#malia hale !

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#my two last braincells talking to each other

TEEN WOLF: THE MOVIE (2023)

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THE MCCALL PACK

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The pack is fighting a witch, now they don't really know how to fight a witch. Yeah, it would be easier if Stiles was there with them, but he had to go to this camp or whatever that Deaton said it was going to help with Stiles' new powers after the Nogitsune. So, they have zero idea what they're doing. Derek has enough and calls Stiles, gaining a glare from Scott, Isaac, Lydia, Malia and even Kira 'cause that's something they agreed they wouldn't do to not worry Stiles. Once Stiles picks up, Derek just casually asks "So...You know, not that we really need it right now but...Do you know how to kill a witch?" and Stiles is just like "Seriously? A witch is literally a human with magic, so just kill her the way you would with a regular human. Shot her, slash her throat, poison her, stab her...I don't know, pick one!" And then Lydia takes the phone off Derek and asks "My Banshee scream would kill her?" and Stiles replies "If your scream kills, then yes, just be careful with the rest of the pack." and then Lydia hangs up and gives Derek his phone back. Kira ends up killing the witch with her katana.

Stiles totally knew Derek was calling him about the witch because the pack was fighting a witch...He might have asked Deaton to keep him informed about the threats the pack is dealing during his absence.

[shiftingwithmars]

I’ve noticed how in seasons 4 and 5, the pack is kind of uneven. There’s only five members (not counting Liam), and there’s always just this extra gap. Then I think about the senior scribe scene.

*Scott signs Allison’s initials with everyone else’s*

Stiles: “She would’ve been with us.”

Lydia: “She still is.”

And that’s why there’s always a gap.

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Scott *entering room* : Why’s Stiles lying face down on the carpet and screaming and why did Derek just pass me muttering about jumping off the roof?

Peter *having the time of his life* : It’s all just a- *voice breaks* - lil strange innit boys?

Stiles *screams intensified*

Scott: .. wh-

Lydia *trying to figure out how Stiles is one of the smartest people around* : We went to negotiate with the new pack

Malia *cackling with Peter* : The one possessive over its pack?

Scott: .. Right

Peter *snickering* : And Stiles here was with Derek making introductions cuz the rest of us *gestures to him and Malia* were… cautious

Stiles *screaming while lying face down*: YOU WANTED TO PLANT LANDMINES IN THE FOREST

Peter: Thats what I said.. anyways, the leader stepped forward, pointed to a woman in her pack and said, “She’s my mate.”

Malia *losing her mind and falling to the ground laughing while Stiles screams become louder*

Scott: and?

Peter: And what do you think our brave, snarky, cunning and smart Stiles said?

Stiles : IT WAS NOT MY FAULT OKAY IT WAS A MUSINDERSTA-

Malia *wheezing* : HE POINTED TO DEREK AND SAID “He’s my mate”!

Stiles *turning bright red* : I THOUGHT THEY WERE BRITISH OKAY?

[gremlinbabe]

Like I know we’re all talking about FBI stiles coming back from top-secret high priority FBI mission to rain hellfire on Beacon Hills for Derek.

But imagine this

We just get a soft grown grieving stiles. There’s no anger at first. He’s always known that Derek was a martyr. He just needs to see himself.

We just get to see a Stiles comfortable & settled for once in his body. He’s powerful, happy with himself, with his life, & his magic. Only to physically feel the love of his life taken from him thousands of miles away. It’s only hurts more to know he’s most likely went by fire. Stiles has grown into a beautiful, full bearded , sad eyed man with a ring on his hand that was given to him as a gift by his love. He only came back to beacon hills to confirm he was really gone. Only to find a son he didn’t know of, that will need his help. And of course stiles helps. Aside from the boy being a spitting image of himself and Derek, stiles finds out the nematon is calling him & the boy. And there’s was no way he was going to leave the boy with a weakened true alpha who let his pack bonds deteriorate and a huntress who’s mentally 17 & who’s aunt murdered the child’s entire extended family.

After tearing the hales an immediate new one for leaving Eli in Scott and Allison’s care. Stiles makes arrangements to move back into beacon hills.He raises Eli and reestablishes the pack and acts as their alpha. And eventually we will see stiles go through all different stages of grief until he gets to anger and he snaps and is ready to not only beat everyone’s ass (except Eli and his dad) but also literally go into superhell and pull the love of his life outta bardo no matter what the cost is (most likely his powers) When he realizes if there still a chance to save him.

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Malia: What's Stiles doing in London? Lydia: One would hope, Derek

[bisexualisaaclahey]

truly the saddest thing about malia is that they had the opportunity to make a significantly more "weird" girl like they should have showed her being a total freak!!! and they didn't!!! she could have shown up to beacon hills high school with 0 fashion sense and unshaved legs and 0 makeup and they could have shown this ON TV and shown that its OKAY to have all of those things and instead she's a pretty teenage girl who's just quirky and failing math

[mistressvera]

[roadtonowherexx]

So, can we collectively pretend that the movie didn't happen?

[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Malia: Are ya heterosexual?

Stiles: I tried but... *looks at Derek*

[aliensister17]

Listens for the sounds of a very very pissed off Stiles Stilinski-Hale storming into Beacon Hills, muttering about the gall of his husband, what the fuck... Someone is going to pay!

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Ship post made from friends picks. If y’all have other ships you wanna see please lemme know, I need more ideas 🙏🏼