#jim halpert oneshot

[michaelscottsbreakroom]

Uptight – Jim Halpert

This is just a little cutesy one-shot with our favorite golden retriever: Jim Halpert. I think he needs more writings done with readers or even Pam. Honestly, it would just be fun to read about him more. I kinda wanna do a part 2 on this... idk... I hope you like it!!

Everyone knew Jim Halpert. Jim Halpert knew everyone well enough. He talked to people, smiled and laughed with them, and pranked stuck up asses.

Well… except you…

You were uptight, in a work way. You never slacked off, only took off when you were sick. Which was never.

You sat with Jim and Dwight, usually typing and helping clients set up their paper orders.

Jim thought you were beautiful. So average, so basic, so perfect. Sometimes, he would wonder to himself, as he glanced at you, how different would you act outside of work?

His small friendly crush was a secret to everyone, especially you. Jim knew I’d you found out, his life, with you, would be over. Forever.

Today was a normal day in the office— you working your ass off while Jim annoyed Dwight a little by talking louder than usual.

It annoyed you as well, but you didn’t say anything.

“Anyways” Jim said to nobody on the phone, “I cannot believe that that happened!” He half yelled, making you sigh.

Jim glanced at you, his face falling. You were annoyed. He could tell by the cute frown on your face and the face you were chewing your gum a bit harsher then normal.

“I have to get back to you,” he said quietly, glancing away, “bye,”

Although it was a fake call, he set the phone down.

Glancing over at you, seeing that you were already staring back at him, made his heart flutter softly.

“Thanks,” was all you said to him, the first thing you said to him since yesterday, and soon, the receiver was up to your ear from an incoming call.

Jim felt his heart warm at your cold statement. You were like a cat, he was like a dog. How funny.

——

The rest of the day went by smoothly, in your opinion. The room had finally been put at a comfortable temperature, since some people liked it colder than others.

You looked at the clock and hummed. Exactly five, so you got up and grabbed your old red leather purse and the cardigan you brought.

Without saying goodbye, you pushed in your chair and left the office, hearing scrapes from other people’s desk chairs as they left.

Leaving the reception, when you stepped out the rain that was forecasted earlier had come ten times harder than told in the weather news this morning.

Your umbrella was in your car, which was across the street.

“Oh my gosh…” you whispered angrily to yourself, watching the cloud.

Jim walked out a few seconds behind you, seeing that you were trying to drape your favorite cardigan over your head, now looking rather annoyed.

He could help but smile, seeing he could be the knight in shining armor.

“You want me to walk you?” Jim said to your right. You looked up slightly to see the sweet smile of Jim Halpert, holding a black umbrella in between the two of you.

You hummed, looking down to hide a smile. “Yes, please,” you whispered shamefully, “I didn’t know it was going to rain this hard…”

Jim laughed. “Nor did I. This is Michael’s umbrella,”

You gasped, your eyebrows furrowing. “Jim!” You said, about to tell him off.

With the happiest laugh you heard, Jim started chuckling, showing off his cute lopsided smile.

A warmth bubbled in your stomach, your heart beating ever so much faster.

“I’m just joking,” he said cheekily, “let’s go,”

The two walked in silence, you blushing like mad, Jim smiling like a goon. It was cute for the cameras to record.

Michael watched through the blinds with the cameras, sighing.

“Office romance: the sweetest kind of romance, in my opinion."

[biancadjarin]

jim halpert masterlist:

oneshots:

office romance

[shesthejukeboxhero]

ELAYNA’S WRITE LIST:

MARVEL:

STEVE ROGERS

HELMUT ZEMO

KRASINSKI!REED RICHARDS

JACK THOMPSON

STRANGER THINGS:

BILLY HARGROVE

JASON CARVER

STEVE HARRINGTON

KNIVES OUT/GLASS ONION:

RANSOM DRYSDALE

MILES BRON

GREYS ANATOMY:

MARK SLOAN

TOM KORACICK

DIVERGENT:

ERIC COULTER

THE HUNGER GAMES:

FINNICK ODAIR

DAISY JONES AND THE SIX:

BILLY DUNNE

THE OFFICE:

JIM HALPERT

ROCK OF AGES:

STACEE JAXX

THE BOYS:

SOLDIER BOY

HOMELANDER

SHAMELESS:

CARL GALLAGHER

MORTAL KOMBAT:

JOHNNY CAGE (MK11 both versions & MK1)

KURTIS STRYKER

**ALL WORKS ARE X FEM OR X GN READER**

**MOSTLY ONESHOTS, WILL BE INDICATED IF A SERIES**

[thatlittlered]

Killer Office Meetings | Jim Halpert

Your attention never leaves that blue pen and your hand feels like it's gone numb from fiddling with it this whole entire meeting. Still, you don't miss the way Jim's gaze is burning holes in your head.

