#ok seriously enough yapping-
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Me when I see the VERY concept/ship/etc (I'm not naming EVERYTHING- 😭 but mostly concept) I don't like by someone else:
Me seeing the same concept/ship/etc, but then seeing it's made by my FP/My friends/OOMFs/(Idk- just people that I genuinely respect and am not just.. neutral on- Idk how to explain-) and it's actually wonderfully executed:
#“you are the only exception” ahh mindset /hj#if you find it you find it#kny#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer#muichiro tokito#(tagged because of the gifs)#anyways#I don't like certain things so if I see it#I'll probably just be like “.. this again?” or Idk- something that implies boredom. Just bored-#(or make a silent rant depending on how many times I come across it despite scrolling away- but then realize it's not that deep-#and just change the search so it's more specific to what I want-)#(which doesn't work most the time- but Atleast I get to see what I actually wanna see. even if it's not that much-)#but if it's made by any of the people I just mentioned#just so y'all know. I'm eating it up immediately#because I JUST have a feeling y'all would cook with it /hj#sorry if this post sounded backhanded-#ok enough yapping#just know y'all are the only exception when it comes to consuming stuff I don't really have an interest in /hj#(sometimes It can turn into eventual interest depending-)#ok seriously enough yapping-#that's it#yay!!! yippee!!!
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whats dragon prince? is it about lotr? im so confused im just here for the vibes. hope exams are going okay
*cracks knuckles*
haHAHhahHAHHAahahha i am VERY happy you asked
the dragon prince is THE MOST AWESOME, WONDERFUL SHOW TO EVER EXIST (imo) (and no, it's not related to lotr at all, though there are a few lotr references in it)
anyways the dragon prince is (trying not to spoil too much) an animated fantasy series on netflix; the main plot for the first three seasons is that two human princes and an elven warrior team up to return a dragon egg back to its mother (the dragon queen) in the hopes of stopping a war between elves and humans (this is like literally the netflix description lol)
ALSO I KNOW IT MAY SOUND KINDA CLICHE BUT I SWEAR IT'S NOT
before tdp, i wasn't really into elves/dragons/mages/that specific type of fantasy. but tdp is more than just that - there's amazing characters who have amazing character arcs and development, there's a LOT of awesome ships that i've completely fallen in love with, there's plenty of LGBTQ+ and disability representation in a way that feels natural and not forced, a fascinating plot and an overall really awesome experience. i'd REALLY recommend watching it if you have netflix (ok someone stop me before i become a walking tdp ad-)
im so confused im just here for the vibes.
aww no that actually makes me feel so happy 🥹 hope you enjoy the vibes <3
hope exams are going okay
tyyy!! they haven't started yet but they will in about two weeks lol (send help 😭🙏)
anyways tysmm for the ask ❤️❤️❤️
#the dragon prince#tdp#give us the saga#SERIOUSLY IT'S SO GOOD#YOU SHOULD WATCH IT#ask#ok i think someone else would be able to explain this much better 😭#whenever i try to explain the dragon prince to anyone it just ends up as incoherent yapping#BUT STILL#IT'S SO GOOD#like even if you're not into that type of fantasy#neither was i#but then i watched tdp and omg#it literally changed my life#ANWAYS#enough of my yapping#tysmm for the ask#and i hope you have an awesome day <3
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I've sat on s11 long enough. Yes, I finished it. Yes, I'm procrastinating watching s12. But I've had a lot of thoughts towards the last couple episodes of s11 and how they wrapped everything up. A lot of thoughts...
For starters, I can't help but feel the last episode went TOO FAST. The 11min run time finally doing them in. I was begging them to sit on a couple more scenes instead of speed running through it. Flashback to s10's last episode which also had an incredibly RUSHED ending so I hope this isn't the future.

Me when its kai that almost gets zane to remember :0 Nice narratively since these two had more of a focus at the beginning of the fire chapter so I liked that they tied it back this way. I can't believe that they brought up the pink ninja thing. It's a nice season 1 callback and is a reminder to ME PERSONALLY that they still care and remember the earlier seasons. I'm aware this show has been going on for a long time at this point so I appreciate this kind of thing.
On the topic of Zane and Lloyd, there's something to be said about Lloyd being the one to go find Zane and try to get him to remember. The two lone wolf characters. They're underrated to me and I'm not sure how many people have picked up on the similarities (while also being incredibly different) that these two have.

If I had a nickel for every doomed ship lloyd gets, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice. Ninjago writers are arguably better at writing lloyd's ships then the established ones which no im not salty about why do you ask???

Speaking of which, finally some jaya crumbs. For a ship that's canon yall get nothing I swear. I love that despite nya being a badass she was shooketh after taking out the ice dragon with the land bounty. And jay being like "you can let go now" was really cute. I love Jay being an asshole but equally important I love him being a sweetheart. The duality of man. And then Nya looking for reassurance in jay. PLEASE. SEE YOU CAN WRITE AN ESTABLISHED SHIP ALL YOU NEED IS MEANINGFUL CUTE MOMENTS LIKE THIS AND---*gets dragged away*
ok ok SORRY. Ninjago writers really have no idea what to do with jaya half the time when they dont have relationship drama. It should not be this hard...why do they struggle.


I really liked this fight scene vs the ice dragon in general. Kai regaining his fire was epic. Nya protecting her brother. HECK YES FINALLY NYA RETURNING THE FAVOR HAHAH. They both had similar arcs this season and THE THING THAT GOT THEM TO OVERCOME THEIR STRUGGLE WAS WHEN THEY WERE PROTECTING EACH OTHER WAAAAH.

Jay: Nya! You did it!! Cole: HAHAHA I knew you could do it!!
...now wait damn minute, cole. Oh also fricking. I love these three. Brotp...3? Bro3p? Anyways this trio <3333 (kai in the bg: do i look like a fucking joke to you?)
I still have a lot of questions on Nya being able to control ice tho. If its simply the fact she's able to control it by changing the physical property of ice to water then I'll buy it. But I better not see Nya manipulating ice. That feels....wrong. Like she's a badass but Zane is the ice ninja.
Man ok...Zane....(rant incoming sorry)
Its getting a little annoying how often Zane is written out of the plot. I wouldn't have minded much this season if it was a one time thing but...we already saw this with season 4. And then s5+ they found so many ways to just write him out of the narrative that its kind of a crime now and its PAINFULLY OBVIOUS WHEN THEY DO IT. I was so hyped during the fire chapter bc FINALLY he was getting something to do that was meaningful to the main plot. And then he's fridged. Again. I think I understand why Zane fans are so loud. He's done so dirty by the narrative. Unlike the other characters who the writers hurt and then give an emotional payoff, there is a severe lack of that with Zane. Its never about HIM. When they hurt Zane the focus is on how the other characters feel. It's grating on me. I know he's a nindroid but bro still has feelings huh??? What happened to how you wrote him in seasons 1-3?????
