#like come on ...

[hyperfixatedmess873]

Words can’t describe how perfect this is

[honeyed-ghost]

Back at home my wife awaits for me.

She’s my everything.

My Penelope.

Based on Paolo e Virginia by Alessandro Puttinati.

[cedric-k-rossignol]

either hug her or hand her a gun you men are useless

[softestbuckley]

i'll never get over the shameless way eddie was watching buck during the poker game

[i-live-inyourwalls]

“for soccer” LMFAO

[cxrrodedcoffin]

sorry but this is so absurd like i know this man whimpers so pathetically in bed

[danibee33]

*ahem* Simon “Ghost” Riley (that’s it, that’s the whole post)

[tea-cuz-why-not]

I’m calling it now, Sam’s gonna become an avatar, willingly.

[writingadjacent]

baby steve and his winnie the pooh stuffed animal live in my head rent freeeeeee

like toddler steve dragging his winnie around all the time, sobbing when it needs to be washed and sitting in front of the washing machine and watching it go through so he can make sure winnie is safe

steve cuddling winnie when his parents fight and yell in the living room and steve, sitting on the couch, doesn't really understand whats going on just that his parents are yelling and it's scary

steve growing up and learning that it's 'not accepatible' to carry around your winnie the pooh stuffie and leaving it at home. crying the first time he had to

cuddling every night with winnie through highschool. starting to put winnie away when he has girls over and hiding winnie when nancy comes over because what if she makes fun of him the way tommy did in elementary school

introducing winnie to robin after robin introduces steve to her stuffed dog (puppy) and robin taking it very seriously as she can tell how important winnie is to steve

steve hiding winnie when eddie comes over for the first time, because eddie is his boyfriend and what if eddie makes fun of him for it because eddie is so cool and metal and guys who listen to that kind of stuff definitely don't have stuffed animals or date guys who do... right?

being proven wrong when he vistis the trailer one night and eddie is asleep cuddled around a stuffed tigger and steve smiles slightly because of course eddie had a stuffed tigger. introducing winnie and tigger to each other was easy after that and steve got to spend every night with Eddie and winnie and tigger and yeah

[southerngoffics]

Frankie Stein in my style bc i have Very Strong opinions about them with a mullet

[0nlyhere4phil]

annnyy minute now

[babygirlultron]

I just read the entire Geoff Johns run

[ahfrickenfrick]

everyone is like ‘oh sunshine duke thomas!’ how sunshiny would you be if you were working the fucking gotham dayshift

bro is up at the asscrack of dawn and is legitimately dc’s spiderman but everyone is too busy comparing tim and peter to do anything ABOUT IT SMH

[thenameofthisblogistalkingheads]

I know shadow the hedgehog is the laughingstock of the gaming community because "haha edgy hedgehog" but I think so much about how a major canonical development for him was he saw a chronically ill 12 year old girl (who was his only friend) shot to death by the army in front of him because for some fucking reason Sonic the Hedgehog has the most batshit insane lore nobody fucking talks about

[lostcryptids]

i feel like ppl dont post this enough