#remus transformation

[managone16]

Sirius: Prongs...I need to tell you something... James: ...Sure what's up. Sirius: Truth is, I'm cheating on you!! James, fake gasping: Oh Pads!! Why? How could you?! Who is the one to steal my betrothed? Sirius: It's Moony and I'm so sorry, the love of my life! James, grinning, turning to Remus: Oh Moony, how could you! I trusted you! Remus, rolling his eyes: Should I tell your betrothed about you cheating on him with his brother? Sirius: Oh Moony-wait what?! James: Moony! I-fuck- Sirius: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER-

[xxshadowcasterxx]

Sanders Sides but their Emotions affect their Forms and stuff and so at some point they're all just falling apart and it's very clear

Roman is so scared of that "Perfect Heroic Mask" he wears cracking and revealing just how insecure he is and how weak he feels after SvS Redux, that one day he wakes up and there's cracks in his face and arms that resemble peeling paint.

Virgil is terrified of being perceived as scary and unwanted and dangerous after he admits to being a Dark Side to Thomas, and one day he realizes he has fangs because he feels like he's a Monster.

Logan feels so unseen and ignored by the others, especially after his outburst in the "Orange Incident" (and it not even working) that one day he becomes invisible and inaudible to all of the other sides.

Janus feels like Thomas and the others will never actually listen to his point of view if it's him speaking without using another person's tactics, and then he suddenly can't control when he changes form or who he looks like, but all he knows is that he change back into himself.

Patton feels so bad about trying so hard to be in the driver's seat and feels like he only gets in the way of the others and Thomas, so he suddenly begins growing in size in response.

Remus, meanwhile, is getting tired of all of his contributions getting shot down no matter the context, and so he begins to sporadically shrink because he feels undervalued.

At some point, it takes all of them reflecting on how they feel and actually communicating with each other for them to return to normal, and altogether move forward with new perspectives and a new understanding of each other.

[lulublack90]

Prompt 21 - Skele-Gro

@wolfstarmicrofic April 21, word count 546

“Oww, oww, oww!” Remus screamed as the transformation finally finished. He tried to move and wished he hadn’t. Something was very wrong with his hip. “Sirius,” he gritted out. 

“I’m here, I’m here,” Sirius was suddenly at his side, holding his hand. 

“Hip,” he spat from between his teeth. Sirius’s fingers brushed gently against his left hip and then the right. Remus screamed so harshly that his voice cut out. 

“Just, oh shit, Moony. I don’t know what to do!” Sirius’s hands flailed uselessly above Remus’s body. 

“Marlene,” he managed to gasp before the black dots that had been playing around the edge of his vision blocked everything out, and he passed out. 

He woke up in his and Sirius’s bed back at their cottage. He tried to sit up, but something was keeping him from moving at all. 

“Oh, hello,” Marlene beamed down at him as she unscrewed the cap off an odd-looking bottle. Remus squinted and groaned. He knew that bottle. “Open up,” Marlene ordered, and he dutifully obeyed. 

Skele-Gro really was awful stuff. It tasted like grass clippings mixed with what he imagined the underside of a slug tasted like, and went down like a lit cigarette. 

He coughed as the putrid mixture burned its way down into his stomach. 

“Hip?” he asked. 

“Hip,” Marlene nodded. “I had to remove your entire femur. It was shattered beyond repair.” 

“Thank you, Marlene,” he told her. 

“Don’t mention it. Seriously, don’t mention it. I was never here, and I certainly didn’t perform an operation or dose you with Skele-Gro.” Marlene was very almost a full-blown healer for St Mungo’s. Only one exam away. She most certainly wasn’t supposed to be doing what she was doing. But Marlene had always had a soft spot for Remus, and knowing about his furry little problem made her his go-to medical professional. 

Sirius came in a few minutes later and settled himself in the chair beside the bed. 

“Do not touch him,” Marlene warned. “Not even his hands. Leave him alone, or you might muck up the regrowth.” Sirius sat on his hands. Marlene narrowed her eyes at him. “Do I need to get Lily over here?” Remus flicked his eyes over to Sirius, and Sirius looked at him. In unison, they said, “Yes.” Marlene shook her head at them and went to go floo Lily. 