All I'll say is that they better continue his arc in the next season. How they handled zane in the final episode was the main reason it felt rushed to me. I was not satisfied with the closure to that. It wrapped up and ??? ok...so are we just going to ignore everything? We're just gonna quickly move on? Having Nya figure out that Zane was the ice emperor before even entering the fortress was a cheap way to ignore that character drama of everyone finding out mid battle. Like I get they were lacking in time, but uggghhhhhhhHHHH please the main conflict of the whole season GOT UNDERHANDED????
They literally sacrificed anything more with Zane to close off Lloyd and Akita and Cole and Krag. Which ok. They're never gonna see these two again, so I'm glad that they gave the appropriate amount of time and love for this send off.
Hold on lemme just. No. NOO. IM WEAK FOR CHARACTERS SAYING GOODBYE THROUGH PORTALS AAAAAAAAAAAA. Man wth. These two only had what 5 episodes? But Im too attached to them. The writers are afraid to write zane but they're not afraid to write cole. I swear he gets so many little subplots that are meaningful to his character.

Like mmm. My heart breaking over this scene. The internal dread of realizing that your effort to fix a situation was for nothing, I felt that in my fucking soul. BUT THIS DOES BRING UP AN INTERESTING THING.
Cole losing the traveler's tea did not matter in the end. In fact, if he didn't lose the tea those 2 npc's (who are so married fight me) would be dead, Krag would still be lonely and not find a new family, the berry that actually would get them home would not have been found. Like. HUH??? Bob ross there are no mistakes just happy accident moments, WHAT. Part of me does want to be like, oh so you backtracked on the consequences of actions, but hmmm. I dont mind this, it wasn't his fault that he lost the traveler's tea in the first place. Cole just took it upon himself to blame himself fix their situation. BUT CONTRASTING THIS WITH WU??
I love you Wu, but you're the whole reason everyone is in this mess to begin with. His action with aspheera WAS a choice he made, and he CHOSE to push the ninja that set the plot in motion, HOWEVER, unlike Cole the choice to fix his mistakes is taken away from him. And...idk how I feel about that. Wu is interesting cuz he does make an effort to want to fix everything he's responsible for. But the narrative and ninja don't allow him to. I feel they tried to wrap up his arc in the Kaiju Protocol episode, but Wu forgiving Pixal indivertibly felt like he was accepting that he should let other people deal with his mess. Was it the right call for the ninja to go to the never realm and not him? Ya maybe. But from a character arc perspective it feels like the lesson here was "let the ninja fix your mistakes". Cuz unlike Cole, Wu does NOTHING that actually helps fixes the situation. maybe that was the point??? i just don't particularly like that message's implication
Just an interesting thought I picked up on that has me wondering what the writers were trying to say with this. Accidental mistake = no consequences vs bad choices = severe consequences. But the former is allowed to "fix" it and the latter has to let others pick up the slack? Hmm. Food for thought. Or maybe im reading too much into it

Having said that, crying over this reunion.
But ya, long extended thoughts on the ending of season 11. And I didn't go off on the never realm paradox rant once. *forced smile*
#the never realm#oh boy#don't get me started#proof i can separate a plot hole from the rest of the story and still enjoy it#but grrrrrrrr#makes no sense#anyways this has been sitting in my drafts long enough#stray pixels#ninjago#sometimes i think im taking this show way too seriously#but i love it ok#i will yap
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doodles
#I loovee these guys#Camillei sorry ive drawn you only twice#Jasmine and soren stay in doodle form unfortunately ive literally like#Never have drawn them seriously snd liked it#Joshua forever takes over#Joshua 4lifer#I am a rock#A czech mate#And a vinion#Each for different reasons LMAOAOAOA#ok enough yapping goodbhe my eyes hrut btw fuck eyestrain#The Love Club: Mots Doux D'une Défunte#noctiart#Joshua ghattassi#soren novotny#vincent evander
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Now is the winter arc of our discontent



#eff it I’ll tag all three of the fandoms#something rotten#requiem of the rose king#baraou no souretsu#richard iii#shakespeare#shakespeare richard iii#ok but funny enough why does this fit Shakespeare! Richard and rotrk! Richmond#the practicing of the winter arc I mean#bro Richard took the sever all your connections SERIOUSLY#rotrk tudor and something rotten Shakespeare be like#mango mango mango#game of thrones ahh shitpost#Richard iii au where the play is just him doing his winter arc#I’d make a joke about something rotten Shakespeare participating#but he’s too lazy compared to Richmond and Richard in the other two medias#wow I yapped a lot in the tags for a shitpost of like one ☝️ sentence
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i saw a minor liking one of my horny asks and thus, i will be lightly poking them with a mighty stick (block)
#cw: suggestive#BACK! GET BACK I SAY!!!#BRO GET OUT OF HERE! SCRAM#18+ mdni#[just me yapping]#proships dni#ok to rb#< its funny enough i think#but seriously dont interact with my blog if youre a minor
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I get what you mean! This fandom is also what made me want to try writing fanfiction for the first time. One of my issues is that what I want is so particular that if I don’t write it, most likely no one will 😅
one day i will read all ratbag fanfic ever written but unfortunately if i read any fic i start thinking “hey i should try this” and then proceed to write the most dogshit ass piece of work ever put to paper
and nobody needs to suffer that, least of all me
but like if i ever do start using my brain to read words again i might do a weekly ratbag book review (fic review)
#fic reviews sound fun#writing struggles#writing community#fanfiction#fanfic#shadow of mordor#shadow of war#also hey#we all gotta start somewhere#if you want to write the most abominable slop fic with plot and syntax held together with nothing but glitter-glue and a dream- that’s A-OK#writing is first and foremost for the fulfillment of the author’s purpose -which can be as simple or complex as they so choose#if you want to make a tribute worthy of the internet -the bar really is nonexistent!#there’s enough room in this digital sandbox for everyone to play their own way#whether you’re one of the cool kids writing a +100k word castle or just messing around for the fun of it#no pressure of course to start writing just because I’m over here yapping -but I just thought I’d say the door is always open 👀#(seriously -I also just hopped in here and would say a fair deal of people are equally new to this and another good portion happy to help)
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@meime13 request: OMG, I just read what i requested, it was super cute, tbh, I didn't expected u to reply to my request, thank u very much, i think at this rate i'll become a bit greedy and always sending requests, ofc, if u don't mind, thank u very much Can I request smth else? Of course if u don't mind, may I request headcanons second year students (+Ace, if it's too much u can ignore it) with an s/o who's really sensitive, like can get provoked really easily and can cry from anger as well, and takes things personally sometimes without realizing it and sometimes unconsciously victimize herself and really subjective altho she claims to be "logical", and she absolutely hate this side of her and wish she was stone hearted person or emotionless and use her brain instead of her heart Sorry for too much yapping, it's ok if u don't accept the request, tbh i think i got a lil too excited, Take care
— 2nd years : ace : x gn!reader. victimize, ace being ace. established relationship. dividers : uzmacchiato!
a/n: no worries! I love your headcanons! Feel free to send as many requests as you like. There was a problem with the request where I couldn't add pictures. Sorry to do it this way again. hope you enjoy!!
