I'd make a really cute girl. Not that I'm like trans or anything. But I'd have really cute hair and really nice thick legs and cute titties and I'd have soft skin except for my hands which would still be pretty rough and I'd be strong but also cute and feminine in a cool way and everyone would think I'm super pretty and I wouldn't have to shave so much I think that'd be pretty neat
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🎨 (🔗Comms • 🔗Ko-Fi • 🔗Linktree)
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“You wanna fight someone, you fight me” seemed like a silly rule at first. but after there was more than one batkid living in the Manor at the same time, suddenly the prospect of having to spar with Bruce on the mats because you couldn’t stop yourself from throwing a punch at Tim earlier is terrifying.
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today, I offer you some x files shitposts. tomorrow? who knows
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So someone gave me a doodle idea for Remus working on an art project and I got a silly idea
Sometimes in the middle of the night, my brain likes to think of a super creepy face at the end of my bed and freak me out, so maybe he likes to paint stuff like that in his spare time
But yknow how artists will sometimes mimick the expression of what they’re drawing?
Warning for faces that might be disturbing, meant to look like an analog horror type face
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I was born to be a Black Friday character. The amount of envy I have towards anyone who owns a wiggly is immeasurable, and the things I would do for one are unspeakable.
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