“How are you feeling?” Sirius asked, leaning closer to Remus. 

“Like I rolled down a fucking gorge as I was in the middle of a transformation,”

“I’m so sorry, Remus. I tried to stop you, but you were still changing, and nothing worked.” Sirius sounded so defeated. 

“It’s not your fault. Besides, Marlene is fixing me. I’ll be good as new this time tomorrow,” he said, trying to cheer Sirius up. 

“I love you,” Sirius told him, his hand coming up to rest on Remus’s. 

“Sirius Orion Black, step away from the patient!” Lily barked at him, sending him stumbling backwards. 

“Oh yeah, Lily was definitely a good choice,” Marlene huffed, her hands on her hips as she looked sternly at Sirius. 

“Sorry,” Sirius grimaced and sat on the window seat so he wasn’t tempted to touch Remus again. Remus already missed his touch. This was going to be a very hard day. 

[tyriq-edits]

The War God and the Priest

A Megop Roman Mythology AU

Amulius drove out King Numitor and made Rhea Silvia, daughter of the aforesaid Numitor, a priestess of Vesta, so that she might remain a virgin. For he stood in dread of an oracle which declared that he should be slain by the grand-children of Numitor. But she, while drawing water in Mars' grove, received the war god’s attention.

CW: Mechpreg

Not beta-read.

"Sentinel, stop!" Orion begged, as he was being dragged out of the safety of Prima Prime's temple. His digits clawed in vain against the navy blue mech's merciless grip on his wrist. In fact Sentinel's grasp only seemed to tighten further. Orion was certain that by now the ruler of Iacon's servoprint had left a nasty mark on his wrist.

"Sentinel please! I can explain!" Orion beseeched, staring up at the mech he used to call his family with pleading optics. But his gaze was met with Sentinel snarling at him, his face scrunching up at the sight of Orion as if he had just found garbage stuck to the bottom of his pedes. And yet Orion could have sworn that he made out a small gleeful glint in Sentinel's optics. Almost as if Sentinel had been anticipating this very moment.

"Silence!" The acting magnus barked at the young priest as he kept dragging Orion behind him "And that's Sentinel Magnus to you!"

Before Orion even realised it Sentinel had thrown him heartlessly onto cold marble ground, knocking the wind out of Orion's pipes. The virgin of Prima laid there for a few klicks, sprawled out on the pristine white tiles, one arm wrapped around his stomach. As Orion dared to finally look up, he discovered where Sentinel had taken him.

He found himself on top of the rostra of the forum iaconum. A large platform in the middle of the city's busiest district. A stage usually reserved for political speeches, grand announcements from the acting magnus and... for public trials and executions.

Orion froze like a mecha-deer in headlights when he was met with the optics of hundreds -near thousands- of Iacon's citizens gawking up at the priest. They whispered amongst each other in hushed voices, yet the way some of them pointed their digits up at the stage, there was no denying who the topic of their discussions was.

"Citizens of Iacon!" Sentinel's booming voice echoed across the forum from behind Orion "We have gathered here today because this", Sentinel accentuated the last word by giving Orion a firm kick against the helm, making the priest tumble back down, his cheek smacking onto the rostra's marble tiles "Virgin of Prima Prime brought disgrace upon us all by breaking his sacred vows."

Gasps rang out all across the forum, the whispering amongst the people growing distinctively louder and more intense.

"That's right my dearest subjects!" Sentinel continued "He broke his vows of celibacy! And I assure you, these are not mere baseless accusations! For the evidence of his crime is undeniable." Sentinel raised an arm and pointed his digit directly at Orion's belly "He is carrying! Not only did he seduce some random mech out on the streets, straying his devotion away from the god he swore eternal loyalty to, to chase earthly pleasures! No he went as far as to get himself sparked! Beloved people of Iacon, I believe each and every single one of you knows the punishement reserved for a virgin of Prima who sullies the halls of Prima's temple and brings shame upon us all by breaking his sacred vow!"

