Not to be like that all the time but...I'm going to
The Good Place season 4 is how you tell a on the rocks right before a separation then the boy finds her and they have a sweet reunion...not Milkvan.
I just noticed Jason telling Michael "I'm scared, what if all this time apart has changed me and Janet's relationship? What if that special connection is gone?"
It was then somewhat played as a joke in response and it still was DEFINITELY more romantic than "it's not fate, it's not destiny, it's just simple dumb luck".
Try saying you're scared of losing her (someone else saying it for you doesn't count) not that your relationship is stupid next time, bud.
Edit: I had forgotten, but he even says "I love you" for the first time when they reunite.
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The batfam finally making Dick commit to something.
Jason: it's getting ridiculous you haven't committed to Star or Barb, not even arson!!
Dick: not true, I am very committed to arson. I burned down joker's new hideout with him in it.
Tim: well, you need a relationship.
Dick: so we're not allowed to be acearo no more? Very unprogressive of you Tim, being bi and all I excepted support from at least you of all people.
Tim: are you acearo?
Dick: no, but it was bold of you guys demand me in a relationship not knowing if I wasn't or not.*
Tim: okay well, are you going to choose already, Bruce put more money on his betting pool and I want to win, so please choose Star!
Dick, gasp dramatically: you better on my love life to be a cishet man!? Also already in a relationship, so sorry but none of you are winning.
Damian: you are?
Dick: I am.
Stephanie: who is it then if not Star or Barb?
Dick: ... Since you are a lesbian I feel less offended you thought it was women for some reason, anyways it's your babysitter. Wally. For years now.
Bruce: it not Wally, I would have known it was him.
Jason: kinky.
Dick: yes, I forgot I live with the greatest detectives of all time. So me sitting in his lap any chance I got didn't set it off?
Bruce: friends do that too, Tim in Stephanie's lap all the time.
Tim: because she calls me her child and force me to sit there because I'm only an inch shorter than her!
Stephanie: Hun, inches matter, and it's like five inches shorter now.
Tim: stop growing!!
Dick: okay, how about when he's sleeping over I make him sleep in my bed.
Bruce: you've done it since you met him, that's easily written off.
Dick: what about the time I got caught making out with him in the cave.
Bruce: you were 13, hormones.
Dick: the batmobile?
Bruce: rebellious stage was strong with you.
Batsibs, grabbed the popcorn:
Dick: the medbay, mount justice where I slept in his room my entire stay, oh and every picture of me in pride.
Bruce: ... It's all coincidences! How was I supposed to know you were dating him!? You were sewed at the hip and you called him baby for years, there's not a single moment that would have told me you were —
Dick: you caught us in the action when you decide not to knock coming into my apartment, I know you have friends with benefits but there was candles and stuff.
Jason: oh shit, B you are blind!
Damian: or in denial it seems...
Stephanie: denial is a river in Egypt, your son is gay.
Cass: cool, I won the bet.
Tim: Bruce how could you failed us!?
Duke: couldn't even knock, is that why we have a knocking rule now?
Jarro: *confused and disappointed starfish noises*
Bruce: ugh okay I might be in denial, but only so you see there's a better choice out there like Barbara, she's smart and you get along and she-
Dick: a lesbian in a relationship with Kara.
Bruce: ... Really?
Dick: yep, that's why Kara knew Jim.
Bruce: what about Star? You have a kid with her so you must've broken up with Wally for her just a bit, and you flirt with her a lot—
Dick: dating Raven, and I was a donor since she wanted to have a kid and ask if it was okay if I helped. All done at a doctor's office.
Bruce: well date Roy!
Jason: hell no, I got dibs on him!
Tim: wow, he's homophobic. So you must've hated my mom married to little demon's mom huh?
Bruce: I'm not homophobic! I'm irisphobic... She's a scary woman...
Dick: yeah be a real shame if she knew you used Wally as a shield, huh.
Bruce: dick, please, for your old man date a different redhead.
Dick: no~
* being acearo doesn't mean you can't be in a relationship, a person can choose if they want it or not regardless of sexuality but def in the ace spectrum like acearo. this is a joke.
Also sluggy finally schedule post for once bec he doesn't feel good, not on my 2023 bingo card,,,, only have two more after this,,,, more in tags
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