#okay this is long ikik

[bamboozled-distress]

hello! @byler-barista-anon here :)

byler and jancy go to one of those 2in1 coffee shop + ice cream parlors, what drinks are they getting, and what flavors of ice cream are the ordering? bonus: what taylor swift song starts playing as soon as they enter?

have a wonderful day,

- barista anon 💙💛

oh my god this is the cutest thing ever <33 omg

byler aND TAYLOR SWIFT??? ILY SO MUCH OHMY GOD

okayokay so i am a firm believer of will loving dark coffee and Mike getting the most sugary frappe there is and nancy and johnathon always arguing over coffee soooooo

will 100% orders a coffee with two cream and one sugar but asks for the packets so he can put it himself bc he likes putting it himself (it also stops the chance of the barista messing it up slightly and mike becoming a wholeass Karen and demanding a new one and or a refund)

mike gets a double chocolaty chip crème frappe and is the loudest fucking straw sipper Hawkins has ever seen

Nancy my beloved is a tea girl she loves tea she breathes for tea and she always orders a earl grey tea with three sugars (she has a sweet tooth)

Johnathon can not handle warm drinks in any shape or form and gets a caramel iced coffee with one cream and that’s all (gets called an old man by both will and Nancy whenever he orders)

NOW ON TO ICE CREAM !!!!! Nancy loves vanilla and if they’re serving it she’ll get Oreo ice cream but only if they have that no cheap knock offs or anything

Will byers is a chocolate kinda guy, he gets chocolate chip and asks for a cone bc he loves munching the cone while Johnathan loves peanut butter ice cream to death

Mike defends mint ice cream till the day of his death.

Although for Taylor i see both of them kinda in their lover era (like as they’re entering the 2in1) invisible string is in fact a byler and jancy song and will play when they walk in

[wabblebees]

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[hauntinglyhaunted]

Creepypasta Headcanons!

(Jeffery Woods, Eyeless Jack, Toby Rogers.)

Starting off with our crispy himself!

Jeffery Woods:

I actually believe he'd be moderately okay with self care (with the exception of showering, because he's gross 🧍)

Like, he def keeps different kinds of lotions to help hydrate his burn scars (I'm projecting ikik) and has a variety of different scents.

I actually think he doesn't have a strict preference for what kind of music he listens to, but tends to listen to heavy metal or older emo music.

Def listens to ICP. You can't change my mind.

I actually heavily headcanon him as someone that'll pick at his skin, specifically the skin on his fingers/hands. It's a bad habit that he has tried (and failed) to shake off.

Drinks monster/energy drinks like its WATER.

He's the type of guy to point at someone's concert shirt and ask them to name 3-5 songs

Eyeless Jack:

Out of any of the pastas, I believe he'd be the best when it comes to self care-- Considering the idea of him originally wanting to be a surgeon.

Carries hand sanitizer with him EVERYWHERE.

I believe he has a habit of over washing his hands and is constantly using hand sanitizer.

He has sensitive hearing from his heightened senses, so I believe he'd keep earplugs on him 24/7

Tried to prepare organs like someone would a sandwich, he regretted that.

The type of guy that doesn't pick up on humor. You quote something online around this guy and he'll just take it as you being dead serious.

Tried to eat human food so he could feel "normal" again, but it made him sick. Still tries it every now and then, but it can result in him just curled up on the floor. Think of how some people that are lactose intolerant will still eat dairy (you know who you are 🙄)

In some med schools, it's actually preferred to know a second language (that could also just be where I live, so 🚶) and I actually believe he knows bits of Spanish.

Parts of his life before the sacrifice is actually a major blur for him, it's like looking through a fog for him.

Hates the smell of mint.

I feel like he mainly uses echolocation. Or if he could "see" anything, it would probably be like seeing the temperature of something

Example:

Bro constantly cold. It could be the middle of July and he'd probably be LAYERED up. Long sleeves, hoodies, etc.

Toby Rodgers:

Chews. His fingers, the scar on his cheek, dead skin on his lips, he just chews.

Unironically wears socks and sandals

Due to high levels of stress, I like to think he'd have white steaks/patches in his hair. :]

Tried to give himself a piercing once, it didn't work out. It scarred.

Either Midwest emo or grunge, you can't change my mind!

Has listened to the front bottoms (father...) and the mountain goats.

Listens to Nirvana sometimes. 👏

Due to his trauma, he prefers to not drive or ride in the passenger seat. He either forces himself to sleep or zones out SOOOO hard.

Since he can't go get his hair cut professionally for obvious reasons, some of his hair is uneven since he doesn't know how to cut it properly.

Toby doesn't like sweetened coffee, he either drinks it black or eats instant coffee because "it works faster"

He regretted this.

Got my first ACTUAL post down! Hope you guys like it! Tried to keep it lighthearted since it's a starter. I take requests btw. :]

[bhaalbaaby]

random headcanons because im bored working and been thinking about parenting since im now indoctrinated

listing in best to worst parent lol

karlach - im probably biased but i think if she could have a child to take care of, she would be the best mom. she's would want the best for them and protect them from any dangers. she's also like childish enough that she could relate to them in a more human way than like some parents iykyk lol most of her stories start with a "do not attempt this." if her kid is into sports, she's at all the games, practices, scrimmages. the coaches call her their co-coach.

gale - i feel like he'd be that dad that like has great snacks but if you talk to him for a little bit, he starts telling you about random facts he knows. he has beekeeper vibes. i also think he would be in the PTA and at every meeting, field trips, especially to the museum. he can be overbearing but he means well

wyll - i feel like i should have put wyll higher. i think he would be a great dad and is very caring and understanding, but i think he would need to work on his demons (ha ha) first before he can be committed to that. if he is free from it, he would be the best dad. he would want to be the dad he wished he had tbh. always there and present and full of love ;-;

halsin - i think he'd be pretty good. he cares a lot. but i also feel like he'd be distant if he's on a project so to speak. he would make sure his kid is taken care of and loved on for sure. i think he would also have the best stories and go on nature walks all the time. he'd make sure his kid is always staying green and recites their 3 r's lol

shadowheart - i think she'd be a waspy mom tbh. controversial ikik, but i really think she would be a waspy crunchy mom lol i do think she would be chill as her kid got older and not so protective considering her past, but just like in the game, you're gonna have to work on that. she's like the mom you found out dated a rockstar when she was younger and she's like oh yeah w/e and never talks about it again lol

lae'zel - lol she would not want to be a mom tbh. maybe a cool aunt, but i think as a mom if she's not softened, she would be a hard one ;-; rigor and perfection at all times. i think if she is softened, she'd be more understanding, but still would require the best. she is lower because she would not even think to put herself in a position to be a caretaker of a child which ya know what good for her lol

astarion - two minds of this. evil astarion would love it for the wrong reasons. he would be setting his child to be his next in line and would require perfection like lae'zel but to the extreme. good astarion would not want the responsibility because it is a lot. he'd be worried that he's gonna mess up the kid somehow and wouldn't believe he could do it. but i think as long as he has a good village he could be an okay dad lol best dressed dad. he's not going on field trips, he's not participating in PTA lol but he will go to performances and recitals.

[l0sercat]

Chishiya from Alice in Borderland please 🥺

Chishiya NSFW alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Since we are talking about the Netflix adaptation and not manga he would d some aftercare. Just a little like getting you a glass of water.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his mouth. Not only can he make you squirm with it but when he flashes you a grin it makes you melt. He likes your hair, he just loves to play with it when you rest your head in his lap.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He doesn't like messes a lot so he prefers to cum in you. Doesn't matter if it's your mouth or hole. Sometimes he might cum on your chest or back but it bugs him a bit.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He secretly has fantasies of him and Arisu fucking you. Chishiya hitting from the back while Arisu fucks your mouth. It's a little fanon ikik but hear me out..

