#regulus refusing

[lulublack90]

Prompt 15 - Felix Felicis

@wolfstarmicrofic April 15, word count 417

“Please, Reggie,” Sirius begged. “Please, I need it, and you’re the only one who can brew it. Please, please, please, please, please,” Regulus rolled his eyes. 

“No. You do not need it at all; you just want to take the easy way out. Which, ironically, is not the easy way for me as that potion is particularly tricky to brew. So, no,” Regulus folded his arms across his chest and turned away. 

“But, Reggie,” Sirius started. 

“I said no, Sirius, you’ll have to ask Remus out the old-fashioned way and face rejection like everyone else,” Sirius cringed. He should never have told his brother what he wanted Felix Felicia for. He’d thought it would be just the thing to use so that when he did finally ask Remus out on a date, he’d be brimming with liquid luck. He was sure he would succeed if he only had the potion. 

“Reggie,” he whined, but before Regulus could shoot him down again, the dorm room door opened, and Remus came in, dropping his heavy bag on the floor and collapsing on his bed face down.

Sirius stared at Remus. He loved him so much but was so scared to tell him. How could he ask his best friend out? What if he said no, and their friendship was ruined forever? He shook his head to clear his thoughts. No, he wouldn’t risk it. Remus was too important to him. 

“Remus, please will you go on a date with my brother so he will stop pestering me with his plans to ask you out,” Regulus called across the room. Remus’s head shot up off the pillow. He winced as his neck cracked. Sirius’s fingers longed to massage the crick out of it, but he stayed where he was horrorstruck by how Regulus had just blurted out his deepest, darkest secret. 

“I’d love to,” Remus grinned at him. 

“There, sorted, now would the pair of you fuck off so I can have some time with my boyfriend?” Regulus huffed, wiggling back more on James’s lap. 

“Date now?” Sirius asked. 

“Yup,” Remus answered, jumping up off his bed. 

They hurried out of the room hand in hand. Nothing in this world would make either of them hover in that room while Regulus and James occupied it. “So, where are you taking me?” Remus asked as they ducked through the portrait hole. 

“Honeydukes?” Sirius suggested. 

“Perfect,” Remus grinned happily and took Sirius’s hand again as they walked leisurely towards the third floor. 

[theyrealllesbians]

headcannon that harry calls Regulus "papa" when he's little and then turns to calling him "pa" when he's older. One day though he comes in and starts calling Regulus "pops" and as soon as he does Regulus instantly regrets everything that has ever led to this moment because it makes him feel fucking ancient. He's only 38, so why the fuck is his 17 year old son calling him pops? He hates it with every fibre of his being

[apoetsworld]

Sirius *drunk*: You know, Reggie, Life is just like a game of chess!

Regulus : what do you mean-

Sirius: You just need the right pair of shoes!

Regulus:

Remus: He has no idea how to play chess, does he?

Regulus : Not a clue in the world

[adharastarlight]

Reg: I'd hate to be straight, imagine all the pregnancy scares

James:

Remus:

Sirius:

Marls:

Lily:

Barty:

Evan:

Pandora:

James: my love, you're trans-

Reg:

Reg: we are never having sex again

Sirius cheers in the distance

[sophsicle]

here's the thing. under no circumstances will regulus black be caught DEAD in james potter's jersey. if u think 4 a second that guy is gonna wear someone else's name on his back? nope. nuh-uh. never never never. not to mention another teams's colours???????? the thought actually makes him SICK.

james tho. james will wear regulus's jersey no problem. not that it ever stays on him long mind you.

[wolvesandshine]

James: Did you just give me a sunflower

Regulus: Yes it’s your favourite

James: You remembered?

Regulus: Your voice is so annoying I couldn’t forget it if I tried

James *smiling widely*: I love it when you’re nice to me

[dyl-z]

79 | 80 | 81

[serenisastar]

Walburga: Sirius I am your mother!

Sirius: nuh uh

Walburga: fuck you mean ‘nuh uh’?!

Sirius: NUH UH!!!

[ultravioletbrit]

“dark” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 298 words

James is late, and dance floor is already filled with people. He scans the crowd until he finally sees those dark curls he knows and loves.

