#professor almond cookie

[flowery-draws]

“Whatever the consequances is, i'll take the risk.”

Professor Almond Cookie

A cookie from the other world who traveling to other world just to make some mess and search a "new" home. At first he's being invited by code name "DEVIL"

Guees who will messing around with Detective Almond Cookie.

(spoilers: next will be Wizard Walnut Cookie. I hope.)

[husbandohoarder]

Me: *lusting viciously after fictional middle aged men*

People, as if it isn’t obvious: FATHERLESS BEHAVIOR!!!

Me:

[sexymonth]

Get ready for, Tumblr Sexymonth 2023! (Starts on February 1st, 2023)

(Important information under the cut!)

Hi hi hello! Welcome to Tumblr sexymonth! I thought that with the recent sexyman re-match, it'd be fun for all the Tumblr sexyman fans to get to show their appreciation for these guys! And what better month to appreciate the characters we love oh-so dearly than February? Now then, there are some things I'd like to go over with this prompt list. Firstly, nothing is really strict with when or how you decide to do something for these guys. Wanna combine days? Sure! Wanna do only one a week? Sure! Wanna take more time on a prompt and post your creation late? Go for it! I mean, it doesn’t even have to be art! Wanna do a cosplay or something else? Then yeah! Go for it! This is all about having fun and not stressing yourself out, so please feel free to go about this as you wish. I only really ask two things of you. One, please keep all creations SFW. I know that these guys are all about their sex appeal, but I'd like to keep this fun for the whole family. Two, use the tag #sexymonth23 for any work you do for this challenge! I'd love to see and reblog all of the work done for this! Now then, good luck and have fun!!

[worst-sexyman-tournament]

I thought It'd be funny to consider all the sexymen that lost on round 1 or 2 of the tumblr sexyrematch and make a tournament of the worst of them. I'm using this as the starting point

So, like, these characters

But just to make sure, if anybody sees this how would you define a worst tumblr sexyman?

[ruiiplume]

Saw @flowery-draws 's design of professor almond and just couldn't resist 💚💚💚

[holy-delusions]

MY GOD IM SCREAMING.

THE FACT PROFESSORS PARENTS ARE POLY AND WERE FLIRTING WITH RYAN MAKES THIS EVEN FUNNIER.

I LOWBR JSK

[quibbs126]

I really want someone to make a crossover between Cookie Run and Professor Layton where Luke and the Professor meet Walnut and Almond, and meanwhile, Roguefort and Descole have also teamed up and they plan to steal some jewel (that in some way relates to the Azran I guess), and the group has to stop them

I just think it’d be cool

[objectcrazy]

most uncomfortable fact i know

the rule 34 post combined totalfor all of the following incredibly popular sexymen: almond cookie, bill cipher, the narrator (stanley parable), the once-ler, proffesor venomous, and wheatley,

is a third of the post total for:

sprigatito from pokemon

[snowleopardcrk]

Modern Humans - Estuilor

Hello! I am back with more Alternate AU content. Mostly here to list off what these Cookies (or humans) work as in this AU. I have already mentioned some of them, but not all of them. Remember, these are subject to change. The only ones listed are the ones who even have a job, the rest are either a work in progress or are in school. Here's the link to the original post for this au: POST

White Lily - Pathologist, works at the major university hospital.

Pure Vanilla - Former ER Nurse, now works as a Botanist.

Wildberry & Crunchy Chip, work & run the sheep farm.

Dark Cacao, Former Army General, works with Hollyberry in her winery field.

Hollyberry, helps Jungleberry and Royalberry run the family winery.

Jungleberry and Royalberry, are in charge of the family winery.

