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floralhuqzz · 4 months

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Sexual tension (Johnnie Guilbert x fem reader) smut

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Warning: smut, degradation, choking, petnames, virgin reader,, DONT READ IF YOU ARE UNDER 18🔞

🦇author: the edit thats in this post is not mine,, all credits to crystalcaskle on tiktok!!! :) I also apologize if theres any misspelled words english is not my first language!

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I woke up around 7 am when i decided to make myself some breakfast before i start streaming,, ive started youtube 1 year ago, around that time when i met Johnnie. Ive been living with him and Jake for the past 3 months and honestly its been going pretty good.

“whatcha’ making?”

“oh god dont scare me like that!” i slightly punch him in the shoulder

“sorry sorry.. it smells really good” he puts his arm around my shoulder and i blush.. i had a crush on him since when we first met

“you want some pancakes?” i look at him

“yeah, thanks” he pats my head, making my hair look like a mess

“i hate you” i roll my eyes

“you love me” he laughs as he sits down

‘i do..” i thought to myself

i make some coffee and more pancakes as i sit down next to Johnnie.

“are you doing something after?” he asks me while he keeps eating his pancakes

“yeah..i have to stream right now,, but im free afterwards” i smile

“wanna go out?” he finally looks at me,, he looked so beautiful,, his blue beautiful eyes.. his makeup he forgot to take off before bed that somehow still looked good on him.

“yeah..i would love to” i smile a little

i stand up

“i better go now, ill see you in 2 hours johnnie” i smile as i walk to my room

1 hour later*

i started streaming and i decided to react to some videos that my followers sent me,, they were usually sending edits of me or they will even sometimes send me memes. They all kinda supposed i had a crush on Johnnie, i just didn’t want to say anything just yet. They will sometimes send me edits of Johnnie and see my face turning red.

As one of my followers sent me this edit

When i watched that edit i said something that i will be definitely regretting later

“i volunteer..*cough* i mean what?..” i laugh

“WHAT DID SHE SAY” “DID WE HEAR THAT RIGHT?” “SHE JUST SAID I VOLUNTEER” “TELL ME THAT SOMEONE CLIPPED THAT”

“chat you are all crazy” i laughed

after another hour i decided to end the stream as i said my goodbyes

i walk to the living room as i see Johnnie sitting on the couch looking a bit serious

“you okay there?” i chuckle

“i need to talk to you”

oh no.

“yeah what is it?”

“mind explaining me this?” he shows me a clip of my reaction to that one edit on my stream

"oh um." i blush as i look away

"hm?" he stands up and walks towards me "cat got your tongue?"

i didnt say anything. i just stared at the floor

"i asked you something" he puts his hand on my chin

"it- it was just a joke, you know?" i chuckle awkwardly as i felt like i was about to pass out from embarassment

"it didnt seem like a joke to me" he stares at me

"yeah umm..." i start to walk back as he started to walk towards me, almost like trying to intimidate me

"whats wrong?" he smirks

"n-nothing" i finally bump into the wall behind me

"if you wanted to get fucked by me you couldve just said so"

"w-what?"

"dont play dumb"

"i-im no-" he grabs my neck

"lying to me wont get you anywhere" he stares at my shirt as he starts to put his hand inside my shirt

"j-johnnie what are y-" i could literally feel my heart beat racing by the second

"dont tell me you dont want this” he now started to kiss my neck

i felt like i was literally about to pass out from how hot i was in that moment. i couldn’t believe this was actually happening,,

“come here” he picks me up in bride style and sets up on walking to his bedroom,, he opens the door and throws me to his bed as he climbs on top of me

“fuck,, i wanted this for so long..” he starts to take off my shirt,, i felt hot between my legs

he started to kiss my stomach going down my hips. he slowly took off my pants and threw them on the floor

“johnnie wait!” he stops

“whats wrong? did i go too far??” he looks at me worried

“no no…its just that…its my first time..” i blush

“oh…” he smirks “ill make you feel good alright baby?,, you just have to trust me with this okay? can you do that for me?” he caresses my thigh. i nod as he then continued what he was doing earlier. he starts to kiss my chest going down my stomach, and finally reaching down to my panties.

“can i?” he started to kiss my inner thigh

“mhm” i nod

he slowly started to take off my panties as he then began to slowly eat me out. I’ve never in my life had been touched this way by anyone,, and knowing that the first person to take away my virginity was johnnie, it relieved me. i started to whimper as he suddenly started to go faster. his tongue was reaching all the right spots.

“fuck-“ i whimper as i felt him moan, sending vibrations to my core which gave me even more pleasure. i look down as i see him staring at me as he kept eating me out “johnnie fuck i-“ i moan

“come on baby, be a good girl and cum on my face” him calling me a ‘good girl’ sent me shivers down my spine.

“oh god oh god oh god-“ i throw my head back as i came

johnnie looks at me and caresses my thighs once again.

“you did so good baby..” he gets up and starts to kiss me. I see him unbuckling his pants.

“do you want this?” he asks

“yes…yes i do” i was so turned on by now that the only thing i wanted was him..and only him

“you will have to beg for it or ill leave you like this…needy…and you dont want that right princess?” he smirks

“n-no…” fuck he knew what he was doing. He waits for me to continue

“p-please johnnie..” i whimper as he lined himself to my entrance

“you can do better than that..” he looks at me dead in the eyes

“please johnnie i want your dick inside of me..” i beg,, i felt so embarrassed but turned on at the same time

“thats a good girl” he gets inside of my without a warning as i moaned from the sudden feeling

“for how long you’ve wanted this y/n? hm? tell me.” he began to move

“for a l-long time..” i moan, it felt like i was on cloud nine

He started to thrust harder and faster,, i felt like i was about to cum.

“j-johnnie i-im~” i whimpered and he put his hand on my leg and place it on his shoulder for better access which made the feeling 100 times better

“i know baby i know…fuck y-you feel amazing” he thrusted faster, “come on princess cum with me…” he moaned as we both cummed. We started to breath heavily,, with our hair sticking to our foreheads because of the sweat,, messy hair and red face but he still looked beautiful

“youre absolutely gorgeous..” i blush at his sudden comment

“i dont know if this is the right time but…i really like you..” he confesses

“i like you too johnnie…ive liked you for a very long time..” i smile at him as he kisses my forehead and we both fall asleep in each others arms.

#fanfic #johnnieguilbertxreader #johnnie guilbert #smut

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dwntwn-strnlo · 1 year

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SPIDER MAN matt sturniolo

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 𝓈𝒾𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓁𝓎, dwntwn-strnlo.

↳ 𝐀/𝐍. everyone say thank you to my dad for saving me and killing a spider the size of my doorknob and giving me this idea! yippee!

help i also don't think i've ever done a fic that was just pure funny shit so idk if this is any good

↳ 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆. matthew sturniolo x reader

↳ 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘. matt saves the day! woohoo!

↳ 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃? no!

↳ 𝐂𝐖! depictions of arachnophobia, swearing, a harmless spider but i still hate all spiders so idc its scary, not proofread

"why are we whispering?"

"we don't need it to hear us plotting against it."

attempting to walk out of the bathroom you undeniably screeched, which sent a large wave of panic through matt, whom sits comfortably on the gray couch in the living room.

you're quick to jump up onto the side of matts tub, cowering as you grip tightly on to the wall. legs and arms shaking out of limited room to balance, and just pure fear honestly.

you hear a series of rushed footsteps. "y/n?" matts voice is muffled through the wooden door, but you can still distinguish the worry in the way he says your name. he lightly taps on the door.

"dont open the door!" you panic, and then realize that doesn't sound the best. "fuck wait you need to open the door! but dont!"

"baby what the fuck is going on?" he queries, "are you okay?"

you take a shaky breath, staring hard at the large spider that sits on the doorknob.

if matt opens the door, then the spider would probably jump off or fall off. and you don't want to loose the spider, you want to kill the spider. you close your eyes, and then suddenly feel a thousand spiders on your skin so you open them again. ultimately deciding that was an awful idea and you are to never close your eyes, or blink ever again.

"matt. . ." you whisper, "there's a spider."

the sound of his laughter echoes through the house, "do you want help?" he giggles, also lowering his voice to a whisper.

"turn the doorknob very, very slowly." you mutter. "very, slowly."

"why are we whispering?" he laughs, but still keeping his voice low.

you huff and roll your eyes, as if it were completely obvious. "we don't need it to hear us plotting against it. he's probably already figuring out how to take me down." you inform slight annoyance in your voice, "and i don't wanna be the person known for dying because of a spider."

his soft giggle is barely audible when he starts to turn the doorknob.

your breath hitches as you stare harshly at the brown eight legged creature. if someone were to pass by they'd think you were trying to explode the poor thing with your brain.

as the door is gently shoved open, matt pokes his head through the cracked entryway. he looks down at the spider and narrows his eyes. "holy, shit." he mumbles, "that thing is massive."

"no shit!" you groan, "now kill it!"

he laughs before stepping all the way into the bathroom without ripping his eyes away from the arachnid.

putting his hands on his hips, he huffs. squinting at the bug for a second before turning to look at you with a teasing grin. "what if i let it bit me, i could become spider-man."

"matthew!" you narrow your eyes at him. "kill the fucking bug!"

"its not a bug its a-"

"matt!"

the boy laughs while defensively putting his hands up in the air in a mock surrender. "sorry, sorry!"

you watch hesitantly as matt pulls his airforce off his foot, and raises it in the air with both hands.

