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#not exactly a vent but yknow
identityarchitect · 10 months
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ope. ok
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evansboyfriend · 3 days
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the thing is you could use that "[person] isn't thinking about [your ship]. [person] is thinking about [their own interest]" like "oliver stark isn't thinking about canon buddie. oliver stark is thinking about arsenal football club" for anyone and anything except pete wentz. like yeah pete wentz is most definitely thinking about patrick stump.
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feathrvane · 1 year
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I'd rather be dry, but at least I'm alive.
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spicyicymeloncat · 4 months
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I saw in your notes that you had to cancel your birthday so happy (possibly late) birthday!!
Haha thanks it was last year in September lol!!
And actually I did get to do birthday plans it was just kinda miserably bc the reason I was going to cancel was due to conflicts with my mum (and her making me feel like an awful person about it), but my other mum didn’t care and we went anyways and it was actually fine (the concerns my mum didn’t happen)
Also I was going through basically a platonic break up as well so crazy month lol
But thank you, and everyone who sent me flags, it was nice to get some positive interaction during all that!
#i think I said I cancelled out of mental health reasons#yeah my mental health issue is my parents#they technically did give me mental health issues I definitely was depressed last year before this incident#full context is I have a brother who was 3 and my mum thought he would have a tantrum at the restaurant bc it would be late#and she told me in a way that made me feel like a horrible person for even suggesting going out and never considering other people#the whole summer beforehand was about similar conflicts#but we went anyways and my brother probably enjoyed himself more than I did lol#i just checked all my discord msgs bc I talk to my friends about my parents a lot (it’s good to have a paper trail so I can know exactly wh#and how I’m traumatised by my parents lol)#and apparently after days of me asking my mum if we’re sure we can go and she’s happy to go out and to let me know if it won’t work#she made a backhanded comment the day before we were going to go out#where basically my brother was asleep and she said in a moody tone that this is what it would be like if we went out#and I was just devastated bc I gave her plenty of ways out and at that point I actually had my hopes up about it#and she didn’t say we can’t go she just shat on the idea so backhandedly#oh wow it was such a headache#we cancelled and we’re gonna do it Monday#and then last second we went out that day anyways#yknow when I wasn’t prepared and didn’t get enough sleep#my god#worst birthday actually#at least my sister was there she was cool#anyways sorry for vent ig??#anon#ask#personal
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faggot-friday · 7 months
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god it’s like primary school again (people are spreading rumours that i have a crush on someone)
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truckstoptigers · 8 months
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so a delivery truck just came up my driveway real quick and it scared me so bad I turned the lights & the heater off in my garage
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trash-bin-ary · 9 months
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I still think about the name I came up with when I was unsure if I liked my legal name and like jeioebe could the world be super cool about having 2 names or that using a different name at all than legal wasnt nerve wracking please
#this is a post i made#me back at it again not being sure if this is a vent post or not#okay actual tags now they do have the non-legal name used so idk if you want mystery of my irl life look away#listen Mil is a great name to me even if I’m also hyper conscious of it being I guess obviously different even though I want to be vis queer#o(-( idk I just thought about using [legal] and Mil and he/they and was like yeah euphoria#and like… I think if it wasn’t my legal name I would not choose that name but I don’t think I could imagine not having it I love it#I’m also just aware it doesn’t exactly line up with me in my head and when I tried only Mil I was like I miss using my legal sorta#… idk that post that’s like what did people think trans names are: what trans peoples names secretly are: made