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Kipperlily just kinda sucks now.
Spoilers for Fantasy High Junior Year, as of episode 16.
I, personally, have not been on the *hate kipperlily* train. I've been looking forward to her pretty much since we met her, a passive-aggressively busybody, a mean girl Riz. Is she evil? Is she just nasty? Will she eventually team up with the bad kids? Ect. And I'd like to say that now I just kinda don't care anymore, she's just... She's not fun to speculate about anymore. I have some info I think people aren't considering, so please read, and I'm also not complaining about the *writing* or Brennan's choices. This is a perfectly logical reveal, doesn't contrast anything, and I'm still excited to see the season unfold. But in terms of kipperlily lore I'm good, she's not potential anymore, she's just kinda shitty. Sorry she's a rage rez now, hope she gets better but kinda fuck her in general now.
Let me be clear, for all those *wildly* speculating about her motivations or making her into something she's not: she is just plain, jealous, full stop, when it comes to tragedy. She is not attuned to larger magical events, she does not have a point, she is fucking *wrong.* Why is she wrong? Consider the main thing she's upset about; that Riz has an adventure advantage because his dad was eaten by Kalvaxis, so he's motivated to adventure more than a normal person.
Let me remind 'yall real quick Riz *did not know* this had happened. Riz, thought his dad was just as relatively 'normal' as kipperlily's. He found out his dad was an agent *halfway through the year* and died in the service, and found out it was *Kalvaxis* that killed him, let me fucking remind you, in the finale from the dragon himself. Kipperlily, has known this for most of freshman year and hated Riz for it. This means she dug up *extremely traumatic* information on a fellow student and proceeded to project her insecurities on him, seeing him as having an advantage in life, while that kid *did not know* any of this and thought his dad, I don't know, died in a car crash or something.
She's wrong from the jump. She digs into people's personal shit for her own *satisfaction*, makes sweeping assumptions about people she doesn't even bother to talk to, and rails against the system for not being fair and rewarding her for *not* experiencing a tragedy. Love Brennan, love this story, fuck kipperlily. She is *not* a sympathetic suffering queen she has toxic insecurities and of all people *Jawbone* has been ineffective at clocking and addressing this problem. I'm all for people who need help getting it but it doesn't make her any less of a creep.
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ducksbeloved · 2 months
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kristen this kipperlilly that... what about surprise riz sweep via write-in votes
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18catsreading · 2 months
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Lou and Ally's head swivel from Riz to Gorgug during the birthday party dialogue. It was just this perfect visual sweep 🤌
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remidyal · 6 months
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Fantasy High Junior Year Prediction Poll Part 5
So last week I tried to avoid a sweep by not including Fabian/Aelwyn for the breakup poll and Kristen/Tracker breaking up won, joining the other results so far of Kristen being the most likely to kill her dad, the most likely big bad being Sol/Helio/Galicaea, and Kristen being the most likely bad kid to die.
Let's do a poll Kristen definitely won't win:
Riz as aro/ace would count since while the audience has a confirmation at least of the ace part, the Bad Kids don't have an explicit one.
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ashesoriley · 6 months
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Gilear is not included
He would sweep
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whatapunderfullife · 2 months
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Friendly reminder that Riz is cannonically aromatic (and aroace coded).
Friendly reminder to stop erasing his cannon aro-ness because you think that "he would like x relationship."
Friendly reminder to stop erasing Riz's aromaticness in general. It was his major arc in fhsy.
Friendly reminder that cannonically in live shows and fhsy Adine (and her friends) has been questioning if she is aspec.
Friendly reminder that when you headcannon Adine as aroace, the aromatic part is just as important as the ace part.
Friendly reminder you can headcannon Adine as just ace. (just know that it is not Better like morally.)
Friendly reminder you can headcannon Adine anywhere on or off aaspec, it just is not the "better" option to headcannoning her as aromatic.
Friendly reminder that aromatic is an underrepersented identity.
Friendly reminder people can be aromatic and not asexual.
Friendly reminder that aroace is a spectrum.
Friendly reminder queerplatonic relationships exist.
Friendly reminder that in the Nightmare Forest we specifically learn that Riz is uninterested in relationships like his peers (including when it shoes Fig and Adya just talking)
Friendly reminder aspec people don't have to be in any relationship.