You smile a little and hope Gabe doesn't notice, but then Jim's hand is on top of yours and he's leaning towards you so softly, you couldn't care any less.

You meet him halfway and your head is practically leaning on his shoulder by the end of it, but it's so comfortable.

“I think I'm dying.” it's a whisper in his ear and he tries not to laugh, he really does.

“I'm way ahead of you. Twenty-five minutes into this and I'm already trying to figure out the cleanest way to end it.”

You hum and fix the collar of his shirt, missing that goofy grin on his lips as you do so.

“Any luck with that?”

“Pft, it's a tough a choice. I was thinking two cuts across the arms - it's quick enough for me and all the mayhem it will cause might save you from another hour of this hell.”

“Heroic,” you admit and his chuckle is deep in a way that makes his chest tremble till you feel it on your skin, “-but too messy. Other ideas?”

He nods at that and looks at you sceptically, “A single bullet to the head?”

“Meh, too much blood and gore. Pills?”

“Oh yeah, definitely. Smooth and clean - no blood.”

You laugh and snuggle closer to his side. The meeting's long faded into the background. 

“Sounds good to me. Oh, and we should die together. It'd be really poetic.”

“Definitely. One for the books.” you giggle together like lovesick teenagers and you're pretty sure Gabe can hear but you're also sure you don't care.

He can run his mouth all he wants about boring statistics as long as Jim - your Jimothy - is sitting right next to you and looking at you like you put all stars to shame.

A/N: Um hi, I want a Jimothy.

[brifaith-lovinlife]

I'm thinking of doing Jim Halpert Fanfics. Like this if you think I should!

[ao3feed-lokiangst]

Fantasies

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/0S2dOVY

by Practicalgauntlet

A collection of stories written to appease the fantasies within.

Words: 3636, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas, Crescent City Series - Sarah J. Maas, Supernatural (TV 2005), The Office (US), Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), Five Nights at Freddy's, Haikyuu!!

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, Multi

Characters: Loki (Marvel), James "Bucky" Barnes, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Takami Keigo | Hawks, Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Azriel (ACoTaR), Ruhn Danaan, Vi (League of Legends), Jim Halpert, Montgomery Gator (Five Nights at Freddy's), Glamrock Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Tsukishima Kei

Relationships: Tom Hiddleston/Loki/Reader, James "Bucky" Barnes/Reader, Takami Keigo | Hawks/Reader, Dabi | Todoroki Touya/Reader, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Reader, Azriel (ACoTaR)/Reader, Ruhn Danaan/Reader, Dean Winchester/Reader, Sam Winchester/Reader, Jim Halpert/Reader, Vi (League of Legends)/Reader, Montgomery Gator (Five Nights at Freddy's)/Reader, Glamrock Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's)/Reader, Tsukishima Kei/Reader

Additional Tags: Smut, Fluff and Smut, kind of BDSM, AU, Multi character - Freeform, Various/Reader - Freeform, oneshots, I need to touch grass, Give me holy water, hubba hubba

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/0S2dOVY

[gifted-burnout-archive]

Jim’s Best Friend

Part Thirteen - To Come Home

Word Count: 2104

Author’s Note: Yeah, so I think I’m going to maybe do a prompt list. And it doesn’t just have to be John Krasinski/Jack Ryan and Jim Halpert.... I dunno, I really like writing at the moment and I think I should try out some oneshot sort of things.

WARNING: implied smut.

March, 2007.

"So, Y/N is meant to be having a meeting with Michael and Jan today... And no-one but Pam and I know she's back in the States." Jim explained to the camera, glancing at his watch. "And as of two minutes ago, she has been in my car for two hours. Or in the warehouse, or wherever isn't the office." He glanced out into the main office. "I really hope she stays here in Scranton." He muttered softly, and a wave from Pam cause him to jump up. "Excuse me."

--

"Jan just called from the road, she should be here in ten minutes..." Pam informed, and as she did, the office door opened to reveal you, looking rather intensely at the floor that divided the office from the building behind you.

You needed time to think, to consider what could happen in the upcoming meeting, what people might think of you returning. In your thought, you had tidied out Jim's car, spent twenty minutes catching up with the building's security guy, Hugh, and gone to the bathroom twice. And after procrastinating for what felt like five years, two hours had passed, and you had a meeting to attend.

You took a breath, and set your shoulders, stepping into the office with a pretty smile and a wink to Pam. You kept your head high, stopping beside Jim in front of Pam's desk.

"Excuse me, Miss. I have a meeting with your manager that was moved up from noon to 11?" You said, loud enough for the office to eavesdrop. Jim shook his head, heading back to his desk with a big grin on his face, taking a seat to watch the scene unfold. He could see a few faces trying to place the dark-haired beauty, something about her too familiar.