me like yooo other people hav#secret names… oh no I don’t have multiple unless you count my internet name which I don’t it’s distinctly for safety. it’s just the 2 and#excluding the year I was trying the other out I don’t exactly tell people it#yknow the beginning of college I did use both I think but then I got a different friend group and it was with someone I used to know and so#the nerves came back#anyway sidebar I think the reason I don’t really consider Ary a real name is cause my first internet name was actually the first trial of Mi#and then once it moved to the real word I changed to align with my username for anonymousness#like to be clear I like the name Ary but I would not go by it to people outside of the internet
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revvetha · 1 year
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doctors hate me for my ability to drink so much water and exercise daily and sleep an uninterrupted 7.5h and still look and feel like absolute fucking shit every day loll cfs and depression are truly magical
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It's been 7 hours and 15 days
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universalsatan · 2 years
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sometimes i forget how distinctly american my mother is, and how we are generally a product of our surroundings
#personal#just found out she’s pro-military!!! and she was accusing me of being anti-military because of watching x files. like girl i am 10 episodes#into this show. i have had these views for a Long time (VERY specifically about the us military). and im just like. damn. like yeah of COURS#it’s not plastered everywhere. ‘give me some peer reviewed articles’ i would but i just cant bring myself to get the energy to get stuck in#this exhausting npd abuse loop again (sounds exaggerated but im basically falling for exacerbating the situation. which is why it’s always#hit me the hardest i guess. because she Will just straight up either not mention it ever again or just simply deny it. and i’m not exactly#educated enough on the subject to remember specific points. my memory has been destroyed BECAUSE of this kinda shit and i cant recall decent#argument points anymore. not that i even particularly want to!!! read up on all this shit!!!! oh and even realizing that she was Definitely#seeing me as an Extreme. like girl what. i forgot that npd does that#reminds me of how. she’s very liberal. she was the one who got me out of the closet in the first place (bc i wouldnt do so myself)#and yet the other day. i swear she said something that was almost terf rhetoric#FUCK i HATE that my memory has already scrambled it. fuuuuuck and here i thought my memory was coming back#but it was something along the lines of implying that men Would try to get into women’s shelters etc in a skirt or smth and i#i just stopped talking i was so shocked#god. sorry didnt mean to vent lmao but im. hhh im just Tired yknow?#mandont
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waywardsalt · 2 months
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tag rant but man i fuckin hate the new direction for loz
#its like. this is more on like. why is it bad that theres a zelda formula. why is it bad that all of the games follow this formula#that’s their identity??? like pokemon games and fire emblem games all have their own formulas so to say#and so thats their identity thats what you expect going in thats their niche their gameplay experience identity#and i just. really fucking hate how loz seems to be going the route of just. throwing shit at the wall and trying everything else#and nothing sticks so the more recent ones just feel like open world slop that dont excel at anything#so fuck this im going to play elden ring with a double jumping horse and great and challenging combat. i’ll play minecraft#yknow? and i dont understand why loz games feeling ‘similar’ is so fucking bad like???? every game series’ entries feel similar thats the#point yknow. if they suddenly made a fire emblem that was an fps for no reason other than to break convention and break away feom the#formula then what the fuck thats not even fire emblem any more. like. idk. i kinda just despise the newer stuff bc its so. middle of the#road whatever and has just about nothing i actually like and look for in the series. they dont have that niche identity any more#its a shift that just makes them like part of the open world white noise every aspect is honed down and done better in other games#its not like the formula causes every loz game to be really predictable or blend together fuck no#theyre still each very unique from each other even if they follow the same guidelines thats the fun???