#living shitpost of a gf

[palmettoshitposts]

nicky: has been rambling on about twilight for an hour and a half now, laying out all of his headcanons and discussing the best fanfics he’s read

seth, who’s just walked in: what the fuck is a twilight? isn’t that the gay bar you lot go to?

aaron: it’s not a gay bar 🙄

andrew and nicky, staring at each other: …

neil: you’re entirely correct seth!

aaron: andrew you fucking swore it wasn’t-

neil: look i know not pulling is commonplace for you aaron but weren’t you the tiniest bit suspicious?

[squiggle-and-company]

I have nothing to say for myself

[bigbigtruck]

Doodled this bit of Shot & Chaser backstory (July-ish, 2012) in the passenger seat of a car and I love it partially BECAUSE it's messy garbage

[dumplingprincessextraordinaire]

I love Nicole and I can’t wait to play the new game urrghhh

[codythehomestuckfan]

ngl these are actually a good movie to me and I am not saying it because my favorite song living dead girl is in them

I LOVE TIFFANY AND GLEN/GLENDA

[procyo9]

legacy of kain: defiance had so much undistilled gay gothic romance that i couldn't decide which meme describes it better

[salted-caramel-tea]

this post was supposed to be a lighthearted post about aspec people by highlighting them in a joking way that still instills positivity and pride in the identity .

unfortunately too many people are too chronically online and media illiterate to realise that so let’s break down the post.

‘shout out to the people not having gay sex this pride month’

this was intentionally a worded to counter the ‘have lots of gay sex this pride month’ jokes and positivity that surround pride discussions. The wording directly associates with anti-queer activity and their frequent attempt to divert attention from queer people during the month of pride. it is worded intentionally. it is supposed to seem counter active to pride .

the humour is then seeing a pride flag. specifically the asexual flag- in which case this stands for an umbrella term across the aspec community which is more recognisable than the variety of aspec flags that i had seen whilst looking for a flag for this post . the grey line of the asexual flag stands for the spectrum between allosexual and asexual it represents the degrees of asexuality and in so, with the purple, stood for the aspec community in this post.

if the joke is still lost on you, the idea was to read a statement that counters the idea of queer pride and find it recontextualised to humorously represent an identity associated with the lack of sexual attraction; ergo no gay sex .

what this post is NOT, is a comment on varied asexual attraction. it us not a commentary on what makes a valid asexual person or whether or not you specifically will have sexual inter course this pride month . it is not saying asexuals are not allowed to have sex . this post is pushing any stereotype of asexuality . op is a sex having aspec person. i am demisexual . i have been with my partner for almost 2 years and engage in sexual activity .

what this post IS, is a joke. it’s a fucking joke i cant make it any clearer. not every single joke is going to relate to your own experiences and that’s ok. not every post about asexuality is going to relate to your own experiences that’s ok. you need to stop taking things at face value and actually engage in some media literacy to understand when something is a reductionist and stereotyping commentary which is inherently negative and when something uses a reductionist approach to convey humour because a lot of you really seem to be struggling with that one.

i fear a lot of you take yourselves too seriously and can’t find the humour in simple tumblr shitposts to the point where i’m having to actually explain what i thought was a very easy concept to grasp because it has upset a lot of people . stop taking everything so seriously .

if you are offended by the original post that is actually a you problem. that is something you have to work on where you cannot accept any form of lighthearted media that does not directly align with your own experiences . bc it’s not serious . it’s a joke x

also allo people can fuck off bc this is literally a post celebrating aspec ppl idc if your gf lives across the country or if you’re just a single loser this literally has nothing to do w u

yall make me want to kms for making me do this

[potatocatullus]

The new guy at work has a habit of calling people he doesn't like for homos or gays and I told him off for it yesterday and you would think he figured out I am a homo by the way I went 'We are homos here as well so piss off with that, yeah?'

[moodymisty]

Anon that talked about Fulgrim here. The same thing is happening to Yvraine. Also this a rant sorry

She's such a cool character. I'll say that I haven't read any books on her, I only watched some yt videos and read her wiki page. But from what I gathered, she's a total badass who'll do anything for her people. Then why she's just left as "Guilliman's eldar gf"? Because the people who say those sorts of things don't know how to see female characters. The elf being paired with the humans is essentially an ancient thing now and it also comes from this. But, at it's core (and in the case of Warhammer), it's fetishization.