"Ah, I have you right here, Miss Y/L/N. I'll let Michael know you are here." Pam responded in a loud voice, and your old colleagues jumped up to greet you. Phyllis was first, hugging you tight.

"What ten months can do! Do they not have food in Europe, Y/N?" She asked, and you noticed the ring on her finger.

"You're engaged!" You squeaked, and Phyllis nodded, letting you examine the ring.

One by one, you said hello to your old coworkers, even stopping by Dwight's desk to say a quick hello. Jim had stolen your old desk, Ryan stealing Jim's before that, and it was only one of the changes you noticed. There were two new staffers in the building, no doubt from the Stamford branch, and you noticed the woman from Jim's photo at a newly placed desk beside Phyllis. You headed over, smiling to her as she finished a phone call.

"We haven't met yet... But I'm Y/N. Jim has told me all about you, thought I'd say hello." You held out a hand, and Karen looked you over before smiling and returning the handshake.

"You went to Europe right?" She double checked, and you nodded, registering the sound of the front door opening again. You turned to see Jan, who smiled and nodded for you to follow her.

"Nice meeting you." You said quickly, straightening your top as you followed Jan into Michael's office. The moment the door was closed, Karen walked over to Jim's desk, tapping on his hand and gesturing for him to follow her into the hallway. Jim glanced at Michael's office door and then shrugged, following her out.

"What's up?" He asked, hands stuffed into his pockets. Karen turned to face him after pacing a few times.

"Y/N... You didn't tell me she was... Well..." Karen fumbled over her words. She wasn't the sort to get jealous. "She's hot, Jim. You described her as like a six at best and that girl is at least an eight point two." Jim laughed at that, quickly stopping himself when he saw she was serious. He, pulled her close, whispering something softly into her ear. A smile grew on Karen's face at the words, and she kissed Jim softly.

--

"What did I say to Karen?" Jim looked into the camera, a smirk crossing his lips. "A gentleman never tells."

--

"So, are we agreed?" Jan asked, looking between you and Michael, the latter of which had a frown on his face. "The temp will go with a glowing recommendation, and Y/N will be based here in Scranton as the company's reserve on Foreign Correspondence. What the Rochester branch can't handle, we have Y/N available for." Jan reiterated the agreement. "Y/N will also be available to the Scranton branch as a sales rep, though she answers directly to Corporate."

"First you left for Europe, and now you're joining the likes of Toby... Answering straight to corporate..." Michael grumbled, and you sighed.

"Michael, I won't have you talking to like that to my employee." Jan reprimanded him playfully, and smiled at you. There was clearly something going on there. "It's good to have you back with us, Y/N. Your boxes are being brought up by Darryl just now. You should be settled before lunch is over." Jan held out a hand, and you shook it quickly.

"Thank you so much, Jan. I promise to not let you down." You nodded, and Jan left the office, only you and Michael remaining.

The quiet was held for a few moments, uncomfortable and tense, before Michael let out a long sigh.

"So what? Everyone else gets a party?" You tried to joke with him.

"What am I supposed to say to a traitor?" Michael hissed, and you laughed out loud.

"I didn't betray you, Michael. I got out of Scranton, and I missed you, and I came back. If anything, this only makes us even after the Todd Packer thing." You folded your arms, and Michael looked down. He had hoped you had forgotten about it. "Why don't we go out tonight? We can get some food, catch up?" You suggested hopefully, giving Michael your best puppy dog eyes. He frowned deeper, trying his best to hide his smile, before he let it all burst out.

"Ah! I can't stay mad at you. Fine, yes, dinner! I want to hear all about Europe and, oh Y/N, the things you have missed here." Michael clapped, jumping up and hugging you tight. You did your best not to fall over, and Michael let go to open the door. "Ladies and gentlemen!" He called to the office. "It gives me great pleasure to announce that Y/N is back in Scranton!" The announcement was met with applause, and you curtsied to amuse your coworkers.

"Where you wanting the boxes, Y/N?" Darryl asked, standing by Pam's desk. You looked around the room, seeing the soon-to-be free desk was right across from Creed, and you bit your lip. As much as you wanted to be here, having Creed looking down your top the whole time was the last thing you dreamed of.

"Desk beside Jim's." You directed Darryl to place your boxes on Ryan's desk, who rushed out of the kitchen when he noticed.

"Y/N, what are you doing?" He asked, frowning at the smiles Dwight and Jim shared. "That's my desk."

"No, that's your desk." You pointed over to the spot beside Creed.

"But I'm not a temp anymore."