"bitch, be faster!" you groan, getting more antsy the longer the spider sits there, taunting you.

he turns his head to stare at you with narrowed eyes and pursed lips before swinging his shoe at the doorknob. "shit!" he screeches, eyes wide in fear. the spider falling to the floor, alive.

matt screamed out a string of profanities, before jumping up on the side of the tub with you, almost loosing balance. "oh god, oh god, oh god." he mumbles, the color of his face quickly drained.

its not long before the two of yours panic is recognized throughout the house, and chris comes swinging the door open.

he furrows his eyebrows at the two of you, finding you teetering on the edge of a bath tub with the visuality of fear written all over your faces.

he quickly follows your gaze to the spider that scurries across the floor, and stomps on it. he looks up at you and matt, narrowing his eyes. "yall are a bunch of pussies." he sighs, shaking his head and walking out of the bathroom.

"yeah fuck you, chris." matt mumbles.

"still wanna be spider man?" you tease, looking over to matt

"funny."

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starry-night333 · 9 months

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This one’s written in the narrative and perspective of phantom

Warnings: mistreating ghouls

After hours of talking with him I had to leave, I didn’t want to but I also didn’t want to stress papa out more then he already is. I wave goodbye to my new friend and tell them ill see them tomorrow. Once I get back to the practice room Swiss sees how I was zoning out as I tuned my guitar. “Hey ant, you doing ok today? You seem kinda outta it” Swiss asked me, I look up to him snapping out of the trance my mind had me in. “Hm? Oh, umm..yeah I’m all good….do you know of ghouls that, uhh, glow in the dark?” I ask him sounding more nervous than I meant to. “Oh, water ghouls? Has rain not told you about deep sea water ghouls before? You know how rain likes to brag about his element every now and then.” Swiss tells me before messing up my hair and walking to his makeshift mini stage. “I need to talk to rain!” I whisper to myself before getting up to my side of the practice stage. Practice felt like forever for once and I think the others could tell it was bothering me. After what felt like forever practice ended and I rush off to put my guitar away so I could catch up to rain, todays was his off day so sodo had offered to put his guitar up for him. Rain was already a good bit down the hall when I catch up to him panting from running. “You ok phant?” Rain asks me slowing down his walking, “I- haah- I wanted to ask you- huhh- shit- about deep sea ghouls.” I finally was able to spit out panting heavily. “Oh, sure, but I do wanna know why you wanna know, you can tell me back in my room if its like some kind of secret.” Rain says to me, he sounded slightly curious but willing to tell me. After a few minutes of walking and talking about random things we finally get to rains room, the lights where a lot more dark and had something covering them to make them a different color, it was like being underwater but not. I sit down on one of rains chairs in his mini living room, it was a cool little area, I hadnt thought of making a mini living room in my room before. Thats beside the point though, once rain sits down on his couch he asks me “so, what’s got you interested in deep sea ghouls all of a sudden? You usually dont care for this kind of thing.” I look over to rain almost jumping before saying “you remember the ghoul that was summoned a few weeks ago?” Rain looks at me thinking for a second, “wait, wait, are you saying the ghoul that we all where told was feral and dangerous, is not only a deep sea water ghoul, but also not so dangerous?” He says to me. “Yeah, he’s not at all what she said, they’re really nice, and funny, but they-“ rain cuts me off before I could finish “sensitive to light?” Rain finished fore me. “Yeah, I brought a lot of blankets down there to block out light and when they opened their eyes they stared at me like they had never seen a ghoul like me before” I pause for a bit before continuing “h-he also was glowing, the colors where so pretty but so dull, l-like they are sick, or hurt” I move my legs up in the chair hugging them now thinking about it more. Rain takes a second to think, “ant, dont freak out when I tell you this ok?” I nod looking towards rain instead of the floor. “That is a deep sea ghoul, they aren’t usually on the surface, like ever, he is probably hurt, what colors did he glow?” Rain asked me, I take a moment to think before responding “I think…purple blue and..red, does that mean anything?” I say hoping I remember correctly. “Okay, so they are hurt…I’ve got a idea, ok? But you’ve got to trust me” rain gets up and goes to his bathroom looking for stuff. “O-ok? But what are you going to do?” I ask confused. “Im going to help, you just have to trust me”

#nameless ghouls #beginner writer #nameless ghoul oc #the band ghost #phantom ghoul #impera era #fluff and angst

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myrammmortal · 4 months

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Chapter 32, Tom Bombadil was a mistake! His parents said so!

AN: I sed stup fflaming I no his nam iznt tom bodil dat wuz a mistak!1111 if u dnot lik de story den u kan go skrew urself!11111 U SUK!111111

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“Hi.” I said flirtily. “Im Paul Landers da new student.” I shok my pale handz wif their blak noil polish wif him.

“Da name’s Tom.” he said. “But u kan call me Satan. Datz ma middle nam”

We shok hands. “Well come on we have 2 go upstairs.” Satan said. I followed him. “Hey Satan……..do u happen to be a fan of Gren Day?” (sinz mcr and evinezenz dont exist yet den) I asked.

“Oh my fuking god, how did u know?” Satan gasped. “actually I like gc a lot too.”(geddit coz gc did that song I just wanna live that’s ounded really 80s)

“omg me too!” I replied happily.

“guess what they have a concert in hogsment.” satan whispered.

“hogsment?” I asked.

“yeah that’s what they used to call it in these time before it became Hogsmeade in 2000.” he told me all sekrtivly. “and theres a really cool shop called Hot-“

‘topic!” I finshed, happy again.

He froned confusedly. “noo its called Hot Ishoo.” He smiled skrtvli again. “then in 1998 dey changd it to hot topic.” he moaned.

“ohh.” now everything was making sense for me. “so is Daddy Till your princepill?” I shouted.

“uh-huh.” he looked at his black nails. “im in slitherin’”

“OMfG SHME TOO!” I SHRIEDKED.

“u go to this skull?”(geddit cos im goffik) he asked.

“yah that’s why im here im NEW.” I SMELLED HAPPili.

Suddenly Daddy Till flew in on his broomstuck and started shredding at us angrily. “NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!” he had short blonde hair and was wearing a polo shirt from Amrikan ogle outfters. “STUPID GOFFS!”

satan rolled his eyes. “his so mean to us goffs and punks just becose we’re in slytherine and we’re not preps.”

I turned around angrily. “actually I fink mebe its becos ur da barke lord.”

“wtf?” he asked angrily.

“oh nuffin.” I said sweetly.

then suddenlyn………………. the floor opened. “OMFG NO I SCEAMED AS I FEEL DOWN. everyone looked At ME weirdly.”

“hey where r u goin?” satan asked as I fell.

I got out of the hole n it was bak in the pensive in professor trevolry’s classroom. Daddy Till wuz dere. “Daddy I think I just met u.” I said.

“oh yeah I rememba that.” Daddy Till said, trying to be all goffik.

sinister came in. “hey dis is my classroom wait wtf Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers what da hell r u doing?” ”um.” I looked at her.

“oh yeaH I forgot bout that.”

“wth how?” I screamed forgetting she was a teacher for a second. but shes a goff so its ok.

professor sinster looked sad. “um I was drinking voldemortserum.” she started to cry black tears of depression. Daddy Till didn’t know about them.

“hey r u crying tears of blood?” he asked curiously, tuching a tear.

“fuck off!” we both said and Daddy Till took his hand away.

professor sinster started crying again in her chair, sobbing limpid tears. “omfg Paul Darkness Omnipotential Great Mal Landers…I think im addicted to Voldemortserum.”

AN: SEE U FOKKING PREPZ GO FOK URSELXXZ DATZ SERUS ISSUZ 2O GO 2 HELL!1111112

#wait what now?#what timeline are we in?#did volmedormedormydolt also timetravel?#what the fuck is going on!?#my rammmortal #rammstein #christoph schneider #fanfic #flake lorenz #oliver riedel #paul landers #rammstein fanfic #richard kruspe #till lindemann

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leefi · 1 year

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The Flower That Bloomed Nowhere Read-through | Part 6: 81-90

Using the Power, it was possible to create structures at obscene scales that never would have been feasible with manual or even mechanized labor, and examples of this could be found in most modern cities. There was the Aetherbridge and the colossal towers of the inner city in Old Yru, but I'd also seen the great library of Tem-Aphat, intended to store all the knowledge of the world on parchment, which was 300 stories tall and had the proportions of a pyramid-- They had to pump air into the higher floors so it didn't become hard to breathe. And even in Oreskios, there were the Thyrian Shipyards, which extended almost a mile out into the ocean and even

oh my GAWDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! (takes off shirt that says I <3 BLACK HOLES to reveal a second one underneath that says I <3 MEGASTRUCTURES)

I glanced at her for a moment. Zeno really did seem utterly infatuated with my grandfather's work. It was making me increasingly curious about what exactly their relationship had been.

oooh she fucked that old man

didnt utsu also think that nef fucked that old man. everyone is fucking that old man

Seth made a skeptical look. "I didn't wanna say this back when we came down here the last time, but I don't think I quite get what makes it that big a deal. I mean, if you need all of this - this much space, this much energy, just to make one person physically young - isn't it just a safer version of cloning someone a new body, and transplanting the brain?" He looked to Kam. "That technology has been coming along pretty well recently, hasn't it?"

SETH SWEEP. SO TRUE.

"Ptolema said the same thing earlier," I told him.

"She did?" He hummed worriedly. "Maybe I should think it over again."

you are all so mean to her and you dont respect her and you

to be honest? to be honest. i think ptolema has good intuition and has probably been correct about a few things so far (ESPECIALLY observational things) and you bitchless losers are too far up your own asses to see it. and you all HATE WOMEN

This dialing back the clock on the world stuff Zeno is talking about is juicy. I want to see the Flower cast play Outer Wilds

Is Zeno even sure that time before the collapse as they currently understand it even exists? Is she even awares of how hard the (redacted) worked to (redacted) the (redacted) only to (redacted) a measly (redacted) (redacted)? play outer wilds

I’ve been waiting for a good opportunity to talk about this but I share sooo many of Kam’s thoughts on death and agree that every human life lost is an unfathomable tragedy. But I just hate how irresponsibly she seems to approach it especially with her complete lack of respect towards others' own autonomy to do what they wish with their lives and bodies. I hate prescriptiveness!!! Your ideal is not everyone else's!!!! i suppose that makes her a visionary but i don't care. kam the utter faith you hold in human technological advancement and evolution absent the fear of death is the same strength of faith that people draw from other sources. how dare you ridicule that, even if it seems stupid to you!!!!!