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

I'm gonna say he only fucked 1-2 people and it wasn't even passionate. So he has hardly any experience but he knows a lot about the body. Plus he's pretty confident can please you.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Missionary. He can see your face while you moan out his name.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He's more serious. Need I say more.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

So imma go out on a limb here and say he's a bit bushy. He keeps it nice and tame but he doesn't care about shaving. It doesn't bug him and it's a waste of his time. But once every 5 months he shaves it all off.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He's not really romantic but if you want he can try to be. He'll succeed dw

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Only jerked off once or twice. He just comes to you or just ignores his boner.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Anything where your submissive. He's not opposed to tying you.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere with privacy.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Seeing you needing him. Relying on him in diamond games. Practically attached to him and trusting your life with him. Definitely more manga Chishiya sorry..

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Being tied up. He doesn't find it pleasurable or enjoyable.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

I can't decide but honestly imma say receiving. But he is semi-skilled at oral and as much as he loves your cum the mess bugs him.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

I really can't decide. I'm gonna have to say s mix of both most of the time. But sometimes when he gets possessive he gets rough and fast.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He doesn't mind quickies. You guys have them often.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He okay with experimenting as long as it isn't super messy. He doesn't really take risks to often.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can last 4-5 rounds 7 if he has a lot of stamina.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Nohe doesn't own toys or want to use them on him but hear me out... he'll use some on you...

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He teases you a lot in a condescending kinda way.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He's not loud but sometimes because he knows it turn you on he'll whine in your ear. But most of the time he'll groan and moan but it's quiet

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

I'm gonna say he can be possessive. He see's you taking with Niragi and he's grabbing you by the arm and fucking you in the nearest room.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He's thick that when you wrap your hand around him your hand doesn't fully cover him. He's 5 and a half inches long.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Not that high. It's hardly there lol. Although I do wanna write a fic where he is super horny, maybe he ate something with a aphrodisiac in it...>:))))

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He sometimes falls asleep after 30-45 minutes after fucking you. But sometimes he doesn't fall asleep at all and you have you snuggle/cuddle with him.

[kaiso-woo]

Sweet

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-> Masterlist

PART 7 of my ‘Stay Series’ - a long hypothesised journey of a relationship between Bang Chan and Reader.

WC: 6.1k | Synopsis: Happy Birthday to you! Some more fun with Skz??! ... Surprise?

Notes: FLUFF, PDA (Public Display of Affection), Angst (if you squint, at the end), Second Person Narration, Skz Fluent in English, Swearing, Idol!Chan, CaféOwner!Reader, Fem!Reader, Jealous!Chan, Minsung (hinted), Ashley x Jeongin (ikik), Swearing, Pet Names (Jagiya, Jagi, Baby, Babe, Love etc.)

Here for a reading marathon? Head right back to the start!

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Overall ‘Stay Series’ Synopsis: Bang Chan experiences the suic!des of Stays, so when you lot choose to die, he dies right along with you. Reader is the “antidote” to this condition - TINIEST MENTION AT THE END

PART 7

!!Casual reminder this is entirely fictitious - Chris/Christopher in my work does not represent the actual Bang Chan - this is purely my imagination and nothing more - this goes for all other SKZ-Members too!!

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You tear your eyes away from the book you’re reading to glance at your phone. It’s vibrating on the side table, Ashley’s contact visible on the screen. With a smile, you slide your bookmark in between the pages and answer the call.

“You here already Ash?” you grin, putting your book down on the couch and hoisting yourself up, ambling over to your apartment door. On the other end of the line, Ashley is panting heavily. “Yeah- I’m here,” she huffs, and you chuckle in amusement, bounding down the stairs. You end the call as you reach the bottom since you can already see your friend standing at the entrance to your Café, her face blotchy and red.

She stumbles in after you swing open the door, immediately shoving a wrapped gift into your hands. You accept the gift from her with a grin, immediately thanking her and hugging it tightly. “Happy Birthday!” she breathes, bending over to rest her hands on her knees. “Are you okay? Did you run here?” you ask, disappearing behind the Café counter to fetch a glass of water.

“Yeah- I needed to- get here quickly- last minute arrangements-” she laughs, accepting the drink gratefully and downing it in a few seconds, “I think giving him my number was a bad idea.”  “Who? You dating someone?” you ask, eyebrows raised, taking the glass back off her and placing it carefully into the dishwasher.

“Hah, you wish. Doesn’t matter, let’s head up?” Ashley grins, fanning herself and leading the way back to your apartment. “How come you’re here so early anyways? I thought you weren’t coming over till one?” you ask, ripping open the wrapping and tossing it into the bin before following her. Inside it is a shoe box, and by the time you remove the lid, Ashley’s already at the top of the stairs. You gape at her from the bottom, staring in pure horror at the gift you’ve just unveiled.

“Ashley what the hell? Is this what I think it is?” you groan, pulling out the onesie from the box. “You’re welcome,” she grins, flinging your apartment door open and disappearing as you sprint up the stairs. “Hey!” you yell, dashing up the stairs and throwing the onesie unceremoniously at her. She catches it with a giggle and holds it out in full display.

“I thought you’d like it,” she pouts, but her eyes are sparkling with mischief. “Ashley I love anything you get me, but really? A Wolfchan onesie?” you grimace, playing with the soft material between your fingers. “Yeah! Chris is going to love it! It’s got ears, and even a little tail-” “Ash that is exactly why I’m questioning your motives.” Ashley pulls a face and dumps the onesie back into your hands. “I already have Chris. He’s Wolfchan enough.”

“You have to wear that all day today by the way, especially when you’re face timing Chris,” Ashley grins, picking up the book you abandoned and flicking to your bookmarked page. “Between you and my mother, I’ll be able to open up my own Bang Chan merchandise store,” you scowl, which makes Ashley giggle. “Go and get changed into that onesie birthday girl.” 

--

Your face is flushed red as you exit your bedroom, pulling the onesie hood over your head so you can show Ashley the full fit. “I can already see Chris’ face,” she grins, running over to give you an excited hug. “Who put you in charge of our fan club?” you sigh, hugging her back in return.

“No you watch, as soon as he sees you in that onesie he’s going to gush and call you so cute, but his ears will be red.” You sigh but nod your head in agreement, pulling away from your friend to ask her what she’d like to do first, “You’re here earlier than I expected, so…”

“Okay okay, first… karaoke, then we cook lunch together, then we watch a movie. I’ll… work out what else we do tonight later,” Ashley smiles, prancing away to set up the karaoke machine. “Is this your birthday or mine?” you chuckle, following her to bring the microphones out of the cupboard. “You love it when you don’t have to make the decisions though, or you wouldn’t have asked.” 

--

Ashley’s here for a sleepover to celebrate your birthday, if that isn’t already obvious, but little do you know something bigger is planned for you. Chris has been on tour for a while now, and he’s apologised a hundred times over for not being with you to celebrate. He promised he’d face time you though, and you were looking forward to it – a little less now that Ashley was making you wear this onesie, because you know Chris will not shut up about it for a loooong time.

Eventually, the sun begins to set after hours of you and Ashley having fun in each other’s company, and you migrate over to the window to watch it disappear behind the city skyline. Your phone rings from over by the couch, and you bolt out of your chair to grab it, not wasting a second in answering.

“Happy Birthday!!” Chris yells, his smiley face appearing on the screen.  “Thank you!!” you grin, padding back over to sit next to Ashley on the chairs you’ve pulled up. “How was your day baby, get up to much?” he asks, moving his face closer to the camera so the only thing you can see is his beautiful eye briefly.

“Of course! Ash is here with me, I’ve had lots of fun with her,” you rotate your phone to include Ashley and she waves madly. “There she is!” Chris grins, waving back at her, “There’s my girl.”  “Excuse me, what?” you laugh, directing the camera back to you and arching an eyebrow, “Your girl?” “My wing woman,” Chris winks, and you roll your eyes, pretending to be jealous.

Ashley leaves her chair and walks up behind you, yanking your onesie hood over your head – it had fallen off a long time ago and you hadn’t been bothered to pull it back up. “Chris do you like the present I got your girlfriend?” Ashley questions, placing her head on your shoulder, but Chris isn’t paying attention. 

His eyes are trained on something off camera, and his expression tells you that he’s trying to non-verbally communicate with someone. “Chris,” Ashley repeats, and he finally looks back, grinning wildly, “Look at how cute Y/N is in a Wolfchan onesie.” “Don’t push it,” you hiss at her, shaking her off your shoulder. “I think I’ll see it better if you come downstairs.”

