#mary and emmeline

[starsarestories]

Someone needs to write a marauders fic where there is a purge and a group of them that have never met each other hide together deep in the woods or a mansion or something and it's like the marauders guys and gals and the Slytherin Skittles, maybe Benji too. There needs to be violence, romance, angst, maybe some depressing ending. I just need to read this. Yes, I'm messed up. Blame literally every marauders fanfic ever.

[vlouette]

Sirius 'I party like a rockstar

look like a movie star

play like an all star

fuck like a pornstar

baby, I'm a superstar' Black

[maluceh]

part 2! based on this tweet

[enbysiriusblack]

sirius is such a nicknamer. never calls anyone by their actual name. so,, his nicknames for people:

james: prongs (in private, it's a secret marauder nickname), jamie, cap (once quidditch captain)

remus: moony (in private, it's a secret marauder nickname), rey, prefect (once prefect)

peter: wormtail/wormy (in private, it's a secret marauder nickname), petey, frampton

lily: nark (before they become friends), red

marlene: marls, partner (once both beaters for the gryffindor quidditch team)

mary: magdalene (before they became friends), mac

regulus: reggie, idiot, couillon

emmeline: emmy

dorcas: dork, cassie

severus: snivellus (obviously)

andromeda: andy, vieille dame (/aff)

narcissa: prissy cissa/priss

bellatrix: trixie, la follasse

[rizzmuslupinz]

the marauders’ old camera

[auntiejohn]

marauders era incest map!!

inspired by heartbreak high

made by me😜

[tea-blankets-andstars]

Marauders era as things i have heard in school today (p.3)

~~~

*sirius walking in heels*

james: they look like their gonna trip

marlene: nah thats just how you walk in them, you gotta look like you could fall into a hunky mans arms at any moment

~~~

sirius: i called marlene a f@ggot and she looked at me and said "im a swaggot" and im jut gonna say that from now on

~~~

*james singing ABBA*

peter: we get it you're a dancing queen.

sirus: YOUNG AND SWEET

remus: ONLY SEVENTEEN

james: DANCING QUEEN

rem,siri,&james: FEEL THE BEAT FROM THE TAMBOURINE

*peter who was just trying to study*

~~~ 

*the valkyries doing personality tests*

lily: it called me a pessimistic nerd

emmeline: OMGGGG IM THE SAME AS MARILYN MONROE

dorcas: apperently im sleep deprived...facts tho

mary: YOUR THE SAME AS LEONARDO DE CAPREO? WERE GETTING MARRIED

pandora: *reading the paper* well well well, it says that i tend to weird people out...wonder why?