I personally believe that everything ultimately repeats -- or rather, every iteration of something will eventually play out, and things will keep happening over and over and over again. To be honest, it’s not a healthy belief system to hold. But I don’t really hold out hope for an infinite afterlife either. I guess I hope for it? But also how could we as finite beings ever unite with the concept of infinity? We would have to transform into something completely unrecognizable from what we are now to be able to do that. In any circumstance we eventually have to shed what we believe is integral to our senses of self. This is unavoidable no matter what we do, whether that's live forever or die somewhere else or crunch with the universe and reform exactly as ourselves, maybe slightly differently, maybe slightly worse, maybe sometimes we won't even exist at all. But it goes on forever, so does it really matter? In any case, the ephemerality of selfhood is a tragedy inherent to existing, and I don’t know how to reconcile it in my mind. All I know is that I really hate lasts, but I hate the idea of no new beginnings even more.

ohhhhhh the ransu and the cyclical nature of the narrative ohhhh the aftermath of the suicide attempt ohhhh. I think that suicide attempt really hit Ran with the gravity of what she’s been doing to Su's mental state. She also never answered what she and shiko were to each other…

HAMILCAR BLASTING OFF NUKES IN THE BASEMENT IS MAKING ME LOSE ITJSIDUDHHDDHHDHS

it seems a little redundant to have brought some of the students down in retrospect…could that have been intentionally set up?

"Hammy decided he wanted us well done," Fang explained. "Melted this whole weird place, but it looks like you hit the thingy in time." They furrowed their brow. "Is it weird that I always wanna give people cute nicknames right when they're trying to murder me?"

SO TRUEEEEEE JIA FANGGGGG!!!!! LET'S HOLD HANDS AND SKIP

kam is SOOOO funny in life or death situations. she should be put in them more often

The Fang/Kam beef being mutual is hysterical to me. I thought the contempt would be one-sided from Kam but some of these quips from Fang seem VERY pointed. That administrator comment hurt MY feelings

Lowkey this kids book about the fused people sounds like something in Plato’s Symposium — lovers used to be one person and then were separated by the gods for their hubris or some stupid shit, doomed to spend their lives trying to find their other half again. anyway look at this

Ohhh im at an index/glossary. Ok a few things here

Collapse: Shorthand for 'false vacuum collapse', a phenomenon of astrophysics where a lower minimum of energy in the vacuum is suddenly achieved, causing destabilization at a subatomic level which spreads at the speed of light until equilibrium is once again reached. Sometimes called 'decay' instead. Such an event was largely responsible for ending the Imperial Era and almost destroying human civilization, though there were also socioeconomic factors which radically impeded the response.

WHEEEEEEEE I KNEW IT. THE INHERENT HORROR OF COSMOLOGICAL PHYSICS SWEEP. It’s connected to entropy btw! I typed out a whole explanation then spared you of it :)

Also that last line? Those refuged in the tower of asphodel were only ones with the means? the rest of humanity (assuming an interstellar civilization/species, a population potentially numbering into the trillions) just dissolved with the old universe? Oh my god…

Uana immediately caught my attention as the only place that hasn’t banned egomancy. The description of their world is sooooo cool too. can we vacation there

so it’s the pneuma that makes the act of cloning so tricky?? that makes sense. Research surrounding it seems limited too considering pneumancy is banned. Never mind that the brain is such a sophisticated organ to begin with. as they say so much of engineering is merely a cheap imitation of mother natures beautiful gifts (read: refinement on scales of time that will be inaccessible to humans, assuming consistently positive progression of technological advancement, for a long time)

refractor rifles are soooo coollll kudos to Lurinas genius mind for those

Tower of Asphodel: The structure created by the Ironworkers at the end of the Imperial Era to provide refuge to those who could obtain it, and later to act as a foundation for the planes they would create. It is visible in the sky at all times, though it exists only partially as a physical object.

aawwwwwwwuuuu?? why did i think she was ten googolion miles away

Ok character info time!!

Oh my gawddddd i share a blood type with Su! ^_^ come here and touch your open wound to mine

Oh my gawddddd Theo too! ^_^ (doesn’t extend the invite again) whats with the ??? in his description btw. theo chan

HIS LOW CARB DIENTJDJUDDUDUDHDH

ugh resistances were explained earlier but I forget what they mean

teehee. kam is 5’3”

“extra meat, please” ema im gonna go to so so many steakhouses with you and keep you alive forever

Seth is gonna die to his tree nut allergy 😭😭😭😭😭 no 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

OPHELIA BLOOD TYPE N/A? N/A???????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN N/A. maybe it’s a religious thing. or bc she’s from a lower plane? is their biology different there?

Ummm but her second pea in the pod’s IS specified at B+? Do they share it across seeds? Why are they collecting blood type info anyway. for the beast?

god it is still so weird that they share a seed. what are the odds. where are the odds. why are the odds

interesting that both the rhunbards have vegetarian-based diets? Wonder if it’s a regional thing

mashallah playboy bardi didnt drink. also forget what I said about the vegetarian diet he just broke the trend

Fang and Ran went to the same university at some point? Saoyu university?

FANG NO CULINARY NOTES!!! I WILL GO TO SO MANY RESTAURANTS WITH YOU AND KEEP YOU ALIVE FOREVER

why is Zeno as a man 6’1. That doesn’t really make sense to me. 5’4 as a GIRL checks out though

Bals culinary note saying no breakfast required confirms to me that he’s a little freak. Even more than the wearing sunglasses indoors. What was that about by the way

Bal has NO QUALIFICATIONS. asked to READ MAGAZINES

these culinary notes are making me crave ‏شوربة عدس. because half of these ppl are old and can’t chew their food

is nobody here a universal donor. that’s so sad (double checks) she’s dead

Oh Ran just confirmed the Plato children’s book thing from earlier!! All of the epic of gilgamesh shit is soaring over my head which is embarrassing because I’m literally Iraqi but I’m glad I caught this one.

I blinked. "It's from mythology?"

"Yeah," she replied. "Or at least, it's the only place I've seen something like this depicted before - a person with double limbs and two heads, I mean." She continued flipping through it as she spoke to me. "It's an Inotian story from late in the Old Kingdoms Era. It goes that originally, there weren't men and women, but just one unified type of human being that were immortal and didn't need to to reproduce. The specifics of it are kinda a mix. Sometimes they were shapeshifters, sometimes-- Well, more like it's depicted here." She gestured to the illustration. "In this version, the king of the gods was afraid of this version of humanity, so he used lightning to split them down the middle. And so everyone spends their life in search of their other half, so they can be complete again."

"Huh," I said. "That's... Conceptually romantic, I guess."

I didn't actually think it was romantic. It just seemed weird.

Yeah it’s a bit weird innit. Anyway can you come and touch your open wound to mine

I wonder if the kid’s book was trying to sell the merger of pneumas as a good thing — two “half people” becoming whole

also realizing the adventure time clip didn’t really make sense without more context. here’s the first page of the passage from my copy of symposium feat. annotations from 18 yo hana

Linos nodded. "We've taken all due precautions. Anna has the lower floor warded, and I've set the defenses in here," he pointed to the refractor rifles mounted on the ceiling which I noted the previous day, "to fire disabling shots should anyone draw a weapon."

is he stupid

Right now su is going on a philosophical walk of what defines a person and I just wanna say I really love what Lurina did with the idea of the pneuma. I always thought of the idea of transferring a consciousness as a kind of nebulous thing that is never truly successful (due to a full lack of understanding of the human brain, the true result is more like a glorified cloning) but having a physical portion of the brain connect to a metaphysical aspect of the self that exists outside the body is soooo clever and sells it for me in a way that nothing else ever has. I almost want it to be real lmao

I would actually read 1k pages of just kam and zeno beefing they’re SO funny. The beginning of chapter 86 has me cryingggg

“Linos bit his tongue. "That's obviously the impression the culprit... Well, Hamilcar, knowing what we do now... Intended to create, but it seemed fruitless to alarm anyone further at the time." He looked between our various faces. "Obviously, there wouldn't be any beasts, 'divine' or not, down there. Just a lot of cement, and a much thicker metal hatch at the terminus.”

BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS

“Ran continued to navigate the golem along its route. The elevator in the research tower wouldn't descend without a human present, so she was forced to have it climb the glass on the exterior wall, which felt like it took a excruciatingly long amount of time, though it was probably only five or so minutes. Eventually, it made it to the floor on which Balthazar had been left behind.

I noticed Fang's attention had perked up significantly.”

I KNEWWWWW IT WAS WEIRD HOW THEY KNEW SO MUCH ABOUT HIM!!! also me whenever bal is mentioned

but how do they know about bal???? how??? they never should have been able to meet him! unless they have loop memories, or they arrived at the sanctuary before we think...but why!!!! why would they conceal something like that!!!

“Ran held my hand tightly, which was good, because it otherwise might've slipped. I stared at the floor, my eyes out of focus.”

RAN IS SOOOO SWEET HOLDING HER HAND (they're all holding hands because of the spell) and Awwwwuuuuuu....Samium deceasaed...why did he refuse treatment. So that the beast could get him?

Ohhhh Susuuuuu….this chapter is so hard to read

““Like, if you break it down," they went on, "it kinda seems like there's been three, right? Putting aside Vijana, who died way earlier, there's been the big spectacle crimes that are obviously meant to come across as supernatural - with Durvasa and Bardiya, I mean - and then two where it comes across more like they were just killed in a totally mundane way... And then what happened with Saci and Yantho, which is somewhere in-between.””

