#red-hen

[charlesoberonn]

One quiet day on the farm, the Little Red Hen found some wheat seeds and decided to make bread.

"Who will help me plant these seeds?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Horse "But I'm a workhorse, and I'm too busy moving carts around."

And so the Little Red Hen planted the seeds by herself. And they grew into bountiful golden crops.

"Who will help me harvest the wheat?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Dog "But I'm a guarddog, and I'm too busy keeping away burglars and predators."

And so the Little Red Hen harvested the wheat herself and made it into flour.

"Who will help me bake the flour?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Pig "But I'm a mother of 5 newborn piglets, and I'm too busy taking care of my young."

And so the Little Red Hen baked the bread herself into twenty beautiful loaves.

"Who will help me eat the bread?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"We would." said the Farm Animals. "But we're ashamed, for we didn't do anything to make the bread."

"Nonsense!" said the Little Red Hen. "You, Horse, helped move around the stones that built my oven. You, Dog, kept me safe while I worked. And you, Pig, are raising a new generation of Farm Animals, who will too contribute to our Farm one day. You've all helped me so much by simply being you."

"Besides," the Little Red Hen added. "I couldn't possibly eat all the loaves on my own, most of them would go to waste. Come, eat with me."

And so the Little Red Hen and the Farm Animals ate the bread together. And all saw their own, and each other's, worth.

[thedrunknextdoor]

titans tower au where when jason reveals himself he lets it slip that he’s been alive for years and tim just gets fucking pissed

Tim: Are you telling me that i became batman’s therapist for NOTHING????

Jason, mid monologue: what

Tim: *rips mask and cape off* DO U KNOW HOW HARD I WORKED TO KEEP THAT MAN FROM SELF-DESTRUCTING??? AND U WERE ALIVE THE WHOLE GODDAMN TIME????

Jason: uhm-

Tim: no FUCK U! take robin im going to take a fucking nap

[stationoneeighteen]

9-1-1 (2018-) ❈ 7.03 'Capsized'

[wolfiemun-official]

Lae'zel and Shadowheart living on a farm together with Xan as their son makes me giddy.

Lae'zel's been learning about so many egg dishes since they've got the chickens. She pretends she doesn't like the little feathered beasts and names them after food.

Anyways, her favorite is a red hen named Quiche who she tied a silver bell to.

[sebfreak]

Edgar Redmond

[laughing-moonlight]

If I had a nickel for every time an anime character with music-based powers in recent media unleashed their full power and went absolutely batshit insane for a hot minute, I'd have two nickles

Which isn't a lot but it's pretty damn awesome it happened twice

[bird-everyday]

324!!!(csp is sooo so cool)

[nightwingvixen23]

Dick : *pushing a shopping cart through Wal-Mart*

Tim : *browsing the electronics departmet*

Dick : what the hell Tim !? I've been looking for you for over half an hour !

Tim : over half an hour ?? in our local well-known shopping center ?? damn. . . you been awarded a medal yet for that type of investigative work, detective ?

Dick : whatever. just tell me where Dami's at

Tim : over in the produce section last I saw lecturing some timid elderly couple on the proper ways to wash their snap peas

Dick : the proper way ?? what even is the proper way ?? rinse with hot water and your done like there's literally NO other way

Tim : yeah. you would think. however you'd be wrong. you see we're all just a pack of gallivanting barbarians in that brat's mind. just stumbling our way through life. and all he wants is to "save" us

Dick : right . . .

Tim : *glazed eyes darting over the printed features of a laptop*

Dick : completely unrelated, but did you by any chance happen to catch up on any sleep these last couple nights Timmers--?

Tim : OH WOW !! a Samsung touchscreen 2 in 1 notebook ?? sign me RIGHT the fuck on up

Dick : I guess that's a no

Tim : you bet your ass that's a no; who the fuck needs sleep when you can have battery life for up to 14 hours ??

Dick : *tiredly checking the time on his phone*

Dick : I probably already know the answer to this but I'll ask anyway

Tim : go for it

Dick : did you see where the hell Jay ran off to earlier

Tim : Jason ?? yeah he went over to Subway to grab us all some lunch

Dick : he did ?? awwww ! that's so sweet of him to do without even asking 💖 ! you know he seems to really be turning over a new leaf these days 😌 I'm so proud of him

Tim : as long as he remembers to ask for lettuce on my spicy Italian sub then I'll be just as proud of him too

[ Meanwhile ]

Jason : how the fuck can the Subway inside of Wal-Mart be out of lettuce ?????

Jason : *dragging an employee up to eye level over the salad bar*

Jason : GO GET IT

[ghibli-stims]

🐓 -> The Little Red Hen Stimboard !

📦 -> with farm stims !

📬 -> rqd by @chookily !

📙 -> 🌾 - 🐔 - 🌾 / 🐔 - 🐔 / 🌾 - 🐔 - 🌾

🔓 -> requests closed ! rq info !

