Has Nightwing ever witnessed Tim just like blatantly lie??
Nightwing discovers how often Tim lies to Bruce and he’s horrified bc “you don’t lie to me right? ….right??” And tim has the saddest and most offended expression when he assures him “no of course not!! I’m kinda offended you’d think that I would”
If he’s with the bats Steph, Cass, and Duke are making a face that screams bullshit bc they know he’s lied to dick several times today and it’s only fucking 3am and Damian’s claiming that “drake could never fool him, he’d see through his deception in a millisecond in his asleep whilst suffering from the plague” so Steph just starts listing all the shit Tim’s lied about that damian believed just to watch him get angry and Jason just shrugs when Dick turns to him bc “I’ve never believed a word from that little shit since I met him”
But if he’s with yj, they all make eye contact then walk away giggling and dicks distraught bc “I can’t believe my little brother doesn’t trust me 😔” while Tim looks at the nearest camera in exasperation likes he’s on the office while consoling him in a deadpan tone and dick makes him promise that he won’t lie to him anymore (he lied)
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Steph: Hey Cass, it's me—the most important person in your life. Just showing up as the center of this group shot to reinforce that fact 😉
Steph: Sup, it's me again. Just standing in the center of this group shot because I'm still the most important person in your life 😊 Love you, hit me up when we get a new ongoing series together 😘
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The Batman: Reborn era was missing more of Helena Bertinelli being an aunt-ified older sister to the younger Bat kids.
Steph would have a similarly violent, stubborn, scrappy, bruce-hating, rough-childhood-having, purple-clad hard hitter to project onto and be competitive with and have unhealthy complexes about.
Tim would have both a stone cold shoulder to cry on and another loved one to fall out with! Helena enters her apartment one day to Tim bleeding out on her couch and Lucius Fox’s daughter rummaging through her fridge. “Tim said you could help…and that you have food.”
Helena could introduce Cass to Renee Montoya for an adventure and Cass could go a whole arc convinced Helena and Renee were dating. Idk, maybe she never realises they aren’t too.
And imagine being Damian; your three bisexual-sorta-stand-in-older-siblings-turned-parentified-as-fuck-guardians were also in a love triangle that was an actually triangle and just not two lines, AND this is your introduction to non-assassin human society. Also Helena’s a cat person.
And maybe when tensions reach a boiling point, Helena, Babs and Dick can have a massive argument and all fuck.
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I just finished the gut wrenching, destructive ass shit that is COLS
Ladies and gentlemen hold on tight for the fucking wild ride that it is COHF, just me, my book, and the condom in jace's leather jacket that he took to hell with him LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
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Jason: I HATE YOU DAD!!
Dick:
Damian:
Tim:
Tim: *pulls out phone and starts recording*
Steph: *also pulls out phone and starts recording*
Duke: *also also pulls out phone and starts recording*
Cass:
Bruce:
Bruce: *tearing up* You finally called me dad...
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The only thing i've drawn lately tbh but also i cant rly post much since the modem at my parents' house is busted rn
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EITHER I HAVE GONE INSANE OR THERE IS MORE THAN ONE VERSION OF THIS FILM OUT
Istg it’s just like what happened with Spiderman: Across the Multiverse…
I SWEAR THERE MIGHT BE MORE THAN ONE VERSION OF THE DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE MOVIE
… however I do have shit memory so maybe not…
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