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gotham-uni-council · 11 months
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Some people got confused on the newer electives at our school, so I’ve complied a list for you!! ^^
Strange Gotham University electives
Gothams Vigilantes and Villains: A crash course into both the protecters and destroyers of Gotham! It focuses on many topics including origins, first sightings, changes throughout the year (appearance otherwise), Suit designs, relationships with other hero’s and villains, etc
Batty gadgets and tech: A mini-course for engineering students looking into the schematics of Batman’s gadgets.
Villainous formulas: A mini-course for chemistry students analyzing things like Joker venom, Fear gas, and Banes venom.
Ivy botany: A unit in Botany class where we study the unique biology of Ivys plants as well as her pollens/spores.
Villain phycology: A unit in physcoanalysis where we look at what we know about the villians of Gotham and determine what went wrong in their lives and what we could’ve done to make them better.
V&V costume design: A mini-unit in cosmetics class where we look at the different suits used over the year and determine their effectiveness vs style.
And finally my personal favorite, Batfamily Conspiracy: It’s more of a club then a class, but a bunch of us get together every week and look at the facts and theories to try and figure out the identity’s of the Bafamily (and the Joker sometimes). The running theory is that Joker is Batman’s (who we believe is either Jim Gordon or a close relative of him) ex lover who took to a life of crime after being rejected and let down harshly by the man.
If you wish for more, I’ll see what I can do, but for now enjoy ^^ -Circe
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Ali in The Local Crazy Clown Apartments (My Only In Gotham Blog) OCs
@ali-thelocalcrazyclownapartments
This is mostly for fun and aren't their permanent design
Main Oc: Ali
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The Next Door Neightbor:
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The Random Artist Kid:
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Platinum Blonde Haired Woman/Best Sister Friend Forever Friend
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The Next Door Neightbor's Boss/Riley's Dad:
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The Next Door Neightbor's Boss' Daughter/Little Princess: Riley
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gothamite-shenanigans · 6 months
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thinking of that one time i hadn't slept in like a week and i got stuck in an elevator with dick grayson on the way up to the floor i work at in WE, and i accidentally told him he's shaped like a dorito and how a lot of people like doritos and then said very seriously, "I prefer potato chips though, no offense" but thankfully he laughed it off and didn't even look uncomfy??? like idk how he does it but like that man istg
anyways i have nightmares about this and still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it and have avoided the oldest wayne kid since this incident
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kettlefire · 7 months
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Booo-merang Trouble DP x DC Idea
Okay but leeching off the idea that Jason gives off an ecto-signature, and I probably saw a post about this somewhere. I just for the love of me can't find it. If anyone knows it, please link it so I can credit!:
Jason isn't even on patrol, he's visiting the manor. His chilling, eating away at lunch. He doesn't come to the manor often, but he always needs a dose of his crazy family every once in a while. There's no way he'd stay away from Alred's cookies for long.
Then boom, something shatters the window behind him. On instinct, Jason moves. Taking cover and trying to get a sight of the situation. Of the perceived attack. However, before Jason could do much a heavy object rams into his chest before landing on the ground before him. It doesn't really hurt, nothing compared to his prior injuries.
A boomerang. A glowing green and silver boomerang laid on the ground before him. Jason's a million and one ways confused as he stared at the device. His hands carefully picking it up, and looking over the softly beeping device.
Jason thinks maybe it's a bomb, but something in his gut says otherwise. He can think of a million different things it could be. Maybe one of the rogues got a hold of their DNA, and it tracked them. Maybe it's going to expel a gas any moment, an attack on the Waynes rather than their vigilante personas.
Except it's none of that. The beeping stops and suddenly a robotic voice sounds from the boomerang.
"Ghost located, prepare for your end ghoul."
Jason tenses once again at the clear threat in those words. His gaze scans around the kitchen, still crouched behind the kitchen counter. Except nothing happens.
Except for a voice ringing out from the boomerang once again. This time, this time it's not a robot. It's a clear record of a young woman speaking. Her voice filled with fear, concern, and urgency.
"Okay, this should work right? You know what, that doesn't matter. No one but you should have a signature. Beside's Tucker thinks he set this up to go to you only. So Danny, you should be hearing this..."
Jason only finds himself more confused. The urgency in this girl's voice was enough to keep his nerves on edge. It sounded important, but Jason had no clue who these people are. Who these names could be refering to.
"Danny... Things here aren't doing to good. Look, I know why you left. You have every reason to. What mom and dad did... It's unforgivable and I don't expect you to come back. But, thing is..."
There's a lull in the recording. The distant sound of soft chatting. If Jason strained his ears, he could somewhat pick of the sound of another woman and man.
"Everyone thinks Phantom is dead. Which I would think is a good thing, but it's not. Danny, the GIW is on a rampage now that you aren't here. Mom and dad are on their side..."
Jason made the conclusion that the speaker was this Danny's sister. The message was intended for him, yet it somehow landed in Jason's lap.
"They have everyone locked up in the school... Radars to see if anyone has a signature, and if they do... They separate them from everyone else."
