#ride 738

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 738: Towards to scorching hot stage!!

Pag 1

The climax of the training camp arc!!

Pag 2

The incandescent battle is starting!!

Sohoku, towards the Inter High!!

Pag 3

4: It's so hot

It's so hot suddenly!!

I can't do this anymore, I'll take a two hours break

I'm your buddy, so I'l also take a two hours break!!

5: The weather on the third day of training camp....

Pag 4

1: is scorching hot

Pag 5

3: Kakaka it's pouring out!!

Pouring out!!

5: Sweat!!

Pag 6

1: Finding shade and running like this seriously exhausts our stamina!!

2: Yeah!!

5: Murakamii!!

Pag 7

1: Yessir!

3: Thanks!!

Thank you!!

Pag 8

1: Kaa....!! Cold water feels so good...!!

Hyaaa.... it works..!!

2: The standard spots to pour water on yourself are face, head, and back, Onoda-kun

Putting it in yous stomach also feels so good, but

3: In one shot you'll upset your stomach and then a toilet hell will await you

O-okay!! Scary...

4: Alright, we're refreshed!! Let's raise the pace again, Onoda-kun!!

Okay!!

Pag 9

1: Naruko-san....

3: Incredible... the senpais aren't taking a break and keep running

Despite how hot it is...

4: By the way, have you noticed?

Huh?

Their jerseys

5: Since this training camp started, the senpais

6: have been wearing long-sleeved jerseys

Pag 10

1: Why!? Ah! It's true, Imaizumi-san... and Kaburagi-san too

They should just take it off, since it's so hot

2: Is it a way of training?

Like carrying a burden to power up?

A heavy burden

3: I'm sorry... my left knee hurts

Is that so?

4: I was overly optimistic... I thought that if I did a good job.... and succeed in this training camp, then I'd be one of the six members

But....

5: To overcome everything and keep fighting, you need physical preparation

6: Just being cunning won't open the way

7: I understand, I accept your retiring

But

Pag 11

1: You'll work behind the scenes for the last two days

There's a lot of work to do behind the scenes, and this time you'll do it with all your strength!!

3: If you want to become stronger, you have to study and watch other run, too

Observe, discover. There are things you can only discover when you're not pedaling

4: Not a single second is a moment you can't learn!!

5: It might be the first time I meet such an intense senpai...

“Learn”.... Naruko-san....

6: I want to become stronger, I'll do my best

Let's add ice

7: The jerseys have a meaning too, I'm sure

It's not just a careless burden

Pag 12

1: There's something!!

Human bodis have the ability to adapt

2: From spring to summer

3: From autumn to winter, we meet seasonal changes and adapt

We do it two times a year

4: The body naturally creates its own system to face the hot and cold according to the climate

5: Just like during summer the leaves grow green and thickly

6: While during winter the leaves fall

7: You can't see it with your eyes, bt our skin, bones, sweat glands, and muscles, go through dramatic changes

Pag 13

1: The proof is that, during summer, 10° are so cold you feel like freezing, but during winter it feels warm

2: To force that adaptation faster, that's the meaning of these long-sleeved jerseys!!

3: Adapting takes time. So we're adapting to heat earlier to prepare for the summer Inter High!! Our bodies too!!

4: Yeah!!

5: After all, this year's summer is gonna be our third Inter High!!

Pag 16

3: Kyushu, Kumamoto Prefecture, Mount Aso

Pag 17

1: Do you know? A long time ago.... they say that here, as far as your eyes could see, there was a hugh volcano surrounding this scenery

2: Huh, really?

When humans still hunted with stone tools

3: There were four big explosions and the mountain collapsed in the magma pit

4: With a diameter of 25km, it's the largest caldera in the world.... and it made this outer rim of the crater

So, the cities, roads, and fields we can see from here, inside the muntain?

Yeah

Pag 18

1: I can feel it, somehow....

The breath of the earth

2: With my whole body... yon!!

3: Fou!! Really!? I can only see this huge scenery....

!! No, I can feel it...!! Fou

Pag 19

1: This splendid scenery and steep slopes

2: This magnificent nature

3: An unpaved side road that appears from time to time

4: We came to.... inspect the race's course

5: and chose a “road bike”, but

6: Ah!! I get it!! I was thinking about it now!!

7: I wish we had bought our “mountain bikes”, yon!!

Fou!!

There's so many roads that make me want to run!!

I totally get that!!

Pag 20

1: Our third and last Inter High will be in the scorching hot Kyushu!! In the “land of fire”, Kumamoto

2: Mount Aso

Pag 21

1: will be our stage!!

Pag 22

1: It's gonna be a hot one, this Inter High!!

2: It's burning up

3: Our final last stage

Pag 23

1: Red like magma!!

2: Challenge!! The last Inter High!!

Yes!!

Yeah!!

Pag 24

2: At CSP, Sohoku High School racing team's training camp is 3 / 4 done

Everyone is riding at their buddy's pace

3: Many of the first and second years retired, but even so, the third day ended without any incident

4: Currently, there are 8 people in the top ranking who could be chosen as Inter High members

There's only the last day

5: The fourth day

[delusionalwriter02]

heyyyaaaa sooooo

i'm kinda dating the entire bsd main cast except fukuchi, fukuzawa, mori, lemon explosives guy, natsume and the minors.

but anyway, i am OBSESSED with ur insta as ... gf thing like i have not had such a good giggle (to be COMEPLETLY honest i was rolling, kicking, screaming in my pillow, trying to hide my giggles but failing miserably and ma,ing a very ugly face)... but let's not get into that! 😅

so my point is can you pretty please 🥺 do a pt 3 for fedya and pt 2 for kolya?

mainly fyodor tho cuz he's kinda sorta very much my husband 🥰🥰🥰 cuz i'm a s.i.m.p and cuz i said so.

only if wanna that is!

Insta as Fyodor's GF p.3

a/n : DEAR I LOVE YOU ??? you're SO adorable and how can I say no ???? (i'm sure you're BEAUTIFUL), hope you'll like it!! <3

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Yn_theoneandonly : and if you're still breathing you're the lucky one

Golgot : guess I'm lucky ??

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : you can't appreciate art

↳ Golgot : I appreciate what I understand

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : oooh I understand now

↳ Golgot : what ?

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : why you're so bitter about everything

↳ Golgot : I'm not bitter ???

↳ Fyofyo : Oh you so are

↳ Atsushiii : agree

↳ Golgot : fuck off Atsushi go annoy someone else

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : @.Akutagawa come get your man

Yosanurgirl : omg babe the photo is SPLENDID

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : I KNOW Sigma is great at thirdwheeling

↳ Yosanurgirl : oh poor man

<3 liked by Sig_ma, Gintonic and 395 others.

Yn_theoneandonly : money, money, money

Yosanurgirl : must be funny

↳ Gintonic : in the rich man worlllllllddddd

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : that's why I love you

↳ Sig_ma : why man ?

↳ Gintonic : it's a song

↳ Sig_ma : Thank you

↳ Gintonic : you're welcome.... I guess

Fyofyo : Anything for you dearest

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : I LOVE you with my WHOLE heart

↳ Fyofyo : Me too angel

↳ Daze_i : sucker

↳ Fyofyo : Jealous ?

↳ Daze_i : I got a whole harem

↳ Fyofyo : Sure

↳ Daze_i : WDYM I DO HAVE AN HAREM

↳ Fyfoyo : Never said otherwise

↳ Chu_uya : Dazai please shut up

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Chuuuuuuuuuyyaaaa are you in this harem ?👀

↳ Chu_uya : NEVER

↳ Daze_i : of course he is

↳ Chu_uya : SHUT UP MORON

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Yn_theoneandonly : We're setting fire to our insides for fun @.Yosanurgirl

Daze_i : you're doing what.......?????

↳ Yosanurgirl : it's from a song too idiot

↳ Daze_i : it's about smoking ?

↳ Yosanurgirl : it can

↳ Daze_i : omg stop being so mysterious

↳ Yosanurgirl : i'm not it's up to you

Ranthebestpo : YOSANO YOU BETTER COME AT THE AGENCY RN

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : talk better to my girl

↳ Ranthebestpo : stay out of it

↳ Fyofyo : Watch your mouth

↳ Ranthebestpo : watch yours

↳ Fyofyo : Excuse me ?

↳ Yosanurgirl : OKAY STOP IT RN

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Yn_theoneandonly : you were riding your bike to the sound of it's no big deal

Gintonic : don't ask me why but i'm in love with this photo, it's calming

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : it's EXACTLY how I felt, no sound, just us

↳ Gintonic : that's the sweetest thing i've heard in a while

↳ Yosanurgirl : @.Fyofyo break up with her, I take over

↳ Fyofyo : In your dreams

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : YOSANO CMON

↳ Yosanurgirl : a wise man said one day "just because there's a keeper doesn't mean you can't score"

↳ Gintonic : gross

↳ Yosanurgirl : *wise

Golgot : Fyodor me too I can take you on ride

↳ Fyofyo : On my dead body

↳ Golgot : FUCK IT EVEN IN DEATH YOU WON'T DATE ME ???

↳ Fyofyo : I swear on everything I care about, I will NEVER date you

↳ Yn_theonenandonly : that's my man

↳ Daze_i : why is everybody trying to date the other

↳ Chu_uya : delusional bitches

↳ Yosanurgirl : i'm gonna fucking kill you

↳ Daze_i : NO I SAID I WILL

<3 liked by Gintonic, Akutagawa and 438 others.

Yn_theoneandonly : my safe place @.Yosanurgirl @.Gintonic @.Fyofyo @.Kyôk_a

Kyôk_a : Thank you it was really fun

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : with pleasure

↳ Atsushiii : Kyôka it's great you're making friends outside the agency

↳ Ranthebestpo : Can't say it's a wise decision but it's your life

↳ Atsushiii : Ranpo please don't

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : wdym

↳ Ranthebestpo : nevermind

↳ Gintonic : better

Fyofyo : We should take Kyôka out more often

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : she's 14 love, I won't be taking her out everywhere

↳ Fyofyo : I know but like at the funfair, the beach, places where childs likes to go

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Are you having a baby fever ?

↳ Fyofyo : Maybe

↳ Yosanurgirl : OMG GIRL WHAT

Hey!!! Hope you liked it ? I'm trying to include Kyôka more because I love the character but she's a child soooooo I'm struggling a bit to write about her but anyway I hope it didn't seems to out of place

with love <3

[maltinonka]

Jason doesn't know - Eddie Munson x Reader

Pairing: Eddie Munson x female Reader

Word Count: 738

Summary: inspired by the song "Scottie doesn't know" by Lustra. Honestly had it stucked in my head for like an hour and the lightbulb switched itself on and a wicked idea came to life.

Warnings: reader is cheating on her boyfriend, shameless smut, cursing, risky sex in public places, mentions of blood, some type of boyfriend abuse I guess

Jason doesn't know that Y/N and me do it in my van every Sunday...

Eddie grunted, his hand gripping your thigh to spread your legs even further apart. His lips were all over your neck, kissing and slightly biting but not leaving a mark.

"Gosh, sweetheart you're so fucking tight... That stupid jock really doesn't know what a treasure he has right under his nose" you moaned loudly when he once again hit your g-spot. You were gripping onto the passenger seat of the van for your dear life.

...Y/N says she's out shopping but she's under me and I'm not stopping...

You grabbed Eddie's hair and dragged him close to your neck. The boy was grunting and moaning, pistoning himself into you and not planning to stop. You screamed when he hit that sweet spot and wrapped your legs around his hips to make him go even deeper.

"That's the spot, huh Sweetheart?" he traced sloppy wet kisses along your jawline moaning sweet compliments that turned you into the loud mush under him.

...Y/N's got him on the phone and she's trying not to moan...

"Y-yeah, I'm fine Jason you don't really have to come I don't want you to get sick." You bit your finger, stifling a loud moan. Eddie grinned from between your legs, his tongue rubbing circles around a bundle of nerves near your clit.