"And I'm not having Creed look down my shirt all day. Of course, I'm sure Kelly would love if you moved to the annexe with her..." You trailed off, smirking as his face dropped. Unlike Jim, you couldn't be pushed over so easily, and you remembered Ryan's weaker points.

"Creed is great." He said quickly, and you looked to a laughing Jim and winked. Within ten minutes, you had your new desk arranged and an office chair that didn't squeak.

"How did you do that..?" Jim asked, amazed by your ability to take back what you wanted. He hadn't wanted to cause any negative feelings between him and Ryan when he first came back.

"I'm better than you." You replied, taking a seat and placing down the last of your personal effects: a photo of you and your mom.

"Really? Because... The sales sheet would say otherwise." Jim had challenged you, and you had been in the office for no more than an hour.

"First to five sales?" You accepted it with a cheeky grin, and Jim nodded.

"Pam, keep count." He said, looking back at Pam, who was enjoying it all too much.

"Of course. Ready?" She asked, and with a nod of her head, the games begun.

--

"They really eat that much seafood in Spain?!" Michael asked through tears of laughter, the pair of you walking out the restaurant close to 11.30 that night. Your first day back had been more than successful, catching up with everybody, beating Jim in your competition, even messing a little with Dwight. It felt good to back in a routine, and you slotted back into the office like you never even left.

Michael and you had stuck to the plans, heading out after work to reconnect over burgers. And the past five hours had been filled with drink and food and joy, that you almost didn't want to get in the taxi.

"243 Maple Wood, please. Then 7303 Bonnie Place." You instructed the driver, sitting yourself beside Michael in the backseat. He looked up at you as the car took off.

"So you and Jim finally decided to date?" He said with a raised eyebrow. "I knew it! I always knew it, I have a radar for this sort of thi-"

"Oh, no!" You interrupted. "Jim is just letting me stay until I find a new place. He has a spare room, offered it to me last night instead of a hotel." You explained quickly, and Michael didn't look convinced.

"I don't believe a word you say Y/N, the chemistry there is palapalable..."

"Do you mean palpable?" You giggled, shaking your head. "He's been dating Karen for what, four months now?" You guesstimated, and your friend shrugged. "You seriously thought we were together?"

"Well, you're really touchy feely around the office with him, always getting him coffee and tormenting Dwight..."

"We're best friends..."

"Maybe." Michael shrugged, and the conversation ended there. You had never thought you were overly attentive to Jim, but looking back, the pair of you did partake in platonic PDA fairly often. "It'll be weird... Not really being your boss anymore." He spoke up again.

"I assure you Michael, you can order me around all you like. It'll be like old times, except some of the time I'll be speaking in Spanish over the phone. Or French..." The car slowed down outside of Jim's place, and you gave Michael a squeeze. "Thank you for tonight. I missed this."

"We'll make it a monthly thing." Michael said nonchalant, and you opened over the cash for the full fare.

"I'm holding you to that... And I wouldn't stress too much about the whole Jan thing... It'll work out at some point." You assured him, jumping out of the car. Part of the night had been dedicated to Michael's turbulent love life, and you were filled in on Carol at Diwali, then Christmas, and Jan at Christmas, which had led to a bizarre relationship that sort of happened? You had suggested dating outside of two women, but knowing Michael, he wouldn't listen to that advice until they were either both dead or married.

You tapped twice on the cab's roof, sending it speeding down the road towards Michael condo, and you walked up the driveway to Jim's front door, unlocking it with the keys he had given you that morning. You locked the door and dropped the keys in the bowl, heading first into the kitchen, and grabbing a drink.

As you shut the fridge, you heard giggling, and you walked into the living room to find Jim and Karen half naked on his couch, in the middle of a rather heated make out session. Karen spotted you first, her eyes widening as she covered herself with Jim's shirt.

"What... Why are you here?" Karen asked, and Jim looked over.

"Shit... Sorry Y/N..." he muttered, and you cracked open your can of beer, sending the pair a smile.

"No problem, I'll be in the guest room, headphones on... Enjoy your night, guys." You couldn't help but chuckle as you walked behind the couch to your sleeping quarters, the awkward situation was not what you had expected to face that evening.

And then, you realised that finding your own place, it might be better to do sooner rather than later.

--

Tags: @imsuperawkward​ @rosie2801​ @onceuponahuntersrealm​ @poppirocks​

[moonlit-imagines]

Miscellaneous Masterlist

(Updated Immediately)

Chaos Walking

Todd Hewitt

Gif Imagines

Crushing - Todd Hewitt x fem!reader

Reader, a girl from space, comes to New World and the two crush on each other, one more obvious than the other.

The Devil All the Time

Arvin Russell

Gif Imagines

Cemetery - Arvin Russell x reader

Arvin approaches reader when he sees them alone at the cemetery.

