#my very first moon photos also looked like shit so .

[auteurdelabre]

BLACKMAILING BABYSITTER CHRONICLES CHAPTER 3: Mr. Morales

HAPPY FRANKIE FRIDAY Y'ALL!

series summary: You're a babysitter to many of the families in your small town. When the father of one of your charges makes a move you see an opportunity to make enough cash to leave home and teach some bad men a lesson they'll never forget.

rating: 18+

tags: This is pwp y'all. The plot is there if you squint. Oral (f receiving), blackmail, dirty talk.

a/n: I . . . I can't even explain why I write the shit I do anymore. But I do wanna say this shit is gonna get dark soon. I feel it in my bones. Also a 1970 Ford Torino King Cobra is my dream car.

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Chapter 3: Mr. Morales

The Morales home is perfectly pleasant.

It's nowhere near as large as the York home but they keep it tidy and organized. 

You arrive twenty minutes early to a very surprised Frankie who opens the door. 

"Sorry I'm so early," you say sliding off your shoes as he welcomes you in. "I got the bus schedule screwed up."

You of course did no such thing. It's just that you wanted to catch Frankie alone before Dana got home. She usually rolls in about the same time you do on a Friday. 

But one day you won't have to worry about a bus. One day you'll be able to fix up the car you bought last summer with the money from your serving job. 

It's an old piece of shit that doesn't run, but it's exactly the car you'd dreamed of owning. A 1970 Ford Torino King Cobra in red. 

"S'no problem," Frankie says with all his usual affable charm "You wanna drink? Sprite?"

"Sure. Thanks." 

Frankie pours you a glass, adding ice. You take this time to appreciate the breath of his shoulders, the curve of his biceps. You like how his dark curls peek out from under the base of his standard oil cap that he wears even on date nights. 

"JR is just upstairs napping," Frankie tells you as he approaches. "He has the sniffles so he might be down for the count tonight."

"Okay."

You take the chilled glass from Frankie, trailing your forefinger over his knuckles as you do. He swallows before busying himself in the kitchen, muttering about how he needs to remind Dana about something. 

Your phone buzzes and you see its Sarah. 

How's the new phone?

You tell me. [Frankie.jpg]

You attach a photo of Frankie standing at the sink, doing the last of the dishes by hand.

Is that him? 

Mhm. Target acquired. 

How the fuck do you manage to babysit for all these hotties? When that Dave guy came in I nearly fainted. 

You giggle behind your palm before slipping the phone into your pocket.

Sarah had been over the moon at her $500 cut for facilitating the "hand over" as she called it. You didn't tell her that is was less than 10% of what you earned. 

Now your savings account reads almost $8000. You're so close to getting out. Ten thousand will get you a few tanks of gas and the deposit on a cute apartment in California, hopefully by the beach. Sunshine every day, beautiful people everywhere. Enough to get you a bed and groceries until you land a job. 

The thought makes excited goose bumps pop up along your flesh. You look back to the phone, tapping quickly. 

You okay to be my intermediary again if I need?

For sure! My life is so boring. this is like the coolest thing that's ever happened. 

Frankie is still clinging to the kitchen counter, almost like he's afraid to get near to you.

You move fluidly to the TV room, sipping your cool Sprite and glancing around as if seeing the place for the first time. 

You take your time looking at the frames photos on the wall. There are so many of JR (their nickname for Francisco Jr) in all stages, others of all three of them looking so sweetly out at the camera.

 You like the one of Frankie standing on a dock holding a fishing pole and the smallest fish on its hook. He smiles broadly, his eyes scrunched shut. 

"You fish a lot?" You ask over your shoulder. You hear shuffling and now Frankie is a few steps from you, the topic obviously one he enjoys. 

"Yeah I go down to Ghalson Lake every summer. Gonna take JR this year."

"Sounds fun," you say silkily, glancing at him over your shoulder. "Maybe I'll have to get my bikini and join you. I love swimming."

Frankie's cheeks go pink and his eyes dart to the floor. "Not sure it's deep enough for swimming."

You turn back, doing your best to hide a grin when you come upon another photo of Frankie with a group of handsome men in front of a helicopter. You can feel Frankie watching you. 

You bend a little more than necessary, sticking your ass out as you peer at the photo. You want to smile at how excited everyone looks in the photograph. . 

"You fly helicopters?"

Frankie looks surprised by your assessment. "Mhm. Repair ‘em too."

"Maybe you'll give me a ride one day," you say with a pleasant grin and wink as you turn to face him. 

Frankie looks thrown, you've never talked to him like this. Usually it's a pleasant hello, goodbye, JR was great, thanks for the money. 

You never come early and start conversations. Never wear shirts without a bra and jeans so tight they anyone can see you're not wearing anything underneath. 

He gives a shy smile, shrugging non-committally. But you can tell he's nervous. His reaction makes you shiver in anticipation. You feel your nipples pebbling under your white tank top and you know he's fighting not to look.

There's the chattering of the screen door and Dana breezes in all apologies and beautiful smiles for both of you. 

"Wanted to make sure we had extra," she explains, sliding the children's cold medication onto the counter. "Just if JR gets fussy."

"No problem," you say nodding. You watch from under your eyelashes as she kisses Frankie on the mouth, sweet and chaste. 

"Gimme a half hour and we can go," Dana promises. "I just wanna shower and do makeup stuff."

"You look great now, carino," Frankie insists, trying to tug her towards him. "Let's just go." 

"Frankie," she says with a teasing whine. "C'mon, babe. Twenty minutes?"

"Fine."

You watch Dana go upstairs, her feet padding lightly over the stairs. You look at Frankie a little awkwardly, a smile on your face. 

"Where are you guys going tonight?"

"Just a tapas place and then out for drinks with friends."

"Sounds fun."

"Mhm."

This isn't going to work. This entire exchange feels awkward and forced. You need to do something that catches him off guard. 

"Do you mind if I use your computer? I wanted to print out this article from my email. I don't have a printer at home."

"Of course," Frankie says, leading you towards the office. 

You go in, waiting for him to sign you into the PC with his password. The one he has taped to the inside of his desk. His shoulders move against yours as you switch places and take a seat in front of the monitor. 

"Just call if you need help."

He walks out, closing the door behind him, leaving you to hurriedly bring up his favorite porn site. 

You double check. Yep, his latest search is my slutty babysitter sucks my cock while wife watches TV. You roll your eyes before opening the video on a young woman wearing a see through t-shirt and short shorts. You have to muffle a snicker when you realize the girl looks just like you. Same hair style, same body type.

She sits on the couch, smiling as the dad comes in and from there its the usual porn fare with shitty acting and no plot. You skip ahead, knowing that time is ticking despite the shower still running. 

You hear Frankie padding by the office, no doubt wondering what's taking you so long. Your hand is down your pants, fingers curling around your clit as you keen back in the chair. 

"Oh fuck yeah .... Right there Frankie ...." 

You pretend not to notice when the door opens, your head thrown back as you finger yourself beneath your jeans. You're barely wet, but you do a very good show of pretending your edging yourself. 

"W-what are you doing?"

You hear his voice, that low baritone reaching you. You tilt your eyes his way, heavy and warm. 

He stands behind the door, one hand still on the handle, the other braced against the door frame. His eyes are wide and his lips parted in surprise. 

"Mmmmister Morales, I'm so sorry," you whine breathily. Your hand still works underneath your panties.

 "I just needed to so bad."

Frankie is still standing there like a statue, half hidden behind the door. You know he's trying to hold back, but his dark eyes on your body give him away. 

"I was gonna print it out but... But then I saw your search history."

Frankie goes white in the face, obviously horrified. His eyes go to the window behind you, the reflection of the mute porno still playing. 

"That's not... I didn't-" be stutters, breaking out in a cold sweat. 

"I liked it," you coo breathily, arching up on the chair, your hand coming to cup your tits through your tight tank top. "The babysitter stuff."

Frankie's eyes are drawn to between your legs. Your fingers are moving faster and there's no mistaking the wet sounds. 

"You did?"

"Yeah... It was so hot and... Fuck, I'm sorry," you whine again. "Never done this before." 

Frankie is fixated on your hand moving under your jeans. His eyes dart over his shoulder to the stairs, listening for the sound of the shower. When he hears it still going he looks back between your legs. 

"Let me see?"  

"No, I shouldn't," you breathe, holding in your grin. "Your girlfriend..."

"S'just looking," Frankie says, his eyes stuck between your legs.

"She won't mind?"

"No," Frankie shakes his head. His cheeks are stained red and there's no mistaking the bulge in his jeans. He moves into the office, closing the door behind him. 

"You're sure, Mister Morales?"

"Mhm," Frankie wets his lower lip. "Lemme see, baby."

"Only if you touch yourself," you beg gently.

"Shouldn't," Frankie murmurs, his neck flushing red. 

You give an exaggerated groan, biting your lower lip. 

"Please?"

Frankie undoes his jeans in haste, not even waiting for the word to leave your mouth. You tug your jeans and panties to your ankles before leaning back in the chair, thighs spread. The fabric is soft under your naked bottom and you’re convinced you’re going to leave a wet mark on his chair after this is all done.

His cock is bigger than Dave's, uncut, rosy and hard as a fucking rock. It throbs in his hand as he stares at you wet cunt. Even in his big bare hand it’s large and almost intimidating if you stare too long.

"So big," you whine again, back arching as your fingers splay around your clit, rubbing slowly. You make sure to part your legs widely, ensuring he can see everything. He’s eyes are at half mast, mouth parted.

"You like it?"

"Uh huh," you simper, watching his hand come to tease the twitching head. 

Frankie licks his palm before wrapping it around his cock once more and you pretend to sound guilty. 

"I'm sorry for doing this Mister Morales, I just needed it so bad."  

"Yeah?" Frankie swallows, sounding almost sympathetic. "You needed to touch yourself?"

"Uh huh."

He watches you work yourself up in the chair, both of you breathing heavily. You enjoy the rhythmic slap of his hand against his cock. 

"Couldn't wait until you got home?"

"No. All I could think about was you."

"Me?"

He's surprised enough at this to momentarily stop jerking himself off. He quickly resumes when he sees your fingers still working hurriedly over your clit. 

"Uh huh," you nod, your eyes cheating to the back of your head momentarily as you bring yourself to the brink of coming. "Imagining it was us in the videos. Pretending it was you eating me out while your girlfriend was in the next room." 

Frankie lets out a hiss at that, his strokes increasing. The head of his cock is growing a dark red, almost angry. 

"You want that?" Frankie finally breathes, grunting a bit as he tugs. "My mouth on your cunt?"

"Yeah," you breathe, letting your thighs part widely. You remove your fingers so he can see you wet and waiting, glistening under the office lights. 

Frankie stares, heavy lidded as if in a daze. 

You don't say anything else. You don't encourage him. You simply sit there, thighs spread and fingers soaked with your arousal. 

"Messy little pussy," Frankie murmurs as if to himself.

You watch as he stops touching himself long enough to drop in front of the office chair between your legs. His hand slides up your thigh, eyes darting from your face to your cunt. You give a look of mock concern. 

"What if Dana hears?"

"She won't," Frankie insists with a groan when his fingers brush the arousal gathered on your soft inner thigh. "She won't hear anything. We’ll be fast." 

You go to give another false protestation but Frankie is already hinging your legs over his broad shoulders, parting your thighs luridly. He takes a minute to gaze at your pussy, inhaling before spreading your lips with two broad fingers and licking a stripe up the center of your quivering cunt. 

Your body jerks up at the sensation and Frankie smirks between your legs, his tongue still working you over. 

"Keep still."

You nod and have to press your hand over your mouth to stop from moaning when he lets his tongue drive between your folds, slowly lapping, groaning gently. 

"Sweet fucking thing," Frankie groans against your cunt. 

His hips rut against nothing as his hands reach up your body, sliding under your shirt to play with your tits. You enjoy this, arching into his both before he's moving his large palms to your hips, pulling you into a slouch so he can fuck you with his tongue. 

"Mmm, Frankie," you coo. 

The shower squeaks off but Frankie is completely lost. His eyes are closed dreamily as he sucks your clit into his mouth. 

He's so far gone he doesn't notice you raising your phone from where it rests on the desk. He doesn't observe when you start filming him, just as he grips your ass in his hands, his mouth working hurriedly to bring you off. 

You focus the video on Frankie without it being blurred. There's no mistaking who it is, even with his hat gone. There's also no mistaking that he's between two soft thighs, eating out someone who is not his wife. 

"Fuck, that's good," you murmur, unable to help yourself, eyes blown wide when you realize you said it out loud.  

"Mhm," Frankie hums, oblivious to the camera that points at him from your eye line. 

You're getting close, you can feel it. You're about to turn the camera off when you hear Frankie groan. 

"Best pussy I've ever tasted," Frankie slurps obscenely as he continues making out with your cunt. 

That's the money shot right there. 

You end the video, carefully placing the phone at your side again and finally surrendering to the pleasure that begins to take you over. 

You ride his tongue, rutting against his mouth in the office chair, the mute porno over his shoulder almost over. Frankie can feel that you're close and he begins to flick your clit with his tongue, causing you to buck your hips and grip a handful of his curls in your fist. 

He gives a delighted whimper at that, face moving back and forth, sucking and licking and you feel yourself release all over his tongue, biting back a stuttering groan of pleasure as Frankie laps between your thighs. 

He stays there too long, licking and teasing. It's obvious he fucking loves going down on you and while you'd normally celebrate such a fact, your blackmail only works if you're not caught by his girlfriend. 

"I think I hear Dana," you lie, sending him sprawling back onto the other side of the room zipping up his jeans and standing shakily. 