DNI -> NSFW/Kink/Bigots/Etc. I'll Block You.

[typicalopposite]

I’m just over here with my two brain cells (my RWRB hyperfixation and my 911/BuckTommy hyperfixation) crosswiring…

Cause like I’m picturing Henry getting home late from a day with Pez doing things with the shelter and he finds Alex curled up with David on the couch staring wide eyed and mouth agape at the TV. One of his favorite shows just had a long speculated Bi character become canon. Alex spends the rest of the night telling Henry about couch theories and invisible string theories and Henry just listens with that soft fond smile he gets anytime Alex goes on a tangent about something he’s passionate about.

And in another world Buck is knocking on Hens door to chat about something or another and Karen calls out that it’s unlocked. She is on the phone with a friend doing laps around her kitchen happily squeeing about a sequel and Buck’s curiosity gets the better of him and he asks what movie she’s talking about. Karen’s eyes light up and she ends her call to sit Buck down and introduce him to the world of FirstPrince… and by the time Hen gets home Karen has already set up a movie night for herself and Buck so he can watch and become just as obsessed with the characters as she is (which he of course does and now Hen has to hear about it from both of them)

…you know normal fandom brain shit 💕😀

[pol-ski]

Monika Kister, Polish illustrator

[teanster123]

and now, a civil conversation between Alastor and Sir Pentious…

Sir Pentious: Alright, my little egg bois, listen up.

Egg Bois: Okay, Boss!

Alastor: *clucking*

Frank: Ooh, lookie; a chicken!

Egg Bois: *running towards Alastor*

Sir Pentious: Umm, hello? This is very serious, my eggies…

Frank: Coming, Boss! We’re coming!

Egg Bois: *running towards Sir Pentious*

Alastor: Here chick, chick, chick…

Frank: Did you hear that? There it is again!

Egg Bois: *running towards Alastor*

Sir Pentious: No! It’s probably just your imaginations! Now, please come here at once!

Frank: Right away, Boss!

Egg Bois: *running towards Sir Pentious*

Alastor: Come along, my little chickens! Your momma hen Papa Alastor’s here!

Sir Pentious: Don’t listen to him, my precious clutch of cohorts!

Alastor: Bawk! I’ll scratch up some delicious delicacies for you!

Sir Pentious: What do you think you’re doing?

Alastor: No worries, I’ll make sure you’re cozy and warm.

Sir Pentious: How’s about…

Alastor: I’ll take care you.

Sir Pentious: I should be the one…

Alastor: And I’ll make sure to…

Alastor and Sir Pentious: keep you entertained.

Egg Bois: *walk up to Sir Pentious*

Frank: *looks up at Sir Pentious* Umm, what it is you wanted to tell us, Boss?

Sir Pentious: *hugs his egg bois* Oh, my egg bois! I am forever grateful to be your boss, my egg bois!

Egg Bois: *hug Sir Pentious*

Frank: Awww, we’re really lucky to be your minions, too, Boss!

Alastor: No! My clutch of eggs! My brood! My precious chicks! *snarls at Sir Pentious and then breaks down crying*

Angel Dust: Hey Smiles, what’s turned your smile upside down?

Lucifer: Uhhh, I think maybe we should let him cool down, perhaps?

Alastor: *sitting, like a broody chicken, in a makeshift nest of a pillow and a blanket* *sniff* *glares at Lucifer* I can’t believe that I’m going to say this, but, thank you, Your Highness.

this has been a civil conversation between Alastor and Sir Pentious.

[obsessivebisexual4tevan]

My obsessions include but are not limited to (be prepared for this page to be chaotic):

911 Tevan and Henren

911 Lone Star Tarlos

Red White and Royal Blue Alex & Henry

My username will stay the same. My content will become chaotic because I'm a chaos goblin 🤷‍♀️

[supercalime]

hear me out, your honor.

bucktommy rwrb au.

i rest my case.

Sustained!

Boy, if wasn’t busy with my stuff and other projects I’d write that. It’s crazy that we are on the same wavelength here anon, cause I thought of that and was like, idk, but now, someone please write that! If anyone writes it, tag me please!

Now that you opened that can of worms, let’s assign characters (with changes for them to still be in character)

Tommy as Henry

Buck as Alex

Hen as Nora

Eddie as Nora 2 (he would be another bestie)

Maddie as June

Chimney as Pez

Lucy as Bea

Athena as Ellen

Bobby as Oscar

Sal as Philip (I simply had to)

Cap Gerrard as Mary/George

Taylor as Miguel (tell me that’s not perfect casting)

I wrote these on a whim, I’m sure there are better or other choices haha

[jasongraceenthusiast]

one thing i will never understand about the rwrb movie is why they changed alex’s line from “you’re early” to “you’re late”.

because like — in my mind, the whole idea was that henry was as impatient and yearnful about the whole situation as alex was. but then in the movie it comes across as alex being so impatient and shit while henry is just like shrugging

[sebfreak]

Edgar Redmond