Let's take a closer look at this: Guilliman is, obviously, the golden boy of the Imperium. He's an hard-working and logical man, in many of the main he is the main character or an incredibly important character. Of course, somebody will relate to him, they'll say: "he's just like me". Then comes Yvraine. She's from a different cultures, she looks much different and she, and her kind, are considered barbarians. She and Guilliman develop an "partnership" on a bases of a treaty but they still hate eachother. They tolerate one another for the good of their people. These people, who previously related to Guilliman, will toy with plot so Guilliman, basically them in this context, will get the xeno big titty gf and live happily ever after. They do this because they fetishize how different Yvraine is. They want the main lead to get the girl, essentially.

I've seen on Reddit (god forbid) people actually ask if this relationship is canon. They depict Yvraine as an hungry whore for the human dick. This went to the other Primarchs too. They make a list of which xeno races would be most compatible with each primach. Fir example, I've seen a lot of art showing the Khan and Lelith Hesperax together. My brother in Christ, that woman hates with all her heart pregnancy and pregnant women. I seriously think she's a lesbian (if it isn't canon already). Poor Khan is stuck in the Warp, probably wanting to go back to his sons. He'll not look at an Drukhari and say: "I'll smash that" 💀. Lelith won't fall at her knees begging for his cock, she'll already either have fought him or is fighting him.

Sexualization is completely fine. Hell, I fantasize about the Primarchs or other characters from any piece of fiction all day long. But when this fanon headcanons become canon to some people, I think we should tone it down. I laughed at the Guilliman x Yvraine jokes in the beginning, but these jokes should just stop, they're unfunny now 😕

The Yvraine x Guilliman is totally canon guys posts are always so insane to me because, they've literally spoken twice. Shortly after guilliman woke up, and before Yvraine left. And Guilliman was very firm in saying 'thanks for bringing me back, but that's it. please leave.'

Like there was no UWU THANK YOU YVRAINE~ and no OOOOO~ MON'KEIGH ~

Like i don't mind the shitposting to be clear. If people want to ship it or meme about it thats fine i don't fucking care, what's frustrating is now that it's been a few years since that event happened, people are coming into the fandom thinking that this stuff is like, actually real. And they have some political secret romance going on and Yvraine is going around getting that primarch dick on the reg. And yeah the fact that she's one of the few female characters i'm sure doesn't help matters.

I just wish the memeing wouldn't blend into people's actual interpretation of the lore, like it has with a lot of fans. Brain melting literally.

[saingirl101]

Okay had some time and shitposts to really think about the finale of FHJY

I literally have rewritten this post several times thats how complex it feels.

Spoilers under the cut

First off I love that potential threads are hanging in the air particularly for adaine and kristen.

Character wise kristen ironically could have been the most complete storyline after FHSophY however with how Ally played her this season i think narratively she is the bad kid who absolutely needs a continuation for her story - tracker, bucky, her messy enemiess beebees ship, her parents, the whole buddy/bobby dawn thing, FUCKING KALINA, like the way brennan ended the season its like he's T-ing up another narratively perfect season for kristen.

Fabian, our darling boy makes several strides in improving himself and several steps back in other ways. I for one would die from laughter while he deals with having a GF, his mom, step father and grandpapa all living in the same house with a new elf baby (and also potentially stepsibling Fig).

Adaine - godamn what a fantastic narrative season as well, her confidence this season was so hot and siobhan continues to just be a dream TTRPG player. Like she's been killing it with her character decisions, impeccable comedic timing, and knowledge of the game out of the park for literally the past year and half.

Riz, like my god, such a perfect season for him and getting to see his character growth as well. He's also literally the hottest he's ever been and while I am sad he is aroace so i cannot make an OC to smooch him, he's just so fucking ool it doesn't even matter. ALSO RIZ YOU HAVE MULTIPLE QUEER PEOPLE ON YOUR TEAM YOU CAN DEFINITELY TELL THEM YOU ARE AROACE KING.