...it's a three-way call and he knows nothing...

"S-see you at school, babe!" you hang up and grabbed a fistful of Eddie's hair, pulling him down where you needed him more.

...the parking lot, why not? It's so cool when you're on top...

"You need to be quiet or someone's gonna find us" Eddie groaned and pushed his fingers into your mouth. You stifled a whine and started to suck on them. Your hips were moving up and down on his big cock, your hands gripping his shoulders to steady yourself while you were chasing your orgasm.

"You look perfect riding my dick like that." he slapped your ass and pushed his fingers deeper into your mouth to quiet down your sweet scream.

...Jason doesn't know...Jason's gotta know...I'm gonna tell Jason...Gonna tell him myself...

"You need to tell him you know?" Eddie rubbed your clit with his fingers, his other hand occupied with your breast as he kissed the skin behind your ear. "You have to tell him what a slut you are for the Freak." you whined and grind against his hand, searching for more friction.

"I-i can't... He will go nuclear..." you moaned Eddie's name when his fingers rubbed your entrance.

"I won't let him hurt you, Sweetheart." Eddie kissed your lips with a passion and silent promise.

...Jason has to... Jason has to... Jason has to go...

Eddie shouldn't have attacked Jason; he knew the jock was stronger than him but when he saw your purple bruise on cheek and cut on lower lip, he went feral. The boys from Hellfire club barely dragged him away from Jason.

"You touch her again and I will show you what a satanic ritual looks like! God dammit you even try to look towards her direction and I will murder you!" his hands and shirt were covered in blood, he had a black eye and probably broken ribs but Jason on the other hand was barely conscious, his nose broken, bruises all over his face and there was a black bruise forming on his eye.

By the time the teachers arrived on the field, you were sitting with Eddie on the picnic table in the forest, a first aid kit on your lap as you were tending to his hands.

"You are the most stupid boy I ever knew, Munson." you cleaned his knuckles and he winced.

"It stings."

"Good, maybe next time you will not fight with someone over stupid thing." he turned his head abruptly in disbelief.

"I can't believe you would say that! You are the most important thing Y/N! He hurt you, God I wish I killed him!" he tried to get up but you pulled him back down.

"Don't move you idiot, you have done enough." You kissed his lips softly. "And thank you for protecting me. I guess Jason knows about us know." You bandaged his hands while he kissed your neck.

"Wanna make out in front of his house?"

“Absolutely yes.” You grinned and he laughed pulling you in for a proper kiss.

*****

Thanks for reading, let me know what you think!

[stardustshelb]

"Strawberry" Part One

Word count: 6,749

Chapter One

“Are you sure you can’t drive me to the airport in the morning?” I asked Kenneth wearily. I knew he was reluctant to allow me to go to Nashville for Riley’s bachelorette weekend. He says he’s worried about my safety, but I know the truth is that he doesn’t want me to go out without him, especially with a group of girls.

He groaned, “I have to be at work by 8 a.m. and your flight leaves at noon. I’m not sure if you know how time works but–”

“My plane leaves at 2 p.m. I have to be there by noon,” I interjected before he finished his insult.

“Whatever. Either way, I can’t swing it. Just drive yourself or get one of your friends to give you a ride,” he said as he shut the bathroom door in my face.

He knows good and well that Riley and our other friends live hours away in other states. Everyone got out of this town the second we graduated college. Well, everyone except me. Kenneth took over his father’s business so I stayed behind too. I don’t resent him for it; I love my small town. I love that my family is no more than 15 minutes away in every direction. I love my job and my students. I love my  simple two-bedroom home where I spend most of my evenings alone with Sassy, my border collie. I love my comfortable life. But I hate that my best friend since middle school took a marketing job that required her to move 738 miles away from me.

Life sometimes gets lonely when your closest friends are your coworkers who are old enough to be your parents. Finding a teaching job in this small town was easy because I went to school here. My classroom is the same classroom I once sat in to learn 9th grade English; now I am on the other side of the desk.

When Riley asked me to be her maid of honor, I cried tears of joy… and jealousy. Kenneth and I have been together since we were 16 years old. Although we celebrated our 10-year-anniversary in August, we were quickly approaching the two-year-anniversary of our engagement. Riley met her fiancé less than a year ago; yet, I am the one putting on a bridesmaid dress before a wedding dress. 

“Can you turn off the light?” Kenneth’s question snapped me back to reality. I looked at the piles of folded laundry on my side of the bed with my barren suitcase next to them.

“I’m still packing,” I said.

“Well, some of us don’t get to go to Nashville. Some of us have to go to work to help fund a trip we don’t even get to go on,” he responded.

Ouch. Yes, it’s true Kenneth is the breadwinner. His father’s business is lucrative and Kenneth does well for us. He has asked me to quit my job time and time again since he can support us financially. Everyone knows a teacher’s salary isn’t much to brag about, but I still feel pride in bringing home a paycheck every month. I love my job too much to quit. It’s already lonely in the evenings; I can’t imagine staying home all day by myself too. 

“You know I booked the cheapest flights I could find. Everyone else is flying in together and I am arriving a day early because tomorrow’s flights were more expensive than–”

“Turn off the light!” Kenneth snapped.

I collected my laundry piles and tossed them into my suitcase before shoving it to the floor. I guess I will have to finish packing in the morning after he leaves for work. I put my phone on the charger, turned off the light, and climbed into bed. Sassy jumped into bed to sleep by my feet, our nightly routine. She has always been my protector. I am going to miss her so much while I am gone, but I am looking forward to this miniature vacation. I haven’t had a trip to look forward to since my senior year of college. Kenneth is always too busy with work for us to have a vacation together. He doesn’t like to fly but he also gets car sick. If anywhere I wanted to go required more than two hours on the road, count him out. Plus it will be nice to see Riley again. I shut my eyes and tried my best to fall asleep. I am used to going to bed angry. Anger is like melatonin to me at this point. But the excitement and longing kept me awake. I pulled my headphones out of my nightstand and connected them to my phone. I scrolled through my Spotify playlists until I found one to soothe me to sleep. I selected “Boyfriends” by Harry Styles and the irony wasn’t lost on me as I drifted off…

Chapter Two

I collected the parking ticket from the machine as I drove into the airport’s economy lot. I found a spot closest to the entrance, but I knew I was still going to have to walk a billion miles. The economy lot is furthest from the airport but it’s the most affordable option. I wanted to save every dollar I had for this trip, so I figured it was a small sacrifice. I parked and started to collect my things from the trunk of my car. I grabbed my carryon suitcase and hung my purse on its handle before I started my trek to the airport. Anxiously double-checking every item on my pack-list in my head, I walked through the double doors of the airport. I made my way up to security and got in line behind what seemed to look like the entire population of my town. Luckily, the line moved fairly quickly as I approached the TSA agent’s desk. I placed my luggage on the conveyor belt, removed my sandals, and emptied my pockets. 

The large woman in the TSA uniform waved me through the body scanner. “Come on through, sweetie.”

I stood on the yellow marker and held my hands above my head. I knew I had nothing on me that would set off any alarm, but this moment always made me hold my breath. 

“You’re good, sweetie. Have a good day,” she smiled as I breathed a sigh of relief. I collected my things and scurried off to the side to put my shoes back on. When I grabbed my phone from the security tub, I noticed that I had two missed calls from Kenneth. 

I called him back as I tried to make my way through the crowd, pulling my luggage behind me. He answered on the first ring. 

“Why didn’t you answer my calls?” he asked with a bit of anger in his tone. 

“I was going through security. I couldn’t be on my phone,” I explained.

“Well, I only have so long of a lunch break and I wanted to check in before you got on your flight. What time are you set to land again?” he asked.

“3:30 p.m. for the hundredth time,” I sighed.

“Ok, you need to text me as soon as you land,” he commanded.

“Sure thing,” I replied.

“Alright, well I’m gonna get back to work,” Kenneth said.

“Hey, don’t forget to give Sassy a treat after she goes outside because that’s what she’s used to. Oh, and don’t forget that she likes to have dinner at–”

“I’ve owned the damn dog just as long as you have. You don’t have to give me instructions,” Kenneth cut me off.

“Can you send me pictures of her throughout the day? I’m really going to miss her,” I pleaded.

“You’re going to miss the dog more than me,” Kenneth scoffed.

I thought about that comment for a moment as I approached my gate. I glanced over the TV screen to verify my boarding time. 

“Wow, you don’t even deny it,” Kenneth said.

“I’m sorry. I got distracted by my gate. It’s really busy here. I will text you when I land. Please send me pictures of Sassy. I will keep you posted. I love you,” I nearly lied into the phone.

“Love you too,” he said halfheartedly before ending the call. 

While pulling my belongings behind me, I found a spot to sit down in the waiting area of my gate. The airport seemed to be a madhouse, but it looked like my flight wouldn’t be so crowded after all. There were more empty seats than I expected. I checked the “Nashville Babes” group text on my phone. I’ve had the notifications silenced for weeks because I can’t stand getting notified every 10 minutes. I asked Riley to text me separately if there was anything I really needed to know. I hate that I appear to be an unsupportive maid of honor, but seeing my phone light up constantly throughout the day–and night–has been a nightmare for my anxiety. Riley knows and understands that I get overwhelmed easily. She took charge of planning her own bachelorette weekend because she knew I would get stressed out. I still feel guilty about it, but she assured me that she truly wanted to plan it. I wasn’t going to argue. She’s always been the most supportive and constant person in my life. I hate that I am secretly jealous of her when I should be reciprocating the support. 

“Now boarding Group A!” the airline attendant announced over the gate’s speaker. I checked my boarding pass: Group C. Once again, I took the most affordable option on the cheapest flight I could find. Being last to board on Southwest meant that I am doomed to a middle seat between two strangers. I just hope that whomever I get stuck between put on deodorant today. When I say I’m looking forward to a vacation, I mean I am looking forward to a break from 15-year-olds’ body odor. One of the many drawbacks of being a teacher. 

“Excuse me,” a man in a white sweater and khaki pants said as he tried to shuffle by me. I thought he looked funny wearing both a baseball hat and sunglasses indoors. That doesn’t look suspicious in an airport. I moved my things from his path and he headed to board the plane. So he’s in Group A… This guy has money. Well, maybe not. He is flying Southwest after all. I’m sure I could have booked Group A tickets, but I didn’t want to ask Kenneth for any more money than I already needed. This trip was fully funded by me and I was proud of that. Well, until Riley picked the most expensive Airbnb in Nashville. I almost fainted when I received her Venmo request. I was grateful she didn’t charge me extra for staying one night by myself since I had an earlier flight. I swallowed my pride and asked Kenneth if I could have an extra $400 to add to my savings to help with my portion of the bill. He gave me the money with no issues, but he has enjoyed holding it above my head every chance he’s had.

Once I heard the announcement for Group C, I grabbed my things and headed to stand in line to board. I glanced at the Nashville Babes group text: 80 missed notifications. I cleared it from my phone as I opened the Southwest app to show my boarding pass. Once I was scanned in, I headed through the hallway to board the plane. I stepped on the aircraft and gazed over the heads of strangers who were all avoiding eye contact. I knew they were all pleading to themselves that I wouldn’t take their middle seat. The flight wasn’t too packed, but there were no empty window or aisle seats left. Wonderful. I scanned the rows once more looking for any open overhead space when I noticed someone’s eyes locked on me. Eyes that I hadn’t seen before; yet, a face that looked all too familiar. The Group A stranger had removed his sunglasses and was staring at me. I started to move down the aisle when he whispered to the guy in the row with him. Whoever he was, he looked angry receiving whatever news he just got. No chance I want to sit between a bickering couple. I located a row nearby filled with two women who looked rather normal. I went to lift my luggage to put in the overhead space when the Group A stranger grabbed my suitcase.

