#james is fed up

[fallintomidnight]

Sirius, after crying about something that happened in grimauld place : "James, can I ask you something?"

James, holding sirius' hand for comfort : "Ofcourse pads, you know you can ask me anything..."

Sirius, looks at James nervously : "Is my eyeliner smudged up?"

James :

Sirius :

James, sighs incredulously: "A little bit."

[that-bitch-kat3]

Lily: what are the chances that remus and sirius don't know they're in love with each other?

James: HIGH

Lily: no way, they must at least suspect

James: Wanna bet? I'll put all of my money on them knowing NOTHING

[flaminandgooo]

The reason why we didn't see more of Rhodey past that one scene in the first ep of tftws is because he would have taken one good look at Sam and Bucky doing their weird mating ritual bickering and would have shoved them into the first empty room he could find and told them to sort their shit out. He doesn't get paid enough to deal with this and lost patience for this type of idiocy after years of watching Tony and Pepper. It won’t happen again. Not on his watch.

[danadiadea]

Who is a bully in the same way as Severus Snape? Calls a child an idiot, punishes excessively sometimes, shows student bias? Hagrid and Minerva.

Who is a bully in the same way as James Potter? Raises defenceless people up in the air, baring their body without their concent for strangers to see, just to have a laugh? The Death Eaters.

[mothlau]

brain filled with jegulus uni au where james walks into the wrong lecture, all tired and sleep deprived, with baby harry on his chest. cue regulus falling in love with the hot dilf that doesn't belong in his post modernism class and who he knows for a fact is sirius' best friend

first chapter is officially out :) 

[papa-evershed]

Rob James-Collier as Saul Silva FATE: THE WINX SAGA

[lexithwrites]

New throuple alert—Barty is the freaky scary one, Regulus is the grumpy quiet one, and James is the happy outgoing one (and they’re animals in bed together)

[saudrag]

baby on board the enterprise! attention, baby on board the enterprise!

[fanart247]

I was bored of doing my psych project

[deviousdevilx]

House MD Season 2 Episode 7: Hunting

[deathnguts]

Harry getting fed up with Sirius’ ‘you’re not enough like James’ attitude and being like “I’m so hungry I could eat your drowned brother you don’t let anyone mention around you”

[rainytheoristpersona]

Remus: Anybody free?

James: No, I'm expensive.

Sirius: I'm priceless.

Regulus: I'm pretty sure people pay to get rid of you.

[marc--chilton]

house: what does a horse and i have in common?

wilson, sighing: i don't know. hung?

house: well yeah. that and the ketamine

[unvsannvs]

I can imagine House being sick in those sweet little sickfics we all know and love except he’s an asshole who, when given a specific friend who’s there to tolerate his shit and help him get better, decides to sneeze at him, cough on his food, and so on so forth until one of them decides to just smooch the other; either one of them initiating it makes sense

[vomits0cutely]

James: [in a costume] And on the third day-

Remus: [who has mistaken James’ Dumduldore costume to a Jesus Christ costume]

James: Jesus made boobs.

Lily: oh god! ..wait-

Marlene: is this blasphemy?

James: and he was like “nice”

[myloveforhergoeson]

i just KNOW logan tried to get the other boys to play dnd once. kendall made a paladin, carlos made a barbarian, and james made a bard, but they just kept arguing in whatever situation logan put their characters in and could never come to a decision about how to go about their quests lol