#not being able to hear sucks ass tho

[crazylittlejester]

yo everyone share what crazy thing happened to you today because NO ONE i know had a normal day?? I’ll go first: I woke up with no hearing in my left ear and minimal hearing in my right, it then came back in the middle of the day randomly, and now it’s gone again lmao 🫶

[sugurus-fave-monkey]

MDNI/ 18+

Thinking of Shy Choso

Shy Choso who stumbles over his words when he talks to you. How his cheeks blush, how his stomach gets butterflies. Who is so head over heels for you.

Shy Choso who swears he’s gonna pass out when you smile at him, when you laugh at his jokes. Who isn’t used to all these feelings welling up inside him the moment he hears your name.

Shy Choso who’s the exact opposite in the bedroom. Fucking into your throat while you gag around his cock. Tears brimming on your eyes as he pushes his length even further in. Holding your head in place, with his fist in your hair, forcing you to look him in the eyes. “Such a good girl, knew you could take mall of me in that pretty throat of yours.”

Shy Choso who feasts on your pussy like it’s a gourmet meal. Who is anything but quiet, slurping your wetness, moaning, fucking his tongue in and out of your hole resulting in wet squelching sounds. Who bullies two fingers into you, scissoring them inside of you while sucking on your clit, til you’re screaming his name as your orgasm racks through you, drenching his chin with your juices. “F-fuck, you taste so good, I wanna stay like this forever.”

Shy Choso who has you ride him, slowly at first, so he can play with your tits, rolling the nipples between his thumb and index finger. Grabbing a hold of your ass and digging his nails in until just the tiniest dots of blood form. Pulling you down into a kiss, pushing his tongue into your mouth, groaning into your mouth as you suck on his tongue. Biting your lip as he pulls away before gripping your hips and fucking up into you, causing your tongue to loll out of your mouth, and your eyes to roll back. “Fucked out already, huh?”

Shy Choso who flips you into a mating press, pounding you like his life depended on it. One hand wrapped around your throat, applying just the right amount of pressure. Grinding his hips in circles so his pubic bone gives your clit stimulation. Bringing his lips to your nipple, nipping at it, swirling his tongue around the bud.

Shy Choso who needs to get you to cum again, so he guides your hand down to your clit, and shoves his fingers into your mouth. Who feels you clamp around him while you cum, his fingers muffling your moans as you twitch around him. Who puts his whole body on top of yours as he finally cums, panting, whining, and moaning. Who wraps his arms around you as his thrusts turn sloppy fucking his semen up into your womb. “K-keep it all inside you.”

Shy Choso who goes right back to being shy the next time he sees you, knowing how much you love how he’s able to switch so effortlessly.

(Ive got a major case of writers block rn, working on another fic and got the plot out of the way but the smut is not coming to my brain. Just wanted to write a quick lil thing tho)

[kishibe-kisser]

Car Sex (Aoi Todo, Sukuna, Toji Fushiguro) pt 2

pt. 1 (Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto, Nanami Kento, Mahito)

Tags: Todo x gn!neutral, neck kisses, riding, scratching, Sukuna x gn!reader, choking, fingering, public, slight voyerism, Toji x gn!reader, road head (dont do that tho stay safe), handjob

Aoi Todo: Todo was big, intimidating, scary to some even, especially at first glance. However anyone that got to know him longer than 2 minutes could see that he was a giant softy. Though he liked to reserve that side of himself for you, always going out of his way to put together amazing dates, dates that would most definitely surprise his peers.

The back of his car was decked out in blankets and pillows, making a small cozy bed area for you both to lay down and watch a movie. You were in total disbelief, even as you laid there in his arms, watching a movie. "You're so sweet." You mumbled, placing a kiss at the base of his neck as you wrapped yourself around him further. Todo tensed up, feeling his cheeks heat up at your kiss. You just wanted to thank him, for always treating you so well.

Kissing his neck again, your lips lingered sucking the skin softly to leave a mark. "Keep doing that and I won't be able to stay sweet." He grumbled and you smiled against his skin. He tilted your chin up, capturing your lips for an intense kiss. His tongue slipping into your mouth as he pulled you into his lap with one arm.

The movie continued to play as he ridded you of your clothes, leaning back in the car so that you could straddle his waist and sink down onto him. Todo was just so big, in every way that he took up most of the space in car, this was the most comfortable way for you both to get off.

His hand gripping your ass as you bounced on his cock, his groans being slightly muffled by the way he had his face burried into your neck. Your nails scratched at his shoulders to hold onto something, your thighs burning from the cramped position and riding him but it all hurt so good. You were absolutely overwhelmed.

"This is why I treat you well baby, you're always so greatfull."

Sukuna: You weren't entirely sure what he had planned when he asked you to drive to the parking garage. Undoubtedly something sinister, but you didn't have the heart to ask. So you simply listened to his command, parking on the 2nd floor looking out over the city.

"You'll do anything I say, won't you?" Sukuna asked, reaching over from the passenger seat to hold your chin. While you hated to admit, he wasn't wrong and it was harder to tell him that when he was looking at you like that. "Yes." You sighed, feeling his thumb run over your lip and dip into your mouth. "Good, push the seat back." You did as you were told and looked at him. "Now let me slide behind you." He added on, and you lifted your ass off the seat to let him sit behind you.

He had you in his lap, undoing your pants with one hand while the other crept under your shirt. His tongue traced over the side of your neck and you couldn't help fidgeting. "Stay still." He grumbled, hand finding your throat as the other ghosted over your core.

"Why'd we come here?" You choked out, moaning as his fingers teased you. Sukuna chuckled, tightening the grip on your throat as he plunged his fingers into you. "Just because." He started, pace picking up as you gasped for air. You looked at him through the rear view mirror, taking note of your own expression and how pleased he looked with the situation.

"Just because?" You moaned out, your voice getting louder the closer you got. Sukuna laughed again, feeling you tighten around his fingers and hearing your voice get louder.

"Just because I like thinking anyone can walk past and see you all fucked out because of me."

Toji Fushiguro: God damn traffic jams, Toji absolutely hated them. They costed money, drained gas and wasted time, time he might've had, but they were annoying none the less. Especially when you were sitting there looking as good as you did, Toji was gripping the steering wheel so hard his knuckles were turning white.

"What's got you so stressed?" You asked, stroking his forearm gently. It felt like all of his sense were heightened and the touches lit a fire in his lower stomach. "Because I keep thinking about your pretty lips wrapped around my cock." He barked, anger jumping out of the situation. "And this fucking traffic jam is keeping that from happening." He added on and you had to stifle a laugh.

"Bold of you to assume I was going to do it anyways." You teased and he shot you a look that made goosebumps coat your body. "Anyways, who says that the traffic jam is stopping me?" You added on, reaching over to undo his pants.

He was painfully hard already, just thinking about it and gripping the wheel even harder. "You're gonna suck me dick like this?" He asked and you smiled, pulling his cock out of his pants and jerking him off slowly. Toji's head fell back for a moment, not noticing the cars in front of him starting to drive again causing the car behind you to honk.

He groaned again, starting to drive as you leaned over and took him into your mouth, your tongue swirling over his head as the car stopped again. "Fuck that feels good." He praised, reaching down to grab your hair. You stopped him, smiling while you placed his hand back on the wheel.

"Nuh uh mister. You keep your eyes on the road and hands on the wheel."

[eepywriters]

I LOVED YOUR MESSAGES WITH QUACKITY ❤️❤️❤️

please do getting into an agrument with quackity headcanons please 🙏🏻🙏🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻😙😙🫣‼️💕💕🩷🩷

.✦°. • getting into an argument hcs (*´Д｀*)

warnings: a bit of angst and maybe a bit ooc? I tried 😞🤚🏻

a/n: HIII!! THANK U SO MUCH! It means a lot :D and sorry if it took so long ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡ finals kicked my ass so I couldn’t write for a while BUT IM HERE SO LET’S GET INTO IT

EARLY INTO THE RELATIONSHIP

(thinking of a young, little experienced Alex)

Oh it’s jover

This could actually be something that could cause a breakup cuz let me tell you THIS MAN just can’t stand confrontation

If it’s something that bugged you, he’d probably understand your point of view but would also be very overwhelmed at the thought of losing you cause he hasn’t been good enough for you, resulting in him hyper focusing on his spiraling thoughts rather than listening to what you are saying

I feel like he’d also be the type to act like nothing happened right after an argument; he’d ignore the tense situation and make jokes to light up the mood and forget about it. He’s not dense, he knows it hurts you to see him seemingly ignore your feelings like that, but he’s not used to being listened so he ends up making his partner go trough his predicament as well

BUT it’s even worse if it’s something that bugged HIM; he probably wouldn’t tell you about it, much preferring to suck it up and don’t cause problems, even though he IS creating more problems

the underlying tension caused by his silence would bring the relationship to a breaking point:

1 you break up and the regret eats him up (probably also wouldn’t reach out again because of shame and a tiny bit of ego)

2 you talk about it cause it can’t go on like this

When I talk about bugging tho, I’m thinking about things that don’t surge an immediate reaction from him, because if he’s mad, he’s mad.