Friendly reminder no one has to be in any relationship and queerplationic relationships aren't just for aspec people.
Friendly reminder that aromantic is a valid identity and to stop sweeping it under the rug when it comes to your favorite fanatasy high charators, because while they are fictional, aromatic fans can, will, and do see you being arophobic (weather your intention is to be arophobic or not)
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allthecastlesonclouds · 7 months
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bulleted headcannons of fh dance studio 🫴
oh my GOSH okay yes!!
aguefort owns the studio. nobody knows how bc he does one (1) type of dance and it's fucking BALLROOM. he somehow keeps the studio running though so nobody stops him
ayda works the main office mostly. she danced at a studio that did the yearly nutcracker and then got tired of it and wanted to learn some other versions.
(she does a lot of contemporary now, especially to hip-hop music. it's cool as hell.)
kristen does modern and takes ballet. she tries so hard and she is so strong but she is. absolute shit at anything harder than a piqué. she likes modern bc cass lets her work in her ribbon dancer. she's also Really Good with choreo and technique!! she can spot the issue in Seconds
she helps out around the studio a lot too!! definitely not to see more of the girl with the pretty side cut who dances in the later hours :)
gorgug does hip hop bc he loves the community aspect of it! and ballet- he does a lot of the background/supporting work.
he's never had a solo. all the bad kids want him to ask for one because he's really fucking good how dare he. he tells them that aguefort doesn't like him.
(arthur doesn't like him. ayda would fight the world for him.)
fig is a jazz+tap girlie but she was Raised on ballet+tap so she's signed up for ballet too! she's been doing tap since she was So Little and it's genuinely just. her favorite thing ever.
she crashes the hip hop classes often. nobody stops her because she has the Energy Ever.
adaine, like fig, was put into ballet as a kid (along with aelwyn)
she met riz and he dragged her to a hip hop class and she simply. has not gone back. added contemporary onto her repertoire and a technique class and pointe. definitely the busiest out of everyone.
riz tried it for like. school. and fucking loved it. he thought it would be good networking, good resume filling, good exercise- and also he loved it. that comes last in the list of importance tho
that guy choreographs and performs the most complex ballet pieces known to man. kristen has tried one during an after-recital party and that video is used as blackmail to this day
he does ballet and jazz. he's tried every class at the studio and settled into those two. he's perfectly fine in his comfort zone thank you!
fabian started as a solely Jazz dancer. his dad died and he underwent a whole buncha self evaluation and then signed up for so many classes- he's taking no joke like 10.
jazz. ballet. tap. technique. modern. contemporary. hip hop. pointe. he's doing it all and having the Time Of His Life.
and now we get into the actual *studio*! whoaa it only took 17 bullet points!
their studio doesn't do a show performance, like the nutcracker, or competitions, but they do work a lot on choreography and do multiple performances throughout the year
you can request to do a solo/double/group piece that's multi-track! ayda Somehow fits it in the schedule. you get a teacher advisor (for the bad kids maybe jawbone?) who gives advice but the dance is mostly choreographed by you
these dances are the highlights of the recitals. fig wants to do one but is already doing a solo so she wants to work on a group piece! she and adaine have traumabonded in multiple classes so she asks her first
adaine goes. you're not gonna believe what i'm about to do. and snags riz. fig grabs gorgug. they're the initial four.
they spy fabian after a late-night rehearsal having a mental breakdown through dance and go huh. he was already becoming less stuck up. let's speed up the process.
kristen swings by later, sweeping and restocking toilet paper and shit and offhandedly offers some solutions to things they're struggling with
and lo and behold the bad kids are created! they have No Concept of time ever. but they're gonna choreograph a dance and by god it's going to look good!!
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bullet-prooflove · 6 months
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TheWall! Series Part One: Poker Night - Bishop Losa x Reader
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It’s poker night at Vicki’s.
Bishop thinks it’s going to be quiet. A couple of drinks, a few rounds of cards while the rest of the guys blow off a little bit of steam. It’s more toned down than it used to be now that most of them have coupled up, but they’ve got a few guys up from Yuma who were looking for a specific form of entertainment and Vicki’s happy to oblige.