Riddle Rosehearts ༉⋆。˚
⭑.ᐟ At first, Riddle might have a tough time with how you react—he used to keep his feelings bottled up, thinking they were a weakness. But when he sees you cry or take things seriously, it hits him hard.
⭑.ᐟ He really tries to tread carefully around you and feels bad if he comes off too harsh. “Being pushed by your emotions isn’t a bad thing. It just needs a little guidance instead of pushing it away.” He’ll help you find ways to handle your feelings better—like journaling, or even venting sessions.
Ace Trappola ༉⋆。˚
⭑.ᐟ At first, he might be kind of clueless and joke around too much, unintentionally setting you off. When he realizes his teasing has hurt you, his behavior changes completely. “Wait, I didn’t mean it like that! Damn, I’m really sorry—I was just messing around.” He’d feel really bad seeing you cry out of frustration or anger, especially if it was triggered by something he said.
⭑.ᐟ He doesn’t like seeing you hate yourself over your feelings and often tries to reassure you. “If you were just some emotionless robot, I probably wouldn’t even like you,” he says with a half-smile, hoping to lighten the mood. When you're overwhelmed, he tries to help you work through your feelings logically, but he’s learned to listen more and push less. He understands that being present for you, especially in tough moments, is what truly matters.
Ruggie Bucchi ༉⋆。˚
⭑.ᐟ Ruggie is really good at brushing things off, so he’s surprised by how seriously you take everything. He often jokes about stuff that upsets you, not because he intends any harm, but because that’s just how he deals with things—and it usually backfires. When he sees you getting upset or spiraling into negative thoughts about yourself, he shifts into serious mode.
⭑.ᐟ He quietly brings you some food, sits next to you, and lets you vent until you calm down. Then, he teases you just enough to help you get out of your head. He reminds you that feeling emotions is part of getting through life; not everything has to be so logical all the time. “Even if you feel too much sometimes, I’d rather that than you not care at all.”
Azul Ashengrotto ༉⋆。˚
⭑.ᐟ Azul truly understands your deep-seated feelings, even if he presents a tough surface. He knows what it’s like to struggle with parts of yourself that you can’t change, particularly the lingering fear of being perceived as “weak.” Initially, he is taken aback by your emotional outbursts and tries to resolve everything with logic, which only deepens your distress.
⭑.ᐟ However, once he realizes this approach isn’t effective, he shifts. He begins offering you more compliments and the emotional support you’ve been missing. Also, he enjoys helping you work through your thoughts, gently guiding you past any negative thinking. “Even if you can’t see it right now, I promise—what I see is someone worth listening to.”
Jade Leech ༉⋆。˚
⭑.ᐟ Jade is really in tune with your feelings—he picks up on your emotional shifts even before you do. He never makes you feel dumb or irrational for crying or reacting strongly. His voice has this calm, soothing vibe, kind of like a lullaby. When you’re stuck in a loop of self-hate, he helps you flip your thoughts around. “Your feelings are part of what makes you, you. Why get rid of something so human?”
⭑.ᐟ He’s the kind of person who helps you figure out your reactions without judging. He’s never condescending but does push back a bit “Do you really want to be emotionless, or do you just want to avoid getting hurt so easily?”
Floyd Leech ༉⋆。˚
⭑.ᐟ Floyd really loves your passionate side because it’s all over the place and real. He never judges you for it, even if he doesn’t always get it. If you’re crying out of anger, he gets fired up too— “Who messed with you? Want me to take care of them?” He’s not the type to baby you, but he knows how to comfort you in his own way—with tight hugs and holding your face, telling you, “I like Shrimpy just like this. Don’t change and become boring.”
⭑.ᐟ He can be pretty blunt and might say stuff that ends up hurting your feelings without meaning to. Then he gets a bit mopey if you take it too hard, like, “I didn’t mean it that way, don’t be like that…�� Floyd appreciates your honesty, even if it leads to tears because you’re never boring, and that’s what he loves the most.
Kalim Al-Asim ༉⋆。˚
⭑.ᐟ He doesn’t judge you for crying or getting upset—often. However, since he is such a cheerful person, he sometimes fails to notice when you're really struggling internally or blaming yourself.
⭑.ᐟ When he does pick up on it, he responds by showing even more affection: giving you hugs, showering you with compliments, and listing all the reasons he loves how expressive you are. He’s not interested in changing you; he simply reminds you that it’s completely okay to be emotional—it just shows how much you care. “Honestly, if you weren’t like this, I probably wouldn’t have fallen for you. You make everything feel so real.”
Jamil Viper ༉⋆。˚
⭑.ᐟ Jamil picks up on everything, even the little stuff, like small expressions and changes in your mood. He may not always say anything, but he knows exactly how easily you can get hurt. When you get upset and cry from anger, he helps you take deep breaths while giving you some space. Later on, he’ll sit next to you and ask if you want to talk or let it all out.
⭑.ᐟ He also tries to share some of his grounding tricks with you, like breathing techniques or mental checklists, to help you work through your feelings. “You don’t have to be emotionless to be strong. Honestly, it just means your heart is more open than mine ever was.”
Silver ༉⋆。˚
⭑.ᐟ Silver is incredibly patient with you, your sensitivity doesn’t bother him. When you feel overwhelmed, he speaks to you softly and doesn’t push you to "make sense" of things—he simply waits until you feel safe.
⭑.ᐟ He encourages you to take it easy, find your footing, and slow down. “You don’t have to figure everything out. Sometimes you just need to feel it.” If you express a desire to be emotionless, he frowns, “That would be a shame. Your feelings are what make you, you.”
#twisted wonderland#twst#twst wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#twst headcanons#twst x reader#riddle rosehearts#riddle rosehearts x reader#riddle x reader#ace trappola#ace trappola x reader#ace x reader#ruggie bucchi#ruggie bucci x reader#ruggie x reader#azul ashengrotto#azul ashengrotto x reader#azul x reader#jade leech#jade leech x reader#jade x reader#floyd leech#floyd leech x reader#floyd x reader#kalim al asim#kalim al asim x reader#kalim x reader#jamil viper#jamil x reader#twst silver
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you as nct dream's 8th member (headcanons)



pairing: ot7 x fem!reader . . . masterlist . . . 127 ver . . . wayv ver genre: fluff, headcanons a/n: romantic headcanons for each member if you were the 8th member and only girl in dream! u can imagine if ur in a secret relationship or not! ・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・
mark
he'll get so flustered after ur compliments, saying something like "yo, stop... seriously!" while literally smiling
writes sooo! many! lyrics about u, he'd ask for ur opinion on them without finding out theyre rlly abt you..
loves walking with u after practice chatting, you guys always end up at his place, or getting food at a local restaurant
a date? a hangout? who knows at this point..
gets shy when the members tease him from how much he pays attention to u, "she's my friend, okay?"
expect to always be cuddled up to him during every movie night
he'd always jokingly ask u to put on spiderman. EVERY TIME.
