#oh I know he was PANICKING

[small-spanish-face]

Shelly de Killer seeing how the woman he literally just shot in the shoulder keeps walking towards the courthouse as if nothing happened:

[hopeless--light]

At a wayne gala somewhere

Vlad: This is my son Daniel Masters

Danny: its Daniel Fenton not Masters. I'm his Godson but call me Danny

Damian: Damian Wayne. Nice to meet you, Fenton.

Danny: oh government name. Spicy

[daily-hanamura]

[ex0rin]

The Boys S01E05: Good for the Soul

[xysidhequeen]

So sorta a prompt/sorta a brain worm that got stuck in my head.

What if.... When Jason died originally he came back as a ghost and he and Danny met. Jason helped him fight ghosts and taught him some tricks of the trade. He offhandedly told Danny that if he ever needed help to go to Gotham/Blüdhaven (depends if you want to spin Jason still feeling kind towards Bruce or him being more in Dick's corner). Jason vanishes when he's resurrected and Danny doesn't hear from him for years.

Well something happens. (Either everyone he loves dies, and he runs to the GZ or away to prevent himself from turning into Dark Danny, or his parents find out his secret and react Badly. Or maybe they react well but the GIW takes them out)

Danny runs to the only place he thinks can offer sanctuary, Gotham/Blüdhaven. Running off the words of a friend he hasn't seen in a long time.

He arrives and is probably exhausted, stumbling around when he feels a familiar energy. He follows it, only to nearly collapse at Jason's feet as Red Hood. (This is probably post Outlaws when Jason has a more peacefulish relationship with the Bats) and looks up.

"Jason?"

"Danny?!"

[bumblingbabooshka]

Harry Kim saying Naomi is lucky to be born on Voyager and that he would have given "anything" to have her life when he was a kid...

[floofle-universe]

Man can’t wait for mark’s ISWM stream this weekend where he’ll just be talking normal and then randomly zoom in the camera and get really close to the mic and says “hey captain” or “don’t” in that voice and the chats just gonna be like:

[thefloatingstone]

Me discovering a new game detail in Mass Effect 2 at midnight.

aka that time I gave Garrus a lethal disease

[batfamhyperfixation]

The Real™ way Selina Kyle joined the batfamily was like this:

Batman and Robin were chasing after Catwoman in the dead of night after she stole jewels. They are all leaping across rooftops until Catwoman hesitates at a jump. It is rather large, larger than the rest and it would cause a lot of damage if she missed, but if she tried, she might be able to calculate this right as to not get injured. But before she can do that, two figures come up behind her.

Batman: Give up, Catwoman, you're a coward.

Robin, devilish smirk: Some might even say you're... A pussy

Batman, turning around, not even facing Selina anymore: *gasp* Robin! Where did you learn that from! If you say that again, you'll be grounded- no it isn't funny, as your father, I will not tolerate that language, you are a child!

And during all this, Selina is just watching while internally like 'this dude needs some help raising his kid, like he is a mess' and then in true cat fashion, she just domesticates herself into Wayne Manor

[coconut530]

GO FRENCHIE GO!!!!

[clanoffelidae]

As much as I totally get that the Master was being shown as a domestic abuser as much as they were allowed to for a family program in ‘The Last Of The Time Lords’, I choose to instead believe that he was just extremely reactive due to, you know, having just run away from a war that scared and traumatized him so severely that he disguised himself as a human at the END OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE in order to hide from it, and Lucy just tried to hug him from behind or something when he didn’t know she was there and so he immediately threw a punch on reflex; because it is infinitely funnier to me that way.

Lucy: -walking up behind the master- good morning hone- :)

The Master, an extremely anxiety-ridden and traumatized war veteran who just escaped said war: AH- -throws a punch on instinct-

Lucy:

The Master: DON’T FUCKING DO THAT

Lucy:

The Master: -clutching at his hearts as he tries to calm down-

Lucy: that’s it i’m shooting him

Like it’s just so much funnier to me that way. Free my man he did everything wrong but I don’t care.

[amyriadfthings]

Thomas leaning against things while waiting for Varian to come to him:

important gifs by @verarin-i-love-i-love-i and @barrowsteeth 💖 

[daily-hanamura]

[fruitybashir]

I hope you've seen this and it's why you picked Careless Whispers. Otherwise it's a great coincidence lol

(hope that link works for you. It's the vid of Bojan rolling over in bed to Careless Whispers playing)

funny thing is: i saw both bojan + careless whisper instances after id already put the song into the story kfkdn which felt so insane. bojan and i have some sort of telepathic connection or smthn idk

[suffarustuffaru]

rating some rezero ships by um. how good they could cover up murder together

(feel free to read my tags for some explanations T^T)

[dutybcrne]

Honestly, I love imagining that Kae behind the bar would make cocktails a la TipsyBartender as a bit, but then get genuinely invested in what limits he could push his own ( and especially Venti's ) alcohol tolerance and what flavors he could end up mixing up. That menu, however, is off-limits for everyone except himself, Venti, Albedo, and Dainsleif.