#please have mercy on him

[crypticconstruct]

If any of the batch dies I will probably cry but I know for a FACT I ABSOLUTELY WILL CRY IF ECHO DIES!

(His 1 second appearance in the trailer is not doing anything to soothe my nerves)

[descalled]

bald for protection

[threestripeslider]

How well would you say that future Leo understands pop culture? Does he remember some slang from back in his day? I’m just imagining him either being so confused as to what the others are saying or him ‘attempting’ to use slang and it just sounding so forced and random lol

so here's the thing – he actually does know pop culture, it's just he knows them up to a certain point bc ever since the Kraang hit, everything went to shit and with it went the memes, anyway; he actually does know the references but they've been so far back in his mind, he kind of just. forgot about them? so now he's kind of clueless just bc he cant really remember and leads to conversations like "haha roadwork ahead? i sure hope it does!" and Leonardo's confused like "why? traffic's gonna be terrible"

[do-you-know-this-queer-character]

Do you know this queer character?

Castiel is Queer and Agender or Genderfluid, and uses varying pronouns based on presentation!

[ochiody]

timedive concepts so far

[vcrnons]

JEONGHAN Cheers to Youth MV

[aziracrowded]

we are so screwed

[tina-armani]

Tonight at the Gotham Awards in NY. The shirts are getting more and more interesting 👀👀

PS... I know we've been obsessed about his face before... and about his feet... and about his hands... on these photos...I'm obsessing about his neck... for some reason...

[ethanharmonia]

Pokemon AU Day 12! :D

The God Himself

GOD IT TURNED OUT BETTER THAN I EXPECTED IT TO BE AHAAAA

Honestly i have been wanting to draw volo's god design for some time and today was the day i had to do it >:D

(and no, he is not evil, let him be a good guy for once, REDEMPTION ARC WHEN)

[royaltea000]

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ;)

[ovaryacted]

Y’all…I can’t rn…please…somebody…send help…

[eclipseshotel]

Me watching Elder Predator in repose while he’s sprawled out on his furs beside me and I decide to check to see if he’s feigning slumber (he appears knocked out)

Me: “I love you…”

Elder Predator: ……

Me: “I’m pregnant…”

Elder Predator: ……

Me: “You’re terrible in bed…”

Elder Predator: ……

Me: “You can’t hunt for shit…”

Elder Predator: ……

Me: “Your trophy rack is way too small and—”

Elder Predator:

[mayxo-hxh]

Im about to get controversial.

Out of chrollo, illumi and hisoka, hisoka is canonically the least likely to flirt to get anything he wants, if at all.

A lot of people think he's a natural flirt but I fear I couldn't have disagreed more. He only "flirted" a single time and that was solely to piss off machi, knowing she'd never agree. Hot take? He would've never asked if he knew she'd agree.

Also, bro's the biggest humanphobe in the anime. He keeps his distance from everyone. The only human physical contact he ever made was through fighting people. (If you're a person thats interested in seeing more evidence, I have an entire long thread about it on twitter that I do plan on posting here soon)

so u cannot give me 1 reason for hisoka to flirt with someone at a random bar but chrollo and illumi? i can think of a few.

chrollo, he already canonically flirts to get what he wants. straight up goes on dates gets a suit and shit. he has no reputation among the general public that hes concerned of that isnt the spider. Illumi? He's a manipulator. I HIGHLY doubt he never flirted to get something in his life from people who are too easy to win over. He's someone that wouldn't care what people think of him. He's also anonymous. People have no idea who tf he is anyways. If it affected the zoldyck reputation? Thats a different story.

Hisoka? he would fucking NEVER. Him specifically? HE HAS A REPUTATION. And whats that reputation? That hes an absolute disgusting freak that no one should dare to approach. He kills people. He fights live and makes sure the audience is always disgusted and weirded out by his actions and performances. You look at him and you should immediately look away and pray he hasn't seen you.

So riddle me this. If his entire shtick is making sure everyones afraid of him and avoids him, then why the hell would he get himself a reputation that makes him approachable????

Why would he get himself a reputation that makes you, as a person who only ever heard of him picking people up, want to approach him.

On top of that, I just.. don't see him picking random people up..??? random weaklings that dont even know nen????? he literally treats them like trash that inconveniences his time. You're saying he'd EVER give them the privilege of sleeping with him???

And then you'd say, oh so he'd sleep with strong people! HERES THE THING. Why would he sleep with them..... when he can fight them. Him getting off from fighting comes NOWHERE to actual sex. What people don't understand is that he gets off to killing people and seeing them crumble in front of him when they realize theyre going to die. Torturing people to death. What's... that got to do with like. yknow. actual sex bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭

this turned into a huge rant probably but do you know how genuinely depressing it is seeing a unique character like hisoka that gains lust through FIGHTING and KILLING reduced to. sex addict in fics. Like. be so fucking serious right now. He called himself a FIGHT ADDICT in the manga. Can I see more of him actually spending his time killing and fighting people instead of whatever the hell bros doing with a random npc.

Anyways this is also why I hc him as asexual/demisexual NEXTTTT

[loopyarts]

I will now complete the holy thirst trap art meme of the RBG set by doing Niji.

He honestly looks the most sunburnt out of the three of them. Seriously, will suncream even save him at this point.

[befabeebee]

ALASTORRRRRR 😝😝😝🍓🍓🍓🍓‼️‼️‼️‼️

[schrodingerseurydice]

odysseus the moment when, for the first time in 20 years, nobody is trying to kill him: whelp, guess it's time to kms