Gorgug, wow what a fucking season. Zac always kills it with his characters but besides the bit in freshman year I don't know that I ever clicked with gorgug as much as I did this season. He also had an amazing arc all those nat 20s in the last stand, the nat 20s to get them the academic help while he took on four years of school in one year, using his aertificer stuff to help take down his literal nemesis and the person whose put him down for years.

And now we come to fig and my controversial opinion. I still feel like despite them trying to T-up this possibly being emily's fairwell from playing fig I don't feel like narratively it makes sense. theres just still so much in the air and I would love to see her relationship with ankarna grow and blossom. Also despite the talk theres just so much left unresolved between her and sandra lynn. That said I'll be sad but understand if emily plays another character if they do ever make FHseniorY. THAT SAID, BRENNAN YOU OWE ME A SEASON OF GILEAR SHENNANIGANS. FIG DID SAY SHE MIGHT MOVE INTO SEACASTER MANOR, LET HER PULL LOONEY TOONS SHENNAIGANS TO PREVENT FABIAN FROM MURDER THEIR NEW SIBLING.

[fanged-cotl]

How long did it take, after"freeing" Narinder, for him to become cooperative with Lamb, to friendly, to uhh... very friendly?

Any particular events, realizations, or mutual understandings that became a turning point for the two?

You overestimate my ability to think about things XD. I'm actually brain empty. Like yeah I can design an entire planet but I wouldn't be able to fully dive into this ahah only gloss over. Character arcs and stories in my head only show up as specific turning point scenes and that's it.

Most of my narilamb story is grabbed from others. The usual bitchyness from narinder, but lamb shows him kindness despite getting impatient with him. They still argue and butt heads (literally sometimes). This part is where narinder needs to learn to live again. To feel again. I got this scene I keep forgetting to draw where

narinder first shows up on the indoctrination rock slab, and he's feeling his racing heart, overwhelmed by the sounds around him, and the smells. And later, finds joy in sensation and nature once again that he didnt even aknowledge enough before his imprisonment. After that, when he calms down a little, he learns to be loved again. To trust again, he experiences romantic feelings for the first time in his life. (Demiromantic) and of course he does the whole, hiding his feelings. But lamb can read his mind. They know. And they're glad. They're surprised they've managed to fall in love with him all over again. They adore watching him enjoy freedom. His happiness replacing most of his scorn and rage from when he was chained. Once nari accepts lambs love for him, it's like a weight lifted from his chest. They're both bewildered and intoxicated by their attractions to each other. They argue, they "fight" eachother. When narinder gets physical lamb will be very gentle despite it. (This is like half cannon I can only imagine their goofy wrestling in my MSPaint shitposts) That ''fighting" turns into play fighting which turns into them asking each other to spar with a cheeky grin. They get closer and closer as the years pass.

Lamb getting into their godhood (bishop size) they are still quite a pair. This is all I have sketched out.

I also have a really corny idea where after their cult becomes a town becomes a country, it becomes one of a few major religions or something. And lamb and nari just become celestial gods of life and death, they are yin and yang. They can be seen in the sky embraced.

Ok I guess I can go into detail about this but still aha I have no idea how to write romance as I've never understood it well (I'm also demiromantic) but I have a gf now so maybe I get it? A lot of my ideas are bits and pieces from other's work so that's why I don't really show much. Because it's all been done before.

[heartfullofleeches]

Random fun facts that I will likely delete later but will keep me up just a little bit longer.