He’s the venomous type, forget his silence and self pity, he’ll probably laugh in your face in irritation and say whatever the fuck he thinks

He’ll retreat to his office as soon as he sees the hurt in your face, understanding he went to far and going back to he’s usual silence, ending up giving you the silence treatment. (he also feels incredibly ashamed) (he’ll just stay in his office all day, editing mindlessly since his mind is anywhere but in the work he’s doing)

He’ll either leave you alone in bed that day, making you sulk and feel as lonely as ever, or will sleep with you but it’ll be the coldest shit ever (like the typical movie scene where two people sleep super afar from each other)

Don’t misunderstand tho, he does feel guilty, he just struggles with communicating his feelings properly (*´ー｀*)

“(Name) I’m not a child, stop acting like you are my fucking mom” he spat, a look of indignation spreading on his features, shaping his otherwise gentle appearance into a strong, furious one.

“Cant you understand that I’m worried about you?” you strike back, jaw impossibly tightened “I understand that you’re very dedicated to your job, but you can’t get yourself to this state.” You sigh, not able to keep up the mad act: “You look very tired Alex”.

You take a tentative step towards him, determined to show him you weren’t scolding him, nor were you mad at him. You were trying to establish contact with him, not start a fight, after all your irritation came from worry, not anger. But he didn’t receive that well. His brows scrunching even further while his mouth twitches downwards.

“Stop acting like I’m some fucking rabid animal. I can take care of myself just fine, I don’t need a fucking babysitter”.

Seems that wasn’t the right move.

The way he was saying your name was probably what hurt the most. You find yourself missing the gentle tone he usually reserved to it when spoken.

“What are you even saying?” you breathe out, your voice being so fragile you almost don’t recognize it as your own. “Do you hear what you are saying? You are being impossible Alex”.

At this point his foot is stomping nervously on the floor. He’s getting annoyed by the minute and he can’t wait to forget about this tense situation. Arguments always put him on edge, but instead of working on the root cause of his discomfort, he always had preferred to just get himself out of the mess as soon as possible. (He hadn’t yet grasped how much that could hurt others). And that’s why, out of everything he could’ve gone, he replied with the one of the most uncalled for things he could ever come up with.

“Maybe instead of worrying about me, you should take a good look at yourself first”.

And you know what he was trying to entail.

You were never insecure of your dark circles, or at least, it wasn’t something that bugged you on the daily ever since you had found a common ground with Alex, knowing he struggled with very prominent circles cause of his lack of sleep. But for someone like him, who always had a hard time with his appearance, to clap back at you by going for your looks? Foul. Unexpected. Not like him at all.

You were sure he could tell from the look of disbelief on your face that he had fucked up.

Alex’s breathing keeps up, his chest constricts, and the anger and the pride that he has wearing like a tailored suit are stripped out of him at the sight of your frown. His mind goes haywire trying to come up with any response.

Maybe if you would’ve known him better by then, you would’ve known how terrified he was of your judgment. Even though his fame often had him deal with horrible comments filled with free hate, if judgement came from you, it scarred 100 times more than anything could ever do.

“Just leave it be, I’m fine” it’s all he mutters before booking it and hiding himself in his office, leaving you to stand there, in the middle of your living room.

Tears prickle your eyes, threatening to fall at any moment and your lip begs you for mercy as you bite into it.

God, why was communicating so difficult in this house?

LONG INTO THE RELATIONSHIP

It took time, it took healing, it took sitting down and TALKING to finally find your balance

He’s still pretty much venomous when it comes to immediate triggers, but after you are both done fighting and cursing each other out, you talk about it and come out of it somewhat unscathed

Anger isn’t easy to control or refrain after all, but you both try your best, and you are able to make up most of the times without falling into old dynamics of silent treatment or isolation

If something bugs him, he most likely will tell you; he is hesitant about it, but after many nights spent in your arms, he starts to let go on some of his biggest worries (anxiety still gnaws at his core every time he opens his mouth though, that doesn’t get old at all)

If something bugs you, he doesn’t shy away from confrontation anymore; he’s not perfect at it either, he still feels the urge to run away and laugh about it all, but he’s gotten way better at it

He’s still very scared of you having a negative opinion about him, but now you know him well enough to spend some extra time to reassure him that you won’t stop loving him for a petty fight, and that arguments in relationship are important to grow not only as a couple, but as people too

“(Name)” he calls out, and you instantly recognize the hint of anxiety that he’s trying to hide from you.

“Yes honey?” you reply, taking your eyes off your phone to stare into his pretty, brown ones. They screamed stress, fear, yet also determination. He did so much progress compared to the beginnings of your relationship. You were proud of him.

Alex took a deep breath before saying: “Uhm, It’s about the photo of us you posted earlier”. You could practically smell the tension in the air. His body is stiff, his chest is heaving, but your gaze is captured by his fingers and by how his nails are digging into them continuously, tearing his already red skin.

You take his hands in yours, preventing him from doing further damage to his poor, abused fingers. You knew he does it as a way to ground himself, but he really needed to find a new coping method - one that didn’t feature him torturing his body if possible.

He stares at his hands in yours for a while. You don’t say anything, allowing him to take his time.

“Okay fuck it” Alex whispers under his breath, so quietly you almost miss it.

“It makes me feel insecure, I don’t like it” he admits, keeping his focus on your hands as he munches his bottom lip nervously. You, in response, draw slow circles on his hands, offering him a gentle smile.

“Can you delete it..?” he sounds unsure, like he’s testing the waters instead of actually making a request. Either way you welcome it.

You put one of your fingers under his chin, gently applying pressure for him to lift his head, just enough to look at you. “Of course I can. Thank you for telling me Alex, I know it’s hard”. His once tense body relaxes.

He avoids your tender gaze, seemingly preferring to stare at the floor, yet you see the soft blush that was quickly taking over his cheeks. You also can’t help but notice that he already had found his charming smile back.

“Stop looking at me like that” he mumbles as his smile spreads. Uh oh, that can only mean trouble.

“Like what” your eyes narrow, not trusting his new found confidence.

“Like this”.

His imitation is pitiful: furrowed eyebrows, small frown and large puppy dog eyes. The more you look at him, the more he reminds you of that one emo guy that kind of looks like him (he definitely does). He looks ridiculous. How did you even fall in love with this dude?

You slap his arm, scoffing out a laugh as you look at him incredulous: “I don’t look like that!”.

“I think you do” he says with a smug tone, one that makes you want to hit him with a pillow till he goes back to sleep. And maybe you just will.

“Oh it’s on you motherf-“

The room was filled with laughter instead of unconfortable, loud silence.

(first post of 2024 yippiee)

[lawsvalentine]

OKAY OKAY I LOVED IT MY TURN NOW, let's discuss law!!!!

let's discuss......... having sex with nerdy law 👹👹👹👹 let us hear you

Cee’s Note: oh you kno I gotchu babes 😉

• Let’s Discuss….Sex with Nerd!Law • (18+)

CW: explicit content ahead

Whewwwwww ok y’all already kno I’ve been obsessed with nerd!law for the past week now

Law would be so nervous and awkward about it lol

Not because he doesn’t want to do it, but because he has never gone that far with anyone so he will be a bit anxious

Law is not very experienced with sex, but he is interested to learn how to pleasure you and wants to be able to perform good in the bedroom

Mans will literally do so much research about sex and the female anatomy 😭

He once got caught reading a sex erotica by Bepo and he nearly shambled Bepo off the boat shdjdjd

But when y’all finally decide to do deed, he will try to test a few things he discovered in his research

He will first start to lick and suck on your nipples, because he learned some women experience pleasure when their nipples are stimulated

He will be very attentive to what works and what doesn’t

Everytime you gasp or moan at something he does, he makes a mental note in his head to do it again

When he goes down on you, he learned about the clitoris and how to properly stimulate it so he will pay that little ball so much attention

Although he tries to practice what he learned, he will try to experiment and test out different things to see how your body will respond to him

Ok let’s be real, this man has read all about safe sex and the importance of protection so he will be wearing a condom for y’alls first time

When he finally enters inside your pussy, it takes so much self restraint for him to not cum right then and there

He was unprepared for how much pleasure he would feel from your walls clenching around him so tight and warm

No amount of reading and research could accurately describe what he was feeling and it was making his head spin

He snaps out of it when he hears your whines for him to move, you practically begging him to fuck you

Law will experiment with his hips, remembering there’s a specific spot deep inside you that pleasures women during sex

Once his tip grazes your g spot, you throw your head back and let out a high pitched moan that causes Law’s head to snap up at the lewd sound

“Bingo” now that he had discovered your sweet spot, he wastes no time pounding into you nice and hard in that angle, making sure he hits it every single time

He lets out low grunts with each thrust but once your pussy starts fluttering around him, he’s letting out guttural moans from the overwhelming pleasure

He doesn’t know how long he can last, from your pornographic moans to the feeling of your fluttering pussy as he bottoms out, kissing your cervix with each thrust

He feels himself about to cum, he starts rubbing circles on your clit, trying to bring you closer to your high

He feels your legs shake as you gush all around him, screaming his name as you ride out your orgasm

The sight of you falling apart beneath him was enough to send him over the edge, spilling into the condom as he continues rocking inside you.

