if i had a nickel for every time i watched a multiverse movie where a bagel lead to the collapse of the multiverse, i’d have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
I CAN'T FIND THE POST TALKING ABOUT HOBIE DEFYING GRAVITY FOR THE LIFE OF MEEEEEE
edit: FOUND IT! thanks @cocksmashermcflufflepuff :3
*sighs* but still, come with me in this teory;
We are aware that in some scenes from ATSV we can see Hobie defying gravity because we can see Gwen's hair going up because AHEM gravity is a thing!
See examples:
Adding this one becase APPARENTLY he can chose when gravity works on him??? (See the straps of his... suspenders?)
Please ignore my writing...
BUT I HAVE A GUESS!
Hobie has cutouts, right? Doesn't that make him FUCKING 2D?
We know his word is heavily inspired by a bunch of things from the 70s to the 80s, and wanna know something? The first time someone used 3d graphics on a movie WAS ON 1950!
So my theory is that Hobie's word is completely 2d (we can see a bunch of it on his intro) and that's why he can defy gravity ✨ but obviously he isn't 2d for the others because he's HUMAN after all so maybe when he changes portals? Ion know. This can obviously be debunked if we get a peek to his world on the next movie BUT UNTIL THAT I'm gonna be a firmly believer that he's 2D and that's why he doesn't follow the rules of gravity.
Ok I think this may be a niche thing but like I physically can't be attracted to Hugh Jackman or movie wolverine. Cause when I watched the x-men movies I was just a little kid!! I always saw myself as rogue and it feels like Logan is my dad or smth and that has not changed as I've got older lol
Like I appreciate that Hugh Jackman worked really hard for those abs like yes good job sir. But everyone is thirsting over him rn and then there's me, an only child with undiagnosed autism, just sitting there like yeah that's my Father. Like he's so dad shaped. I cannot separate from that little kid in my head in this instance just bc I'm 23 now lol
I'll never shut up about this scene it's so soft it's the fact you can see that Gwen obviously isn't buying it but she doesn't want Miles to feel embarrassed so she's acting like she believed him when he said that Peter broke the USB and Peter overhearing the whole conversation but not saying anything cuz he also didn't want Miles to feel embarrassed >>>>
Anyways it’s really cool that marvel had a character who was suddenly introduced into a new timeline where they didnt previously exist and has to deal with the ramifications of that alongside the loss of their previous mentor figure and friends.
And its really on brand that they barely explored any of that with miles and made up a new white boy with some extra fanfiction style sad ritz to have that storyline instead 🤡
Jason gets thrown into an alternate universe and finds his younger self being tortured in the asylum.
Things get… a little blurry after that.
When Jason comes back to himself he’s got a shaking kid clinging to him and a worrying amount of Joker parts strewn all over the floor, walls, and ceiling.
with pavitr having his hair out of the mask, and hugging gayatri when he saves her, and having The Worst attempt at disguising his voice out of all the spiderkids (which is saying something, when you're up against miles and gwen) - i love the idea that everybody in mumbattan absolutely knows that pavitr prabhakar is spider-man, but all have an unspoken agreement to never actually acknowledge it, because he's sweet and helpful and god, he's just a kid.
tourists and visitors and people just moving there will gesture to his very visible and easily identifiable hair and open their mouths to comment on it, and the nearest Seasoned Member of the Pavitr Prabhakar Defense Committee™ will slap a hand over their mouth and wrangle them in the opposite direction before they can blow his cover and get him arrested
You know me I see a cool world idea and I wanna stick my goobers in it!
This one based on the Amaranthine world by @chocodile
Something inherently funny about sticking a very good lad in a very very terrible corrupt world. More lore underneath if interested!
(None of this is canon to the setting. This is me playing in the setting.)
Oswald here is the sole inheritor of a large automaton company, once mild-mannered in simple clockwork and toys now expanding out into mechanical wonders and weaponry. His arm being one such wonder of their own making. Gifted in magical talents it all "went to waste" to power his once missing limb. (Still it jerks unaturally like something mechanical). Rumored to be a child of an affair (being rabbit and a hare mix) Despite all this he's the epidimy of "golden retriever energy". Inherently a goodie two shoes.
Many attempts to use his status and his mechanical know-how to try and better the lives of the commoners stuck in the frozen landscapes, most deals not working out in his favor.
Basically the Moogle to Hyden's Nu mou hahah