Hitchhiker - Arvin Russell x reader

Reader picks up a hitchhiker, Arvin.

Scold - Arvin Russell x reader

Reader scolds Arvin for smoking.

Drabbles + Oneshots

Way Down We Go - Arvin Russell x reader

After Arvin takes the lives of some people who deserved it, he runs away with reader, his s/o, and decides to get on with his life.

Jurassic World

Owen Grady

Headcanons

Child - Owen Grady x child!reader

Reader is Owen’s child.

Zachary Mitchell

Gif Imagines

First Kiss - Zachary Mitchell x reader

Reader has their first kiss with Zack after he saves them from a dinosaur.

OCs

New Beginnings - Nina Kyle (OC) x Jason Todd

The Office

Dwight Schrute

Gif Imagines

Nap Time - Dwight Schrute x reader

Reader falls asleep on Dwight’s shoulder.

Overnight Stay - Dwight Schrute x reader

When reader’s car breaks down at night, they trek to Schrute Farms and Dwight lets them spend the night.

Jim Halpert

Gif Imagines

Key - Jim Halpert x reader

Jim gives reader, his s/o, a key to his apartment.

The Outsiders

Dallas Winston

Gif Imagines

Movie Theater - Dallas Winston x reader

Dally teases reader, a Greaser, while they’re working at the movie theater.

Johnny Cade

Gif Imagines

Bad Parents - Johnny Cade x sibling!reader

Reader comforts Johnny, their brother, when their parents are fighting.

Sodapop Curtis

Gif Imagines

Brother’s Orders - Sodapop Curtis x Winston!reader

Dally gets a bit protective when he sees Sodapop get affectionate with you, Dally’s sibling.

Supernatural

Winchester Brothers

Gif Imagines

Sleep - Winchesters x reader

Reader finally gets some sleep while laying in the back of the Impala, relieving the Winchester boys.

Songwriter - Winchesters x sibling!reader

Reader sings a personal song in front of their brothers, Sam and Dean, who notice what the lyrics mean.

Dean Winchester

Gif Imagines

Goodbye - Dean Winchester x sibling!reader

Reader says a final goodbye to their brother, Dean.

Sketchbook - Dean Winchester x child!reader

Reader’s father, Dean, looks through their sketchbook while they’re not around.

Sam Winchester

Drabbles + Oneshots

Shifter - Sam Winchester x reader

Reader gets saved by a mysterious stranger, Sam, after being attacked by a monster.

Top Gun

Bradley Bradshaw/Rooster

Gif Imagines

Home - Bradley Bradshaw x reader

Bradley and reader reunite after his mission.

Piano Man - Bradley Bradshaw x reader

Bradley and reader sing together at the bar.

Top Gun - Bradley Bradshaw x reader

Reader calms their husband, Bradley, when they arrive to Top Gun.

Victorious

Beck Oliver

Gif Imagine

And Scene - Beck Oliver x reader

Reader and Beck share a kiss while acting out a scene.

Jade West

Gif Imagines

Hang Out - Jade West x reader

Jade asks reader to hang out with her.

Opposites - Jade West x reader

People are shocked when they see that Jade and reader, her opposite, can be best friends.

Wednesday

Xavier Thorpe

Gif Imagines

Sketch Artist - Xavier Thorpe x reader

Xavier begins a sketch of reader during a boring class.

Prompt Lists

Fall/Halloween Prompt List

Holiday/Winter Prompt List

Writing Challenge 1

References

Marvel’s Blip List

NYC Geography - MCU Edition

[michaelscottsbreakroom]

Big Nerd – Jim Halpert

Second one today. Yup. I love writing and Jim Halpert, plus this is really cute and just straight up fluffy. I’ve never been more proud of myself.

It’s been about two months of Jim Halpert finally dating you. It was all rather cute but awkward when you went up on your tip-toes in the rain and pecked his cheek, scurrying off to your car, holding your high heels in one hand after a small work party a few weeks before you two started dating

Now, you were both together, and it was Jim’s first time at your little apartment. It was cute and rather relaxing. You had a nice leather couch with mustard-yellow throw pillows and an off-white and burnt orange blanket draped over the top.

An older looking orange tabby laid on the couch, completely unbothered. Jim grinned.

“Is that Fluffy?” He asked you. You grinned and giggled. You hadn’t stopped laughing and giggling today from your excitement.

“Yes! He’s so cute right?” You beamed. Jim smiled back at you, feeling his cheeks flush in a childish manner. Although he was more of a dog person, it was sweet to see you get so proud and happy of your little old lady.

“How about I give you a little tour? Maybe just to get you used to the whole apartment for now,” you suggested. Jim hummed, sliding off his shoes and stepping onto the clean wooden flooring.

