#network errors

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How HTTP Status Codes & DNS Errors Impact Google Search

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[froginmygarden]

It started with an ad: Little time left

Okay, he could do this, no biggie. I mean, the fifth time's got to be the charm, right?

"I'm really sorry Mr. Jordan, but your request has been denied. If you have any further questions please contact us via email. Good luck and have a great rest of your day.*click*"

"sssssss..."

That was a hard blow. He wasn't unreliable, he paid his rent on time, so what was the issue, why wouldn't anyone take him, exactly?

"AND I COME HOME TIRED AND HUNGRY AND YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING ALL DAY! WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO NOW HUH??!"

An old woman was sobbing as a middle aged man physically kicked her out the door, continuing to curse at her. Hal was standing at his own apartment door on the other side of the hallway, takeout in one and keys in his other hand. He had an unholy post mind control headache and the noise wasn't helping him any.

"Is there some kind of problem here?" In a blink Hal was at their end of the hallway, standing partially between the pair. They were a Mr. and Mrs. Jenkins, not a couple but rather a mother and son. The poor widow moved in a month after her husband's death. The guy used to be pretty quiet, not interacting with other residents, but became much more dislikeable in the poor woman's presence. Hal hadn't bothered learning his name, it didn't really matter.

"It's a family matter, you better stay out of it, beanstalk!" The bastard hissed, grabbing for the now gasping woman, "AAAHH," except he didn't reach quick enough and got yanked away, hard.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!"

"First off, lower your voice, second, hasn't anyone ever taught you not to hit a lady?" Hal squeezed harder, pulling the man further away from his mother. Let's just say the guy wasn't pleased and the situation escalated.

In the end the cops were called and they both got escorted out of the building. Mr. Jenkins was the only one getting arrested, but Hal got a written note for his physical altercation with a neighbour. Which didn't really seem to matter at the time...

"hmmmmmmmm..." Alright, maybe he wasn't the most pleasant of tenants...

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Maybe it was just him, but the lights seemed awfully glaring right now.

Green Latern and Flash were sitting on a rooftop at dawn - whoever said evil never slept sure naild that dawn - having early breakfast, some really amazing chinese.

"Sooooo... How have the things been going?", his friend asked,"WiththeplaceImean!"

Hal could only sigh heavilly through his nose, hanging his head.

"That bad huh?"

"Aha...", he really didn't want to talk about it right now, knowing Barry - he'll still end up doing it anyway.

"You know," Barry started, "you can always crash at mine if you need?" He was so nice about it too, might even be a little fun. They haven't been in contact for a pretty while, if there was an emergancy in his sector his absence could stretch up to multiple months.

"You can just say that you missed me, ya know that?"

They laughed and went on chatting. The day was still young and they had much to catch up on. Hal did end up telling Bary about his wories later in the morning.

"I've been thinking about this for a while... I love Coast I really do... but maybe, if this doesn't end up working out, I should move into OA..."

"oh... Have you talked to Carol about... "moving"?"

"ssssssss mmhh... speaking of Carol..."

...

"What???!!"

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Still nothing, Hal thought, walking through the mid day crowd, everyone rushing somewhere, honking cars stuck in traffic. His worry returning after he'd parted ways with his friend.

Maybe this was some shitty karma, what else could explain this? A sort of divine retribution for something he's done no doupt. Who's snickering from above? Which god should he shake a fist at?

Hal Jordan had been so deep in thought, getting back home on autopilot, that he didn't notice an unidentifiable object heading straight for him, not until it had smacked right into his face with a thwack. A noise nearly loud enough to cover up his muffled squawk.

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"mmmmmmm..."

"Yeah, baby?"

"uuuuuuu ahha!"

"Yeah you're right as always!"

Another day, another shift at Surfer Smile's. This time featuring Dani, who this morning had decided to scream her lungs out any time Danny had stood at most 10 feet away.

Thankfully it was a slow day, not many people to complain about the "disturbing" presence of a small child.

Ms. Soyer - Oh come ooon, Danny, don't be shy! Just call me Britney! <3 - was quite free today as well, it seemed. Since she was right there cooing at the babbling toddler, who looked to be performing the sphinx stretch in what was no doubt an unsuccessfull atempt at ending her tummy-time early.

"BA!", Dani yelled into her personal rug as she slams her face into it's fluffy surface, "Da- diiiii!!", and Danny was already picking her up and bouncing on his feet. Kissing her little head.