#like woah i wonder how the dungeons will differ what the new story and characters will be what new items#fucking hell boo hoo this game series’ games are similar to each other. almost as if they share the same central identity#absolutely just letting off steam and frustration here i hate when ppl treat the formula as a bad thing when it’s like. what makes them loz#like fuck its not like theyre exactly the same like i said theres a great deal of variety in what each one offers no need to just chuck it#all thats the kind of shit i come to loz for. i go to fire emblem for the specific leveling up strategy gameplay i go to pokemon for the#creature battling and specific world feel botw/totk just. do not carry with them the same signifiers of loz and they dont really have#identities beyond go do whatever the fuck which is not very compelling??? like can we at least commit to something here?#im yelling at shadows here im just. fuckin tired and feeling pessimistic abt this future of this game series whose core gameplay is one of#my all time favorites i really like the tightly designed linear-with-freedom dungeons and puzzles and world and all that#like the aesthetics changing is great and its fun to see different takes and tones on it but that core sense of things is like. The Point#of choosing to play loz yknow what i mean. like just bc its got ‘legend of zelda’ slapped on it doesnt gonna mean im gonna want to play a#vastly different experience if that makes sense. thats not the precedent thats not what you like. expect and associate with this#i feel like i sound like some entitled fuck abt this but like. is that tried and true style just going to be trashed in favor of this#honestly kinda bland everyman-ass style just bc it started to seem like it was getting stale. fuck this im gonna see what tunic’s about#likely delete later this was just a vent. ‘the zelda formula is a bad thing-‘ are you fucking serious rn#like hesitantly hopeful abt eow bc someone i know is excited for it so ill def play it but just. man
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ajarofpickledtears · 9 months
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was feeling somewhat better and not quite as much like crying over money and obviously dad chose this specific point to come by and talk about money lol
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luffyvace · 10 months
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How aizawa courts you/relationship headcanons
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y’all seem to really like the crush headcanons i did so now i’m doing him when he actually tries to court you and when your actually together :)
this is still going to be canon aizawa btw
also still fem reader in mind
okay so now that aizawa is trying to court you, like in love and wants to date
he’d be forward about it
probably waits until your at his place or yours
then as your doing whatever he’ll ask
“y/n i have something important to tell you”
“yeah? what is it, it’s not bad is it?”
“no, i actually just wanted to know if you’d like to go out somewhere with me. a date.”
your reaction may vary from shock to a knowing smile
either way you accept politely (how could you reject such a fine man?)
so you both talk about the date and end up planning it out right then and there
you decided that weekend would work fine
so after that’s settled you talk about each other’s feelings, how and why they came to be
you figured out you fell first but he fell harder :)
so your first date would be out somewhere simple yet fun and with a little less people
so there’s this place called cat island in japan
yeah
its perfect
(i hope your a cat person)
it’s exactly what you think, there’s cats everywhere search it up
there’s more cats than people actually
its heaven for him
you guys have a fun field day with cats then head back to your house
chatting and looking at the pictures you took
and yeah!
again he’s straight forward with courting
so now we’re on relationship
you guys are definitely closer now
i’ll go through a normal day for y’all then relationship things
so
aizawa gets up early for his job
he’ll get ready and text you to see how your doing then go to work
if you work at ua with him and live together
he likely gets up first if not y’all are up at the same time
when he’s ready he’ll wake you up if you like to sleep in
and warm the car while he waits if it’s winter (yippie he’s freezing so you don’t have to)
y’all drive to work together
you can text him throughout work but he won’t reply unless it’s important or a genuinely good question
he won’t slack off the job (EVEN THO HE SLEEPS ON IT)
anyway
if you work with him he’ll text you on break if your not already in the staff room
or if you have separate jobs he’ll still text to check up on you
makes sure you eat something
is today stressful so far?
why? vent to him.
