#its now viral

[marvel-lous-guy]

*on a phone call*

Pepper: Tony,  you have a board meeting in 30 minutes. You better be there

Tony: I'm not going.

Pepper: Yes you are. I cleared your schedule and made FRIDAY lock you out of all rooms in the tower except this meeting room for the next 4 hours

Tony: I won't go. Happy is taking me far away from the tower as we speak

Pepper: Actually, I already spoke to him and he's taking you towards the tower

Tony: damnit! HAPPY! LET ME OUT OF THIS CAR!

Happy: Sorry boss! No can do!

Tony: *rolling down his window* I am not above crawling out of this car window to avoid the meeting!

Pepper: TONY NO!

[beescake]

Oh, dang, I've just discovered your art recently, but (as someone who's been around for a While) you give off the vibe that you've been in the fandom for a long time!!!

HFHFF ive been on tumblr a long time!! homestuck spores breezing by clinging to my socks for years as time passes until i finally decided to step into the forest fr.... (aka ive been listening to broadway karkat since i was 13? 14? despite not being able to read past A Young Man Stands In His Bedroom)

[roychewtoy]

shots from simons flickr account

[arabela25]

Queen of Kings, Alessandra - Melodi Grand Prix | Norway, Eurovision Song Contest 2023

[royaltyoon]

The one common thread that all ptj verse protagonists have is a harem.

[s-lycopersicum]

After some posts get enough traction, the replies get a "public forum" sort of feel to them that I find a bit... unusual.

[koko2unite]

[kelprot-old]

smthn abt how blogging sites encouraged us to share our lives, which led to youtube and monetizing that form of sharing, which leads to literally millions of social media users wanting a chance to “blow up” over just broadcasting their own life. smthn smthn where videos before would be vlogs; information shared is more carefully controlled, ect. ppl now know you can capitalize more off of videos that seem “real”, and so will even go to lengths of either faking, or recording genuine emotional moments that. should not be shared online, especially for the purpose of making a profit.

[falllpoutboy]

sydcarmy would not generate this much pushback on social media and have people scream for them to stay platonic if both of them were white

it’s time like these when i remember this article that may be of some use for everyone to read

[astronauticall]

listen to me look me in the eyes I know we're all making fun of the tortured poet department lyrics but I need you to understand that there's a 13 year old somewhere who just got in a mild argument with her mom and the lyrics "you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me" are about to permanently alter her brain chemistry. There is nothing we can do. It's like we're observing a canon moment as total outsiders someone should be studying this.

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: Why do onions make us cry?

Harley: I don't know, I never really thought about it

Peter: Isn't it weird how they're the only vegetable that makes us cry though?

Harley: No it's not

Tony: ...yes, it is

Harley: *throws a turnip at Tony*

Tony: OW!

Peter: ...I see your point

[goldenpoet1]

I hold on to life like a man in his last days. I think of open fields and sunlight, yet in reality, it's nothing more than darkness and pain. Yet speaking about it is just an open conversation. The only time I relate to life is when the rain hits my face and the waters of life dance with my tears filled with emotions of nothingness. People say scars heal. It takes time. But isn't time against us? Following the exasperation date, I thought that tomorrow was not promised today. Yet fading away like history. I know life is a mystery. Yet misery is the best friend to depression and false clarity. It's okay to cry, but it feels like self genocide. Only inside actions stands clear, but the pass shows itself in the rear view mirror. The mask cracks as my smile starts to deplete and painful feelings repeat. Let my heart skip a beat to only be free six feet deep. That's how I'll be happy and free from this lost dreadful sea.

[oldmanlogan]

guys the time we spend here truly does breed genius but its the times we live in that changes words' meanings.

[modernbaseball]

i'll be enjoying a post about to hit that reblog and perhaps add my own humorous tags and then i see the OP made an addition in which they screenshotted the tags '#posts that have 100k to me' '#investing in this post' '#this reads like a 40k post' and wrote NOOO!!! DX Please DONT DO THISSS!!! Augghhhh!!! What would i possibly do if i went TUMBLR VIRAL!!! Nooooo!!! and i go :I And scroll onward.

[velidewrites]

Just thinking about how Elucien are literally THE best dressed couple in Prythian 😌

[koko2unite]