Orion swallowed, his arms slinging further around his stomach. Brazing himself for the final verdict.

"Execution!" Sentinel and the spectators below chimed in a harmonious chorus.

"You are making a terrible mistake, Sentinel." Orion hissed through gritted dentae, as he tried to get back up on his pedes. His attempted was brutally halted however by Sentinel by kicking the priest with full force, pushing Orion flat on his back and holding him in place by putting his own pede on top of the blue priest's chassis. Making sure to put his entire body weight into it. Sentinel smirked, drowning in the buzz his own self confidence like alcohol.

"Funny coming from you, the one who actually comitted a grave mistake by letting himself get sparked, like a floozy instead of simply upholding his vows." Sentinel emphasised his point by rubbing his pede against Orion's chest, the screeching of metal rubbing against metal penetrating the priest's audials.

"Usually a virgin of Prima found guilty of your crimes would be burried alive and left to rot from starvation and lack of energon. But given I used to serve your sire Ultra Magnus before his tragic departure from this world, I will offer you a deal." Sentinel declared, leaning over Orion like a tombstone. The priest whinced as the pressure on his chassis started to become unbearable, his servos trying to get the new magnus' pede off of him. "I will make sure your death is quick and... mostly painless. If you tell me who your sparkling's sire is. Oh wait- Sparklings! You are expecting twins if I recall correctly?"

Orion punched his fists against Sentinel's ankle like a smith's hammer hitting an hot iron, in attempt to get the ruler of Iacon off of him, but to no avail.

"Get! Fragged!" was the only answer he offered, accentuating each syllable with another punch to Sentinel's heel. The acting magnus was hardly impressed by it. "You'll! Find! Out! Soon! Enough!"

"Uuuhhh I am shivering in fear!" Sentinel mocked "Do you really think whatever quick fling you had would come swooping in to save a hussy like you? You were probably just the easiest lay he could find. I feel almost sorry for you, Orion. Almost."

Suddenly Orion heard the telltale sound of Sentinel unsheating his Primax-blade. The priest's helm turned side wise and he came face to face with his own reflection gazing back at him from Sentinel's double bladed sword. Instantly Orion seized his punching and his frame became limp, his optics -shot wide open- still fixated on his own reflection. The severity of the situation finally dawned on him...

He might truly rejoin the allspark today.

"But you've convinced me to make your execution quick, nontheless." Sentinel snickered "Albeit it's just so you finally shut up and leave my pede alone." He put the tip of his blade underneath Orion's chin, forcing the priest to look up at him and look Sentinel in the optics.

"Give Ultra Magnus my regards when you meet him in the well of allspark." Sentinel uttered, just loud enough that only the two of them could hear it.

The navy mech grabbed his primax blade with both servos and raised it high above his helm. The blinding midday sun relfecting on it, the blade ready to come down on Orion at any moment like Primus' very own sword of judgement.

Orion squeezed his optics shut tight, readying himself for the blade to strike down and cut his helm clean off his shoulders.

Instead all that followed was the loud bang of a fusion canon, accompanied by the sound of a iron clattering against rostra's marble tiles and the screams of terror from the onlookers below.

Orion's optics came back online, he spotted Sentinel's sword laying at the far end of the stage, as if it had been tossed aside halp-hazardly.

Orion's gaze wandered upwards to the acting Magnus. Sentinel's optics were blown wide open to the size of saucers, his entire frame shaking as he pointed a trembling digit in front of him.

"Me-Me... Me-Me" Sentinel attempted to speak, but his voice box was clearly having none of it.

"L-Lord Megatron!" Sentinel finally managed to push out, before falling to his knees. Wether it was out of curtosy of coming face to face with the war god in the frame, or out of pure fear, Orion could not tell. And frankly he did not really care either way. Instead Orion took the opportunity to scramble back onto his own pedes, now that Sentinel was no longer weighing him down.

"Told you, you'd find out soon enough who the sire is.", Orion retorted cheekly, as he skipped over to the war god's side.