“Not exactly a vast swathe of evidence to assume a pattern from," Kam said flatly. "One could just easily conclude that the killers are simply playing it by ear."

"I mean, yeah, I guess?" Fang fiddled with their bangs, thinking. "But to turn it around, why would you go to so much effort to keep up a narrative for most of the deaths, only to turn around and not bother with two of them at all? It feels like it makes the whole concept pointless."

YES!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

“I had a theory about that, actually," Kamrusepa chimed up. "Yantho's death, I mean to say. Is it possible that he was some manner of imposter-- Or rather, that his body was being controlled remotely in the same manner as the professor does with his?”

I WASN’T EXPECTING TO AGREE WITH KAM TOO BUT YES!!!!!!!!!

“It's not just that." He held his arms together, looking towards the ground. "Back when we were in the guest house, when I was in that room with Bardiya..." He swallowed. "I didn't want to say it back then, since I was sure it would, ah. Make people think I was even more suspicious. But... When it was happening, when he was being lifted into the air... I thought I saw something behind him. Dragging him up against the barrier."

"Why would you only mention this now?" Kam asked, her tone terse.

"Well-- Because it's impossible. There was no space for anything to be dragging him. It was like a ghost. It was there and it wasn't." He kept looking down, his knuckles tight. "I was sure it was just some trick of the light, since it was so dark. But back when I rushed out in the conference room, I thought I saw it again. In the corner. The same shape..."

"What shape?" Seth asked him.

"The same one you saw in the hall. Or in the story Saci told." He swallowed. "Like a cross between a winged creature, and... I don't know. Some sort of insect."

A bird and a spider.

Start of chapter 89 has more su backstory how funnnn! ^_^ *starts reading* oh no

are these shiko's memories...oh my godddd

wow. that was painful! :) that's so weird, experiencing two memories at once? i can't wrap my brain around it. but god...

#tftbn

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2/2 Emmett just popped up on screen with that black eyeliner look ‘OKAY EMMETT! LOOK AT HIM! This might be the only good part of this fucking episode’ Em/Ted tell Brian he must be sad over the break up ‘of course he’s sad! And i am too! Finally someone acknowledges his feelings! (Brian says he’s not devastated and theyre not sorry) you know he might be onto something there besides that one little lie. Why is Emmett being passive aggressive towards Brian about Blondie? Bri Bri isnt gonna be happy about Mike and Ben. Fuck them both. This is partly their fault’ And we are now at the Lindsay dinner scene ‘what the actual fucking fuck is happening this season?! Did i have a fucking stroke? What the fuck is happening?! SEE I TOLD YOU HER MOM IS A BITCH’ And we are at the second worst scene aka Brian/Mikey ‘Brian! And he’s drunk. Fuck you Ben! He has every right to want some answers. CALL HIM OUT BRIAN! FINALLY! Whats wrong with enjoying clubbing at 30…..5? TELL HIM BRIAN! EXACTLY BRIAN! HE WAS PERFECTLY HAPPY! Yes, he was happy! What the fuck would you know Mike?! Oh Mike is still upset because Brian never told him he loves him in that way?! (Mikey says Justin left because of Brian) *gasp* what the fuck? (Mikey says who wouldnt) *bigger gasp* WHAT? (It shows Brian’s face) you can tell mike is the last person he thought would say that. Punch him again please. He looks completely broken(It shows Justin) *even bigger gasp* oh i just lost a very tiny bit of love for him because why would you allow him to say all that? What the fuck? *looks at me with teary eyes* why would they say that to him? Who would write such horrible things? Why is everyone okay with people talking that way to him’ Lindsay comes on ‘oh get lost with your bad haircut! I need Brian to make sure he’s okay’ ‘BRIAN! Ignore what Mike said, he doesn’t know anything. (It shows Brandon getting head on the dance floor) HA HA he’s getting kicked out. Fuck you baywatch’ Ben shows up on screen ‘i will pay to never see Ben and Mike again’ and we are at the scene with Jen/Justin and his loft(?) ‘This is an infection waiting to happen. I MISSED JEN! He wants to live here?! (Justin says jen wasnt happy when he moved in with brian) but now they are best friends and that’s all that matters. EXACTLY JEN I ALSO WISH THEY WORK IT OUT! And they will! So he is fully aware of everything Brian did for him but it somehow isnt love? And he still allowed Mike to say all that to him?’ Justin says thats not love it’s sacrifice *long pause* ‘damn it, i hate that he’s right BUT Blondie’s change came out of fucking nowhere this season and Brian’s change doesn’t count cause clearly writers are on drugs.’ And the Brian/Brandon scene is up ‘fuck off Baywatch. HE IS THE HOTTEST GUY! THATS RIGHT! Were? Brian hit him with the stick, i am begging you! Baywatch, on your best day, you are still less hot than Brian on his worst. Theyre gonna bet? Im confused (Mikey pops up on screen) man, fuck you’ ‘i dont wanna sound rude but why is the show political again? Cant we focus on Brian and Justin? I get it was real life cause I remember that…kinda..but we kinda did this already’ and the Britin scene is up again ‘BRIAN! JUSTIN! Please make up! Im begging you. (Brian says hes not rage and justin looks away) okay but why does everyone expect him to save the world all the time? (Brian asks if Justin is okay) no, he isnt! He lives in a dump! Hepatitis C waiting to happen!’ *he pauses the episode after justin says he has to go and they just look at each other and he puts his cast to his face* ‘look at them! Look how theyre looking at each other! LOOK AT BRIANS FACE! That is not a person who is okay. He looks broken.’ *you are my sunshine starts playing and he immediately gets teary eyed* ‘DO THEY THINK THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE?! HES HIS SUNSHINE AND THEY TOOK HIM AWAY! WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!’ He then looked at me and just went ‘i can’t continue this shit if they dont get back together in the next episode. I cant do this, man.’ And then he got up and went outside

Sure Brian's not devastated. I mean he does just want Justin to be happy even if it's at his expense but also god forbid he even think about what he wants (in terms of a relationship, obviously when it comes to material possessions Brian is in the Donna and Tom camp of "treat yo'self.")

His commentary about the Brian/Mikey scene is completely and totally correct. It is such a heartbreaking scene. And yet everyone can look at Brian and somehow still believe he has no heart and that it cannot break.

Jen defending Brian this season is everything! I am glad we get that AT LEAST.

Blondie’s change came out of fucking nowhere this season and Brian’s change doesn’t count cause clearly writers are on drugs. <- I need that on a t shirt, thank you.

OHHHH AND BROTHER'S HEART IS BROKEN with that last scene. I am so sorry.

#ask winderlylandchime #dear sweet anon #queer as folk #a straight man watches qaf us 2000 in the year of our lord 2023

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(submitted by someone i wish i could tag not my shit whoever did this because tumblr won’t let me see it i love you)

i am just going to make a masterpost of my school’s shenanigans

a: “ill tell you where its from after we get outta hearing range of (teacher). dont wanna get in trouble“ has gotten in trouble for swearing^

b: “(name) most of the things you say would get you in trouble”

a: “.. fair”

c (teacher) was proctoring and so we were in another classroom. he walked in, and immediately said “whats up knuckleheads”

d: “bbq beans???? its 07:11!!!”

e: “yeah”

f: “hand or mouth?”

g: “teeth”

f: “no”

h: “no”

a“please add arson (to a story) if you didn’t already”

b“that’s their first date wtf”

b“i want to add a dark turn to my story but half of the characters are already dead”

a “kill another”

b “hes gonna die later!”

a “whats wrong with a necromancy”

b“he already died once already!”

a“whats wrong with a SECOND necromancy?”

b“he only has 9 lives”

a“what about 100th necromancy?”

a“stab and run!”- quoting a list of crimes

b“thats a 6 year old”

a“what”

b”ripping out organs wasnt an issue”

a”oh thats just tuesday!”

b”what are you scared of?”

a“someone opening my writing app and reading it… (this bitch wrote porn!)and also the koolaid man.”

b”ohyeah”

(about pot stickers (the food)at school)

a “the outside of this tastes like pasta… lasagna ass bitch”

d: a

a: yea?

d: go home!

a: ok (turns around and leaves, mom picked her up)

“let go of the tree!”

“it makes oxygen for me i love it”

i just. saw a kid taking a swig of honey. it is nine in the morning. why. i am in fear

a “i dont care if its good i care if its done because mine sure isnt”

b “insurance???”

b “but seriously. how do you tone (english class)”

a “………….. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”

c “austria said ‘its mine! kick rocks.’”

c “austria said ‘i want to control it all because i have problems and therapy doesn’t exist yet’”

c “idk what you learn in b r a i n c l a s s” about psychology

i “i will cut out your spleen if you dont”

a “…”

i “jokes on u im into that shit”

a “do i even have a spleen?????”

i “NOT WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU!!! YOU WONT HAVE A PROBOSCUS. wait do you know how to spell that cuz i sure dont”

c throwing a basketball at the hoop “LEEBRON”

he missed

c “for michael jacksons legacy” missed bball shot

c “theres some guy! hanging from a Thing there!”

c “hes crying on a donkey! name something more sad!”

a“crying not on a donkey, donkeys are expensive”

a kid showed off his playboy hoodie to our teacher. she did not know where the logo is from and he walks a free man

a (hands croc to a mf): i entrust you with this to protect yourself and the money

g immediately: threateans a known kleptomaniac with the croc in defence of 5 high-schoolers pizza money

i took a yearbook picture of my friend pretending to draw in a notebook with a stylus for a touchscreen. will they notice? will they put it in the yearbook? who knows! only time will tell!

a “the pile of ppl are growing!”

a “there is a guy on the floor here. .. he is scuttling..”

g “hey colonoscopy man. leave.”

colonoscopy man “you talked to jesus didn’t you”

g “colonoscopy man leave”

j “stop mistreating- manhandling my banana”

honorable mention: molotov soaptail which caused emotional support among us

#submission #i am sorry for this much stuff my school is floridian #public school #school #quotes #inspirational #inspiring quotes #teachers #teacher #school quotes #i love you #i support every decision you make #do it #except not the bad things #be alive #being alive is great

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October 11 - 2022

12:32 PM

I am EXTREMELY stressed but I have work to do before writing a book about it here.