Walking down the hallway, you opened doors and pointed to little trinkets you owned like a cheerio-shaped vase you had on the dining room table, little blue-and-purple flowers sticking out from it.

There was one room you completely passed, not even glancing at it. Instead, you showed him to your bedroom, which was cute and very like you.

“Here’s the bedroom!” you said, showing him the room with a queen-sized bed with a large fluffy carpet. Jim smirked, shoving his hands into his pockets.

“That’s cool,” he said with a grin, looking down at you. Giggling once again, you walked to the living room.

“Do you want to watch a movie?” You asked, smiling. Jim nodded.

“Yeah, how about you choose the movie, okay?” he said, “do you know where the bathroom is?” he asked.

You hummed, turning on the TV. “It’s just down the hallway, to your left,” you directed. Jim thanked her and left.

As he got close to the bathroom, he saw the room you didn’t show him. Jim walked towards it and poked his head through the door, his jaw dropping to the ground.

A small room with a large beanbag and small television was in this room, bookshelves filled with action figures and games stacked neatly everywhere, as well as piles of opened books and posters hanging from the barely visible free walls. Jim wanted to laugh.

He called for you, walking into the living room with a stupidest grin on his face. “Are you a geek?” he asked.

You gave him a bewildered look before her face changed into realization. Heat exploded on her face, which was quite noticeable, making Jim burst out into laughter.

“JIM!” You yelled, grabbing a pillow and throwing it at him. He caught it and laughed, covering his face as you launched another one at him. “Why were you snooping!?”

He continued chuckling walking to the couch and flopping down, making Fluffy jump and scurry off. Jim flopped onto your lap, stretching out with a groan and a cheeky smile.

“You’re such a nerd,”

“Shut up, Jim,”

[feeisamarshmallow]

5, 10, 18? :)

Thanks Mem! 

5: what are the top three ships you have bookmarks for?

Answered here :) 

9: do you have more oneshots or multi-chapters bookmarked?

I just spent forever trying to sort my bookmarks to figure out the exact number but I couldn’t get it to work. Anyways, definitely oneshots, although I do enjoy a good multi-chapter. I tend to gravitate towards shorter fics, both because of the subject matter I like (missing scenes, character studies etc.) and because I love when short oneshots can pack a big emotional punch. 

18: what’s the most bizarre fic you have bookmarked on ao3?

Hmmm probably Lydia’s Chalmers Thesis on William the Bloody (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) which is INCREDIBLE and a 40k word actual fake thesis. 

Alternatively With Crooked Hands by Annakovsky (The Office) which is Jim Halpert/Ryan Howard apocalypse slash, which is not my thing on paper, but is so so good. 

Ask me AO3 asks

[justauthoring]

Do You? // Jim Halpert

omg i love your jim works!! can u do a jim halpert oneshot where he and the reader have been together for awhile but still aren’t living together and one day jim finds the reader crying in the stairwell. it turns out she wasn’t getting many sales and wasn’t getting enough commission to pay her rent so she got evicted but jim asks her to move in and it ends super fluffy? thank you sm i love your writing!!! 

Please don’t plagiarize my work - I spend a lot of my time writing, copying and pasting destroys that. If you want to repost my work. please ask first - but even then I might say no.

Word Count: 753

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“Hey, Erin?”

“Hmm?” Erin hummed, blinking up until her eyes met that of Jim’s. They widened somewhat at the man, lips parting. “Oh, Jim! Did you need something?”

“Actually. yes,” Jim started, leaning forward so he was resting on the raised edge of the receptionist desk. “I was wondering if you’ve see Y/N anywhere?” He questioned, unconsciously in the direction of your desk, where you were meant to be, but the seat was vacant. “I can’t find her anywhere in the office.”

“Oh,” Erin nodded, pausing in thought for a moment. “I believe she left for her lunch break about... a half hour ago.”

Jim’s brows furrowed, glancing over at the clock where it read already two in the afternoon. He decided against questioning Erin about it, sending her a small thank you before heading out the office himself. He’d been concerned when he looked up from his own desk only to find you gone, and no matter where he looked in the office, you were nowhere to be found.

The others hadn’t seen you either, and it left Jim wondering if something was wrong.

Pushing open the doors to the stairwell, Jim was both surprised and relieved to see you sitting at the top of the stairs. He opened his mouth to call for you, but the words died on the tip of his tongue when he saw your slouched over form, and the way your head was in your hands.

With a frown and furrowed brows, Jim let the door shut behind him, alerting you of his presence. You gasped softly in surprise, obviously not expecting any company, as your head turned round, meeting Jim’s gaze. “Oh,” you mumbled, shoulders dropping with relief. “Jim.”