You blink and it takes you a moment to process his words. Chris flips the camera around, revealing a strangely familiar coffee machine, “Want a drink?” he asks, the smirk evident in his voice.

You’re out of your chair in seconds, sprinting around your furniture and practically hurling yourself down the stairs. You probably shouldn’t have though, because you barely manage to stop yourself from colliding with a group of people waiting at the bottom.

“Surprise!” they yell, and your heart leaps into your throat at the sight of the Stray Kids members waving their arms around and doing jazz hands. Ashley thuds down next to you, grinning from ear to ear, watching your stunned expression. All of them are wearing their corresponding Skzoo onesies. It takes you a second to realise that Felix and Seungmin have swapped though.

“What are you doing here?” you breathe taking the final few steps down and embracing them in a massive group hug.  They part ways, revealing Chris standing behind them all, an intricately decorated cake in his hands. “Hey babe,” he smiles, tilting his head teasingly, the ears on his Wolfchan onesie flopping on his head.

“Hi,” you breathe back, fiddling with your hands in an attempt to squish the urge to throw yourself at him.  “Make a wish?” he asks, eyes alight with joy, but in this moment, you hardly think a wish is necessary. It’s already come true.

--

You’ve no idea how many pictures Felix manages to take of you and the rest of Skz, and the amount that he snaps of you and Chris doesn’t ever end. The whole group is enamoured with your matching onesie’s, Chris grinning bashfully by your side, playing with your tail happily.

“I’m actually going to murder you all in your sleep,” you whine, twirling around to jerk your tail out of Chris’ grasp. “You’re so cute though~ makes me just want to- ” Chris engulfs you in a hug and shakes your body, the overdose of affection sending butterflies to your stomach. How he thinks you’re cuter when you’re wearing the same onesie is a mystery.

You glare daggers at Ashley sitting on one of the common room couches as she laughs and nods in approval. Her prediction about Chris’ reaction is close to accurate and you’re not entirely thrilled. “Ashley you’re not even wearing one, shut your mouth,” you scoff, wriggling in Chris’ grip, but he clings onto you tighter, his chin digging into your shoulder.

The Skz crew all suddenly make noises of realisation, looking at each other to and fro, chattering and pointing, looking for Jeongin in his Foxiny onesie. “Jeongin Jeongin where’s your spare?” Hyunjin asks, his head on a frantic search for their luggage.

“Ah!” the youngest exclaims, and he dashes over to the corner of the room where they’ve stashed their belongings. After a second of unzipping, he pulls out a second Foxiny onesie. He shakes it out and then hands it to Ashley, who’s staring at it in pure mortification.

“Why do you have a spare?” you ask curiously and Seungmin answers swiftly,  “When we went out to buy them, Jeongin’s was too small, so we had to buy another.” Ashley still hasn’t taken the onesie, recoiling from Jeongin. “Go on~ welcome to the family,” he urges, more insistent this time when he passes it over. 

After Ashley begrudgingly disappears upstairs to change, you waddle over to the couch, Chris still clinging to you. Upon understanding that you want to sit down, he pulls you into the couch, dragging you into his lap and you snuggle up to his warmth.

“How did you manage to decorate the common room so nicely?” you ask him quietly, admiring the colour coordinated balloons, streamers, banners and decorations strewn all over the place. He hums in thought, proud of the praise, and turns slightly to look lovingly at the Kids. They’re arguing over the sequence of games they would play in a bit.

“I couldn’t have done it without their help. They might have been more excited than I was honestly. We got here at one o’clock and started setting up while Ashley kept you upstairs.” He kisses the top of your head affectionately, and you look up at him with wide eyes.

“Is that why Ashley got here a couple of hours earlier?” “Aha yeah, it was a last-minute thing, but the Kids wanted to get here earlier than initially planned – they were anxious about not getting all the decorations set up or the party games, and Felix had to bake the cake.” 

Ashley bounds down the stairs, her fox tail swinging, and immediately everyone falls silent. “Tah-dah!” she giggles, spreading her arms wide and doing a little twirl. Jeongin’s cheeks burn scarlet, and when the member’s notice they tease him relentlessly.

Who knows, maybe Chris won’t be the only one in a relationship for too much longer.

--

After a few energetic games that take you a few minutes to wrap your head around (some are familiar that you’ve seen from Skz-Code episodes, others are completely new), and enjoying a hearty meal of ordered in pizza (Minho paid), you make the decisive decision to cut up Felix’s wonderful cake. 

“I’ve been working on my icing,” he proudly announces, as you cut the cake into slices and put them on plates for everyone. Chris is at your shoulder, handing out the plates and spoons. Seungmin wanders up and tries to shovel a spoonful in your mouth, but you wave him away. 

“No no, it’s okay you enjoy.” Chris grins at the two of you, a soft expression in his eyes.  “Bin have you got a slice yet? Ji?”

It takes you a moment to realise why Chris is gazing at you so fondly, but then you remember usually Chris would be serving the food out to his Kids’, and Seungmin would usually attempt to feed him as he does so. This time… is different. “Chris pass me your plate,” you smile but he shakes his head, indicating that he doesn’t want any cake, “You don't want cake? That's a first.”

As you take your seat around the table they’ve set up, everyone happily munching away and complimenting Felix’s baking skills, you dig a spoonful of your cake and offer it to Chris, your eyebrows raised. “It’s okay, you eat,” he smiles, placing his elbow on the table and resting his head in his hands, watching affectionately as you shrug and shove the cake into your mouth, melting at its taste.

“Wow, Lix did you bake this from scratch? It’s good!” you gush, “Chris, are you sure you don’t want any?” He smirks and sits up properly, his eyes flickering to your lips briefly, “Fine, I’ll try some.”

Happily, you go to scoop up another mouthful for him, but he swiftly grabs your chin, tilting your head up to him and kisses you softly. Your mouth parts in surprise, and his tongue takes the opportunity to briefly swipe inside. When he finally pulls away, he licks his lips, contemplating the taste, “Hmmm… sweet.”

He grins, leaning back into his chair and crossing his arms. Your entire face is beet red, and the table has fallen completely silent.  “What? It tastes better like that,” Chris clears his throat, his eyes burning a hole through the tablecloth, his ears (only just visible under the hood of his onesie) sizzling with an embarrassed heat. You swallow nervously and turn back to your cake, avoiding the amused gaze of Ashley and the Kids’.

Minho sections off a decent sized chunk of his cake and puts it in his mouth, half of it still sticking out. He turns to Jisung sitting next to him, and points to the cake in his mouth, words fumbling out as a hum. Jisung splutters and recoils, making Minho’s eyes crinkle with laughter. “We’re not a couple- what’re you doing-” Jisung laughs, and with a devilish grin and a little shrug, Minho chews the cake into his mouth.

“I actually can’t handle you two, quit being romantic in front of me. Get a room,” Ashley groans, her forehead colliding with the table. Which ‘couple’ she’s referring to, could be anyone’s guess. When she goes to do it again, Jeongin’s hand flies out to catch her forehead, “Yah, don’t hurt yourself,” he frowns, so Ashley turns in her seat slightly to thump her forehead into Jeongin’s shoulder instead, making him laugh.

“Is JYP going to let all of you date now?” you ask, trying to subtly redirect the conversation. The table erupts into considerate chatter again, arguing with each other over whether the big man would, and who would most likely pick up a girlfriend (or boyfriend) next. After a while, Chris pushes his chair back and disappears into the front of house, where the Café is.

The Kids’ don’t pay him much attention, especially not since Felix and Hyunjin are arguing with each other, “I’ll be first.” “Hyunjin mate, I have more followers than you.” “That’d make it harder for you to find a genuine person though.” You wordlessly communicate with Ashley, who nods as you leave, jumping straight back into the conversation to try settle the dispute between the two fairies of the group.

You find Chris pouring himself a glass of water, and he smiles shyly as you walk up to him, a worried expression on your face. “You okay honey?” you ask, and Chris promptly chokes on his water. “H- honey?” he asks and you cheekily grin, wrapping your arms around him in a protective hug. “Seriously though, what’s up?”

