GUYS MY GRANDMA JUST ASKED ME "WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THAT HARRY POTTER YOU'RE ALWAYS YELLING ABOUT?" AND I ACTUALLY SAID "IT'S ALL ABOUT LITTLE GAY DUDES FROM THE '70S THAT ACT DUMB ALL THE TIME" AND SHE SAID "OH SO LIKE MY FIRST HUSBAND?" AND I WAS DEAD LAUGHING ON THE GROUND LMAOOOO IG SHE WAS MARRIED TO A COOL MAN AT LEAST
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dorcas who smokes to calm her nerves and pandora who supplies her with the best of the best and doesn’t charge her because she thinks dorcas is pretty.
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it is time for my headcanons on marauders’ sleeping habits.
james: takes up every last molecule of space on the bed but if someone else is there, he makes sure to leave room
sirius: refuses to sleep alone, very cuddly
remus: takes him forever to fall asleep, and pretends he prefers to sleep alone but he loves when sirius is with him
peter: needs absolute silence and complete darkness to sleep; believe it or not this is tough to get in the marauders dorm so he sleeps with an eye mask and ear plugs
mary: complete night owl, will always stay up to party or chat or watch movies
lily: needs her beauty sleep, has a set bedtime and gets right up at her alarm
marlene: can never fall asleep but in the morning REFUSES to get out of bed, an absolute exhausted mess
barty: cant stay still in his sleep, if he’s sleeping with someone he kicks them all night
evan: literally just fucking normal, falls asleep and doesn’t move. he doesn’t know what’s wrong with his friends
dorcas: if sleeping with someone else, says she doesn’t like it and stays on her side of the bed, but when she’s asleep she completely drapes over the other person
regulus: severe insomnia, but is somehow never tired? also, if sleeping with someone else, it completely depends on his mood- like james can never tell if he wants to cuddle or push james off the bed
pandora: just does not sleep. she doesn’t. maybe part of the reason she’s always delirious. always up doing something productive like stargazing or writing
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i feel like the marauders fandom has removed all of pandora’s nuance and cut her personality down to little other than a whimsical crystal and tarot lover. and while she can of course still be a whimsical crystal and tarot lover, she’s more than that!! pandora canonically was a scientist!! and she’s friends with regulus, evan, and barty—she would be sarcastic, she would be intelligent, and she would be able to keep up with the slytherins in terms of chaos. if not, i just can’t buy them as friends.
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