Moonlight, Librarian with a degree in astrology

Sea Fairy, Marine Biologist Professor

Sparkling, Bartender

Herb, Botanist + works in massive greenhouse garden

Golden Cheese & Black Pearl, own their own respective Jewelry businesses (They are rivals)

Espresso, former math teacher now Chemist

Madeleine, Army General (away often)

Captain Caviar, high ranking navy official

Latte, Teacher (of some sort)

Red Velvet, runs a dog daycare and Vet clinic

Financier & Almond, police officer

Roguefort, professional lock smith

Stardust, Trucker

Pastry, Hotel Manager

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Joujhu is a very Tourist centric town and the entire county has a large tourism industry. Its quite a scenic town, especially during the spring and summer. Most of the businesses cater towards tourists and college / university students from the university town a little further north. There are also plenty of historic buildings in the countryside of Holmur county from when Estuilor was a colony of the French Empire, including a now museum of an asylum that showcases the history of medicine in Estuilor.

Thats all for today, and I honestly welcome anyone to add their own vision for a Cookie (including OCs) for this AU :p (MAKE SURE TO @ ME OR REBLOG ONE OF THE AU POSTS SO I CAN SEE YOUR MASTERPIECES)

as usual, I cannot tag every single character in this post :p

[davidluongart]

Under the adobe of Olympian palace 🏛️🏺🪔

Heavily inspired by Professor Jenks-Brown @greekmythcomix’s #Classicstober - even though deals with love magic, charms, amulets, & potions of the ancient Eastern Mediterranean-Near Eastern world (an idea from my friend, @aimee-maroux, who happened to be writing erotic stories of the Greek gods, also.)

Ares feels worn down from carrying the heavy war armor and weapons all the time, while his wounds haven’t been healed enough yet. This often leads to Aphrodite’s messaging one of Ares’ wounds with her magic love potions/charms and both of them cuddling, smooching, and having their passionate nights later afterward. The magical love potions/charms of late antiquity are all Ancient Greek, Ancient Near Eastern (especially Babylonians, Assyrians and Phoenicians) & Ancient Egyptian; as her home, Cyprus is a melting pot of all of them.

From right to left on the 1st table: the Ancient Greek honey cheesecake, figs, pomegranates, dates, grapes, mandrakes, and Roman honey cookies (often filled with various types of nuts, opium seeds & almonds) While the mandrake tree - often associated with witchcraft & magic - wasn’t popular among the Ancient Greek society per se (as they often burning them as incense), it is widely used as a tree of love & fertility/ a fortune amulet in Ancient Egypt & Near East. As cousins of the nightshade, mandrake is both hallucinogenic & narcotic, and small usages of the tree have been used as a surgical anesthetic/ pain relief in ancient times. The 2nd table got the main vegetarian meal, of course: hearty red lentil saffron soup & Greek pita bread. I plan to add a silver tray of oysters to it, but I don't think it will fit in the aphrodisiac collection. The final table was filled with apples, wine & several love potions/ amulets that the goddess currently working on.

[flowery-draws]

Prof. Almond: "May i have this dance?"

Will you accept it?

[lovesickletters]

Lily, Gardenia, Jasmine

For the Yandere flower event with Almond Cookie please?

❀𝒜𝓁𝓂ℴ𝓃𝒹 𝒞ℴℴ𝓀𝒾ℯ❀

ℒ𝒾𝓁𝓎， 𝒢𝒶𝓇𝒹ℯ𝓃𝒾𝒶， 𝒥𝒶𝓈𝓂𝒾𝓃ℯ

Lily - What would ultimately give the yandere’s true intentions away? Does the yandere do it on purpose, or is it an accident? 

It would be entirely an accident, the last thing he wants to do is make you think he’s untrustworthy. Almond Cookie might not realise nor understand his own intentions himself, and if he did he would entirely try to justify or deny them. It would take a while to catch on to his overprotective mannerisms, and the lengths he’d go to keep his darling safe, but it’s doubtless to happen sooner or later.

Gardenia - Is the yandere most content watching their darling from afar, or do they feel the need to interact directly with them? Does it vacillate between the two? 