"Fuck... You can't... We -"

"I think you should go wash your face Mister Morales," you say as you gaze at the glossy arousal coating his mouth and beard. 

Frankie goes pink before rushing into the kitchen, pouring dish soap onto his hands and scrubbing at his beard and face, washing the evidence of your arousal from his face. 

You sail out of the office fully dressed, collapsing onto the couch and pretending to be looking at something on your phone. Frankie stands in the kitchen, willing his erection to go away. 

Dana arrives looking beautiful and excited moments later. Frankie is immediately at her side, murmuring how beautiful she looks. 

She blushes prettily before glancing over at you on the couch. 

"JR is still asleep so it's an easy night for you."

"Thank you, Mrs. Morales." 

"Not a Mrs. yet," Dana jokes, patting Frankie's bottom with affection. "Gotta get this guy to ask first."

You stand, placing your phone in your pocket and sauntering over to the couple gathering their wallet and keys. 

"You love her don't you, Mister Morales?" You ask Frankie wide eyes blinking in mock confusion. 

You feel Frankie's anxiety morphing into anger. 

"Course I do," Frankie says tightly, eyes piercing you. 

"Then I think you need to give the woman what she wants," you insist with a warm smile at Dana before aiming a cool glance to Frankie. 

"You wouldn't want to lose her." 

It was too easy Sarah.  No way really?! Yeah remind me to never get married. Married guys are fucking creeps.  Not my dad!!!!!

This is true. Sarah's dad Joel is one of the sweetest men you've ever met. You can't imagine him ever stepping out on his wife. The Millers are about the most perfect, well adjusted family you've ever met. 

You love going over to Sarah's place for meals, for movie nights, for just relaxing when your place gets too crowded with moms drinking buddies. 

How much are you getting from him?  Dunno. Just got off work so I'm gonna go start negotiations.  Good luck Roosevelt

You unlock the door to your apartment, a smile on your face as you enter. Your mother's slurred voice reaches you the second you step inside. 

"Honey! I was wondering when you'd be home."

You hold in a frown as you enter the kitchen to find your mom with a beer bottle in her hand. Her mascara is smudged and the black strap of her bra shows under her pink tank top.

Across from her sits a sloe-eyed man smoking a cigarette. He's about her age with a trimmed moustache and dark hair that falls into his forehead. 

"Hi there," he offers huskily, eyes sailing from her face to yours. 

Guess Robert or Roger from the other night is a goner. Typical. 

"Come meet my new friend," your mom says, a smile bleeding across her face. 

This is classic Mom bullshit; bringing home some new Daddy of the month that you have to bend over backwards for.

When you were younger, the really desperate ones would attempt to be fatherly, offering to help with homework or putting Band-Aids over your scrapes. 

But over time as you got older, this turned to an increasing mutual apathy with whomever she dragged in. Most of the time you just keep your head down and pretend they don't exist. But she's practically forcing this one down your throat.

This latest one is handsome (most of them are) with dark eyes and a full, pouty mouth. He wears a tight short -sleeve button down, fabric straining around his biceps. 

"This is our new neighbor Javier Peña," your mom says with a put-on smile. "He just moved in next door."

You give a distracted wave, moving awkwardly from foot to foot. You don't want to be sitting here talking to them; you want to be in your room making plans. 

"This is my daughter," your Mom says proudly introducing you. "She just about graduated college. She's gonna be a teacher."

Correction, you will soon hold a bachelor's degree in education. You actually have no idea what you want to do with your life. But you know it'll start in California. 

"Nice to meet you," Javier says extending his hand politely in your direction. He's got a low, raspy voice probably because of his smoking. You hold in a sigh and cross the room. 

"Same here," you lie giving him a weak handshake in return.  

You pull your hand back immediately, cringing at the dry warmth of his palm. You go to turn down the hall but your mom is still talking. 

There's a slight slur to her voice. This isn't her first beer of the night. 

"Javier's a cop," your mom supplies helpfully before turning her attention back on the man and dropping her voice huskily. "I love cops."

Javier shoots her a crooked smile as you hold in an eye roll.

"Okay, well I'm going to my room. Night."

Before she can say anything more you've taken off down the hallway into your room. 

You collapse onto the bed, your phone out as you pop in your earbuds and review the video. 

You watch the tiny screen, feeling your cunt pulse as you watch Frankie's mouth between your legs. 

Fuck that's hot. 

You upload it to your laptop under the file folder named "college plans", there along with the Dave York audio.

You think over what you'll ask from Frankie. $3000? He's not rich like Dave. But then again with Dave you only had voice, with Frankie you have video. You could squeeze a few grand out of him. 

Hi Mister Morales.  (Message read)

An hour passes and he doesn't answer. It doesn't surprise you. doesn't surprise you. Frankie doesn't seem like a guy who faces things head on if he can avoid it. You pull out your earbuds And stretch on your bed, thighs drifting apart at the memory of this evening.

You almost think you can hear Frankie's muffled groans when you realize it's coming from the room next to yours - your mother's room. 

Of course they're fucking. 

You put your earbuds back in, sighing as you turn on some background music trying to relax as you drown out the sound of the bed creaking in the next room. 

Another hour passes and you find yourself getting antsy without a reply from Frankie. You pull his text up, typing thoughtfully. 

Hi Frankie.  (Read) I need you to answer me, please.  (Read)

Okay, now you're getting irritated. All pretenses of being subtle are over. You attach a screenshot of the video to the next message you send. 

We need to talk. 

Almost immediately the text bubble pops up. 

What the fuck is this? You going down on me, Mr Morales.  That's not me.  It is.  You photoshopped it. 

Is he fucking serious?

Nope. I have an entire video to prove it. My favorite part is where you tell me I've got the best pussy you've ever tasted. 

... ... ...

The bubbles are popping up every few seconds. Something written then abandoned. Over and over and until....

What do you want from me?

You think of Frankie's smaller home and his decades old truck. He doesn't have money like Dave. Even if he does there's a part of you that feels guilty thinking about taking it from Dana and JR. Unlike Dave you have a feeling they'd notice that kind of money missing from their lives. 

But there is something you do need. Something he might be able to help you with. You grin. 

I need a car.  I don't have the money to buy you a car I have one that needs to be fixed up. Got all the parts just needs some elbow grease by a mechanic. 

I fix helicopters. You fix your truck all the time. I see you.

How do I know you'll delete the video? Fix the car up and you have my word. I'll delete it right in front of you.  You'd just put it on your laptop.  Either you take a chance and do it or you say no and you're guaranteed to have your relationship ruined. 

… … … I'll come by Thursday. 

The next few days pass by in a mix of working at the restaurant and researching apartments in California. You go over to Sarah's for dinner a few times a week, thankful for her normal family life and delicious food. 

When you're not doing that you're making a list of who will be next. Keeping meticulous notes and saving the video and photos in your laptop under the folder "research". 

During this time you do see more of the cop next door. Him and your mom smoking a cigarette in the parking lot. Enjoying a beer on your couch. 

He's always perfectly polite to you, nodding to you when he sees you, asking how your job is, typical small talk stuff. 

You're not surprised to see him at your breakfast table one morning with your mom. His hair is mussed and the scent of sex clings to them, mingling with the stale scent of cigarettes. He looks almost shy when you walk in to grab a bowl of cereal. 

"I think he's gonna be coming around a lot more often," your mom says with a proud smile after he leaves a short while later.  

You don't answer. You do your best to be civil. He obviously makes your mom happy and you feel safe knowing there's a cop in the house. 

Thursday your mom is at her job at the liquor store. You made sure to organize this whole exchange during her shift. 

I'm here. 

You head out the front door of your apartment, skipping over to the parking lot. 

Frankie stands beside his truck looking uncomfortably around. When he sees you his neck bobs anxiously. 

"Hi," you say feeling a little shy. Maybe you should have had Sarah here with you to make you feel a little braver. 

Frankie doesn't reply, just sucks at his teeth in irritation. You can tell there's rage there, simmering just below the surface. Despite it being midday you feel a flash of apprehension. 

"Where the car?"

You point to the nearby vehicle, walking behind him. You watch the long line of sweat down the spine of his grey t-shirt, admiring the dark curls that peek out the bottom of his hat. 

He's such a sexy man, too bad he's a bastard. 

"The extra parts are in the trunk," you tell his back. 

You stand in silence as he surveys the car, appraising before he stands and walks back to his truck. He drives it over; backing it up until it almost kisses your bumper. 

He jumps out, his dark eyes fixed only on the cars. He hasn't met your gaze once since he arrived. He retrieves the hitch from the back of his truck, turning back. 

"You know you could have just asked for my help," Frankie tells you as he hooks the car onto the back of his truck. 

It's the first thing he's said so you're not positive he's talking to you. Then his dark eyes dart up, finally meeting yours.  

"I would have helped you with this, you know," Frankie says motioning to your car that he puts into neutral. "You didn't have to fucking blackmail me. I'm not a bad guy."

You can't help it, you muffle a chuckle. Frankie sees it, his dark eyes narrowed dangerously.

"You know the kind of guy that says he's not a bad guy, Frankie?" You ask with a smirk. "The bad kind." 

He shakes his head, as if in disbelief that this could be happening. He pulls off his standard oil cap, running an anxious hand through his curls before replacing it atop his head. 

"I've kept up my end. Now delete the video."

You cross your arms in front of you. 

"It gets deleted when I get my car back fixed."

Frankie scowls at you, clenching his jaw as he takes a step towards you. For a wild moment you feel a sense of panic flood you and your smile drops. 

You saw the photos in his house, the army friends and helicopter. For all you know he could have a concealed weapon. The thought turns your legs to jelly. 

"Hey."

You hear the quiet rasp of someone behind you. You turn, seeing a familiar face. 

Javier. 

He's heading towards his car, his keys in his hand. You feel pathetically grateful for his presence. 

"Hi Javier," you say with a weak smile. You step back towards him. 

He eyes Frankie, taking in the man's age and wedding ring. His dark eyes dart to you, brows rising. 

"Everything okay?"

"Yep, everything is alright," you assure breezily. "Frankie is just helping me fix up my car."

Javier nods, not missing how Frankie's neck has gone pink, his eyes on the ground. 

"I see." 

Frankie shoots you one last look, mumbling that he'll have your car back to you as soon as he can. You nod both you and Javier standing and waiting as he climbs into his truck and takes off, towing your car behind him. 

You glance over at Javier, watching as he pushes his aviators up the bridge of his nose. 

"How do you know that piece of work?" 

"He's a dad I babysit for," you smile in what you hope is a convincing way. "I was telling him last week that I needed my car fixed up and he offered to look at it for me. Isn't that sweet?" 

"Mhm."

Javier nods, and even though you can't see you're sure his dark eyes are surveying you behind the sunglasses. You can also tell he doesn't believe you. 

Oh well. He won't be around much longer anyway if your mother's track record is anything to go by. 

You give him a final wave and wish him a good day at work. 

Before long you're inside, going over the notes in your laptop. You need a target with real money. No more of this small time bullshit. 

You scroll the babysitter neighborhood forum, eyes darting from post to post. Nothing really jumps out at you and then like manna from heaven a message sticks out. 

Hello, I'm wondering if anyone is available to babysit my girls tomorrow night from 5-11:30pm? Their ages 2, 4 and twin 5 year old. First aid is a must. I know that four children is a large ask and I pay accordingly. 

You read the neighborhood location and

respond to the ad immediately. This is the swanky part of town where the families with serious cash live. In large mansions that have pools and staff. 

Now all you have to do is wait. 

[oflgtfol]

well i did say that first time photographing would not look good

[kingofbodyrolls]

Namjoon fic recs 2023

Happy Joonie day! 💜🥳

In honor of Namjoon’s birthday, I want to share my ultimate favorite Namjoon fanfictions, that I’ve read this year 💜I haven’t read that much of Namjoon, just recently gotten into it, so the list might be small, but it contains some of the best stuff out there 💎 I want to thank each and every writer on this list for creating such wonderful stories and art - you are truly amazing ✨ All the fics on this list hold a dear place in my heart 🥹

❗Most of these fics are smutty as hell, so minors dni.❗ 

If you read anything on this list and you like it, please leave a comment to the writer or reblog the original fic’s post 💜And if you want more fic recs you can follow me to stay updated 🙂 A reblog on this post also helps, as it gets more exposure and seen by others, which in the end gives more love and exposure to the amazing writers on this list 🥰

BTS fic rec index → May | Jun | Jul | Aug | Sep (jjk)(💜) | Oct (pjm) | Nov (*) | Dec (ksj)(kth) |

Emoji meaning → angst = 🌩️, smut = 🥵, fluff = 🥰, comedy = 😂. 

⭐The Interpretation of Dreams by @ppersonna // knj x f.reader // phd mentor!namjoon, university!au // 🥵🥰

📝 He’s the man of your dreams, the an you’ve spent over 6 years pining over.  and he’s also your Ph.D. mentor and in charge of your very future.

🗨️ Looking for a smutty, slutty, funny and comforting fic? Well, look no further! 🌟 This really delivered 👏🏾 really, really good. The sexual tension between reader and Namjoon 💯 and then best friend Jimin, being the best chaotic slutty wingman EVER 🥵

⭐Deep End by @here2bbtstrash // knj x f.reader // established relationship, period!smut // 🥵🥰

📝 Your boyfriend suggests a new way to relieve your period cramps.

🗨️ Awww, this was so cute and sweet 🥺💖💯

⭐Baby Fever by @95rkives // knj x f.reader // established relationship // 🥰🥰🥰

📝 What was supposedly a peaceful morning stroll in the park, an unexpected encounter triggers namjoon’s intense desire for a baby, turning him into an adorable, baby fever-filled mess.