he truly cares about your physical and mental health
once you both get home from work he’ll run you a bath and cook dinner
he’s a average cook, can cook basic things
if y’all don’t live together he’s more likely to order take out though
not always junk food sometimes he’s just tired and orders a salad. he’s upset because he knows he can make it himself but he’s just so tired
so he appreciates if you turn the tables and treat him to a bath and hot meal (if y’all moved in together)
but if y’all got your own places sometimes if your both still energized you’ll come over to one another’s house
if y’all live together he falls asleep real fast
won’t mind if you snuggle next to him
except for when he gets hot
then he turns over 😭
sometimes he’ll try to stay up to have those late night convos with you but don’t get mad if he falls asleep, it’s by accident. y’all can always continue the next night :)
he won’t snuggle you btw
just because he naturally stays on his side of the bed
he ain’t a wild sleeper
he flips from side to side
its rare to catch him on his back for more than a few minutes
LUCKY YOU HE’S NOT A BLANKET HOGGER
if you are tho
he’ll get annoyed the first few times but he won’t say anything about it
after a few nights he just gets his own blanket
if your a wild sleeper this annoys him more than hogging the blanket
he’ll tell you, you keep kicking him and slapping him in his sleep and it wakes him up
yknow your boy likes some good sleep so he doesn’t stand for you wakin him up
suggests to get two beds
but you don’t like that idea
so he’ll probably end up putting pillows in between you or sleeping in his sleeping bag on the floor 😭
if y’all stay at different places tho
its rare for y’all to have a sleepover
he doesn’t see the point in having two different houses if you just want to sleep at his
would think about moving in together
but he won’t bring it to the table unless he see’s a opportunity or feels you’d feel comfortable/like that
if you do manage to convince him he’s not staying up and playing or smth he’s literally going to sleep
if your a wild sleeper he won’t do it again
otherwise you may be able to convince him like 2 or 3 more times
dont tell mic though if mic teases him he’ll never do it again
not to spite you but out of annoyance from yamada (mic)
he just won’t feel like it anymore
btw keep your room clean or be scolded
”clean your room y/n there’s no reason you should have clothes and clutter everywhere.”
“you don’t even need half of this stuff, just clean it.”
now to genuine relationship things
well for one i’m telling you he won’t call you pet names
just
“y/n”
”why should i call you ___ if your name is y/n”
doesn’t see the point in them
you may be able to convince him a few years into the relationship to call you “babe” or anything simple and sweet but that’s it
maybe a “n/n” occasionally
if YOU call HIM pet names tho
he wouldn’t mind :)
still doesn’t get it tho
just don’t make it anything too sappy
he’ll funny look you if you do
especially at work
or around mic and all might
would prefer if you stuck to the simple ones or a nickname tho
another thing
if your a hero, a reckless one at that, he’ll worry for you and scold you if you get injured
please don’t give this man a heart attack
”you need to be more rational”
if your already a rational person thank goodness
he’s glad he doesn’t have to babysit a whole class of students and you
random
but
if you like coffee or tea he’ll make you some before/when you get up
if you don’t live together he’ll bring you a cup if you both work at ua
if you work on weekends (idk how some people do it) he’ll bring you a cup on your lunch break
giving each other massages>>
he’s really good at it too
he’s a good person to vent to as well
especially about the stress of work because he felt that
he’ll take you on dates randomly even if y’all are in a relationship
not every week
but he’ll take the time out to spend it with you if he has some
he’s a traditional gentleman
and by that i mean buy you flowers and gifts
but not just “roses 🤓☝️“
he’ll actually take the time to learn your favorite flowers and buys you reals ones to take care of
if you don’t have a green thumb how else will you learn?
so he’ll buy them anyway
helps you take care of them though
he waters them and reminds you to if you live separately
he buys you little trinkets and gifts that BENEFIT you
not just something that’ll “collect dust” as he says
like if you tell him your vacuum breaks down every few months
he’ll RESEARCH one that doesn’t, is inexpensive and cleans well
and buy it for you :)
overall he’s a 10/10 boyfriend 100% green flag
ladies and gentlemen (and whoever’s in between)
get yourself an aizawa
enough said
have a good day/night
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luxesiren · 2 years
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⸻ 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐇𝐈𝐌; a.arlert x black reader
ෆ synopsis: you were unsatisfied with your latest hookup and armin claims that he is actually better than him and he could fuck you way better than he could.
ෆ warnings: black fem reader, thick/chubby reader, uses she/her pronouns, use of profanity, mentions of smoking, weed smoker!armin, sex confident!armin, smut warning; oral sex (f! receiving), fingering, slight degradation, dirty talk, multiple orgasms, creampie
ෆ author’s note: this is fully self indulgent bc yknow armin brainrot🤭 i literally cannot get him out my head so i made this lol, hope you enjoy!