He’s fairly content with making sure his darling is doing well from aside. His line of work can be dangerous and he’d hardly want you to get caught up in it or used against him by some low-life. He’s not unfamiliar with investigating cookies subtly, and he could get very close to you without you noticing it if he so chose.

Jasmine - How would this yandere use their status/money in their favor? 

Almond Cookie has a very high standing here and there as a respectable and adept detective as well as a professor. So it wouldn’t be hard for him to collect information from your day-to-day interactions without question, easily gaining access to your personal information and ensuring that anyone who tries to mess with you encounters more than a few bumps in their professional and private lives. Been a while since that cookie who tried to cause trouble for you that one time was seen after their unscrupulous dealings were exposed, hm~?

[tillywunderwing]

Old Bill Cipher was hopping around

Tumblr City like a big playground

When suddenly Megamind burst from the shade

And hit Bill Cipher with a Mindgrenade

Bill Cipher got pissed and began to attack

But didn't expect to be blocked by Black Hat

Who proceeded to open up a can of Hat-Fu

When Lewis Pepper came out of the blue

And he started beating up Blackquille Hat’neal

Then they both got flattened by the Mindmobile

But before it could make it back to the Mindcave

Jack Skellington popped out of his grave

And took an AK-47 out from under his hat

And blew Megamind away with a rat-a-tat-tat

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away

Because Herobrine came to save the day

This is the ultimate showdown of sexyman destiny

Objects and twinks and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown of sexyman destiny

Bill Cipher took a bite out of Herobrine

Like The Warden took a bite out of crime

And then Black Hat came back covered in a tire track

But Slenderman jumped out and landed on his back

And Megamind was injured, and trying to get steady

When Jack Skellington came back with a machete

But suddenly something caught his leg and he slowed

Nagito Komaeda took him out with his hope

Then he saw Bill Cipher sneaking up from behind

And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

'Cause Megamind stole it and he shot and he missed

And Slenderman deflected it with his fist

Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault

While Jack Skellington tried to pole vault

Onto Herobrine, but they collided in the air

Then they both got hit by a Reigen stare

This is the ultimate showdown of sexyman destiny

Objects and twinks and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown

Angels sang out with immaculate amour

Down from the heavens descended Cecil Palmer

Who delivered a kick that was powered by the weather

Into the crotch of Nagito Komaeda

Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

As Megamind changed back into Normal Brain (?)

But Cecil saw through his clever disguise

And he crushed Megamind’s head in between his thighs

Then Professor Venomous and maid-dress Raymond

And the Once-Ler and Turbo and Ingo and Spamton

And Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice and Wheatley

And trickster god Loki and self-aware Benr(e)y

Alastor, Dr. Habit, Junkrat, Guzma, Almond Cookie

The whole cast of Goncharov (1973)

Bruno Madrigal and Purple Guy

Tony the Clock, DOC OCK, and King Dice

All came out of nowhere lightning fast

And they kicked Cecil Palmer in his radio ass

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw

With tumblrinas looking on in total awe

The fight raged on for like two weeks

Many lives were claimed, but eventually

The champion stood, the rest saw their better

Sans Undertale in a bloodstained sweater

This is the ultimate showdown of sexyman destiny

Objects and twinks and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown

(The sexiest showdown)

This is the ultimate showdown

(The sexiest showdown)

This is the ultimate showdown

Of sexyman destiny

[sword-symphonia]

A comprehensive list of every fictional character I have ever been mentally unwell over for any amount of time (that I am able to recall)

Buckle the fuck in I'm bored (mentally unwell in this case does not specifically mean horny, sometimes they are just my little scrumblies)

Number one pooksters of all time are in bold if you even care

God help us all.

