#i need a fic of this

[smilechiales]

I just of a Night at the Museum AU where lightning strikes a comic store and despite all logic all the statues of heroes, villains, etc. just come alive and it's absolute chaos.

The Justice League is trying to crack the case why they are suddenly in a store where all their secret identities are on full display, the Avengers are running around and smashing things, somewhere Erik Lehnsherr and Charles Xavier are playing chess and arguing.

And the person on shift is a fan but is totally not getting paid enough for this sh*t.

[bloopy-writes]

I AM NOW OBSESSED WITH THE IDEA OF TIM AND DAMIAN DRIVING FROM CITY TO CITY WITH TITUS AND GETTING INTO SHENANIGANS LIKE THE SCOOBY GANG AND HAVING TO SOLVE STUPID MYSTERIES IN EACH NEW CITY

PLEASE IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES

IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS

Tim would be tryna set all sorts of dumb traps and Damian is like “it’s so obvious it’s the underpaid teacher” and they keep a tally of who’s right and whoever is right gets to pick the next city

Also just imagine Damian being called a “meddling kid” Tim would have to hold him back from punching someone

Somehow their adventures lead to them becoming honorary mayors in several towns, getting several keys to cities, and having 5 restaurants and diners named after them, and on one honorable occasion a town made a statue of Titus to commemorate him

[ghostdoodlen]

Usually I'm a dead on main kinda person but I can't get this out of my mind

But I need a Danny x Bruce au of Yours, Mine & Ours

In short, it's about two people reuniting, falling in love again and marrying while their children of 8 and 10 (separately) do their best to break them up

Bruce has his whole flock of course

Whether Danny has Ellie, Dan, maybe other clones, children he picked up along the way is up for interpretation

I can see Ghost King Danny adopting ghost kids for sure and have them run around in his haunt in the Realms

Or instead he has Connor (cuz who can resist having an older Danny adopt this little guy) and throw Billy Batson in there too for fun. Cujo is there for sure

Perhaps Danny and Bruce aren't even married yet

Just lingering feelings that are obviously still strong

Either way, the kids are trying to break them or perhaps they're actively trying to get them together

The latter seems more likely. They just want their parents to settle down already and it's obviously up to them cuz just look at them dance around each other

Bat and phantom kids can't take this anymore

[cheekylittlepupp]

I know everyone loves the evil power couple trope with Ascended Astarion, but what about something angst?

What if you slowly descend into madness, slowly become more of a monster, more of what he feared most. The first years or centuries where you two are together you are the grounding force, you are the one helping him retain his humanity, you are the one helping him from fully descending and becoming like his master, or even worse.

But with time you slowly start losing everyone you love, everyone you care for, anyone you start making an honest connection with. They'd either slowly vanish from your life or Astarion's fits of jealousy would get the better of them. Some would die peacefully, others would find their way back to you in pieces.

You'll have to come to terms that nothing really matters, nothing except Astarion. Your master, your lover, your world, the only person who would be with you, forever, for better or worse.

This is where the roles reverse and he's the one who's doing his best to hold onto the person he once fell in love with, doing his best to not fully lose you, but even with all of his power, he feels powerless.

After you start becoming worse he decides to finally sequester you into that deep chamber he talked about centuries ago. At first you would get the occasional visits from your servants, but gradually all of those visits will subside and the only one coming through that door would be Astarion.

The only blood you will be allowed to consume will be his, he will be your life force, figuratively and literally. Your entire life will revolve only around him. Finally, you'll be the obedient pet he once wanted.

One day he would cup your face and stare into your eyes, hoping to see the person he once fell in love with, slowly realizing what he has done, maybe a tear could run down his cheek which he'd instantly brush off, burying those thoughts deep inside him, as deep as his old self was burried. "The person of your dreams, the hope of them, is your own worst enemy"

Centuries after he will finally let you out, you will be a true vampire yes, why wouldn't he grant you that when your entire life is now dedicated to him, you will be practically worshipping him, entirely devoted to him, body and soul (or what's left of it anyway) You will be a strong vicious beast ready to be unleashed whenever he desires.