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you were sitting on your couch with armin right beside you and you were telling him about your less than satisfactory hookup, “i just don't understand why it’s so hard to make me cum like i’m so frustrated, this is the fourth time this has happened.” 
armin chuckled as he rolled up the blunt you guys were going to smoke, “you just have shitty taste in men.” 
you scoffed at his response and rolled your eyes at him, “i mean, it could be that but as any decent man would think about letting whoever he’s fucking cum first.” you reasoned with an aggravated shrug. 
armin could’ve been right but at the same time, it was so easy to care about the sexual pleasure of your partner, you always came to armin to vent about your sexual frustrations thinking that he could give you some good advice but he always had that smug ass grin on his face. 
you watched as he licked the blunt to seal it and maybe, you could’ve been very horny but something about how he moved his tongue to seal up the blunt made your insides ignite. he lit up the blunt, inhaling some of the smoke before passing it to you, you took it between your fingers and brought it up to your lips, and took a drag of it, your lip gloss staining the blunt. 
“you’re right. any decent man would make their partner cum first before thinking about themselves, that’s why i’m a decent man.” he chuckled smugly. 
you rolled your eyes at his comment and took another hit of the blunt before passing it to him, you could already feel the high getting to you, “right, you’re a decent man. you mean to tell me that you could make me cum before you cum?” 
armin nodded as he inhaled the smoke, he blew the remaining smoke out and turned to you with a smirk, “yeah, baby. that’s exactly what i’m saying, i could probably make you cum more than once too.” 
at this point, your pussy was throbbing with need. armin was confident in whatever he was saying and you wanted him to prove his point, you bit your lip as you looked down at your lap. you wanted him, you wanted armin so fucking bad. 
you and armin have known each other for a long time and for a while he was never this confident in his sex life but now he seemed to know what to do with his tongue, his dick, his fingers — so maybe you wanted to see what it was like. he was always smart and nerdy but now he was a whole different person. 
armin smoked the blunt carelessly as you just stared at him in awe of his attitude, it was something attractive in the way he carried himself now and you wanted to know just how many times he could make you cum tonight. 
so deep in thought, you didn't see him move closer to you, you just felt his hand on your thigh, his hand squeezing gently and his breath fanning your neck. “whatcha thinking about, mama? hmm? tell me.” 
you bit your lip in hopes that no sounds would come out, your eyes rolling in the back of your head at his words. maybe it was the fact that you were high as fuck or the fact that you were very much aroused from the sound of armin’s voice. “you’re so confident in making me cum so why don’t you do it?” 
armin smirked and squeezed your thigh tightly, he passed you the blunt again. you took it and put it between your lips inhaling more smoke, you wanted to know why he just passed you the blunt again instead of making good on his promise. 
as you took another drag of the blunt you felt his lips on your neck, you just sat there enjoying the attention. his lips were soft and skilled, you knew this just by how he was kissing your neck — his hand trailing up your thigh and caressing softly as he started to suck on your neck. you bit your lip, swallowing at moans that threatened to come out; this was already new to you, none of your hookups cared to make you aroused, they just wanted to fuck you and leave which is why you were so unsatisfied. 
maybe armin was right about you having shitty taste in men. you finished off the blunt before putting it in the ashtray, your breath getting heavier as armin’s tongue started to lick at the marks he already left. 
he pulled back with a smirk, “any of your fuck buddies do that?” 
you shook your head no and he laughed, “i figured. they don’t know how to fuck and they certainly can’t fuck you the way i could.” 
the moan you let out was loud and embarrassing but armin just bit his lip and kept going, he started to manhandle you into laying down so he was on top of you. you brought his head down to kiss him with ferocity, his lips fully encased with yours, almost like a perfect match — fitting together like a puzzle piece. 