PERSONA:

Zenkichi Hasegawa (and the crowd expected it completely, ladies and gentlemen)

Takuto Maruki

Ryotaro Dojima

Tohru Adachi (sighs loudly)

Yusuke Kitagawa

Kanji Tatsumi

Mitsuru Kirijo

Akira Kurusu

Naoya Toudou

Haru Okumura

POKÈMON:

Piers

Arven

Grimsley

Jacq (GET IN JACQY BOY)

Pumpkaboo

Jirachi

Valerie

PROFESSOR SYCAMORE GET IN RAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Lisia

Wallace

Maxie and Archie, but only sometimes (stares at tumblr user gleaming_glasses)

Avery (very short-lived, actually)

Leon

Katy

Rika

Quagsire

D*NGANR*NPA (Listen shut up it's a pipeline):

Leon Kuwata

Kazuichi Soda

Kaito Momota

Rantaro Amami

Kirumi Tojo (I'll save you baby)

Hajime Hinata

...Kokichi Ouma. SIGHS

Gonta Gokuhara

Byakuya Togami (both versions)

Aoi Asahina

Nagisa Shingetsu (save him please oh my god)

YOUR TURN TO DIE:

Shunsuke Hayasaka

Naomichi Kurumada

Nao Egokoro

Reko Yabusame

Alice Yabusame

Kazumi Mishima (I don't want to talk about it)

Tia Safalin

Q-Taro Burgerberg (I still don't want to talk about it)

Joe Tazuna

ENSEMBLE STARS:

Mika Kagehira

Mayoi Ayase (my girlfriend. My wife. We're legally married, actually)

Adonis Otogari

Nazuna Nito

Hajime Shino

Mitsuru Tenma

Arashi Narukami (someone rescue her for the love of god)

Tsumugi Aoba

Niki Shiina

Chiaki Morisawa

Midori Takamine

Mao Isara

Yuzuru Fushimi

Makoto Yuuki

Akiomi Kunugi

Jin Sagami

Jun Sazanami

Hiyori Tomoe

Madara Mikejima

Koga Oogami

Souma Kanzaki

TWISTED WONDERLAND:

Divus Crewel

Sebek Zigvolt (born on Paddy's day Irish rep get in lads)

Epel Felmier

Floyd Leech

Azul Ashengrotto

Riddle Rosehearts

Ruggie Bucchi

Jack Howl

Vil Schoenheit

Kalim al-Asim

GENSHIN IMPACT:

Rosaria

Arataki Itto

Sangonomiya Kokomi

Yanfei

Wriothesley

Neuvillette

Yelan

Kaeya

Kaveh

Baizhu

The otters. I can't even make this shit up the fucking OTTERS

COOKIE RUN:

Affogato Cookie (I thought he was a girl)

Espresso Cookie (I also thought he was a girl)

Strawberry Crepe Cookie

Red Velvet Cookie

Roguefort Cookie

Almond Cookie

Sour Belt Cookie

Wizard Cookie (the silliest of guys, and also my son)

Pancake Cookie

Clover Cookie (You won't fucking believe this, yall)

Black Raisin Cookie

Pistachio Cookie

Whipped Cream Cookie

Peach Cookie

Mocha Ray Cookie

Captain Ice Cookie

Croissant Cookie

Earl Grey Cookie

Aloe Cookie

Butter Pretzel Cookie

Abyss Monarch Cookie

Stardust Cookie

V Cookie (he counts. I do not go here however)

Captain Caviar Cookie

Elder Faerie Cookie

IDENTITY V (Sorry):

Andrew Kreiss/Gravekeeper

Martha Behamfil/Coordinator

Luca Balsa/Prisoner (The tragic, tragic origin of my name.)