His head falls between your neck as he lets out deep moans, coming down from his high

Post sex is so funny shdjdk

he will ask you for feedback if he did good and if you enjoyed yourself

When you reassure him that he did amazing, he will start rambling about some things he researched

He starts blabbering about the science behind sex and the anatomy of the bodies 😭

Let him ramble tho he’s so adorable when he’s being all factual and shit

He’s such a nerd but he’s your nerd 😉

.

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Cee’s Note: ok so I may have gotten a bit carried away shsdj I’m sorry I fucking love his nerdy ass so much ughhh

[thirstydemisexual]

2, 10, 23 with ghost pleasee

anon!!! I love this combo so much thanks for requesting it! I had so much fun writing this.

COMING HOME|| Simon "Ghost" Riley X reader

Warnings: smut, p in v, creampie, unprotected sex

no beta we die like Soap

It had been a long three months, not only Simon was deployed but their comms and connection were compromised and thus he had not being able to neither call or text you. Which very much worried you lots, but you had faith that Simon would come home to you so you tried your best to keep yourself occupied and not to think about the whole that was digging in your chest every time you thought about how long it had been since you last heard of him.

You where just getting out of the shower, towel wrapped tight around your body and hair damp when you heard rustling of keys at the front door.

You froze like a deer in headlight until you heard the familiar sound of combat boots being dropped next the entrance and recognizing the voice of your boyfriend greeting your cat, Phantom.

You rushed through the house almost slipping a couple times because of the water that was still dripping from your body.

And there he was Simon Riley, your dear boyfriend, duffle bag in hand and staring right back at you.

You literally drew yourself at him, towel falling behind you. Simon catching you by the hips keeping you steady while you straddled his torso.

"You're back!" You couldn't help but shed a few tears as you hid your face in the crook of his neck, the fear of loosing him finally subsiding.

"Not that I'm unhappy with you trowing yourself at me naked but you're going to catch a cold darling" he said chuckling

But you couldn't care less if you got sick. You finally removed your head from the crook of his neck and went in to kiss him, Simon meeting you half-way.

The kiss started sweet but soon turned intense, all tongue and teeth.

"I missed you so much darling" he mumbled before starting to trail kisses down your throat, soon finding that sweet spot that always turned you a moaning mess. His hands groping your ass and bringing you closer if even possible.

"S-Simon please" you said, trowing your head back to give him more access to your neck.

"Tell me what you want" he said, voice low while he kept the attack on your throat going, leaving marks behind every harsh kiss. At your lack of response he left a harsh bite on your shoulder which made a small yelp leave your trembling lips.

"Speak, princess" he continued

"I want your dick!" you finally let out, desperate to feel him after being away for so long " ' missed you so much! I need you inside me Si"

That was all he needed to hear as he started heading for your shared bedroom, unceremoniously trowing you on the king sized bed before he began stripping. You rested on your forearms as you admired him undressing, a pool of arousal forming in your stomach seeing his chiseled figure for the first time after many months. Even tho admittedly he ALWAYS had that effect on you.

As he was done stripping he crawled the bed and positioned himself above you, hand exploring and caressing your figure, his warm brown eyes were still surrounded by smudges of the black paint he put under his mask and with the darkened gaze he gave you they looked like they were going to suck you in like a black hole does with matter.

"Missed seeing you like this princess" he said giving you a tender kiss before positioning himself at your glistening entrance

"Already so wet for me, huh?" he chuckled as he finally entered you with a deep pleasured groan. Your hands reached out and grasped as his shoulders while you jaw went slack. The stretch was just so good, the feeling of being finally being filled by your love being almost too much for you to take in.

As he started to set the pace your mind went blank as it often did in times like this. Pleasure taking over your body as you turned into a mess of moans and mentions of your boyfriend's name. It had been so long since you had been intimate that your peak was being reached way too fast.

"Simon- I'm coming" you saying breathlessly before correcting yourself under his harsh gaze "Can I come? Please Simon"

"Beg for it" he responded, thrust becoming impossibly harder and faster, which made you head spin like you were on a rollercoaster.

"Please Simon! I need it so bad" You almost screamed gasping for air "Please, please, please"

His thrusts started becoming sloppy as he also was coming close to his pending release. "Come for me love" he groaned "Now"

And you did. The knot inside you finally snapping at the same time as he reached his peak. Your cunt spasming and milky every single drop he was painting your gummy walls with.

"so perfect for me, love" finally said Simon, breathless as he pulled out and admired his essence oozing out of you before collapsing next to you and drawing you in by your waist.

And in this moments as you both rested in each others arms he finally felt at home.

[scenezfreak]

Oh hi 🎃 Sorry if this is ass I’m tired and I have to wake up at 6am 🫡 currently 12:12pm for me…fuck, only 6hrs of sleep <////3

Also I might be doing a profile change

Jeff the killer x Fem!Reader x Ticci Toby

• Warnings: threesome, oral (reader giving), rough sex, spanking, public sex??? (Just sex in a graveyard), slight non-con??

MINORS DNI, NOT PROOF READ!!!

“Fuck..” you mutter under your breath. “Why did I think this was a good idea.” The flash from your flashlight shining over the graves, they’re worn down and almost wilted away just like the bodies buried beneath them. Some names were still visible but most were covered in cobwebs. You snap your flashlight the other way when you hear something rustling in the distance. You try and focus your eyes in the dark, forgetting what you came here for. You hear voices in the distance and you quickly turn your flashlight off and you crouch down behind a gravestone.

“Fuck Jeff. This is clearly not the w-way, you got us lost.” You hear a gruff voice say. “Well Toby,” a raspy voice retorts. “You can’t even remember what you ate for breakfast with your damn scatterbrain.” You hear a scoff from the supposed ‘Toby’ and the footsteps continue your way. You can’t move, you’re scared. ‘Come on…move move move-!’ You mentally yell at yourself but it amounts to nothing as the footsteps stop infront of you. Your eyes are closed, trying to somehow comfort yourself.

“Well what do we have here?” The voice known as ‘Jeff’ says amusingly. You hear Toby rush over, “w-what is it?” He stops when he notices you, an amusing “oh” slipping from his mouth. You finally open your eyes, they widen from the shock of seeing them, the white pale man has a smile carved into his face, the other man had a scar on his cheek, exposing the inside of his mouth. You fall backwards from your crouching position and stifle a scream. Your heavy breaths are enough to let them know you’re scared.

Their figures illuminated in the moonlight, wispy fog covering the ground of the graveyard. You hear a laugh erupt from the white man, his voice indicates that HES Jeff, leaving you to assume the other man with a scarred cheek is Toby. Jeff quickly grabs you by the arm and lifts you up. “What’s a pretty lil thing doing hiding around here?” He says, dragging you closer to him. You try to back away but bump into Toby. ‘How did he get there?’ Your thoughts cut off as Jeff grabs your chin, forcing you to look at him. “Not gonna answer, pretty?” Your face flushed, your face was so close to his…why were you getting turned on now?! This isn’t an appropriate time! You mentally slap yourself.

“Aw Jeff, be kind. Maybe this cutie is just shy~ don’t scare her too badly.” Toby presses his chest against your back. You let out a small whine being sandwiched between him. Suddenly Jeff’s grip returned on your arm, pulling you in the direction of a gazebo in the center of the graveyard. You trip and stumble over your own feet, unable to keep up. Finally you reach it and jeff throws you onto the cold ground of the gazebo. You sit up on your knees. Jeff grabs your hair, forcing you to look up at him. “You wanna be good for us and be able to go home safely?” He rasps out with a smirk. You nod, tears pricking at your eyes out of fear even tho your silently rubbing your thighs together for some friction.

You hear a zip from beside you, Jeff forcing you to face the direction of Toby, his cock out. Hard and dripping with pre cum. ‘Fuck…just from looking at me..?’ You thought. “You’ll be a good girl and suck Toby off.” Jeff chuckled out, forcing your head closer to Toby’s cock. You open your mouth and rest your hands on Toby’s thighs for support as Jeff uses his grip on your hair to push and pull your head, essentially forcing you to go deeper. You let out small gags. “Such pretty n-noises, right Jeff?” Toby lets out a barely audible whine. “Yea, shit, I might get jealous.” Jeff replies, unbuckling and pulling down his pants with one hand. He pulls out his cock, letting go of your hair. You release Toby’s cock from your mouth, letting out coughs.