2:55 PM

I have some time now.

This morning I woke up and the water pressure for my sink was low. I told my mom about it but she assured me it’s just because we share a pump with our neighbors except I have NEVER noticed a dip in pressure during the years I’ve lived here. Turns out a pipe burst and has been flooding the yard and the space beneath my floor. So right now I don’t have water.

My first concern was if the water coming out of my sink was even safe to use. All I did with it was wash my hands and make coffee I barely drink but I was still worried about it. It didn’t look or smell funny so all I can do is assume it was okay. Mom said it was fine but I trust her hygienic/safety opinions less and less as time goes on. Im a little concerned about my parents water too since I have to use that right now. Its PROBABLY fine but I don’t know anything about plumbing issues. So I’d rather be safe than sorry. In this case it means waiting to use their shower until the problem is identified and described.

Other than that, the weight of potentially losing a friendship has been on my mind but I don’t know what can be done about it.

Overall a very stressful day but I’m feeling a bit better already. All thanks to my bestie.

10:59 PM

Today was ass. I calmed down by the afternoon but it was all still so stressful. I dont even wanna talk about it. It just SUCKED. There’s so many problems and SHIT to look forward to. I don’t wanna do commissions tomorrow while I wait for usable water. But I will. It’s stressing me out how I won’t be able to clean myself properly when I need to. I’ll have to wash my hands with baby wipes and use as few dishes as possible. I’ll PRAY they can fix it tomorrow so I can get a shower if my dad is still adamant about keeping the water off even though we could just turn it on for a couple hours for people to shower and do dishes.

I didn’t do any kind of mental work today, aside from being forced to deal with this spontaneous adversity. Tomorrow I’ll crack open my book and look into some of the exercises again.

Straight up I’m HORNY but I only want one thing. :( I’m not conventionally horny often but I get in a special mood for people I like. Someone said something about possibly being demisexual and I might be in that field as well. I know I’ve long since abandoned being just horny. I greatly favor the setup to a sexual encounter and the scenario being played out. The raw pleasure is only the second most important part. So a good scene will get me GOING and so will a good bestie. But that makes it hard to get off sometimes because besties aren’t always around and sometimes I can’t find just the right kind of setup/mood I’m looking for. OH THE PAIN

11:28 PM

I haven’t been very compassionate towards myself about my problems lately. I dont know why, maybe because I feel like if I ignore/diminish them then it’ll be easier to make them go away. But in reality it’s been stopping me from addressing them appropriately. I’ve been treating them like I imagine other people would see them, as ridiculous. Down right silly even. But I shouldn’t care about what others hypothetically think. Inside myself I understand the magnitude of my fears and their origins. They are valid to me. I understand them. But that also makes me feel alone knowing how hard it is to find someone else that doesn’t necessarily understand them, but at least respects them as valid feelings. I get it. It’s extremely common for people to have issues I don’t understand because I’ve never had them/have overcome them already. But everyone is on a different level with different things.

I’m ashamed it gets in the way of my life so much and my relationships with others. I think it’s one of the leading causes of my current failing friendships. I really feel responsible for the whole thing. But I also know it’s in part his inability to understand/respect my struggles. But that doesn’t change the fact that somewhere along the way in my life, I got fucked up bad enough to be where I am today. Kinda makes it feel like my fault.

11:42 PM

I feel guilty because here I am safe in my room all the time but I have such a hard time relaxing and being happy. Meanwhile I know people that TRULY deserve the kind of time I have, but I’m here squandering it. It makes me feel pathetic.

In reality I’m aware that everyone adapts to their circumstances including myself. I’ve adapted to this environment that is more controlled and relaxed than average so to me it’s normal.

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You? Me? Date? Yes? Yes //Harry Potter x reader.

Summary: harry asks the reader out, well kinda.

Warnings: cussing, really short, that's it i think.

A/n: heres a little fic for my bby harry. Reblogs, likes and comments are appreciated! Enjoy! <3

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"You bloody coward, just ask the girl out!"

"Its not that simple ron!"

They had been fighting for hours. What about? Well, you.

Harry was smitten for you, and everyone knew it, well except you. You heard the rumors, of course, but you never believed them. I mean, how could the chosen one, the boy who lived, the Harry Potter himself like you?!

"It is that simple! Just go up to her and fuckin' ask!"

"I dunno, Ron" Hermoine started, "Remember 4th year with cho?"

"Oh god, I'll never forget.." Harry said under his breath.

"Who's god-" Ron started but Hermoine cut him off.

"Doesn't matter, point is you could use some practice."

"Yeah, I guess..."

"That's it! I'm done! Your a lost cause!"

They had been practicing for a hour and Harry was showing no improvement.

"Please Hermoine, one more try?" Harry pleaded.

"Fine, but after this I cant!" Hermoine said with a huff.

"Okay okay okay, I got this." He whispered to himself.

"Okay, I'm Y/n, I'm sitting in the library studying. Ask me out."

Harry awkwardly walked over to Hermoine you.

"H-hey Y/n, y-you look nice."

"Thank you Harry, you dont look to bad yourself." Hermoine cringed at her words. Pretend flirting with Harry was hard since the two are basically siblings.

"Soooooo, uh, I really like you and I wanted to know if you wanna go out, w-with me." For the first time this entire hour, he had barely stuttered. Ron slowly started clapping.

"You did it mate, you did it. I think your ready for the real thing, right Hermoine." The main reason Ron said that was because it was killing him watching Harry flirt with the girl hes fancied since second year.

"Hmm, I suppose. Just remember, dont be forceful with it, that'll scare her." Hermoine warned. You and her weren't that close but she knew that you were a sweet girl and she would hate for you to get hurt.

"Alright, let's do this I guess."

They found you sitting in the library with your face in a book, like always.

"Well, go on, ask her out!" Hermoine pushed harry slightly in your direction. He slowly walked over to you, somehow forgetting what hermoine told him to say to you.

"H-hello y/n." He awkwardly waved.

"Hello Harry how are yo-"

"You? Me? Date? Yes? Yes." He quickly said before speed walking out of the library.

"I- what? Harry!" You yelled confused. Did Harry Potter ask, well more like tell, you out?

"What the bloody hell was that?" Ron asked running up to harry.

"I dont know! I panicked! Fuck, I messed it up didn't i?"

"Wait calm down," Hermoine said softly, "itll be okay, just go up to her and sa-"

"Go up to her?" Harry interrupted, "theres no way I'll be able to even look at her now! That's so embarrassing!"

"Well what else are you gonna do, huh? Just avoid her for the rest of your life?" Asked Ron.

"I mean, yeah that's kinda the plan honestly."

"Harry!" You yelled, running towards the group.

Harry panicked, pulling Hermoine in front of him and hiding behind her.

"Um Harry, I uh, I can still see you." You giggled.

"Ugh, stop hiding behind me and talk to her!" Hermoine snapped, pulling away from Harry's grip.

"C'mon Ron, let's give them some space." Hermoine said, grabbing Ron's hand, failing to notice the blush that bled across his face at the contact.

Once Ron and Hermoine were out of sight you spoke up.

"So um..." you said awkwardly.

"I'msosorryforthatitwassoembarrassingIcompletelyunderstandifyouhateme-" Harry rushed out, far to fast for you to understand.

"I- I'm sorry what was that?"

He sighed heavily, "I'm sorry that I did that, I just- I really like you, like a lot. I get so nervous when I talk to you, your just so amazing and- well yeah.." Harry fiddled with his fingers, eyes not leaving floor.

"Harry, I never knew you felt that way." You honestly said.

"Listen, we can pretend this didn't happen, just move on. A-and if it makes you uncomfortable being friends knowing I like you then-then we dont-"

"Harry, I never said no." You lifted his chin to make him look at you.

"Wait, you want to go on a date with me?"

"Well, yeah. I mean, you didn't really give me the chance to say no." You teased.

"T-this, wow, this is great!" A big smile blossomed on his pale face.

You giggled at his excitement, only barley being able to hold your own, "gods your adorable."

"Awwwww." You heard what sounded like Ron say.

"Shut up!" Hermoine whispered yelled.

You peaked behind the wall you heard their voices. You saw both of them hiding.

"Where you watching us?!" Harry said.

"What!? Of course not!" Hermoine lied.

"We both know you were." You said holding back a laugh.

"Whatever, you caught us. At least you said yes, would've been bloody awkward if not." Ron laughed.

#bay writes🌻#harry potter fanfiction #harry potter #harry #harry potter x reader #harry potter series #harry james potter #harry potter × you #harry potter x you #harry potter fic

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Scaramouche never loses a bet no matter what, but could he lose just this once?

Scaramouche x gn reader

Fluff, Modern au

Word Count: 1.5k

☾ ~ This is my first piece of work like this so feedback would be very much appreciated. Special thanks to Kyra <3 ~☽

Just like every other night you and Scaramouche laid out on the couch watching cheesy romantic movies on Netflix. Your head close to his chest and his arms around you lovingly. His soft fingers run through your hair as you comment on the poor acting skills of the actors. In between comments he would plant soft kisses on your cheeks, lips, and forehead. Though affection from Scara wasn’t as rare as you thought it would be, he wasn’t as nearly as affectionate as he was this past week. He was constantly touching you and hanging around you, when you would wash dishes he would wrap his arms around you and lovingly kiss your cheeks. Just before you leave the house for the day he gives you a long hug and several kisses rather than the sort peck he usually gives you. You don’t know what had caused the sudden change but you weren’t going to deny that you like affectionate scara more.