The grey mech instantly wrapped one arm around Orion, pulling the carrier of his sparklings close against his frame, while keeping the fusion cannon pointed straight at Sentinel with his other arm.

"Now tell me who you think you are that you can just snuff out the spark of my childrens' carrier?" Megatron asked, his voice low yet sharp enough to cut glass. His firey red optics stared down at the cowering magnus in front of him, a rage ready to burn down all of Iacon barely contained behind them "And then give a singular good reason to not cut you down right where you stand?"

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So as the synopsis and kinda shitty One Shot may or may not have made it clear: this AU is based on the story of Romulus and Remus’ parents: Mars, the god of war and the vestal virgin Rhea Silvia. From Roman Mythology.

In this AU Orion is the son of Ultra Magnus, the ruler of the city of Iacon. But one day Ultra Magnus gets assassinated in the middle of the night. So his second in command Senitinel takes over as acting Magnus. Sentinel then orders Orion to join the priesthood known as the Virgins of Prima (this AU's version of the Vestal Virgins), claiming that as long as Ultra Magnus's assassin is loose Orion is unsafe. So he must live in isolation with the priesthood until his sire's killer has been found and brought to justice.

But what Orion does not know is that Sentinel himself is the one behind his father's mysterious death and the only reason Sentinel forced him to become a virgin of Prima was to evade a certain oracle. An oracle that foretold that he would find his demise at the hands of the grandchildren of Ultra Magnus. So by putting Orion in the hands of the priesthood those grandsparklings could of course never be conceived. And even if they did, Orion would be executed for breaking his sacred vows before the bitties could be born. It was meant to be fool proof plan.

But of course Sentinel did not calculate in the chance that Megatron, the god of war himself, would be a factor in this equation.

So after being with the priesthood for several months (and let's be honest, it's Orion, so probably hating it) Orion is sent out to fetch some energon. So Orion tries to gather some energon from a natural spring in the woods surrounding Iacon.

But unfortunately that grove belonged to non other then Megatron who promptly appears behind the young priest and strikes up conversation with him. Megatron does not instantly reveal himself to be the war god, but instead pretends to be a gladiator named D-16.

The two of them start meeting in secret within the grove regularly and eventually fall in love.

I do not know how or when Orion would find out that D-16 is actually the war god Megatron but the fact of the matter is Orion ends up breaking his vow of celibacy and gets sparked by Megatron, leading to the scene you just read above.

I did not want this One shot to go on for too long so I ended it where it did. But that whole scene would end with Megatron being (somehow) convinced by Orion to let Sentinel live, judgement shall find him soon enough. And Megatron essentially just picking Orion up bridal style and carrying him off to Olympus where they can then raise their sparklings.

Eventually their twin sons Cliffjumper and Bumblebee are born and when they come of age they finally fulfill that prophecy and bring forth Sentinel's downfall.

Unlike the myth of Romulus and Remus however there is no fratricide involved simply cuz 1) It does not fit their personalities 2) There is no "fouding of rome" in this story that would lead up to it.

But yeah I hope you enjoyed this half baked idea. If you have any suggestions or ideas for this AU let me know! I'd love to hear it. Or maybe write your own version if my poor attempt at this inspired you in any way.

[up-to-some-good]

Habits

A bit of a silly one today, but the idea occurred to me and made me laugh, so here's this. Written for @wolfstarmicrofic - stretch. (440 words)

It was their first day back home together in a month. Sirius had been away, looking for a horcrux with Regulus, and Remus had been staying with the Potters while he recovered from a rough full moon.

But Sirius was back now. He had gone over for dinner with the Potters after he delivered the horcrux to Dumbledore. They had stepped into the fireplace together afterwards and stepped into their living room with the first deep breath in a month.

That was an hour ago. Since then, Remus had curled up in his favourite armchair with a book and a cup of tea. Sirius had taken a shower and unpacked his backpack before transforming into Padfoot and taking a nap by his partner's feet.

