#professor william afton

[ruh--roh-raggy]

*heavy breathing* pr-professor Afton au? (Would you like to share any headcanons about the au that might not get mentioned in the fic?)

Hello hello, lovely Anon! Thank you for the ask! I've been doing nothing but act strange and be insane about this man over the weekend, so I have a lot of headcanons to share about our dear Professor Afton. All SFW, if you'd like a NSFW version please let me know! Some might be included in the fic, they might not, we'll see. If you would like to be tagged in posts like this don't hesitate to reach out, thank you so much for reading!

Professor Afton is treated like an elusive cryptid around the University campus.

There's always a different rumor going around about him every semester. From him sleeping in the closet in his office because he's a homeless vampire to him stealing the dining hall's entire supply of eggs, he's heard it all.

He has a secondary Master's Degree in English with a concentration in Folklore.

He'll only tell you if he really, really likes you but he even has a favorite mythological creature, a Scottish/English fairy known as a Brownie.

If you're lucky enough to learn about the Brownie's from him he'll often crack jokes about his "close encounters" with them in his workshop.

"They get upset when things are in disarray, and I don't think you can get much messier than my tool bench."

He only drinks his coffee black.

He occasionally has tea, but it's very rare, he always sneaks a bit of honey in without anyone knowing.

He is left handed

He still actively wears the tongue piercing he got in college.

He's very good at hiding it.

You're one of the few people that have ever caught sight of it.

He asked you to keep it in between the two of you. (And how could you possibly have said no when he gave you such a sweet smile along with the wink he shot you)

He has an enormous bag of caramel hard candies in his desk at all times.

Now onto a couple cuter things...

It is absolutely no secret to anyone besides you that you are Professor Afton's favorite.

That being said, it gives you some pretty nice scary dog privileges.

Caught working after hours in the work shop? "Oh, Professor Afton gave me his keys."

Need a particularly hard to get a hold of resource? Well, if it's for Professor Afton's class they'll make sure he has it.

He keeps an extra mug in his office specifically for when you come by his office for help.

He always pours you a cup of his favorite hand blended tea without asking, the mug always a nice comforting warmth in your hands as you chatted with him.

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I definitely have a lot more HC's for all of my variants of Will and the DCA's, but this is all I put for now. It's my first time making a list like this so maybe I completely missed the mark, who knows, I hope you find this fun anyways lol. If you would like to see more posts like this or would like to be tagged in my posts, please let me know!!

[husbandhoarder]

Me: *lusting viciously after fictional middle aged men*

People, as if it isn’t obvious: FATHERLESS BEHAVIOR!!!

Me:

[doctorsiren]

This is going in a portfolio for an application 🤯😭🤭

[bdgmanimations]

Springtrap as Ratigan because yes

[sexymonth]

Get ready for, Tumblr Sexymonth 2023! (Starts on February 1st, 2023)

(Important information under the cut!)

Hi hi hello! Welcome to Tumblr sexymonth! I thought that with the recent sexyman re-match, it'd be fun for all the Tumblr sexyman fans to get to show their appreciation for these guys! And what better month to appreciate the characters we love oh-so dearly than February? Now then, there are some things I'd like to go over with this prompt list. Firstly, nothing is really strict with when or how you decide to do something for these guys. Wanna combine days? Sure! Wanna do only one a week? Sure! Wanna take more time on a prompt and post your creation late? Go for it! I mean, it doesn’t even have to be art! Wanna do a cosplay or something else? Then yeah! Go for it! This is all about having fun and not stressing yourself out, so please feel free to go about this as you wish. I only really ask two things of you. One, please keep all creations SFW. I know that these guys are all about their sex appeal, but I'd like to keep this fun for the whole family. Two, use the tag #sexymonth23 for any work you do for this challenge! I'd love to see and reblog all of the work done for this! Now then, good luck and have fun!!

[ilovethetalkingclock]

what do you even call this meme

[nebulousboops]

Just two English fellows passionate about robotics who would never go on to commit any atrocities I promise :)

[nightxowl17]

My first question

[thesillyexpresser]

There’s an oddly specific genre of horrible mad scientist dads that are associated with the color purple circulating modern fiction.

I have no idea what dots I connected nor the purpose of it. It’s just science dads can’t be good while wearing purple, I guess.

(Yes, I know Gendo’s jacket isn’t really purple, but he’s associated with his wife and the Eva he made, which is purple)

[worst-sexyman-tournament]

I thought It'd be funny to consider all the sexymen that lost on round 1 or 2 of the tumblr sexyrematch and make a tournament of the worst of them. I'm using this as the starting point

So, like, these characters

But just to make sure, if anybody sees this how would you define a worst tumblr sexyman?

[anonymouse1312437]

Fanfiction

I am curious as to how many people would want like a real storyline for smut. Is anyone interested in that? It doesn't matter the person or character but, I would be happy to put something together.

Also how would you feel about a song directed fanfiction story?

Like for example:

Scene: Garden restraunt

Song: Those Eyes by New West

Person/Character: (Whoever is decided on)

Like is that something anyone would be interested in. Maybe even small playlist?

Could be anything. Smut, Angst, Breakup, First meet, Love at first sight, The end of a friendship/relationship.

I am also not limiting the people or characters. You could ask for some mythical creature from harry potter for all I care. I just want something to write that would interest more people.

[aegis-vamp]

An artistic render on what happened during the finals of Tumblr Sexymen tournament poll

[chocopink]

only one part left!! 💜

[doppel-dean-er]

why do people equate purple with villainy? like, just because im wearing purple or have purple skin doesn't mean I'm evil. those children i murdered weren't because my shirt JUST SO HAPPENED to be ourple, learn to separate the art from the artist. goddamn

[scarletgemstone]

What if meme

disclaimer I own nothing everything belongs to the rightful owners please go and support them and be nice

what if the planet express crew fought willam Afton

[luna234i]