#only in metropolis

[gothamite-rambler]

Lois Lane opened the front door to her home, being greeted by a man with black hair and a white streak in the middle who was holding a sledgehammer. He, Jason, waved at her with a smile.

Lois: Am I being kidnapped today? If so, can I finish editing my report about the town ice sculpture contest?

Jason: No, that's not why I'm here. Are you Clark Kent's wife?

Lois: Yes.

Jason (surprised): Wow, how did he manage to get someone like you? You're gorgeous and smart. I read your Pulitzer article before coming here.

Lois (prideful tone): I was born with brains and beauty, thank you, and we've known each other for a long time. I love the big dork. I'm guessing you're from Gotham, right?

Jason: What gave it away?

Lois (seeing Jason's Wayne Tech motorcycle): Just a hunch. What brings you to Metropolis?

Jason: Cutting to the chase, your husband is also Superman. I have some bad blood with him, long story involving my death, and it's around that time I do something to inconvenience him. So I took this sledgehammer to his mailbox, remembered he managed to trick someone into marrying him, and wanted to give you a heads up so you don't think I work for Lex Luthor or something.

Lois (used to this): I always hated that mailbox, so this gives me the chance to switch it out. Would you like to come in for a drink and explain why you're angry at my husband?

Jason: Sure, I'm actually thirsty.

Lois: Leave the sledgehammer outside.

Jason (placing the weapon by the door's entrance): Don't want weapons in the house, understandable. You're not going to call the cops, are you?

Lois: Oh no, I carry a gun if you try to attack me. I just live for the drama of superhero life and need to learn about this.

Lois let Jason in while pulling out her cell phone and dialing Clark's number.

Lois (talking to her husband): Yeah, that kid you pissed off is here. Bring Bruce and snacks.

[evelyn-the-killer]

I need someone to adopt and love me.

[hero-helpers]

For the love of my own sanity. I AM A HERO THERAPIST. Not a Villian therapist!

The Villains have @newlyarkhampsych for that! Or go to HARLEY QUINN.

Same with metropolis villains. LEX I DON'T CARE IF YOU FIND THE WORD A VILLIAN DEMEANING. And for the record, I am not giving you """files on Superman""" because I don't have any.

- The therapist.

[morgsdrew]

people from metropolis, what fun can i do in this place during my free time

[ohfuckitsriley]

Ya know, the one thing I miss about living Metropolis is Superman. He is such a good guy.

I worked at Luthorcorp while I was there (unfortunately), and one day, I had just a horrible day. Just laid flat on my back on the grass in the park just staring up at the sky.

This dude, this guy in trunks, fucking hops over to me, and asks if I'm alright. And then he got me a goddamn hot cocoa because I wasn't, and he sat with me for like, 10 minutes, and we just chatted.

And then he had to go stop an asteroid from crashing into Earth.

Thanks, dude, you're a real one.

Hot cocoa is my go-to comfort drink now.

[imbatman-imtired]

Hey, Batman here. I finally got my computer back from Jason but that’s for another time. For now, someone needs to tell Superman that he CANNOT go “get rid” of Pluto because his son thinks it’s stupid. Superboy just said he didn’t like Pluto cause it wasn’t an actual planet and Superman just goes “I can get rid of it”. Yea maybe don’t do that you blithering idiot.

[maelstr]

Imagine the Animal army (sweet tooth Fandom unite) IN the DCAMU..but, like. Significantly smarter??

The Justice League is investigating a series of murders appearing in Star City heading to Metropolis and now Gotham. It's not just corrupt politicians. Soldiers, suspected pedophiles, femicide, just batshit crazy.

The public has no issue with this anti-hero act of justice, so they're just.. pretending they haven't seen anything. A motorcycle appeared and a scream was heard? Damn, that leaf was photograph quality. A murder weapon left on the ground after a rough tussle? So dramatic, that's just a Halloween prop! Small-time workers are receiving sticky notes with phone numbers written on them if those homophobic assholes ever come by again. (P.S. a few bikes are always heard revving in the distance)

Soon, it's all ANYONE can talk about. A bunch of kids beating it to the man and actually receding crime rates in a matter a weeks? Also since the animal army is a group who leaves no animal left behind and they do whatever to survive.. it's like a free job.