“Allow me,” he said with a smile that displayed the tiniest of gaps between his unusually white teeth. But rather than placing the suitcase in the compartment I had decided on, he placed it in the compartment above his row. 

“Would you prefer the window seat or the aisle seat?” he asked.

“What happened to the man who was sitting with you?” I answered his question with a question.

“I asked him to sit elsewhere. I figured you’d prefer a better spot,” he smiled that smile again.

Bewildered, I responded: “I’ll take the aisle.” No way would I be confined to the window seat with this strange man trapping me in. I needed an escape route in case he was a pervert or something. 

“Perfect. I love to watch the clouds anyways,” he said as he shuffled into the row. I followed suit but sat to keep an empty seat between us. 

“Why didn’t your friend just sit in the middle if you wanted to give me a good seat?” I asked confusingly.

“That’s my–um–assistant. He can stand to sit elsewhere for the short flight since I see him all of the time. I’d prefer to sit next to someone more pleasant anyways,” he joked. 

God he’s adorable. A little too forward but adorable nonetheless.

“Well, I appreciate you doing that for me. I figured I was going to have to sit between two strangers, but an aisle seat is definitely a welcomed surprise,” I said.

I opened my phone to inform the Nashville Babes that I had boarded and would be landing in roughly an hour and a half. I completely ignored the hundreds of messages that came before mine. I was about to put my phone on airplane mode when I received a private text from Riley.

Riley: “You ok?”

Me: “Yes, of course. I’m so excited to see you! Get ready to lose oxygen from my hug when I see you tomorrow.” 

Riley: “Just checking. Haven’t heard from you in a couple days. Let me know when you land and when you make it to the Airbnb. Safe travels, love.” 

I sighed as I read her message over and over. I smiled and held the message down to “love” it before searching through my purse to retrieve my headphones. 

“Already getting the music out and we haven’t even heard the safety instructions yet. I think you need to pay attention,” I heard the adorable stranger say.

“There isn’t much I can do if there were an emergency. Knowing that I need to breathe oxygen through a mask that will drop in front of my face is all I need to know,” I said with a laugh.

“Just make sure to put your own mask on before you help me with mine,” he said.

“Who says I would help you?” I turned to him and asked.

“I helped you with your luggage. I helped you get an aisle seat. The least you can do is help me breathe,” he said with a smile that displayed his perfect teeth again.

I laughed and replied, “Ok, well I am not banking on there being an emergency, so no need to worry.”  

“Does anyone ever bank on an emergency?” he asked. Smart ass.

I rolled my eyes and placed my headphones in my ears. I opened my Spotify app to find the playlist I downloaded to prepare for the flight.

“Who are you listening to?” the stranger asked. I am beginning to wish I had sat between the two women after all. Not having to play 20 questions with this guy would have been worth sacrificing the extra space I had in this aisle seat.

“Nobody yet as I literally just opened the app,” I responded.

“Can I give you a song suggestion?” he asked.

“Um… I guess?” I replied questioningly.

“May I?” he asked as he reached for my phone.

“I’m not giving a stranger my phone,” I said with a shocked expression to my tone. The nerve of this guy.

“What am I going to do? Run off with it? You’ve got me trapped in,” he smiled showing that cute, tiny gap again. 

“No thanks,” I said as I went to start my music. 

Suddenly, he unbuckled his seat belt and stood up from his seat. I stared at him wide-eyed as a flight attendant stopped by our row to say, “Sir, please stay seated and buckle your seat belt.” 

He waved to the irritated attendant and displayed a soft smile as he sat in the middle seat beside me. Immediately I was hit with his fresh cologne scent that made me crave more as he started to buckle the seat belt. You have got to be kidding me.

“What are you doing?” I somehow yelled and whispered simultaneously.

“Please let me pick a song for you to listen to. Then I will leave you alone. I promise,” he said with a slight pout to his lips. God, his lips. How did I not notice those yet?

“Give me your phone in exchange,” I said with an air of confidence in my voice.

“Ah, so she’s smart and she’s beautiful,” he said as he reached into the pocket of his khaki pants. I tried to hide the blush that I could feel warming my cheeks. I couldn’t remember the last time I received a compliment.

“I’m not unlocking it, but I will let you hold it for ransom,” he said as he held his phone out to me. I took it from his hands as his fingers brushed against mine. I felt an immediate rush of energy run through me as our hands briefly touched. What was that? I handed him my phone and watched as he typed the words “Greta Van Fleet” into the search bar in my Spotify app. He made a face that almost seemed disappointed, and then clicked  to download the band’s complete playlist. He attempted to hand my phone back to me, and I stared at him confusingly as I reached for it. I was too busy watching him with my phone; I never even glanced at his lockscreen. Before I gave him back his phone, I tapped the screen to see what his background was. On display was a photo of a crowd of lights, but the photographer must have been standing on the stage when they took it. There had to be thousands of phone flashlights in this one photo. It reminded me of tiny stars in the midnight sky. 

“I took that picture, ya know?” he said with a proud smile.

“Are you a concert photographer?” I asked. 

He let out a wild laugh and then glanced down at my phone’s screen, “It’s almost finished downloading.”

“I thought you said a song suggestion. A. One. Singular. Not a whole playlist,” I said.

“I mean… I wanted to give you options,” he said.

Waving his phone to him I asked, “So, is this crowd picture from this band’s concert?”

“Yes,” he said, like there was more he was wanting me to ask. I decided to have the upperhand and gave him his phone back without asking another question. I watched my screen as the playlist was nearly completely downloaded. 

“I’m Josh,” he said like he was annoyed that I hadn’t asked for his name yet.

“Hi, Josh,” I replied disinterestedly. 

“And you are…?” he asked.

“I’m about to listen to this playlist,” I said with a matter-of-fact tone.

“Smart, beautiful, arrogant…” he muttered under his breath.

“I’m going to pretend that I didn’t hear that,” I said as I put my headphones in. “You can move back to the window now.”

“We are about to take off. If I stand up, I’ll cause a scene and then we’ll be delayed. Then I’ll probably become a flight risk and be forcibly removed off of the plane. Everyone would be recording the fiasco and posting it online. Let’s just avoid all of that and I’ll stay seated here,” he said with a smirk.

“You have quite the imagination…” I said hiding my smile.

“I’m sacrificing a coveted window seat for you. I hope you know that,” he replied.

“I never asked you to change seats,” I said.

“No, but you didn’t object either,” he responded with a smug expression on his face.

Once the playlist completed its download, I switched my phone to airplane mode. I sighed in frustration and scrolled through the playlist to view the songs. Whoever this band is, they have quite a discography. I wanted to ask him which song I should start with but I didn’t want to give him the satisfaction. I scrolled until the title “Trip the Light Fantastic” caught my eye. Intrigued, I selected the song and tilted my head back to listen to it. Before I shut my eyes, I noticed Josh was staring at my phone to see which song I chose first. I closed my eyes and relaxed as the lyrics danced through my ears. I have never heard anything like this before. I was so entranced in the music that I didn't even realize we were now speeding down the runway about to take off. The music, plus the feeling of lifting off the ground, was nearly overwhelming in the best way possible. I felt like I had stepped into the song itself. When the song ended, I didn’t want to open my eyes. I wanted to stay in this moment for as long as possible. 

“What did you think?” I heard Josh ask as I removed my headphones.

“Wow,” is all I could formulate. My thoughts ran wild and I wanted to describe the feeling I just had, but I couldn’t put it into words. 

“What did you think about the guy’s voice?” he asked.

“The dude is talented as hell. I just wish I could understand everything he sang,” I said.

There was that wild laugh of his again. “Yeah, I think the band receives that criticism a lot,” he said with a shrug. I truly wanted to listen to another song, but I didn’t want him to know I was so interested in this band. I guess one could call me stubborn. 

“While I love to share music with new people, I’d love to talk some more if that’s alright with you,” he said sheepishly.

“I feel like you would talk to me even if it weren’t alright with me,” I said sarcastically.

“Smart, beautiful, arrogant,” he repeated. I playfully pinched his arm. 

“Hey!” he exclaimed as he rubbed his arm.

“I let it slide the first time. I wasn’t going to let you get away with it again,” I said.

“Now that I’ve been physically assaulted… Are you going to Nashville for business or pleasure?” he asked.

“I’m attending a bachelorette party,” I said.

“For you or someone else?” he asked, looking down at the dainty ring on my finger. The same ring that has been without a wedding band companion for nearly two years. The same ring I wanted to leave inside the jewelry box before I left my house this morning.

“It’s for my best friend Riley,” I said with a sadness that I couldn’t hide like I normally do.

As if Josh sensed the change in my mood, he completely turned his body to face mine. I could tell that he positioned his head to get me to look at him. I locked eyes with him and it was like I could actually see the wheels in his head turning. 

“How long will you be in Nashville?” he asked.

“For four nights. I had to take two days off from work, but I’m looking forward to it,” I said with a forced smile.

“You don’t sound like someone who is excited to attend a bachelorette party,” he said.

“It’s just a lot, but I am excited for Riley,” I said trying to convince the both of us that I really was excited.

“What do you do for work?” he asked while continuing to hold eye contact. As I stared into his dark brown eyes, I studied the long lashes that I would kill to have. 

“I teach 9th grade English,” I responded.

“Smart, beautiful, arrogant, and a world changer. A difference maker. One who shapes the minds of our youth. You’re a hero to our doomed society,” he said. I felt my cheeks redden as I processed the way he just described my job. I don’t normally feel appreciated at work, not even at home. It felt good to have someone remind me of my purpose. 

“Sometimes I feel like I’m just a glorified babysitter,” I said with a nervous laugh.

“You should never feel that way. I think you have one of the most important jobs in the world. I’m just a concert photographer,” he said with a tone that I couldn’t quite place.

“Thank you. I appreciate it,” I said, finally giving into a real smile. I watched his eyes fall to my mouth and I could feel a million butterflies in my stomach. Why does he have such an effect on me? I shook the thoughts from my head as I opened the Southwest app to see how much longer our flight had. A little over one hour to go with a stranger who makes me feel better about myself than anyone has in years. Maybe I should take a nap.

“What’s on the agenda for your bachelorette weekend? Bars and strippers?” he asked with a smile.

“Definitely the strippers. That’s a necessity,” I responded with a smirk.

“Well, when I’m not taking pictures at concerts, I happen to moonlight as an exotic dancer,” he said returning the smirk I gave.

“I’m sure you make more money taking pictures,” I said biting my lip.

“First you physically assaulted me and now you’ve verbally assaulted me,” he said. 

“I’m sorry,” I said, covering my face from the embarrassment of inadvertently insulting him.

“No, you’re right. The crowd usually pays me to keep my clothes on,” he said tilting his head down in shame. Unlikely.

“What’s your stripper name?” I asked. Before he could answer, the plane suddenly dropped in altitude. I heard screams from the rows behind us. I gasped and grabbed his hand before shutting my eyes. The turbulence was over quickly as everyone seemed to breathe a sigh of relief at the same time. I slowly opened my eyes to realize everything was ok. I didn’t realize I was still holding Josh’s hand until he asked, “Are you ok?”

“Yes, sorry about that,” I said as I quickly jerked my hand back to my lap.

“No need to apologize for the hand-holding. It was nice while it lasted,” he said with a wink.

“Who was the first person to cross your mind when you felt the plane drop?” I asked him in a serious tone.

Without hesitation, he responded, “My mom.”

“Tell me about her,” I said.

“She’s the most important person on the planet,” he said looking at his hands. “She has given up so much for me and I hope I make her proud.”

“I’m sure you do,” I said while trying to swallow the lump in my throat. I’m not sure if my nerves were shot from the temporary panic or if his sentiment was getting to me. 

“Who did you think of?” he asked.

“Honestly… I thought of myself,” I admitted with shame.

“Really? Elaborate on that,” he said as I could tell he was giving me his full attention.