Aesop Carl/Embalmer

Emma Woods/Gardener (Dressed up as her for Halloween once)

Joseph Desaulniers/Photographer

Robbie White/Axe Boy

Naib Subedar/Mercenary

Freddy Riley/Lawyer (fucking awful as a person but his gameplay is nice)

Helena Adams/The Mind's Eye (Main for life. Love you, baby) (I cannot kite for shit) (I also haven't played in about 8 months)

ANIMAL CROSSING:

Ribbot

Jeremiah

Stella

Vesta

Wendy

Maggie

Agnes

My Pocket Camp villager. She's a little train conductor I adore her

Niko (BIRTHDAY TWIIIIINS)

Maddie (ALSO BIRTHDAY TWIIIINS)

Kicks

Flick

DEMON SLAYER:

Tengen Uzui

Giyuu Tomioka

Shinobu Kocho

Kyojuro Rengoku

Tanjiro Kamado

Sabito

Makomo

FIRE EMBLEM:

Claude

Sylvain

Nailah

Askr

Seteth (Horny reasons.)

Vander (...Also horny reasons, unfortunately)

Yarne

Dwyer

Griss (...Don't look at me)

Hanneman

Dorothea

Panne

Azama

Catherine (She is so... oughhh)

Cockrrin (It is spelled like that for a reason, hi Sunny)

LEGO MONKIE KID:

Syntax

Red Son

Jin+Yin (PACKAGE DEAL DO NOT SEPERATE!!)

Monkey King

Ne Zha

Mei

The Mayor

MONSTER PROM:

Damien LaVey

Oz (my main for life forever n ever)

Salomé

Amira Rashid

Scott Howl

Nicolas Cage (I downloaded a Nic Cage mod therefore he counts) (I care not for the man himself)

Faith Fernandez (GIVE ME HER ENDING YOU DICKS)

Calculester Hewlett-Packard

Hazel (I do not know if she has a surname)

HOUSEKI NO KUNI:

Padparadscha

Watermelon Tourmaline

Zircon

Morganite

Phos. I refuse to try to spell their full name

Lapis Lazuli

MHA (I don't like it anymore but I gotta save my boys):

Denki Kaminari (Whenever I tell someone I like him they nearly always go 'yeah' and I have no idea how to reply to that)

Eijiro Kirishima

Yuga Aoyama

Koji Koda

Mirko

Gentle Criminal (It was because he's an old man. He's like 30 or somethin but. Idk whisht)

PSYCHONAUTS:

Boyd Cooper

Sasha Nein

Quentin Hedgemouse (Silly)

Hollis Forsythe

Lizzie Natividad

Augustus Aquato

Razputin Aquato

Fred Bonaparte

The stupid fucking maternity ward easter egg the entire thing oh my god

DRAGON QUEST:

Erik

Sylvando

Hendrik

Jasper

Sandy

The Tockles

Pavo

MY OWN OCS HELP ME:

Kurt Lynos

Cypher Lynos

Peri Lynos

Lazzi (he is a platypus)

Ainsley Laurent

Charlotte Laurent (Peri's girlfriend)

April Kosova (Ainsley's wife and also her lawyer before they got married)

Abel

Myron Bouras

Mizuki Suou (May or may not be an x canon oc... glances away)

Abebah Kopiona

MISCELLANEOUS (Not enough people to justify a category):

Sanji Vinsmoke- One Piece

Sabo- One Piece

Alfendi Layton- Professor Layton series

Clive Dove- Professor Layton series

Anthony Herzen- Professor Layton series

Cinnamoroll- Sanrio

Pompompurin- Sanrio

Larry Butz- Ace Attorney

Rosalina- Mario

Luigi- Mario

Espio the Chameleon- Sonic

The Egg Boiz- HAZBIN HOTEL FUCK OFF I'LL SAVE YOU EGGBOIZ CMERE GET AWAY FROM MY SONS

Princess Luna- My Little Pony

Flash Sentry- My Little Pony (I was eight unfortunately)

Timber Spruce- My Little Pony (I was still eight)

Nathan Pandit- Criminal Case (I should not have been playing this aged six but we ball)

Frank Knight- Criminal Case

Stitch- Disney (I am in fact one of those girls sorry)

Winnie the Pooh- Disney

Anakin Skywalker but specifically the animated Clone Wars one- Star Wars

That one guy from Rebels with the fuckass manbun- Star Wars

Mr. Tumble- British Television (He was like crack cocaine to me)

Chase Devinaeux- Carmen Sandiego 2018 series

Tulio- the Road to el Dorado

Shiro- Voltron. Derogatory.