It was standard routine when Sirius came back from the horcrux missions. He loved the work, it was challenging and intense and thrilling, but it was also incredibly hard on his mind, so he liked to spend some time in his dog brain afterwards to settle down again.

Remus didn't mind. He liked just having Sirius home, safe and sound. He'd sit quietly and read until Sirius was a man again, and then they'd go to bed together, and tomorrow they would talk everything out.

After a while, Padfoot woke up, standing and then leaning down to unkink his back.

"Big stretch," Remus said in a high-pitched voice, barely noticing what he was doing until it was done.

Padfiot froze and transformed back into Sirius, staring at Remus, who was just as surprised.

"I..." Remus started. "I guess I picked up the habit from Lily. She does that any time Otis stretches, or any of the cats, really, and I must've started doing it too..."

He kept babbling for a while, something about cats and dogs being alarmingly similar, until Sirius interrupted when he burst out laughing. After a moment, Remus joined him with his own giggles.

"I'm sorry, Pads," he said when they calmed down. "I'm tired, is all, and it's a habit."

"No need for apologies, love," his partner responded. "Just not used to hearing your dog-voice. Merlin knows I'd do the same to Moony if I could."

He leaned down and pressed a kiss to Remus's cheek.

"Bed time, I think," he continued, pulling Remus up and kissing him gently.

Remus smiled into the kiss before Sirius pulled away and started towards their bedroom. He reached his arms up, stretching his back and hearing a few clicks after sitting for so long.

As he started to follow Sirius, he heard his partner calling from the bedroom and started to laugh again.

"Biiiiig stretch!"

[alwayshinny]

Hinny 💍 - The One With No Voldy and Where Everyone Lives

AU, where Harry happens to hear a conversation between his grandfather, Fleamont Potter, and his father, James. Fleamont, who has been looking weaker by the day, tells his son he knows his and Euphemia's time is coming to an end, and his only regret is not being able to witness Harry grow up and get married. This bothers Harry, and while on a playdate at the Burrow, he confides in Ginny, who responds as if it were the most obvious solution: "Then let's get married."

They persuade their families to arrange a gathering, and they con the Weasley brothers into decorating the backyard. Ron stands by Harry's side as his best man, while Luna is Ginny's bridesmaid. All it took was one look from Harry and Ginny to convince Sirius to turn into Padfoot to be their ring bearer/flower girl; his outfit consisted of a bowtie and a tutu (James, Remus, Gideon, and Fabian nearly fell off their chairs laughing so hard).

They made each other's wedding rings. Harry's ring was made from the metal from his grandma's old Auror badge (which Euphemia gave to her willingly) and the very first snitch he caught for the first time and gifted to her. Ginny convinced Fabian and Gideon to transform into a ring. Ginny's ring was made of her favorite green bubble gum (that was suspiciously similar to Harry's eye color) and twigs of their broomsticks as the band, which Harry convinced his dad and Sirius to smooth out and place an unbreakable charm on with an auto-replenishing charm on the bubble gum.

They both dressed themselves for the occasion, and Harry asked his mom and godmother Marlene to help him pick flowers for Ginny's bouquet. He smelled each one and was very picky persistent it had to smell like Ginny's hair. It took Harry HOURS until he was finally satisfied with the arrangement. Molly volunteered to make their wedding cake, and a few days before the wedding, Ginny told her dad in a very grown-up tone to wear a bowtie because he was walking her down the aisle on Sunday. Hinny asked Hagrid to marry them, and when it was time to kiss the bride, Harry was just about to protest/lecture Hagrid about how he should have asked Ginny for her consent instead of giving him permission "to kiss the bride" (the boy was Lily Potter's son and a true feminist at heart), when Ginny pulled Harry down and gave Harry a big kiss on the lips. The kid was frozen for a solid minute and then couldn't stop smiling as he followed his 'wife' around all day.

They made Fleamont and Euphemia's wishes come true.

Then, 16 years later, they got married again.

[randommmthoughts]

Really really random but

When does a werewolf start transforming?

Because sometimes the full moon is up at 16:00 already, does he change then? Or only when the sun is fully down? Or is the transformation during the sunset?