“I’m sure I sound narcissistic, but I thought I was about to die without having lived, and then I’d leave a legacy of nothing behind,” I said with a sigh.

“I know I don’t know you. Shit, I don’t even know your name. But, I can tell that your death would most definitely leave an impact on people,” he said.

“Nothing like discussing death with a total stranger,” I said with a light laugh.

“Death doesn’t scare me. I know it’s not the end. I just enjoy my life and the love I can give to the world while I’m here in my physical form. The love I provide won’t leave when I fade away,” he said. I stared at him like I just heard one of the most philosophical phrases come from another person’s mouth in years. He’s insightful and adorable.

“I got that from a song, by the way. It’s on the playlist I downloaded to your phone. Don’t be too impressed,” he said with a laugh.

“Ah, plagiarism,” I said.

“That’s actually my stripper name,” he said with a smirk. 

“Now I definitely know you aren’t making any money,” I said, trying not to laugh.

“How about I give you a glimpse of my routine and you tell me what I can do to improve my shtick to make more money?” he asked.

Stunned by his foreward remark, I immediately felt guilt running through my veins. This is the most flirting I’ve had since high school. I’m not used to this sort of attention. I looked down at my hands in my lap. 

“I’m sorry if that was too much. I–” Josh began to say.

“No, no it’s ok. I was just worried I wouldn’t have enough money in my purse to get you to keep your clothes on once you started,” I said stifling a giggle. 

“Alright just kick a man while he’s down,” he said as he clutched his hands over his heart. He threw his head back acting like he was wounded and I eyed his neck. His adam’s apple protruded, making me feel weak. 

“I wonder if there is a doctor on board to help you,” I said sarcastically looking around the plane.

Suddenly he rose out of his seat and shouted, “Is there a doctor in the house?”

Completely stunned, I stared at him with wide eyes. I cannot believe he just did that. I watched a flight attendant quickly make his way over to our row. Oh my God.

“Sir, are you having a medical emergency?” the flight attendant asked him. Next to the attendant stood Josh’s assistant, the angry man who changed his seat earlier. 

“No, no, I am ok now. Sorry for the alarm,” he said, trying not to laugh. His assistant rolled his eyes and quickly returned back to his middle seat. I’m sure he is used to Josh’s antics by now. The flight attendant gave a displeased look to both of us before walking away. I felt like I had just received punishment for a crime I didn’t do. Guilty by association. 

“That was so not funny!” I exclaimed with a sigh.

“I can’t help myself sometimes,” he said with a smile. This dude is nuts.

“You’re a lunatic,” I said, getting my headphones back out.

“No, wait. I am sorry,” he said. “I’ll move back over to the window seat and leave you alone,” he said with a sense of shame in his voice. I put my headphones in as I watched him change seats then position his body to where he was looking out the window. I was no longer in his line of vision. I opened my Spotify app and his Greta Van Fleet playlist was there. I hesitated. I wanted to listen to another song but I also wanted to block this guy from my mind and listen to my own music. Against my better judgment, I selected “Light My Love” from the playlist. I closed my eyes and listened to one of the most beautiful songs I had ever heard.

Chapter Three

I was six songs deep into this playlist when I felt someone tap on my arm. I reluctantly opened my eyes for I was enjoying being in a complete and utter trance of this band. Josh looked sheepish as I removed my headphones. 

“Do you care to let me out to use the bathroom? I really need to stretch my legs,” he said. Without responding, I shifted my body and moved my legs into the aisle to give him a clear walkway. He shuffled past me and I got a whiff of his cologne again. He smells so damn good. Maybe I’m being irrational for giving him the silent treatment. I’m 26-years-old but I’m acting like I’m 12. I decided to act more civil once he returned to our row. I don’t want to look too anxious, but I couldn’t help but watch the bathroom door awaiting his return. After what felt like an eternity, I decided to do something irrational. I can be crazy too. I took my headphones off and left them in the seat as I shoved my phone in my jeans pocket. I stood up and started to make my way to the bathroom to check on him. As I got closer to the door, it opened and he exited. I wanted to retreat back to my seat from pure embarrassment, but there was nowhere to turn. He looked up at me and scrunched his eyebrows together like he was confused. As he should be. I decided to try to play it off that I needed to use the restroom rather than run back to my seat like I desperately wanted to. As he moved past me, his body brushed against mine and I felt every nerve from my toes to my scalp tingle. I felt like I could no longer breathe. I made my way into the tiny bathroom and stared at myself in the mirror. “Get it together,” I said aloud to my reflection. I took a few deep breaths and made my way back to my seat. I made the mistake of looking at him because his deep brown eyes were once again locked on mine. A shiver immediately ran through me. I sat back down in my aisle seat and tried to think of something to ease the awkward tension.

“What has been your favorite song off the playlist?” he asked, breaking the silence.

“That’s difficult to say. I have genuinely loved all of the ones I’ve listened to so far,” I said with a smile. His cheeks almost looked like they were a new shade of pink. Was he blushing? I quickly added, “Thank you for sharing this band with me.”

“Thank you for listening,” he said back with a smile. I bit my lip as I felt like the awkward tension was over. However, a new tension was forming. 

I checked the Southwest app and realized we were set to land very soon. I put my headphones back in my purse as a sign that I was ready to talk to him. He picked up on my cue because he quickly switched seats again. His cologne hit me and if I hadn’t been sitting, I may have collapsed. He buckled his seat belt just before the overhead light signaled us to do so. 

“What’s the first thing you and your friends are doing tonight?” he asked.

“Actually, I am flying in a day earlier than everyone, so I have the Airbnb alone until everyone flies in tomorrow,” I said. I suddenly realized that I shouldn’t have told a stranger that I was going to be staying alone in an unfamiliar city, but the words had already left my lips. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

“Really?” he said as he sat up straight in his seat. I nodded but then looked away. I can’t believe I just overshared this information with him.

“If you’d like some company…” he said quietly. I quickly turned my head back to him. I was dreading another night by myself, especially without Sassy. Riley said I could FaceTime her tonight, but I didn’t want to bother her while she finished packing and getting her stuff together. I was going to use the time to decorate the place before her arrival anyways. 

I stammered, “Josh, I–” 

“How about dinner? I can take you to some of my favorite places in town. What do you like to eat?” he asked with a big smile. The idea of not being alone was tempting and as frustrating as he had been at times, I really did enjoy his company. 

Before I could give him an answer, I felt our plane touch the ground as we braced for a complete stop. This was always my least favorite part about flying. 

“I really need to decorate the Airbnb and unpack. I’d like to get settled in rather than go out. Plus, I don’t have a vehicle,” I finally responded as the sounds of seat belts unbuckled around us.

“If it’s not too forward, I could always come over and cook for you. I can bring some groceries and wine, or whatever else you’d like to drink. I can even help you decorate. You can’t spend your first night in Nashville alone,” he said. 

I mulled over his offer as people around us began to stand up and form a line in the center aisle as they collected their luggage from the overhead compartments. Josh appeared not to be in any hurry to leave, nor was I. 

“Fine. But I want to text your full name, picture, vehicle description, and phone number to Riley in case I go missing,” I said with a matter-of-fact tone.

He laughed nervously and then said, “Give me your phone.” I put in my passcode and handed it to him. He stared at my background, a picture of Sassy and me, before opening the contacts app. “I’m giving you my number so you can text me your address when you’re ready for me to come over to cook you dinner,” he said as he was typing. I watched the plane empty row by row until it felt like we were the last two remaining on board. I noticed his assistant standing in the aisle waiting on Josh. “I think you’re going to get an earful when you get off the plane,” I said, eyeing the angry-looking man. 

“I usually do,” he said with a smile as he passed my phone back to me. I glanced down at the contact name that read Plagiarism with the winky face emoji. I covered my mouth as I laughed loudly. 

“Ahem,” we both heard his assistant clear his throat as he began tapping his foot impatiently.

“Ok, I think it’s time to go,” I said as I grabbed my purse and stepped into the aisle to let him out. While Josh exited his seat, he stood so close that I could smell his delicious scent again. I watched him open the compartment and get our luggage out. He lifted the handle of my suitcase and handed it to me. I smiled at his kindness, avoiding eye contact, because I had about all that I could stand.

We made our way down the center aisle following his assistant off of the plane. Before he stepped inside the airport, I watched as he put his sunglasses back on. Weird. 

“I’ll be anxiously waiting for your text,” he said to me as he pulled his hat down a little further over his face. Before he walked away, he said, “I’ll send you all of the info you need for Riley when I hear from you,” with a wink.

I made my way down to ground transportation and requested an Uber to take me to the Airbnb. I sent Kenneth a text to let him know that I had landed, but I texted Riley that I was going to call her ASAP. I needed her advice now more than ever. I knew I was treading in dangerous waters by allowing that adorable, frustrating, sexy, funny, crazy stranger to come over, but something made me want to be around him. I may be in too deep, but I’ve always been a strong swimmer.

[ohwowimlonley]

DAY FOUR

Johnathan Byers + mommy kink

[warnings - sub!johnathan, fem!reader, riding, unprotected penetrative sex, praise, mommy kink]

[word count - 641]

[kinktober list]

“You are what, baby?” You loved this part; when his cheeks would warm with embarrassment when you made him repeat your words, “c’mon, babyboy, say it,”

“You are what, baby?” You loved this part; when his cheeks would warm with embarrassment when you made him repeat your words, “c’mon, babyboy, say it,”

“You are what, baby?” You loved this part; when his cheeks would warm with embarrassment when you made him repeat your words, “c’mon, babyboy, say it,”

“I- I’m mommy’s good boy,” he finally admits, almost sobbing in delight when you speed up, fingers tightening around your hardened nipples and leaving them aching for your mouth, “mommy’s good boy!”

“S’it, good boy,” you praise, sneaking a hand down, just behind where you’re connected to him and palming at his balls. He let out a strangled whimper at the shock of stimulation, letting his head rock forwards and rest on your heaving sternum. His lips hovered just over your left nipple, plump skin smacking into it with every movement until he eventually closed his lips around the pert areola, tongue flicking lazily over the hardened bud.

You could feel your release pooling at the base of your stomach, and, from the way you felt Johnathan’s cock twitching against your pulsating walls, he was nearing his end too. He had his teeth scraping against your nipple, both hands migrating down to your hips and assisting you bounce up and down. The building pace made both of you cry out, Jonathan pulling away from your tit and looking up at you with begging eyes.

“P- please can I cum?” He begged, leaving short, sweet open mouthed kisses all over your tits and up to your neck. You rolled his balls in your palm, smirking at his whimpers and clenching down on him just to hear more of his high pitched cries.

“Ask nicely, bubba,”you encourage, speeding up and safe in the knowledge that he’d never cum without your permission. He sobbed, mumbled something incoherent into the supple skin of your breasts that you could barely understand, “c’mon, use your big boy words,”

He struggled for a long moment, battling back his growing high in favour of choking out a small mumble of, “please can I cum, mommy? I- I’m a good boy! I’m your good boy!”

“Go on, pretty boy, gimmie that sweet cum,” you relent, giving his balls a gentle squeeze as you spoke. He went completely boneless at your words, hot cum spurting from his tip and painting your delicate walls within seconds. The sensation made you shudder, gripping one of his hands and guiding it round to thrum at your aching clit. He circled it almost furiously, riding out his high as your cunt clamped down on him, “s’it, baby, good boy, good boy, good boy,”

“Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou,” he babbled, tears spilling over his waterline and falling in fat droplets onto your tits. You couldn’t hold back your orgasm any more, allowing it to wash over you in waves and gush all over his length.

It took a good few minutes for you to both calm down, panting into the humid night air of his bedroom. He ducked his head down, catching a glimpse at the way his cum leaked out of your cunt, forming a creamy ring around his base and moaning at the sight.

