #bonus under the cut featuring Dracula's Weed Smorking Girlfriends #personally I really like the theory that the three vampire women are actually dracula's wife and two daughters #since the book never actually calls them his wives and the two subordinate girls are specifically described as looking similar to him #the idea that he turned his family but is no longer capable of loving them (or being loved by them) adds a whole extra layer for me #because he still goes through the motions - goes out to get them food (babies) and provide for them/fulfil the role of a patriarch #but its hollow and loveless and done out of strange obligation/habit - like an echo of being alive #BUT for the sake of comedy I will always draw them as his three weed smorking girlfriends because it's just funnier #or rather as I like to think of them - his three weed smoking EX-girlfriends who spend all day making fun of him and and freeloading #I'm going to tag any art with them in it from here on out as #the ex-wives of dracula #he's going to england to escape their ridicule

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volivolition · 3 months

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broken dopamine receptor

#disco elysium #de skills #disco elysium skills #electrochemistry #de electrochemistry #does anyone else get so sad about him. ''oh haha funny image i'll draw it as an echem shitpost'' ''...oh no. why's it sad now.''#''its so hard to keep living and here's things that make it easier!! that make you better!! give me something to work with here!!''#''I JUST WANT HIM TO LIVE! HOW CAN WE CALL THIS LIVING?? I CARE FOR HIM JUST AS MUCH AS THE REST OF YOU!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??!''#[angry and desperate] ''MY INTENTIONS ARE GOOD!! I'M *TRYING*!!!!!!'' [softer. more broken] ''i... i'm *trying*...''#<- SAD ABOUT HIM!! anyway enjoy :]#voliart

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i-eat-mold · 1 month

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I am eating your sketch refs of teen skk

they are yummy and very scrumptious

apologies they are GONE now but nom nom nom

NO MY CHILDREN

i had to draw this so quickly on my phone but you don’t understand i HAD to. so here’s a snack for you my guy

they sent this to mori

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 2 months

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Transcript:

I'd like to congratulate you on getting your CPR certification.

Now remember, when you’re going in for compressions, it should sound like somebody is standing behind you with the worlds largest Dorito and cracking it open!

Go in firm and hard and snap as many ribs as you can on the way down, that means you’re doing it right.

You save that life. Good luck.

Or... Or... Or kill them, I don’t fucking care.

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#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #congratulations this is misinformation and by listening to it you have actually gotten a bit dumber <3 #you're welcome!#anyway. this is the first post using a new method for the filter. my second time completely redoing it lol #can anyone but me tell the difference? probably not! did i spend hours trying to figure it out? yes!#basically what i did was download an unedited audio from his patreon and compared it to the edited version (the srimp special if u care LOL #and did edits- then compared it to the edited version. over. and over. and over........ and over.......................#ANYWAY.#turns out i have been delaying too little #before i had done between .025 to .075 depending on the audio #its more around .1 #i also downloaded reaper to add the bitcrush #so its about as close as i can get it without having the exact number that the filter is supposed to be delayed by #i could not for the life of me figure out why mine has less 'echo' but its close enough..#plus the audio from the streams is not the best quality and already has a slight filter on it anyway so like- theres only so much i can do #cough. so anyway i brought my laptop to work today and spent a long time figuring that out #paid to shitpost on company time~#also i have no idea if this is too loud or too quiet cause the audio levels on my laptop are weird #like anything over 10% volume is super loud #i was at 6% while editing but idk how that is going to translate over to other people uhhhhh idk let me know if its ok

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jestroer · 2 years

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I love being a part of hermitcraft fandom, not a single normal person in sight, I think sometimes am i being too weird and then i see my mutual being absolutely fucking insane on dash and think ah no im fine actually

#MEAN IT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE I LOVE ALL OF YOU #but yea sometimes i go outside into some other fandom or just you know outside and i remember that not all the people are like that #i love seeing that post about mumbo period with a comment from connor at the end like what the fuck is happening in hermitcraft fandom #some things are sure happening in hermitcraft fandom brother #i become so normal with some stuff and then I go into other parts of internet and remember that its not actually this normalised anywhere #having a unique insane experiece in here it sure made me worse #love yall #shitpost #hermitcraft

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doubledis · 1 year

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