You catch your breath as your look up at Toby, your eyes glossed over from gagging on his cock. Toby almost loses his breath when you start stroking his cock, your doe eyes looking up at him. His hand comes down to rub at your head. “F-fuck…so good” he breathes out. “I need some action too, pretty” Jeff says, sitting down on the bench in the gazebo. You crawl over and takes his cock into your hands and start thumbing at his tip. He sighs, waiting for you to take him in your mouth. You take him in quickly deepthroating him, your nose scrunching up as it presses against his pelvis, his pubes pressing against your nose was only making you more wet.

You feel your pants and underwear being pulled down. You moan around Jeff’s cock as your cunt is being stretched around Toby’s. “S-so damn right!” He struggles to get out. Jeff grunts when he feels the vibrations from your moan travel through his cock. Your nails digging into Jeff’s thighs when Toby starts to pound into you relentlessly. Jeff grips your hair once more to gain more control over you. “Shit- yes just like that. Look up at me, baby.” You comply as your tear filled eyes look up at him. His smirk and praise causes you to tighten around Toby. “Such a damn whore, aren’t ya’ cutie?” Toby says with a rough buck of his hips. You can only whimper around Jeff in response.

You try suppressing your gags as Jeff lifts up his hips to fuck into your tight throat. “Good little slut.” He praised and degrades. You can feel Jeff’s cock twitching in your throat. Soon Jeff pulls you to him with a loud groan, keeping your face pressed against his pelvis as he releases hot milky cum down your throat. “Swallow.” He demands. You comply, swallowing all of his seed. You pull back and gasp for air as you rest your head on his thigh. Toby’s pace quickens. “Be a good whore and tell him how good I’m fucking you.” Toby spits out. “F-fuck ‘s so good…yer cock ‘s filling me up so good…haah-“ you manage to say with a weak filled voice and sore throat.

Jeff relaxing back as he watches your face as you get fucked. “So pretty being used for our pleasure” he coos. You moan out and “oh fuck-“ as you feel the coil in your stomach break, causing you to cum on Toby’s cock. “S-shit…so messy, b-baby” Toby says. He smacks your ass as you tighten around him, feeling your velvety walls clamp down around him is the best feeling he’s probably ever had. He soon whimpers and throws his head back as he finishes inside of you. “Fuck!” He says, you feel warm spurts of cum flood inside your aching cunt. He slowly pulls out and spreads you open to see his seed drip out of you and fall onto the cold floor.

“She really knows how to work her body” Jeff says directingly to Toby, you body has collapsed, your head still resting on Jeff’s thigh. “I guess it wouldn’t hurt to call this mission off early and take her back with us.” Toby suggests. “Tch. I still need my fair share of that pretty cunt of hers.” Jeff responds seemingly jealous. “Hey well at least you got to cum down her throat.” “Well nexttime we’ll just switch places.” Toby picks up your body and they head back with you. They’re never letting a pretty thing like you go~.

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

hi im back again! told you I would have more ideas haha, okay but seriously tho I literally just had this idea of my precious Matty having such a hard time giving up control in the bedroom, cause I mean we all know he loves being on top, but he promises the reader that for one night he'll do the best to be a bottom but as soon the reader starts to become dominant matt thinks that they can do way much better and he just acts submissive but really isn't, and he's not taking them seriously,so the reader does the one thing Matt hates the most, which is touching themselves (I get the feeling he'll hate you touching yourself unless it's him doing it for you) but then they both agree on tying him up to the bed so then the reader gets a chair in front of him as he smirks and is cocky and touches themselves and once matt hears what they are doing he tugs on the ties begging to be untied so he can touch them but the reader doesnt until he finally submits and the reader just fucks the shit of him by riding him and sucking him off, literally just being a tease.....I know this is a bit long, if you would to do it thank you but if not it's okay :)

have a good day/night ❤

thank you for another request, and for your lovely message on the last one. I love this idea, it’s so filthy. sorry this took a little longer than I had hoped. this is quite a long one, apologies. hope you like it 💌 @mattymurdock1021 thanks again

switch up (M.M x reader)

pairing: sub!matt x fem!reader

wc: 2.1k (oops, sorry, I couldn’t stop writing)

warnings: 18+ only. smut with a bit of fluff at the end, fingering, oral (m receiving), sub/dom, edging, bondage, p in v sex. might’ve missed some, let me know. no use of y/n. minors DNI

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Ruffling through the drawers trying to find a certain something in particular. Holding it triumphantly once you found it, quickly slipping it on. It was the matching suspenders to the lace lingerie set you were wearing. Matt wouldn’t be able to see it, but you knew he loved the way lace felt, obviously meaning you had to wear it.

“What are you doing?” Matt quietly asks from behind you, sitting at the edge of the bed.

“Surprise.” You shortly flirt while attaching them to your stockings. Quickly fluffing your hair before slowly walking over to him.

Standing between his open legs. “Pass your hands.” You softly instruct.

He obliges, taking his hands you run them up your thighs and around your hips. Watching the way the corners of his lips turned up into a smirk.

“Is that- lace?” He asks with a grin as his head tilted to the side.

“Mhmm… guess what colour?” You reply, moving his hands to your waist so he can feel more of the fabric.

“Um, red?”

“Hm, good guess. What kind of red?”

Grinning bigger once he realises. “The same as my daredevil suit?”

“Oh yeah.” You tease.

He hums in satisfaction ripping his hands from yours to freely roam over your body.

“Ah ah ah.” You tut, removing his hands that were clasping around the cushion of ass, holding them in front of you. “You can touch when I tell you to.” Bending down to whisper in his ear, softly nipping at it with your teeth.

He groans at your teasing.

Matt had great difficulty giving up control in the bedroom, you actually loved it when he was on top. However, recently you’ve been having some talks about what you both enjoy, you mentioned a couple times how you wanted to try being dominant. He’d gently brush you off, not thinking you were serious- considering how well you respond to his control. Now, finally deciding that tonight is going to be the time.

“You want me to bottom.” He flatly says, not amused, already knowing the answer.

“Mhmm.” You hummed in agreement. Moving his hands back to your waist.

He sighs, relaxing his hands so you could control the movements. At least that’s a start. Sliding his hands up so they could rest under your balcony bra. “You can play with them.” You coo in barely a whisper.

Wasting no time, he kneads into your soft breasts, smiling to himself now that he’s finally getting what he wants. Deciding that he wants even more, they briskly travel down your sides and back into your ass, squeezing it.

Pulling them away, tutting. “Matthew, you have some control issues.”

“Pft, I do not.” He harshly exhales.

“Mhm, yeah you do.” Still lingering near his ears, purposely leaning over so that he could feel your tits press against his chest. “Please? Let me top, just once- just tonight?” You plead, sitting down on his thighs so you could straddle them.

You could see the gears work in his brain, like he was making a pros and cons list. “Okay- but just for tonight. I’ll try my best.” He says, making emphasis on the last part.

“Yes- deal!” You say cheerfully while tugging at his t-shirt, slowly pulling it off him. Stroking your fingers down his scarred chest. His hands have a mind of their own as they grip to your waist again, pulling you down on his hardening clothed cock.

“That really your best?” You ask with stern features.

“Yeah I can’t help it, I just need you. We can try your thing another time.” He dismisses, chest heaving as he continues to grind you over him.

“Take me seriously.” You whine gripping his biceps.

“I am.”

“You’re not.” Wrapping your arms around his shoulders as he continues to dry grind against you.

“Okay fine. I think this is just a little act, and you’ll be begging me to fuck you in no time.” He admits, holding you tighter onto him.

“Na ah.” Shaking your head.

“Oh yeah.” Smirking at you. He knows you so well, maybe not so much right now, as you were being very serious.

Pausing for a beat to think. Grinning once you had an idea. “Okay then. How about I suggest something?”

He also pauses, stopping all movements. “Do tell.”

“I bind you.” You say with a smirk.

He had to hold in a chuckle, “really?” He asks, not quite sure if he heard you right.

“You heard me.” Finishing off the sentence that was in his head.

“Alright deal. We’ll see how long you last.” He teases, knowing that you’ll give in and cave soon.

“We’ll see how long you last.” You tease back.

He scoots up the bed so that his head was leaning against the headboard, looking smug and cocky. You quickly walk around the bed to your nightstand, riffling through it to find the fluffy handcuffs. They were actually the ones he occasionally uses on you, but today you wanted to see him wear them instead.

Taking his hands, cuffing one of his wrists in them before adding the other behind the bar frame, so that he bound to the bed. Looking down at him smiling to yourself, he is just too damn pretty.