Chris sighs into your embrace, putting the glass down on the counter, “What I did before, I’m sorry. I wasn’t even thinking. It’s like I just- forgot the Kids’ were there.” You laugh and pull away from him, eyes crinkling at his stressed expression. You reach over and pluck a cookie out from the cookie jar, offering it to him.

“Sugar makes you feel better?” he asks, before he takes a bite out of it, straight from your hand. Swiftly, you stand on your tiptoes slightly and kiss him, tasting the cookie just as he had done before. You smile sweetly as you step away, admiring his simultaneously flustered and shocked expression.

“You’re right, it does taste better.” Then you take a bite out of the cookie and walk away without a second glance… until you round the corner and look back to see him with his head in his hands, ears burning brightly, whispering frantically, “Why is she like this?”

Christopher, I’m like this because you are. Idiot.

--

It’s a little while later, and the Skz Family (including you and Ashley, you two are part of that now) have finished cleaning up the table and rinsing the dishes to go in the dishwasher. There’s hardly a bite of Felix’s cake left; the two slices sitting in your fridge upstairs. You’ve all collectively decided on one final game before you pull out the mattresses and blankets, plus the projector so you can snuggle down together and watch a movie.

Chris is sitting on the floor, his head between your legs as you sit on the couch, and you’re mindlessly playing with his hair. He pulls your legs onto his shoulders, so now it’s almost like he’s giving you a shoulder… back ride? (like piggy back but on the shoulders?). Jisung and Changbin are both wearing headphones, music blasting loudly into them, as Seungmin holds up a whiteboard with the chosen Skz song for Changbin to yell. No gestures allowed, only words. The trick is, Jisung has to repeat the right song – but it’s a little hard to hear with the music.

“Secret Secret!” Changbin bellows. “What?” “Secret Secret!” he tries again, yelling it a little slower. You’re a giggling mess, and Chris is clinging onto your legs for dear life, his laughter broken between gasps for air. Jisung can only pull faces of confusion, trying to lean as far forward as he can without leaving his spot.

Changbin begins to lose his patience after so many times of repeating the same words, so he tries a different tactic. “It’s your song!” “I HAVE MANY SONGS!” Jisung screams back and most of the Skz Family is rolling around on the floor again. “THE FUCK DID YOU HEAR ME SAY THAT BUT YOU CAN’T HEAR ME SAY ‘SECRET SECRET’?!” “WHAT?!”

Changbin groans and punches the floor a couple of times in tiny. When he looks up, you can tell he’s got another idea. In an atrociously performed British accent, Changbin yells, “Oh my god Secret Secret is so amazing! I love that song, that’s so beautiful.”

“Ah! Ah! Secret Secret!” Jisung yells and by the way everyone’s cheering and yelling in delight amidst laughter and struggles for breath, Jisung can tell he’s got it right. Changbin swaps out with Hyunjin now, and Jisung with Minho. Hyunjin’s tongue briefly darts out to wet his lips in determination as he sits on his legs, a fierce competitiveness in his eyes.

A lightbulb clicks in your head, the thought striking you thanks to Hyunjin, and you lean forwards slightly to murmur to Chris, “You know we never stop tasting our tongues?”  Chris tilts his head back with a bemused expression, your hands still tucked safely away in his hair, “How about I taste yours for a change?” 

You tug his hair sharply in annoyance and he raises his eyebrows, daring you to do it again. “What exactly are you suggesting Mr Bahng?” you scoff, reverting to absently twirling your fingers through his hair.

“Exactly what it sounds like… Mrs Bahng,” he grins, then turns back to watch as Ashley holds up the whiteboard with the song ‘Double Knot’ written on it for Minho to read.

Hyunjin gets the right answer in record time after Minho switches up from yelling ‘Double Knot’ to ‘Shoelace’, trying to give Hyunjin a little more to work with. You’re hardly paying attention to this though, because your brain is malfunctioning after Chris’ cheeky name for you.

--

As soon as you returned with your projector in your hands, Seungmin bustled over, extricated it from you, and ordered you to sit down and relax. After a slight protest, you shrugged and fumbled around for your emergency Pepero supply below the Café till – for those days where you needed to feel a little better. Now though, you’re just craving some.

“Where’s Chris?” you ask mildly, snuggling into the couch to watch Minho and Seungmin fiddle around with the projector. “He’s in the bathroom,” Felix calls out from his spot on the floor, scrolling through his phone to try and find a movie to watch.

You break open the Pepero box and happily munch on one, relishing in the environment where you can simply just watch the Kids’ while their attention isn’t on you. Well… that doesn’t last long. Sure the Kids’ might not be focused on you, but you hear their Dad before you see him. You jerk the Pepero away from the sneaky hand that’s appeared over your shoulder, turning to glare at Chris.

“Please? Just one?” he begs, trying to grab the box again, and with a grin you shift it to the other side of your body. You’ve still got a quarter of a Pepero stick dangling out of your mouth, and a playful smile crosses Chris’ features before he murmurs, “Fine I’ll just have yours.” 

He leans over the couch and takes your mouth with his, kissing you gently and carefully pulling your remaining Pepero out. Your brain refuses to work as he shares this kiss with you, and when he pulls away, it takes you a second and a round of stunned blinking to realise that he’s slipped your Pepero box out of your hands and waddled off with it gleefully.

“Yah!” you yell, leaping over the couch to try and get it back. He grins and sprints away from you, hiding behind Hyunjin who was previously towering over Felix’s shoulder, trying to help him choose a movie. “What? What’re you doing?” Hyunjin asks, his eyes wide, naturally spreading his arms wide to protect his leader even though he has no clue why.

“I stole her Pepero,” Chris giggles, pulling one and out offering it to Hyunjin from behind to nibble on, which makes you suck in an annoyed breath. Jisung overhears the conversation and bounces onto the couch, clapping his hands excitedly, “Pepero! Let’s play!”

Ashley looks up from her phone to curiously ask, “You can play a game with Pepero?” Immediately, an excited tension fills the room, and everyone turns towards you, waiting for your instruction. “Fine. But Christopher give it back to me please, I’m in charge,” you sigh, holding your palm out for the box.

“Ehh? No I’m in charge, I suggested the game!” Jisung protests, bounding off the couch and grabbing the Pepero before Chris can hand it over, “Ashley and Jeongin!” he points. Your eyes light up in amusement, and you dash over to Ashley to explain how the game works.

It doesn’t take long for Ashley’s embarrassment to show, evident in her blush and fidgety hands. You chance a glance at Jeongin, who’s staring at Ashley with this dumbstruck expression on his face.

“Why Ashley?” he eventually asks, but then winces and corrects himself, “No- I don’t mean it like that- I wouldn’t mind if- she wouldn’t- I don’t mean it like that either- I mean…”

Both of the foxes are blushing now, hiding their face from one another, and it’s with utmost passion that Jisung pulls out a Pepero stick and offers it to Ashley. She takes a deep breath and puts it into her mouth. Then, eyes wide, she waits as Jeongin crawls over after the encouragement from the Skz Family. 

Ashley completely stiffens as Jeongin’s face draws nearer with every bite of the stick, and her eyes have long since been closed, relying instead on the feeling of Jeongin’s breath becoming heavier on her face. It’s only when Jeongin lets out a particularly shaky breath that Ashley opens her eyes again, and you giggle as Jeongin stops where he is, their mouths centimetres apart, just to stare.

Eventually, he bites his part off and drifts away, swallowing nervously, “It was easier to do when you weren’t looking,” he mumbles, but Ashley isn’t paying attention. You rub her back comfortingly as she clutches her cheeks, trying to cool them down. “How was that?” you whisper to her, and she whispers back so only you can hear, “I… might have enjoyed that a little too much…”’

You’re grinning so hard that your face is beginning to hurt; but imagine the possibilities!! Your face immediately falls however, when Jisung does a happy little dance and calls out the next two participants. You… and Felix.

“What?” you and Felix say at the same time, then still in sync, you both look at Chris, who’s grin has faltered slightly. “Ji, that’s not happening,” you huff, shaking your head in annoyance. “I’ll do it with anyone else, but don’t put me with her. Don’t put anyone with her unless it’s Chris to be honest,” Felix frowns. “No. No it’s okay. It’s just a game,” Chris interrupts, just as Jisung goes to point at someone else, awkwardly scratching the back of his head.