🗨️ Gosh this was cute - and wonderfully fluffy 😍

⭐All Night by @luaspersona // knj x f.reader // college!au, brother’s best friend!au, s2l // 🥵

📝 When your brother bails on you, you have to find another way to entertain yourself for the night and Kim Namjoon just so happens to be a great company.

🗨️ This was the most perfect, pure masterpiece of fucking gold writing 🤌🏾🥵 it is insanely filthy, so deliciously smutty!! Like I think my soul has left my body 🥵 the writing, story and the characters were brilliant ✨ this is hands down one of my new favorites and I WILL read this again soon, I promise you! Don’t sleep on this sweet bad boy Namjoon, okay 🥵 such an easy recommendation for me to make - do yourself a favor and read it if you haven’t (and if you have, then read it again!) ♥️💯

⭐Love Language by @rmnamjoons // knj x f.reader // soulmate!au // 🥵🥰

📝 Exactly one year before one meets their soulmate, their love’s first words spoken to them appear as a tattoo on their wrist. When Namjoon’s tattoo appears, however, it’s not of words, but of the most beautiful set of eyes he’s ever seen.

🗨️ I know that most of this was just pure smut, but damn it was cute 😭🥺💖

⭐Stretch You Out by @chateautae // knj x jjk x f.reader // college!au, s2f2l, gym employee!namjoon, gym employee!jungkook // 🥵🥰

📝 You have a plan for your crappy, diabolical ex who’s set on ruining your life; making him jealous by snagging a raunchy photo with two hot employees at the gym. what you didn’t have a plan for? befriending the mischievous pair to aid in your revenge and ending up underneath not just one, but both of them.

🗨️ Holy fucking shit 🥵 🫣 this was so exceptionally good! So deliciously filthy, it really delivered on every freaking aspect 💯 incredible 👏🏾 perfection 👏🏾 💎

⭐The Making of: Love by @inkjam-moon // kmj x f.reader // actor!au, s2l (not really strangers, ‘cuz they know of each other) // 🥰🥵😂

📝 When the movie you’re in requires to to film a risque scene with a world renowned sex symbol, your virginity is suddenly all you can focus on.

🗨️ I think this is funny, so I’ll tag it with comedy! Jimin is in it (he is readers manager) and he is just doing his best job of being a supporting character 👏 It’s good! 

⭐All Aboard! (the passion express) by @ve1vetyoongi // knj x f.reader // office worker!namjoon // 🥵

📝 There were not many things that got your blood boiling in the same way that two simple words could. Kim Namjoon. The name of your irritating and (unfortunately enough, as the universe would have it) incredibly handsome co-worker. Which is exactly why you never expected to find your self on your knees for him on the train home.

🗨️ Holy fuck, fuck, fuck this was so incredibly filthy (in the best way possible) 🥵 the tension between reader and Namjoon was perfect, the build up was so satisfying 🌟 what’s not to like ✨😍

⭐The Wedding Arrangement by @sugaurora // knj x f.reader // ‘enemies’ to friends to lovers, wedding!au // 🥵🥰🌩️

📝 Unfortunately, he’s just gotten engaged to someone who isn’t you. Even more unfortunately, he expects you to help plan the wedding alongside Kim Namjoon, his other best friend and, based on your first meeting, just another judgmental jerk. Putting aside your distaste for the sake of your friend’s happiness, you both set about giving Seokjin the wedding of his dreams. Following a rough and satisfying affair at the caterer’s, you strike an unusual deal: you and Namjoon will be enemies with benefits until the wedding is over. And after six months of wedding planning, you both just might learn that weddings aren’t usually the end, but a brand new beginning.

🗨️ This was so amazing 🥹 the characters had so much depth and ugh! It was just so, so good. It was a pleasure reading their love unfolding 🥰 Aish, I’m soft! It’s filled with plenty of soft, slight heartbreaking angst at times, but oh so fluffy and smutty too! It was perfect 👌🏾 💯 please don’t sleep on this one, okay? 🥹

⭐Inside my Mind by @jimlingss // knj x f.reader // high school!au // 🥰🥵😂

📝 You’re safe in the confines of your mind. Free to think whatever, free to fantasize to your heart’s content. And your imagination tends to quite a wild turn when you’re dying from sheer boredom. But when some GUY IN YOUR CLASS CAN FUCKING READ MINDS - YOU’RE NOT SAFE ANYMORE! WHAT THE FUCKSKDKASDFGHJKL—

Borahae and happy birthday Joonie 💜 🥳 🎂

[scoutsbabygirl]

I would like to see headcanons from you about how your favorite mercenaries realize that they fall in love with the reader :333

🎷🐛

my first request! hi my little meow meow! i wrote for all the mercs bc why not?! fluff below the cut! also written in headcannon form! idk how to write for soldier (i just don't see the appeal)

scout:

-why did ms. pauling have to be lesbian???

-when you came along he was immediately drawn to you, maybe it was because you were new and young

-he's way too cocky around you and acts like he doesn't care about you

-after a stern talking to by spy, jeremy decides to ask you out

-other than sports, jeremy loves to paint and draw and is surprisingly good at it. he asks you to make some art with him and of course he draws you

-this melts your heart and you've fallen for him. he's just waiting for the right time to confess and ask you to be his

soldier:

-man has zhanna

pyro:

-hearing you say "you're all good! no worries!" after he lights the hem of you shirt, almost burning you alive. he feels a spark...literally

-pyro slinks around you where ever you may be. in the kitchen baking? pyros throwing flour all over the kitchen. working out? pyros cheering you on. got some spare time? pyros got some crayons, colored pencils and a bunch of coloring books

-spending time with a masked man that the team fears has him drawn to you. the mercs warned you about him, you never felt intimated by pyro yet understood yet you could understand why he was treated differently

-if you're ever sad he will give you the best comfort. he's never shown himself to the mercs but once he sees you cry the mask is coming off and expect kisses to be planted over you

-its a very intimate moment and he just admits it then. he's never had anyone love him back, he's always been depicted as a monster.

heavy:

- won't approach you first. he waits for you to make a move. he knows his size is intimidating in itself and doesn't want to scare you away.

-he's a gentle giant. he's very careful with his words and movements. he's so paranoid that you'll view him as something he's not on the inside.

- one night you cooked with him and he told you all about his life back home, showed you photos of his sisters and taught you basic russian (assuming you don't know any already)

-if you speak russian he'll be over the moon or if you use the simple russian he's taught you he loves you just a little bit more. he adores your accent when you stumble over certain pronunciation. he knows you're the one for him

-when he decides to confess he handwrites you a long poem with an russian to english translation on two separate pages. after he signs his name he writes that he won't bring this up unless you do

-please don't break his heart. he's so sensitive

demo:

- when he confesses he's drunk as fuck. he doesn't even remember when you bring it up the next day.

-is so embarrassed. he's hungover and groggy. he plays it off by acting defensive. "i was just drunk! i meant nothing by it!"

-in the inside he's freaking out. he wanted to plan it out. it's only been 7 or 8 months since you've been at teufort but he fell so quick for you.

-3am outside pointing at the constellations, telling you about old celtic, scottish myths and folklore, shit talking the other mercs, and an accidental kiss on the lips he caught feeling for you right then and there.

- he's willing to give up scrumpy just to have you reciprocate the same feelings for him. 🤞

engineer:

-lord, he used so many pet names with you; "check this out, sweet pea", "you look beautiful, darling", "i made pancakes, you want any hon?"

-he knows his voice with a combination of his pet names do something to you. he loves when you call him those names back!

-compliment his cooking! bbq is his specialty! he'll gladly eat up anything you make. hungry boi :3

-he loves when you spend time with him in his workshop, working on his little metal trinkets warms his soul. he tries to teach you about the intricate parts of engineering. it's okay if you don't understand, he's more than willing to break it down for you and teach you a bite-sized version quantum mechanics

-friday night. a few beers in. a lot of work finished. "(y/n), i know i'm a bit older and dusty at the whole romance thing but" he pauses "you ain't seeing anyone right now, are you?"

medic:

-he either falls in love with you the second he lays his eyes on you or it takes many, many months for him to catch feelings for you. regardless, of how long the process takes his love for you becomes an obsession.

-you begin lingering around his office, inquiring about his tools and weapons. he finds it very interesting that you're not startled by him and his... unethical ways of "doctor assisted suicide"

-internal battles with his conscience. does he want to rip your organs out and shove them in the wrong places? he wants to slice your arteries one by one. yes, he wants to cut your jugular and see how much you bleed before dying. alas, he won't. you're too beautiful to be cut up into pieces. he doesn't want you to die by his hands, he doesn't know what he would do with himself.

-"guten morgen, wie gehts?!" has him weak. just a simple phrase you've rehearsed a few times. you though he would appreciate you taking time out of your day to learn his native tongue. he thinks this is your way of flirting with it (and perhaps it is).

-occasionally he'll call you into his office, not for a checkup by any means but rather just to chat (on company time). he removes the gloves and runs his hands over the scars on your face and neck. "schätzelein, i have been feeling some way for a while."

sniper:

-he is such a cunt. he's so rude and bitchy to you. his attitude causes you to avoid contact with mick at all costs and he avoids you like the plague. he spends a lot of time in his van anyways so staying away from you isn't too hard.

-seeing you hurt breaks his heart. he decides to visit you in medbay after your broke your arm. the baboo uterus experiment procedure wasn't finished by the time you got hurt. you notice how out of character it is but appreciate it regardless. he brings you a little necklace made with animal teeth (him making jewerly with animal bones is the most canon-noncanon headcanon.)

-after you get a cast you ask him to sign it. next to his name he writes a little heart. then scribbles it out. and draws a skull underneath it.

-butterflies in his stomach when he lays eyes on you. he hates that he's gotten feelings for you. you're his teammate, not his partner. not yet atleast. no? why is he thinking like this.

-it's obvious that mick is touch starved of attention, he want to be validated and appreciated. he's also getting shit from his teammates so when you begin to stand up for him and complimenting him he looses his mind.

"scout, you're being mean. no wonder you have no dad, i would leave too. " "he's not ugly at all. you're old and its evident enough in those wrinkles of yours."

-oh god. who knew a petite little thing like you could spit venom. he wants to tell you how he feels so badly but he doesn't want to loose you as a friend.

spy:

-he'll flirt with you before even developing feelings for you. always trying to court you, inviting you over at late hours. he just wants to get laid tbh.

-you're playing hard to get. it excites him a bit but he's much older now so if anything he's annoyed that you won't sleep with him. he tries being more romantic and pushes idea the idea of getting with you sexually and takes a different approach.

-smoking on his red velvet couch until the sun begins to rise, sharing cigs together. he has a small stash of weed (he stole it from scout) but coughs when he smokes it, earning a plethora of giggles from you. now he's smiling and laughing with you despite his lungs being filled with smoke.

-stacks of guy de maupassant on his table near the red couch, he reads the love poems to you and translates it to you. please snuggle up into his chest and try to read the french words yourself. your pronunciation is horrible and your accent is awful. you sound so cute yet so pathetic at the same time.

-he tries to keep his feelings hidden for as long as he can. of course, it slips out. he's stopped wearing the balaclava when around you (and only you, even his own son doesn't know what he truly looks like) so the bright red blush is evident on his face. he tries taking back what he said but there's no use as your already face first into his chest.

[themthrfkinprincess]

My Astro Observations . . . TROIS

Welcome back to my posts. 😁👋🏾💗

Erm let's get into it I lol haha

This first one is not even an observation ✨but✨ whenever I just hear about Pisces I think of this photo:

This probably does not even freaking make sense to you. Well literally I was on Pinterest and I saw this and the very first thing that popped into my mind was Pisces. Like I don’t know. I think that the seal signifying toothpaste laying on the toothbrush in the middle of a rainy day very mutable water energy. There is something neptunian about it. It’s very Pisces moon to me being specific. Probably doesn’t not even make sense. My cousin is a Pisces, he reminds me of this. Hm. Idk. 🐟🫧🐟🫧

The three fire signs for absolutely no hickory darn dickory reason at all :

OOF Okay. Stereotypical. But these fuckers are just loud for no reason !!! Like fren I PRAY THEE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP🥺🥺🥺. I’m lying lol !! I love loud ppl ahaha !! 😭🤣 Like girl yes let’s yell for no apparent reason at all 😆💖 !! They’re so crazy you can take them anywhere !! But like girl wait cause you don’t want to be in A Quiet Place with them- they will have you UTTERLY. FUCKED😵🤯. Like okay- it’s not even if the person just talks loud or laughs loudly- the fellow sillylington just might quite literally make random noises. These are very spontaneous individuals. And when I speak of this I mean like maybe they might have a good amount of fire placements dominating or have some good influence of it. Like girly your just loud. 😭 I also want to include Gemini partially in this mix cause you guys do weird things out of nowhere I love it- I kind of mentioned this in my last post.

These placements are the Fifth Harmony of astrology- im talking Demi Lavato💀 I'm talking Exo 💀 Just big and loud 💀 You guys give Secret Love Song by Fifth Harmony💀

Taurus, Aries, Capricorn, Sagittarius ,Scorpio remind me of this:

My mom is a Scorpio- with prominent Capricorn influence- she is very much welcomed into the Nation of Idgafsia. LIKE WOW. I aspire to not give a fuck like her !! Like these five placements be minding they bussiness foreralzies !!! Like a bomb in somebody house across the street could go off and mean while they’re in the bathroom setting up their soaps and bodycare right before they get in the shower- like dimming the lights n lighting their candles n everything IM CRYING😭 AOSNDODNSK. These ppl r nonchalant. They’re relaxed and easy to hang around, I love it I love it I love it 💖

like no this be them fr 😭😭😭 :

But personally and specifically I think a Taurus would be the mayor/president of Idgafsia. Using a old friend for observation, I don’t personally know how you could not be cool with one. She reminds me of capybaras.