“That’s it, mommy’s good boy,”

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second's (eclectic) masterlist

Hello! Under the cut, you’ll find all the fics I’ve written for these fandoms:

television:

The Artful Dodger ⁎ Bodyguard ⁎ Bridgerton ⁎ Daybreak ⁎ Deadly Class

Dickinson ⁎ A Discovery of Witches ⁎ Dollface

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier ⁎ For All Mankind ⁎ Gilmore Girls

Hawkeye ⁎ Heartstopper ⁎ The Irregulars ⁎ Loki

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel ⁎ Masters of the Air ⁎ Nancy Drew

Never Have I Ever ⁎ Peaky Blinders ⁎ Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Preacher ⁎ The Queen's Gambit ⁎ Riverdale ⁎ Sanditon ⁎ Schmigadoon!

Sex Education ⁎ The Sex Lives of College Girls ⁎ Stranger Things

Ted Lasso ⁎ WandaVision ⁎ Why Didn't They Ask Evans? ⁎ The Wilds

film:

Avengers: Endgame ⁎ Black Widow ⁎ The Hunger Games ⁎ Inception

King Kong ⁎ Marriage Story ⁎ No Time to Die ⁎ Spider-Man

Star Trek ⁎ Thor: Ragnorak ⁎ Top Gun: Maverick ⁎ Wonder Woman

my fic masterlists

10 fics - the artful dodger

12 fics - masters of the air

13 fics - the marvelous mrs. maisel (midge x lenny)

13 fics - nancy drew

13 fics - the queen's gambit (beth x benny)

38 fics - riverdale

71 fics - spideychelle

21 fics - top gun: maverick

deadly class

E / 5k / Petra x Billy - “Rats’ Waltz”

E / 9k / Petra x Billy x Lex - “We Test on Rats”

a discovery of witches (phoebe x marcus)

E / 2k - “Gladly Be a Fool”

E / 3k - “The Night Today”

gilmore girls (rory x jess)

E / 11k - Dreams I’ve Yet to Find

E / 24k - You Need Me to Be With You

peaky blinders

E / 15k / Tommy x Grace - The Grand Dream of Things

E / 3k / Tommy x May - “Preferred Pastimes”

sex education

E / 3k / Ola x Lily - “and the stars (they all aligned)”

E / 2k / Maeve x Isaac - “Please May I…?”

star trek

E / 3k / Bones x Carol - “The Deserted Planet, the Gorgeous Woman, and the Goddamn Torpedo”

E / 7k / Scotty x Jaylah - Something to Fix

why didn’t they ask evans? (frankie x bobby)

E / 2k - “One-Man Chauffeur”

E / 5k - “Sailors’ Hands”

dickinson

M / 2k / Emily x Sue - “Another Dickinson”

T / 1k - “How Luscious Lies”

G / 376 / Emily x Sue - “Lands Away”

for all mankind

T / 1k / Margo x Sergei - “The Bridges of Madison”

G / 286 / Pam x Ellen - “Ode to the Front Porch”

T / 1k - “This Mortal Doyle”

the hunger games

E / 2k / Peeta x Johanna - “Elevator Pitch”

E / 2k / Katniss x Peeta - “Finally, Finally”

E / 4k / Katniss x Cato - “Lonely at the Top”

loki

G / 1k - “If You're a Robot and You Know It, Clap Your Hands”

G / 1k - “Mr. Second Chance”

T / 2k - “Riding in Cars With Lokis”

the wilds

T / 2k - “Fourth Coming”

T / 738 - “Interviews by the Pool”

T / 1k / Shelby x Toni - “a verse about expecting the worst”

never have i ever (devi x paxton)

E / 4k - “Boy Meets Girlfriend”

M / 2k - “No Harm, No Towel”

T / 4k - “Runaway Ride”

M / 5k - “Swimming the Sonoran”

stranger things

T / 2k / Steve x Nancy - “Always Mr. Right”

T / 458 / Eddie x Chrissy - “And Here’s to You, Chrissy Cunningham”

T / 1k / Lucas x Max - “The Kate Escape”

T / 1k / Lucas x Max - “The Lovers’ Lake Effect”

ted lasso

E / 8k / Keeley x Rebecca - “Cat Ladies”

T / 1k - “Crimminology”

E / 2k / Roy x Keeley - “The Halftime of It”

E / 3k / Ted x Sassy - “Sass Backwards”

percy jackson and the olympians (2023- )

G / 830 / Sally x Poseidon - “but for the grace of gods”

G / 1k - “lullaby for a rottweiler”

T / 1k / Percy x Annabeth - “salt-and-vinegar dreams”

G / 967 / Percy x Annabeth - “soundtrack to a tooth alignment”

M / 875 / Sally x Poseidon - “a tall, tall tale no one believes”

wandavision

E / 34k / Darcy x Jimmy - Hex Life

G / 1k / Wanda x Vision - “Mailbox Blues”

T / 1k / Wanda x Vision - “The Neighbour Never Rings Twice”

G / 1k / Wanda x Vision - “One Papaya, Two Papaya”

T / 26k / Darcy x Jimmy - Only in a Sitcom

G / 1k / Wanda x Vision - “Our Names in a Heart”

the falcon and the winter soldier

T / 7k / Sam x Bucky - 3 Simple Rules for Dating a Centenarian

T / 1k - “À la Carter”

E / 5k / Bucky x Sarah - “Chasing Water Pumps”

E / 8k / Sam x Bucky - The Great Madripoorian Snake Off

T / 3k / Bucky x Sarah - “Guest Side Story”

T / 3k / Sam x Bucky - “Never a Gull Moment”

T / 4k / Sam x Bucky - “Stare Enough”

T / 2k / Sam x Bucky - “They're Sayin' (You're Gonna Be My Man)”

one-offs

Avengers: Endgame : Dolls' Eyes

Black Widow : “Same Day, Different Jumpsuit”

Bodyguard : “Don’t Ever Let Me Start”

Bridgerton : All the Belles and Whistles

Daybreak : “Garden-Variety Monsters”

Dollface : “Fender Is the Night”

Hawkeye : “An All-American January Christmas”

Heartstopper : “we sum up perfection like a handbook”

Inception (2010) : “Je Ne Regrette Rien”

The Irregulars : “The Sun Is Coming Up (I Think It’s Time)”

King Kong (2005) : “I’m Actually Quite Familiar With Your Work”

Marriage Story (2019) : “the whole night and the next day together”

No Time to Die : “The Blood You Owe”

Preacher : “Lonely, Handsome”

Sanditon : “Finding Georgiana”

Schmigadoon! : “I Fleetly Flee, I Fly”

The Sex Lives of College Girls : “An Abundance of Caution Tape”

Thor: Ragnorak : “In the Arms of the Anus”

Wonder Woman (2017) : “Unconquered”

[star1117-archives]

𝐀𝐬𝐬 𝐕𝐬. 𝐓𝐢𝐭𝐬

➵ Pairing : OT8 x Fem!Y/N

➵ Genre : Smut

➵ W.C : 738

➵ Warnings : Descriptions of sex, Mentions of spanking, Mentions of body painting, Mentions of ass eating, Mentions of oral [f receiving], Mentions of grinding, Mentions of riding, Mentions of humping, Mentions of tittyfucking, Mentions of groping, Mentions of nipple play, Mentions of teasing, Mentions of hand kink, Mentions of slapping, Mentions of marking, Mentions of oral [m receiving].

➵ A/N : Under 15’s DNI.

➵ © 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝟏𝟏𝟏𝟕-𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬. Do not steal, plagiarise, translate, repost or use my work in any way, shape or form.

Ass

San

Hongjoong

Yunho

Jongho

Mingi

Yeosang

Wooyoung

Seonghwa

Tits

𝐒𝐚𝐧

Come on now, this is probably the most obvious huh? We all saw that Christmas vlive where he said all of Ateez are butts. San seems like someone who will flip you over and keep thrusting into you, almost salivating at your jolting asscheeks. He loves to spank you, especially with rings on to create beautiful art all over your cheeks. He literally sees your ass as a canvas, decorating it with bruises, bite marks and cum.

𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐣𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐠

Another one totally into spanking. He likes to see your booty jiggle, seeing his handprints on your skin. He kinda seems like an ass-kisser to me too, like he’s gonna bite and lick and nibble your ass. Fuck giving head up front, he wants to devour you backwards with your ass in his face as he gives head. He’s just freaky with it, he doesn’t like satisfying his kinks in the conventional way.

𝐘𝐮𝐧𝐡𝐨

This dude. He’s an ass enthusiast hands down, and he definitely likes to show it every now and then. He seems like the kinda guy who wants you to rub your ass all over him, probably controls people on the daily. This also translates into sex too, he loves to see you bounce on his dick, his hand travelling up and down your sides as he watches your ass jump. I put him lower however cause i can kinda see him into tits as well, he just prefers ass a lil more.

𝐉𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐨

I can see him not having a preference when it comes to asses and tits. As I’ve said time and time again Jongho is the undercover freak of ateez, probably most likely to lick honey off your tits (Oml fanfic flashbacks) and be completely content eating your ass for a while. I could see him liking to rut on your ass tho, he just thinks it’s fucking perfect that he can lean into your neck and play with your tits at the same time.

𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐢

Mingi is kinda in the middle to me as well. On one hand he loves watching you try stay still as his monster cock titty fucks you, on the other hand he likes bending you over and fucking you slow but hard, fondling your cheeks as he angles his thrusts perfectly. He totally seems like an ass/titty groper too, he just seems kinda fascinated by it? His eyes will literally be so wide as he’s playing with them, intently focused on the way they mould in his hands.

𝐘𝐞𝐨𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐠

Yeosang likes to play with your tits hands down. At the most random times he’ll sneak up behind you and start pinching your nipples, rolling them too as he kisses your neck. You’re quite open with your hand kink so he usually gives his hands a good flex as he does it to arouse you that little more. To be blunt, he’s a fucking tease who will leave you dripping from his touch to go and watch tv. He will satisfy you later tho, he’s not that mean. Literally kneads them titties like dough as he kitty-licks your nipples.

𝐖𝐨𝐨𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠

Wooyoung loves to make you cry in unconventional ways. Like usually if you’re punishing someone the go to is spanking right? Well he likes to slap your titties for some reason, just the sight of your skin decorated with his hand prints gives him a hard on. If he’s in a teasing mood he might bite your tits every once in a while, even if you’ve done nothing wrong. He likes to play with you and take his time biting and sucking and licking until your a shaking mess begging to be fucked.

𝐒𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐰𝐚

Seonghwa is a titty connoisseur hands down. He likes to play with that shit like they’re stress toys or smth, which they can be sometimes for him. Just the feeling of your warm flesh as he mindlessly kneads your soft skin is soothing to him in a way, it’s such an intimate moment for him. When he’s in a more freaky mindset he absolutely adores a good tittyfuck, bonus points if you lick and suck the tip at the same time. Another painter, he likes to cum all over your face and watch it slowly drip down to your chest. For someone who loves being clean he sure loves making a mess on you.

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[leopardmask-ao3]

NHH 2022 Day 25: In the Between

Link to the challenge Today’s Word is: Dragon Characters: Gem, Pearl Season: HC8/just before, tangentially also Empires 1 Other tags/warnings: ender dragon Pearl, satyr/fae creature Gem, Gem knows a little magic, the Void is basically outer space Word Count: 738

Summary: Entering a new world is sometimes a challenging prospect - especially if one has a schedule to keep elsewhere. Fortunately, Gem won't be traveling alone.

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Gem lay on her back, watching the stars above her. One arm was behind her head; the other kept a secure hold so she wouldn't fall.

There were stars below her, too, both the real ones that were all around, and an imitation of the sky in glittering scales. The surface under her shifted up and down as great black wings flapped slowly.

Gem moved the hand that was under her head to touch a charm at her neck, renewing the small volume of air she was carrying with her as she traveled through the Void between worlds.

Her ride rumbled at her. "You doing alright back there?"