Bishop’s playing out the best hand of his life when they hear the gun shots. He knows the sound of a high calibre, long range weapon when he hears it. Despite your best efforts the Reed Coalition are still hunting down immigrants. He knows you’re not out there tonight. You’re meeting with the accountant to discuss the community centre’s finances. Still hearing those gun shots, it puts the shits up him. They were close, too close he thinks.
It's the flash of headlights that makes his heart sink, the sound of wheels spinning out on gravel. Creeper slides the curtain back and Bishop sees the colour drain out of his face before an expletive leaves his mouth. He’s on his feet as the door is thrown open.
It’s you that Riz is carrying, you who’s bleeding out in the other man’s arms. Drops of blood trail down your limp wrist, pattering onto the hard wood floor. Bishop knows that he’ll hear that sound in his fucking dreams.
Coco uses his arm to sweep the cards and poker chips from the table, the plastic disks scatter across the floor, rolling under chairs that are being shifted to make way for the causality. Riz is careful as he lays you down, Bishop takes in the sight of him as Gilly assists. Theres’s glass in his hair, miniscule shards glittering in the warm glow from the lights above. Streaks of crimson run down the left side of his face in rivets from slices across his forehead, cheek and neck. His shirt is soaked with blood, a mixture of both yours and his.
You’re awake, your hand is pressing Riz’s hoodie against the wound just under your clavicle. Coco covers your palm with his own, taking over the task. Bishop’s hand slips into yours, clasping it tightly, quiet reassurance that he’s there, that you aren’t alone. He feels that relief thundering through his system when you squeeze back. You hiss when Coco removes the hoodie, his features pinched as he tries to assess the wound.
“Stitches is on route, but she's an hour out.” Creeper informs them before Vicki shoves a First Aid kit into his hands and directs him to one of the bedrooms up the stairs. Her attention switches to Riz, guiding him onto one of the barstools as Hank flicks open the clasps of his own First Aid box.
“We need to take you upstairs.” Bishop tells you. “Get you some privacy so that Coco can get a better look at that wound. I’ll follow you up alright?”
You nod, a tear leaking down your cheek that he chases away the calloused pad of his thumb.
“I’m gonna be right here Mi Cielito.” He promises you. “Everything is gonna be ok.”
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biblicalhorror · 1 month
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I keep seeing posts about how Fig should be the one to run for president instead of Kristen and I could not disagree more tbh.
Fig hates responsibility literally more than anything else. She hates deadlines. She hates structure. Sure, the chaos anarchist might be exactly the energy Aegfort would want running his school, but she's fundamentally incompatible with that kind of position of power. She's charismatic, yes. But a grand majority of the time, she prefers to use her charisma for trickery and deception, not for popularity or politics. She has a very hard time being likeable or impressive as herself, which we see in action during the most recent episode with the note to Riz, or during episode 1 when she convinces Gorgug he was the one to seal the Night Yorb. In fact, a running character theme for her this season has been about how uncomfortable Fig is with herself, whether that's in regard to physically being in her own body or in keeping agreements with herself. Being student body president puts a lot of pressure onto how you the person is perceived, which Fig would absolutely struggle with immensely. (Tbh it would be very funny if she ran as Wanda Childa, though.) Fig is also an extremely loving and caring person, which I think people assume would translate well to a position in politics. But the thing is, Fig intensely cares for her own people. The opposite side of that coin is that she is also very frequently extremely distrusting of random strangers for little to no reason. She is kind, but in the sense of being extremely loyal and protective of her loved ones, not necessarily in the sense of being humanitarian. Frankly, I think the pressure of having that much power over so many of her peers would not be good for her mentally. Not to mention the fact that she actively has the bird cop coming after her for identity theft. The last thing she needs is more visibility.