When I litteraly say shes this gif I mean it. I could put a posionus snake her bed. She would have probrobly wake up and be like “not you put a poisonous snake in my bed while I was sleep. girly that’s so crazy girl let me go to the hospital real quick. ima be back. 🏥🚶🏻‍♀️🗿 ” LIKE HUH??? CQFBHENNR😭. Like if it SERIOUSLY has nothing to do with anything pertaining to them they will rlly just be chilling forreal foreal. 🗿

Aries/Gemini/Water men are so breedable imo

LOL. Let me stop😭

but yeah i could give these men the meanest strap.

Also water sign men are so sexy? wtf??

You can’t tell an Aquarius or Scorpio SHIT. They are very much “erm ackshually my fellow scholar🤓👆🏾 the sun is shuprshingly 📝🤓not the biggest 🤓📚🧪 celestial body within our vast mind boggling universe-🤓👆🏾 you may want to consider looking into stars such Sirius 🤓🤓🤓”

Like yeah dude. We know that. An Aquarius would probably try to explain to you how to walk as if you had not learned that many years ago in your fresh years on this planet. Girl move.

It’s so infuriating!! I CANT count how many times I’ve seen Aquarius like this specifically. Like ouu girly you want to be an encyclopedia soooo bad 🙄🙄 Like I don’t know. You guys really seem like know it alls, it’s really your way or the highway. I wanna prove an Aquarius girly wrong so bad. JUST BECAUSE 😈

They are the personification of finding out your ass was really on the remote after all- and now you just don’t want to admit it. Like we don’t care fren just give us the remote I’m trying to watch Once Upon a Time for the 12948372th time. 😔😞

Like girly wrap it up or whatever 🙄

But no.

No.

I do understand genuinely you guys really like to find information that really helped you out at times-and spread it to dear ones. It's very nice of you seriously- we appreciate it. Thank you my beloved wanna-be-encyclopedia, like rlly seriously my pookie scrimblo sticks. 💗🥰

Speaking of Aquarian influence. MY GOD. Idc if it’s Saturnian or Uranian or whatever. If it’s Aquarian/Capricornian (does that even make sense? I have come to this DEFINITE conclusion; that AQUARIUS/CAPRICORN IS JUST SO SEXY🤯🤯🤯 but the big emphasis is on Aquarius like MY GAWD.

*Dance for You by Beyonce starts to play* Like no . . . Papi Hiddleston is SO. FOINE. *DRAMATIC EXPLOSION* He be having me GAWKIN!! you ever see somebody so sexy you get scared ?!?! 😧 like oooh im shivering in me timbers !!! 😰🫣😨

several Aquarius have done me like that N LOOK. DONT EVEN TRY IT- Yes. I’m a marvel girlie. I might litterly bring up anything marvel related on every post so don’t even be shocked lol. Just expect that from now on im so serious lol. and yo my sister mad whacky she said he’s ugly and talked about his bamboozled hairline what a friggin' bitch😔✋🏾n if you think so too on January 22nd, 2024- on that Monday at 8:17 AM you will slip on a banana peel. 😈 🍌🍌🍌

I’m getting sidetracked BUT I watched that new BBC interview of him after season 2.

AND YO.

HIS VOICE IS SO DEEP WHAT?? ZOO WEE MAMA !!! 🤤🤤🤤

But this is how Capricorn/Aquarius have me😋😋😋

like it’s me bby . . 😜😉 let me be ur girl . . . mmmh stop trippin papi 😚😋🥰

They are sex walking I’m so sorry. This goes for Capricorn too with that Saturn energy. You guys r so hawt n sexay. Like sheesh meowwwww puurrr slay the boots house down yas. 🐈😼 😈

Like jeez let’s play Cool Cat by queen real quick.

Now listen up!

Virgo, Sagittarius, Leo, Aquarius, Aries, Capricorn, and Gemini !!! Im talking to you !! 💗😋 These placements are so accepting imo. Like no- I've just noticed that these placements.

Virgo- I think you guys seem to be good listeners. This goes for Gemini too- maybe because they may share qualities with Mercury. They both do so in a caring sense- such in a sense that if you feel like maybe no one is hearing you/dont feel heard they will maybe at least try to hear you out. I think they r just great when u need an ear 💗

Now Aries, Sag, Leo Gemini and Aquarius I LOVE YOU AGH. Is it me or like I LOVE WATCHING YOU GUYS BE YOURSELVES AHH. You inspire me so much AHH!!

YOU GUYS INSPIRE ME TO BE BOLD N TO JUST BE MYSELF LIKE ARGHH MATEY!! IM GONNA DO IT!!!!!!

I feel like there are times. Where you can feel or felt unsure or awkward about yourself. In my opinion I often see these signs just doing their thing at times- it can be unapologetic. It does not even have to be bold or anything they can just be minding their business doing their everyday thing. I guess what I'm saying is I love how authentic the sign can be.

There is some sort of level of confidence in them that they can stand on. I love it.

And yeah- I've just come to this conclusion that Capricorns, Geminis and Aquarius can just be weird? Like lol. Thier humor can be so weird and so out of the box sometimes- personality too. I feel when they are literally just being them, it is very inspiring to me imo.

Like i feel like you can have a dance off in the kitchen like this at 4am with them idk 😭:

N i guess its why I think these signs (Cap, Leo, Aqua, Aries, Sag) can usually be very sexy easily bc they r just so authentic n raw to me its kind of poetic like im twirling my hair rn n giggling 🤭

I feel like Leo, Aquarius and Scorpio can be like this when hurt:

"I'm so tall, can't get over me

I'm so low, can't get under me

I must be all these things

For I just threw out the love of my dreams"

Of course- when it comes to modality the four signs will obviously have something in common. What I mean with Leo Aqaurius and Scorpio is- they are just so- well- fixed. I noticed they try to act like they don't care about something- when they very much in fact do. You can't jump over them, you can't get under them- you can't get besides them, and like even if you did- it cannot really affect them that much anyway . . . -right? It feels like punching a stone made of jelly on the inside (literally so random- ik fren lmfao) I can punch a stone, It's fine- well not my knuckles ofc- they can be so hard when hurt. Sheesh. Only if you knew that you wobbled up that Jello a little bit on the inside. (Does that even make sense?)

And don't even try to pick up the stone- its too heavy. They ground themselves whatever philosophy they got going on in their noggin🥴🥴🥴🥴- no matter if its emotionally or whatever.

"He is in my eyes, he is in my ears

He is in my blood, he is in my tears

I breathe love, and see him everyday

Even though my love's a world away

Oh, he's got me wondering

My righteousness is crumbling"

It will bother them. And bother them. And bother them. And bother them. Bother them. And Aqaurius with think about it- try to bargain about it imo. Scorpio with feel a very fucking speicfic way about it and not say SHIT. 🙄😒 Leo's are so silly- they just try to act unfazed

but we easily know lol like ok girl-I'm sorry but there is something too whimsical/unserious about them to not know when somethings wrong 😭. But yes-back to the point. In short- its so annoying with them bc three gwrorlies dont just want to admit or submit to things at first. These three live off of cool down time !!! lmfao 🤣 you really got to give them a moment. Maybe a long time too. They care so much. Too much at times- like girl be calm.

I feel like they can do the most. They will do all sorts of things just to stand on something- or an idea or feeling that they had. It is hard for them to be wrong, or to lose. Sometimes I feel like these three need to learn how to truly let things be or go. Not everything has to be a chess game fren. ☹️💗 It like they feel they need to be a few steps ahead- they might feel ashamed or disappointed or sad or otherwise with them.

erm i have few more things to say but im literally tired of typing lol.

Ciao!!

[afrognamedfizzarolli]

Helluva Boss Season 2 trailer break down. Pt 3: Ghost Fuckers!

Ive been so fucking excited for this one since Brandon said it is his favorite episode he's worked on yet!!

Okay so this might honestly just be me being crazy, but I have to talk about it. Blitzø is giving Taako so hard here. For everyone who has no clue what I'm talking about (which I assume is a lot, I doubt there's much cross over between these fandoms) Taako is a character from The Adventure Zone: Balance, a DnD actual play podcast done by the McElroy family. He is a fan favorite, him and other aspects of the series have been referenced in a lot of other animated shows.

I'm making this connection for a few reasons, most notably is the outfit, which is very reminiscent to the general fanon depiction of Taako, as well as how Blitzø's voice gets really high and sounds almost like Brandon's impression of Taako. All of this might be me reading into something that isn't there, trying to connect two of my favorite pieces of media.

Back to the actual episode:

A few shots are scattered around the trailer of Blitzø and Millie fighting in two distinct scenes. The first is present day, It looks like Blitzø has been possessed and attacks Millie.

The second I believe is a flashback to when they met. Millie has long hair like we have seen her have in the past, most notably her and Moxxie's wedding photo. Their first encounter i believe is this fight, we will see this as well as some more with them properly meeting, like Blitzø being insanely impressed by how skilled Millie is, and offer her a job at I.M.P.

I am just now noticing this on my final edits with these posts, I believe the scene where Blitzø crashes the van happens either early in this episode, or in the last two somewhere. because it looks here to be the van but extreamly damaged

Here we see the owner of the hotel, still unnamed to my knowledge, having the same glowing eyes Blitzø has when he's possessed. I believe that means one of two things. Either here he is also possessed by the same or similar being. Or its him that is who possess Blitzø. I personlly suspect the latter. This episode is clearly going to have a strong Scooby Doo vibe, so the big bad really being the guy that brought them there in the first place makes the most sense.

Again I am sorry for the shit photo quality, and possible bad grammar and spelling. I currently have the posts for the rest of the episodes nearly done so expect those in the next few hours ♡ Id love to hear any other ideas or theories about the upcoming episodes, or anything I missed/got wrong!

Pt. 1: The Full Moon | Pt. 2 :Apology Tour | Pt. 3: Ghostfuckers | Pt. 4: Mastermind | Pt. 5: Sinsmas

[operafantomet]

From Australia to Austria: Something gained, something lost

The Australian leg of the Restaged Tour really managed to amend a lot of what seemed half-finished or very un-Bjørnson-esque in terms of costumes and details. Most has been kept in the current Austrian run, but I noticed some differences still. So here's a photoset on that, with Australia to the left, and Austria to the right.

ROW 1: The new addition to the chandelier, hiding the cable. I wasn't floored by this addition at first sight, but some photos taken either from above or underneath makes the construction "pop" more. So overall I like it.

ROW 2: Elissa is back to original scarf (the one used in the UK and US was red), and to wearing a tiara (which they did not do in the UK and US). But it irked me a bit to see they wear the Elissa skirt without a false bodice continuation in Austria. It makes the skirt look huge and clunky. I X my fingers it is just a dress rehearsal thing and that they will add it.

ROW 3: The boat scene... From full fedora and cloak BUT the restaged tour boat, to no fedora BUT original boat with new lantern... interesting, interesting...

ROW 4: Albeith Josh Piterman can be seen with very slick hair in many photos, there are also plenty of stage photos showing him with the "Superman lock" so emblematic for the Restaged Tour. So far I have only seen slick hair on Anton Zetterholm. Well, hooray for that.

ROW 5: While Australia took Carlotta's costume back to the peignoir look with stays and dressing gown that Maria Bjørnson actually designed, they have tried to make it more into a Rococo dress in Austria. A bit misunderstood, in my book. Give her a proper Rococo dress if you don't want the deshabillé look.

ROW 6: The UK and US did weeeeeird shit to this costume, removing most decorations, adding white gloves, a gold mask and a prom queen strass tiara. It got more of a theme spin in Australia: star and moon tiara, gentle decorations, more stars in the skirt, proper boots - and no gloves, thank God. Most of this has been kept in Austria, and the bodice is heavily decorated in front, but I was sad to see the boots gone.

ROW 7: Similar can be said for Carlotta's costume. In the UK it was a generic golden costume with purple details, in the UK it was a generic black costume with purple details. Carlotta was hard to spot in Masquerade, how very unforgiving! The costume was thus beefed up in Australia, re-introducing the black and silver, corseted bodice, kritzy-kritzy, lace, tiara and details. It didn't seem to have a theme, but the tiara featured silver stars. Now... The Aussie costume is much changed, adding huge sleeves, green gloves and a headgarb with peacock feathers that at first glance made me thing Gabriela Tylesova. While I do prefer the Australian look, as it has a bolder Bjørnson flair, at least Carlotta now is visible in Masquerade...

I would also have said somthing about the general look of the manager's costumes, but I could find so few good photos from Australia. So maybe next time...

[writerblue275]

My favorite LoL skin (with photos) for each Heartsteel member (excluding their Heartsteel/Prestige Heartsteel and Base skins)

So I absolutely adore the Heartsteel skin line, and for Aphelios, Kayn, and Yone, their Heartsteel skins are arguably my favorite skins of theirs (especially Yone’s Prestige Heartsteel skin). HOWEVER. I want to talk about some other amazing skins too. Three of the ones I’ll mention come from the same skin line, but listen, it’s a beautiful line. Also note: These are based on the splash art. I know some of the aesthetics change when translated to a player model. Ok let’s GOOOOO!