"All good, thanks, Pearl." Not for the first time, Gem was glad that she had known Pearl long enough to learn to understand Pearl's draconic grumbles and growls. This journey would have been much less fun without somebody to talk to.

Teleportation in would have been the easy solution. But this was a private world they had never visited before, so someone else would have had to do it first to get them there, and Gem and Pearl were just coming from a prior engagement that they didn't want to get cut short by a sudden disappearance. So, since the Void was practically Pearl's native habitat and she had no trouble flying in it, they decided to take the long way.

"What were we thinking, accepting two invitations to private worlds with opening days so close?" Gem sighed lightheartedly. It wasn't like she minded all that much. Once they were settled in both, they'd be able to travel between both at will.

"Well, I had my own reasons to keep busy," Pearl growled. "I dunno what you were thinking though."

Gem laughed. "Okay, okay. Do you know how close we are yet?"

"Close enough to get there on time."

"Good enough for me."

-

Gem had been napping when she was awoken by blowing wind across her face. "Are we there yet?" she mumbled.

"Almost!" Pearl's enthusiastic roar carried even better in the proper atmosphere of a world.

Gem uncurled herself from the spine scale she had tucked herself against. She climbed forward and wrapped her arms around Pearl's neck for better purchase against the moving air.

"Is that where we're landing?" Gem asked about the landmass below.

"That looks about right, yeah."

Pearl descended in figure-eights, Gem clinging on right, until finally-

"Pearl, the ground is getting awfully close- aaah!"

Before Gem could finish her sentence, the sturdy shape she had been clinging to vanished, leaving Gem flailing. She grabbed at Pearl again, who was now in her humanoid form, and the two of them toppled to the ground.

"Ow," Pearl commented.

Gem took her time in rolling off of Pearl and sitting up. "Pearl!" she scolded. "What was that??"

Pearl tried to get up, but settled for propping herself up on her elbows. "Um... I missed the ground?"

"You missed. The ground."

"I couldn't exactly feel when I reached it!" Pearl protested. "It'd be like you walking from air into... I don't know, smoke or something. Feet-first. So maybe, when I realized my head was at beach level, I panicked a bit..."

"And so now we're in a hole that you made."

"And now we're in a hole," Pearl agreed. "That I may have dug." She tried to push herself up again. "Gem, you're sitting on my wing."

"Oh, sorry." Gem carefully placed her hooves on stone and stood up, releasing Pearl to stand as well.

Pearl looked up and out. With Pearl in human form, the scoop out of the ground was at least as tall as either one of them. "At least there wasn't anything built here yet," Pearl said. "I think we arrived a little early!"

Just then, the murmur of conversation reached them. Gem and Pearl looked at each other excitedly. More and more voices joined in.

And then, they were looking over the rim of the pit. Face after face, popping into view, until no fewer than twenty-four people ringed the newcomers.

Gem's ears flicked a little at the attention, but her nervousness didn't last long. These were the friends they had come here to see.

Xisuma knelt and reached down to help Gem climb out, while Grian did the same for Pearl. "Hello hello, you two. Looks like you made it right on time! Everyone, please welcome GeminiTay and Pearlescentmoon to Hermitcraft!"

[quarantinescarpet]

My quotes list from over the years

FRESHMAN

-“‘tis I the frenchiest fry.”

-“Someone’s stabbing me in the leg with a spork.”

-“I A DEMOCRAT OOPS”

-Spill the pony tea.

-How many geese would it take to bring down a full grown man?

-Point is, I love you both and I would 10/10 ride a motorbike

-“Apparently someone in Mr. Hopkins G block got scared of turkey noises.”

-“It’s like... it’s like a stupid game of Russian roulette Tetris with giant death machines”

-“I feel like you'd have a shrine to remember Spider-man, complete with candles and every single ‘mr stark I don't feel so good’ meme printed out.”

-“don’t ask me, I don’t know anything about the sex”

-“I WILL RIP YOUR DICK OFF”

-“What’s the difference between gay silence and regular silence?”

-“what yields a focus pencil? A patience tree?”

-“I might boogie on the desk so hard that the gum keeping it together gets unchewed and yeets back into the dimension it belongs in”

-“You smell like my fencing teacher”

-“sponsor a sponsor! Become a child”

-“Woof woof bitch, im a furry.”

-“yo to the hoe”

-“does my emoji still smell?”

SOPHOMORE

-“peter doesn't have a detachable head”

-“two thirds of me is wearing glasses”

-“You look like you have autism. Are you vaccinated?”

-“When did Haydar become friends with Emily?” “In hell”

-“I know you have something to do with Filbert”

-“Ayo beans check”

-“Who cares about beating the game‽ I’m a goose.”

-“You can’t make contact lenses out of cranberries”

-“cannabalism is for beans”

-“You know the party is lit when the epileptic kid starts doing the worm”

-“Imagine getting stabbed to the beastie boys”

-“I CANT TORTILLA MY CHOCOLATE MILK”

-“Pure drip”

-“The All Mighty King Tuggle Wuggle the Original... The 5th”

-“It’s a drink.” “Coal?” “I’m sorry who the heck is drinking coal??” “It’s heroin.”

-“Is climate change good or bad?”

-“I’ve had to keep her from stealing my toes for so long”

-“Apples are delicious, babies are not.”

-“It’s like I’m exfoliating my knuckle”

-“We are literally just birds.”

-“I’m slowly transitioning to emo. Today I’m wearing navy blue, tomorrow it will be black.”

-“Omg Aimee why are you such a try hard” “Oh my god Ava why are you orange?”

-“Wait what the fuck does crashing a funeral have to do with driving?”

-“Why are blonde people driving???”

-“That house looks like stephen king” “its super thicc?”

-“If you don’t do your homework, they are legally allowed to steal your cells”

-“Why would digging up graves be a problem we have to cover during a spa day??”

-“I would commit neck rape”

-“he looked at me and I looked at him and I was like ‘genocide’”

-“like Klaus, from Klaus”

-“SANKADANKA”

-“facism is also gender neutral”

-“I mean we all knew that the birds just wanted the body to be gone!”

JUNIOR

-“you know what they say in chemistry”

-“I got it from bed bath and behind you”

-“A two line poem. I see a frog. My heart: 💕❤️💓💗💕”

-“who needs a straw when you can suck it out the hole?”

-“I wish I could get neutered”

-“eggs are so well named”

-“You’re not a fandon? We don’t standon.”

-“If you’re horny just walk it off”

-“potatoes and molasses, there is inequality between the classes!”

-“save the tiddies”

-“I think I could explain socialism” “okay do it” *doesnt do it*

-“what part of no interruptions does Trump not get?” “The english part”

-“my knees how they crackle like rice crispies”

-“the planet is dying you fucking walnut”

-“do you think I’d be able to avoid conversion therapy?” ”no you look dumb as shit have fun at camp.”

-“the US military uses 738 billion dollars per year, and we can’t dunk the moon into the pacific ocean? Where are our priorities? Disgusting.”

-“I hope he dies on my birthday”

-“the doctor’s sewing you up and you’re like ‘harder daddy’ and they just leave you to bleed out on the floor.”

-“I don’t know what your parents do for a living” “I’d have to kill you if you found out” “oh he’s a conversion therapist?”

-“Peaning, pregnancy, protection.”

-“Being railed and math are two totally different things”

-“Aren’t all white people just german strokes?“

-“the pickles are tasty tonight, don’t you think?”

-"Gay people have feelings too! I mean those feelings aren't valid, but they have them!"

-“Grapefruit is the Wild Kratts of roblox”

-“My lungs are rejecting christianity”

-“Lettuce cereal”

-“get zooted”

-“why are they doin that to my boi Eric Snowblower???” “... do you mean Elric Stormbringer??” “Yes OMG hi futon”

-“Milk towel (sent with gentle effect)“

-“nose haemorrhoids”

-“my favourite colour is bitches”

-“THE LESBIAN FISH WHATS HER NAME”

-“You’ll have time to pull moose daddy”

-“The more you beat it the bigger it gets”

-“Were you wa today??”

-“oh uh slaves are now horses”

-“tarnsgender is a lifestyle”

-“not me misgendering my dishwasher”

-“Kiss! Kiss Kiss!”

-“its a regular human but you can open it up and take a shit inside of it” “like a kangaroo”

-“kiss kill marry, good piss boy, eric snowblower, michael”

-“if you don’t wanna strike the set, strike yourself.”

-“did you listen to waterparks in middle school or have you had sex?”

-“he said his pullout game is strong and he’s only used a condom six times” “tell him he needs the practice”

-“its a didney movie”

-“I already have a dick so I’m good with the foot sucking, thanks!”

-“I don’t misgender you cause you changed your pronouns I just misgender you cause you have pronouns”

-“made a joke and nobody laughed”

-“You’re a socialist gray shut up”

-“dont straddle my dog shes a child!”

-“chloe, kim, kendall, kourtney,,, the genders”

-“which constellation looks most like a dick”

-“I’m being intimate with my pudding. Only my pudding loves me.” “Yeah but it feels a little violated”

-“vending machine, easy bake oven, and ramen are the four food groups?”

-“mom I found your tinder”

-“doesnt this baby look like it would grow up to be hitler?”

-“anti smack”

-“I said no farting”

-“I’m at the point in this trip where I want to make out a little with every dog I see.”

-“I’m worried about your mom right now” “I’m worried about the dogs”

-“I’m going to start streaming” “awesome I’ll watch you! I’ll download Tinder”

-“jesus is coming are you clenching?” “Did you mean swallowing???”

-“Today when I said I had an image to show you and you came to look at my phone I wasn’t on Instagram yet and I was worried you were going to see that my last google search was what is a craisin”

-“My username is deep_seated_fear_of_geese”

-“Savour the flavour, uncle”

-“potential energy this, kinetic energy that, when will anyone start paying attention to the most important energy. dumb bitch energy”

-“Happy easter i guess i don’t know why the heck jesus likes eggs so much” “Jesus has an egg obsession” “And he has a bunny fursona””

-“Cause I’m kinky for color coding”

-“I’m going to name my child Brad. With a silent gh. Braghd”

-“Headcanon that Prince Philip died because he saw unsolicited feet pics“

-“I kin prince philip”

-“theres three genders: kailer, gay tyler, and regular tyler”

-“I swear to god they spent half of their budget making those titans asses so scrumptious”

-“Everything is terrible, can’t magnum dong, repressing my emotions”

-“Master has given dobby plan b. Dobby no longer needs the hanger”

-“I want someone to be just as obsessed with me as my social worker is”

-“You wanted to end the conversation so you decided to be homophobic.”

-“It is commonly thought that there are two types of people in this world, communists and pessimists.”

-“Glass half full glass half empty everyone shares the glass”

-“I thought it was about to be something sexual about slushees and I was like: 😃?“

-“Piss on, I know how to have sex.”

-“Sarah we’re making milf jokes wake up”

-“Its like im having a panic attack but I cant stop making kink jokes”

-“good old fashioned jesus?” “I said gay sex”

-“the straggot and the slurs”

-“grandpa has had way too much time without his meds”

-“You’re gonna find ur special someone bro ❤️ or someone to raw you idk what you’re into”

-“Do you wanna represent conversion therapy?”

-“Don’t punch me! I’ll get a boner”

-“I’m known to frequent elementary schools at night”

-“ever since I found out there were ants in baked beans” “WHY ARE THEY THERE? JUST BAKE THE BEANS!”

-"aaron burr shot hamilton which is kinda kinky and im not into that" "i guess he forgot to give him his safe word then huh"

-“we can’t make these jokes tomorrow people will think we’re fucking crazy” “nah man people will just think we’re FUCKING”

-“this 14 year old just looked me straight in the eyes and said drill me daddy-o”

-“they piss on you when they’re comfortable with you. Thats how it works”

-“are penguins fish or mammals?”