Making your way to the end of the bed, crawling up him. Fingers itching into the waistband of his checkered pyjama bottoms, pulling them down and off, before tossing them to the floor. Brushing your fingers down his chest towards the elastic of his boxers. Abruptly stopping before sliding off him.

“Where you going?” He says desperately, already missing your touch.

“Just over here.” You tease, snickering to yourself. “Told you I was serious.”

His ears pull back as his eyes widen, clearly not pleased that he was wrong.

Dragging the armchair from the corner of the room to the edge of the bed. Taking a seat before spreading your legs apart, moving your slinky underwear to the side, teasing delicate circles at your clit. Your breathing hitches slightly.

“No. What are you doing?” He asks, not really sounding like a question, as if he knows the answer.

“Have a guess.” You say in between shallow breaths, continuing to tease yourself.

Rattling comes from his cuffs, looking over to see his fists in balls, obviously not happy that he wasn’t the one touching you. Grinning, realising it’s working.

Slowly rubbing through your wet folds, dipping a finger into yourself to collect more wetness. Brushing tantalising circles around your sensitive nub, allowing yourself to moan genuinely at the sensations.

He rattles some more, but you pay him no mind. “Please undo me.” He pleads. “Undo me.”

“I’ll undo myself first.”

“No.” Groaning as his head falls back to the pillow. He always adored the sounds you make, but not under this circumstance, he wanted to be the one that made you make those noises. Growing more impatient and frustrated.

Feeling yourself get closer, deliberately being sure he could hear the way your fingers moved over you. Whining at the feeling. Breathing heavily as you watched over Matt, his breathing almost matching yours. Noticing the way his boxers made a tent and how his knuckles turned white.

Fingers moving quicker over your clit as you felt yourself erupt from within, empty breathing as you let out a few curses. Slowly coming down, you get up, walking yourself over to the bed and taking a seat next to him.

“That was uncalled for.” He huffs.

“Should’ve listened.” You tease, lingering over him. “Ready to listen now? If not I’ve got a toy I could try out on myself.”

“Yes- yes. Okay… I will.” He instantly agrees, hating the idea of you using a toy instead of him.

“There we go.” Smirking with accomplishment.

Sitting over one of his thighs, making sure he could feel the warmth of your pussy on his skin. Starting to grind on him. “What if I ride your thigh? Hm? Would you like that?”

He strains on the cuffs, not amused.

“Or?” You linger as you moved up him, straddling his waist, circling your fingertips over his abdomen. “Your face?”

“I actually would like that.” He says cockily.

“Okay so not that, then.” Teasing him, watching and loving the way he got increasingly more frustrated.

Scooting down back to his thighs, your fingers crept into his boxers slowly pulling them down from the band. His cock springing out, twitching against his lower stomach as a bit of precum spilt from his tip. You didn’t even have to touch him, for him to be aching for you.

Your fingers graze down his chest in a tediously slow pace, ogling the way his breath hitched with each movement. Your palms roaming down him til they reached his almost ‘blue balls’. Cupping him from the base before fully taking him into your mouth, a deep sigh of relief instantly came from his agape mouth. Teasing his head with your tongue, swirling around him while working your spit over him.

Twisting your hands while your mouth massaged him, abruptly stopping, taking him out your mouth with a pop. Another desperate groan escaped his lips.

“Almost dessert time.” You smugly whisper while rubbing your fingers over your folds, collecting some of your residual essence. “Wanna taste?” You ask, extending your hand out towards his mouth, knowing that he could smell what it is.

Instantly replying “yes” as he lifted his head from the pillow.

“Oh sorry, changed my mind.”

“Please- I can’t take it anymore. My cock is aching.” He pleads, sounding like he really can’t take anymore.

“You’ve been good, so… I suppose.” Caving in as you started to feel sorry for him.

Hovering over him with your knees on either side of his hips, rubbing his tip between your folds. Both smiling as you’re finally getting what you want. Guiding his head into your warm wetness, slowly sinking down, taking his full length until he bottoms out. Your hands lay flat against his chest as you wound your hips, allowing him to enter you again. Both  of you gently whimpering to the feeling as you started to speed up.

Matt so desperately held back the urge to match your thrusts, he didn’t want you to stop- especially not now, fully giving in to your control. He bent his knees giving you stability as you grind over him, even after all your teasing he was still kind and thoughtful- it was actually a very sweet gesture.

Unclasping your bra before throwing it aside, cupping your tits as you bounced on him.

Leaning over him, resting the side of your face against his chest, as you continued to ride him. Hands softly gripping his biceps as you sped up. You could hear how fast his heart was beating, the same way he could to you, both knowing that each other's release was around just the corner.

Your soft whines near his ears made it so much harder for him to contain himself, it made him twitch inside of you, trying his best to hold off.

You clamp around him as you let go, your walls triggering his own warm release as you came in sync. He moaned your name a couple times as he spilt deep inside you. Staggered breathing and whimpers echoing around the dimly lit bedroom.

Movements came to a halt, as you slowly pulled yourself off him. Giving him a tender kiss on the lips, before leaning over him to get the key from the bedside table. Hands slightly shaking and you tried to unlock it.

“I could do better than that, and I’m the blind one.” He jokes, smiling up at you, faces a foot apart.

Laughing to yourself. “I know, that really took it out of me- got it.” Grinning as you unlocked it, setting his hands free.

His arms instantly wrapping tightly around you, holding you while he kissed all over your face, rolling you both around as you giggled.

“How do you do it?” You ask.

Matt pauses just after he pecks the tip of your nose. “Do what?”

“That? I’m fucking knackered.” You laugh.

His chest vibrates as he chuckles honestly. “Practice.” Smirking as he pecked your forehead once more. “And no.” He says quickly, like he can sense what you were going to say.

Snickering as you rested your cheek on his chest, cuddling into him. “Maybe in a couple weeks.” You tease.

Lovingly rolling his eyes, with a grin, “maybe.” He continues, “where did that come from? You’ve got a little devil in you, huh?”

“Oh, he’s not little.” Laughing as you patted his shoulder.

[jaylaxies]

AKSHZISNSKAZMNZKZSPWKWOQUQ

so like idol!hee and idol!yn.

he has been very booked and busy for the past weeks because their cb is gonna be smthn engenes have never seen before + it was following another world tour so it was pretty self explanatory that u two spent a lot of time apart. one day tho u decided to pay him a surprise visit. no special occasions in particular — just missing him dearly:( he does too ofc <3 you were wearing a cute pink skirt he bought for you and a white off-shoulder croptop. you peeped inside the dance studio to see heeseung practicing the choreography by himself. you watched him as his body moves to the beat of the music. oh how that body can do so many miracles. it stayed like that for a while until your eyes locked in the view of the mirror. he turned his head swiftly and as you responded "surprise!" only then did he confirm it was really you. you entered the studio carefully, trying not to make any loud noises while closing the door behind you as hee sprinted towards you and lifted you up from the ground while hugging you tightly. "i missed you so much oh my fucking god..." he cried with his face buried in your chest. you tried hugging him back but your arms were pinned to your sides by his hug so you pat his hips instead. "i missed you more" he chuckles at the response. he finally puts you down after what felt like forever being up in the air. "im really sorry for neglecting you these past few days..." he held your hand before planting a soft kiss while maintaining eye contact. you caressed his cheek with his free hand and softened your gaze "its okay! really, your career should always come second in your priority. first is family, yeah?" he whines. "why are you so understanding you're making me feel bad~" he pulls you into another hug while burying his face in your neck. you laughed as you were finally able to hug him back. "what? do you want to fist fight? we can do that too!" you asked teasingly. you shared a laugh and stayed hugging for a little longer before heeseung decided to start kissing your neck. "h-hee? what are you doing?" you snickered at the ticklish sensation. "i missed you so much~" he started biting and sucking alternatively. you groaned as you bit your lip, suppressing any noise coming out for the boys and the staff to hear. "let's go the recording studio, it's sound proof there" he whispered in your ear. his voice was full of lust and desperation, it sent shivers to your spine but you would be lying if you said it didn't turn you on. you gave a small nod in response and just like that, he lifted you up, hands on your ass for support ad he carried you to the recording studio and boy were you glad it was soundproof.

this is your fault aria /lh

ily <3

heeseung fucking you in the recording studio just makes sense because of course that guy is gonna make you moan, not to mention how deeply he groans whenever he pushes his thick cock deep inside your tight cunt. yet, you have to be careful cause what if someone comes in? does heeseung care thought? no. he can only focus on how you’re in his arms and how his cock feels like it’s in heaven whenever he thrusts inside your warm pussy. that’s not all, he doesn’t settle for one round, he wants multiple simply because he’s missed you so fucking much. but the question is that—how are you gonna get out of the studio with your cunt leaking full of his cum without anyone noticing?