Aphelios: Spirit Blossom Aphelios

I love the COLORS of this skin. I love Spirit Blossom Aphelios’ hair design (like damn Phel go off with the man bun/small pony I see you), outfit/accessories, the markings on his face, and how his horns are opposite to Alune’s. (Also can we discuss how Alune also looks so pretty here like omg. I’m so glad they made sure she fit into this as well.) But Aphelios just looks softer than some of his other skins and it’s an interesting vibe from him. I dig it!

Ezreal: Faerie Court Ezreal & Prestige Heavenscale Ezreal.

(Listen I genuinely can’t fucking pick between them so he gets two.)

THE OUTFIT (with all its wing motifs). THE WINGS. THE PINK HAIR. HIS expression!! I love the redesign of his gauntlet as well. Another thing that I really enjoy is how they managed to keep his face markings and make them unique. His face markings are a trademark element of Ezreal’s base skin so I’m glad they kept those here. AHHHHH HE JUST LOOKS SO GOOD. This is just such a fun reimagine for his character.

This might be one of his two newest skins but holy fuck it’s already one of my favs. His HAIR. MY GOD IT’S SO GOOD?? His pose and expression exude so much power and confidence. His gauntlet with the draconic claw and his horns is just so fun. Also that OUTFIT? His outfit genuinely looks amazing. The color combo of light blue, maroon, and gold is just EXCELLENT. Again, they also kept face markings of some kind, even if they moved from his cheeks to his forehead.

Kayn: Snow Moon Kayn

Kayn’s skins are always fun because you really get 3-in-1 with Kayn, his shadow assassin form, and Rhaast. I love a good black and red (with gold accents) theme and the Loki-esque horns, as well as the addition of the furs on his basic Kayn form are really cool. And the shaddow assassin’s hair. My goodness I do love a man with long white hair 😂 (this will appear again later). I love the color contrast between the shadow assassin and Rhaast designs as well. Also Rhaast looks badass. Terrifying, but still badass.

K’Sante: Prestige Empyrean K’Sante

This skin is so fucking cool. We get to see his face here unlike the original Empyrean K’Sante skin. I love the color scheme with the purple, gold, white, and pink as well as the designs on the clothes/his weapons. The little pink on his face also adds a really small but eye-catching detail that I very much enjoy. Also Lil Nas X helped design this skin and I think that’s so fucking cool.

Sett: Spirit Blossom Sett

Ok listen yes a bit of the reasoning for all these is that the characters themselves look fine as fuck. But holy shit look at Sett here. LOVE his long white hair (hehe what did I say it’s a pattern) with his ears here. That outfit and the accessories are stunning. And again the color palette for the spirit blossom line is just so pretty. Sett just looks so in charge and powerful here. He really is the boss. (Also shoutout to the [I believe] first instance of canon SettPhel which happened in the lore/voice interactions for this line.)

Yone: Spirit Blossom Yone

Look at him. LOOK AT YONE. There is something about Yone with longer white hair that is just so…right, even if it’s tied back or braided. All the beautiful shades of purple in his outfit too! I love. I also like how, besides the horns and his hands/arms, he seems almost human and he’s not stuck to his mask like in his base skin (though I do love his base skin). He also just gives off really pleasant vibes in this. I cannot explain it lmao.

These are my thoughts! These are just my opinions, and frankly so many of these champions have so many amazing skins. I’d love to hear your favorites if you have opinions!

[riaarivic]

HATE 6: BABOOSHKA (M) I MYG x F!reader

🌙 Pairings YoongixReader

🌙 Genres Mafia!AU, Smut, Angst, Action, Thriller, Enemies to lovers

🌙 Rating 18+ minors DNI

🌙 Summary  You were an INTERPOL Agent assigned to infiltrate the depths of the most powerful Gang in South Korea: The Seven Moons. Your objective: to impersonate the daughter of one of their leaders and destroy the operation from within. That is, if they don't discover you first.

And Traitors won’t have the mercy of a quick death

🌙 Warnings For this chapter: mentions of death, drugs and vioence, foul language, mentions of organized crime. I do not condone any of my characters actions: This is purely a work of fictions. You have been warned.

🌙 Chapter wordcount 4.1k

🌙 Series Index

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HATE 6: BABOOSHKA (M) I MYG x F!reader

"So she arranged a place to go. To see. If he. Would fall for her incognito"

Seven Moons Mansion, Seoul, South Korea

You sighed in relief when you heard Jin say that Suga had left in the morning to oversee a gun shipment that was going to be sent from Russia and probably wouldn't be back for days.

The six remaining brothers ate breakfast together in the dining room. The walls were painted a deep shade of burgundy, with framed black and white photos of the Clan's story hanging. 

You could also see some pictures of them scattered on the walls. It would be really cute if you weren’t also looking at the young faces of Asia’s Most wanted criminals. 

On the table, there are several dishes of traditional Korean cuisine, including kimchi, bulgogi, and bibimbap all made for you by a private chef. The dishes are arranged on black ceramic plates, with elegant chopsticks and small bowls of dipping sauces placed alongside them. In one corner of the room, there is a small bar, stocked with a variety of top-shelf liquors and a few bottles of Soju…

All the details you rather think about to prevent your mind from remembering last night. 

You were absolutely not going to think about how good his fingers felt on your skin. 

Or how good he made you feel with his…

Oh, fuck.

The Lieutenant would be so proud of you that she would personally take charge of shooting you.

That if she found out...

Something that wasn't going to happen, because there was no way that you’ll write on the report that you fucked one of the mission's main targets on your second night in Korea. Your common sense had decided to fly off to Fiji for a permanent vacation the moment Suga kissed you.

Or did you kiss him?

Shit.

You knew that you were acting like a rookie 

But you had to kiss him even if you did it just once. You had to know how his lips would feel on yours, his hands on your body.

You just had to know...

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It was 3AM in the morning when you woke up, bodies tangled on his bed, it just felt so right and so absolutely wrong and out of place. Suga was still sleeping, breathing slowly like he didn’t have a care in the world. You rose from the bed and left the dark bed sheets fall from your body. 

You felt like a teenager in college about to walk the walk of shame for the first time. 

But instead of the hormone-filled hallways of the mid western university you attended and could only stand for a month. You were about to do that same walk of shame on the dark hallways of a 20 Bedroom Mansion in the outskirts of South Korea. 

You swear it would be the last time you'd done something like that.

Right?

Did you mention those rooms were also filled with blood thirsty criminals?

Your mind stopped wandering for a second when you heard heavy footsteps walking towards Suga’s bedroom.

He told you no one went to that side of the house. 

Did He lie? 

Because someone was getting closer to the very much open door.

You had to get out of there.

And you had to get out fast.

You turned around to see Suga awake and wide eyed looking at you half dressed. You didn’t need to say it to each other, you both knew if someone saw you there you were both dead. He motioned for you to stay right where you were standing next to the bed, so he could peek into the hallway.

But you couldn't wait and risk someone seeing you like this, what were you going to say? What were they reading poetry Half naked? Or that you had a spider under your skirt and he tried to kill it by taking all of your clothes and his clothes off?

Well, he kind of did that.

The point is that if you said you weren't doing what you seemed to be doing. No one was going to believe you.

Because you were doing exactly what you seemed to be doing.

So you did the only logical thing you could think of at the time.

If the door wasn't an option...

You were going to jump off the balcony and into the gardens on the first floor.

It wouldn't be the first time you'd done something like that.

So you did.

You fell on heavily your feet and did not quite lose your balance. When you looked up you could see the face of panic and astonishment with which Suga was looking at you from his balcony. He definitely didn't expect you to do something like that.

You brushed the dust off your knees and continued walking towards your bedroom. As you went up to the second floor, you managed to see a tall figure entering the darkness of the corridors of the west wing of the mansion.

The moonlight hit his face for just a second and in that moment you could clearly see who it was...

What is Kim Namjoon doing outside at this time of night?

Although it was dark, you could also see that his shirt was stained with blood and for a second you were tempted to follow him to find out more, but it had been too much adrenaline for one night.

And you really didn't want to get caught.

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“Miss Nari, did you sleep well?”  the voice of a smiling Jimin brought you out of your thoughts from the other side of the table.

“I don't think she did. I mean, she couldn’t have if she was walking around the house at 3AM in the morning” Taehyung replied, staring at you right next to his brother.

He saw you...

Everybody else on that table wasn't really paying attention to Taehyung but he kept going at you like he was on a mission “But what I don't understand is why use the windows as an exit. You do know that Suga-Hyung's door is always open, right miss Nari?” the blue-haired man shrugged his shoulders with a giggle and you looked at him with panic on your face.

Hearing that, Jin choked on the rice he had just put in his mouth and Jhope was about to spit out his toast with egg and jam.

The whole table was now looking at you in surprise.

Shit. Shit. Shit.

Everyone except Namjoon, who let out an incredulous laugh “Taehyung, don't tell me you're trying the merchandise again. To think that Miss Nari would be jumping out of the windows of the house is so ridiculous that it is disrespectful. Apologize to her.” he said the last thing as an order, the deep dragon eyes of the clan’s right hand were undoubtedly one of the most intimidating things you had ever seen.

Taehyung immediately understood his older brother's tone and swallowed thickly “I'm sorry, Miss Nari. It was just a joke”  he looked at you with a bored expression.

This guy definitely hated you and for no reason.

"Don't worry, it's okay" you replied trying to smile at him and continued eating your breakfast as if it were the most interesting thing in the world.

The rest of the meal was spent in complete silence, which made most of them quite uncomfortable.

“Princess Nari, you must be excited today, your formal work within the clan begins” Jhope was the first to dare to speak “You will go with Namjoon and Jin to some boring meetings at the office. But tonight will be so exciting at the club. It has been very long since the last time we were all together having fun”

Ah yes, the Club.

Serendipity was the most exclusive club in all of Seoul. It was no surprise it belonged in the hands of the clan and was managed by none other than Park Jimin.

If you want to spend an exciting night in the city you just had to look for him.

“Every night in my club is entertaining, Hobi-hyung, you know very well about that” the blond glanced at his brother “but it will be much more fun if we can all be there, Jin-hyung hasn't been there for a long time. Maybe it’s time to dust off those terrible dance steps” now everyone was laughing out loud as Jin yelled at the youngest.

You had only known them for a short time, but you were surprised by the family warmth they all had when they were together. Right now inside the privacy of their home they didn't look like criminals. Sometimes when they were like that they really did look like a bunch of brothers.

That almost made you smile.

Before you remembered that each and every one of those men had blood on their hands.

None of them were innocent.

And each and every one them had to pay for their crimes.

“Excuse me, I'm going to get ready to go to the office. See you tonight guys” You made a small bow ready to leave the dining hall, when someone grabbed your arm from behind. 

“Allow me to go with you, Miss Nari, I would like to speak with you for a second” Namjoon was right next to you without giving you time to say anything else, taking you by the arm and out of the dining room.

Namjoon looked around and with large steps led you to a corridor that was completely empty to push you against a wall. You could see an emotion in his eyes that you could not decipher “I don't want to have to tell you this again, but whatever you were doing last night. Will not happen again. Are we clear?” The voice of the young leader was deep almost like a growl coming from his chest and you could only nod.

He had seen you too.

“I don't know what stupid fantasy my idiot brother has made you believe. But Miss Nari” he let out a little exasperated sigh “He's not a person, he's a monster, for your own good stay away from him. Everything Suga touches, he destroys. Believe me he is not good for you”

Are you jealous, Kim Namjoon? you raised an eyebrow at the tought.

“And you are, Namjoon? I mean, are you good for me?” Finding your voice again, you shot the question with an expression as cold as ice. That took the man by surprise “And to be honest with you, Namjoon. I really don't know what you're talking about. Because I definitely wasn't the one who was sneaking away in the halls with a bloody shirt. That was you.” he opened his eyes in surprise and you continued "I get it, you're a gangster. You were probably giving someone a one way ticket to their next life. But you looked kind of nervous last night. So if you ask me, I don't think you were doing Right Hand ganster business. Am I wrong?"

If he had seen you, you also saw him.

And you knew you were walking a thin line before falling off the cliff.

Namjoon set his jaw and tightened his grip on your arm “You are playing with fire Lee Nari and let me tell you something… andyou are about. To. Get. Burnt” He bit every word of that sentence, making himself very clear that he was threatening you.

“So how is it? I must be afraid of Suga but not of you, even though you're hurting my arm and you just threatened me” although you and Namjoon were impossibly close, you took a step closer to be able to whisper in his ear. Yes, you were playing with fire. But what the right hand didn't know is that you really liked the burn  “As see it, we both didn't see anything last night because neither of us were where we were.”

He was listening carefully to your words while drowning you with his gaze. You knew he was waiting for you to continue “I also remember that I told you to call me by my name. Because we're friends right, Namjoon? We are together in this” You say stepping away from him and releasing yourself from the man's grasp in a single movement “I'm going up to get ready for today, I understand that your father wants you to show me the offices. See you in a bit, Namjoon. I am really looking forward to getting to know eachother more” you said with a smile and a wink before turning to walk to your bedroom.

Namjoon chuckled, stupefied.

It was actually funny to him.

No one had ever dared to challenge him like that. Not his own brothers, not even Jin who was two years older than him had the nerve to talk to him like that.

And after that moment you became a fun game that this man was willing to play.

Because for Kim Namjoon there was no one who would not bow down to his power.

It would be fun for him to tame this little brat.

After all, he was used to having everything he wanted.

He would be the heir to the clan.

And you would be his.

He was going to make sure of that personally.

Even if he had to get his hands dirty.

Again.

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BH Group Headquarters, Gangnam, Seoul, South Korea.

The luxurious office is situated on the top floor of the towering skyscraper that belongs solely to the BH Group, The Seven Moon’s legal business front. The elevator doors open up to a spacious and sophisticated reception area, decorated with marble floors, plush velvet sofas, and a cascading waterfall feature.