Everyone turns towards Chris again, who’s leant back on his arms and is sporting a small smile. His carefree attitude makes you feel a little uneasy, and you’re about to completely retract yourself from the game when Felix clears his throat, “Um… I guess I can just bite it off early, but that’s a waste of a Pepero… kind of defeats… the purpose of the game…”

Minho punches Jisung on the leg, hissing about his stupidity. “I’m sorry, I was excited I forgot, I forgot-” “You can’t fucking forget, they’re so intimate what do you mean you forgot.”

“It’s okay, just play the game properly,” Chris sighs, inclining his head towards Felix. The two Aussie’s wordlessly communicate, and Felix clears his throat again before standing up to retrieve a Pepero from Jisung.

He hands it to you like a gentleman, and a little uneasily you put it into your mouth, shifting your weight slightly on your legs so you’re a little more comfortable on the ground. 

“Just pull away if you get… um… uncomfortable okay?” Felix urges, and you nod in understanding, linking your hands behind your back. As Felix kneels down, your eyes drift back towards Chris. He’s still leaning in that nonchalant position, but just as Felix begins to nibble on his end of the Pepero, you note the way Chris’ hands tighten on the threads of the carpet slightly. For a second, you consider pulling away, frightfully aware of the way Chris’ body tenses and his mouth falls into a thin line the closer Felix moves towards you. You can distinctly feel his warm breath on your mouth, see every single freckle on his bare face.

Thankfully, Felix snaps the Pepero before he gets even closer. You know he could definitely have gone further, but you’re glad that he didn’t. You chew the rest of the Pepero into your mouth and look back at Chris with wide eyes. His tongue is poking his cheek and he’s staring into the carpet, his mind elsewhere.

You offer Felix a high five, which he takes as a relieving sign of everything being a-okay. Chris is still staring into the carpet when you walk over, looking nervously down at him. The Skz Family watch on with bated breath, not a sound of movement to be heard. Chris slowly looks up, his eyes piercing yours and when he smiles softly at you, there’s a collective movement in the room – like everyone has remembered to breathe all at once. “My turn?” he quietly whispers, and you laugh, trying to understand Chris’ mind.

Is he trying to be possessive? Is he trying to prove a point? Why did he act like it was okay when his body language clearly showed that he wasn’t entirely pleased. Jisung gives you a Pepero stick, and you kneel down in front of him, heart galloping as Chris sits up properly. You hesitate, then offer him the Pepero, deciding to switch things up.

He raises his eyebrows at you but takes it anyways. You lean forwards, waiting for him to put it in his mouth, but instead… he crushes it to pieces in his hand, snatches at your arm and pulls you in for a heated kiss, his lips crashing against yours with mixed emotions. There’s obvious jealousy in there, but there’s also that tenderness he never forgets to leave out, and the overall combination has your head spinning.

You pull away as swiftly as you can though, stumbling back in shock, trying to pull yourself together. “Hang on- play properly-” you huff, “And… maybe make some sense.” “What sense?” Chris asks, smiling innocently. “Why would you let Felix play with me if you know you’re not going to like it,” you frown, and Felix nods rapidly, just as confused as you are. “I trust both of you with my life. I was testing myself more than you guys. It turns out your mum is wrong babe, I do get jealous easily.”

You groan in annoyance and wave your hand around at Jisung, indicating that he should give you another Pepero. You twirl it around between your fingers once before moving back to Chris, tilting his chin up and telling him to open his mouth. He raises his eyebrows again, but obeys, nonetheless. As soon as his mouth closes around the Pepero, you move in, taking large bites into your mouth.

You’re centimetres away from another kiss when you stop and stare at him, admiring the pink dusting on his cheeks and his blown-out irises. Then with a manic grin, you snap off your end of the Pepero and drift away, denying him the action he was waiting for.

“Hey, c’mon you can do so much better than that,” he grumbles, pulling his remaining Pepero out of his mouth like it’s a cigar, “Jagiya. Wow aren’t you cruel?” Chris takes an indignant bite out of his Pepero and flops back onto the floor, staring up at the ceiling in resignation. Meanwhile you’re giving a round of high-fives to the Skz Family, who are congratulating you on putting Chris back in his place.

“He already stole a kiss, I wasn’t about to give him another,” you laugh, sitting down on the couch, eyes lingering on Minho. He catches your mischievous expression and glares at you, but you brush it off.

“Jisung your turn. You and Minho,” you clarify, and not for the first time that night, there’s a round of excited “ooh’s” and “ah’s” circling.  “I’m the host, I can’t participate,” Jisung retaliates, and you cross your arms. “You’re the host because I let you be. That’s my Pepero, remember?”

--

You wriggle like a worm so you’re closer to Chris, struggling a little within the cocoon of your sleeping bag. He chuckles and helps to pull you in, his hand snaking out of own cocoon. You kiss him on the nose gently in thanks and snuggle into him, happy to be sleeping by his side again, his warm breath tickling the top of your head.

Well… you’re not the only one sleeping with him. You and Chris are pretty much right in the centre of the Skz Family who are chatting away and getting settled (not so quietly) into their sleeping bags on the train of mattresses you’ve lined up. Behind you, in order, lies Ashley, Jeongin, Hyunjin and Changbin. Behind Chris lies Felix, Minho, Jisung and Seungmin.

“Oi are you two gonna watch the movie or just sleep?” Felix nags, lightly shoving Chris. “Mmm we’re sleeping,” Chris mumbles back, his hand knotting itself into the hair at the back of your head. Felix shrugs and turns away to chat with Minho, Jisung and Seungmin.

“Happy Birthday love,” Chris whispers, and you crack your eye open to see him smiling softly at you through his lashes. You smile back and stare, unwilling to break the serenity in the silence between the both of you as you admire every detail of the others face.

“I have something to tell you,” he continues, his eyes fluttering closed again, his voice gravelly with the effort of speaking quietly. “Yeah? Are you okay?” you ask, propping yourself up on your elbow to rake your hand through his hair affectionately and twirl it through your fingers. The corner of his mouth curls up at your actions, and he snuggles deeper into his sleeping bag.

“We extended our contract. I should have spoken to you about it before we did it,” he looks up at you, eyes wide with shame, smile faltering slightly, “I wanted to, I swear I did. It all just happened so fast, and we were promising so many things to Stay and then-”

You bend down and kiss him tenderly to shut him up, and his voice dies in a stutter. “Don’t stress honey,” you smile as Chris’ breath audibly hitches, mentally deciding to turn the word into a frequent endearment, “It’s okay. This is your life, you spend as much time as you want with Stray Kids and with Stay. That’s your choice. I’m not going anywhere even if you extend your contract out until you’re actually 52.”

Chris groans and pulls you down into his chest where you can feel his steady heartbeat. "Yes. Don't go anywhere... don't do that again," after a beat of silence, he continues, "Are we really going to be long-distance until I turn 52?” he grimaces, absently rubbing circles on your back.

“If that’s what happens, then that’s what happens. As long as you are a part of my life in some way, I’ll be more than happy. I have my business, you have your career, and if we have each other – even if it’s only for short periods of time… then that’s enough for me.” “Okay, but what if I want to fall asleep hugging you every night for the rest of my life?”

“No way?” you gasp, pushing yourself up slightly to give him a cheeky grin, “Bang Chan actually sleeps?” Your question was meant to be playful, but his solemn response makes your heart crack just a little, “I do when I’m with you. I don’t get nightmares.”

You sigh and snuggle back into him, trying to wrap your arms around him (unsuccessfully thanks to the sleeping bags), “I thought that… as long as I didn’t ‘deny you my love’ then it would stop…” “I’m still figuring it out…”

In the silence that follows, you take note of the Skz Family having quietened down, munching on popcorn and other snacks as they watch the movie they’d finally agreed on (sort of) – ‘My Neighbour Totoro’. “Jagi…”

You hum in response to Chris’ slurred voice, his sleepiness creeping up on him. “You know your business?” “Mhm.” “You should set one up in Korea baby, then you can work in that one and I get to see you all the time.”