“Hey,” Jim called softly, taking a seat next to you. He let his shoulder bump yours slightly, sending you a small smile. “Erin told me you’d left for your lunch break.”

You nodded, hastily wiping away the tears streaming down your cheeks. You did your best to do so subtly, but you and Jim both knew he could see them, and your soft sniffles didn’t help much either.

“Is everything okay?” Jim asked slowly.

You nodded, but the moment you met Jim’s eyes, just the sight of him caused your eyes to water once again and you sunk into yourself. “No,” you cried, voice cracking.

Jim’s worry turned into deep concern the moment you broke out into tears before him, and without a second thought, he shuffled closer to you, cupping your cheeks and pulling your eyes on his once again. He used his thumb to wipe away your tears, frowning. “Hey,” he whispered, “what’s the matter?”

“I didn’t want to bother you...” You mumble, shaking your head. “It’s nothing.”

“Well, you’re not a bother,” Jim pressed gently. “I’m willing to listen, and maybe even help.”

You glanced at him, as if silently asking him if he was sure. Jim’s gaze and posture never gave any hint that he wasn’t, so with a deep inhale, you explained. “I haven’t been making enough sales recently. Just in general work has been really tough, and because of that, I haven’t been making enough commission for rent.” Gasping sharply, you prepared yourself. “And I got evicted from my house.”

Jim’s eyes widened, his shoulders falling with disbelief. You instinctively shuffled further away from him, thinking that he thought less of you, but Jim caught your hand in the last second, pulling your focus back on him.

“I wanted to wait until a better time,” Jim started, “but I don’t think there’s a better one than this.”

Confused, you rose a brow; “Jim?”

“I was going to ask you if you wanted to move in with me tonight, over dinner.” Jim grinned, and your eyes widened. “But... Y/N, would you like to move in with me?”

With parted lips, you tried to process what he was asking you. “You want me to move in with you?” You asked, stunned. “Like, live together?”

Laughing softly, Jim nodded; “yes.”

“You don’t have to do this. Just because I got evicted, don’t fe-”

“I’m not doing this because I have to. I’m doing this because I want to,” Jim assured, squeezing your hand. “Besides, i’ve been trying to ask for a long time now.”

With that reassurance, you felt a smile lit up your features, immediately wrapping your arms around his neck and pulling him in for a tight hug.

“Is that a yes... or?”

Pulling back, giggling, you nodded. “Yes.” you laughed, “yes.”

-

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[thatlittlered]

Glorious Sunday Mornings | Jim Halpert

Jim watches you sleep and he smiles, drowsy as he is and only half-awake yet. Strands of hair break loose from the halo that they formed on the pillows and his grin widens at the grimace you pull as they find their way into your mouth.

He reaches and tucks them back for you, stifling laughter at the way your nose scrunches up so cutely. You're like a pixie trapped in his arms and he's searching for your sparkly wings but he finds none.

Your eyes blink open slowly but you take your time. There's no hurry today for the first time in forever - chores can wait and bosses can't touch you.

What a lovely Sunday morning this is, especially so with that twinkle of happiness inside your irises to greet him along with the bright yellow sun.

Your eyelashes untangle themselves from each other and lazy giggles escape your throat at the sight of your Jimothy and his lopsided grin. As if on instinct, your body wiggles closer to his and your face meets the pale blue fibres of his shirt.

"Were you watching me sleep?" your voice is laced with sleep and a tad of laziness perhaps but he can't help but think it's like a choir of angels in his ears.

"Yep."

You laugh and kiss him but it's not nearly enough for a man that craves you oh so much.

"We need to find you a new hobby."

Jim's lips follow yours like lost puppies and it's only when they finally connect properly and take their time exploring that he's content. 

"Nah, I'm good with this."

[ao3feedstuckony]

oneshots fucking galore

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/30k57Q8

by dnvrs

just a bunch of oneshots- i guess, anyways.

feel free to leave a request down in the comments, and i'll *try* my best to write it, but i *can't* write *everything*.

hope y'all enjoy this shit my lazy "more than 75 percent lesbian- probably 75.5 percent lesbian" ass decided to write

Words: 16, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV), The Resident (TV 2018), New Amsterdam (TV 2018), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Office (US)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi, Other

Characters: Brunnhilde | Valkyrie (Marvel), Carol Danvers, Maria Rambeau, Conrad Hawkins, Devon Pravesh, AJ Austin, Mina Okafor, Chewie | Goose (Marvel), Luther Hargreeves, Diego Hargreeves, Allison Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy), Ben Hargreeves, Vanya Hargreeves, Nicolette Nevin, Jessie Nevin, Maddie Buckley, Howie "Chimney" Han, Eddie Diaz (9-1-1), Evan "Buck" Buckley, Henrietta "Hen" Wilson, Christopher Diaz (9-1-1), Lauren Bloom, Helen Sharpe, Max Goodwin, Georgia Goodwin, Iggy Frome, James "Bucky" Barnes, Tony Stark, Thor (Marvel), Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Loki (Marvel), Pam Beesly, Jim Halpert, Holly Flax, Michael Scott, Peter Parker, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Pietro Maximoff, Wanda Maximoff, Vision (Marvel), Athena Grant, Bobby Nash, Scott Lang, Hope Van Dyne, Cassie Lang, Pepper Potts, Other Character Tags to Be Added