-“car washes are traumatising”

-“it’s okay gray has a 22 year old sugar daddy”

-“I get vored easily and yeehaw”

-“You get really stinky when jade honks for bill”

-“Jade needs a shit sleeve when she honks for bill can we go dunky now”

-“not the llama,,, the liQuid”

-“I’m allergic to jesus”

-“if you cant see stuff in your head how come you can vacuum?”

-“dont be a whore drink instead”

-“pain is temporary, existence is temporary, we’re all temporary”

-“I did not know veggie tales was religious”

-“you’re a sussy baka yes sorry now can we watch the video”

-“I assumed everyone in tech is gray”

-“skyrim wasn’t bad I just wanted fussy”

-“im not gonna get a shrodinger kink”

-“those crocs are bitchin”

-“you seem so put together” “it’s just the shoes”

-“capitalism is my sugar daddy”

-“when aang is riding someone do you think he says yip yip

-“Capitalism breeds innovation? How bout you breed this bussy”

Senior

-“Ollie: Can Jewish people eat the Lorax?

Jillian: Yeah. He is canonically a Nazi you know

Ollie: …Are you implying that nazis are kosher?

Jillian: Yeah how do you think we won the war dumbass”

-“I wanna get manhandled”

-“chryssy is SO thicc. Thats why benson loves her.”

-“are we still meeting autism?”

-“so what im hearing is you stole my prostate??”

-"Benson doesnt have a liver? What about her alcoholism problems!”

-“do [squirrels] have beaks or are they flat?”

-“ I feel like I’d fall into a pond.”

-“I didn’t come”

-“Cis piss”

-“YOU GRABBED HIS JICK?”

-“Everytime I come out as ace people send me all their ace stuff” “omg thats what I do for my italian friends”

-“I wanna be someones thyroid problem”

-“Yeah you could go to bobby about your skin cancer”

-“I feel really pregnant right now”

-“stomachs love diluted slim jims”

-“benson is a milf”

-“aj just gave birth to me” “how?” “teamwork”

-“the universe is nothing but a collection of corpses”

-“tight shaggy”

-“the moonwalking bear will come back to haunt you”

-“You forgot your jizz in the shop”

-“Please be a monster fucker”

-“Wipe the milk moustache off your face because I can’t talk to you”

-“the moonwalking bear will come back to haunt you”

-“You forgot your jizz in the shop”

-“Please be a monster fucker”

-“Wipe the milk mustache off your face because I can’t talk to you”

-“Mr. Hands is my safe-word”

Freshman pt 2

-“nah this isn’t true love this is smash or pass man”

-“the more swords the more smash”

-“virgin??? Like VIRGINIA??”

-“He’s really going ham on him”

[omegagenix53]

Unveiling the Aroma: The Boom in Herbal Incense Sales

1. Introduction: The Aromatic Revolution

1.1. A Fragrant Awakening

Explore the rising trend of herbal incense sales, signaling a fragrant awakening in the world of aromatherapy and relaxation.

1.2. The Market Dynamics

Understand the market dynamics driving the surge in herbal incense sales, from cultural shifts to the quest for holistic well-being.

2. The Variety: A Bouquet of Fragrances

2.1. Traditional Blends

Delve into the popularity of traditional herbal blends, their cultural significance, and the timeless allure they bring to the market.

2.2. Contemporary Infusions

Discover the innovative and contemporary infusions captivating a new generation of herbal incense enthusiasts.

3. The Online Marketplace: A Click Away from Serenity

3.1. E-Commerce Explosion

Explore the role of e-commerce in the herbal incense market, providing accessibility and convenience to consumers worldwide.

3.2. Trusted Platforms

Highlight reputable online platforms where users can confidently explore and purchase a variety of herbal incense blends.

4. The Rituals of Burning: A Sensorial Experience

4.1. Elevating the Atmosphere

Understand how burning herbal incense transforms spaces, creating an enchanting atmosphere that promotes relaxation and mindfulness.

4.2. The Art of Choosing

Guide readers in the art of selecting the right herbal incense for their preferences, occasions, and desired effects.

5. The Wellness Connection: Mind, Body, and Soul

5.1. Stress Relief and Beyond

Discuss the holistic benefits of herbal incense, including stress relief, mental clarity, and the promotion of overall well-being.

5.2. Cautionary Considerations

Address potential considerations and guidelines for responsible and safe herbal incense use.

6. The Future of Herbal Incense Sales

6.1. Emerging Trends

Explore emerging trends in the herbal incense market, from sustainable practices to the integration of technology.

6.2. Global Expansion

Consider the potential for global expansion in herbal incense sales, breaking cultural boundaries, and reaching diverse demographics.

7. Conclusion: Riding the Fragrant Wave

In conclusion, the surge in herbal incense sales is not just a trend; it's a fragrant wave reshaping how individuals seek relaxation and well-being.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

Q1: Can herbal incense be used daily?

While it can be used daily, moderation is key. Pay attention to personal preferences and reactions.

Q2: Are there age restrictions for purchasing herbal incense?

In most regions, herbal incense is available for purchase by adults. Check local regulations for age restrictions.

Q3: How do I know which herbal incense is right for me?

Experiment with different blends to find the fragrance that resonates with your preferences and desired effects.

Q4: Can herbal incense help with sleep?

Certain blends with relaxing herbs may contribute to a calming atmosphere that supports better sleep.

Q5: Are there any eco-friendly herbal incense options?

Yes, some brands focus on sustainable and eco-friendly practices in the production of herbal incense.

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[ao3feed-undertale1]

Learning Our Ages (Working Title)

read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/49652464 by Reylein Papyrus was seventeen when his and Sans' father ...left. But that isn't too important. What is important is that monsters age slowly compared to humans. And while Papyrus is still the human equivalent of seventeen, Sans has yet to reach what the humans would consider two years old. With mother doors and human garbage this will be a wild ride. Please do not riot over the inadequate description if anyone has anything better please comment it. Words: 738, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/F Characters: Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Undyne (Undertale), Alphys (Undertale), Asgore Dreemurr, Monster Kid (Undertale), Grillby (Undertale), Flowey (Undertale), Toriel (Undertale), Other Undertale Characters, Other Character Tags to Be Added Relationships: Papyrus & Sans (Undertale), Sans & Toriel (Undertale), Sans & Undyne (Undertale), Alphys & Sans (Undertale), Asgore Dreemurr & Sans, Monster Kid & Sans (Undertale), Grillby & Sans (Undertale), W. D. Gaster & Sans, W. D. Gaster & Papyrus & Sans, W. D. Gaster & Papyrus, Papyrus & Undyne (Undertale), Alphys & Papyrus (Undertale), Asgore Dreemurr & Papyrus, Grillby & Papyrus (Undertale), Alphys/Undyne (Undertale), Asgore Dreemurr & Undyne, Undyne & Grillby (Undertale), Asgore Dreemurr & Alphys, Alphys & Monster Kid (Undertale), Asgore Dreemurr & Toriel, Flowey & Papyrus (Undertale), Other Relationship Tags to Be Added Additional Tags: Younger Brother Sans (Undertale), Big Brother Papyrus (Undertale), Nonbinary Character, Nonbinary Monster Kid (Undertale), Male Monster Kid (Undertale), He/They Pronouns For Monster Kid, Monster Kid Goes by MK, Pre-Canon, Alphys is Monster Kid/MK's Aunt, Monster Kid/MK is Alphys' Nephew, Babybones (Undertale), Baby Sans (Undertale), Sans and Papyrus Are Half Brothers, Other Additional Tags to Be Added read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/49652464

[silvestromedia]

Saint of the day August 13

St. William Freeman, 1595 A.D. English martyr. Born in East Riding, Yorkshire, he studied at Oxford and was converted to Catholicism in 1586 by the martyrdom of Blessed Edward Stransahm at Tyburn. He went to Reims, France, where he was ordained in 1587. He went back to England the following year, and labored for the English mission in Worcestershire and Warwickshire until arrested in early 1595. Seven months later he was hanged, drawn, and quartered at Warwick on August 13. William was beatified in 1929. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Freeman_(martyr)#:~:text=William%20Freeman%20(c.,by%20Pius%20XI%20in%201929.

STS. PONTIAN, POPE AND MARTYR https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Pontian

St. Hippolytus, Roman Catholic Martyr of Rome with Concordia and other companions. Feastday Aug 13 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippolytus_of_Rome

ST. CASSIAN, MARTYR-https://www.bartleby.com/210/8/132.html https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/419897

Saint Philomena, Roman Catholic Virgin and Martyr. Saint Philomena is a figure wrapped in mystery and for this reason was excluded from the Roman Martyrology of 1961. The Church remembers her on August 13, and an immense devotion surrounds her, especially in her Sanctuary, where her relics are preserved, venerated by pilgrims from around the world. Patroness of the Living Rosary and the Patroness of the Children of Mary, is the only person recognized as a saint solely on the basis of her powerful intercession, although pertinent revelations regarding her life have been recorded. Her relics are now preserved in Mugnano. https://www.vaticannews.va/en/saints/08/13/saint-philomena.html

St. Wigbert, 738 A.D. Abbot and missionary. Originally an English monk, he traveled to Germany, where he accepted the invitation of St. Boniface, who wanted his help in the missionary field and who named him abbot of Fritzlar, near Cassel, France. After a number of years, he was transferred to Ohrdruf, in Thuringia, Germany, but Boniface gave him permission to return to Fritzlar, where he died. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wihtberht

ST. JOHN BERCHMANS,JESUIT, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Berchmans

ST. MAXIMUS THE CONFESSOR,He gave up an enviable civil career to become a monk. Articulating the faith against the heresy of monothelitism, this Father of the Church lost his tongue and his hand for confessing the two wills of Christ. His feast day is August 13. https://www.vaticannews.va/en/saints/08/13/st--maximus-the-confessor.html

[ohwowimlonley]

DAY SIX

James ‘Bucky’ Barnes + choking kink

[warnings - unprotected penetrative sex, dom!bucky, sub!fem!reader, choking]

[word count - 511]

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You pressed your fingertips into the bracing cold of the vibranium, digging your fingertips in vain as he kept the pressure, barely noticing as you tried to free yourself from his hold. You dropped your mouth open, attempting a scream but only achieving a short, strangled exhale. Bucky huffed, lips curling into a satisfied grin at your inability to respond.

You pressed your fingertips into the bracing cold of the vibranium, digging your fingertips in vain as he kept the pressure, barely noticing as you tried to free yourself from his hold. You dropped your mouth open, attempting a scream but only achieving a short, strangled exhale. Bucky huffed, lips curling into a satisfied grin at your inability to respond.

You pressed your fingertips into the bracing cold of the vibranium, digging your fingertips in vain as he kept the pressure, barely noticing as you tried to free yourself from his hold. You dropped your mouth open, attempting a scream but only achieving a short, strangled exhale. Bucky huffed, lips curling into a satisfied grin at your inability to respond.

“That’s better now, isn’t it,” he practically growled, hips bruising your own as he sped up, clearly spurred on by your obvious helplessness.

You bucked up into his thrusts, chasing the building pressure in your core from the combination of the slight lack of oxygen and scraping of his happy trail against your clit. He rolls his eyes, moving his flesh hand down and pressing the palm of his hand flat against your lower stomach, pinning you down and nudging against the bulge of his cock through your walls.

“God, stop moving. D’you want me to stop?” He grunts, flexing his fingers around your throat in warning and pinching the skin of your belly when you squirm in his hold. He basks in the way you halt your petulance at his threat, “no, I didn’t think so,”

You’re sure he can tell how close you are, from how you flood his cock with your juices and clench your walls around his throbbing cock, almost suffocating the tip against your cervix. He doesn’t let up, leaning down and licking into your mouth, not caring for the rivulets of saliva spilling down each of your chins and to the dips of your collarbones.

It was all too much; the lacking air flow clouding your mind and making you limp in his hold, unable and unwilling to fend him off as he drove you towards your high.

