#medieval shitposting

[the-merry-otter]

How To Make Medieval Hose 🪡

Just don’t actually

[morpheus-ravenna]

Please discuss. I would like to hear all your clever Arthurian shitposting takes.

Twitter screenshot:

OP (Dr. Francis Young @drfrancisyoung) reads: “Reading an interesting suggestion that Geoffrey of Monmouth latinised Myrddin as Merlinus because otherwise the name would have been ‘Merdinus’, with connotations of ‘Mr Shitty’ for speakers of Norman French”

Comment (Pete Smith @reddite) reads: “rex quondam et futurdus”

[troythecatfish]

[medieval-shitposter]

This blog is now inactive - for your regular dose of medieval content go follow @the-merry-otter instead :)

[catacomb-rats]

Medieval French farmer girl, circa 1320 AD: Hast Þou not plenty of mice in Þy grain barn, little beaste?

Medieval cat, eyeing her mutton: mrow :3

Medieval farmer girl: Uhg, Þou art a slothful creature. Fine-

Medieval cat, now with a mouthful of mutton: ^-^

[anatomicalmartyr]

[loathsome-little-creature]

I just heard a fucking noise, if it’s that fucking wizard again I’m boutta get on some who goes there typa shit ong

[forheksed]

to Valentine’s Day <3

Crush I have on Boromir right now is just.. m a s s i v e...

[adstreier]

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Is wanting to be a medieval elven apothecary+alchemist+medic who owns a large wooden yet somehow archaic shack+cottage with a built-in library of scientific and dark arts books with an extended space for poultry and livestock, accompanied by a small garden filled with mushrooms and freshly grown vegetables, and with orchards laden with fruits (both enchanted as well as normal) in the middle of the thickets, tucked away from human settlement but filled with friendly neighbors from the cryptid communities too much to ask for?

[the-merry-otter]

For personal reasons I have decided to become a medieval peasant 24/7, so if you see me in full garb muttering in Middle English, mind your own damn business

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

how milfs were invented

Ye olde Chad: she is the most beautiful woman I hath ever lain my eyes upon!

Ye olde Preston: but sire! She hath borne children!

Ye olde Chad: she is a mother I would like to fanoodle

[erinsintra]

nobody talks about how blacksmiths slowly lost their privileged niche in society over the centuries. I mean they used to forge swords, spears, crowns, armour, to be worn and used by kings and warriors... and now in the modern world most of their job is to make keys and horseshoes. I'm not saying it's a bad job or anything but damn do you think a blacksmith ever looks at the window and goes "man we used to be so fucking awesome back then"

[anklesrevenge]

Medieval Team RWBY!! Ruby is a squire and man at arms in Patch, Yang is a recently appointed knight assigned to the Belladonna family, Blake is the daughter of the Marquess of Menagerie, and Weiss is the Dutchess of Atlas. They are all besties. I'll post their individual stuff if anyone wants.

[thegirlsinthecity]

After reading @kalevalakryze 's fic, this image was stuck in my head and I had to draw it

Baylan’s secret bleaching skills

This doesn’t happen in the fic but you should still go read it! It’s so cute

[kusurrone]

history repeats itself