Namjoon, ushered you into a private elevator reserved for the clan's top executives. As the elevator ascends, you catch glimpses of the sprawling cityscape through the floor-to-ceiling windows.

It was beautiful.

We’re not in Kansas anymore, you thought, feeling impressed by the opulence of the office and the power that comes with it.

But as you look around the lavish office, you can't shake the feeling that you were being watched.

That you were in danger.

But this was what you came here to do.

Looking at your surroundings, everything seemed normal, mundane. You had to be a member of the mafia, or an undercover INTERPOL agent, to realize what was really going on behind the incessant noise of photocopiers and constant clicking in every cubicle.

Only a highly trained eye could tell that some of the employees weren't really working, they were just pretending to.

If you looked closely enough, you could see the fact that some of those employees were wearing far too many items of clothing, as if they were trying to hide a clan mark or tattoo.

But Jhope was right, for the rest of the day you were totally bored.

The unnecessarily formal presentations and spending the entire afternoon listening to bootlicking executives presenting their departments. All while you just had to smile and look pretty.

The perfect, educated heiress.

This day had completely drained your energy.

“Miss Nari, this is Grace Rogers, she also comes from America and will be your assistant from today” Namjoon's deep voice made you come out of your trance, he took your hand to take you to an office at the end of the hall.

Inside it was a petite blonde typing rapidly on her computer while talking on the phone with perfect Korean pronunciation.

Wow, to think that I can hardly pass myself off as a native.

The woman stopped everything she was doing when she realized the presence of the new arrivals. Taking a good look at her, you thought she might be on the cover of a fashion magazine, dressed in a distinctly designer navy blue suit that matched her eyes.

She was tiny, the amount of papers, folders and screens almost did not let you see her on the other side of the desk. But when she smiled she had an aura that covered the entire room. Grace Rogers had an air of confidence, like a woman who's used to swimming with sharks.

But what caught your attention about the woman was the amount of gold she was carrying. Rings, earrings and at least three chains.

You have seen that before.

But couldn’t remember where.

And before you knew it Grace was hugging you too enthusiastically.

“A pleasure to meet you Miss Lee, I'm at your service for whatever you need” That's when you noticed a small detail, behind her effusive greeting and even bigger smile was a slight Slavic accent.

Polish? 

No.

Russia?

Maybe.

Namjoon looked at the blonde as if he was already used to her behavior “Grace will be at your disposal for everything you need. And she will accompany you in some of your family tasks. Also she will make sure that you adapt perfectly to your new life with us” he emphasized in the last two words.

“Of course! I hope we will be great friends from now on. These boys are too all work, no play.” It was almost imperceptible but it was there, that accent. You narrowed your eyes a little but returned the greeting with a short curtsy.

"Likewise, it's a pleasure for me too, Grace. Call me Nari, please" He told her and the blonde winked at her.

"It's a fact, Nari. By the way, I love that Chanel dress, that white lily tone reminds me of one that I bought two summers ago in the south of France” Her entire expression said complicity, there was something else in her words but you weren't sure what.

Unless…

The hell? you thought, your dress was definitely not white.

It was lilac.

Wait a minute, white lilies in the south of France?

Oh...

Oh shit.

Blue-eyed blonde.

Russian.

Her name is not Grace Rogers.

This woman was Anya Drozdov.

Your second informant.

Anya works for Interpol.

And sje just told you the code phrase to identify her.

Oh shit, really.

You gave her a wide smile now, letting her know that you understood.

Namjoon looked confused at the exchange between the two of you but before he could say anything Seokjin joined you.

“Namjoon they are waiting for us in the meeting room, father wants to discuss something important” Jin stopped in front of the three of them in the office corridor “Oh, Hi Grace, do you think you can take over from here?”

“Of course, boss, I'm sure Miss Lee, sorry Nari must not have had lunch. Also, I'm sure you haven't taken her for a tour of Seoul yet” Her accent had completely disappeared, Anya had realized that you also recognized her.

“Is it okay with you, Miss Nari?” Namjoon asked feeling unsure

“Yes, I'm starving.” you gave him a little smile “and I would also like to visit Seoul. It is been a while since the last time I came here”

"Perfect then. Grace, please take her shopping for a dress for tonight. I would have loved to do it myself, but my father doesn't like us making him wait.” Namjoon took out his black credit card from his wallet and gave it to you with a wink  “See you later, Miss Nari.” You heard Jin chuckle behind him and tried not to roll your eyes,  amused that the Right Hand believed that his rich boy bad boy technique was going to work for you.

Two can play that game.

“Oh I’ll make sure to get something especially pretty for tonight” you said the last two words without breaking eye contact with the Right Hand “See you later, Namjoon, Jin-ssi” you could see the gears on Namjoon’s mind turning when you gave him the most innocent smile you could ever fake. 

It actually made your stomach cringe. 

He really is into the innocent kind. 

Gross.

"And try not to cause too much trouble, Rogers." Namjoon added before getting lost as he crossed the corner of the hallway not even looking back at you. Jin was right behind him with an amused grin as he witnessed his brother get all flustered by a mere smile. 

To think they were both going up to interrogate and possibly torture an informant in his father’s office. But yeah, there goes Namjoon giggling like a schoolgirl. 

When Anya and you were alone again she started to walk towards the  employee elevator. You noticed that you were surrounded by an army of bodyguards, all dressed in tailored suits and sporting earpieces all following “The Boss’s orders” and you couldn’t help but wonder which one. “I'm going to take you to a Korean food place that I'm sure you'll like and then we're going to…”

Once you got in the elevator the bodyguard army let you ride alone and you took the chance to greet Anya in Russian “It has been a while, right?” you interrupted the short woman and she shot you a serious look, hardening her expression and stopping her smile for the first time since you had met her.

“Not here, Princess Nari” she looked up at the surveillance camera on the corner of the elevator above you. They didn’t have one in the first one you got on. Maybe the top executives of BH really didn’t want to be seen entering the building. “The driver and your bodyguards are waiting for us in the parking lot” she continued speaking in Korean and gave you a big smile again. 

Not here...

Princess Nari.

Why would she call you that?

This day was definitely getting a lot more interesting.

The elevator doors opened and you stepped out into the parking lot where three men were waiting for them in front of a black Lincoln SUV. In that moment you knew two things: one the car was heavily armored and the bodyguards would leave you alone for long enough to talk.

Meanwhile Anya chattered non-stop on the way to the restaurant and kept talking all through the meal. Mentioning completely trivial facts like her favorite Korean food, her opinion on New York Fashion Week, even why in her opinion MARVEL was ruining their own superhero movies.

You knew what Anya was doing, she was tiring the bodyguards with all the chatter that could go through her head.

She was making them drop their guard and stop listening to their conversation.

 

It was necessary, but it didn't make it any less insufferable.

By the time you got to the Boutique none of the bodyguards could hear another word. Now you could finally talk about what was important. All the information that Anya had collected so that you could fulfill her mission.

That was Anya's specialty.

She went from one personality to another, with the same ease that a chameleon could change colors. That made it the perfect element to adapt to any situation.

She could pose as any role assigned to her by headquarters.

An American woman working as the director of public relations at a Korean multinational? It was a perfect identity for her.

She's an expert at playing the role of a high-powered executive, attending meetings and making deals with ease. But beneath the surface, she's always alert and ready to act at a moment's notice. 

Always carrying a concealed gun. 

You know, if you’re always ready… you don’t have to get ready.

Anya is the type of girl you do not fuck with.

She had been there for a year and had already earned the trust of the two young leaders in charge of the BH group. Even Namjoon considered her a friend.

Anya was famous at the training center for her skills.

But despite her ability to go undercover and her chameleonic personality. Anya was loyal in every sense of the word, she cared for her loved ones like no one else and had a special kink for revenge when someone tried to hurt them.

That was perhaps because Anya had also grown up in crime.

She was the daughter of a Russian mafia boss who had been imprisoned a few years ago in an Interpol maximum security prison and her mother had been kidnapped and sold on the skin market.

That completely destroyed her.

That's why she vowed never to get involved with a clan again.

Some old habits take a little longer to break than others, and her skills were of great use to Interpol's organized crime unit. So here you were: both agents, in an exclusive boutique in Seoul buying an evening dress that would bring down even the strongest of the men of that clan.

“Hello, welcome to our boutique. '' They were greeted by a strikingly beautiful woman in her late twenties with long, dark hair, piercing eyes and a pointy nose that you thought you had seen before.

“Nari, This is Jung Garam, she is the owner of this boutique and my roommate”

The woman gave you a little bow before introducing herself “It's a pleasure to meet you. Miss Lee, we were waiting for the arrival of the princess of our clan”

Princess. 

There was that name again.

That's when you saw it.

A small tattoo of a Moon covered by clouds that adorned  Anya’s wrist.

Pointing out the oath of allegiance she had taken. 

The symbol of the Seven Moons.

Anya had sworn allegiance to the clan.

But why? 

Princess Nari.

You knew you had heard someone call you that before.

Oh fuck

Anya what were you thinking?

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[foxes-that-run]

Lover

The Lover video, the title track from Lover, is also brimming with Haylor references, some from Harry's later videos. Starting in Green the Benjamin photo is a reference to Olivia in Me!

Orange room they are on the ceiling, like the cover of Harry's house

The games are a reference to Scrabble, which Harry loves. Taylor also references playing Scrabble with Harry by text in the End Game Making of. Harry has posted about Scrabble on Insta and again in 2015 and again a game with his mum in 2013, in this video and photos by Georgina Fowler in 2013 and this collection of Harry's scrabble board photos.

The other games are lyric references, After glow is an apology, paired with king of my heart a YB song. On a scrabble board in a song about an affair.:.. my theory is that about half of this album and Harry’s Fine Line is about a Haylor affair. Breakable heaven & devils roll, are from cruel summer.

At dinner they eat Spaghetti, which Harry also eats in late night talking. This is an odd one, but the same joke was in this scene as this fan mail interview. When Harry reads it he seems surprised, then gets it and smiles.

The Red room features New Years Day, with the party and glitter on the floor after. He looks sad because they broke up after rather than staying to clean up bottles. 💔 However, in lover they have matured and commit in their own rules (not the 1950’s shit people want from her) so alls well that ends well to end up with you. ❤️ The beau's jacket references a Live on Tour suit of Harrys from Summer 2018.

The Style Video is referenced in the video projector room. This is also in the Lyric video for the song and both reference the home movies used in Style and 1989 promos.

The Fishbowl room is about Taylor's life being in a fish bowl and the muse being willing to jump into it. This is a Haylor Reference because Harry did, whereas other partners have been very private. Harry referenced this scene in the Adore You video where he had a fish that kept getting unmanageably large as he kept doing everything he can to care for it. The Adore Lyrics include: "Honey (ah) / I'd walk through fire for you / Just let me adore you" meaning he will jump in the bowl.

Taylor's yellow dress is very similar to Harry's yellow bird in Daylight.

Lyrics

In diary of a song Taylor tells how she wrote the lyrics in a night in Nashville flew to New York and finished the song that day. She said the song was about putting a spin on typical marriage themes. While often attributed to Joe, the title of ‘lover’ means not boyfriend/husband. The comments on a spin relate to committing to a non traditional relationship. She posted a bizarre thanks to Scott b in that same shirt when she changed label in nov 2018, though that date she was in Tokyo. It looks like maybe an earlier photo recording lover.

We could leave the Christmas lights up 'til January And this is our place, we make the rules And there's a dazzling haze, a mysterious way about you dear Have I known you 20 seconds or 20 years?

In diary of a song Taylor said the first line is about making your own rules. The initial lyric was leaving the lights up till April. Taylor is telling us this is a non-traditional relationship where they set the rules.

20 seconds/20 years is referenced in Taylors Daylight. 20 (13+7) is in many Haylor songs. Mysterious ways is similar to in So it Goes Taylor refers to her muse as "my magician".

Can I go where you go? Can we always be this close forever and ever? And ah, take me out, and take me home You're my, my, my, my Lover

Can I go where you go is a reference to wanting to be together despite their careers keeping them apart. Harry and Taylor have a lot lyrics about distance keeping them apart (Come back, be here, If I Could Fly, Love of my Life, Canyon Moon)

We could let our friends crash in the living room This is our place, we make the call And I'm highly suspicious that everyone who sees you wants you I've loved you three summers now, honey, but I want 'em all

When Harry and Taylor were first together neither had a fixed address, they spent a lot of time in hotels and referred to each other as home (Sweet Creature) They also both bought their current houses in that time, which explains the young adult lyric.

Taylor and Joe had been together for 3 summers, so maybe YB. However the song title is 'lover' not 'boyfriend' and she sings summers, not years. HS and TS had also been together for 3 summers: 2012, August 2013 & 2014. Other maybe times are fall 2016 and winter 2018 not Summer.

Gold Rush also talks about feeling suspicious that people who see Harry want him. It would have been very hard even for a popstar for a 23 year old to date this guy:

Ladies and gentlemen, will you please stand? With every guitar string scar on my hand I take this magnetic force of a man to be my lover My heart's been borrowed and yours has been blue All's well that ends well to end up with you Swear to be overdramatic and true to my lover And you'll save all your dirtiest jokes for me And at every table, I'll save you a seat, lover

In diary a song Taylor talked about a spin on marriage vows, like paper rings these songs are saying she will not marry either beau, one her lover who she wishes she could follow everywhere and the other her ‘not-shiny available boyfriend’

Taylor also uses Magnetic to describe her muse in Gorgeous, there in the context of not being able to hold back from them. Taylor also describes Harry as Magnetic in suburban legends.