Your heart thrills a little at the suggestion, the possibility exciting your mind with the potential of expansion. The adrenalin dies swiftly however, when you realise that you don’t have nearly enough financial support or humanitarian resources to do so. You voice your concerns quietly to Chris, telling him that you’d have to set things up better here first. “I can help… with money…” he interrupts, the rise and fall of his chest lulling you into a state of relaxation, despite your disappointment at the crushed opportunity.

“Absolutely not,” you hiss, a spark of anger flaring inside you at the thought of him wasting more money on your business. When he doesn’t respond, you look up to glare at him, but your expression softens at the sight of him peacefully sleeping, a tiny snore beginning to emerge. You sigh and lie back down, kissing the inside of his neck lightly before drifting off into your own sleep. I’ll figure it out. Let’s go to Korea.

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-> PART 8 -> Masterlist

A/N: Let's go to Korea!!!!

Feedback is always appreciated, negative and positive alike. I apologise for any editing errors, I’m forever learning.

Until next read! - Kaisowoo

[starlight-writer]

Okay thanks and sincerely, fuck you (affectionate). I hardly ever get genuinely pained reading something online but congradulations ig. THE ANGST. JUST 🤌🤌🤌

but wait hear me out, what if, ikik crazy, but like it turns out reader was playing the Marc Card™ and "protecting" our beloved' from either the reader themselves, or also maybe more the situation they're in (equivalent to idk, perhaps the extreme and less than uh, pleasant circumstances dear marc, steven and jake have tied to their lives. superhero shit, family trauma, anything) OR they're just as fucked up in the head and emotionally constipated and such, and is under the impression they're, again, saving the guys from "having to deal with" the reader's shit instead of using communication like a sane fucking person in a relationship. But hey, couples goals amarite 🥰

Or both. Both can be good

Happy ending or not (bittersweet too, that counts), I am in no way suggesting this is healthy and reader shouldn't be sorry and recieve forgiveness, or not. especially knowing and reading abt how much it affected the whole system. call this self indulgent af man; and please don't write, respond or keep reading if this makes you uncomfortable in any way

In hindsight, I really should have placed that warning before the ask started truly getting into it. additionally, since I'm especially off with memory today, this is all in reference to your divorce drabble/headcanons btw

Thanks 2(x) for reading this far into my ramblings, and for sharing your bomb ass writing. again, it's hard for me to feel connected with the whole y/n shebang fandoms have going on, and, despite all odds, you pulled it off

Don't know how to end these things so yayy parting thumbs up👍

Divorce Pt. 2

A/n: CRYING, ROLLING ON THE FLOOR, SCREAMING, POUNDING MY FISTS Thank you so much for this!! I am literally so excited about this!! (Also sorry for taking so long to write this, I'm a little behind on requests lol)

((I will make a part three for if reader left to protect themselves from the Moon Knight side of things so this part is if reader left due to person issues so double the content!))

Warnings: yelling, anger, talk of depression, talk of panic attacks, talks of trauma, this ain't gonna be a fun ride

Gn! Reader Masterlist

Steven

Steven is the most calm out of Jake and Marc, but that's more like being the smartest guy on the football team

It's a really low bar to meet

Steven tries to be understanding in every situation he's in, truly

His mindset is 'you never know what someone's going through' and he takes it to heart

But this?

He finds it very hard to be understanding

He doesn't even want you here, but he let you through the front door, so it must mean something right?

After explaining in full enough detail as to why you did what you did, Steven is silent

Eerily silent

It feels like the silence in a horror movie before a monster jumps out

This is the part where I could say 'and one did, Jake starts yelling at you' but that's not what happens

Steven starts yelling at you

He starts yelling at you in a way you've only ever seen Marc or Jake do

And it was never directed at you before

It scares you

Steven is so irate, he doesn't notice you shrinking in on yourself

But if he did, I don't think he'd care

Not anymore

"You led us on, you led me on, for years! You made me think I deserved kindness, happiness, love, just to drop me and make me feel like I was worth nothing! I'm sorry you went through so much and I'm sorry you're still dealing with it, but Gods! That doesn't give you the right to completely toy with us and leave when you feel trapped! You're supposed to talk to us about it! Or at least text me if you didn't want to say anything!"

"We could've worked it out. We could've... We were married. That means you at least cared about us a little, right?"

Steven's anger eventually dies and fades into depression and heartbreak

At this moment he wishes you never showed up, never tried to fix anything

He was content with walking through life, blaming himself and thinking you were an angel that got stuck with an annoying gremlin

Cause how could you do any wrong?

Steven asks you to leave, barely above a whisper

If you don't move, he will

He'll lock himself in his room until you do

You may have thought you were helping, that you were easing his confusion and pain

You were wrong

All you did was set in motion another depressive episode and make Steven feel like the worst husband

He thinks, just for a second, that he must've been so terrible at comforting you and letting you know that he was there for you

And a second is all it takes for Steven to believe it

Marc

He starts laughing

Like, maniacal laughing

"You think you can just walk in here and give me some sorry ass excuse?"

"You married us, knowing you couldn't handle it, you married us! You stood at the alter, said vows you took the time to write, said yes after having the chance of leaving, and waited months after to say you didn't want this anymore?"

"Are you fucking kidding me?!"

Unlike Steven, Marc's rage doesn't settle into depression

It sits and festers until the moment you leave

He doesn't turn violent like Jake, but he looks seconds away from destroying the apartment

Even if you manage to explain further through Marc's yelling, it doesn't register that you were in pain or suffering

It doesn't even register that your slinking away in fear at the growing redness of Marc's face

"Why'd you even come here?! To make shit worse?!"

"Of course not! I thought-"

"You've already practically killed Steven! Did you come back to finish us off?"

"No! I was trying to-"

"I can't believe I trusted you! I-"

Marc cuts himself off, digging his palms into his eyes and sniffling

He's crying

Whether in anger, frustration, sadness, or all three, it doesn't matter

He's breaking down right in front of you and you know he must truly be broken to show such vulnerability in front of someone he hates

He yells at you to leave, to leave and never come back

Don't look at him, don't breathe next to him, don't even think about him

And don't ever, ever, try to call Steven

Marc will not hesitate to visit you in his suit

That's a lie, he'd never do that

Even now, after all the pain you caused him, he could never hurt you

Once you finally leave with Marc in tears, he finally falls to the floor and cries

He cries for hours and hours, unable to move or stop

He yells into his hands in agony and frustration

Why did nothing go right for him?

Was he cursed?

Doomed to never have a happy ending?

Your visit didn't help anyone or anything

You should've stayed home

Jake

Absolutely furious

Nothing can calm him down, Steven and Marc have no chance of forcing him into the head space if they tried (though it's not like they want to)

He doesn't let you in, but he walks around the apartment, yelling at you

No, not yelling

Screaming

He can't step back and think about your explanation, what is means and how it ties into your relationship

Lord help his neighbors because he will definitely throw something

Not at you, never at you

He may think he's a monster, willing to cross almost any line to fulfill his mission, but hurting you is one of the few strict lines he will never cross

He will throw things around you, slamming a lamp into the wall, throwing glass onto the floor

And while he is enraged, he's not blind

He sees his effect on you, how scared you look at him

And he thinks 'finally. finally I see how you really feel about me'

Tears remain in his eyes, not willing to fall and give you the satisfaction

He continues yelling and throwing things, hoping to scare you away

And it works

And when he's finally alone, he dissolves into sobs

He doesn't care who might walk past the open door and see him

He just cries and cries

He can't maintain the energy of being mad as much as he wants to

He may be able to do that in front of Steven and Marc, but the second he saw your face

All he wanted to do was bury his face in your neck and hold you

Apologize for his wrong doings and pray you would at least talk to him

But seeing how Steven and Marc dealt with your absence

And seeing how much you managed to wiggle into his heart before destroying it

He couldn't allow his feelings to control his mind

His top priority has always been, and will continue to be Steven and Marc

And he's willing to sacrifice everything to ensure they're safe

They're happy

And you took away their happiness

You will never be allowed in their apartment again, let alone their hearts

Jake will make sure of it

You will regret visiting

One day, everything is going to come full circle

And Jake isn't afraid of the man he might become to get the closure his brothers deserve

(beta reader note : ouchie two electric boogaloo.)

