#jason talks

[powerwordcum]

The most impressive part of the cultist simulator/book of hours universe is the amount of insane theological discourse all these different groups were having, genuinely fascinating to read about the different ways the Hours were worshipped. It's also impressive because this has meta-game consequences to where I will see an in game piece of lore and go "ah no i disagree with that interpretation of the solar hours I don't think the Door-In-The-Eye can be counted among them" and I'll realize I've fallen for the trap.

[star-jagerman]

Jason here, Max is letting me borrow his phone to find mine but I need all of you to know what the fuck just happened.

So we hate Clivesdale. Everyone does! Fuck Clivesdale they suck ass. But I don’t believe there is anyone else in this town that hates Clivesdale more then Max. In fact he has a whole rule that whenever he sees someone from Clivedale it’s on sight ya know.

Now you might argue oh that can’t be serious, I’m sure that’s not like literally or whatever you know. Lots of people say that! But he’s the thing. Max fucking means it. Cause tell me why this dumbass just jumped out a window to go kick the shit out of some guy wearing a shirt that has Clivesdale on it.

[jbberry9]

I’m making new outfits for Juvia if she was apart of the Team Natsu-centered arcs (Oracion Seis, Edolas, Sun Village). Is this a major waste of my time or should i finish and post them?

[terracebatman]

Jason can talk now.

[kyle-and-jason-talk]

For one in a long time, Jason wakes up in his own bed. This is a surprise for a number of reasons but he’s happy to have his body and life back. He’ll need to talk to Jordan eventually though as for now he’ll just relax.

OOC: The switch event is being put on hold for now!! We aren’t sure if it’ll continue or not just yet, and we’re sorry for those who were enjoying this but I’ve decided for this account (with the permission of others involved) that it’s best put on hold.

[songsnstars]

signed up for ice skating lessons... first meet up is tomorrow

im gonna fall on my ass so many times lmao

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[the-star-cloud-collective]

im soo excited so a month ago my boyfriend (who is part of a system) asked if we wanted to be their partner system and i/we said yes to it im so happy to be their partner system /gen -jason

[lilislegacy]

something i feel like we don’t talk about nearly enough is the fact that percy is healed by water.

it’s so normal to us because it’s one of the first abilities we discovered he has. and it makes complete sense. but like… he’s the only demigod with that ability. jason doesn’t get healed by a gust of wind. hazel doesn’t get healed if she touches a diamond. nico doesn’t get healed if a skeleton gives him a hug. annabeth doesn’t get healed if she walks into a library.

like percy could be stabbed in the chest multiple times, he could break every bone in his body, he could be slammed in the head resulting in a crushed skull and hemorrhaging, but get him to some water fast enough and not only is he good as new in no time, but he’s stronger and freshly rejuvenated.

it’s insane when you think about it. no one else can do that. do you know how hard it is to kill percy? even if he’s not near the ocean, he can be healed by rivers and lakes and streams and ponds and all sorts of water sources. water recharges him. it makes him immediately stronger.

that’s a huge reason why i argue percy is the most powerful demigod. yes, he’s shown he has incredible super strength and super speed. yes, he’s a legendary sword fighter - arguably the best one alive. yes, he has control over air, land, and sea. (deadly hurricanes with heavy winds and thunder and lighting, huge volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, tsunamis, floods, etc.) yes, he’s capable of mass destruction. yes he can single handlely cause natural disasters and mass casualties. and yes, he’s capable of controlling people’s bodily fluids, including their blood and saliva. he is terrifying

but even if someone manages to beat him, he dips one toe in some water and he’s immediately healed and even stronger than before. whether the injury is internal and external. he’s healed all on his own. no ambrosia or nectar or external remedies necessary.

guys. percy is insane. he’s way overpowered.

and i love it.

[ghost-bxrd]

Headcanon that when Jason so much as says “ow..” on the comms the rest of the batfam immediately assume he must be dying.

[powerwordcum]

I just realized I'm like 40+ hours into this boh run and I have. No. Wist.

[star-jagerman]

WHO THE FUCK DRESSED MAX UP IN THOSE 80s COACH OUTFITS

HES WALKING AROUND IN FUCK RED SHORT SHORT AND A WHITE TSHIRT THATS DEFINITELY TOO SMALL.