[honeybee-tsari]

Are you a type that don't cum too fast ? , DM me now I will really make you cum so hard till uncomfortable Cumming

[forg1313]

It was happening again. Sometimes I would pray that it wasn’t going to happen, that I wont hear my bones snap and crunch. Every crack pierces my ears because I know that I’m loosing my mind. It’s always the body first, once I’m in it my head is taken over. I’m still there, well I’m not really, but I’m there trying to fight it. Atleast I hope I am. Tonight was different though, because right before I was about to transform caught the sight of a certain greasy haired boy, who shouldn’t be here. I tried, I did I really tried to tell him to run, to get out. I shouted, I screamed, but he wouldn’t go. Then again I don’t entirely Remeber if the shouting was at him or because my body was stretching and morphing and cracking into something it shouldn’t be. I don’t know if I hurt him, but I know that I hurt myself much more than usual. He wasn’t there when I woke up. For the first time in my life I hoped that Severus snap was alive and well, that he wasn’t hurt. That it’s all some asshole prank that James, Sirius and Peter did on me. Please let it be just a prank, please.

[kaaaaaaarf]

Instead of a werewolf, on the full moon Remus turns into the most terrifying thing of all—his hatefuck series self.

[safeplacesnupin]

A dark transformation piece. The wolf ripping through the man. A werewolf's transformation is never easy. Remus' especially so.

I'm not overly thrilled with the gif version so I added the first and last frames. This is the first time since leaving Adobe that I miss it :( Anyone have good alternatives for making *gifs*? Because I love my painting program but it doesn't do gifs.

[cunning-and-cool]

if you don't write a wolfstar reunion and they are not calling each other beautiful, then what are you even doing?

[chimuelo2005-blog]

AU where Sirius didn't go to Azkaban, so he gets to help Remus during the full moon pt 2.

*warning: mentions of body transformation, werewolf shifting, dizziness, nausea, etc.*

The wolf paced the room, claws scraping against the floorboards, muscles twitching under the bristling fur. The beast wanted to hunt, wanted to run, but Sirius… Sirius kept him tethered, like he always did. Hours passed like this. The moon rose higher, casting its full light through the window. The wolf prowled, restless but contained, as Sirius watched, never moving from his spot, keeping a careful eye on every movement, every growl. He was used to this — used to the way Remus transformed into something monstrous, but never losing that connection between them. He was patient. Always so damn patient.

As the night dragged on and the moon began its descent, the wolf’s energy ebbed. Slowly, agonizingly, Remus’ body started to shift back. Bones cracked and shortened, fur receded, and claws shrank into fingernails once more. When it was finally over, Remus laid trembling on the floor, his chest rising and falling in shallow breaths. His skin was pale, slick with sweat, and every inch of his body throbbed with the after effects of the transformation. He felt like he’d been ripped apart and put back together wrong. Sirius moved instantly, scooping Remus up into his arms as gently as he could, holding him close, supporting his weight as Remus sagged against him, too weak to hold himself upright. His muscles screamed in protest, but he let out a long, shaky breath, the nausea and dizziness still there, but dull now in comparison to the sheer exhaustion. “Shh, I’ve got you,” Sirius murmured, one hand threading through Remus’ damp hair, the other rubbing soothing circles on his back.

“It’s alright now. You’re alright.” Remus clung to him, his fingers gripping weakly at the fabric of Sirius’ shirt, his face buried in the crook of Sirius’ neck. He felt so fragile after a transformation, like his body was made of glass that could shatter at any moment. But Sirius was always there, holding him together. “I hate this,” Remus muttered, his voice hoarse, broken. “Every time…” Sirius pressed a soft kiss to his temple, his breath warm against Remus’ skin. “I know. But you don’t have to do it alone.” Remus leaned into the touch, his body sore and shaking, but his heart steadying in Sirius’ arms. He let out a shaky sigh, feeling Sirius’ hands running soothingly down his back, the familiar warmth of his presence soothing the raw edges of his mind. “Thank you,” Remus whispered, his voice barely audible, too drained to say more. Sirius smiled against his skin, holding him just a little bit tighter. “Always, love. Always.”