asks for ur feedback on everything he does, secretly wanting to impress u ...🤫
calls u late at night just to talk abt random things that pop up in his mind
yap sessions galore with this man
never expect the room to be dim with his presence. especially with u around, he loves to talk
i feel like you and mark would talk in english the most too
renjun
starting off, he'd be adorably protective, scolding u if u overwork yourself, but softening with a worried smile
sings softly to u during quiet moments (his voiceee i can't)
teach u mandarin calling u beautiful just to see u blush
king of handmade gifts
omgg, the amount of snacks u guys would sneak each other so the members don't see and steal!
would send u songs that u might like, saying they reminded him of u
his gaze would just linger on u tbh!
jeno
BLUSHING GALOREEE
ok. you guys are just working out but then when he GUIDES u
like hands on hips sorta thing, he pretends it's "for safety"
that was enough to get ur legs weak more than the actual workout
he'd give u piggybacks during practice just to be silly
loves seeing u in his hoodies, pls steal them more often
yea he'd catch you if you stumble saying something like "careful, princess" HELLLOOO???
i think he'd take that as a perfect chance to steal a kiss from u
he's a smiley boy, pls compliment him to earn more smiles!
the members would tease him for how much he looks out for u but doesn't deny it at all
haechan
he'd always notice when ur tired, letting u lean ur head on his shoulder
he'd like steal ur phone to make u chase him around the practice room??
then you'd find a few selfies of himself in ur camera roll
randomly dramatically serenades u during practice breaks
if you'd go thru a haunted house, do NOT expect him to let go of ur hand. he wants u to be safe and comfortable at all times!
if ur bored u would cuddle with him and play with his hand and fingers
he'll get surprisingly jealous if u hang around another member for a while, he'd be pouting or just staring at u until u notice
expect him to be feeding u snacks, and vice versa
he actually visibly lights up after u laugh at his jokes
ohhh don't even get me started on his silliness. you'd be constantly telling him how much u love his goofiness
lowkey brags about how close u two are to the others, he acts like it's such a big achievement
jaemin
sooo sooo sooo effortlessly romantic 🫠
literally telling u "you're beautiful" as if it's the most natural thing ever
u guys would have SO many pics together
he'd always find a way to make u laugh! funny story or just jokes, as long as it means he'll be able to see u smile
he'd brush ur hair out of ur face during practice
his touch lingering just a little longer
lord the way he's just so CHARMING
plans cute outings for the two of u
yall know that vid of him and mark patting the seat in between them??
yea, when he wants u to sit next to him he WILL do that
ur insta would have candid pics of him everywhere
chenle
personal mandarin tutor
makes fun of u for pronounciation mistakes but is rlly considerate in making sure you'll get it perfect
there'd practically never be a silent moment with yall
one of u HAS to be yapping
he'd show u off
make u laugh nonstoppp his goofiness comes out more when he's with u
gets jealous if other members tease u, "only i'm allowed to do that!"
when u catch him singing he'll go "i'm practicing for you" then it ends up in a serenade
for some reason the song that pops up in my head when i wrote that hc is 'when i'm with you'
he wants to watch basketball with u just so he can spend time with the 2 things he loves
even if u hate basketball bc cmon.. u cant resist chenle
you'd jokingly get jealous about his obsession with stephen curry LMAO
when ur yapping, or he's yapping, he'd tuck a piece of ur hair behind ur ear idk
if he has like a solo schedule somewhere that requires u guys to be away for so long, expect 5 minute long videos he sends u of his day
OR just hours long facetime calls
jisung
one day he'd be shy when complimenting u, the other he'd be bold af
he just ends up zoning out looking at u thru the mirror during practice
yall would just have lots of duo dance sessions, he's like ur private teacher
king of back hugs, his arms go around ur waist
he'd always find a way to be around you so subtlety it's like he's lurking
not in a creepy way he just rlly likes u idk 🙁
ok enough of soft jisung
seeing him out of breath with messed up hair after dancing is a DIFFERENT feeling
kisses like everywhere bro
he'd like to kiss u trapping u between him and the wall
anywayssss....
expect cute instead of classy dates.
#nct headcanons#nct x reader#nct fluff#h3nderyss#mark lee#mark lee x reader#mark lee headcanons#huang renjun#huang renjun x reader#huang renjun headcanons#lee jeno#lee jeno x reader#lee jeno headcanons#lee haechan#lee haechan x reader#lee haechan headcanons#na jaemin#na jaemin x reader#na jaemin headcanons#zhong chenle#zhong chenle x reader#zhong chenle headcanons#park jisung#park jisung x reader#park jisung headcanons
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hi oomfs ig.
i was bored and i randomly wanted to send every OOMF of mine a sweet heartfelt msg ig. but that would take too long ig. Ok sorry im stopping Wirh the ig. this is becoming cringe Ok so like since i was Supersuper bored anf I want to show everu single Onbe of u some Love... thisis For u guys. for my lovings. Cuz thats wjat ari named my fandom ig!!!!! (its so cute i love u ari @y-vna) anyways to all my moots .. i hope u all r drinking enough water everyday .. even better if its lots of water!!! i hope u all r also eating lots and lots and is very healthy ... ^3^ i wish that u all r having an amazing 2025 so far .. and is probably not having any intentions of ending it all cause i sure am... OK sorry again. but inall srsness if u guys ever r struggling and need Someone to talk 2 Im free Anytimeee \^_^/ U all r super super Amazeballs and so sweet SO much love to u all... All of u r sososSososos talented in this silly App and i applaud u all for it !!! I wisj u all the best seriously... and i love u all... Sending warm hugs and kisses .. Mwah ill just casually @ all of mutuals Cuz i love them all so sorry if u didnt wanna Get tagged in my silly Yap.
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@dollfacedb1tch @aeraras @kokoch4nel @nikist-4-n @yeoniis
@cg1rl @purinkiss @atsubie @n-americano @sugarish
@i-mmaculatus @kissunoo @sseulr1n @beompercar @bitchey
@wonjuii @ecojinri @amouriu @jimzittos @wonysmiu
@y-vna @taroism @igorfroggy @jazzitos @soulari
@studiogyu @draculasdaughterrr @tzulipss @hourlyhoon @miuhyein
@yzhiche @rkkuri @nakv @rsier @daddldee
@chaeneuu @heavenurl @eiula @p-oisn ++ more in coms.... GOD DAMN! tjis took me a long time
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dating johnnie hc's? ily ❤️
"I Want Your Heart"
(Dating Johnnie Guilbert Headcannons)
summary : what it would be like 2 date johnnie guilbert <43
pronouns : they/them | GN!reader!
warnings : none
a/n's : i got a build a bear today and named him johnnie guilbert ^-^ - 🌿 | i like tara better - 🎸 | she jake on my johnnie til i yummy - 🐇 |
you make this man NERVOUUUUS
first time you met this man, it was because of tara
thank miss tara yummy for your entire relationship
"y/n!! have you met my friend Johnnie?" "omg no i haven't! hi!!" "o.0"
stuttering, stammering, screaming internally
eventually you and him actually get to talking and hit it off really well
tbh it's mainly you yapping his ear off and him following along
"yeah so then i moved here from (location) and then i worked with tara for a bit but then-" *que him watching you with the biggest eyes*
when he finally gets comfortable enough, all you can do is laugh at every single one of his jokes
so naturally,
he makes it his mission to make you laugh at least once a day (an easy task tbh)
honestly a sweetheart :c
always worried about making you uncomfortable
"can i call" texts no matter how long you two have been together
"can i call?" "if you ask that one more time the answers gonna be no" "ok but can i"
doing his makeup one time and him claiming you have to do it from now on
bc "it just looks better!"
hugs !! from !! behind !!
popping into his streams with food and stuff :C
painting each others nails !!!1
yk the trend where it's like one matching nail, so like if he has all black nail polish one finger will be your fav color ykwim
constant jokes about him being passenger princess
"you seriously need to learn to drive" ">:c"
ppl think he follows jake around like a puppy at parties?
