#morrissey is a dick

[phoannix]

made this today and decided this should be avalible to the world

we all know which version of bigmouth strikes again is superior

[allthegothihopgirls]

morrissey may not know how joan of arc felt, but dick grayson sure does

[meat-wentz]

What does Joe’s womb tat say?

it says Viva Hate

which is in reference to

[intellectures]

Überlebender und Zeuge

James Baldwin wäre in diesem Jahr 100 Jahre alt geworden. Der Kulturjournalist René Aguigah erschließt sein Werk so greifbar und lebendig wie niemand zuvor. Sein Porträt ist neben der wachsenden Gesamtausgabe die perfekte Einladung, sich in ein Werk zu vertiefen, dass einem immer wieder den Atem nimmt. Continue reading Überlebender und Zeuge

[martitheevans]

My dni list is:

DNI if your DNI list has as fandom in it

[effysayres]

I WAS LOOKING FOR A JOB AND THEN I FOUND A JOB AND HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW

[morguenecrosis]

Okay that's enough, shut up Morrissey

[longliverockback]

Gary Numan Warriors 1983 Beggars Banquet ————————————————— Tracks: 1. Warriors 2. I Am Render 3. The Iceman Comes 4. This Prison Moon 5. My Centurion 6. Sister Surprise 7. The Tick Tock Man 8. Love Is Like Clock Law 9. The Rhythm of the Evening —————————————————

Russell Bell

Joe Hubbard

Dick Morrissey

Bill Nelson

Gary Numan

Chris Payne

Cedric Sharpley

John Webb

* Long Live Rock Archive

[beets-and-hottea]

Rest In Peace Morrissey, rest in peace love. You would’ve hated deodorant 

[ghostofbambifanfiction]

I lied...

I said no more, but you can have one more chapter 56 snippet as a treat ;D

James Potter: it's alright, i have about five minutes are you done with work?

Lily Evans: Yeah, and I'm meeting Kelsey in Nobu for another brainstorming session before dance class.

James Potter: ah, cool

Lily Evans: But I have about five minutes too.

James Potter: d'you want another bad smut voice note?

Lily Evans: Do you have some options lined up?

James Potter: you can choose between morrissey (barrel-rolling breasts) or giles coren (dick leaping around like a shower hose)

Lily Evans: Doesn't your mum have beef with Giles Coren?

James Potter: so much beef it's basically the whole cow

Lily Evans: I'll take Giles Coren please.

James Potter: cool, i'll record it right now

Lily Evans: Amazing, I'll enjoy it for dessert.

James Potter: try not to get too flustered when you listen

Lily Evans: I'll sweat it out in dance class if I do.

[vimbry]

random sparks recs for tmbg fans who want to get into them (based on general lyricism/instrumental energy):

wonder girl (if you like: unreleased dial-a-song demos, pink)

fletcher honorama (if you like: unreleased dial-a-song demos, then/misc T, pink, factory showroom, the else, nanobots)

B.C. (if you like: then/misc T, flood, apollo 18)

talent is an asset (if you like: then/misc T, pink)

those mysteries (if you like: lincoln, factory showroom, long tall weekend, join us)

goofing off (if you like: lincoln, factory showroom, join us)

beat the clock (if you like: then/misc T, pink, mink car)

angst in my pants (if you like: then/misc T, pink)

eaten by the monster of love (if you like: then/misc T, lincoln, flood, the spine)

funny face (if you like: pink, mink car)

national crime awareness week (if you like: mink car, indestructible object)

dick around (if you like: john henry, factory showroom, long tall weekend, the else, glean)

lighten up, morrissey (if you like: john henry, the spine, the else, glean)

strange animal (if you like: the spine, the else, join us, nanobots, BOOK)

[theimplierrr]

he couldve taken the insane amount of money they offered him and pretend to gag on morrisseys dick for a few months while on tour together or maybe not even that im sure morrissey would like to be bossed around by an ex twink now. but no. this is why we need to ABOLISH moral integrity!!!!!!!!!!!

[oldbutchdaniel]

ok i think lestat and armand would get into pretentious bitch fights over the cure vs the smiths. armand would be an unironic morrissey defender, and lestat would be a robert smith dick rider in the most literal sense

oh my god you’re so right. on that note we need to talk about the old man musicians lestat would be fucking

[snoopsnoop07]

GUIDO MISTA FANFIC

by sophie and phoenix (Owner of account is phonix btw)

😍

chat. this is satire🍆😆😍

super DUPA sad. don’t read if you're depressed!!!!