Amyas and C.C are actually the same person... in a way. Canon C.C has a mix of his and Amyas' personality (without the manipulation), and is a god with an angel mutation rather than being the real deal. This C.C was extremely shy and fearful of others before being dragged off by "demons" for the party of his life. He is still a dj/pop star and really leans into the cupid aesthetic

Liu's counterpart is officially named Jericho. There are few difference personalities wise, but like C.C Jericho is a god. A good majority of my works come from the ideas I have for them as they matter most to me of all my characters. Jericho cannot speak verbally due to the language they speak being so old it damages the minds of those unfamiliar with it and their mouth/right side of their body is extremely damaged. If I'm around during Halloween I have plans to introduce the "bad ending" version of Jericho as they are the only version of this character that could be a Yan/they wear priest robes and hhhhhh

Dea is both aware of the spiderweb of realities here and has met Jericho before which is why they avoid Liu/are friendly with her because they miss their old friend. The only other character who knows about all of the realties is Host. He has ran into "au" versions of people he's met in his travels, but he keeps his mouth shut.... until he caught wind of Jeremiah and almost pissed himself laughing when he found out who originates from

A lot of my characters are actually female in canon stories. Sucrose, Host, Jeremiah to name a few are all female/feminine leaning. Both canon Jeremiah and Sucrose are a hundred times more of a threat than the ones we have here, but Host's counterpart is seen more as a scapegoat and is pretty just a living shitpost half the time

Canon Maddox is extremely depressed, unintentionally destroyed a universe, created a deity killing machine in the process, and has to live out eternity monitoring an exact copy of the world they ruined and every time they revive they are still stuck with the memories of their past life making them the same person

D.Kay and Eve's counterparts are best friends/possibly gfs. Eve has also beat the absolute shit out of this C.C's brother who isn't Baron here, but an angel taking on the title of demon to hide his countless war crimes

[nanowired-lover]

Bc of some shitposts and my gf, transmasc no-op Zenigata lives in my brain rent free. Like how cool is that.

The guy is so big and square that he never get anyone doubting his masculinity. He's like those old fashioned transmascs, who are some of the most beautiful people existing in my brain, that you see and you're like "oh yeah we've been here since forever, it's so cool".

And just him comforting some younger trans kid, because he knows that it's scary, when you see none like you getting old, and he doesn't want another child like he was to believe that he had no future because of who he is.

But also, funnier and more in character.

Lupin teasing the shit out of him, then leaving with the slight frustration Zeni didn't even have a boner, and Jigen just staring at him like "he probably don't have one to begin with" and Lupin just staring at him, shocked Pikachu meme style, because it makes too much sense.

[trashworldblog]

warning!! i will be posting ghost files shitposts once the ep come out!! if youre going to gf live and dont want to be spoiled mute the ghost files tag!!!

[kankuroplease]

Heres what i think tsau narts would post on a social media

Naruto- shitposts, random memes he probably found on google or videos he took from the shop

Sakura- Daily vlogs, get ready with me videos, product reviews or making fun of naruto

Sasuke: he just has a blank profile with user92639307 as the name

Sai: painting videos with that bob ross set up

Kakashi: about his favorite books (obviously) ,videos and pictures of his dogs and kids

Sakura’s get ready with me for a day at work would be the most anyone sees Sasuke online because they live together. Also has a ton story times because she lives with Naruto and Sasuke and is buddy buddy with Shisui who always gets her (and others) into questionable situations 🤣

Naruto is definitely in everyone’s face at the shop. He’s using Kakashi’s looks for likes, doing TikTok dances with Sakura and Sai (they have to show Sai how to do it 10x but he always gets it eventually), mukbang, would you rathers, pranks, etc..

Sai’s is spot on. It’s art on top of art and teaching techniques he’s learned. Also the one to get into accidental arguments with people because he genuinely wants to know where they’re coming from when they’re being rude. But also the guy that makes video montages of his (muse) GF.

I can see Kakashi being the typical social media person… but he’s also a fanboy and more likely probably has a cosplay account he feignsignorance about and writing fanfics under an alias. It’s definitely an iykyk sort of deal. Don’t ask why there’s foundation that can cover tattoos at his place even though Rin doesn’t use that brand and Obito would look horrid doing his own makeup.

Yamato’s has any and everything nature related; forging, drone videography of the woods, outdoor cooking with firemen (aka Genma and Itama). Very cute wholesome stuff.

[thefaearealwaysamongyou]

Lmao can ya'll believe the guy who lives behind me and his new gf are actually doing romantic shit 💀

Cringe losers, they should make shitposts abt Stanley Parable, Hetalia, and having adhd instead of making out in their backyard while I'm on the swing listening to Virtual Insanity 😂😂😂