Crow services
After Danny died he noticed that some animals had become more attached to him while others had moved away. Aggressive or death related animals seemed to react positively to his presence, although friendlier animals such as birds tended to fly away.
Of course, none of this prepared him for the number of crows that landed on his window daily. At first he was scared that they would consider him a corpse and try to eat him but after the third time they brought him a shiny object he assumed they just liked him.
Those crows became very fond of him, they let him pet them, they would perch on his head or shoulders, always present and sometimes even watching over him (A particularly intelligent crow he named Poe would drive his parents away with distractions).
So when he moved to Gotham to complete his studies he prepared for a farewell to his feathered friends; said friends simply ignored him and followed him around the city. Danny assumed he wasn't going to be able to fight them, so he let them be.
This is how the phenomenon called "The Invasion of Crows" began in Gotham, the animals were not aggressive but mostly indifferent, some of them agreed to carry letters as homing pigeons (After Danny asked them for the favor) starting "Crow services"
As long as you had the money or something shiny to pay them the birds would carry messages from one place to another, ironically they would give that payment to Danny, who only sighed and let them pass to his apartment, giving them: some food, shelter and a place to sleep, although he was worried the moment his neighbor would complain about the noise.
At first he let them stay on the streets because they were supposed to be free, but after the sixth time he caught Damian Wayne trying to adopt one he just rolled his eyes and now the little ones were living with him.
So yes, when Jason finally decided to visit his neighbor he didn't expect the red eyed crowd staring at him and judging his actions, one in particular lunged at him and he swore he was about to gouge his eyes out before a voice yelled "Poe, wait! "
Said crow looked at him for a few more seconds before perch on the head of the prettiest boy he had ever seen, who approached to offer him a hand "I'm sorry, they're very overprotective" he muttered worried.
Jason almost fell over laughing when he noticed that this was B's "weird case" about the rise in crows alongside the supposed "new rogue" in town, when all he saw was a college boy with a murder of crows living in his house, maybe creating a new messaging system.
He was going to have so much fun with this, maybe he'd even manage to go on a date with his eyes intact, who knows.
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Any funny stories about Chuuya that Dazai can share? Or vice versa?
Basically what my shorts are for
Hmmmm. Theres plenty of variations of Atsushi being unfortunate enough to find Dazai and Chuuya fucking (they do it daily it was only a matter of time. The rest of the Agency just knows and just...doesn't e x i s t near them when it happens), and then getting killed until Yosano was done reviving his corpse.
Uhhhhhhhh...
Times Poe got so embarrassed he was steaming from some teasing, I'm sure
Like being told about him being a bottom--wait shit this is about soukoku AUHHHhh
There was one time Chuuya (turned dragon form) was looking at his size, and Arahabaki was wailing at how small he was down there and Dazai was laughing his ass off (Because apparently Arahabaki's history, size meant status. Hense another reason why he was king. Lol.)
I drew this once but Adam finally met 16 Chuuya and carried him like a big pillow
Just held him around the waist, picked him up with his wings squashed in between robotic armpit and Chuuya's own self, and then he began flailing like a mad-man screaming and squawking for Dazai to rescue him LMAO
Another story I already wrote as a short form is Atsushi and Chuuya can communicate via animal language (through growls) and Dazai is really jealous he can't partake (though, through body language from Chuuya, he can kinda tell what's being talked about). One time Atsushi swore at Chuuya colorfully and Chuuya wasn't very happy
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
And then there was the fact Dazai jumped casually into the river (again) to meet Atsushi (kinda) on accident, which I did write the section for in actual writing format rather than
Chuuya: hi
Dazai: fek u
Chuuya: fek meh ya coward
So
That's all I got at the top of my mind
F....ooorr now
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okaaay
for educational and research purposes 😉, i need someone to recommend me spencer bots. the ones that will leave me giggling and kicking my feet (I tried some on the character ai, but I didn't find any bot that really had his personality and UGH I'm desperate)
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Last Line Tag
Thank you for the tag @reallylilyreally ♡ Last prompt from the rewatch list, taking my sweet time finishing it. Here’s Viv & Bucky and their not-exactly-ideal first actual meeting:
The kiss she presses to his cheek is warmer than the whiskey in his blood, breath ghosting against his ear as she murmurs a soft request.
“Sorry for the trouble, but could you play along? Boys behind us have been trailing me for the past block.” Bucky turns his head now to look at her and recognizes her, easily. Soft waves slightly frizzed, her eyes a golden kind of hazel, her smile a tight, forced line.
for this I’ll tag @upontherisers , @shoshiwrites , & @almost-a-class-act :)
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Okay, I guess I was officially spoiled with BG3 and didn't realize it, because I've tried to start two separate CRPGs this week and kind of fizzled out in the first spot once the opening scenario starts, not because of graphics, voice acting, lack of cutscenes... but because character portraits were so limited and divorced from what you create in the character creator, it caused too much cognitive dissonance and I was like "I'll... come back to this later."
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Just a random theory...
I continue to worry that Ben Solo is going to end up being involved in the death of Ahsoka Tano.
Maybe that's part of the reason Luke exiles himself. We know Ahsoka met Luke at some point and has told him that he was very much like his father and offers him guidance when he expresses doubts about training Grogu. She was important to him.
Ahsoka Tano was the original symbol of hope for the rebellion during the reign of the Empire.
Ahsoka Tano survived Order 66, the Empire, and was involved in the formation of the New Republic.
Palpatine would want her out of the way before he revealed himself to the galaxy again. Especially if he knows she carries the life force of a Mortis god within her. Especially if she has somehow learned that he was alive and needed to warn everyone of his evil plans (kinda like Fives).
Palpatine has never been able to kill her, so he might as well have Obi-Wan Kenobi's namesake and Anakin Skywalker's grandson to do it himself.
Side note: If you do not care for this theory, that's cool, but it's not worth getting mad over because I'm not trying to say "this is what's going to happen", it's literally just a theory. My theories are never right so calm down.
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ooc post
//urahh our poor wallet. We watched the entire anime awhile ago, and we plan to get all the manga (the main series, beast, wan), the light novels, literally all the merch we can find, and we’re going to buy at least one novel from every author. We’re barely there. We have up to the 3rd manga for the main series, the first manga for beast, and an Edgar Allan Poe book with his short stories, one normal lengthed story, and his poems. We don’t have a job yet. We earn money from chores. Qidjsjnfaikfjvjdj sobbing. It’s worth it though!
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