"Awww, she's adorable~", Dani scrunched up her little face, so much so that she seemd to have bit a lemon, and Danny smiled at his colleagues cooing, "Yes, she really is."

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"You should lay off the jewelry, children have delicate skin, you could cut the little thing."

She was here again. In all her glory, scowling at him.

"Those rings are also small enough for her mouth and a teribble choking hazard."

She had come, this time without an appointment, and just sat there by the fireplace. And of course she had to say something, never satisfied with just fiddling with her sudoku.

"Ma'am I assure you, I don't leave these things anywhere near her."

Dani may be a toddler now, but she'd at one point had a life of an adolescent. She still had her personality and definitely kept some memories as well, at least enough to recognise some people and locations, and, unlike other small children, didn't have the unprompted need to stuff every object within arms reach into her awaiting maw, in the name of exploring the world.

No. If Dani ever put something between her sharp little mawlers, it was deliberate, calulated for her amusement, either at his or his colleagues expense.

"To be carefull isn't usually enough, noone has more determenation then a child wanting something out of their reach."

Danny agreed, saying he'll consider it later, and old Jenkins left shortly after that, not forgetting to say her ferwells to all.

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It was late, he'd decided to take a detour from the bus stop, the air would be good for Dani. His little girl hadn't been able to properly sleep at the practice because of the lights, but started to nod off on their ride home.

She was asleep now, in bed with her turtle, sound asleep, fed, changed, dessed in her pajamas, wrapped in a blanked, and happy.

He'll have breakfas for dinner, eggs plus ham and peas - a classic, he thought after checking his fridge, a grocery run wouldn't hurt.

"You have one voice message", reminded his phone. He'd noticed it ringing earlier, but the number was unknown and the practice disucuradged personal phone usage during work hours. He'd decided to listen back to it later, if a message was left at all.

Guess that time was now.

[shadelorde]

Perihelion having an Even Worse Time

(This drawing is based on how the infection manifested physically for TargetControlSystem and how it might feel to be entangled and infected by it - much more abstract but it’s meant to convey the feeling of something so massive being trapped so thoroughly)

[papiliovolens]

I feel bad for error since evryone is being mean to him :(

*gently sets down a new bigger tv that had all the undernovela episodes dubbed*

Error was fixing one of his dolls when he was interrupted by a thud as if something heavy had dropped. He glanced over, fearing a certain someone had decided to come to bother him again, and paused.

It was a TV. A giant TV.

Error slowly turned his skull to look at his and then at this television. His looked dwarfish in comparison.

"Holy shit," Error muttered, grinning widely. He didn't care how it got here, but he was not going to be returning it, thank you very much.

[thequibblingking13]

Caught another clip of Dollface Cooking this beta and she is just as bizarre as always <3 I can't wait to sink 300+ hours into her

[mech-bull]

OK, I keep telling myself that I’m not going to comment on any of this anymore, but here we are.

I am (slowly) working my way through the Anne Rice books, and I’m about halfway through TVL now. I’m quite enjoying it, and to be honest, I find it more interesting and fun than Interview. There are a number of scenes and characters I’m looking forward to seeing. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, despite several critiques about some of his acting choices (ahem, he’s absolutely right to hate some of those deliveries in 2x08 and don’t get me started again on 2x07), I love SR’s Lestat. I’m also well aware that S3 is going to be, like, 99% focused on him. I’m sure I’ll enjoy it immensely and maybe even change my tune whenever it comes out, but frankly I’m not too impatient about it.

What AM I impatient for? Seeing how they rewrite and restructure to keep Louis around more. Seeing if they bring Claudia back in some way. Even some Talamasca shenanigans (every finger crossed for more Real Rashid) and other larger world-building lore.

What am I GAGGING for? What do I think about nearly all the time, knowing that we might only get crumbs (if even THAT much)? VampDaniel being the most annoying nepofledgling in history. Gremlin Armand. Any hint of Devil’s Minion I can possibly get. It feels almost too greedy to say more flashbacks with LBF.