NO.
HE IS BASICALLY ATTACHED TO YOUR HIIIIIP AT PARTIES.
"where's y/n?" "y/n??"
he loves taking photos of you tbh
king of candids
bro holds your purse
okay im done - 🌿
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naw but fr tho i think you've given me more knowledge in islamic sex ed than all my 12 years in school
I went to religious school since elementary and they didn't teach shit abt sex, except that one time about how to keep them coochie clean
So yea, i feel u bestie 😞🤝😞
I mostly asked a professor/ustad directly like, after the lecture i'd approach them to talk privately coz i wanna know what kind of sex toys would be halal 😄
.. eventually some who are used to me made this face like "omg.. this person again" when i raised my hand during qna session (im shameless, ive reached the peak of not gaf)
But i appreciate them for always answering seriously. Like this one time a kid asked if eating pork in Minecraft is halal lolol (it is Halal ofc LMAO)
and some others who were like, "you know what? Here's a whole guide so you can research them yourself"
So.. here ya go sksksk
Bismillah..
THE SOURCES (VERSES)
Can only be taken from:
Quran
Hadith
Prophet SAW besties (Shahabat) habit
Qiyas Syar'i
"But what are thosee 👀"
Quran: the words of God. Usually his response to the Prophet SAW. Like- they were having a convo, or God just wanted to yap. They're all recorded here. Like that whole verse about him saying fuck your psychotic uncle, or the other one about Him scolding the Prophet for his RBF
Hadith: the words and action of the Prophet SAW. In 1st person/3rd person
Split into: Shahih, Hasan, Dhaif, Maudhu
Shahih: valid, undebatable. He legit said that fr (he as in, the Prophet)
Hasan: means good, could be valid.. but one/some of the Rawi is sus.. it's ok tho
Dhaif: WEAK, some sources were questionable but some Rawi said valid- so this could be taken with a grain of salt FOR HISTORY SOURCES ONLY, it's NOT allowed to be the basis of a ruling
Maudhu: Fake, some guy legit said being a nationalist is Sunnah- lmao (bro made shit up)
*Rawi: scholars who confirmed the validity of hadith. Being a Rawi is very strict, they have to be perfect. For example they should never lie. So when i say a rawi is sus, sometimes it's coz someone saw them fishing (some said its Makruh coz ur lying to the fish :( by luring them with nomnom then yeet them u_u)
"But what if they lie about not lyin"
Wallahu'alam. We're taught to always assume positively about anyone except when there's a CONCRETE proof that this person is bad. And if the Rawi actually lie? Then they gonna bear the sins of everyone trusting their cited verses (everyone who followed the verses wouldn't be punished, coz obv they dunno if Rawi lie)
Prophet SAW besties habit: i think it's self explanatory- lol. This usually taken from hadith mauquf (hadith about words/action of the besties- 1st POV or 3rd POV)
This could be taken as verse- because they idolized the Prophet SAW so much so that they copied everything he does (including crouching when he pee- his wife told the besties it happened uh- yeah there's a verse about how to gain reward/avoid sin from pissing alone (Shahih Ahmad))
Qiyas Syar'i: scholars gathering and using their big brains to discuss the ruling for new stuff in modern time (period after the Prophet and his besties died). And since im no scholar, i usually just look up these discussion instead of using my own logic
Notes: these sources are preserved by bijillion people memorizing them. Hadith usually happened like this: A saw the Prophet eating chicken :O (Shahih Bukhari, 5517), A told B, B told C, etc etc (these are called Sanad). And then the Rawi will look it up and probably ask from A to C if that really happened, then the Rawi sorted them as Shahih, Hasan, etc. The Rawi era ended in year 920, no other people would be valid enough to be one in the present.. because well- how could you check if A really said to B.. they've been dead
More notes: it is important to preserve the verses in arabic. To avoid misscommunication due to mistranslation
THE RULING
THE OBJECTS: Halal & Haram
By nature, everything is Halal UNLESS there's an explicit verse saying they're not
Example: there's no verse about cigarette being haram. So the cigarette in itself is halal. But the use of it/smoking.. is another discussion for scholars
More example: Pork is haram (Al-Baqarah: 173).. to consume, trade, or serving them. Touching the meat is ok lol
"But 🙋 how about coccaine✨ there's no explicit verse saying coccaine"
Yes, but it counts as Khamr. Khamr doesn't necessarily means alcohol- but anything that could be intoxicating. Verse againt khamr: Al-Maidah: 90. There may be some scholars disputes (ofc using them for emergency/medical reason is ok.. like anaesthetic is khamr)
THE ACTION: Wajib, Sunnah/Mustabah, Mubah, Makruh, Haram
Wajib: Mandatory, you have to do it and get rewarded :D. If not, the you sinned >:(
Sunnah: Reccomended 👍, you do it? You get rewarded :D, you don't do it? It's ok
Mubah: Allowed, ..no reward, no sin.. just ok
Makruh: Not reccomended 🫤, you do it? Ok.. but if you resist the urge to do it you'd get rewarded :D
Haram: Obviously, don't do it coz it's a sin
For this, an act has to be explicitly stated in verses, whether it's ok or nah. Some might changes due to situations.. (for example: one time during the time of Caliphate Umar, they went thru famine, and the rich were greedy- not giving to people in need during it. So Umar said- U KNO WHAT, STEALING FROM THEM IS OK)
"But how do we knoww 😔"
Look up verses of Quran or Hadith Shahih/Hasan on google and such. Also opinions of valid scholars. Some might varies so make sure to look up if a Scholar is educated in that subject. It's ok to take any opinions to your liking even tho it's different from other scholar (example: most Indonesian scholar said music is halal.. with some exceptions ofc)
Also look at Tafsir! I reccomend avoiding trying to translate the meaning of verses by yourself, because mistranslation is a thing, also its usually worded in a way that it's hard to understand (old language be sophisticated ukno). So it's best to look up what scholars think this verses actually mean + the context of the situation and time when the verse happened (Tafsir)
Alright, enough of the boring stuff
✨SEX✨
Intimacy or any kind of affection to your spouse is an act of worship. So be horny 😌 for God 🫡
Foreplay is Sunnah (Al-Baqarah: 233). Scholars said: preceed with kind words, be playful, kisses, etc (Im saying that praise kink is Sunnah-)
Saying Bismillah and some prayers is Sunnah also, ..don't need to say it out loud, just mumbled it or said it in your head is ok too
Any positions is allowed as long as the penetration is into vagina
Any kind of anal penetration is not allowed :( (From Ibn Majah, hadith Sahih) a/n: lowkey funnyy how God said "NO ANAL" three times here-
