#nonship

[cardinalcheerio]

Dick: distance just makes the heart grow fonder!

Jason: Yeah, thats true. The further I am from you, the happier Iam.

[big-trouble-in-little-eldia]

Ymir after relentlessly bullying Bertholdt: who did this to my poor little bitch

[cxtoonzzz]

Another silly tiktok :3

If you don't like the implied ships, DNI please!! I don't even ship Jeankasa huhu I js thought this was funny

[boyswhowawa]

Maybe Night and Enot but in a sibling kinda way, not a ship way. They just siblings hangin out!!!!!!

Sibling Seaside Trip!!

Goin to the beach or to malls or what havve you is always so fun when you've got friends or family by your side, some real chaos can happen

[godawfulhomestuckships]

Fair warning for the next month of this blog!

We are going to be out doing a study abroad and will not be able to answer asks for names!

Since this is a queue based blog, images will still be posted. However if we are given a chance to relax and actually spend dedicated time to figure out names (takes us about 30 mins to come up with 4-5 usually since it can be hard thinking of good ones that are funny!) then we'll still reply.

Usually we update the queue the day before (hence why sometimes in the wee hours there would be characters with nothing since we just forgot) but we are getting a months worth of names prepared!

We will also try to reply to all of yall soon as possible but you guys just keep on requesting pairs /POS!!!! :D It makes us all so happy <3

We leave on the 26th and will return on the 14th so see you all next year for the most part!! :)

[crossovershipstournament]

ALSO! Something Nonship and I have discussed is that while we intend to remain fair and impartial during our OWN tournaments, we are perfectly happy to send propaganda for our own submissions to each other's tournaments~!

Once again though, we will both take any losses for our favored ships/nonships with grace and dignity, and intend to stay true to the sanctity of the polls. If they lose, they lose! 🫡

But also don't be surprised if we cross-reblog polls from each other's tournaments. Or at least, don't be surprised if I do. Can't speak for him on the matter, but I know I might have a little fun with it 😉

[gnatryan]

prismo trying to get scarab to hang out with his friends

[kingskyless]

shhhh let me cook (frame for furina pmv)

rough animatic: (x)

[spidershizu]

⠀ ⠀ ❝ lil mist n miss valentine?! ❞

[nikryptid]

hey man what if i got overly invested in your physical wellbeing haha jk....... unless............

[big-trouble-in-little-eldia]

A collection of my favourite Bertholdt official art

For an anon!

[uas-art]

See the whole peice below the cut.

CW: Blood and game accurate chest hole gore(?)

So I headcanon that after his love took his heart to sea, Ratoo was attacked by the Fox, either because he was easy prey or as final act of "mercy" on his lover's part. Ratau swooped in and saved his brother's body, but it was too late. Ratoo was dead.

Since Ratoo wasn't ever in the cult, Ratau couldn't bring him back. Just as he was about to give into despair, The Red Crown itself offered to help: in exchange for half of his virility (his red hearts, in game terms) and taking on half of his brother's non-gaping-chest-wound injuries, he could resurrect Ratoo.

Bonus comic:

"What do you mean?"

"Nothing. Nevermind. How are you feeling, Ratoo? "

He never told him what actually happened, since he didn't want his rambling man of a brother to feel indebted.

[godawfulhomestuckships]

Absolutely obsessed with the shipnames you come up with keep up the good work

Thank you, i usually write the first thing that comes to mind. You think this blog is about effort? Hell nah I'm here to make fun of every ship by slapping two-three images together on a white background and calling it a day. (Besides a few, I do have some rules)

[st4rstudent]

tis the valentoons

[tallbluelady]

24. just really needed a hug sort of hug

"Those children were the icky ones, not you. There's no accounting for taste, darling. You're beautiful."

[kingskyless]

its them..........

i'm having so much fun working on this furina pmv AUGH it's an AU where she remains focalors when she takes the throne

also did you know you can see the full rough animatic and speedpants for concept art and frames for this AND help me pay rent at the same time? here's my patreon love youuuu