It’s distracting the fuck out of some of the other players and me and Kyle. Kyle walked into the goal post twice now and has tripped over a bench.

-Jason (I lost my phone again)

[jbberry9]

Imagine if all of Fairy Tail was animated like The Phoenix Priestess…..oh my god

such a beautiful style that movie has

[nighthawks-official]

You ever see someone do something and just know that they have sealed their own fate? Like nothing can save them now. Like he’s gonna die and like even if I wanted to there’s nothing I could do about it

[kyle-and-jason-talk]

“Well hey there Bunny,”

Kyle looks up from what he’s doing. He had slinked off to the kitchen during some point in the cuddle pile. He was in the middle of looking for snacks when he hears Jason calling out to him.

“Hey Jason,” Kyle says with a soft smile. Jason swings an arm around Kyle’s shoulders and pulls him closer.

“You know what I was just thinking about?”

“…no?” Kyle couldn’t help but feel a little nervous. Both the look on Jason’s face and his voice makes him think that Jason’s up to something. “What where you thinking about?”

“That party we had a while back. You know before all this happened. The costume party with the Sycamore kids?”

Kyle feels himself tense a little. He remembers that party he remembers it well. “What about it?”

“Mhm nothing nothing just…. Thinking about it,” Jason’s grin widens a little. Part one of his plan complete. He gives Kyle a kiss on the temple. “Well I better be getting back to the pile now.”

“…” *Kyle watches Jason leave. His eyes look down at the drink he’s holding….

[Little bit of a flash back now.]

….He swirls the alcohol around in the plastic cup. He isn’t exactly sure how many drinks he’s had now, or what exactly was in that punch but he’s definitely feeling it. Glancing around the party there are so many people there. It’s crowded and the music is blaring. The house already a mess, Kyle feels a little bad for whoever’s house this was and all the clean up they’re gonna have to do. Doesn’t mean he’s gonna stick around to help though.

Glancing around he spots Max. Max is sitting on the couch, people surrounding him. He’s wearing some dumb costume that looks unfairly good on him. There’s some chick in a playboy bunny costume sitting on his lap. Her arms around his neck. She looks enthralled and while Kyle can’t blame her, he still wishes she was anywhere else.

Kyle’s honesty so busy glaring at the two to even notice Jason coming up to his side.

“Kyle? You good there buddy?”

Kyle tears his eyes away to look over at Jason.

“Mhm. I’m fine.”

Jason glances to where Kyle was last looking then back at Kyle with a raised eyebrow.

“Sure you are..” Jason’s voice is dripping with sarcasm that Kyle honestly doesn’t appreciate. The two fall into silence as they watch Max and the girl. She laughs at something that Max says. Judging by the little furrow in his brow, Max didn’t mean what he said to be a joke but he plays it off. Kyle feels his face get hot in a way he doesn’t like. Max is his friend and sure sometimes they do things together but they’re still just friends. There’s no reason for him to get so upset about some chick. He watches the two flirt with narrowed eyes and a grip on his drink that might break the plastic.

“-and you’re such a cute bunny too. My little bunny girl huh?”

There goes the plastic. The cup snaps easily and the alcohol in the cup spills over Kyle’s arm and hand. That’s his fucking nickname. That’s what Max and Jason use for him. He’s their bunny. Not anyone else. Kyle doesn’t realize he’s walking over to the two till he stops in front of Max and the girl. He side eyes the girl before focusing on Max.

“Max I need to talk to you. Alone.”

Max rolls his eyes at Kyle.

“Can’t it wait? Can’t you see I’ve got a company?” Max pats the top of the girl head, mindful of the fake bunny ears she’s wearing. Kyle grits his teeth.

“It really can’t,”

“Fine, whatever,” Max move the girl off of him and stands up. Kyle grabs his hand and basically starts dragging him to the hallway.

“Whoooa where the fuck are we going?”

Kyle doesn’t answer, they go down the hall and to an empty bedroom. The door shuts with a click behind the two and the door locks. Later Jason will have to text the two to find them and they’ll have to sneak out the back to go home.

[swugflower]

Brucie Wayne gets interviewed and the question who, expect Batman, is his favorite Gotham hero.

After some awkward moments of silence, he blurts out that it’s Spoiler. Since she is the only one from the main active team that isn’t his kid and this way he avoids picking a favorite.

Meanwhile, the group chats explodes into chaos instantly.