The borrowed heart refers to the other people Taylor has dated during the on/off period. A blue heart is a reference to depression, something Harry has sung about in Falling and HS1. Blue is also the colour of 1989.

They are both overdramatic and true to each other. This line in particular separates YB and HS as the muse, YB is decidedly not overdramatic and seemed to tolerate it in TS.

Can I go where you go? Can we always be this close forever and ever? And ah, take me out, and take me home (forever and ever) You're my, my, my, my Oh, you're my, my, my, my Darling, you're my, my, my, my Lover

In diary of a song Taylor talks about “can I go where you go” as a profound question, which it is if going where your lover goes means giving up one of your massive careers and engaging with Stan’s and tabloids. As explored in Anti-hero and Peace Taylor’s career is big enough to make anything hard, but the wording here of going where her beau goes implies the muse has their own challenges beyond hers. Taylor asking how can we make it work and fit in our lives together, how can we protect this connection.

Take me home, is in Style: "So it goes / He can't keep his wild eyes on the road, mm / Takes me home / The lights are off, he's taking off his coat, mm, yeah" they also sing about home a lot.

Finally, my "Lover" means a partner in a sexual or romantic relationship outside marriage, AKA not her BF.

[peraltuki]

scary dog privileges. — angel/david headcanon!!

uuhhhh @starvin-darlin gave me this idea thank u sm queen I loved it! I hope u guys do too!!

Click show more to read!!!

Angel works at an office job at a company of which they don't remember what is they actually do there, but pretend they know. Angel is also very social and likes to gather around the water cooler and talk shit about people instead of doing the actual job.

  “One time, I heard the boss got his partner in the office late at night and... They had sex!” one of Angel's coworkers said.

  “How scandalous!” Angel answered.

  Angel loved it, it was why they liked the job in the first place. Like the time one guy and his girlfriend of six months broke up in front of everybody, and the next day they were acting like they never actually dated. It warmed Angel because it reminded them of two pack members who were always fighting like that. It was heartwarming. Sometimes it was more serious.

  “And what about the time two people got "stucked" in one of the elevators, huh?” another coworker said. 

  “You don't say.” Angel was on their thirteenth cup of water with no coffee, the gossip fueled their energy.”

  “Well I kind of feel bad for one of the people who were there. Seems like they were having a panic attack.”

  “Because they'd get caught?” Angel asked.

  “No! Because the elevator stopped!”

  “Oh, my!”

  And so on, and so forth. And every single time it happened, they told David about it. Immediately, while it was happening.

  photo 📷

  lol look at them they're fighting

  David would text back:

  ?

  And Angel would say:

  omg they just broke up in front of everyone!!

  who are these people?

  why are you sending me pictures of them?

  they're my coworkers!

  get to work and leave me alone.

  boo, you whore.

  what?!

  And Angel wouldn't text back after that.

  One day as they were chitchatting about Lindsay from the fourth floor dropping everyone's food in the trash because they ate her dessert and they all agreed it was because she was newly divorced, a coworker asked Angel if they were seeing someone.

  Angel said: “I'm engaged!” and everyone was shocked. Everyone wanted to know.

  “His name is Davey-David... And he-”

  “Is he good-looking?” a coworker asked, it was the girl who got dumped in public! She looked like she hated them.

  “Yes, of course! I wouldn't date someone who's ugly...”

  “So how is he?” Somebody else asked, but they weren't good intended questions more as a way of trying to find a fault or something to judge later on when Angel wasn't around. Too bad they couldn't see that.

  “Oh, he's big. He's really big.”

  “Big?”

  “And tall! And he has muscles and is very hot! Well yeah I think he's hot of cour-”

  “Looks like you're making it up.” The girl who got dumped said. How does she dare? Why would they lie about it? 

  “I'm not lying! He's real!”

  “Show us a picture!” Oddly enough, that was a masculine voice.”

  “I don't have any pictures of him, he doesn't like pictu-”

  “Ha!”

  “What?!” The gossip around the water cooler wasn't feeling cool anymore. Damn.

  Angel looked around but the people listening did not believed in their story. Their tendency to lie all the time on the job might've contributed to this all happening. Angel lied a lot for fun, because their job was boring and saying they were an adopted child who was raised by wolves until the age of nine was like super fun to make people believe –specially when Angel pretended that they couldn't go to work because of the full moon– wasn't so fun anymore now. Or when they called in sick for a desease they contracted on their trip to England was so deadly they could kill anybody just by looking at them in the eye (they never went to England), it was all coming together at once.

  the consequences of my actions are finally catching up to me

  good.

  :(

  mean

  snot.

  stop I'm not in the mood 😡

  okay.

  sorry.

  I forgive you davey (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆

  ugh.

  The days had passed and Angel didn't felt like being bubbly and social on the job when everyone who gathered around the water cooler suddenly stopped talking when they walked in. It was so blatantly obvious their coworkers were talking about Angel and their made-up fiancee, who was not made-up. But they'd had enough, if there was something Angel did was being resilient, that's exactly how they got to be engaged with David in the first place! By stalking him. 

  Suddenly a thought occured to them, next to the refrigerator where nobody wants to stand because it smells weird.

  that's it. I've had enough!!!

  what?

  Sometimes Angel said their thoughts out loud and sometimes they texted them to David.

  They came closer to where everybody was and they looked at them. They looked back.

  “He is real.”

  “Sure!” One said.

  “Yeah, right!” Another one said.

  “You don't know anything! He's not made-up like everything else I said!” 

  “It's okay, we all have our beliefs!” That was the dumped girl, again!

  “He is. I'm telling you how we met.” Angel really loved to talk. “We met... Well I met him first, it was like... Love at first sight, for me! Because he wasn't looking at me. But then I followed him...”

  “You followed him?!” A girl with glasses they'd never seen before asked. Damn everybody was here now.

  “Oh my God.” 

  “Yes...! No! I mean I stumbled across him a second time... And then a third... Because he just wasn't looking at me!” Now they were just looking at Angel like they just said an awful joke. “And then he came up to me and said: Who are you and why are you looking at me?!” Angel mimicked David's deep voice. 

  “Oh my God, what?! Is what happened!” Angel was getting angry and frustrated.

  Now they were the crazy person who not only made-up a fake fiancee but also stalked him, this was awful, it was horrendous. After that complete fiasco the weeks passed and, hopefully, people started to forget about what Angel had said, hopefully, because they hoped people did forget. They still looked at them funny. Angel was sitting in their desk, looking at pictures of cute puppies in adoption that looked like David's wolf form because it made them feel better.

  angel.

  Speaking of the Devil...

  get ready. i'm going to pick you up for lunch.

  Yay!!

  okay my sweet maple syrup 😘❤️

  don't call me that.  

  Angel was hopping through the office picking up their stuff to leave. It wasn't always that David and they lunched together but when they did Angel made sure to ask for a lot of food just to piss him off. They grabbed their bag and hopped to the door when they saw one of those coworkers who would look at them funny since they talked about David.

  And Angel couldn't resist themselves.

  “Hi.”

  “Hi...” He answered.

  “Heading out?” Angel asked.

  “Yes...”

  “Hm. Me too. My fiancee is picking me up.” They smiled showing their teeth. Ha! Now they would take a picture of David to show to everybody.

  “Your fake fiancee?”

  “He's not...! Ugh, whatever.”

  They ignored their coworker and kept waiting outside the building. As they were waiting they felt a bunch of eyes looking at their back and did their best to subtly look back, everybody was gathering around the reception pretending to do something else. Angel rolled their eyes. They wanted to leave badly.

  when are you coming??! :/

  i wanna leaaaaaavvvvveeeee

  i'm here.

  Angel looked up from their phone and saw the black car parking in front of the building, and David coming out of it. 

  “Hi!!” Angel yelled at him even though he was that far. David frowned but said hi back.

  They started running towards him, without looking at both sides of the street.

  “Be careful!” David grabbed their wrist and pulled Angel close before a car passed close by them.

  “Okay, Mister, you can wait until I had food before we do something else.” 

  “Get in the car, perv.” He smacked their ass before letting them go.

  Angel sat on the passenger side and waited for David to get inside the car again. “What are those people doing?” He asked.

  “What peop-?” They looked at the inside of the building and half of their coworkers were staring directly at them, specifically at David. “Oh! You know what happened?” Angel said as they throw all their stuff at the backseat.

  “What?”

  “I told my coworkers I was engaged with a big, handsome, muscular man...” David huffed holding in a laugh.

“I'm not a b-”

“And they thought I was lying!”

  “What? Why? Oh, let me rephrase that, why would they not believe you when all you do is lie to them?” 

  “Whatever. Their loss, they're starting to annoy me anyways.” Angel took off their shoes and reclined the seat back a little.

  “So that's why they're looking at me like I was an extinct animal in the flesh.”

  “Yep. Are they still looking?”

  “Yep.”

  “Let's just leave.” 

  “Wait.” Before Angel could accommodate themselves in their seat, David grabbed their shoulder. “Kiss.”

  “Oh.” Angel kissed him sweetly and quick before half-laying down in their seat.

  And they went to lunch. Maybe if Angel was feeling better by tomorrow they will tell them that their fiancee was a werewolf too.

<3<3<3<3<3

[hgduo]

JINX !! tell me why you ship Quackity x Luzu and why you dont ship Quackity x Wilbur I need to know the Lore

Hiiiiiiiii Vin! oh gosh- I'll try to condense this as much as I can OKAY SO...

yeah I don't vibe with tntduo 😭- I already talked about q!tnt so I'll just explain about c!tnt instead:

Why don’t you ship it: The Fandom. Listen I hate saying it but it really is 90% of the reason why- I always try not to let annoying fandom stuff sour my opinions but like... MAN- Because like I actually did really use to enjoy /r tntduo fuck man I was shipping it back in October 17th 2020 after the moment in the button room and especially after the famous Niki's birthday stream like- idk I just liked the dynamic and the chemistry it was fun! I was even still shipping it when I first started getting really into the c!fiances and was hyped when Wilbur and Quackity met up again... but then. IDK- something about the fandom take on their dynamic just didn't click with me it didn't feel like the same characters I enjoyed ESPECIALLY IN REGARDS TO THE WAY C!QUACKITY WOULD GET TREATED- like GIRL- Quackity would not cave and be visibly annoyed or flustered by the first jab Wilbur makes hello-??? or the fanart that would portray Wil as like completely disregarding Q's personal space as this 'teehee funny flirty' thing like I HATED that shit- I also just hated how when I tried to look up c!fiances content I had to filter like 5 million tags to actually find what I was looking for because there'd be so many c!tnt fics that had the fiances tagged in them and 50% of the time it was just so Quackity could break-up with them for Wilbur 😭 I also just like got sick of seeing it everywhere when I wanted to find c!Q content it felt like it was inescapable and that people only cared for my favorite character solely to mischaracterize him in a ship I was quickly growing tired of... yeha I think that sums it up-

What would have made you like it? Um.. All of the above not happening LMAO-

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it? Like I said earlier I DID really like it and I have tnt shipping mutuals who do the dynamic justice even if I got super burnt out on it (shoutout to Thes)

... So anyway uh- SO LUCKITY-

(this will be a lot shorter despite how much I have to say about Luckity I'm just really tired rn SORRY 😭)

This will be about k!Luckity specifically cuz I rly don;t have much of anything to say about q!Luckity outside of finding Arinckity cute

What made you ship it? Started for the fluff and stayed for the toxic ship 😈- GOD Quackity and Luzu fucking outdid themselves with Luckity in Karmaland V like dude it's just so good- like looking back on it the writing was already on the walls that they were so doomed from the very start- like they somehow manage to be both "it's tragic because it didn't have to end this way" and "it's tragic because it was always gonna end this way." if that makes sense. But god at the start it was just so easy to overlook the blaring the red flags because they'd give us just enough hope that it'd end well only for the rug to get pulled during the elections and the whole dynamic get's flopped on it's head but now instead of cute fluff or funny flirting it's this Angry passion and resentment- from start to end they were devoted to each other whether in hatred or in love. The build-up and payoff were both just amazing even if I felt miffed about the ending of the arc at first I've since come to love it because really it's just the cherry on top of their tragedy leaving the possibility they could just end up doing it all over again yeah <3 They were The Moment yeah!

What are your favorite things about the ship? A lot of things but like- I love that they're sun and moon coded <33333 I remember associating them with sun/moon imagery before they took those iconic photos with the sun and moon and like I was so hyped when that happened <3 my toxic sun/moon boys yeah <3

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? Not really no- but HEY check out this web weave I made about Luckity that I'm still super proud of and debate remaking one day: X :3

[moonstrider9904]

Dearest Moon,

Congratulations on this milestone. You deserve it for all of the love and passion you have put into this blog for years. Your impact on this fandom is undeniable, and i cannot imagine it without you as a part of it. Thank you for your beautiful creations and your friendship all these years. I would love to receive a love letter from Jesse? You know he is my favourite.

I would imagine his and my relationship to be committed and loving, as well as long term. We would have probably met while he was stationed somewhere him and his troops are often. We would likely go on picnic dates, bake and cook at home, do fun things like pottery and art together. I also like to imagine our relationship would be healthy, full of respect and admiration for one another (with the occasional argument, of course).

You know my personality quite well i assume, but i think i am opinionated and strong willed, but very sensitive and vulnerable all the same. I love joking around but i don't like jokes that can be hurtful and very personal. I tend to pour all of my love and attention into one person at a time, and am very devoted to them. I think i would be the same with a partner. I like things like flowers, so so much, i enjoy tea and doing laundry and baking.