Coran- Voltron (IM COMING FOR YOU BABY)

Hunk- Voltron

Dr. Montgomery Montgomer- a Series of Unfortunate Events

Jacques Snicket- a Series of Unfortunate Events

Jem- Hetty Feather books (Nick Sharratt made him look a right fitty)

Fizzy- Moshi Monsters (THE ONLY MOSHLING EVER I LOVE FIZZY I HAVE EIGHT OF THEM IN MY MONSTER'S HOUSE [Six of them are plushies tho])

Tingaling- Moshi Monsters (Okay Tingaling can stay)

Daffodil- Spiritfarer

Astrid- Spiritfarer

Akane Hino- Smile PreCure! (Made me realise I was queer)

Captain Barnacles- Octonauts

Vyn Richter- Tears of Themis

Artem Wing- Tears of Themis

Vincent Brooks- Catherine (I could fix him)

Shizuku Hinomori- Project Sekai

KAITO- Vocaloid

Camui Gackpo- Vocaloid

Octodad. Do you think I'm fucking around? Not round here, brother.

The entire cast of Fantastic Mr. Fox. I CUSSING LOVE that movie what the CUSS

Howl Pendragon- Howl's Moving Castle

Lego Batman, and SPECIFICALLY Lego Batman- DC

Reigen Arataka- Mob Psycho

Saiki's da- Saiki K

Marina Ida- Splatoon 2

Wheatley- Portal (Steven Merchant has captivated me)

Rodney Copperbottom- Robots (I had the FATTEST crush on him as a child stop)

The villain guy I'm too lazy to google him- Robots (also on him)

Timmy- Shaun the Sheep

Mr. Bean- Mr. Bean (my goat)

Harvey- Stardew Valley

Simeon- Obey Me (my obey me phase was rancid lads)

Satan- Obey Me

'N das all for now :3

[angrycloudcrown]

So let me get this straight

There's only an hour-ish left of the tumblr sexyman rematch polls for this starting bracket and THIS is how its going

Professor Venomous (OK KO) is losing to Lewis (Mystery Skulls Animated)

Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) is beating Guzma (Pokemon)

A fucking COOKIE (Almond Cookie - Cookie Run) is beating the Warden (Superjail)

The OG tumblr sexyman (Once-ler - The Lorax 2012) is sadly getting destroyed by Megamind (from.. well Megamind)

Sans (Undertale) is proudly beating Junkrat (Overwatch) by a ton

Black Hat (Villianous) is losing to a clock (Tony the Talking Clock - DHMIS)

King Dice (Cuphead) and Raymond (Animal Crossing) are somehow at a 50 50 tie with each other??? (atleast from my pov)

Doc Ock (Marvel) is losing to Wheatley (Portal 2)

Dr. Habit (Smile For Me) is getting crushed by Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa)

Slenderman is currently losing to Cecil (Welcome to Night Vale)

Jack Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas) is absolutely beating Turbo (Wreck-It Ralph)

Bruno (Encanto) is losing to Ingo (Pokemon)

Purple Guy (FNAF) is being overthrown by Spamton (Deltarune)

Loki (Marvel) is beating Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

Reigen (Mob Psycho 100) is beating Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)

And Herobrine Minecraft is beating Benr(e)y (Half Life Vr but the AI is Self-Aware)

Wow. What a poll. And it's only just starting out goddamn

(no, I will not be consistently updating this as the poll goes on this was just to collect some of my thoughts and to let myself be shocked at what the hell is going on)

[holy-delusions]

Im going insane because of the funny little Puppet history. PLEASE I NEED MORE FRIENDS WHO WATCHES KT.

RRAAAAAAHHHHHH