But ☝️ Eating ass is ok 👍. Just dont penetrate with tongue/fingers/penis/etc. You can rub or grind between ascheeks, tease the rim with your tongue- these are probably Makruh.. but it's not a sin.. so :P
Period sex is not allowed (Al-Baqarah:222)
But ☝️ You 🫵 Can be creative. Like pussy job, stimulate clit, and the like- as long as theres not penetration to the bleeding cunt it's ok 👍 (probably Makruh)
Sex toys are okay 👍 but only for external stimulation, meaning- no penetration
Sex toys are also okay only if your partner is stimulating you with it, can't use it on yourself ;) (Again, some said Makruh, some said Haram)
Masturbation is not allowed (Al-Mu'minun 5-7, tafsir-ed by Syafii). But some scholars said that it's allowed if you're so horny it made you want to do things with someone who's not Halal for you (like that one Gazxreader mid-courting fic)
Though some scholars did say masturbation is allowed.. (but no penetration) makruh tho- it differs from variety on how scholars think the verse above meant. Some used the argument from verse (Al-An'am: 119) where it is said that anything needed to be said explicitly to be wrong/right in any verse- and masturbation never stated explicitly. Sees also opinions of Tabain, from Al-Muhalla by ibn Hazm- they're ok with it
Bondage and other kinks are allowed if both parties are consenting and had communicate it properly. And it shouldn't cause emotional distress/physical harm
..If anything, indulging in your partner kink is Sunnah :D
Giving each other head is okay, but not reccomended. Just don't swallow :3 (some said Makruh, some Haram)
Pulling out (azl) and using condom etc is ok 👍 but breeding kink is Sunnah (especially when the receiver is into it :3)
..Yes you can suck tiddy and drink the milk
..Yes you can fuck with hijab on praying mattress
..Yes you can use prayer beads as toys, dunno how but.. be creative(?) (still no penetration)
Sexting/Phone Sex is allowed. But either parties are not allowed to masturbate (some said Makruh, some said Haram). Though, both scholars said it's ok if you cum from it somehow with no hands involved/toys (again, some said Makruh some said Haram for the latter)
If you're not ashamed of it.. then do it ig (Said the Prophet, from Shahih Bukhari: 3483)
But it's reccomended to have haya and not be filthy (not a sin tho)
Scat and piss kink isn't allowed because the object (piss&shit) themselves are considered najis (dirty)
Penetrative sex & Orgasm break your fast! But making out and heavy petting is ok (edging is ok ehehe- probably Makruh tho). There's a verse about the Prophet kissing his wife, sucked her tongue, and drank her saliva- which means that doesn't break your fast.. (Shahih Bukhari: 1927)
But if you cum by accident.. like idk, in your sleep, or just somehow- it wouldn't break your fast. Just bathe
You need to bathe before praying if you had sex/orgasm
You don't need to bathe immediately after sex/orgasm
If you want to go another round, it's Sunnah to take wudhu between rounds
If you get aroused, leaking precum, getting wet and such- but didnt have an orgasm- you don't need to bath, just take wudhu
Both parties aren't allowed to talk about their sexy times with other people except for educational/medical purposes
Watching visual pornography is Haram due to the nature of us having to avert our gaze anyway
But reading text porn is a grey area. Either Makruh or Haram
Having nasty thoughts is alright, God made us horny as He stated. It's what you do with those thoughts that would be judged
Voyeorism isnt allowed. Due to the nature of awrah. Sexy times only allowed in private places
Holding hands kissing with tongue snuggling cuddling PDA is allowed tho
and uh.. idk what else, lmk if i miss anything
Just don't get too freaky ;)
Pregnancy sex is alright, as long as it wouldn't harm anybody
If you do any of the forbidden stuff byy accident, like- oh no.. Gaz 👀 wrong hole..
That's not a sin, coz you didnt intent to- but yes do immediately stop when you realized it
And dont feel bad, God is mercifull so repent
Notes: Sin with God and Sin because you hurt people are different. Let's say you ate pork on purpose, then repent and promised to not do it again. But if you hurt someone, you have to get their apology specifically. If not, there would be consequences in the day of judgement. (Rawi Muslim)
Example: Fulan stole his sister's Muffin from the fridge. It's Sunnah for the sister to forgive, she would be greatly rewarded. But if she couldnt help and hold grudges, both would be called forward. An angel would ask if she forgave her brother, if she said yea then cool. But if not, then Fulan has to give one of his pahala (reward/good deeds point) to his sister. And of course, anyone wouldn't just offend one person in their life.. so every each person who had grudges towards Fulan would alsoo be called forward then asked the same question. If Fulan is hated by sooo many people- to the point he has no pahala anymore :(, then the next person gonna give Fulan one of their sin, etc, vice versa.
So.. God may be merciful, but people (me) aren't. Someone could be really good religious wise but is an ass towards people in general, in that case, their good deeds from religious duty is useless *cough*mom*cough* (from Sahih Muslim: 2581)
This is a reminder to be kind 😌 "Speak only good words, or keep silent" or something along those lines (Shahih Bukhari: 6018)
Feel free to ask questions in my inbox/dm- but again! Im no scholar! Just a student :3 So i just gonna offer the opinions of scholars i gathered
Asking questions is reccomended in Islam
Even the Angels themselves who are made to be obedient- asked God when He said he wanted to make humans.
They basically said "Art thou sure?, They're just gonna kill each other and destroy earth". God answered "Yeah ik. Now kneel at them" (Al-Baqarah: 32-37)
Wallahu'alam
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ok i know i'm the 101st person to compare the phantom troupe and the heil-ly family, but with each new chapter we get more and more to work with & i'm chewing on it 24/7 like drywall. let's talk fatalism:
so first of all shoutout to the number one champion of this theory, my main man nobunaga:

literally idk if the guy is in a nostalgic mood or what, but he will not stop yapping about the similarities and for that i commend him & his service
for the record, phinks & feitan don't seem tooooo convinced. phinks specifically points out that hey, actually, we aren't amateurs like these guys and we don't have some crazy genocide murderscheme going on. this much is obvious in the way the PT reacts to luini's insane murderfanboying with "huh????????" *stab*
the phantom troupe do not want to destroy the world, nor were they designed to- they were designed for a very specific purpose and that was to create an environment (a web, hah) that could lure in the big criminals they wanted revenge against, while being dangerous enough to keep the petty criminals out.
these are two very different vision boards!!!
