riz being aroace as well as fabian’s gay awakening is the only correct option but also the funniest one. this loser (affectionate) is obsessed with you but in somehow the most platonic way possible and there’s a second where you think he might like guys and has even dated one but nope it’s the manifestation of his fears of his total lack of romantic attraction. meanwhile girls are asking YOU why you always bring HIM up and you can’t face the fact that you are actually just as obsessed with him because you are just afraid of your sexuality as he is of his. crazy.
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gay bugs have infested my computer screen again
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Regulus, holding a knife against james' throat: you're dead pretty boy
James who just died on the spot: you think im pretty?
Regulus: you'd make a pretty corpse, i suppose
James sighs wistfully
Regulus internally: wtf? he is kinda pretty tho-
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