#knew it all along

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

"Prince Baji" yknow what that means????

Ryoko really is a queen!

[bogleech]

There sure are a lot of internet posts that amount to "thank God someone was abused, their abuser's tv show annoyed me. I'm so glad a real person got hurt so we can cancel this celebrity I found tiring. I was really hoping people I never met would turn out to have suffered in a way that would vindicate my media tastes"

[emacrow]

Damian and the Dumpster baby.

Damian was doing patrols, with a bit of a minor rescuing and feeding the strays animals until he heard a noise from a dumpster.

Tonight was going to be a storm coming, and he rather check up on the strays, feed them, fixing any of the secure hiding places he put out for them for rain occasionally, and try to smuggle 1 or 6 into the barn again without Father knowing. Alfred can keep a secret sometimes.

Jumping on the edge of the dumpster to see a plastic bag tied up on the pile of trash with something squirming inside, alive obviously. Oh if this another group of puppies, he going to find the culprit himself and break their kneecaps and arms this time.

Easily untying the plastic bag and opening to reveal.. a little baby.

Not a kitten or a puppy, a living breathing human baby, cut and tied umbilical and a pale with a unique birth mark in a shape of a lichtenberg from his tiny hand fading to his chest.

This..

This was out of Damian's comfort line.

He had dealt with saving animals, people, children, hell even toddlers. He never dealt with a baby before much less a newborn.

He could panic later as he hear the sounds of a storm brewing. Carefully picking up the baby by the back of the head and and by the body, using his cape to as a blanket to cover the obvious nudity of the baby. Climbing onto his Red Robin theme Doom Buggy.

Taking care of a baby is no different then taking care of a baby animal, right?

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He got caught after 5 month and a half by Alfred during feeding Danyal time, while scolded him about hiding the baby instead of coming to him.

He had a good reason to though, last time he told Alfred about the last newest addition, Bruce sended the Jafar the Ligor to a sanctuary. He still felt betrayed by that.(even though now Jafar is happily spending his days with the other mixed big cat breed but still)

He done a good enough job taking care of Danyal, even though he had to secretly look up baby stuff, medicine, clothes, a soft bedded cot and diapers.(the smell was much less worse then the sewer) he considered himself a great care-taker.(even though in the back of his mind, he feared that he might had unlocked that genetic adopt-bat bait traits that Dick warned him about)

Damian had gotten.. a bit attached, considering the idea of putting danyal in orphanage or a foster care wasn't ideal afterall the corrupted ones that Father and him had broken through over the years left a bad gut feeling if he had actually gone through with his plan. Danyal was one of his babies, only not covered in fur, scales, or a shell.

And he didn't do everything all on his own, Cass was the only who figured it out, kept it a secret and help out.. then steph found out... and Jason, Tim and Duke unfortunately found out after Cass and steph snuck danyal in the manor for a nice bath.

Only reason Dick didn't found out because everyone know he can't keep a secret away from Bruce's ear for long after found out Jason's new girlfriend was the new therapist in Gotham, and telling Bruce would feed his adopt-holic again and he end up having baby fever. (Tim didn't tell him what that word meant but he did look it up in a baby care guide book for new parents. And EW)

They were going to wait it out til Danyal was at least toddler age before sneaking him in the manor to gatekeep gaslight girlboss Father into thinking he already adopted him. (Steph's words, not his)

[lanasgirlfr]

AGATHA HARKNESS A GIRL KISSER CONFIRMED?;!?;!!:??!!

[tired-demonspawn]

ok so he's most definitely lost it!!!! finally figured that one out, good job everyone!!

but he sure does like playing ping pong with if he knows something or not, that's for sure! :D

[stealingyourbones]

DPxDC the Olympics AU.

Jazz is competing for sharpshooting

Dick is competing for team gymnastics

Y’all can work it out from there :)

[aquarines]

lestat controlling the audience to save louis

[somegrumpynerd]

(Narrator voice) It was not how everyone felt

[starzonez]

something about how when maddy disappeared, the tv was simply found burning in their backyard and how owen sticks his head in the tv and it’s sparking and it surely hurts but he can’t get himself out until he’s forcibly removed. how he vomited up the sparks and the static. he wants so badly to be on the other side of that screen but unlike maddy, he can’t fully cut himself off from the reality that is so tightly holding him in place. maddy was always so sure of themself, always independent, even as a child. they knew they had to get out, whether owen was coming or not. and he wasn’t ready. he was never ready. but there is still time

[the-scarlet-witch-22]

Obsessed with sapphic queen Agatha Harkness

[bougiebutchbinch]

woke up semi-convinced that there was an actual House episode where, as a B-plot, House got a sex toy stuck up his butt and was trying to get it out without anyone noticing

honestly a little disappointed to come back to reality

[my-name-is-boneless]

gee I sure hope no smosh fans develop a superiority complex about shipping Courtney and Shayne and knowing that they were dating all along.

Especially since to know that they were dating, you would have had to do some creepy Internet stalking of their family members. Yep it sure would suck if people started bragging about their abilities to invade the personal lives and boundaries of Internet creators that they do not know!!

[teambyler]

What we'll see on the internet when Byler becomes canon:

SCREENRANT.COM:

"Stranger Things fans finally know that Mike loves Will back after Volume 2, but there were signs throughout the series pointing toward this. It was indeed a slow arc that was built up over five seasons. Fans entered Season 5 knowing that Will was gay and loved Mike, but thought that Mike only saw him as a friend. But there have always been hints that Mike sees Will as more than that.

"'We planned them to be a couple from the beginning,' said Ross Duffer, the show's co-creator. 'Many viewers just didn't see the clues, especially in the early seasons, because they were kids and especially because they're both boys.' Looking back, it is clear that these two have always had a special bond not shared by their other friends.

"Here are twenty-seven hints that these two lifelong friends were destined to become the couple whose love, despite all odds, was strong enough to help save Hawkins."

-teambyler

[ghostdoodlen]

Usually I'm a dead on main kinda person but I can't get this out of my mind

But I need a Danny x Bruce au of Yours, Mine & Ours

In short, it's about two people reuniting, falling in love again and marrying while their children of 8 and 10 (separately) do their best to break them up

Bruce has his whole flock of course

Whether Danny has Ellie, Dan, maybe other clones, children he picked up along the way is up for interpretation

I can see Ghost King Danny adopting ghost kids for sure and have them run around in his haunt in the Realms

Or instead he has Connor (cuz who can resist having an older Danny adopt this little guy) and throw Billy Batson in there too for fun. Cujo is there for sure

Perhaps Danny and Bruce aren't even married yet

Just lingering feelings that are obviously still strong

Either way, the kids are trying to break them or perhaps they're actively trying to get them together

The latter seems more likely. They just want their parents to settle down already and it's obviously up to them cuz just look at them dance around each other

Bat and phantom kids can't take this anymore

[saywhatyouwillbut]

what’s so hilarious about min ho and kitty is that he convinces himself she’s obsessed with him, meanwhile she literally could not give less of a fuck until he confesses his love for her on a plane

[incorrect-tokyodebunker]

Ren: Im going out.

Haru: Enjoy your date with MC!

Ren: It's not a date.

Haru: You spent an hour picking your outfit and fixing your hair.

Ren: I'm picky about how I look.

Haru: You put on cologne.

Ren: We literally live in a zoo, maybe I just don't want to smell like it?

Haru: You're carrying a bouquet of flowers.

Ren: You just watched Towa hand these to me.

Haru: Last night you texted MC "I'll pick you up at 7 tomorrow for our date."

Ren: FUCK, WHEN DID YOU TAKE MY PHONE--