[oddmawd]

I was trying to write before and it’s didn’t turn out good and I just stop writing and it don’t take practice you just have to be good at writing the first time you do it that is my opinion tho

i'm gonna assume you're like...12 years old...because there's no way an adult would be able to type that with a straight face

i'm not about to coddle you and give you a happy little pep-talk about ✨believing in yourself✨ after the way you treated that author...calling them a "bitch" because they don't PANDER TO YOUR SPECIFIC TASTES was a bully tactic and you should be ashamed of yourself

FURTHERMORE using a gendered insult like "bitch" and then demanding they write you a male reader insert story (while insulting female/gender neutral inserts in the same breath) is misogynistic as hell, i don't feel even the littlest bit sorry for you, so save the "woe is me, i can't write" bullshit for someone who gives a damn

but let me give you something to chew on while you throw yourself a pity-party about "not being good at writing" and pretend that gives you the right to bully people who actually TRY to be good writers:

Do Olympic athletes show up winning gold medals without ever setting foot on the practice field?

Do painters show up to their first class knowing how to use oil paints and watercolors and how to hold a brush effectively?

Did Hemingway roll out of the womb and write The Old Man and the Sea without writing a single damn thing beforehand?

no, they didn't...every writer you love wrote some SHITTY first drafts they didn't share with anyone because they sucked first (in private!) and THEN got good (in public)....and they got good by showing up and failing and trying again, and failing again and trying again and FAILING AGAIN (because that's what practicing is!!!!) until they finally started succeeding regularly...

UNLIKE YOUR CLOWN ASS THAT RAN AWAY SCARED WHEN YOUR FIRST STORY DIDN'T TURN OUT PERFECT

i'm not gonna take the easy road here and point out how fucking LAZY you sound when you say you tried once and gave up, because that's a cheap fucking shot and way too easy (you set me up so badly bro, like c'mon)

what i'm gonna do instead is point out that you just admitted that you were too fucking scared to try more than once

"BOO HOO, i wrote something, it was shitty, i was scared of what people might say and then i gave the fuck up" - you, probably

and that's the difference between we "lazy bitch" reader insert writers who actually post our work, and you: we show up and we TRY, every goddamn day, and we put ourselves out there despite the risk of being bullied by people like you who can't be bothered to try more than once

do you know what writing is, at its most fundamental level? it's showing your work to people and saying "please read this and enjoy it, i worked really hard," and PRAYING they don't tear your hard work apart for no reason at all, but that's what YOU did! you saw someone writing something they enjoyed and went "fuck you, i don't care that you labored and practiced for weeks and months, it wasn't to MY TASTES and therefore you're a lazy bitch," and you're apparently so un-selfaware that you don't realize the irony of YOU, a person who can't be bothered to try writing more than once, A) calling someone lazy, and B) demanding they spend their time/expertise to write something just for widdle ol' you, in the same breath

do you not fucking hear yourself????? huh?????

you tried writing ONCE and found out it was too hard for you, so now your answer is to bully writers and make demands of them? when you should know through your ONE attempt how difficult writing must be?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BRO?

you should never message a writer again with your demands when you can't even be bothered to live up to your own standards, you entitled tone-deaf hypocrite

writing takes courage, and you have ✨N O N E✨

[vkvoodoo]

sawyer family while growing up hcs

— the sawyer twins were very protective over their younger brother bubba. They knew that he was “different” in many ways, like he wasn’t able to go to school different. They made sure to keep him company and comfort him

— bubba has had seizures before as a toddler, and child. Drayton would hold him and make sure he wouldn’t bite his tongue, choke on spit, vomit, or hit his head. The twins would just stand there and watch while being uncomfortable, nubbins was interested in it tho

— choptop and nubbins would ALWAYS argue about who is he older twin. Nubbins was

— the twins are troublemakers

— baby bubba was in and out of speech therapy classes

— nubbins thought drayton was their dad for the longest time (3 years)

— drayton was always kinda a miserable person. Easily got annoyed ESPECIALLY with the twins. He would have selled them if he could

— drayton picked favorites. Bubba was his favorite

— nubbins and drayton would argue alot

— nubbins and choptop have went though a phase of casually talking about “banging chicks”

— even though the twins were protective over bubba they would somtimes be rude to him. Let’s say bubba won’t get out of their rooms “damnit get out dummy! I’ll go get drayton if you don’t!” Bubba would SOB at that

— bubba played with any type of toys, dolls, dinosaurs, hell even little bones he would find

— I headcannon that bubba has a skin condition thats like near his top lip, like a rash. Now I don’t know any skin conditions but I feel like the rash would burn, itch and make his skin peel off, so he would always be touching it wich would erritate it and make him cry all the time. Poor baby :( (i actually think this is cannon!)

— bubba is very neurodivergent, at first the twins would get annoyed with him alot because of it, but they grew to learn about it and love him from who he is

— bubba is a chunka baby

— drayton panicked when he realized that bubba had curly hair. He let it grow long once but then everyone thought he was a little lady

— bubba loved being called “bubby” he would laugh at it

— nubbins and choptop would chase bubba around with a random road kill they would find. Bubba would run screaming and crying. Drayton would get the broom lol

— bubba loves swings. That’s why they got that one like bench swing outside!

— bubba was a very picky eater

— the twins thought of learning sign language whenever they found out bubba wouldn’t be able to talk properly

— the twins would constantly ask drayton why he gets no bitches

— drayton would make them eat all their food. He hates when his food gets waisted

— choptop would steal stuff from the gas station drayton works at

— nubbins would bring rats and raccoons inside

— this one time drayton invited lefty over when they were all abit younger, nubbins asked if they were gay. He was right but not at that time lol

— drayton fell into a massive depressive state after their parents disappeared. He knew grandpa was too old to keep care of his younger brothers

— drayton is actually really good with kids, just couldn’t stand the damn twins

— because they lived near a lake they would go there alot when it was super hot. Drayton would bring a whole bag of food n blankets, the twins would race there, and bubba would walk with drayton. They would actually do this quite often, I know their house would be getting quite uncomfortable with the Texas heat. I don’t think drayton would swim, bubba would put his feet and hands in the water, though I also don’t think he would swim, and nubbins and choptop would literally be drowning each other as drayton would threaten to drown both of them if they didn’t cut the crap. Bubba would look for pretty rocks/flowers around the lake, I imagine this being a very calming place for bubba. poor bubba would have to hear drayton rant to him about his brothers being such a pain in the ass when they go to the lake, he would leave them at their hot ass smelly home but decided to be nice. ALSO nubbins sucks at swimming somthing just tells me that he does. I bet drayton or their parents before they disappeared never taught any of them how to properly swim. nubbins would find a leach or somthing really gross and scare bubba with it.

— every rat that drayton would kill, nubbins and bubba would burry them outside. Bubba liked digging holes but would freak out with the feeling of dirt up his nails. Nubbins would squish the worms they would find. Once when the hole was finished nubbins would place the dead rat into it and burry it. Placing a flower down that bubba picked from the lake on top of the digged up dirt. nubbins would then stomp on it. (Choptop didn’t care for rat funerals)

ahhh I love writing about them growing up😭💗💗 feel free to request me anything!

[jeanmoreausautismstickers]

my marauders headcannons <3

Remus Lupin

heterochromia. I don't care what the films say this man has two different coloured eyes tyvm. the left ones dark brown, nearly black, and the right is a light shade of amber.

DYSLEXIA !! my dyslexic little mate we can match. he absolutely adores reading but it takes him longer if he doesn't use a spell (ty to MsKingBean89 for the spell idea mon ami(e))

hEDS. me too king

cat lover. he absolutely adores cats and sirius gets SO jealous. I think he absolutely owned a cat at some point b4 he started teaching and he dotted on that cat

wears elastics on his wrists (specifically during hogwarts for sirius and lily, but kept wearing them after out of habit </3)

Sirius Black

hard of hearing. I think he probably lost it cos his mum hit his ears or screamed so often at him in close quarters. he'd definitely be vv resentful over it too cos now he's not able to listen to music much

audhd fr. this man was definitely neurodivergent but he must be just like me and be autistic and have adhd cos yh

he whined. loads. not like whinging but like genuinely high pitched whines when he was frightened or upset, kind of like Enid from Wednesday

adored kids but was terrified to have them because of how his mum was

this is gonna be controversial but idc. this man absolutely fancied Remus when he was shagging women, but at one point dated Marlene and Remus at the same time. it's ok tho cos Marlene was kissing Mary on the side

James Potter

vegetarian. refused to eat meat after he became an animagus because it felt cruel, but ESPECIALLY wouldn't eat deer jerky ("it's practically cannibalism, padfoot!")