Planting another few kisses on your forehead he pulled you in even closer, leaving no room in between the two of you. Chuckling to yourself you throw out the question that had been constantly on your mind.

“Who knew the big bad Scaramouche could be so affectionate?” Within seconds his face reddened. Embarrassed by the question he turns away, hiding his bright red.

“What are you talking about?” He puffs out turning around to face you again.

“Oh come on, don’t play dumb Mouche, you know what I’m talking about. There is no way that you don’t know how affectionate you have been. I’m not complaining but why the sudden change?”

“It’s nothing, ok”, he says, bringing you close yet again.

“ Whatever you say Mouche, but I bet you couldn’t last one week without receiving or giving affection”, you say trying to hold back your laughter at the sight of his mouth agape.

“ Oh I’m sure, I could last, but the real question is can you?”, he retorts, collecting himself. Smirk present on his smug face. You would make sure he would lose. No way would you let the ever so prideful Scaramouche win this bet.

“We’ll just have to wait and see, won’t we?”, you say mocking his smirk. “Winner chooses the loser’s punishment”.

“Deal,” he says, leaving you with one last kiss before heading towards the bedroom. Good Luck Mouche.

Sunday

Today was cleaning day which meant you and Mouche would spend the day doing chores together. Both of you had already made a list of the chores that had to be done, you were in charge of vacuuming the house, doing the laundry, and organizing the kitchen. Scara was in charge of cleaning the bathroom, bedroom, and living room.

You tried your best to reach the top shelf where the cookies were going to be put, but you couldn’t quite make it. Deciding to just climb on top of the counter and put the cookies on the shelf that way. Reaching for the last packet on the counter you could feel yourself starting to lose your balance, choosing to keep going you quickly grabbed the packet and shoved it in the cabinet. Just as you were about to climb down you feel yourself falling, closing your eyes, you wait to hit the floor, but instead, you fall into scaramouches arms. Opening your eyes you look right at him, his eyes filled with a look of concern.

“Which idiot told you to climb on the fucking counter?” He says still holding you. Frown present, his eyes looking directly into yours.

“Myself,” you say giggling. “Thanks for saving me Mouche,” you say teasingly.

“Whatever,” he says, still holding you. He slowly lifts one hand from underneath you and moves a piece of hair behind your ear.

“You know Mouche, you can put me down now? Unless you wanna hold me close even longer”.

“No, I dont,” he says as he carefully puts you down, face bright red. “Just finish your work already”, he says quickly leaving the kitchen

You chuckle to yourself watching him leave. He’s cracking already.

Monday

Going out late at night with Scara was nothing new, you two often went on late night grocery store runs. It was much more fun when the aisles were empty and you could run around and play with shopping carts like little kids. Whenever you went on these little shopping runs, you and Scara were truly kids again.

Stepping out of the car you close the door and wait for Scara, you were so used to him holding your hand and so you waited but he locked the car and looked towards you.

“ You weren’t waiting for something, were you?”, he says smirking, he knew what he was doing. What a little shit.

Rolling your eyes and running up next to him you two walk into the store and grab a shopping cart. The first aisle you needed to go to was the fruits and vegetables. You needed apples, grapes, carrots, and Scara’s favorite cucumbers. Parking your cart next to the fruits you grab the pretty red apples that glisten under the lights. Scara places the cucumbers and carrots as you look for the best grapes. Finding the best-looking ones you put them in the cart.

“Wait, you have to try them first,” scara says as he puts one in his mouth. He smiles as he picks another and goes to feed you. Just before he does, he realizes what he is doing and places it in your hand then proceeds to walk away.

“I thought you’d be good at this, Mouche,” “ I guess I was wrong, huh”. you say eating the grape. You picked good grapes as they were sweet and hard, just to your liking.

“Shut up,” he says, pushing the cart towards the bakery section. It’s just a matter of time.

Tuesday

Biology was boring as is but biology online was beyond boring. Your professor’s monotone voice wasn’t helping, his words went in one ear and out the other. You had been sitting at your coffee table for the past hour and a half trying to focus, no matter how hard you tried, you just couldn’t. On top of it all, it was only 8 o clock, Mouche hadn’t even woken up yet. Just the thought of joining him in bed and laying in his arms made you want to run to the bedroom, but you still had half an hour of class left. Walking to the bedroom, laptop in your arms you climb into bed trying not to wake Mouche up. He was calmly asleep, face up and arms to the side. You had to hold yourself back from putting your head on his chest and wrapping your arms around him. You had to win this bet, there was no way you would give in already.

Shifting his body Scara was now facing you, deep indigo bangs falling over his eyes. Gently pushing them behind his ears, you then cup his face, pushing his check closer to his eyes. You let out a small giggle, you let go as he starts to stir in his sleep. Using your best acting skills you act like you are actively paying attention to your class as Mouche opens his eyes.

“Morning y/n,” he says tiredly looking at you, a smile present on his face. Did he feel you?

“Good Morning,” you say, shutting off your laptop. Sliding down to his level on the bed you face him, copying his smile. The urges to lay in his arms were coming back. Pull yourself together y/n you can win this.

Wednesday

After another long day of classes, you had just laid down in bed. The cool sheets welcome your tired body, your eyes glued shut. Today was a long day, today was filled with long study sessions and long classes. More than ever today you had missed Mouche the most, he had been out all day, hanging out with Kazuha. You had exchanged a few texts with him but you missed his presence. Ever since you two had started sleeping on the same bed you couldn’t sleep without him. He has this protective energy that lulls you to sleep feeling safe.

You could hear his footsteps approaching the bedroom door, he was finally home. Hearing the doorknob twist open you once again used your amazing acting skills to now pretend to be asleep. You could hear his sigh as he pulled back the blanket and laid next to you. He was way too close, he had to know that. Wrapping his arms around you , he nuzzles his head into your shoulder. What is he doing?

“Stupid, fucking bet”, he grumbles. “ I hate not being able to hold you and kiss you,” he says, leaving a few kisses on your neck. “ I love you, y/n”. He says pulling you in even closer.

“ I love you too Mouche”, you say, turning to face him. Softly capturing his lips, you place your arms around his neck. Letting his lips go, you look into soft purple eyes, his looking into yours.

“ I win,” you say before pulling him into another kiss.

#scaramouche x reader #genshin imagines #genshin headcanons #genshin impact #☾mai works

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spicy-tomato · 3 years

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Can i pls req dream being reader's sugar daddy :O - 🌼

sorry this took a hot sec ive been working on this one for a while cause i really liked the idea, so here you go :)) it ended up being like 2k words so im sorry

You had it all, anything you could want and more. Wanted to go to rome? Done, your plane leaves tomorrow. Dream absolutely spoiled you and you couldnt be more happy about it. It started off as a thing to help you with rent, but the longer you did it the more you enjoyed being able to get what you wanted when you wanted. Today was your weekly lunch with dream, you had both agreed that at least once a week he would take time off to get lunch with you, it made you smile to see him take time for you. As the tease you were, you decided to wear something a little revealing to tease him since he had cancelled your shopping trip with him the day before. You put on a low cut crop top and some shorts that show a little too much before fixing your hair. You hear you phone ding, getting a text from dream,

Daddy dream <3

Hey baby, i'm out front whenever youre ready to go

You smile and put your phone in your pocket before walking out to his car and getting in. you kiss his cheek quickly “hi daddy” you giggle and smile at him

“Hi sweetheart” he looks you up and down before smirking “like the outfit, all for me?” you giggle and nod before he starts to drive to the restaurant, one hand on your thigh. “Do you know what you want? You know the rule, anything you want no matter the price. And after that we can go shopping to make up for my cancelling yesterday.” you smile at him

“I know, and we dont have to dream, we can just hang out. Its been a while since we did that. Maybe we can go somewhere for you to make it up to me instead” he smiles and squeezes your thigh as he pulls into the parking lot of the restaurant.

“Anywhere you want baby, only the best for you.” you look down and blush, moving over to lean your head on his shoulder as he moves a hand to pet your hair. “Ill take you anywhere anytime and get you anything you want.” you cant lie, at times you had thought about being more than just his sugar baby, having a real romantic relationship, but he was always so busy that it made it seem almost impossible. Sure he took time out to be with you but it was never a lot unless you were traveling. He didnt tell you a lot about his job either, just knew that he had a large following and that he didnt want anything serious and put his partner in a bad situation, but damn if you havent thought about him coming home to you and calling you his.

“Baby? You okay? You zoned out.” he waves a hand in front of your face and you blink back to reality.

“Yeah, sorry i just got a little distracted. Lets go get some food!” you pull away from him and he gets out, walking around to open your door for you and holds a hand out to help you. “Thank you” you smile and take his hand as you step out, he closes the door behind you and puts an arm around your waist, pulling you into his side as you both walk up to get a table. You get seated immediately and he pulls your chair out for you. “Is there a single flaw with you?” you ask genuinely, he just laughs and shakes his head.

“Theres a bunch you dont know about me, sweetheart.” you roll your eyes as the waitress comes back with your mimosa and his water, asking for your orders. He orders for you and him before she walks off to put them in. He always knows what you want and orders it for you. It makes you smile that he likes to take care of you. You shake that thought away and go back to mindlessly talking with him, waiting on the food. It comes shortly and you both start to eat. “Where do you want to go? Japan? Italy? Oh we havent been to paris in a while, maybe there.”

“I think paris would be great, its always so pretty this time of year, maybe we can have dinner on the eiffel tower again!” your eyes light up at the thought of going back to paris. Last time you went was last spring, you both walked around and had the most wonderful time people watching and shopping. You take another bite and he looks like hes about to say something before he stops himself and looks down. “What is it? Is something wrong?” you look at him concerned, scared you messed something up.