[magici-if]

So, A, C, I, S, V and Z for Martin, please?

hellou its been like an eternity ikik but here it is, I tried to include everything gah

A = Affection(How affectionate are they with a s/o?)

C = Cuddling(Do they cuddle? If they do, how and when do they cuddle?)

I = Intimacy(How romantic are they? Do they have problems with intimacy?)

S = Sleep(How do they sleep with their s/o?)

V = Vulnerable(How long until they can be vulnerable around their s/o? What are they like in this state?)

Z = Zeal(Are they passionate as a s/o? Do they want or like passion?)

Martin would want to be affectionate, but until the deep relationship stage, he'll be very tentative and hesitant. He might think about it for a good 10 minutes before grabbing your hand or giving a compliment.

He'd reach the stage where he's comfortable being affectionate & vulnerable way faster with a partner who initiates a lot and finds it easy and natural to show fondness and vulnerability. He's the same with cuddling, he'd be hesitant to initiate it, but he'll be grateful if you do. I wouldn't say he has problems with intimacy, he just wants to know that it's okay for him to show affection, vulnerability, attachment, etc; and that it won't scare you away.

If he's reached the stage where he's comfortable with you, he'll cuddle anywhere he can, though more rarely in public/in front of people.

He is lowkey a hopeless romantic, he'll find anything remotely domestic romantic, as long as he's doing it with the one he loves. Even sleeping in the same bed: he would never admit it, but he'd die inside if he had to be like those couples who sleep in two different bedrooms.

He finds it romantic at least, his past partners had more to say about it because he snores a lot, is really warm, and gets up several times during the night. That's also why he might be a little more hesitant with cuddling while sleeping; but if he knows it's okay with you he probably won't let go until the morning (or more realistically, until he gets up for a snack an hour later).

He is very passionate: he likes/wants passion, and it's like proof to him that you really are attracted to him and whatnot. In Martin's head, the fact that you're together doesn't automatically mean you like him, are attracted to him, want him to be vulnerable/affectionate, etc; he needs 'proof' of that, such as by you telling him, or doing all those things first.

[blue-jisungs]

‘kay so here’s the thing:

my new hyper fixation atm is history, more specifically the medieval/victorian era + monarchy (eww ikik)

bc of that i started writing a royalty au for enhypen’s jay. the resume is: the princess’ (a original character) dad died in war and for her to be able to actually inherit the throne she has to get married to a man (JAIL!!), but oh no! it can’t be any man, it has to be a DUKE. who’s the duke? park jongseong, wow how convenient. now the two of them are trapped in this arranged marriage while also having to deal with the consequences of war and all its political issues (blablabla BORIIIING).

now, since i can’t make decisions on my own and i need other’s people approval just like oxygen to live, here is where you enter: i just CANT decide if the time period should be like during our current time (which is convenient but kinda takes off the magic of royalty), during the idk 80s maybe the 90s (cause yk electricity and stuff), or straight up during the 18/1900s (this one sounds the rightest to me but like it’s so hard writing about that time bc how am i supposed to make a character not obsessed with taylor swift if that basically my whole personality and all my characters are self-inserts??????). maybe just use the power of creativity and fiction and make it in the 1900 + electricity + taylor???????

dunno if any of that made sense i feel like i have zero blood in my brain rn and i sound 3x more crazy than i actually am lol why is it so long????? omg

okay first of all i’m in, you got me at jay. second of all, royalty au jay? 💳💥💳💥💥💳💥

regarding your question…. it is a hard choice. i’d go for 1900s tbh! it’ll have this oh so magical vibe <3 sadly you couldn’t be able (technically) to make a character obsessed with taylor BUT who cares 😭 just turn her into a local bard or poet🤩🤩🤩 soahwoshah im kidding but tbh that’s something i’d do😭 or just sneak in some lyrics or song titles teehee

in the end it might be harder to write it but i do believe in it may be more fun! :D i hope i helped you even a bit <\\3

AND I’LL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO READ IT IF YOU END UP PUBLISHING IT!!!!! 🫶

[ssreeder]

S R E E D I E

can someone (god if you’re out there) please tell me why I saw you responding to ao3 comments which is USUALLY my tip off that you’re about to drop another chapter, and instead of heeding that warning I just… Forgot about it. ANYWAYS onto the live reaction of my reading there is very little actual in depth analysis or contribution of value here to enjoy the screaming into the abyss <3

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FI-

I just- I just love bato so much dude. like… yeah. he’s so conscious of zuko relying on his right side and accomodating for that and I just love him okay???

ah bato, sneaky sneaky sneaky but also SMART man, what would the water tribe do without you to get zuko responding with more than 4 syllables

lmao blushy zuko hours <3

“forbidden one-bed conversation” oh sreedie, the comedian that you are

okay but it’s so sad that hakoda doesn’t understand teenagers despite having 2 of them and it just goes to show that war takes things from you in every aspect of life not just physically because people have to leave to fight or they die and really, isn’t that the lasting trauma?? you can heal from things that have hurt you but how do you mourn for things that were taken from you before you ever had them

yay sokka pushing him and zuko out of their comfort zone!! I’m so glad he’s making an effort to heal right before you rip their lives to shreds again sreedie, I’m absolutely thrilled truly

drunk sokka you’re really in for it now goddamnit

oh noooo not zuko alone in the dark thinkinggggg that never ends well

zuko the bad liar is once again foiled in his plans to lie

YAY ZUKKA KISSES I’m so happy you’re allowing them some nice moments before you destroy their lives for the nth time!!!

wait shit zuko is 100% overcompensating bc he’s jealous about suki isn’t he and this is going to end in flames (haha literally maybe I’m so funny) and-

y e a h I fucking called it sreedie do I get an award for being so incredibly perceptive bc I think I should honestly

I cannot believe you’re doing this to me sreedie, the first time zuko says more than two sentences AND ITS TO HAVE THE ANGSTIEST FIGHT WITH SOKKA IMAGINABLE YOURE SO CRUEL (but also fucking finally the only way for things to get better is for them to get worse so hit me bitch)

WAITWAITWAIT IF ZUKO LEAVES THEN HES IRONICALLY SAFE FROM LONG FENG AND THEREFORE AZULA WAIT SREEDIE IS THIS YOURE PLAN

zuko: *is making a stupid fucking decision bc he’s terrified and super duper traumatised*

sokka: I’ll beat you the fuck up punk

oh shit sokka abandonment issues

BATO PLS HELP THESE CLUSTERFUCKING MESSED UP TEENAGERS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAKODA DO WHAT HE SAYS

is hakoda finally realising that gay people exist

lol not hakoda finding out zuko threatened to kill his mum in order to capture and lose a 13yo

rEally hakoda??? you finally get it through your sense fuxking skull that sokka might be a lil fruity and you IMMEDIATELY decide to be homophobic?? fuck that (ikik it’s not that simple but jesus crispy yk)

w o w. hakoda you’re really nailing this conversation aren’t you. bato baby, you deserve better

fuck YEAJ bato is the real mvp of this fic let’s goooo

so in conclusion, we got some Quality zukka spice, some Intense zukka angst, and a very ominous sense of foreboding permeating throughout the entire chapter! all in all, some excellent work done by the one and only sreedie my ex-wusband (I am aware that the gender neutral word ‘spouse’ exists but it reminds me of the afrikaans word ‘gespuis’ which means like.. kinda the equivalent to the aussie bogan idk how else to describe it, but it’s NOT something I wish to associate with you my lovely divorced sreedie)

love you to bits and pieces :))

This is me just responded super late because we are divorced and I don’t owe you shit.

Jk I’m still in love with you and I’m playing hard to get.

Bato is the MVP of RIA fuck off Morrak.

There were two beds, just to be clear, it’s not my fault Sokka combined them.

Hakoda: I’m not homophobic my best friend is gay.

Zuko over compensating? In this economy? Nope, you get no extra points.

Everyone: waiting for Zuko to get hurt

Zuko: *runs away*

Everyone: damn it

Love ya to death leekie.

[theglitchywriterboi]

So lest call oldest brother Asshole & other brother Jay.