Years, centuries or millena of this Astarion would slowly start wishing for an adventurer to come and end his suffering, his and yours. You dying in his arms with a smile on your face, your cold fingers touching his face as you tell him that you love him one last time, yours eyes finally closing forever. Or idk maybe both of you dying together at the same time? romantic~

[samnarc]

Sam and Dean fighting and they start throwing playful punches that lead to real ones. Then the anger just fuels their tension and it ends in really heated angry making out, murmurs from the both of how they hate each other as they hastily undress themselves

[sillykytty]

Is really funny to me how everyone just agreed that Kai had loving parents and a good childhood

I can imagine that Oogway went with Kai to visit them, after asking him for an hour of course

And Oogway thought that they would be like Kai (cause Kai never really talked about them, not because he was "ashamed of them" or anything, he didn't for their safety, and because there was never a situation where he could mention them lol)

But when they arrived Oogway was surprised when he saw that Kai's parents were actually nicer (and shorter) than their son

And they treated Oogway as a 'special guest', doing parent stuff, like making dinner, asking him if Kai was behaving well, and showing Oogway ink portraits of calf Kai doing silly things like eating grass and stuff

Kai: This is my 'Brother-in-arms', Oogway Kai's parents: We thought that you would never bring one at home, congrats!

[lvckyuh]

Wip: What if Kevin Cozner was stuck in an airport due to delayed with weather and was trapped by the snow outside, and could only struggle alone until you caught a pilots Captain’s eye.

Yes this is a Kevin Cozner and Raymond Holt first meet cute.

[starppleb]

OMG-OMG

You know Flaw Peacock. And the theories he does.

I'm sooo freaking OBSESSED with the idea of Luke being a scribe.

I need a fic about it. I NEED it!

[soggedboytroutanti]

Has anyone written a fic yet about the rebellion Paul23 and the clones raised?

please send it to me if so bc i need to read something like this

[bigboy-lovers-unite]

Hear me out...

FTM Billy Lenz

[niilue]

niik my precious…since i just now discovered you know and are aware of the beauty that is sesshomaru i was wondering…. what do u think of sesshomaru if he was touch starved and a lil subby?👀 like we all know he has that hard, unfeeling exterior but then when he’s with his pretty fiancé perhaps???? heheh

hellou babe sosa ^^

well…i really think that at the time sesshomaru was very deprived sexually.

i can see him cumming quickly when he was touching himself alone and he didn't have anyone because he really needed someone.

i think he would be turned on by anything you do to him. touching his ears and licking his neck would make him come. i know.

so he may not be a big fan of you dominating him, but once he sees how good it feels, i doubt there will be any turning back.

i feel like he sometimes doesn't know how to please you or how to give you pleasure. he's not very knowledgeable about it. that's why i think he gets excited and likes to try new things.

a switch.

sometimes he's in his subby days, where he likes to get close to you with a cute little puppy face, so you can use him and make him moan like that, a puppy.

and other times he feels the need to take control himself and listen to you beg for more.

what an amazing man, don't you think!

[only-god-canstopme]

this is so andreil coded.

[eridan-ampora]

i love it when characters are codependent. i love it when losing someone feels like losing a limb. i love it when two people "complete" each other so wholly and terribly that one can barely function without the other. i love it when the fear of losing the only person who understands them is so all-consuming they'll destroy anything to stay together, including themselves.

[theleechyskrunkly]

That's so cute omg. I love them sm you don't understaaaaaaaaaand. Finn's just like /// well done

Thank God you don't need hot oil to make chocolate mousse, otherwise it's ggs for Aurinelle 😭

[anonymouse5]

CAN YOU IMAGINE APRIL FOOLS AT HOGWARTS

[audhd-nightwing]

13 y/o dick grayson, holding 9 y/o jason todd like a stray cat: bruce, i got a little brother!

bruce, doing paperwork for WE, not paying attention: that’s great, chum

. . .

bruce, several hours later: wait, what?!

dick: it’s okay, alfred said we can keep him!