....that nevertheless share some strikingly similar imagery
and we find even more parallels in their respective leaders: aside from the obvious biblical resemblances, morena and chrollo share a similar outlook on life-- more specifically, a similar outlook on death.
more seem uncaring about their respective prospects of survival. self-preservation is such an inherently human trait- hell, a trait inherent to the living- that the lack of any such instinct whatsover is pretty damn terrifying. it leads to a certain kind of alienation from humanity that we know at least chrollo has felt (when he says shit like "humans are so interesting" like damn get your head outta your ass you are one of them). it makes them striking and scary and unpredictable. fucking brocco li points this out:
he's talking about the troupe here, but he could just as easily be talking about the heil-ly. because once again, the mafia is the establishment and the heil-ly and phantom troupe are decidedly not. the regular kakin mafia looks out for their own self-interests, which can lead to unchecked greed but is also what causes them to not go around murdering civilians just because they feel like it.
think of the loss in profits!!
now, nobunaga seems to think of the heil-ly as a sort of prototype- unrefined spider. when they're first investigating the heil-ly hideout, he says "maybe a switch was flipped when one of their own was killed," [see figure 1 above] which is a reasonable assumption to make considering his own experience. but when we check back in with the heil-ly...
their reaction to losing luini is "bummer," before immediately talking about what abilities they should develop to replace him. and in the second panel, when hinrigh kills padaille, the guys who are supposed to be his comrades just.. run away. later morena mentions that those same members are now leveling up to get revenge on hinrigh, but it seems like that stems more from hurt pride and morbid curiosity to see what they can accomplish with their shiny new powers.
these mfs are singing a "let's go hunt the mafia" jingle
big contrast to the way the xi-yu react to the death of lynch^
now both the troupe and the heil-ly are known to have fairly blasé reactions towards death and violence and general in the past. and that extends to their comrades' fights:
shalnark and co play cards while uvogin get leeches injected into his veins, or phinks & co stand by and watch feitan almost get his ass handed to him by zazan in meteor city- before he starts taking things seriously, that is. but i think that comes from a genuine respect in their comrades' strength. like everyone knew uvo could handle the shadow beasts just like they knew feitan could handle zazan. the heil-ly also seem to enjoy each others company and have a great rapport while chopping up dead bodies... but i think they don't expect much from their comrades in the way the troupe does. i mean, it's like phink's says: the troupe doesn't take on amateurs. everyone in the heil-ly is an amateur (except morena) so i don't think their laissez-faire attitude comes from confidence in their own abilities- i think they actually just do not care.
this whole exchange felt sooooo spiders-coded. which makes sense: i mean plenty of them are fans of the spiders! i think yokotani (the lawyer) was deadass trying to get an autograph lol
one thing to note is that when nobunaga attacks terebellum, he assumes the reason the gang hadn't shown signs of confrontation thus far was because they were convinced they were safe- that nobunaga and hinrigh couldn't get to them. i think that's only half the truth: when hinrigh throws a knife at this guy (the heil-ly's "organ" whatever that could mean) he just thinks "huh i wonder how long this would take to heal," before being saved by an issue of shonen jump. then he gets chastised for being reckless and going against morena's orders to keep his head down, but it's all very unserious. then everyone just kind of wanders off to do their own thing.
can i also just say i was getting from real uvogin vibes from terebellum over here
again, i can't really make any blanket statements with information we have available. but my current outlook is that the biggest difference between the spiders and the heil-ly right now is that the heil-ly is what chrollo had initially envisioned for the troupe: remember the "i am the head but i don't matter and you shouldn't make choices with my life in mind" speech? i think this is what that would look like. we know that (up until yorknew), chrollo truly believed that everyone saw the spiders as he did. that he would have no value as a hostage. that they would all be able to accept his death and move on:
and this turned out to be a fatal flaw.
the levels of cognitive dissonance going on during this whole exchange...
he was soooo in hhis head about being above humanity in his own little conceptual space where life and death don't matter that he forgot to look around and realize not everyone was there with him.
there were some, like phinks, who were in line with chrollo's philiosophy. kudos to them ig. but there were enough people who wanted to keep their friend alive- and are still working their asses off to do so today!- that his plan failed. pakunoda chief among them god rest her soul. this moment was one of the first dominos that sent into into the downward spiral he's on today. because after all he invested in the spider, all he gave up for it, it's web is slowly but surely falling apart. he is losing one lifelong member after another in events he is either powerless to stop or has a direct hand in. the ethos that kept him in this purgatory where he could temporarily transcend pain and guilt and humanity is unravelling, and the people he loves (not all of them, at least) don't share in it, and if that's the case then they've been suffering all this time. and if that's the case then what the hell has he been doing, and what the hell is the point.
so now he's stuck on a ship with a group of people that are like his own but worse (and younger and stupider g'bless) lead by someone who's like him but at peace. (and also probably worse lol). having a breakdown because people might love him. also he's trying to steal a national treasure because this is a nic cage movie apparently hey how many words is this post again
TLDR; chrollo is loosing the idgaf war
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Ok after looking more into the topic outside of an anti-centric community.. I guess I'd call myself proship. It's a label I've been avoiding using for myself simply because of the stigma that comes with it. I have no interest in any characters under the age of 19, but I'm still worried about accusations of being a/condoning pedophiles. Like.. not really for me. My interest is in toxic relationships between characters who met as adults or are the same age when they met as children. If anything, maybe a character who resembles a shota at most.
I just don't think it's very productive to have this sort of conversation. If you think that the media you absorb should influence the way you behave around others/treat others in real life, by treating them like sex objects or toys, then you already had those thoughts in your mind, you were already willing, the media had nothing to do with it.
Yes, there are bad apples, there will always be in any community.. but I will say, here, on tumblr, every single "proshippers please interact" post has been people defending themselves with entirely rational and reasonable arguments, and also, incredibly comforting and reassuring.. when I last saw this discourse in 2021-22, the way BOTH sides of the argument were presented to me was bad. I thought proshippers were only pedophiles and incest fetishists, again, both things I'm not interested in. I thought antis were a giant hate campaign mostly sent towards minors healing from trauma(I still kind of believe this actually).
Why even read fiction if you want censorship..? That's the beauty of fiction, anything can happen to anyone, because it isn't real.
I wasn't around on the old internet or really part of fandom, but I very much believe in the philosophy of "don't like, don't read", "dead dove: do not eat", and "ship and let ship". There are ships I don't approve of, I just block the tag. It's very easy to do that. Your internet is YOUR curated experience, that is what the block button is for! Use it!! It's so useful and FUN to push the block button !!
I only started thinking about proshipping again because I got on toyhouse for artfight this year, and realized that people take it very seriously on there, I've seen several people on blacklists just for being pro-fiction.
The last time I tried to explore the topic, I was dealing with a bad breakup and recovering from being assaulted, but the type of content I ended up seeing from other proshippers at the time made me deeply uncomfortable- I just think I ended up in a not great pocket of them, I try not to hold it against people.. I've just been a bit hesitant to enter proship spaces sense then.
I'd really like to join proship spaces and conversations, but.. as a a personal preference, I prefer not to speak to minors on the internet. I've been having trouble finding only 18+ spaces..
Anyways.. enough yapping I guess.
#proship#op is a proshipper#proshippers please interact#proshipper safe#proshippers are welcome#proshippers are valid#profiction#profic safe#profic please interact
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Mitsumasa Kido’s my number 1 opp
Manga verse - I know the author preferred to focus on emotions and intensity rather than consistency, but I wanted to yap for a bit.