This is mostly because the acting and writing made me care far more about those characters and storylines than Lestat’s. But also partly because the awards bullshit has made me emphatically MEH about all things Lestat. They have to know they have near-zero chances of even being nominated*, so the FYC are solely about publicity within the industry and, I guess, for potential new viewers. They’re already throwing away money on these pushes, so they could very easily have lost some more by splitting the 0% probability between SR and AZ. Instead, all they did was double down repeatedly, causing discord among the previously (from what I saw) relatively loyal and supportive fandom and reflecting poorly on themselves with regards to racism. I hope it was worth it for them to do all that at the expense of driving away some fans and reducing enthusiasm among others, specifically in relation to the actor and character they want to be the face of the show next season. Please miss me with any attempts to explain The Industry to me. I’ve known how The Industry and awards shows specifically work longer than some of you have been alive, so prioritizing a white man at the expense of POC co-stars AND trying to pretend that’s not what is happening is absolutely nothing new.

*I DO think they may have some better chances with non-acting awards, including animation and the 2x05 episode. (I’m actually kind of sad that they didn’t put LBF up for guest actor too, especially considering his odd connections that could give him a better chance than most.) I will be thrilled with any nominations that happen, of course. I’m just not holding my breath.   

[garbanzopaste]

Cartoon Network Magazine (UK) Issue 123 scans

[rantingravingliving]

Jimin weverse notifications feel like Christmas!

And a Mimi spam is like the most unbelievable thing in this day and age ... but here we are

Oh Jimin the way you are like oxygen to many of us 💜

[sweetbearfan]

E' da circa due giorni che seguo con "interesse" la teoria del complotto denominata Blue Beam buttata con totale noncuranza sui social come se fosse una verità sodata soprattutto dai boomer: ritengo con cognizione di causa che offrire alle vecchie generazioni la possibilità di iscriversi ai social è stato un enorme errore, perché non sanno assolutamente distinguere la realtà da una stronzata.

[bookholichany]

I was just looking for King Lear performances on YouTube and realized that one audio performance ( I think it's from the arkangel studio) that David Tennant played Edgar is actually available on Shakespeare network channel.

So are his performances in the comedy of errors and in Macbeth for BBC radio.

[akiramona]

"Alright--- who keeps spawning these?!"

"YOU!!!"

I bet someone has noted this before. but none the less, suspicious this Pandoric corruption in the Wild Weave appeared only after Evergray showed up... bro is a walking radiation hazard

[kkoct-ik]

(opens my own blog. the internet fails me and im met with an error screen) aw pants they blocked me

[thatnewguy200]

[*NORMALLY, THE X-EVENT WOULD HAVE FREE REIGN TO ABUSE THE POWER TO OVERWRITE AS HE SO WISHED... AND AS MUCH AS I WOULD LIKE TO PUNISH HIM FOR HIS RECKLESSNESS, IT SEEMS THAT HE HAS ENCOUNTERED A NEW OPPONENT. AN UNSEEN VARIABLE I DID NOT FACTOR IN...]

[*FROM WHAT ALPHYS HAD GATHERED, NOT ONLY IS THIS "BASS" CAPABLE OF ADAPTING AT A RAPID RATE, THUS GIVING HIM LIMITLESS POTENTIAL FOR GROWTH, HE ALSO WIELDS THE POWER TO COPY ANY ATTACKS AND ABILITIES HE ENCOUNTERS... WHICH INCLUDES THE POWER TO OVERWRITE, SHOULD HE BEST THE X-EVENT.]

[*HE IS AN ANOMALY NOT EVEN I HAVE FORESEEN, AND I MUST ADMIT... REGARDLESS OF WHO REIGNS VICTORIOUS, THIS BATTLE WILL BE]

[*VERY...]

[*VERY...]

[*INTERESTING.]

I've been thinking long and hard about this one, and given that "OVERWRITE" is like a program of sorts (overwriting files), I thought to myself "Bass.EXE can defeat and absorb programs to make them a part of himself, so what happens if he manages to defeat someone who can OVERWRITE files at will?" This pic is the end result.

I hope I did good enough on this!

(Error Sans, Ink Sans, XChara and XGaster sprites by Mugen5, Bass.EXE sprites by Capcom)

(XChara, XGaster, and the OVERWRITE button are from Underverse, which belongs to Jakei. Ink Sans is from Inktale, which belongs to Comyet. Error Sans is from Error!Tale, which belongs to Loverofpiggies. Bass.EXE is from Mega Man Battle Network, which belongs to Capcom)

[sophiathefallen]

"The sun will be rising soon" Biyi

My brother in Christ, THE SUN IS CLEARLY OUT

[limerental]

every so often the demons in me are like 'oh yes you could write an Original Fiction book' and then five seconds later I'm smacked with the present reality of what all of that entails. nevermind! at what cost!

[scaredofaliens]

fighting for my life to get on helldivers rn