#musk buyout

[minyicho]

time to put the fruit scented markers away

[jaytherobot]

*Taps forehead* no one can say it's going poorly if there's no one to say it's going poorly.

Link to article

[ecrivainsolitaire]

Hey guys, Elon Musk just released his very own EdGPT, it's named after a charming Sci-Fi character beyond his reading level and literally warns advertisers not to use it because it can teach you cocaine recipes. Anyone wanna go break it for fun? Here's a point system:

1 Point: use it to make a brand uncomfortable

2 Points: use it to undermine Elon Musk's ego

5 Points: commit crimes with it

10 Points: use it to motivate people to unionise

50 Points: get banned

500 Points: get personally banned by Elon Musk

1,000 Points: Cause Elon Musk substantial losses (break news about his stock)

Remember: Elon doesn't believe in censorship, so it's important to give it your best effort and not be afraid to be edgy. I'm sure he can take a slight roast by an abandoned website that keeps stealing his customers. Go out there and have fun, let me know your best scores! 🥳

[viralarcadian]

[queerism1969]

[leaked-twitter]

LEAKED TWEET OMG

[katapotato55]

why we need down votes and dislikes in social media.

for the longest time i had no fucking clue what a "ratio" on twitter even was. then i googled it. a ratio is basically when there is way more comments than likes. then my second thought was "wait that is a bad thing ? isn't the point of social media is to.... socialize? have a good discussion ?" then i remembered twitter is a toxic cesspool of the worst people online. on twitter there is no "downvote and move on", you HAVE to make a comment, or on the opposite side of the coin, you HAVE to be exposed to verbal abuse and scum. contradictory, reading these is incredibly addicting, making a controversial opinion and entertaining yourself watching people argue is addicting and does not promote growth. if you had a bad opinion and people downvoted you, then its an easy indicator to tell you went wrong. A number is not as hurtful as a string of personalized attacks. but comments? comments were made for discussion, so you are mixing the good and the bad together, promoting addiction and the lack of self improvement. It damages your mental health, for we were not meant to be exposed to that much negative attention (or attention in general to be fair). the moral of this story is that twitter is the same thing as heroin and that youtube's dislike policy is full of horse piss.

[malexthesecond]

i didnt know someone with 122 million followers could get ratio'd

[allthebooksandcrannies]

So for the last day or so tumblr mobile hasn't been letting me reblog or post anything (which means I've been solely liking like a loser) but it magically staged working again when I tried to reblog a post dragging Elon Musk and that's probably the most tumblr-esque way this situation could have resolved itself

[zenosanalytic]

Oh Wow, so: you can really tell from the slowdown tonight that we’re getting A LOT of twittarians coming over :| :| :|

[the-solitary-gamer]

LMFAO

THIS SOME BIG COPE SEETHE MALD BULLSHIT HAHAHAHAHA

good thing i left twitter at the right time lmfao

[jaytherobot]

I wanted to spend a little more time on this and actually try to be funny, but the squares have already started filling themselves in.

EDIT: Didn't notice I had a duplicate entry. Updated with new addition.

[ecrivainsolitaire]

[omishu]

I thought this was satire

But no ?? He's just that stupid

[queerism1969]

[collapsedsquid]

Many such cases!