We are told that all 100 Kido children are orphans. But there is a bunch of inconsistencies with this scenario...
First a recap :
As we know, Kido fathered them all. They show a flashback of him in tome 7 with baby Athena, explaining that he has 100 kids (so he knows), and asking god why he chose him. (He's speaking by himself) Riiiiight after, he decides all by himself that he should sacrifice them, comparing himself to Abraham. Note that no god answered him, he concluded all this on his own. He also mentions that he's old with only a couple years left (later proven right) and that after this HE put the kids in orphanage, so they don't have emotional connections.
There's a LOT to unpack.
First of all, ok, asshole, you're literally putting fake words in an (in this precise case) non-existent god to justify your terrible actions. No, you didn't HAVE to put those boys through all of this, you CHOSE to do this. You could've literally hired soldiers with a good cosmos potential and train have them train to become knights or even contacted some knights themselves to convince them to deflect Saga, since clearly you had enough connection to send a whole 100 kids to train for cloths.
You KNEW you had 100 kids? Not 10, 15 or even 20 but you knew about a whole century worth of your crotch goblins. Just how? They’re in 1986, so no internet, you need an annuary to find a number or send letters to communicate. And he has at least an ex-partner living in Russi, which currently is technically the URSS. That means either ALL these women were willing to tell him they had given birth (sometimes twice, like Shun and Ikki’s mother) and willing to update him about his sons, despite him clearly not being a part of their life since by age 5-9 they had no idea who he was. OR he has enough money, spies and whatever to be able to stalk all of them for no reason apparently, since he hadn’t met Athena yet. (You won’t get to believe an old rich man with an official heir would care about all 100 of his kids, especially since he quite literally doesn’t, as it takes him 5 minutes max to decide to sacrifice all of their lives)
You’re so old you’re almost a foot in the coffin already? And you have a hundred BABIES ?? Cuz’ yeah, he had all his 100 children within 2-3 years when he was already this old??? And his official heir is ALSO a baby at the time, being like 3 years old??? Also, how do you have no daughter?
Seika, let’s talk about her. Technically, she could Seiya’s half sister not related to Kido. But that’s kind of unlikely, given the overall trajectory. So does he simply not count the daughters? Does he actually have 200+ kids??? THAT’S EVEN WORSE.
You put them in orphanage ? So they weren’t in one at first…?
WHAT DID HE DO TO THE MOMS ????
He either
Killed them all, let's not lie to oursleves, it's clearly not above him, given all either informations we have, and he clearly won't go bankrupt because of a couple hitmans. I'd count Natassia in there, since her death was super sketchy. Seriously, HOW was she the one left on the boat ??? And the only one, too ? Should would have been with Hyoga the entire time, so she wasn't late or something, also 80's mentality, women and kids first...
Killed some, bought other over, and just took the kids from the other. By all logic, those women weren't like nobles he met at parties or things like that. They were most likely poor woman he manipulated, porstitutes or....victims... (Old wealthy man in 80's japaanse society, you do the math)
Somehow manipulated them into thinking he was taking their son in to give him a better live, on the condition that she wouldn't interfere. He was rich after all, so a mother without big revenue would probably want to do the best for her child, not knowing what horrors she would put him trough.
And all that for what ? Sure, Seiya and the 9 others became knights, and the bronze 5 were even powerful. BUT 90 died ??? Couldn't he at least have done a cosmos check, to at least make sure they had a chance ???
I have a main theory, that is simple but blodd curling. He clearly wanted them all to die. And using Saori's presence was a perfect excuse to get rid of his bastards, invoking divine autority to justify his crimes. See ? It even worked on Saori herself, who considers her grandfather a saint for the whole story, even asking the bronzes not to see him as a monster.
I hate this old man.
#gold saints#saint seiya#anime#sagittarius aiolos#saint seiya fanfic#virgo shaka#cancer deathmask#capricorn shura#pisces aphrodite#leo aiolia#pegasus seiya
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AUGHHHHHH how did old bunny stanley lost an ear????? 😭😭😭
MMMNM I BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS MOMENT 😋😋😋💖💗💗💖💗💖 THANK YOU FOR ASK ANON BECAUSE I WAS BEGGING FOR AN EXCUSE TO TALK ABOUT BUNNY STANLEY EARS
because you see, a very big BIG important part of my bunny stans is their ears!! Same as irl bunnies they represent the state they are and they always change in every era even if it is just a subtle detail, I have like a hell of say about their ears through every era and thinking about making a guide of it but ok i'll stop beating around the bush 🥴🥴 (tw: violence, drawing at the end but it has blood so be warned!!)
On the subject, how Stanley lost his ear? He lost it during his drifter years, first need to make clear in this «au» isn't not that everyone's a bunny but there's exist other species (for example, Filbrick's a hare and Carla McCorkle a cat 😙) and their dynamics are more or less similar to how it its irl, So bunnies here are seen as a weak species that always stay in company to be protected from predators species (which also worsened the already huge codependency Ford and Stan had lol), if that's the case just imagine how it would be surviving in the streets for stanley if you add to all of his challenges being also a prey specie completely alone and vulnerable 😓
Stan, just like in the canon, jumps from business to business all very questionable in order to survive, making several enemies along the way either because he owes them money or they were scammed by him, good thing Stanley knew how to run fast and that has been what saved his ass most of the times but unfortunately not all. Stanley could be fast but he wasn't in a good condition, he had lots of enemies who wanted his head as a trophy and It was inevitable the day rico's thugs finally caught him. He received once, two, three warnings and Stanley still didn't paid his debt. Rico had enough patience with him but stan took advantage of it so he deserved a lesson, and perhaps he could be a delicious meal for those big dobermans with blood in their knuckles so the poor bunny was left behind to die as dog food miserable as he always has been...
BUT HE SURVIVED!
This was Stanley Pines, do y'all really think he would let himself die eaten by those scary dogs? For God's sake no, and as always as if Life after all protected him from every situation itself put him in, while those hitmen enjoyed his treat biting his body and chewing his ear Stanley managed to gnaw the ropes that had him tied and flee from that place as fast as he could.
He was extremely Wounded, blood was running from his face and his paw had been attempted to be torn off possibly to be used as a amulet later but thank the adrenaline was keeping him running before he collapsed for feeling his agonizing body once again. Losing his ear was another mark of humiliation for him as if he didn't have enough already, an ugly, dirty and unkempt one-eared rabbit, the only barely positive thing he could say was that new nickname to his huge list (Bongo? Seriously? ) but far from that it was no more than a permanent memory he will have of the darkest years of his life...bah, at least made it easier to wear hats.
ANYWAY, I GOT SO INSPIRED FOR THIS THAT I DRAW IT, SO, THANK YOU ANON I LOVE YOU
im so happy there's people who likes my bunny au because it's so special to me, yapping about it was truly a pleasure 🫶💗💖💗
#bunny propaganda#stancest#I MEAN ITS NOT BUT you guys get me right.....#also praying for someone to get the nickname reference or i will kms#anyway if someone wants to know more about my bunny stans i will be glad to ask 🥺🥺🤭#made by me lol
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