his hand moving to your tits and fondling them through your tight tank top, you weren’t wearing a bra and armin was grateful. your nipples were hard against his hands as he groped and played with them. 
you moaned into the kiss as his hands roamed your body. you started to realize something about the way armin was moving his hands and all of his movements; they were gentle. he touched you as if you were priceless china and fuck, if that wasn’t a turn on, 
your tongue tangled with his, your hands finding his shoulders and holding on tightly. you were both high as fuck but this? this was a new high, your pussy was leaking just from his tongue being in your mouth and his hands massaging your tits. how the fuck could he make you like that? you didn’t know but you couldn’t find time to care either. 
armin pulled back and you whined at the loss of his skilled tongue exploring every corner of your mouth. his smirk gone and his eyes blazing with arousal and excitement, you were losing your mind at the thought of this armin making you cum. 
your eyes met his and he smiled, “how many times do you think you could cum tonight?” 
your head was fuzzy, and any other thoughts were nonexistent. armin tsked and grabbed your face gently, “i asked you a question. how many times do you think you could cum tonight?” 
you whined loudly, he was so much different than usual and it made you wet behind belief, “shit, min, i don’t know.” his hand left your face and you let out a breath. 
he took off his shirt and threw it somewhere across the room, your hands immediately went to his abs. his hands grabbing yours and placing them above your head, “keep those there, yeah?” 
you couldn’t do anything but nod your head, his hands moved underneath your shirt to feel on your titties. you arched into his touch pushing into his hands, “feels good, min.” 
“yeah?” he smirked. his fingers playing with your nipples making them hard, he leaned down and kissed your body, licking over your stretch marks. it was single-handedly the hottest thing you’d ever seen, his gaze focused on you when you looked down — your eyes locked and it was almost like you could cum from that look alone. 
his hands left your tits and moved to take off your jogging pants and toss them behind him, “look at you, moaning and writhing under me like a little slut”
you whimpered softly and wiggled under his gaze, you were so wet and it was embarrassing how your closest friend could make you this aroused. “you gonna make me cum like a slut then?” 
armin playfully shrugged, his head went between your thighs, his hands squeezing them hard before slapping your thigh. you arched and moaned loudly, armin was fucking sinful in the way he was handling you and he hadn’t even done anything major yet. 
his tongue licking your clit through your panties, his groan settled in your core as he licked on your clit. his hands caressing your thighs as his tongue flicked and sucked at your clit through your panties. 
“oh f-fuck, armin. f-feels so good, mmph!” you said with a whine. maybe you shouldn’t fucked armin from the beginning. 
his hands felt on the lace of your panties before removing them and placing them in his pocket with a smile. it was fucking sadistic in the way his eyes locked with yours as he placed your underwear in his pocket. 
but you didn’t care, not with the way his tongue returned to your clit and it was so much better without the piece of cloth in the way. broken moans and whimpers were the only things to be heard in the room. 
it was an understatement to say that armin’s tongue was skilled, he was a fucking linguist with the way his tongue made your pussy wet. your hands flew to his hair and pushed his face into your cunt, his lips sucked at your folds and he was moaning and groaning into your pussy. 
your eyes rolling to the back of your head. “FUCK! min!! goddamn it!” 
you could feel his smile, he pulled back and kissed your inner thigh before his lips latched onto your sopping wet cunt again. it was almost embarrassing how you could hear the slurping noises but it was also so fucking hot how he ate you out like you were his last meal. 
your thighs trembling around his head, you could feel your resolve starting to snap — the pleasure building higher and higher, his tongue still moving with no regard. he pulled back again to spit on your cunt and lick up your juices, his eyes locked with yours once more. 
your eyes almost closed from his intense gaze but you kept looking at him, your mouth releasing nothing but countless moans and whimpers as he took you apart. all it took was one last suck on your clit for you to cum in his mouth. 
your back arched, your toes curled as you let out a long drawn-out moan. you let go of armin’s hair and he gave your clit one last suck before pulling off to catch his breath. his jaw ached but it was the best kind of ache in the world — he wiped your cum and remaining juices off his chin. 