As for physical appearance, i am a blondie with blue eyes, average in European height, and rather frail at the moment. Some encouraging words about my appearance from Jesse would be nice, as there isn't a thing i currently like about the way i look, if i am honest.

The letter can be suggestive if you like, as i like to think Jesse is a very sexual and physical person. It can even be NSFW.

My pronouns are she/they, but i am 100% okay with female descriptors and terms of endearment.

Thank you for doing this, it is such a wonderful idea. I hope you are well, and i am sending you all my love🌹

My dear @nunanuggets, thank you for stopping by. Thank you so much for your beautiful words! I hope to do you justice because I know how much you love Jesse, and I know how much he would love you. In the spirit of the follower celebration, thank you for always being so kind and supportive ❤️✨

Moon's 1300 follower celebration - a love letter from your man

Hey, sweetheart!

You wouldn't believe what Fives did today. He actually came up to me flexing a photo of who he thought was the hottest gal in the galaxy, and I almost punched him cuz I thought he'd somehow stolen my holo of you. Turned out he hadn't, he was just wrong.

Yes, that was my smooth way of reminding you that you're the most beautiful creature I've ever laid eyes upon 😉 I know how much you love it when I tell you that, baby. You're gorgeous inside and out. Your amazing blue eyes, your hair, your skin, your voice. Your kindness, how supportive you are, the way you hold me, the way you fit perfectly in my arms when I hold you. So, do me a favor. Whenever you find yourself doubting, read this again. You're fucking beautiful and I'm the luckiest man in the universe to be with you. And if anyone dares tell you otherwise, I will personally, with my own hands, pay Fives and Echo to beat them up.

And, just in case you need a little extra encouragement, I'll be happy to show you how beautiful I think you are next time I'm on planet 😉😉

Alright, alright, back to my manners. I miss you too, my darling. Shit, after the time we've all had up here, nothing sounds better to me than a calm day with you. I want that, ya know? I want the routine, the domesticity. Please, for the love of all that's good, take me out for groceries next time I'm in town. Welcome me into your kitchen so we can cook a meal at our home. Let me brew tea for the first time for you to try it, hate it, but tell me you love it so I won't feel bad. I need that with you, love.

And after that, of course, we can do that other thing I was suggesting earlier. Heheh.

I adore you, baby, never forget that. And I'm counting down the days before I can meet up with you again.

Your man,

Jesse

[moregraceful]

trick or treat 👻

a little ghost!!!

here is an outline of a cale/devon fic inspired by the time i clicked on the #contentking hashtag on twitter, expecting more devon Toews pictures and instead seeing a sea of gay porn!! I never really decided whether or not to commit to the fic so it just kinda languished on my gdrive lol, but I am very fond of thinking about only fans porn star devon and his nhl boyfriend who loves him and supports his sex work career

Cale is still a hockey player, still in Colorado, still signing a super big contract, still very stoic and doesn’t smile too much, except around Devon. Still went to UMass. Partnered with Gravy, Sammy, or Josh Manson. closeted to fans, not to teammates and management

Devon is an OF star, mostly gay (jock4jock), has a youtube channel where he does SFW sex toy reviews with drag queens and gives sex advice. Played college hockey at Quinnipiac still, but had blown out a knee in juniors so it didn’t go further than college hockey — was never drafted

Devon met Cale in a gay bar in Boston, post-Cale getting drafted, pre-Cale to NHL, started a relationship, then moved to Colorado when Cale signed his big contract. Active in the gay scene in Colorado, but travels a bit for work, usually to New York or Los Angeles

Big secret who Cale is — the fans know Cale exists bc Devon always looks esp happy when he talks abt “his boyfriend” and occasionally lets slip hints that he is dating a jock, or someone famous, or w/e but Cale is never in the videos and if Devon ever posts photos of him on Insta, it’s very, boyfriend soft launch shit, no faces, just hands or outlines

Cale has no intention of ever coming out, maybe after he’s retired but not really even then. He wants to spend his life with Devon though!! And Devon, comfortable and confident in who he is, is willing to wait for Cale as long as it takes. They’ll prob move to Toronto or Los Angeles or New York after Cale retires so Devon can have more resources at his disposal for his content, but for now it works out pretty well bc Cale is rich lol. It allows Devon a bit of freedom that he wouldn’t have otherwise, even if he is in Denver.

And they are stupid in love, like Cale loves him so so so much, he doesn’t give a shit at all that Devon is a gay porn star and his dick is all over the internet and that Devon has sex with other dudes (and enjoys it!) He knows Devon loves him first and foremost and that Devon will always come home to him. Also, it’s like, super hot. And Devon is over the moon in love with Cale, like just lights up when he mentions his boyfriend, loves him so much, wishes he could show Cale off but respects his privacy, but is genuinely so in love with him, and grateful Cale understands and supports his work and doesn’t get jealous or want him to stop. Sometimes Cale even meets other jocks and is like, hey talk to my bf :)

It all comes out when Devon is like, absolutely exhausted after sex one day, livestreaming in the bedroom they reserve for his OF stuff but HE FORGOT TO TELL CALE HE WAS STREAMING OH NO and Cale walks in like, you wrecked yourself that badly when I could have done you just as good? And Devon’s shit fuck oh no and Cale’s like OH FUCK and the stream ends abruptly and is deleted immediately

Unfortunately jock4jock, there are just enough people watching who recognize Cale and while only one person got a screenshot, it’s obvious enough who Cale is, even tho he’s flirty and smiling and it’s like this immediate social media shitstorm

Cale has to have the worst press conference in the entire world, but he deals with it very stoicly. No he’s never been in Devon’s videos. Yes he supports Devon’s job. No it does not distract from his gameplay — they’ve been dating for four years at this point, if that tells you anything abt how much of a distraction it was. Joe Sakic is there and he’s like we support Cale 100%. Yes I have met Devon, he’s a charming young man and no he’s never been a distraction for Cale. We have spoken to Cale and he will not be appearing in Devon’s videos and yes, we believe him when he says that he’s never been in them. Don’t fuck with me or my team or I’ll take away your press credentials

Cale goes home and him and Devon have the longest tenderest hug in the world. Devon is like, can I reveal you on insta and Cale’s like, you know what? Let’s fucking go. Devon does a boyfriend reveal of Cale looking soft across the kitchen table over a cup of tea on Instagram. It breaks the gay internet. Cale says, hey, um. You ever think about a commitment ceremony?

[lewmagoo]

Leah if you've requested Bob and or Rhett thoughts/thots, I'd be more than happy to oblige. I'd been meaning to send in those book recs for a while but we've got kids at work who are going off to kindergarten soon so things have been a little crazier than usual (lol).

I'm still very much a believer in the Rhett x wifey!reader adopting Amy when she was born because Perry's a royal douche canoe and an unfit parent to boot. I know Royal probably wasn't the best dad to Rhett either but I firmly believe that when Amy was born and you and Rhett took her home, he saw what an asshole Perry was and helped Rhett get the paperwork (signing them was a shithouse mess because Perry tried to start shit and it ended up with Royal pinning him to the kitchen table and a pretty nasty shouting match that was Rhett and Royal vs Perry......needless to say Perry lost, lol).

After Royal kicked Perry outta the house, you and Rhett could finally focus on your lives together. The next few years were actually pretty eventful with you and Rhett welcoming your first child together (Hannah Cecelia) and Amy beginning preschool at one of the more outdoorsy schools near where you lived. You, Rhett and his parents grew closer through the grandbabies and you could see that Royal was trying really, really hard to have a relationship with his son and vice versa.

But oh God help you when Hannah was two and you and Rhett found out you were having twin boys. When Rhett showed his parents the ultrasound photos of the boys, Cecelia swore up and down that they were gonna be like their father. Rhett was utterly exasperated when he looked at the photos some time later and realized that the two little buttheads were mooning him.

The two of you were planning your dream home up in Bozeman to be closer to some family friends and to be as far away from Perry as possible but the frigid, Yellowstone winters kinda put a dent in it. You were all snowed in after Thanksgiving and in early December, the two little buttheads decided they were gonna make their grand entrance (I also seriously hc that Cecelia came from a really long line of women who were midwives and helped deliver the kids at home and that her own mother delivered Rhett when he was born). Building the house had been delayed and the snowstorm had snowed everybody in so Cecelia jumped in to help.

Tatum and Tanner were both born on a frigid winter morning, two weeks before Christmas. It was an easy birth in the end with Hannah having been born at the house as well. You can hardly take your eyes off of Rhett as he holds one of the boys, but it's not long before he's talking with Royal about how the boys are the spitting image of him. It's only when you and Cecelia both see Royal holding Tanner that the relationship between Rhett and his father has finally been healed.

I know it's not my best Leah and I know Royal isn't everybody's favorite but this has been simmering in the big pot that is my brain for the better part of a month. I did think of something kinda funny for the boys when they're older and do have some Bob ones, but I won't send'em just yet because I know you probably have alot on your plate right now. I hope you have an absolute blast when the new school year starts and that everything goes smoothly 🥰🥰🥰🥰.

Mary

perry slander! it’s what we’re here for! you and rhett adopting any is my favorite au and one i want to expand on in the future. and the twins being born at home during a snowstorm? why is that so fitting? i love the idea. and i really like the thought of rhett being so involved in their birth. he’s not just there for moral support, my man is in the trenches with you. growing up around animals, not to mention hannah being born at home, he’s seen his fair share of births and he’s actually very equipped to help deliver your babies. i’m sure he catches one or both of them when they make it out into the world.

and then seeing his relationship with his father mended? that’s such a nice thought. him coming to that place of healing is a really big step. it’s funny how this all started with a baby (amy) and three babies later, things are so much different within your family. everyone is at peace with each other.

[lowkeyclueless5137]

Doodles dump! Digital edition >:3c

Bcs on the sketchbook I did references for my current comic and thus I won't spoil u yet :3

This time is a lot of Jade for sum reason :v

We starting with the new au i didn't explain: the fight club au

The premise is basically MK meets Streetfighter, meets twst, meets real world. With Epel trying to get around New York and attending the prestigious NRC school for mages. He uncovers a secret fight club and gets recruited by a misterious fighter in order to uncover a secret drug ring.

The magical girl au :D

This was more of silly doodle time, but there are a few hints of the au's plot :P

Lowkey I didn't know how Ace was gonna look like at first, but now I know EXACTLY why he turned out like this. Parkour I guess :'3

This is from the lettler exchange p5 x twst au :v

Noting how I confirmed that the velvet room attendees are siblings, I HAD to make a few shenaningans in between them :3

Lavenza and Floyd are the ones who get a new fusion method, thus Igor(the deemed parent), Had to instruct Floyd first so he could tell Lavenza as well. I really like how the uniforms turned out tbh.

And yes, this implies that all the attendees are mers. Lavenza, Theo and Elizabeth are eels, while Margret and Azul are octopuses. Might draw those one day :v

For context, it's this spuerhero au. :'3

Ace is the funny lil guy that has and absolute TRAINWRECK of a backstory. And Riddle as well, but I wanted to practice a bit on backs and side profiles, but I also wanted to add sum context ;3

TWO :D

I tried to get around model references, because GODDAMN some of those peeps look like sum bones are in the wrong place :v

also colored vgs, bcs I saw some using those and I do enjoy sum complementary color sumtimes :'3

And what better au than jjba au? The first one is ur hint at the main plot idea of this au, while the latter is a ref for Azul and his stand: Dark Side Of The Moon. I tried to also see how realistically his stand would resist against things, seeing how it is made out of bulletproof glass, also a lot of Drag inspo for his stand tbh. :'3

You know it, I know it, WE AIN'T ESCAPING THE MLB MILD AU<3

It's a sort of tease of what happens during the mlb specials, which all happen post the main 4 seasons ya'll read and saw me losing my shit abt. :'3

YES, THERE WAS A REASON I TEASED MALLEUS'S FAM DRAMA!

Think that NY and Shangai Specials happen at the same time, but each of the our main 2 heroes go through sum self discovery post all that chaos with Madame Moth. Riddle with accepting the flaws of himself and coming in terms with his new family dynamic, while Malleus comes in terms with the tesnsion and the chaos around himself and the fact that he cannot ignore changes he doesn't like anymore.

And the other miraculous au, this time the maleidiazu hard au version.

Since Jade got the butterfly miraculous, I thought that the twins would be ABSOLUTE MENACES to Azul.

For Jade's design, I saw those very pretty butterfly decorations photos and I fixated on Gabe's butterfly tending hat. I also wanted to allude to his eel form, so I imagined a long, sleek, trein, reminescent of a cocoon, that can flare up and reveal it's true shape of a half wing, the top vest part acting as the 2nd part of the wing. He looks pretty aloof, the kind of person you'd assume would be nice, but the veil is like your warning sign, with the butterflies always sitting on the outside, all alert. I really liked how he turned out and probably is one of my favorite designs in this au tbh.

And again, Jade for the last one: the Jjk mild au. damn, I can't find the post

I knew right off the batch that I wanted this mf to get some inspo from Nobara's uniform, just because I think Floyd-pre curse era would have a more yuji insp uniform and since in cannon jjk these 2 were like besties and up to shenaningans at first, I thought it would be a fun and subtle reference. :3

The reason that yellow overall is shown, is bcs underneath the jacket, Jade has a top of a similar shape, mostly to accomodate his brother.

It's fun to think that Jade's so reserved and acts humble, but in here there's literally the truth. He's thrown in this world with 0 knowledge, trying to gather up the disaster that was left behind his brother and just fix things that he isn't responsible for in the first place, all for his own selfish reasons. It's fun :D

and that would be all for now :3