“Go on baby, you can do it,” he doubled down, blanketing your body with his own and using his now free hand to rub at your oversensitive clit, “I’m gonna make you cum so hard all for me,”

You could barely nod your head in response, shifting your hips with all your might to get even more friction from the dark haired man above you. He kept his pace steady as your high overtook you, forcing you to ride it out as long as you could take it, “that’s it, my good girl,”

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[stirlingmoss]

G550 4x4² (US-Spec)

New for the 2017 model year, the Mercedes-Benz G550 4x4²  will join the Mercedes-Benz family of SUVs in the United States. The 4x4²  is the most capable G-Class ever, boasting innovative portal axles, three locking differentials, a ground clearance of more than 17" and a 4.0L V8 biturbo engine. The G550 4x4²  will be available in US dealerships beginning in early 2017.

Since development of the G-Class began in 1972, the military--turned-passenger- vehicle has been hand-built in Graz, Austria. The name Gelaendewagen translates literally to "off road vehicle." Since 1979, more than 250,000 vehicles have been delivered to customers around the globe.

In the United States, the G550 4x4²  joins the already-robust G-Class lineup, which features the 416 hp G550, the 563 hp AMG G63, and the 621 hp AMG G65, notably featuring a handcrafted AMG 6.0L V12 biturbo engine producing a massive 738 lb-ft of torque.

Following in the footsteps of the AMG G63 6x6 (not available in the US market), the G550 4x4²  utilizes the series-model G-Class platform as the starting point for an advanced off-road machine featuring advanced portal axles and aggressive body styling.

Ladder-type frame for maximum rigidity and capability

The ladder-type frame found in the G-Class provides the ideal platform for the immense capability afforded by the G550 4x4² . Constructed of steel, up to 4mm (.16 in) thick in some areas, the frame requires over 6,400 individual welds to be fully assembled before it is dip-primed (utilizing electrophoresis) and powder- coated. All interior cavities of the frame are then treated with a hot wax for added protection against water, snow, salt and sand.

2017 Mercedes-Benz G550 4x4² (US-Spec)

The frame of the G-Class provides a robust platform that is better suited for off- road use than a unibody, offering ideal protection for the fuel tank, exhaust system and drivetrain if the vehicle bottoms out on an off-road obstacle. When driving on articulating surfaces, the ladder-type frame prevents the body from twisting forces which could severely damage a more conventional unibody.

No modification or reinforcement to the frame found under existing G-Class models was required when building the G550 4x4²  despite the adaptation of highly- specialized and capable portal axle system.

Advanced suspension provides traction on demanding terrain

Equipped with dual springs and damper struts, the G550 4x4²  has an extremely high range of available spring travel to ensure maximum surface contact even on the toughest off-road terrain. Adjustable-damping shocks are aided by two stabilizer bars ensure a comfortable ride off-road and sporty performance on-road despite a large amount of ground clearance.

Portal axles for increased ground clearance, capability

One of the technical highlights of the G550 4x4²  are the portal axles. Unlike a conventional axle, the portal axles found on the 4x4²  allow for axle input and the wheel center to be two drastically different heights. By utilizing a series of gears similar to those found in a transmission, power is transferred from the G-Class" rigid axles downward to the wheel hub.

Portal axles allow suspension geometry, steering connections and drive shafts to remain unchanged from other G-Class models thanks to their ability to keep the position of the rigid axles relative to the chassis unchanged. Load is reduced from all reciprocating components, especially the drive shafts, thanks to the internal gears found in the portal axles. Further, as the speedometer takes a reading from the rigid axles, fitting larger and more aggressive off-road tires does not require a recalibration of the speedometer.

The addition of portal axles has provided a max load ground clearance of over 17" and has increased track width over a conventional G-Class by over 9" in the front and 10" in the rear.

The best just got better: The G550 4x4²  is more capable than ever off road

The G500 4x4²  offers unprecedented amounts of off-road capability, even in comparison with the G550. Portal axles have afforded the 4x4²  the ability to off- road where even heavily-modified off-road vehicles wouldn't dare thanks to massive ground clearance, fording depth, approach, departure and breakover angles.

G550 4x4² 

Max approach angle 30°51.6°+21.6° Max departure angle 30°43.8°+13.8° Breakover angle 24°47.4°+23.4° Maximum tilt angle 28.4°28.4°+0° Ground Clearance (max load) 9.3”17.2”+7.9” Fording depth 23.6”39.4”+15.8”

Specialized drivetrain offers unparalleled off-roading ability

All G-Class models feature permanent all-wheel drive which has been configured for maximum traction with a 50:50 torque distribution to the front and rear axles. With an advanced 4ETS electronic traction control system, a transfer case featuring three 100% locking differentials and an off-road low-range gear, the G-Class family offers unparalleled off-roading ability.

Low Range mode reduces the center differential gear ratio from 1:1 to 1:2 which allows for slow, more controllable off-road driving, including on steep descents. Low Range mode also helps to reduce strain on various drivetrain components.

By locking front, center and rear differentials in Low Range mode, each wheel will spin at the same RPM, thus directing torque to the wheels which are able to obtain traction. The G-Class is able to move forward even if only a single wheel is able to gain traction.

Powerful 4.0L V8 biturbo engine

Featuring a 4.0L V8 biturbo engine, the G550 4x4²  produces 416 hp and 450 lb-ft of torque for exemplary on-and-off-road performance. This newly developed engine, featuring twin turbochargers located between the cylinder banks, allows for a compact design that easily fits within the G-Class engine bay.

An aluminum-alloy crankcase reduces weight and ensures maximum strength and the cylinder walls feature NANOSLIDE® technology, which creates a surface twice as hard as a conventional cast-iron cylinder liner while simultaneously reducing friction and improving fuel economy.

Power is transferred to all four wheels by way of a 7G-TRONIC 7-speed automatic transmission. With no interruption in power between gear changes, short shift times and smooth gear changes, on-and-off-road driving is both more comfortable and efficient than was previously possible.

A classic look with modern touches

The exterior design of the G-Class has become an icon in the automotive design landscape, maintaining the original shape with only minor changes since it first became available for consumers to purchase in 1979*. While the G550 4x4²  retains the classic G-Class shape, it boasts an even more intimidating appearance with its extraordinary ground clearance and wide track width.

A comfortable, high-quality interior

Inside, the G550 4x4² , occupants are treated to all the safety, entertainment and luxury features that have come to be expected of the Mercedes-Benz brand. An 8" COMAND® infotainment system, featuring satellite navigation, is equipped as standard.

The G550 4x4²  will be available at US dealers by early 2017.

*Mercedes-Benz USA began official imports of the G-Class in Fall of 2002 for MY2003.

(M-Benz USA Press Release)

[f1mike28]

Produktplatzierung / Product Placement Mercedes-Maybach S 680 4MATIC „The Ultimate Luxury Sedan“.

The Mercedes-Maybach brand represents the manifestation of sophisticated luxury in its most advanced form. The new-generation Mercedes-Maybach S-Class demonstrates an elegant combination of sublime beauty, refinement and tailored craftsmanship, alongside its industry-leading innovations in terms of intelligent drive, connectivity and driving comfort.

The exterior design of the Mercedes-Maybach showcases unique and distinctive features, including Maybach-exclusive highlights such as the front bumper and radiator grille with Maybach lettering, engine hood trim strip, illuminated seamless door handles and Maybach door sill panels in stainless steel illuminated in the front and rear.

Equipped with a handcrafted 6.0-liter V12 biturbo engine, the S 680 4MATIC is the most powerful model in the Mercedes-Maybach lineup, capable of producing 621 hp and 738 lb-ft of torque and rocketing the luxury sedan from zero to 60 mph in just 4.4 seconds. The new-generation S 680 now includes the 4MATIC all-wheel drive system for the first time. Delivering 31% torque distribution to the front axle and 69% to the rear axle, the 4MATIC system offers the best possible traction and driving stability while delivering the highest level of ride comfort and driving dynamics.

Mercedes-AMG One man, one engine Handcrafted by Michael Kübler @f1mike28 in Germany Affalterbach. Driving Performance is my Passion! Mercedes-AMG the Performance and Sports Car Brand from Mercedes-Benz and Exclusive Partner for Pagani Automobili. Mercedes-AMG Handcrafted by Racers.

[saintodo]

thots: iwaizumi and dumbification

♡ pairing: iwaizumi hajime x afab!reader

♡ word count: 738

♡ warnings: dom iwaizumi, sub reader, explicit content, unprotected sex, dumbification, overstimulation, not proofread

“i don’t wanna think anymore,” you whimper, clinging to iwaizumi’s shoulders. his skin prickles beneath your touch; your nails dig a little too harshly into the tightly corded muscles of his upper back. the slight pain fades into the background, iwaizumi’s main concern at the moment is taking care of you.

“shh, don’t worry baby, i got you,” he gruffly responds. he physically smooths the furrow between your brows with a calloused thumb, dragging it down the side of your face to affectionately rub at your cheek to soothe the pinched expression your face has twisted in. his heart melts at the way you so easily melt into his touch, turning your cheek to savor the feel of his hand against your skin. your day must have been absolute shit for you to be so needy.

later, you and iwaizumi will discuss why your day was so awful, but for now iwaizumi intends on abiding by your wishes. “gonna fuck my pretty baby stupid just like they want,” he says, eliciting a soft whine from you. he fits his large hands around the underneath of your knees, prompting you to wrap your legs around iwaizumi’s trim waist.

his cock drags between your folds, along your dripping slit as he slowly rocks his hips back and forth. the stimulation feels good, but not nearly enough. you want iwaizumi inside of you already. he gently shushes you again when you whine at him to quit teasing. “be patient, baby. ‘m gonna fuck that pretty lil brain out, don’t worry.”

he punctuates the end of his sentence by sliding his cock inside the tight, wet heat of your drooling cunt. he sinks in, inch by inch, until his hip bone is flush to yours. your gummy walls are velvety soft, he can feel your pussy pulsating around his dick. iwaizumi releases a hissed moan when you clench hard around him.

“you’re so tight,” he groans into the crook of your neck. your pussy sucks him right back in when he pulls out half-way to thrust his hips forward. iwaizumi snakes his hands underneath you and raises your hips off of the mattress to get a better angle. a high-pitched keen rips from your throat when his dick hits your g-spot head on.

“hajime, i need more.”

“what did i say, baby? ‘m gonna fuck you until you can’t think,” he spits out. his fingers dig into the fat of your ass as he props himself onto his haunches. you claw at his shoulders when his pace speeds up exponentially. each forceful thrust of his has you seeing stars, his cock hitting that spot deep within you. the bed frame groans beneath your bodies.

iwaizumi watches as a haze of arousal settles over your eyes. he can see your worries leaving your mind, the stress melting off of your shoulders. good. that means he’s doing his job right. mindless babbles begin to spill from your lips when he brings a finger to rub at your clit.

“you wanna cum?” iwaizumi hums above you. your tongue feels heavy in your mouth, so you do what you can and shakily nod your head instead. iwaizumi nearly coos at how cute you are. not a thought going on in that pretty brain of yours except the need to cum.

his hips harshly bumps against yours as he pulls out nearly all the way, just the tip of his cock inside of you, to slam his hips back in. his finger rubs fast circles against your clit as he rams his dick into you, the combined stimulation easily sending you right over the precipice.

your eyes squeeze shut and your lips part into an o shape as an overwhelming wave of pleasure crashes over you. iwaizumi’s pace doesn’t falter as you ride out your orgasm, even when you begin to whine from the overstimulation. the constant friction quickly catapults you right into another intense orgasm.

iwaizumi hisses when your nails dig bright red lines into his back, the prickling pain feeling good combined with the intoxicating heat of your pussy. he chuckles as you begin to wail, your hips moving on their own accord to fuck yourself onto his cock. so cute. babbles of how good it feels continue to slip past your lips. that’s no good.

iwaizumi readjusts his grip on your thighs: he intends on fucking you until you can’t think, let alone speak.