“Its nothing darling, dont worry.” you both finish up lunch and he pays before helping you up and leading you back to the car. “I have something id like to ask you when we get to paris if thats okay, its nothing bad i promise its just something ive been meaning to ask for a while is all.” you nod as he opens the door for you and helps you in. “now, a pretty girl like you needs pretty new clothes for the trip, lets go get you some.” he smiles at you as he gets in, resting a hand back on your thigh as he starts the car, leading you both to the mall.

You spend hours in there going to different stores and trying things on, him getting you whatever you wanted without any hesitation. You walk back to the car with armfulls of bags and a couple new suitcases. “Thank you so much daddy, youre the best.” you kiss his cheek and he turns a little red.

“Its no problem baby, why dont you stay over tonight and we can leave in the morning to head to the airport. I can help you pack and we can watch a movie.” you smiles and nod, putting your bags in the back of the car and your new suitcases in the trunk.

“Id like that…” you think for a second about how nice it would be to wake up next to him every day and how nice it is to fall asleep next to him when it happens, even if when you did wake up after he wasnt next to you. The cold bed always made you remember that you would never be more than this, not that this was bad in the least its just sometimes you wish you could be more. He drives you both back to his apartment building and helps you out, grabbing most of your bags, only leaving you to grab the suitcases as you enter the building. He lived on the top floor in the penthouse, expected for how much money he had. You set your stuff down in his room, your new clothes already laid out nicely thanks to him. He walks up behind you and hugs you from behind.

“Youll look so good in all of those baby, gonna be the prettiest one in paris.” he kisses your neck softly before pulling away and taking your hand, leading you to sit on the part of the bed not covered by clothes. “Let me go run you a bath and you can pick out a movie.” you nod and he walks to the bathroom, leaving you alone on the bed. You turn on the tv and start scrolling through netflix looking for a movie, finally deciding as he walks back in and picks you up. You giggle and wrap your arms around his neck, moving your head to rest on his chest as he carries you to the bathroom. He sets you on the counter and takes your shirt off carefully, leaving kisses down your neck and chest and he moves down to take your shorts off. You lift yourself gently to help him take your shorts off. He takes them off quickly before nipping and kissing your inner thighs, ghosting over your core. You whine and try to move closer to him before he presses your hips down into the counter.

“Stay still baby, dont wanna have to punish you. Daddy just wants his desert.” you nod quickly and stay still, his head diving to softly kiss your clit, causing you to whine. He chuckles and starts to slowly eat you out, almost at a teasing pace. You whine and grip the counter, trying to keep from pulling his hair. He pulls away and smiles, “good girl, being so good and not pulling my hair. Just letting daddy eat you up.” after he says that his hands move down to your thighs open as he starts to eat you out like a man starved. You let out a loud moan and throw your head back, your hands moving to his hair and tugging closer. At this point he didnt care about you pulling his hair, to blissed out by hearing your sweet moans and tasting you. Your cries became louder as he dragged you closer to the edge. as you were almost there he stopped, causing a loud whine from you as he moves up to face you. He looked like heaven like this, face covered in your slick with eyes dark from lust.

“Now my good little girl, i want you to get off the counter and bend over for daddy.” you quickly move off the counter and do as your told. “Such a perfect little girl, i want you to watch as i make you feel good, got it? You look away and i stop,” he chuckles and grabs your neck after you nod. His hand moves from your neck to your hair to hold you in place, making eye contact with him through the mirror.

“Such a precious little pet for me, arent you?” you whine as he lines up with your entrance, teasing you, causing you to press your hips back against him. He smacks your ass roughly and pulls you against his chest by your hair. “Thats not very nice bun, its almost like you want me to leave you all worked up.’’ he smirks at you before pulling you roughly back against him, ripping a scream from your throat. He sets a brutal pace, leaving no time for you to adjust to him. He keeps the pace, your legs starting to shake as he brings you back to the edge of your orgasm before quickly throwing you over it. You let out a cry of his name, trails of tears starting to run from your eyes as he keeps going.

“Pretty little bunny, always so good and tight for me. Gonna breed you so good. Fuck you until i know it takes.” he tugs your hair roughly and starts to bite and suck at your neck, leaving marks in his wake. You whine and cry, moving your hands to tug at his hair. “So close princess, gonna fill you up so good.” he moves a hand to your clit to punctuate his statement, causing a louder cry to come from you as you tip over the edge once again. His hips start to stutter as he fills you up, riding out his high with shallow thrusts letting out a few more quiet moans before pulling out of you carefully. You whine and tug at his hair as he does so. He picks you up carefully as he pulls away.

“i figured we could take a bath and then cuddle before we pack and figure out what time we should leave for the airport.” you nod and he carries you carefully over to the tub, setting you down carefully in it before getting and sitting behind you. He starts to wash your hair as you slowly drift off to sleep. You wake up briefly as he lifts you from the tub and carries you to the bed. He moves the blankets back and sets you down gently before crawling in next to you , pulling the blankets back over you.

“Be my partner,” he says as you turn towards him

“Only if we can still go to paris” you giggle and he nods, kissing the top of your head before you both drift off.

#dream smp x reader smut #dreamwastaken smut #dreamwastaken #dreamwastaken x reader #dream smp x reader #dream x reader smut #dreamwastaken x reader smut #dream x reader #dream smut #dream smp #dsmp smut #mcyt x reader smut #mcyt smut

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lanaswritingbook · 2 years

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“But thats my girl.” Part 2

Word count 600

Summary: Peter has a crush on his long term best friend and struggles on what to do about it. But what will happen when she’s on the other side of the door listening to his confession to Ned.

Warning: Self doubt/ Insecurities

AN: First Peter Parker story hope you enjoy! TOLD IN PETERS POV

Part 1: https://eddiesmunsonswife.tumblr.com/post/689091186179391488/thats-my-girl

“Y-Yn hey.” I tried to act natural as if she didn’t just hear my dying love for her. Her mouth still dropped Ned waved in her face bringing her back into reality. When she snapped out the trans she immediately looked at me and turned red.

“I- um I brought cookies.” She smiled clearly embarrassed as she walks past me putting the sweets on the dresser. “Ah thanks were gonna need the sugar for putting this bad boy together.” Ned pointed to his lego set as she smiled awkwardly sitting on the bed.

After a while everything was still awkward and we could all feel it as sat in a Circle putting the pieces together. “Soo um I’m gonna see if May needs help with something” Ned chuckled weirdly and left the room. I mentally curse him out for leaving us in this awkward situation.

We sat in silence for at least minutes until she spoke up. “You know I’m kinda offended you thought I would date Flash” she giggled lighting the mood. My lips pressed together finally let go with a small exhale.

“So you heard? All of it…” You looked down playing with one of the lego figures. “Yeah I did.” She sighed looking away. “I’m so sorry Yn I never meant for this to come out I knew it would ruin our friendship.” She quickly looked back at me and shook her head.

“Peter I never said anything bad about it. I’m just surprised that you like me..” It was my turn to look confused and shake my head. “What do you mean?” We scooted closer a bit “I- um I dont know why you would like me. Yes I heard your whole conversation but its me Peter. You deserve someone way better.” She scoffed.

“Yn are you crazy? I dont know why someone wouldn’t like you. You’re literally the coolest girl I’ve ever met its crazy. And your so sweet, you put people before you, your hilarious, we get along great, and your so beautiful too. I dont know why you wouldn’t be loved.” I gently put her hand in mine rubbing the back of her palm.

“Peter I like you too. For a long time now. I just didn’t know how’d you feel probably grossed out.” She sniffed looking away. “Hey hey never. I’m just glad the truth is out” she smiled turning back towards me. Putting her hand on my cheek she rubbed my pinkish skin.

“Peter” she whispered “Yes Yn?” I gulp hopefully she didn’t hear from my nervousness “Can.. Can I kiss you?” Not even a second later my lips were on hers putting my hands on her cheek pulling them in. She pulls back gasping for air but hurries back in. But before we could pull away the door opens.

“O-oh my.” May smiled taking a picture with her phone cheesing “I TOLD YOU MAY THEY WOULD BE MAKING OUT.” Ned yelled from the living room. Yn quickly hid in my chest from embarrassment “Oh god” I yell shooting the door closed with my webs.

1 year later.

Yn and I are standing at our lockers talking about our plans later for our 1 year anniversary When Ned skips through the halls.

“Sup my favorite couple of the year I have a gift for you two.” He giggled sinisterly getting a rolled up poster out his bag. “Ok.. I wanna see!” Yn clapped. I chuckle waiting for our surprise with my arm wrapped around her waist.

“Feast your eyes on this.” He yelled opening up the rolled paper the stretched out arms length. “Ned buddy. I know that isn’t the picture of our first kiss.” I laugh embarrassed at the way our faces looked shock in the picture.

My body covering up Yn’s as we sat crisscrossed on the floor, her arms around my neck and mine on her face as we look back with wide eyes as the flash reflects on our skin.

“Put that away before someone sees” she quickly snatched it away giggling. “I knew you guys would love it” he smirked as we headed to class.

#fluff #female reader #angst #spider man far from home #spider man homecoming #spider web #spiderman #tom holland #friends to lovers #peter parker #peter parker x y/n #peter parker x reader #ned leeds

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sk3tch404 · 3 years

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Reader who loves to play horror games with Yandere idv boys 💖 ( Puppet Combo Edition )

Note: Omg the ask that @aticklessclock sent me totally motivated me to finish this early! Tysm <3

Not a requested post!

Content warnings: Yandere/obessive and toxic behaviors, profanity, violent games, and mentions of gore

Tell me if I missed anything!

( Characters: Joseph, Antonio and Wu Chang )

Joseph [ The Night Ripper ]

He'd be intrigued, the idea of playing something purely just to instill fear into yourself sounded idiotic and confusing. But since it was you who asked, he'd give it a try.

Joseph: Alright, and what are we supposed to do here?

