#please seek therapy

[i-write-things]

What your favorite form of fanfic says about you:

(This is a joke and probably not 100% accurate, but I'm going to phsycho-analyze every aspect anyway. I am NOT a liscensed therapist, just the therapist friend of the group, and also pretty good at reading people and figuring them out. But if this is all true about y'all, please, talk to someone!)

Hurt/comfort-

Who hurt you? (your parents) Because someone did, and you're seeking the comfort/apology you should have gotten, but never received. As someone whose favorite genre is hurt/comfort, I might be projecting just a teensy weeny bit. but still, that doesn't take away from the fact that I know the majority of y'all have been hurt, phsycially and/or emotionally, by someone who was supposed to protect you. So you probably have daddy and/or mommy issues. Probably some relationship issues, too. Sorry if this is a triggering realization, just what I think. Anyways, my message to you would be STOP. 👏 LETTING. 👏 PEOPLE. 👏 WALK. 👏 ALL. 👏 OVER. 👏 YOU! 👏 I know you're either a people pleaser deep down, or it's very obvious and surface level, and I know this is hypocritical but whatever. Know your worth! Please!

Fluff-

This could either mean 1 of 3 things:

You sweet summer child, you. You've never met a day of violence and was trapped in a safety bubble all your life, and you can't even look at something awful happening in real life. Those ASPCA commercials have a target audience, and that is YOU. And does it work? Absolutely.

You've been neglected in your childhood or past relationships, so you're clinging to every bit of a sweet moment that you never got. This probably also bleeds into your relationships, so you're either super clingy, or push everyone away because you don't want to be hurt if you get neglected first. (If that is you, STOP DOING THAT! You are beautiful, loved, worth people's time, and not everyone is going to neglect you! And if they do find someone who won't. And not someone who isn't real. I know I write fanfics, but still.)

You just read the most heart wrenching, gut kicking angst of your life and you need some tooth rotting fluff to heal you because that hurted. (Why do you do this to yourself? I think it's unhealthy at this point...)

Angst/Hurt no comfort

No. Nuh uh. I don't fuck with y'all. there is some serious shit going on in that brain I'm not sure I wanna unload, but all I know is you need to seek a deeper therapy than me. I'll try to figure out what's going on, but this is gonna sound made up, and that's because I'm winging it at this point with little evidence other than a loose theory.

Ahem. You, and don't get mad at me, crave drama. And not because your a bitch who likes to see others suffer, (which you might be, but I'll just give you benefit of the doubt) and say that, once again, it leads back to your upbringing and past relationships trauma. Basically, I think that during your childhood/past relationships, there was so much drama(and trauma) going on that you can't move on, so now this hurt is normal to you, and your clinging to what is familiar. My message to you? No. NUH UH. Stop that. If your going to cling to what is familiar, try all the positive things, and not the shit that kills you inside.

Either that, or you're a masochist. JK! don't kill me!

(Bug me for part II)

-Pen, out!

[officialfroggie]

nah cause im thinking ab mike moping around and staying in the basement playing video games for a month after will left. and how excited he must have been when he met eddie, someone who loved dnd and music as much as will. someone who could even slightly replace the will-shaped hole in his heart. nah.

[the-rainbow-lesbian]

also I hate that I have to say this but you guys do realize it’s inappropriate to bring up your trauma or preferred sex positions unprompted to strangers online, right? can we at least agree on that?

[wildnya]

Vil's sweat

[mintedwitcher]

I bet you're a fat ugly hog that smells like literal shit irl. No wonder your parents treated you like shit. All you ever do is talk about shit that nobody cares about.

well since this is my blog I'm gonna talk about shit that I care about. so why don't you just block me if I upset you so much?

[jodeslou]

Stop allowing life to drag you down, Stand up and show it you're middle finger 🖕

[aspenstarflare]

Anakin on a hologram meeting with the Jedi council while on route to Coruscant after a long campaign:

Anakin clearly exhausted but sitting through the meeting: Yes Masters.

Mace: Skywalker, where is your padawan? She needs to give her report.

Anakin: She’s currently at the medbay, she was injur-

Echo bursting into the room: General! The Commander! She-

Anakin: [Let’s out the most exhausted sigh he’s let out on this whole meeting] She escaped the Medbay?

Echo: Yes general. Kix is leading the torrent to catch her. We could really use your help.

Obi-Wan: Seriously Anakin-

Rex: With all due respect General, Commander Cody himself tells me that you are worse.

Council: . . .

[Loud fighting noises are heard from outside, the sound of things falling over and stun bolt shots and lightsabers are heard]

Ahsoka clearly drugged yelling so loudly they hear it in the hologram room: KIX HAS MORE IMPORTANT PATIENTS! ITS JUST A FEW BLASTER BOLT WOUNDS! YOU’RE NOT TAKING ME ALIVE!!!!

Echo: That’s my cue to go leave. [Runs out of the room setting his gun to stun]

Anakin and Rex: We’re coming with you. [Follows Echo]

Council: [Concerned glances to one other]

[sweetie-peaches]

Every-time Tubbo does or says something extremely concerning and no body is worried about it I die a little personally

[nose-nippin-fun]

Can you imagine being pathetic enough to tag the ship you’re hate-posting about? To be so utterly jaded that you demand people stop making content instead of just creating more of what you actually want to see?

You might wanna seek out a real personality, because bullying and shit-talking don’t count, honey 😂

[bigmammallama5]

some of yall really need to slow down and think about the anons you send others and ask yourself "is this really appropriate to send a stranger" lmfao

[deesi-academia]

are you even a desi eldest daughter if you're not exactly like your mom but with your dad's anger and ego issues

[justinhubbell]

Seeking quotes/testimonials

I'm taking a big swing and applying for something special.

If this series illustrating Trauma Therapy/Recovery was helpful or comforting or encouraging I'd love to hear from you. If you love my work in general that works too!

All quotes will remain anonymous. You can leave a comment, send me a message, or a Tumblr chat. Whatever is your comfort.

Please? And thank you!

[ghouljams]

Everyone who related to Die’s lil uquiz reply a bit too much raise ur hand I gotta know how many of us will be in therapy together

If you or a loved one has been personally victimized by Ghoul's fake uquiz answers...

[eblu3]

before twitter collapses anyone want to sco pa tu bomboclaat gumball third eye bacon timeline threat slayer bean dad icks that have you like snacks anime food dearest nintendo carter wilkerson nuggs black and blue yanny cake bowsette???????? ladies get the best coke the old fashioned way. just found my sister's loudencer fried chicken

[coyefish]

Idk why the men this season keep infantilizing the younger women of the cast… Cameron calling Reilly his daughter, Red calling America fast… while also having young women they deal with outside the house. It’s giving Madonna/Whore complex

[thechaoticrow]

thinking about how inej said “even if just a few minutes could end a lifetime of questions?” when kaz caught her looking through the board of names of those that died in the fold in ravka. inej was kidnapped when she was 14, got out a couple of days before her 15th birthday. so why a lifetime?? because inej’s life as they knew it ended when they were taken. she lost her family, her innocence, and even questioned her place in the religion she held so dear. ketterdam and the barrel became her new life. always wondering where her family were, if her saints could forgive her, what would become of her. a lifetime of questions