Jason's brows furrowed, finally pulling himself to a stand. He placed the boomerang on the kitchen counter. Leaning forward as he took in the words.
"We don't know what they are doing. Sam, Tucker, and Valerie... We're all hiding. We'll have the highest signatures, and... Listen Danny..."
Jason had a growing pit in his gut. He knew something wasn't right. These people were in danger. It didn't matter he didn't know about what, or who the GIW was, but these people needed help.
"... We need you. We need Phantom, baby bro. I'm sorry, I know you're still recovering. We can handle things here, but please. Please tell me you're still alive, you're in Gotham right? Tell me you're safe, and you're healing and still kicking Danny."
Jason swallowed, placing his hands flat on the kitchen counter. He needed to get this down to the cave. Have the computer tracked where it came from. But Jason couldn't move, not at the sound of pure desperation in this woman's voice.
"I just need to know you at least made it out of this nightmare. I don't care how you do it, just please let me know things are okay... They have... They have Vlad, Danny. Things are complicated, and I hate to put this on you... But Amity needs Phantom..."
The recorded suddenly broke into static, but Jason thinks he got enough of what he needed. Amity. The place these people were was called Amity. It gave him a lead, something for them to work with.
"Da... We... Help... They..."
Jason could hear the woman's voice breaking through the static. He gripped the boomerang, turning on his heels and heading towards the cave.
"Sam... Mom... Tech... I..."
Every broken word only fueled Jason's own urgency. Jason felt a strange urge, a connection. Something that told him he had to help. They needed to help. The boomerang found him, and that had to mean something.
"... I love you, Danny..."
Those four words were the clearest compared to rhe rest of it. It made Jason's heart seize, and he took a breath. He was going to help.
It didn't matter if Jason didn't know these people. If they weren't from Gotham. This was important, and something told Jason he needed to find this Danny.
Danny would be the only one that would know that to do. If Jason manages to rewind the recording, he was certain Bruce would be equally on board.
That voice, the emotions that dripped from it. It gave the sense that this wasn't just life or death. This was a world ending problem.
And Jason would be damned if he ignored it.
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Hearing the way the Joker talks about Batman from his cell is fucking insane. You think they ever explored eachothers bodies ?
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beechaotic · 3 months
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CAN ANYONE HELP ME. PRETTY PLEASE.
MY BOSS (*cough cough* Red Hood *Cough Cough*) GOT INTO SOME ✨Special Brownies✨ AT WORK CUZ ONE OF THE OTHER GOONS BROUGHT IN AND IDK WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO DOOOOOO.
HE IS HIGH OFF HIS ASS AND UNMASKED AND I AM PANICKING. EVERYONE ELSE DECIDED TO GTFO AND LEAVE ME THERE TO DEAL WITH HIM.
I ASKED FOR ADVICE FROM SOME CONTACTS OF MINE, BUT THEY JUST FUCKING LAUGHED AT ME.
I TRIED ASKING WHAT WAS IN THE BROWNIES AND HOW MUCH, BUT THE GUY WHO BROUGHT THEM IN WONT TELL ME ANYTHING. LIKE, MOTHERFUCKER, THAT IS YOUR B O S S.
Anyways, how’s your day going?
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your-local-gothamite · 5 months
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let it be known that evan cheats at hide and seek
no i will not be elaborating, thank you for your time
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#OnlyInGotham Harvey Dent is teaching in the university.
Can someone explain why on earth my professor of Criminal Law isn't here but Harvey Dent is???
Since when is he legally qualified to teach classes????
I'm not complaining, just confused. Also, it is really weird bc he blew up a car last week in front of my apartment and now he is talking about federal pretrial criminal procedures... I mean, it's really shocking.
Although, he explains very well, hope he stays instead of my current professor
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doctorcranes-ask · 3 months
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I'm taking a night walk and just saw two teens giving joker venom to rats and making them fight
What the fuck is wrong with this city. I need a damn vacation..
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tiny-merkitty · 2 months
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more jerome !!!!!!!!!!!
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gotham-shine · 3 months
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Dude, being in uni is so wild.
I had class with my psychology teacher yesterday and all I could think was "okay, if she uses this on her villian schemes at least ill know whats going on"
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gotham-uni-council · 9 months
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Scarecrow decided to make a Twitter and now everyone’s clowin on him.
Anyways I like how every Gotham citizen on this app is just completely aware that magic and alternate timelines and dimensions exist and no one finds it weird. -Iris
Weirder things have happened in Gotham. -Rose
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arkhams-intern · 2 months
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As a gothamite I love the Waynes and I want nothing but the best for them. … That being said if the Campus coffee shop is out of coffee one more time I will murder Tim Drake
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gothamite-shenanigans · 6 months
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anyways after that we finished making fajitas and packed Hood a tupperware for the rest of the Batfam :)
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gothamiiz · 18 hours
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guy at the store misgendering me like it's his duty
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Hey guys, I had an inmate come up to me and say "when the breakout happens I won't kill you" should I be concerned ????
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