[lulublack90]

Prompt 4 - Muscle

@wolfstarmicrofic March 4, word count 200

Remus hated this bit more than another part of the transformation. Every single muscle in his body tore and reformed. Some shrunk, some elongated and some stayed almost the same. But no matter what, his body was filled with pain. 

Padfoot came over and nuzzled his nose into Remus’s cheek. Remus reached out and wrapped an arm around the giant dog, hugging it close. He was nearly back in his own body. 

Once he’d stopped screaming and his body had settled down, Padfoot moved as close to him as possible, using his soft fur and heat to keep Remus warm. 

“I love you,” he croaked in a hoarse voice as he clung to Padfoot. He hated that Sirius had to do this for him, but he was so grateful that he did. The dog didn’t respond, but he did give Remus’s cheek a quick lick. 

They lay there for a while before Remus recovered enough to move; that’s when Sirius transformed, and he apparated them home. As Remus slid into their comfy bed, he made a mental note to get Sirius something nice to say thank you for everything he did for Remus on the worst nights of his life. 

[tyriq-edits]

No one:

Absolutely fucking no one:

My folklore obsessed brain at 4 am: Hey so you know the roman Myth of Romulus and Remus? What about a Megop AU with Megatron as Mars/Ares, Orion Pax as Rhea Silvia and Bumblebee and Cliffjumper as Romulus and Remus?

[princelysnape]

What would happen if you sent a werewolf to the moon?

a) They turn only if they happen to be on the side of the moon facing the sun and thus reflecting light.

b) Touching the actual moon turn them into a permanent werewolf.

c) They remain human. Transformation only happens on earth.

d) Werewolves don't transform by moonlight, and it still depends on whether it's a full moon on the earth or not.

e) They die. The oxygen tank ran out :(

– Hagrid's conception anon ☕️

damn, not you again lmao. wait, is there a wrong answer here? i don't want to answer wrong

so, what would happen?

well, i thought long and hard about this and i reached the following conclusions: no, they wouldn't necessarily transform into a werewolf because... first of all, i presume you're talking about the werewolves in the harry potter universe? if so, we already have a lot to work with here

werewolves are dark creatures who, while human, were infected with lycanthropy—referred to as werewolfry by some intellectuals—through a bite, right? they were bitten by another werewolf in their wolf form during the full moon. but where do werewolves come from anyway? it's not a blood malediction, but it's a cursed condition and existence. some people speculate that lycanthropy is a curse that got placed on some poor fool and eventually spread out across the globe. so it's not a biological thing, yes? werewolves didn't evolve from another species. there's no dinosaur-to-chicken pipeline. it's a magical phenomenon, therefore it has magical explanations

so why the full moon then, you may wonder. well, as we know, the moon goes through eight phases with a full cycle lasting approximately 29.5 earth days

if we're going by the theory that werewolfry is a curse that uses the moon as a reference, then it's also fair to suggest that, actually, the moon doesn’t have anything to do with it at all. or better, it does, but only in the sense that the full moon is used as a reference to the curse being reset. does that make sense? if one has to be infected with lycanthropy by a werewolf on the full moon, then in 29.5 days' time, they'll be a werewolf themselves

also, it's not the sight of the moon that makes the transformation occur. because what would that even mean? if a werewolf didn't look at the moon nothing would happen? no, that's too fucking easy. there's a time limit attached to the curse and it follows the phases of the moon. that's why they wouldn't transform on any random night and why they wouldn't transform if sent to outer space

i guess the answer is d) then?

a) is too ridiculous to consider, too specific, and doesn't explain why the transformation doesn't just happen every other night. b) also doesn't make sense unless the moon is some special entity controlling a magical condition from light-years away from earth. c) is unlikely, but it's plausible enough. i mean, i guess the curse could be attached to earth's ground, but i don't think so? it requires further testing. e) is just too much incompetency. if you're going to send a fucking werewolf to the moon, i should hope you at least know what you're doing

so yeah, i think it's d)