You were assigned on a mission with Mista. Not just because you guys were a couple but because both of you genuinely worked great together. You were walking with Mista to find the stand user.”honey bumkins… you shyly said “yeah boo boo bear?” Mista said with a growl, Grrr!! “I-I-I-I-I-I-..... want to know how it feels to ride an F150 in the future…” I say flustered with puppy eyes. “Also I'm scared of the super big mega ultra mythical rare fight with the supa dupa bad guy!!!!!” “zont worry my wittle kitten whiskers i will protect you no matter what!!!” mista said with a growl and whispers in my ear “we will win this fight…… with the power of love and friendship! Anything is possible…. I’ll also let you know how to ride the f150!” he smiles with a smile sweeter than jolly ranchers, Yummy! suddenly a stand user appears!!!! and guess who it is???? STEVEN PATRICK MORRISSEY AKA MORRISSEY!!!! AND HIS POWERFUL STAND CALLED “DRAKES DICK” (i was going to do a The smiths song but SOPHIE started to diss The Smiths). “WATCH OUT Y/N! OR ELSE A DOUBLE DECKER BUS WILL CRASH US” he gasps and jumps! YEOOWCH!!! SUDDENLY HE USES DRAKES DICK AND SWINGS IT AROUND MISTAS NECK CHOKING HIM!!!!! WOWZERS!!! You gasp and wings and wolf ears started to grow out of you. you grab a mic and look at Morrissey “Steven… this isn’t you.. stop harming him… or else you’ll get it lil bro” your eyes start to turn red. But before I could do anything I heard a fart away voice “boys……. don't…. cry….” the voice sounds closer “he's right behind me isn't he…” I look behind me and OMG. BOBERT SMITH FROM THE CURE (we love the cure chat) “morrussy this isn't you!!!” Bobart said “i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i know you can be kind.. and n-nice.. pls dont do this!!!” “Take my hand, '' Borbart says while reaching out his hand. Morrussy takes it and they fly away together on a double decker bus being in love on a friday while singing a loveson (but then chewsday came so they didn’t care anymore because Friday they are in love) . you were amazed but then you remember your sweaty hot alpha bae boo boo bear boyfriend.. MISTA!!!!! you ran over to him “BAE, BABY, SNOOKUMS, TEDDY BEAR, LITTLE PEBBlE, MY PUPPY, MY BEAUTIFUL SUNSHINE NUGGET !!!”you said with tears in your eyes. m-m-my omega.. mista said while coughing up blood. no!!! pls don't leave!!! YOU SAID. “y-you still didn't teach me how to ride a F150!!!!!” Mista coughs blood again and smiles “p-p-p-p-puppy….. I was... going to propose to you today actually…” I start to tear up more! he takes out a small box from his pocket and gives it to me “let ... let me make you the happiest person in the next life y/n…..” he says with tears bigger than tsunami waves filled with musty salt and seaweed. I nod forcing a jolly smile on my face. He kisses me with tongue and everything. he pulls away gently. but then. Atticus gives you backshots, The end. ANYWAYS GUYS. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL AND SEE YA NEXT TIME!!!! like and suscribe or you will turn into the red imposter!!!!

[airsignss]

What i think a ONS to a casual hookup set up with the BoB characters would be like:

Toye: uses his apple watch workout setting on “mixed cardio”

Luz: makes light saber sound effects while thrusting

Guarnere: the two-pump-chump/“you came right?” Combo

Babe: no foreplay

Web: will go down on you but ONLY do the alphabet

Lieb: refuses to go down on you

Gene: BAD sex playlist, literally the worst. Hope you like fucking to Morrissey!

Nix: whiskey dick :/ womp womp

Winters: dead bedroom

Malarkey: only does doggy so he can watch whatever is on tv

Speirs: only does doggy to watch himself in the mirror

Lipton: virgin and celibate

Muck: buys condoms too small so he can act like he cant use them

Penkala: non-negotiable mommy kink

[sparks-polls]

Tumblr's Favourite Sparks Music Video - Round 1

All the polls are up! Go and bring your faves to their well deserved victories.

The Number One Song In Heaven vs When I'm With You

Cool Places vs Now That I Own The BBC

Nothing Is As Good As They Say It Is vs Tips For Teens

This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Of Us (Silent Film Version) vs The Girl Is Crying In Her Latte

Music That You Can Dance To vs Lighten Up, Morrissey

I Predict vs All You Ever Think About Is Sex

Occupation vs I Married Myself

So May We Start vs Johnny Delusional

With All My Might vs This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Of Us

So Important vs Your Fandango

No. 1 Song In Heaven [Plagiarism Version] vs Christmas Without A Prayer

Beat The Clock vs What The Hell Is It This Time?

When Do I Get To Sing "My Way" vs Call Girl

Tryouts For The Human Race vs (When I Kiss You) I Hear Charlie Parker Playing

National Crime Awareness Week vs Funny Face

Left Out In The Cold vs Dick Around

The Rhythm Thief vs One For The Ages

Edith Piaf (Said It Better Than Me) vs Singing In The Shower

iPhone vs My Baby's Taking Me Home

Piss Off vs Lawnmower

La Dolce Vita vs Perfume

Escalator vs Minnie Mouse

The Calm Before The Storm vs Hippopotamus

The Existential Threat vs The Final Derriere