Pogues = Animal army in a way??

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

#screwlexluthor

🥚🥚🥚🥚

[kevin-kirby-reports]

the rumor of clark kent being superman is so wild when you’ve actually talked with both of them. i mean this in the most loving way possible clark kent is an absolute dork and i’d bet $20 runs away when superman shows up cause hes secretly a big superman fan and gets incredibly flustered when he shows up. while ive definitely seen a little bit of dorkiness from supes he is NOT the type of guy to accidentally break the office printer from sheer farm boy strength. twice. second time also immediately AFTER it got fixed. i refuse to let him live this down. im convinced his glasses are the wrong prescription from the amount of stuff he walks into or knocks over

like yeah sure they look similar especially when clark doesn’t have his glasses but like. why the hell would an alien with god powers pretend to be the nicest and most awkward farmboy and reporter ive ever met in my life. what is bruce wayne secretly working at bat burger when hes not on screen (do NOT get me started on the bruce wayne as batman rumors)

[accidentallyadoptedbybatman]

This is a formal apology to Superman and Metropolis from a Gothamite (it is not, this is a formality the government said I must do, I do not mean this)

I would like to apologise to Superman and all the citizens of Metropolis who today witnessed me lose it and beat Lex Luther into a minor coma with a chair. (His machine broke my laptop, I was working on my final essay for university, he deserved it)

It was a violent scene and I am sorry to any trauma caused and I shall be paying the broken chair (Superman you should've let me beat his face in further, and that chair now mine, I'm taking it back to Gotham with me its going on my wall)

If you wish to ask me anything or request something you can reach me here and I shall answer and politely respond (I have no choice, the government is advising I behave but I don't care, if the uni doesn't give me more time to do the essay I'll come back and kill Lex)

[average-dc-warlock]

Introductions are in order I suppose.

Hello there, I’m the warlock of Dolus. Don’t ask how this happened it is complicated.

Oc Information

Aster is a kind of antihero now. He works on Dolus's code of ethics which basically boils down to punishing those who "play god" and rewarding those that help create checks and balances to life.

Text code

For like story rps~

This is narration with Aster’s pov/thoughts/generally about him

“Aster speaking”

“Aster and Dolus speaking together”

“Dolus speaking”

Narration that contains Dolus pov/thoughts/generally about him

For like those ones where they’re canonically talking online~

Aster

Dolus (i’ll tag his anon asks with 🦊 because Greeks saw the fox as a trickster)

Dolus and Aster agreeing on the text

Backstory

Aster was always a bright kid growing up. No one would've expected him to become a rouge. He wanted to be an aerospace engineer, or just a car mechanic if his family couldn't afford college.

Yet when his brother fell sick, and it seemed like everyone had just accepted the death to come, Aster didn't give up. He was only a freshman at the time but he wouldn't leave the entire chemistry department alone until he learned everything that could possibly help.

He barely kept his brother alive, and in junior year, when he family cracked the code he realized getting everything he needed would make him a felon on multiple accounts. He put together the pseudo identity Hephaestus and got to work.

He saved his brother but lead the Justice League to his doorstep, causing him to confess to his family before disappearing and going on the run.

After being on the run, the weakened Greek personification of mischief took interest in Aster’s survival. Aster tried to expel them with a ward, which only made the problem worse, but eventually the two came to a deal.

Appearance

Aster currently looks weak. He's been on the run for a while and finding his next meal, or a clean pair of clothes can be rough. He doesn't go around as Hephaestus anymore, but he does keep the suit in his small duffel that contains his entire life.

Strengths/Weakness/Abilities

He keeps himself armed with a arsenal of chemical mixtures at all times, ensuring he can defend himself well.

He is physically weak, and currently prone to passing out from fatigue, malnourishment, and dehydration.