“that’s one. you think you can do it again? i think you can.” 
you couldn’t even respond, you just let him do whatever to you at this point. so when he put his head back down and started small kitten licks on your clit again you could help to buck in his hold, his hands on your waist as he started again. 
“min, m’sensitive. oh fuck, fuck, keep going.” you whimpered loudly. 
he pulled off to slap your clit, smirking at your broken moan before holding his fingers to your lips, “suck, baby.” 
you took his fingers in your mouth and your tongue ran over the digits and moaned around them as armin never took his eyes off you. 
you were starting to understand why armin was so confident that he could make you cum more than anyone before him because this man? he was a fucking god and it was unbelievably attractive. his bangs sticking to his forehead from sweat and eyes glassy and his pupils dilated, he looked so fucking good. 
he pulled his fingers out and kissed you deeply, automatically entangling his tongue with yours — distracting you from his fingers entering your cunt and thrusting shallowly. you mewled in his mouth as his thumb circled your clit slowly, your legs starting to shake again. 
armin looked at you and then down to your pussy, “you know what i love about your pussy? your pussy seems to like me more than any of the other guys. tell me, does your pretty pussy suck them in? hmm?” 
“no, min. never, f-fuck. never does,” 
he hummed silently. “your pussy is better than all the others i’ve indulged in.” he grinned and thrusted harder, curling his fingers perfectly and just enough to make you see stars. 
your thighs closed around his hand as he kept thrusting his fingers inside of you, your hand grabbed his wrist but you weren’t sure if you wanted him to stop or keep going. 
you tossed your head back and moaned loudly, his thrusts becoming relentless. countless moans and mewls escape your lips and you licked your lip as you felt another impending orgasm sneak up on you. 
the knot in your belly tightened and armin kept doing what he was best at, making you speechless. his thumb rubbing your clit while his fingers continued to take you apart, the build-up was almost painful but then you felt it again — the need to cum. 
and so you did, one last flick on your clit and that was it. your cum oozing out around his fingers, leaving a white residue on his fingers. he pulled them out and licked his fingers clean all while looking at you. 
you rolled your eyes and tried to catch your breath, armin laughed softly, “so did i meet your expectations?” 
“huh? oh yeah. where the fuck did you learn that?” you sighed and tried to keep your eyes open. 
“i can’t tell you my secrets.” he said with a wink. 
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of course, armin didn’t tell you his secrets but of course, you went back to him whenever you were horny and needed some relief. 
so that’s how you ended up on your back with your legs touching your chest and screaming nothing but his name. 
“fuck, i love when you scream my name. you gonna let the neighbors hear you?” armin asked. 
his hips snapping against yours and his balls hitting your ass, the deep strokes making your toes curl and your eyes roll back. his dick was covered in nothing but your cum and juices, he made you cum three times before he fucked you but now that he was fucking you? it was better than anything. 
your pussy clenching around his dick tightly, sucking him in deeper so you could feel him in your stomach — slightly touching your cervix, making you cum again. 
“AHH! armin! fuck, deeper, just like that..” you moaned out, your nails digging into his skin as his nails dug into your hips. grunts and groans were the only sounds coming from armin and you were enjoying all of the sounds. 
he went deeper, watching his dick go in and out of you, seeing the white ring surround him, and hearing the sounds of your wet cunt sucking him in and not letting go. 