mama's boy through and through !! this man LOVED his mummy. told her all about his friends and Lily

taught Sirius how to treat people and house elves better when they were first years. you can't tell me this man wasn't the reason sirius wanted to improve himself

he fought w sirius a lot. im sorry I love them both but brothers fight and like. even found family brothers. sirius is the most petty bitch you cannot tell me that James didn't get annoyed or frustrated with some of Sirius' habits and didn't begin arguments over them

so bad w kids until Harry. he was absolutely terrified of them, cos he never had interacted with them much before he had his own, my man Sucked at babysitting and frequently panicked whilst lily was pregnant because he was scared he'd be a bad parent

Peter Pettigrew

#1 James fan. my guy didn't go anywhere if James wasn't going to be there

become You Know because of his jealousy of James and Sirius' friendship

aroace fr. absolutely Disgusted w the amount of PDA by jily and wolfstar

tried to protect Harry for as long as he could w out being suspicious. he still loved James and Lily, and their son, and was just too scared to fight back at You Know Who once James and Lily were dead

a whole virgin, never even tried getting with anyone before he realised he was aroace

Lily Potter (Evans)

actually thought the Marauders were pretty funny but put on a face because of being friends with Snape

a whole pansexual queen

bought everyone in Gryffindor Christmas gifts, or if they were Jewish/Muslim/any other religion that doesn't celebrate Christmas she'd figure out when their holiday was and got them gifts

first person Remus came out to. and she accepted him immediately because she knows what it feels like to be an outcast

so autistic. her special interest was absolutely Jane Austen books I take no criticism <3

Regulus Black

hated his mum just as much as Sirius, but actively tried to conform because he was too scared to be hurt by her

was angry with Sirius for running away, even if he understood why Sirius did it, it still hurt him immensely. that was his older brother, the only one he could talk to, and when he left, it broke off the little bit of familial love he had left

in love w Barty Crouch Jr. I DO NOT CARE. platonic my aSS they were boyfriends, but they hid it very well. absolutely such a healthy couple before the war though. got together when they were 13 or 14 by accident, and stayed together until Reg died

actually really enjoyed being called Reg and Reggie, but pretended to hate it so he wouldn't be perceived as weak or soft by his mum

chess fucking champion

Marlene McKinnon

the flirtiest person you'll ever meet. flirted with everyone but was actually an aromantic lesbian

loved her family unconditionally, and constantly was going home on weekends to help her mum before she died of breast cancer

hated school, she was dyslexic and never told anyone so everyone just thought she was a dumb blonde

half Japanese, but her biological father left when she was a baby, so she wasn't really in tune with that part of her culture.

got bullied in primary school for being the "only dumb Asian"

Mary Macdonald

the most supportive person you'll ever meet

helped the younger POC in Gryffindor take care of their hair properly, and absolutely was like an older sister to all the young girls

not a mean bone her body

muggle born, but she grew up with a friend that had a wizard father so she knew about magic before Hogwarts

terrified of dogs, except for Padfoot, because of being bitten by one when she was in nursery

Dorcas Meadowes

a lesbiannnn. she was in love with Pandora, and they dated for a while before she decided she was done with the Wizarding World and cut contact with everyone

slytherin, but she was friends with everyone

loved Quidditch

oh she was a Pureblood but her parents died when she was young and she stayed with a squib aunt til hogwarts

took muggle studies and would hex any Slytherin who made fun of her for it

Pandora Lovegood (Lestrange)

a Lestrange until marriage

terrified of Narcissa and Bellatrix, but was one of the bridesmaids at Bellatrix's wedding

Ravenclaw, but best friends with Dorcas, Regulus, Barty, and Evan and was hardly if ever in her own common room

she ADORED muggle musicals

her and Dorcas met in a Care of Magical Creatures class in third year and immediately became best friends

Evan Rosier

really homophobic outwardly but was in the closet (for a HOT minute)

flirted with girls constantly

super protective over Pandora and Dorcas

had the worst penmanship and Regulus and Barty both refused to help him with homework because of it

managed to be the only Slytherin who sucked at potions

Barty Crouch Jr.

gay little lad with gay handwriting

LOVED cats. this man was the BIGGEST cat lover I do not care im right ur wrong. absolutely adored them

had a little sister who he was really protective over, she was in Hufflepuff and died during her 4th year which is what made him follow Regulus into joining up w the Death Eaters

daddy and mummy issues for days. bro never had a civil conversation w them

he absolutely beloathed Walburga and Orion Black when he found out what they did to Regulus, but obviously never said anything about it

[dumb-doll-lips]

I wanna try righting about today:

So like first just been a pretty horny weekend after getting some really good dick on Friday. This morning I replied to this guy I was seeing. Well sent him a pic of my ass. And he replied w something like ‘on my way.’ And then I was like well actually, today could work for me.

While figuring that out, I sent him a pic to show off my over the knee socks cause I knew he’d like that. He asked me to show off more and he got a few more pics. While chatting he was telling me it has been a little while for him, and like he’d probably be on the quicker side. I was like that’s fine, you can make it up to me another time loll. At first he was asking about coming over earlier than I’d have been able to w work. Which turned into him saying something along the lines of how it could be like hot for him to just jerk off on my couch while I’m trying to work. I was very like ugh that’d be frustrating and I better get your cum. As it was getting closer for him to come over I was telling him about how wet I had gotten.

So anyways, when he gets hear, someone does message me at work so I did end up having to try to do a little work while he settled into my couch w his cock out and some porn. I was like already being like damn it’s taking me a lot longer to type bc all I was thinking about was blowing him. I think I was making a handful of little whining sounds. I caved quickly and was like do you want help.

I got on my knees in front of him and started sucking his cock, getting to feel him get all the way hard in my mouth becoming more of a struggle to fully take it. Tho he helped out some and held me down on his cock a couple times.

I don’t remember exactly what he said, but def was at his ask that I started undressing and turned around on my hands and knees. Was like trying to tempt him to fuck me then, touched myself some and told him how wet I was, which was very lol. Which he pretty quickly confirmed w his cock. He fucked me like that for a little while. Smacking my ass some while he was at it.

He then had me suck his cock again. And I got told if I keep it up like that he’d cum soon, and was like yeah and did. And then got to swallow his cum. I feel like I hung out kneeled below his cock for a while barely taking my mouth totally off it. I feel like how I didn’t get off meant my head wasn’t as fuzzy, and instead I just stayed really cock hungry.

[symptoms-syndrome]

Hi! I’m curious to hear (in a vague way) what the process was like uncovering the DID if you’re comfortable answering. Like how long did it take? Did your therapist(s)/treatment team first consider other diagnoses? And anything else you feel comfortable sharing.

Hihi! This is sort of a hard question to answer for me, but I can try!

What constitutes my "treatment team" is sort of hard to define in this sense, because IDK if you mean "the ppl over the course of my life" or like "the one who wrote it on paper."

I've been seeing a therapist since I was 6 years old. I started going to outpatient programs like when I was in my early teens for Behavioral Problems. In those I was diagnosed with everything in the book so like. In that sense other diagnoses were considered? I think by the time I was 18 and kicked out of the house/able to see a professional of my own volition not connected to my parents/disciplinary programs, I was mostly labeled as BPD, PTSD, depression + anxiety, OCD, maybe NPD or ODD. I don't really give a single shit about any of those because I don't define myself by diagnoses anymore, or try not to, and my therapists as an adult told me it was majorly fucked that I was diagnosed with all that as a teenager. Most of them weren't even legit they were just labels to try and pin down why I was a Bad Kid. Spoiler for that, the answer was that generally teenagers act out when they're subject to intense trauma basically all the time and aren't listened to and are institutionalized. Tends to fuck your brain up real bad. I'm a lot better now not bc I got over the laundry list of diagnoses, but because I'm in like. A stable and supportive and independent environment.

I was officially diagnosed as an adult, exact ages escape me but probably like 19? It came as a surprise to me but fit like a glove re: my experiences with memory loss, not remembering where I am, meeting people who have met me before but I didn't remember, people telling me I did things I don't think I would, etc. It was really upsetting to hear because it's such a. Permanent and perception-of-life altering disorder. I was definitely hoping it was something that could be like. Cured more easily. It was also definitely hard to come to terms with the fact my childhood was That Bad, when I didn't really think it was before.

My therapist at the time said it was almost stupidly obvious that was what I had, even tho I wasn't like. Aware of it.

So like. How long did it take is hard to answer. Overall, if you count all the time I was being seen by psychiatric "professionals?" Over 10 years. If you count just that therapist? Like one year.

I'm a lil scatterbrained RN, so I might add more detail later or if u send another ask. I guess the question is so open and vague it's hard to answer without a full autobiography LMAO.