Small kid, can find and squeeze into many hidden small spaces

You would be surprised at how crafty a smarty pants pushed into survival mode can and will get

Has limited shadow manipulation and teleportation form his patron

He can speak to foxes also due to his patron

Tags

#aster on the run - everything and anything about this silly

#aster has a story - rp threads I'll tag completed ones

#aster is a yapper - what I'll tag some of the chat style rp stuff

And yes he will be in every dc cities tags because he travels constantly.

Mun information

I also run @fry-stealing-seagull and follow/like from there you can call me Puffin if you like

Boundaries

- no nfsw (light references is fine - my other oc does make deez nuts jokes and that’s what she said occasionally) I’m a minor and also ace so I’m not into it and it’s inappropriate

- ask me about ships (but if you want your character to have a crush on this loser go for it [as long as it’s age appropriate, he's 17)

- feel free to send rp starts in asks/tag me in a rp thread

- feel free to tag me in other stuff too just don’t flood my inbox

- also please go wild with asking questions about him. I’ll even add them to a QnA wall

- magic anons are chill

- please don’t advertise to me. It’s annoying and honestly makes me less likely to check out your oc. Just send an ask of your character saying hello or something if you really want to interact

[toomanyf4ndoms7]

Metropolis resident when things are going well: We are so Super-back.

Metropolis resident when things are going bad: It is so Luthover.

[evelyn-the-killer]

So want the good news or bad news first ?

@demonsnever-cry

Both? What did you do??

[hero-helpers]

Villian Kids Program

This program is made for the children of the Villains.

This program will provide:

Free therapy from Manishka (Our therapist and program leader) and leslie Thompkins.

Free medical care from Prisha and Leslie Thompkins.

Free Law help from Sanchi and Lucy lane.

@gothamghostwhispers can be considered a part of this program as they have helped us too.

To join this criteria you simply need to give the leader of the program Our therapist, Manishka information about yourself in private.

1) Your name

2) Your Villian parents name.

3) Which year you were born OR which city you were born in.

4) A picture of yourself.

5) Any abilities we need to be notified of.

People who have joined the program:

1) @gotham-dm

2) @gothams-problem-children

3) @j4ck0falltrades

4) @lily-of-metropolis & @evelyn-the-killer

*All the information given to us will not be leaked rest assured*

[ more information will be added in the future ]

[one-hit-boy-wonder]

How come most of Superman/Kal-El’s appearances are in Metropolis? Obviously he lives with the journalists Lois Lane and Clark Kent as their third and is lying about the whole “living in the North Pole” thing

[christelightlavo]

Making Kubra / Evelyn a playlist because she deserves it. + The reason.

Brutus by the buttress : " I've been watching him for my entire life I hate the air he breathes " Her watching Damian their whole life from afar and hating him to a degree. " Oh, it's not true, I don't wish harm upon you, From birth, we've been like brothers of different mothers " her not really hating him just feeling envy and both of them having different father's* "What motivates me, hatred? Is it love? What's more wrong that I too wish to be great Or my mother wished she'd had a son? " Pretty self explanatory.

Spectrum by florence and the machine : " Say my name, As every colour illuminates, we are shining And we will never be afraid again " her making Evelyn her own name and swearing to never be afraid again.

Bring me back to life by Chris Grey : The vibes are correct. She would probably be singing this to Kian.

Take you to hell by Ava max : Self explanatory, her transformation into The Evelyn persona. Treat her right or she will take you to hell.

Brand new city by Mitski : "I should move to a brand new city and teach myself how to die" Metropolis is her new home but she still feels incomplete and fears Ra's coming back to take her.

LOOKATME by Jann : The vibes and " I want it all, I've changed my mind, I wanna rock that Vivienne Westwood, Gucci, Prada and Dior, Mind's on my money, and money's on my mind, Late to the party, nice to meet ya, pleasure is mine" explains her mindset during meetings and killing.

Take a slice by Glass animals : " I don't ever wanna pick a slice One is pretty but the other lies " sums up her guardian situation pretty well.