“your pussy is mine, you know that right?” 
you nodded, tears running down your cheeks as he continued to fuck you, “yeah, i know, baby.” 
he smiled devilishly and this time when he moved his hips faster it was to make you cum again for the fourth time. your legs started to shake and your toes couldn’t curl anymore but the pleasure was something different. 
it was dizzying, he was fucking you like there was no tomorrow — you would definitely be walking with a limp just like every time he fucked you. 
his hands gripped your thighs tightly as tried to make you cum, his bangs sticking on his forehead before he moved his hand to push them back. 
you were tired. you don’t know how you kept going, this time when you finally came, it wasn’t as extraordinary as the other ones but armin did pull four of them outta you. 
your legs gave out and armin moaned loudly as his hips stuttered before coming to a full stop as he came inside you, he always made you come first and that was always his thing ever since he claimed that he was better than all your other fuck buddies. 
and he was. 
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rzyraffek · 1 year
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Ok so, like, Stu or Billy (or both separately) with virgin reader who’s like TERRIFIED of sex? Like just being sweet and talking them through it
YALL HAVE CRAZY TIMING, I LITTERALY HAD 2MONTH BREAK FROM POSTING AND I STARTED WRITING AND I GOT REQUEST (first in weeks) AT THE SAME TIME!? I love you all
Also anon, you are litteraly describing me, pls why yall are so relatable
I use she/her pronouns but if you want them changed just dm me or comment also I wasnt sure i you meant billy lenz or billy loomis so I did both!! I made tittle short, but its basically 'slashers with virgin s/o who's scared of sex'
Slashers with virgin! S/o
Billy Loomis
So basically, dude is very understanding! Will take it slow if you need to! And won't ask for sex unless s/o clearly says that she's ready
Like in og movie, Sidney wasnt very keen on idea of sex either! So yeah my dude is respectful, even in canon!
My guy won't even joke about it, your not ready? Understood
Can just lay down, watch moves and kiss! Also loves holding hands😊
If anyone ever said mean stuff about you bcs you never did any sexuall stuff my dude is putting that ghostface mask and calling his bbg Stu asap
When yall are finally doing the sex, he will be very gentle and tell s/o exactly what he will do and ask if shes okay
He is not some animal who desperately NEEDS it. Yknow he can wait!
Stu Matcher
Jesus chirst he is an animal
I mean he won't force anything obviously, but o my god, he will be teasing so hard!
He is typical horny teen, my guy will evaporate
Will constantly ask her if she's ready or nah
Tbh he doesnt want to force/pressure anything on her, cuddles will be enough for him😊 cuddles and snuggles
But omg if s/o decides that she's ready, my guy will litteral jump out of window (in positive attitude) he wkll be so exited
First time with him might be goofy, but he will be gentle, will try to break your ball of nervousness by silly jokes or tickles
Overall 3/10 i recoment biting his hand off
Bonus: Stu and Billy together
Then s/o isn't around they argue who will be the first
Stu isnt so needy with cuddles and Billy with kisses, since they have eachother too 🥰
Stu bough yall those necklace that look like heart when combined together 😊
Billy totally punches stu everytime he makes some weird ass comments
Billy Lenz
????
What so you mean???
:(( b-but sex...
Buy a spray bottle and fill it with water with soap. Use it everytime he is in 2meter radius
Will bite her as signs of affecion, and curl into ball and lay in their lap
Everytime he questions you, change the topic of conversation or just use spray bottle from before (he will hiss)
Vents to Claude about the spray bottle
First time with him? Oh god why. My guy will try to be gentle and tbh s/o should be on top if she wants to have cute nice first time
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bones-of-a-rabbit · 1 year
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Just Readerbot fic things✨✨✨✨
Also. Yknow how there’s that neat ‘truth virus’ au ( @garbagechocolate ur au is cool sorry skdhdkdgdhsnd) thing going around. Anyway what if Readerbot got the virus
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Readerbot: *venting about their trauma and their confused feelings and lack of sense of self*
also Readerbot: *has exactly zero ability to speak or do sign language*
Moon, completely uncomprehending: Whatever it is u r going thru rn. I’m sorry
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