So Asshole wanted to clean the basement & Jay was like "Okay, we should all probably go down there & grab stuff we wanna keep before throwing everything away" [It has a lot of our childhood stuff as well as all/most of my aunts stuff] & SOMEHOW this spawned into an argument, which culminated in Asshole yelling at Jay that Jays technically not supposed to be here & he should leave & not come back & to move out.

So Jay is staying at a friend's place & is gonna get his rabbit in a few days.

Instead of apologizing & admitting he was wrong/a dick, he's now just telling me we've gotta move out [he also said Jay makes more than him which... Sure Jay makes a bit more than our areas minimum wage but 1: Jay works in fast food. Asshole is a teacher [ikik teachers don't get paid loads but... Even if his pay is shit it's still not a huge difference compared to Jay] also 2: For a couple months asshole WAS paying for everything because Jay's work got shut down [remodeling that ran really long] so he absolutely can pay the bills himself, he just doesn't want to. [Plus our mom moved in, so he could ask her to help w/ bills or he could've asked me to get a job to help w/ bill, he's just an asshole who doesn't actually care, he just wants to look like he's in the right.]

Also by work things out w/ my dad, I assume asking him if I could move in [which is a horrible idea because he & one of my sisters, one that still lives w/ him, are extremely allergic to cats & I'm not gonna abandon my cat ???] Or seeing if my dad could pay for an apartment [or idk seeing if he could get one of my siblings that have their own places to let me stay w/ them]

[Also if you're like "Why weren't you ALREADY helping ??" Well, Jay told me not to a few months ago because the foodstamps are in my name & getting a job could make them lower & they already barely cover us already. But DW, I'm applying places now]

Mind you Asshole was planning on moving out. So he was just willing to leave us stranded or barely getting by [or not at all getting by & having to split up] but is now whining about Jay leaving AFTER HE FUCKING TOLD HIM TO LEAVE ?!?! [Also this wasn't even a "I think I may, no nvm that's a dick move thing" he told me yesterday, before he realized Jay took him seriously, that he was gonna move out...]

[artistic-endchamber]

Mokuba for the character meme,,

Favorite thing about them: I guess I just love Him in general,, but more than that I would say the fact that he is just so so smart, yet so so loyal to his brother (Ikik he can be both) It's just; the vibes he gives off is like that one smart person that always has a good reason to justify the random shit they're doing on the spot.

Least favorite thing about them: I mean it wasnt really him, because I absolutely love every aspect of him and it will be a cold day in hell before i dont but more like what they did to him. Yeah, Its the Mind-control thing with Noah.

Favorite Line:

Seto Kaiba: Load it into the chopper at once. I plan to reassemble it today. Man: Yes sir. Mokuba Kaiba: Reassemble it? You do realize it took Yugi eight years to complete the Puzzle, don't you? Seto Kaiba: That's because Yugi's a simple-minded child. Let's go!- ((Yes,, I did memorize this.))

broTP: I don't really ship anyone with Mokuba?? He's just a smol smart child with a job to me-

OTP: Same thing as up there

noTP: Rebecca x Mokuba is a BIG no-no,

Random hc: Ah, yes, well you see, I strongly believe that Mokuba slays at art secretly. I mean HAVE YOU SEEN THE BLUE EYES HE DREW WHEN HE WAS LIKE FIVE?!!

Unpopular Opinion: Mokuba Basically just never had a growth spurt. He's a lot older than you'd imagine if he has a job-

Song I associate them with: Starboy by the weekend (I DONT KNOW OKAY??!))

Favorite picture of them: My mans supporting his big bro every which-way

Oh,, and thanks to @millenniumdueled for the ask!! IM SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG THOUGH!

[ithinkhobiknows]

seeing how he described why he chose 'golden' it seems like such a personal album?? like we don't know glimpse of the actual jk you know ?? like this could be our first insight (JK SONGWRITER PLS COMEBACK) but then again I think about how seven and 3d are included in it so IDK HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT

- GIVEN THERE ARE 11 SONGS IM EXPECTING MORE THAN JUST ENG SONGS ABOUT SEX (I liked seven but I really do want him to do more because I know what he's capable of) [also someone get him away from scooter braun pls]

- I need jk to be involved in SOME LEVEL PLS like in the creative process and I hope we actually do get some good stuff

- golden could easily be such a good concept album becaz it has so much meaning in respect to his life ; like the theme could be "letters I wish i could've sent to myself at different points of time" (this would allow us/ audience to connect to jk more) Idk but THIS HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL but I'm not gonna keep my hopes up cause 3D fucked me up so bad (I can't even listen to it/talk about it)

- if it is just a collection of random pop songs than let's just say I may lose a respect for him as a music artist (Like do your thing global popular ikik but like you are already a global popstar so show us a different side of you jk)

- am I expecting too much? We'll see

- also I thought seven and 3d were standalone singles but okay ig lol

- anyways I'm keeping my expectations on the ground so I won't be disappointed CAUSE WE HAVE BEEN WAITING TOO LONG FOR THIS OKAY

JJK1 IS HERE, GOLDEN IS HERE

but will it be a piece of work that truly tells us about the artist/person jeon jungkook

[gaytimeswith-scar]

okay okay you know what ive been thinking about? after jimmy died, he said he tried to bucket clutch it, but while he was falling he waited till a Very Long time to switch to his water bucket. (ikik it was panic/shock let me have some fun lol)

and then paired with the line in martyn’s first lore bit - ‘we paralyze’

and it got me thinking that perhaps the watchers were preventing him from moving and thereby ending his series - like he physically couldn’t reach for his water bucket until it was too late. whether the watcher did that for entertainment, canary call stuff, or what idk (prolly a mix of the two)

and maybe they did that at other parts too, like grians death where he couldn’t maneuver enough to miss tje block, or with The Big Betrayal with scott not being able to run from martyns blows, and idk i like that hc

[totheglisteningeasternsea]

Digory suddenly remembered that Uncle Andrew had used exactly the same words. But they sounded much grander when Queen Jadis said them; perhaps because Uncle Andrew was not seven feet tall and dazzlingly beautiful.

Lmao 😂

[aithusarosekiller]

It’s James birthday today, please please can we get the James ranking? <33

Okay ranking James'

1) carpe noctem. My boy has issues. A lot of them, Why is he so angry all the time calm down babes

2) larded with sweet flowers. Ikik, it's bad if my own fic is towards the bottom but I promise I do love him. It's just that he hasn't really done much at all so...there isn't much to love. Maybe I'll love him more when I write the epilogue with his comforting Reggie for 5000 words idk we'll see

3) I love him, I really do, he is so sweet and <3 but the saviour complex makes me sad and sad makes me minus points because I don't like being said. Love him though

4) When you were mine. Man's a good dad, simp and great friend simultaneously, what's not to love? He does need to find better ways to deal with this sexual tension though, the boy will explode if he keeps thinking this shit. See a therapist babes, let some of this stress out, deal with shit in a way that isn't bottling it up and hoping Reg makes a move first so you can't blame yourself for whatever happens bc of the guilt and confusion you're also bottling up. He's a great dad though so.

5) The filth. I love him. He's the perfect mix of assertive and 'I will do anything you want without thinking bc you're pretty and I'm gay' so...perfect. He also has great taste in the men he fucks so. He is like,,,the man everyone wants but nobody gets. Bc he is too nice and most of those men died out loooong agoooo

6) Tell me pretty lies, at the high end yet again because jesus fucking christ kill me. He's really sweet and a fairly good partner and friend but he needs to talk to some professionals about this trauma bc it keeps leading to bad decisions and fucking up his life and relationships so even if he ates talking about it to his parents, the by needs a journal to write it in so one day he can show it to a therapist and get hep bc my baby ad been through a lot I want to hug him.

7) Oh look, Drugs and Surgical Scrubs steals top place yet again, Who is surprised? That man is the definition of golden retriever energy and I love it. He is bribed with sweets, his favourite film is the little mermaid and spends 5 minutes figuring out where to put his sticker for being a good patient for his tired, grumpy crush? I love that for him. He's actively making decisions that will help him in the long run despite the physical and emotional pain it will cause him, along with the strain it will cause on his longest standing friendships, what a king. He has gone through a lot of shit and will probably continue to but babe's trying his best and that's good enough for me.