But I guess it would be useful to know why you wanna know. Then I could probably give a better answer. Are you considering the diagnosis for yourself? Are you trying to see if ur experience is shared w others? But also keep in mind I'm a weird little anti-psych dog who in general rejects the idea of seeking diagnosis for treatment. RN in therapy I mostly talk about my day to day struggles with whatever (like "damn, I've been really fixated on [specific trauma] this week" or "I made a friend" or "I'm really stressed about this argument I had" or "later this week im going on a date and i don't wanna fuck it up") and occasionally parts stuff comes up. Therapy hasn't majorly changed I don't think. Then again I'm real shit brain right now and my memory sucks ass. Maybe I can answer better later I just know if I didn't answer at all I'd forget.

[latteandjacks]

Now, watching Mammon's magnificent blah blah to lazy i'm sorry

This is going to be a looooooong post

(Containing laughter everytime the name Mammon appears on screen because in Mexico and without one m it's a word to say call someone an egocentric ot an asshole or both)

"Women aren't funny" WOW MAN I KNOW IS HELL BUT HOW ARE YOU NOT CANCELLED¿

"He can eat my ass, in a bad way"

Blitz your fucking disgusting

HE SAID IT, OZZIE CALLED BLITZ BLITZ AND NOT BLITZO, YES, YEEESSSSSS

I know and I know and I know Ozzie is right and Mammon is definilty abusing Fizz and he's an asshole and Ozzie is trying to help but I really really don't like how he words things because out of context it sounds really bad but again I know Mammon is a bitch

Me: "Oh wow Ozzie hired Blitz and other guard, the guard looks like him, probably someone strong because Blitz is mainly there to convince Fizz, right?" "Wait THAT'S OZZIE?? HOW IS HE- HOW IS HE SO THIN-"

Ozzie Ily but srsly you need to learn to communicate with your partner

I really hate how it looks like the upper arms are coming out of Mammon's chest I really hate that

STOP GRABBING HIM LIKE HE'S A TOY NOOOO

BLITZ ILY YOU TOO BUT RULE #1 OF SEEING YOUR FRIEND CLEARLY BEING MENTALLY ABUSED BY SOMEONE WHO HAS POWER OVER THEM: GAIN THAT PERSON TRUST FIRST HAND SO YOU CAN WORK BETTER INTO GETTING YOUR FRIEND AWAY FROM THEM WITHOUT RISKING YOUR FRIENDS SAFETY

"He thinks he's funny" "Offended"

FIZZ NO

Ooooh who are these two, oooooh no I don't like their designs

I'm dying, Blitz insulting the blue twins and Fizz possing like trying to replicate Blitz sass but not really

Blitz NO you're making it worse help you're giving him more pressure

Ooooooh I like this "song" I like it a lot

NO THE GIRL WITH $ TITS FELL NOOOOHOO 😭

Istg if the creep from the beginning comes back i'm going to chew my shoes

WAIT ARE THE HORNS LIKE THEIR EARS?? THEY HEAR TROUGH THAT?? OMG THE KID IS SO CUTE THIS SCENE IS GOING TO MAKE ME CRY???

FIZZ KNOWS SIGN LANGUAGE I'M CRYING AND I'M NOT KIDDING THERE'S TEARS ON MY FACE

(Takes a break to chill the fuck out)

Aight

FUCK HE DID CAME BACK, BLITZ, SHOT 'EM Okay help he's a discord mod isn't he Pixar villain complex

I'm sad because I know Fizz really greatly appreciates what Blitz did but will probably not be able to say anything

Yeah, called it, fuck you Mamon I'm going to call him Mamon now idc he deserves it

HE SAID IT! "Good enough for WHAT?"

Oh you're cool I like you a lot

GOOD SONG BUT I STILL HATE YOU TWO

Oh God no the makeup it's going to be really bad right? This is going to be really bad

HE CAN'T FIT NOHOOOOO

Okay I can't even like HE THINKS OZZIE IS WITH HIM BECAUSE HE BECAME FAMOUS FOR MAMMON AND I'M FUCKING CRYING

HE TOOK OFF HIS HAT HE THINKS OZZIE ONLY LIKES HIM AT HIS BEST I CANNOT BE FUCKING KINING THIS JESTER THIS MUCH THIS IS UNFAIR

Okay Ozzie again ILY BUT THE WAY HE MOVES LMAO SDGHABNM, NO NVM, I LOVE HIM EVEN MORE

ANOTHER ONE?? IT REALLY IS A MUSICAL HUH Should've seen it coming

Whatever is Ozzie and Fizz is going to be my favorite song of the episode

"You're messy but i'm messy too" MDHFDDGSH

They kiss, i'm losing it

B L I T Z

Hey who the fuck put me into Helluva Boss

ANOTHER SONG, AND IF IT'S ABOUT WHAT I THINK IT'S GONNA BE I WILL BE SOOOO HAPPY

I would comment on what Mammon said but I need to make the image or else it won't work

"It's about you" "w h a t"

HE CALLED MAMON A CUCK, YOU GO FIZZ DO WHAT MANY OF US COULDN'T DO

Mamon clapping at the performance even tho he knows it's about him is like the same AND opposite vibe of Bruno vibing to his family talking shit about him and Idk how to describe it

Okay but everyone thought it was like a random song he thought it was catchy and when he said Mamon's name everyone just started to process the lyrics He called him out of his abuse and everyone will realize how much he sucks now, at least a lot of them will

THE KIDDDDDDDD

God I was so worried that they were going to do THAT gag, i'm glad it was just Mamon becoming a weird spider

Damn Ozzie that's hot (Pun intended)

THEY ADDMITTED IT, THEY'RE FREE, THEY'RE GDSHADBHAKJLCNDVJAKL I'm those fans screaming in the background that's me, that's us all

"You're going to regret revealing that Ozz" Oh shit these three WILL come back won't they?

[dexpairs-blog]

Characters i think i would i be able to pull as a plus size(small fat) fem presenting enby that manages to be somewhat conventionally attractive 👍🏻

I use all pronouns btw

Warnings: none?? Maybe some suggestive comments here and there but that's it.

Riddle: yes because of his mommy issues but i wouldn't because of his momma, but i would gladly call her a bitch to defend him.

Trey: maybe? I feel like he might have a preference for chubbier bodies so probably?? Even tho i wouldn't be able to tell he's flirting cuz i suck at social cues LMAO

Cater: no but would still flirt with me as a joke, with consent ofc! He'd drop the most down bad statements in my magicam comment section just for shits and giggles just to be answered with an equally down bad comment. Me n Cater 🤞🏻

Ace: yes- you saw how he kept mentioning wanting to share a bad with the MC? Bros down astronomical. But i wouldn't bother cuz eh- i need an adhd bestie to share my braincells with yk. he'd prolly get touchy but my dumb ass would think nothing of it.

Deuce: yes. Bro gets nervous around the maidens so yep.

Leona: yes and no?? Like, i feel like i could pull him but for nothing serious? Even if i manage to make him my bf it wouldn't be anything long term, cause you know, he's a prince, it would still be a nice relationship tho. He'd also use me as a pillow which depending on where u are can be a blessing or a pain cuz lemme tell you i'm a walking heater.

Ruggie: YES. Bro looks at fat women and goes AWOOGA. You can't tell me he doesn't find plus size attractive knowing wtf he's been through. He LOVES a well fed mc!! And loves being the little spoon!!

Jack: no because he'd friendzone me😤 not that he doesn't find plus size ppl hot but i don't think we'd get along like that.

Azul: yes and no, he most likely has internalized fatphobia due to his trauma, and he gets pissed seeing how the MC manages to draw ppl towards them if the fat. He'd project a lot pre ch.3 but after that he gets over it and learns to over come it.

Jade:yes but more like the other way around.

Floyd: yes. Bro wouldn't keep his hands to himself.

Kalim: yes, he doesn't care about looks.

Jamil: NOPE.

Vil: LMAFAO NO

Rook: anyone can pull him

Epel: yea

Idia: yup, dummy thicc with big tiddums go brrr

Malleus: all yuus can pull him, but again it wouldn't be something long term cuz he's a prince and i don't want to get married😍 so better to remain homies 👍🏻

Lilia: bro adopts me the second he hears me saying one of his sons is hot and acts as a wingman for me. Mans wants grandbabies.

Silver: YES, IT WOULD TAKE ME MONTHS TO DO SO BUT IT WOULD BE SO WORTH IT. HUSBAND MATERIAL RIGHT THERE💞💞

Sebek: yea?? But i wouldnt try for the safety of my eardrumms.

I FORGOT RSA AND ROLLO

Honorable mentions:

(mildly suggestive)

Rollo (pastofrollo) : YES, CONSERVATIVE BITCH TURNED INTO MEGA SLUT🤤🤤🤤 I WANT HIM SO BAD YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. I WANT TO RUIN HIM GHHNRHNSHSM..A.S.S.,.,.,.,.MBMHJNM...

Chenya: maybe?? More like a fwb situation though.

Neige: as much as i'd like to say yes his fans would bodyshame me into oblivion😭😭