#proship ship dynamics

[unabashedmoonhideout6969]

UNDERRATED PROBLEMATIC SHIP DYNAMICS!!!

"Is it parental love or is it romantic love? No one knows! lololol" and/or

"Lol this guy has a favourite child and it shows!"

this post is about me shipping Saturn X Titan from solarballs,,, gotta love em (ft. the godawful auto generated subtitles)

Saturn misremembering all the other moon's names except for Titan,,,

Saturn only remembering Titan's name, and noticing his absence,,,

Saturn always wanting to know what Titan is up to,,,, where he is (does he want Titan to be in his bedroom? hehehe.... do. do planets have bedrooms? no but lemme make the funni jokesies)

Titan being the only one/first to forgive Saturn when he admits that his rings were made out of moons that came to close to him/killing his moons,,,,

SATURN CALLING TITAN THE BEST

SATURN CALLING TITAN THE BEST

(and him trying to save himself with the extra "and so is everyone else" lolol)

Enceladus calling Titan Saturn's favourite,,, and him also saying "it's easy for (him) to forgive (Saturn)"

Mars knowing that Titan is Saturn's favourite moon,,,, ooo(mars x phobos and/or deimos canon????!?!?!??! jk)

i know it's because Titan has liquid water and volcanos and stuff,,, but imma make a stretch and call it a cute little petname,,,

the subtitles did them dirty but they were saying somethig like(like, my memory is terrible)

saturn:oh titan, where are you???

jupiter:have you found titan yet

saturn:No! What if he's LOST and ALONE and AFRAID??? What if some exoplanet offers him SPACE CANDY and TAKES HIM away???

and hohhhhhhh, lord above,,, thjs is so cuttettete

saturn not wanting titan to be alone,,, saturn being worried for titan,,, saturn not wanting an exoplanet to "take him away"(take his virginity),,, lord above thank you for my meals dear godddddddddd

[roboj0e]

idc what y'all say but villains of teenage superheroes will always be weirdos. Like why are u obsessed with someone whose clearly underaged? Plotting and scheming all day about kidnapping and putting ur filthy hands on them. Oooo u wanna kiss them so bad. Take them to ur lair to have ur nasty way with them u weirdo. Just a disgusting lil freak.

[fight-nights-at-freddys]

jimcurly is making me lose it. He hates him, he adores him, he envies him, he pities him, he tries to kill him, he saves him, he hurts him, he helps him.

[muwwwsky]

YOU GUYS DONT GET IT…..

[deadestdove1004]

no idea what this is

[starseverance]

Even if they aren't normally the kind of person to be patient with others, your F/O will be patient with you.

If it takes you longer to do things, or you're not ready for something, they will be patient. If your mental health isn't the best, they will be patient, and support you as you heal. If you have bad habits or reactions that you're trying to unlearn, they will be patient, and try to help in any way that they can.

It might be difficult for them at times, but difficulty doesn't mean it isn't worth doing. You're worth it to them.

[solar-eclippse]

Number one favorite problematic ship dynamic:

Middle-aged villainous mentor/parental figure x younger, headstrong, less villainous protegé who may or may not have actually agreed to being mentored. They are weirdly affectionate/close with each other in ways that are somewhat suspicious given the rest of their dynamic.

[kaeyaswifefromsnezhnaya]

this is what's been irritating me so much lately

[mlmshark]

I don’t usually engage in ship discourse but why are people literally just making stuff up to make shadownilla look problematic when it’s really not

“Shadowmilk and Vanilla are related, they have the same soul jam!” No, they’re not! It literally said in the first chapter of Beast Yeast that all the new souls jam owners had to prove themselves to get it, they did not get them from relation!

“Shadowmilk stalked Vanilla as a child!” *loud incorrect buzzer*! The cutscenes of Vanilla’s childhood memories are made up in dreams to mess with his head and ability to think! And again in the last point, they had to prove themselves to get the soul jam, so Shadowmilk would not have known Vanilla as a child!

It’s okay to not like a ship! Maybe you don’t like that dynamic, maybe it makes you a little uncomfortable, that’s okay! But stop spreading misinformation to make other people look bad becuase they like something you don’t!

[hikakaomybeloveds]

"top hikaru" this, "bottom kaoru" that... but what about top kaoru and bottom hikaru?

hikaru who needs his brother, needs him close, connected to him in a way neither of them can deny, because otherwise he might slip away.

kaoru who would give hikaru anything, give him this, because he could never deny him. kaoru who maybe, secretly, just yearns to be needed by hikaru.

hikaru and kaoru who know they shouldn't do this, but can't stop themselves from ending up wrapped around each other in hikaru's bed, slotted together like puzzle pieces, shaking through the most intense pleasure they'll ever experience, because who could give them this if not each other?

they both know they're being selfish. this can only really end in disaster for both of them.

but then why does it feel so good?

[all-or-nothing-baby]

unlucky traumatised arseholes somehow managing to find each other against all odds in a world of molten shit is my sexuality actually

[nightmares-and-stars]

insomniac f/o x sleepy duos <3

being so sleepy all the time, enjoying taking naps

your f/o always letting you lay on them as you nap, or sleep while they're up doing whatever.

always falling asleep on them after swearing you're shutting your eyes "for just a quick second"

them occasionally glancing at you and running their fingers through your hair as you sleep, letting a soft smile settle on their face as they watch you so peacefully.

but also!

staying awake with them for as long as you can at nights, maybe drinking some energy to stay up just that little bit longer

sitting with them as they work on their hobbies or talk about things even though its really late at night and you can feel your eyes drooping, but trying your hardest to keep awake for them

making them tea or another warm drink when you know its been forever since they've slept and trying to help them feel more tired

offering your lap to them so they can lay down on you as you run your hands through their hair, up and down their arms, talking quietly to try to lull them to sleep.

hmmm yea... 🥹😴

(wrote this with my f/o in mind and her being the insomniac but can go either way for you and your f/o(s)!!)

[dearestdrearilygirl]

Shipping a problematic or toxic ship feels alot like eating spicy food like it's so painful but also sooo good and i want more

[princelythirsts]

shout out to selfshippers whose f/o’s objectify them! you are doing a great job being a plaything for their amusement

shoutout to self shippers who treat their f/o’s as objects to manipulate for their own ends! they’re your toys to play with

[salalberryjam]

All my ships are like

FUCK you I do what I WANT!!😤

*jumps into worlds worst relationship

[cooked-kraken]

Victim x Bully ship but it's not enemies to lovers. The bully is just as cruel and evil as usual but now in a relationship.