marlene: HELL YEAH IM COOLER THAN ALL OF YOU

~~~



[swiftiereg]

A round of applause for Mary MacDonald, the REAL Casanova of the Gryffindor Tower. Thank you.

[starstruckmoony]

so high school.

masterlist

pairing - james potter x reader

summary - that one cute nerdy guy from your lectures gives you a follow and you end up actually falling for him.

trope/tags - modern!au, uni/college!au, instagram/social media!au, fluff, terrible humor

word count - 704

warnings - language, suggestive jokes

part 1 / part 2 / part 3

prongsyboy

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prongsyboy me and remussy

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10 comments

yourusername adding ussy to things is not cool anymore btw!!

prongsyboy what do YOU know about cool

yourusername clearly more than you do

rjlupin tf when was this taken????

starmanblack ...yesterday

starmanblack you two were so cute i couldn’t resist 😔

mmmckinnon remus looks sooooo happy to be there

lily_evans my two favourite boys 🥹

starmanblack bit rude innit petey?

pete___ no words...

yourusername

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yourusername he said i remind him of the first line from robbers

12 comments

prongsyboy he was so right

yourusername even got himself a mention

prongsyboy lucky bloke

prongsyboy you also remind him of fallingforyou

yourusername i think he told me that already

prongsyboy and he'll tell you again

r.a.black of course he likes the 1975

bartyyy bratty healy reference?

ev.rosier i got told that by a man once

yourusername and then you slept with him!

bartyyy GOT GAME EYYYY 😈

prongsyboy added to their story

yourusername

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yourusername freaky

13 comments

prongsyboy day ruined

yourusername excuse you?

prongsyboy i just had some plans 🙄

yourusername 😏

prongsyboy 😏

prongsyboy i'd have stolen that and put it on my wall for decoration

yourusername like that room 69 sign you stole from uni?

prongsyboy AYOOOO DON'T TELL THEM THAT

mmmckinnon is that there cause of me?

yourusername @/casmeadowes

casmeadowes i wanna be excluded from this narrative

bartyyy FUCK

starmanblack NO

prongsyboy

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prongsyboy roadtripppppp

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yourusername not the soggy chips

prongsyboy but i like them soggy 🤤

yourusername kys

yourusername nice sweater

prongsyboy thanks i got it from that girl who reminds me of i'm in love with you by the 1975

yourusername STOPPP

prongsyboy NEVER

starmanblack always so cute

starmanblack hottest best friend ever

starmanblack @/yourusername when am i getting him back

yourusername have a nice day!

vance_emm i'm just here for the comments atp

pandorasbox keeping us fed

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prongsyboy

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prongsyboy robbers intro?

tagged yourusername

14 comments

yourusername hello! why am i being tagged?

prongsyboy because you're you

yourusername you're kinda pretty

prongsyboy this isn't about me

starmanblack OMG ROCKSTAR BF???

starmanblack SOOO TALENTED

starmanblack husband

rjlupin CUT IT OUT

prongsyboy LMAOAOA

marymacdonald @/yourusername marry that

ev.rosier starting to understand y/n...

yourusername back off my man rosier smh you've got your own 🙄

bartyyy i can't play him robbers tho 😔

ev.rosier SEE?

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yourusername him.

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prongsyboy ME?

yourusername YOU!

prongsyboy ❤️

yourusername ❤️

prongsyboy think my mum approves

yourusername she actually told me that behind your back!

prongsyboy HUUUUUH

ev.rosier cute.

bartyyy RAAAAAHHHH HOW SWEET EW EW EW 😍🤮🥰🤢🥹

mmmckinnon SICK of you two

r.a.black tell me about it

starmanblack fuck off haters smh

pete___ prongs won

starmanblack keep him extra safe pls thank you

rjlupin emphasis on extra

xeno_lovegood congratulations!

marymacdonald cuties 🫶

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[marylily-my-beloved]

live laugh love marauders era girls

[cheekyboybeth]

Marauders era characters as music artists

(Girls edition)

Lily Evans as Chappell Roan

Marlene McKinnon as Renee Rapp

Mary MacDonald as Meghan Thee Stallion

Pandora Rosier as Salem Ilese

Dorcas Meadowes as SZA

Alice Fortescue as Gracie Abrams

Emmeline Vance as Beabadoobee

[percesdead]

the sluttiest thing a man can be is a nerd who cries over fictional characters

[vlouette]

"mama I'm in love with a criminal" but it's Remus still being in love with Sirius when Sirius got sent into Azkaban

[enbysiriusblack]

modern marauders would have the silliest social media usernames:

james potter- lilyevansbf

marlene mckinnon- lilyevansismywife

dorcasmeadowes- lilytheloml

remus lupin- lilyevanshusband

sirius black- lilyevansnoticeme

mary macdonald- futuremaryevans

peter pettigrew- lilyiloveyou

emmeline vance- lilyevansgf

lily evans- goingtokillmyfriends

[moonytoasted]

marauders era fan census:

please rb this for a bigger sample size!! im genuinely curious

[archerzstarz]

Marauders olympics AU where James (Cuba), Remus (Great Britain, and Sirius (France) are all skateboarders, with Wolfstar Olympic rivals to lovers

We also have Regulus (France) and Pandora (France) as a Figure Skater

Barty (Germany) and Evan (France) on archery

Marlene (Great Britain) and Dorcas (Nigeria) on Rock Climbing

Peter (Germany) on Sailing

Mary (Jamaica) and Emmeline (China) on Gymnastics

Charity (Great Britain) and Amos (Great Britain) doing Badminton

Molly (Ireland) and Arthur (Ireland) on Football

Emma (Slovenia) on Handball

Lily (Australia) on Tennis