Reader: When you see a black car pass by, hide, because that's the killers' car. And if you see someone with a duck mask and a long black coat with a black hat, run

Joseph: Oh alright, I think I remember what a car is...

Reader: Okay, go into the crack house

Joseph: Crack house?

Reader: You know, it's in the name, crack cocaine, the drug, and house, put it together and that's where people go have a good time

Joseph: *walks into crack house* Maybe I should go to a crack house with you sometime then :)

Reader: No, Joseph you don't wanna do that, crack cocaine isnt a good thing- OH MY FUCK JOSEPH

Joseph: WHAT- OH FUCK ITS DUCK MASK

Reader: DONT JUST STAND THERE, RUN- HES STABBING YOU RIGHT NOW

Joseph: HOW DO I RUN

Reader: SHIFT ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE KEYBOARD

Joseph: I CANT SEE ANYTHING ITS BLURRY

Reader: YOU HAVE TO CLICK REALLY FUCKIN FAST, YOUR ADRENALINE IS TOO HIGH

Joseph: *INTESNSE CLICKING NOISES*

Reader: *MC gets stabbed in the eye on screen* Well fuck, we're dead :p

Joseph: WHY WOULD THEY SHOW SUCH A THING

Reader: DONT ACT LIKE THERE WEREN'T PUBLIC EXECUTIONS OR SOME SHIT IN THE 1700s OR 1600s- I DONT REALLY KNOW

Joseph: I NEVER WENT TO SEE THOSE

Reader: WELL DID YOU MISS OUT?

Joseph: NO

He feels the need to check up on you every so often, deceased or not, he doesnt want you dying of a heart attack :( Joseph tries his best not to scare you too much in matches, so he usually let's you leave through dungeon if you've been good. Doesn't even step on you the rare couple of times he actually does down you :D

Antonio [ The Glass Staircase ]

Why would you play a game just to be scared? Although he has a literal demon inside of him, it doesnt feel as bad as people believe it is. Yeah it may whisper it wants to strangle him at times, but he assures himself that everything will be alright if it just keeps playing the violin that's gripped to his shoulder.

Antonio: Good girls take their medicine? What do we have, turberculosis? Cough away I guess

Reader: Nah, I actually have no idea, oh, and sorry you have to sit on the floor. You're kind of super tall and stuff

Antonio: *blushes and chuckles a bit* It's fine

Reader: Alright let's read these notes

*reads all available notes*

Reader: Jesus, what is this man trippin on?

Antonio: I dont know what he is, "trippin" on, but he is "trippin" on that terrible piano

Reader: LMFAO THAT WAS GOOD

Antonio: *Figets with his hair with a satisfied smile* Heh, I was only speaking the truth

Reader: Anyways, let's go through the doors, we have some gardening to do

Antonio: Of course

*door animation pauses and knocks back*

Antonio and reader: Wait what-

*THE LOUD SHIT THAT SCARED THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF ME*

*SCREAMS*

*Antonios hair suddenly wraps around Reader tightly*

*EVEN MORE SCREAMING*

It's become his thing to pull you in closer with his hair when he becomes hostile. Even in matches, he'll bleed out every survivor and hold you close seconds after. Fictional fear has no impact on what you feel during these moments, you wonder if you should keep playing these kinds of games with the charming violinist...

Wu Chang [ Nun Massacre ]

Fan would find it idiotic at first, you already have enough on your plate with tall hunters beating you to death almost everyday, why would you want to be even more frightened? As much as he is stubborn, later on as he got to know you and technology, he found it wasn't as bad as he thought it to be. Xie was confused and a bit concerned in the beginning, but seeing it please you and seeing how you wanted to share those experiences with him made his undead heart beat a bit slower.

Reader: Throw the rock at the glass window in the door

Fan: Wouldn't that alert the nun?

Xie: I'm sure it'll be fine as long as we hide for a bit

Reader: Yeah, just jump in really quickly and hide in the corner of the room

Fan: Alright, whatever you say Reader...

*Destroys window*

Reader: Okay go!

Fan: *continues to spacebar repeatedly* I'm trying to go over but it won't let me

Reader: Sometimes it might be like that, other people had problems like this

Xie: Fan, you're pressing it too much

Fan: IM TRYING OKAY

Reader: YOURE TAKING TOO LONG GO HIDE IN A BEDROOM

Fan: WHERE IS THE BEDROOM AGAIN

Reader: DOWN THE HALL OR SOMETHING

Fan: WHICH HALL

Xie: THE ONE DOWN THE STAIRS

Fan: FOR FUCKS SAKE *RUNS DOWN THE STAIRS*

Xie: TOO MANY STAIRS-

*gets stuck in barbed wire pit*

Reader: FAN WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Fan: IT WENT TOO FAST READER, SORRY IM NOT A GOD

Reader: GOD WHY DOES SHE MAKE THOSE KINDS OF SOUNDS

Xie: OF COURSE SHES GONNA MAKE WEIRD SOUNDS, SHES IN AGONY???

Reader: WELL IT SOUNDS LIKE SHES HAVING A GOOD TIME IN THAT PIT HUH

Fan: LMFAOOO NO

*Nun peaks up on screen*

*collective concerned silence*

Reader: Uh, hey girrrrrrlllll, how are you doin? Please dont kill us lol

*nun starts to stab the shit out of the MC*

Xie, Fan and Reader: JESUS FUCK-

Fan feels the need to protect you even more now. He'll try to beat survivors down out of your line of sight to cut your heart some slack. Although he doesn't have that much of a problem chairing you, the fear ridden look on your face is so much more different than those of the cherished times you three share... Fan is much more careful of his image for you, he knows he supposed to be the angry/mean one, but he doesn't want you to run away from him or be too scared to confess your feelings to him...

Xie also feels the same, he'll be more gentle from then on, but doesn't stop playing his part in the actual death game. The tall, fair man only chairs you with a gentle grip and downs you with playful tripping. He also tries to look more reserved while in your witness, but when he hunts other survivors, let's just say that everyone always begs you post match to escort them for the rest of the day... You want to confront the boys about it, but with everything you hear, they could do anything dangerous to you if they were to ever lose the wrong screw. Despite what you may think about the situation, dont be too naive to believe they're both too Innocent. Even your most loved ones could be the bigger threat.

#yandere #yandere identity v #yandere wu chang #yandere xie bian #yandere fan wujiu #yandere joseph #yandere joseph idv #yandere antonio #horror gamer reader #x reader #headcannons #identity v #idv #identity v x reader #yandere idv #yandere x reader #sketch actually writes

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kimsaiakarii · 2 years

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Deatbeat! Draken x chubby reader

This is a preview of my story feel free to check out on my Watppad @Kazuichis_Simp <3 love you hope you guys enjoy it

'I really wonder how my life went so wrong. I really thought we could live a nice life all three of us'. I thought to myself looking out the window in the backseat of a taxi. "Miss we are at your destination." the driver said smiling at you. "Thank you, sir.' was all you said as you stepped out the car and into the building.

"AHEM, are you forgetting something?" the driver says holding his hand out. "Oh yeahhhh" 'Dammit, I forgot my money' "Actually sir I forgot to bring money" I say sheepishly shrugging my shoulders. " The driver just spat at my shoes and driving off saying some inaudible something like "You stupid fat bitch".

I couldn't care less I'm just here to pick up my daughter from my best friend's house. Pressing the buzzer to let her know I'm here I see a familiar guy with black hair and blue eyes but quickly transition my focus on the door as it unlocks itself.

I go down the hallway just to see that the elevator is out of service. 'Fucking great.' I sigh to myself looking up at the stairs. 'Thank you so much (Bff/n) for living on the top floor'. Basically, running and panting up the stairs wishing the burning sensation in your legs would stop, but you didn't you were dedicated I don't know, why you just wanted to hurry up with the stairs.

Standing on top of the stairs panting my ass off and walking to her door. Before I can knock on the door I see (D/n) head poking out the window giggling. "Are you going to let mommy in?" I ask making a funny face at her. "I can't reach the lock mommy" she laughed.

"(D/n), c'mon my feet hurt". I say adding a bit of exaggeration. Maybe after 5 seconds I hear the door click and I walk in.

no one's Pov

As Y/n walked in the apartment feeling the AC immediately hitting her skin and plopping on the couch with a satisfied sigh. "I see someone is energized." (bff/n) says carrying a plate of food putting it on the table. "Mmhm I just got done with my shift thank God I'm quitting that bum ass job." (bff/n) looked at you with a very worried expression. "Are you sure, I mean I know they havent been paying you alot but do you have a plan after you quit?"

You just looked at her with a reassuring smile. "Dont worry I saved my money up aaannnnddd Im moving." You said taking a bite out of whatever was on the plate. "MOVING WHEREEE AND WITHOUTT TELLING MEEE" she exclaimed almost falling over. "HEY SHUT UP WITH ALL THAT RUCKUS OVER THERE!!!!" I heard an old lady yell next door with some banging going with it "SORRY MRS.ANDERSON.......... So anyways about you moving?"

"Awww (bff/n) dont worry I promise that it isnt that far from here, I wouldnt wanna have (d/n) away from you." I laughed getting up stretching. "Well I'm bout to get outta here Im TIRED." "Well byee y/n make it home safe I love you" "Byee I love you too. Lets go (D/n) say bye to your auntie" (D/n) runs out of literally nowhere and hugged her "aunt" and went outside the door.

"WAIT, YOUR SHOES ARE UNTIED. I yell going after her only to see her smiling from ear to ear standing by the door. "Moomm, Im ten I know how to tie my shoes im not a baby" she say bending over to tie them. I rolled my eyes and waited for her to be dont so I can finally walk home.

(d/n) Pov

'I really didnt tie my shoes I think they look dumb like that I like my own style better. whats the worst that could happen?

#tokyo revengers #chubby reader #draken #ken ryuguji #chubby #plus size reader

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