He pushes through the mass of people but as he gets closer to Regulus he notices he’s not alone. Barty and Evan are dancing beside Regulus but there’s also some guy attempting to talk to him and Regulus does not look happy.

James moves past everyone dancing around him as quickly as he can, not caring about the snide comments when he shoves people out of his way.

James is glaring murderously at the guy but softens slightly when he turns to look at Regulus.

“Hey, love” James says, hoping he sounds calmer than he feels.

“Hi.” Regulus sighs with a mix of relief and annoyance.

“Hey, mate. We were having a conversation here.” The guy puts his hand on James’ shoulder and James’ fury returns instantly. He forcibly slaps the guy’s hand away and snaps his head around to scowl at him.

“And now you’re not.” James seethes then turns back to Regulus completely disregarding the guy.

James slides his hand to the back of Regulus’ neck as Regulus wraps his arms around James’ waist.

“You’re late.” Regulus says, but there’s a hint of a smile.

“I’m sorry.” James tells him sheepishly.

Regulus narrows his eyes but then flicks them to the side to the guy that’s still standing there like a creep. Regulus smirks and raises a suggestive eyebrow before pushing up on his toes to kiss James.

Regulus immediately deepens the kiss and James’ hand slides into those beautiful, dark curls to pull Regulus even closer. And they both forget about the creepy guy.

They break the kiss, breathlessly staring at each other. “I guess you’re forgiven.” Regulus rolls his eyes fondly and leans in for another kiss.

[lulublack90]

Prompt 22 - Risky

@jegulus-microfic September 22, Word count 107

“Come on, Reg,” James hummed in his ear. “We won’t get caught,” Regulus moaned as James kissed his way down his neck. 

“No, James, it’s too risky,” But he didn’t sound too convinced. 

“Please,” James pleaded again, sucking a little bruise into Regulus’s delicate skin.

“Ugh, fine,” Regulus conceded, and James stepped back from where he had him pressed against the wall in the alcove behind the one-eyed witch. 

“Brilliant,” He beamed, “Dissendium,” He chanted as he tapped the statue with his wand and bundled his boyfriend into the secret passageway so they could join the rest of the Marauders for a night at the Hog’s Head.

[geo-rosey]

Reading Romeo and Juliet in class:

Juiiet: Romeo, doff thy name, And, for thy name, which is no part of thee, take all myself.

*Everyone trying desperately to understand what she's saying*

Me, in the back: awww, they're so Jegulus coded

[calamitoustide]

thinking about best friends to lovers jegulus once again and! regulus was always really affectionate when he was little he always reached for comfort. whenever james was around regulus would run over to hug him. whenever they sat next to each other regulus head was on his shoulder. and whenever they walked regulus was the first one to reach out for his hand to swing them between them. at a certain point he started to close himself off when he started believing he didn’t deserve that comfort but he always kept up his habit with james until one day when that stopped too.

james thought regulus was mad at him at first but when he realized what happened he decided that he would be the one to initiate those kinda things. whenever he would see regulus walking down the hallway he’d run over and kiss him on the cheek… every single time. no matter how much regulus rolled his eyes or pushed him away (he didn’t try very hard at it) james would come back and he’d have to find different ways to actually accomplish his goal. (this was only made worse when they actually started dating james couldn’t be stopped). james was also the one to lean his head on regulus’ shoulder now when they sat next to each other and the one who initiated every hug of theirs. regulus tried to act like it annoyed him but he was always the one who let go last

[swiftlyfallingforthemoon]

„You ship Jegulus? Just say that you hate women.“

No. You misunderstood. I love women. It’s straight men I don’t like.

[ezkel]

regulus black

Sirius Black

Peter Pettigrew

Barty Crouch jr

Remus Lupin

James Potter and Lily Evans

[chasemywishes]

James and his incredible methods of trying to get Regulus to have sex with him at the backseat of their car

[honora-antares]

EXCUSE ME!?!?

"Jayvik is SO Jegulus coded"

I'm sorry!?????

I dont know whether to laugh out my frustration or just kick a damn bowling ball because in WHAT UNIVERSE IS VIKTOR REGULUS CODED!?!?!?