Relationships: Brunnhilde | Valkyrie/Carol Danvers, Conrad Hawkins/Devon Pravesh, AJ Austin/Mina Okafor, Chewie | Goose (Marvel) & Ben Hargreeves, Nicolette Nevin & Jessie Nevin, Maddie Buckley/Howie "Chimney" Han, Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz, Howie "Chimney" Han & Henrietta "Hen" Wilson, Christopher Diaz & Eddie Diaz (9-1-1), Eddie Diaz & Henrietta "Hen" Wilson, Lauren Bloom/Helen Sharpe, Georgia Goodwin/Max Goodwin, Iggy Frome & Max Goodwin, James "Bucky" Barnes/Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes/Thor, Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Loki/Steve Rogers, Pam Beesly/Jim Halpert, Holly Flax/Michael Scott, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Brunnhilde | Valkyrie/Carol Danvers/Maria Rambeau, Peter Parker & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Pietro Maximoff/Peter Parker, Wanda Maximoff/Vision, Wanda Maximoff & Natasha Romanov, Athena Grant/Bobby Nash, Scott Lang/Hope Van Dyne, Cassie Lang & Hope Van Dyne, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Other Relationship Tags to Be Added

Additional Tags: do you really think im adding tags after all those other tags?

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/30k57Q8

[ao3feed-buckybarnes]

oneshots fucking galore

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/30k57Q8

by dnvrs

just a bunch of oneshots- i guess, anyways.

feel free to leave a request down in the comments, and i'll *try* my best to write it, but i *can't* write *everything*.

hope y'all enjoy this shit my lazy "more than 75 percent lesbian- probably 75.5 percent lesbian" ass decided to write

Words: 16, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV), The Resident (TV 2018), New Amsterdam (TV 2018), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Office (US)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi, Other

Characters: Brunnhilde | Valkyrie (Marvel), Carol Danvers, Maria Rambeau, Conrad Hawkins, Devon Pravesh, AJ Austin, Mina Okafor, Chewie | Goose (Marvel), Luther Hargreeves, Diego Hargreeves, Allison Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy), Ben Hargreeves, Vanya Hargreeves, Nicolette Nevin, Jessie Nevin, Maddie Buckley, Howie "Chimney" Han, Eddie Diaz (9-1-1), Evan "Buck" Buckley, Henrietta "Hen" Wilson, Christopher Diaz (9-1-1), Lauren Bloom, Helen Sharpe, Max Goodwin, Georgia Goodwin, Iggy Frome, James "Bucky" Barnes, Tony Stark, Thor (Marvel), Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Loki (Marvel), Pam Beesly, Jim Halpert, Holly Flax, Michael Scott, Peter Parker, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Pietro Maximoff, Wanda Maximoff, Vision (Marvel), Athena Grant, Bobby Nash, Scott Lang, Hope Van Dyne, Cassie Lang, Pepper Potts, Other Character Tags to Be Added

Relationships: Brunnhilde | Valkyrie/Carol Danvers, Conrad Hawkins/Devon Pravesh, AJ Austin/Mina Okafor, Chewie | Goose (Marvel) & Ben Hargreeves, Nicolette Nevin & Jessie Nevin, Maddie Buckley/Howie "Chimney" Han, Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz, Howie "Chimney" Han & Henrietta "Hen" Wilson, Christopher Diaz & Eddie Diaz (9-1-1), Eddie Diaz & Henrietta "Hen" Wilson, Lauren Bloom/Helen Sharpe, Georgia Goodwin/Max Goodwin, Iggy Frome & Max Goodwin, James "Bucky" Barnes/Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes/Thor, Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Loki/Steve Rogers, Pam Beesly/Jim Halpert, Holly Flax/Michael Scott, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Brunnhilde | Valkyrie/Carol Danvers/Maria Rambeau, Peter Parker & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Pietro Maximoff/Peter Parker, Wanda Maximoff/Vision, Wanda Maximoff & Natasha Romanov, Athena Grant/Bobby Nash, Scott Lang/Hope Van Dyne, Cassie Lang & Hope Van Dyne, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Other Relationship Tags to Be Added

Additional Tags: do you really think im adding tags after all those other tags?

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/30k57Q8