Kristen, on the other hand, is almost entirely motivated by The Greater Good. She has a very hard time showing up for the people in her life on a day-to-day basis, and she also has a very hard time even caring for herself on a basic level, but she is always looking at the big picture and calling out structural injustices. Her main motivation as a character revolves around fighting against inequitable power structures created by evangelist gods, and she will never fail to put herself directly in the line of danger if it means protecting someone else, especially if she can stand up to some bullies in the process. This is the girl who, without any casting ability, decided to use a cantrip to try and help two souls, one of which was a literal stranger, pass on to the afterlife together in peace. She wants to bring people together more than anything else. Interestingly, she is also not good at facing herself and being perceived. However, unlike Fig, she deals with almost a disconnect between her public persona and her true inner self, which manifests as random chaos to keep other prople at arms length rather than constantly hiding herself behind different disguises. In a way, she's actually a super compelling foil to Fig. Kristen is very bad at being there for the people she's closest to, but she knows how to reach out to strangers and offer community. She knows how it feels to be isolated from her own power due to a disempowering social structure, and she understands grand, sweeping social power arguably more deeply than any of the other bad kids due to her history with all of her various dieties. Kristen, deep down, struggles with seeing herself as a person with agency rather than a conduit for power, and her fear of her power being exploited by a greater being to bring suffering unto others I think actually puts her in kind of the perfect position to be going into politics. She will always be vigilant about making sure there is a voice for the voiceless, and she would not put the needs of the few above the needs of the many. Also, she brings exactly the brand of chaos Aegfort is known for into all of her campaign-related interactions. And thanks to her friends, that might win her the election.
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Thoughts on a Beastars swap story where Juno is the main protagonist and Louis is the one who gets ambushed by her at the fountain?
I mean, Juno doesn't have Legosi's hang-ups about instincts, so...bye Louis!
Seriously though, that would be an interesting opening. The most popular kid at school, slated to be the next Beastar, is devoured by a mysterious assailant?
The whole school would be thrown into utter chaos, and if it came out that the bite marks were canine then I could easily see the staff having to stand guard outside the canine dorms to stop other students from just attacking them.
Just complete and utter chaos, frankly. Legosi is panicking because he's a large canine and his fellow students already found him creepy, so now the staff (at least the less polite ones) are side-eyeing him heavily.
Voss tried to walk to class and got kicked down a flight of stairs, despite the fact his jaws were way too small to realistically cause the bite marks on Louis' body.
A wave of anti-canine sentiment sweeps through Cherryton, and before long into Denko too. During the investigation, the police learn about Tem - maybe from Rokume? - and start looking into that too. Riz is captured by Yafya himself, and eventually they manage to find and arrest Juno too.
With both killers caught, the paranoia starts to lessen, but canine and bear students are all quite heavily discriminated against for several more years. Tigers begin to get a worse reputation, as sneaky and deceitful, after Principal Gon is arrested for failing to report the predation incident with Tem - he probably did report it in canon, but here I'm going off the idea that everything was too hectic at first and so it fell through the cracks. Then the Louis/Juno thing happened, and...yeah.
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real-seadweller-heir · 3 months
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I shøuld prøbably make an intrø pøst, sø here. I'm Yvette Milcet. 8.5 sweeps, he/him. I am currrently a gøldbløød but am wørking øn becøming the next fuchsia ruler -- beføre yøu ask, nø, I am nøt """transcaste""". in fact, I wøuld appreciate it if such trølls stayed away frøm me. Caste is nøt øn the same identity level as gender is. I am nøt making myself fuchsia tø "sølidify my identity", I am døing it tø rule all øf Alternia. as før external øutliers, after talking tø søme trølls I appear tø be in a different time frame ; the sweep før me is trøll-1956. I høpe this explains away høw seemingly "ødd" my cløthing is, as yøu all seem tø be wearing....t shirts and. shørts?? I digress. I alsø may talk abøut my experiments using "we" ør refferring tø a friend -- this friend is Helixe (who t✦lks like this), a jadebløød helping me with my prøject. ...and, if it really matters, the fuchsia's name was Azerat. welcøme tø my bløg.
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dominosbrackets · 1 year
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*holds mic to your face* how do you, the poll creator, feel about the remaining aro characters right now?
grabs the mic with my mouth and swallows it whole. well im not super thrilled with lilith just cuz ive never seen toh in fact i have a mild distaste for it (no particular reason it was just Everywhere for a while yk). meowth i have a bit of distaste for as well just because hes a throwaway filler answer that got further than expected and ended up sweeping my favs 😭 though i admit i shouldve thought through his addition more and also i love him anyway 🫶
i think my top 3 in order would have to be riz, saiki, and merida (as sad as i am that she took out yousweep). while riz is my number one im probably going to vote saiki in the semifinals since i think he has a better chance. perry is whatever
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ecoamerica · 25 days
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starrazorr · 1 year
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genuinely cannot believe fjord beat beast boy in the green poll and also dying laughing at the people who are legitimately LIVID that fjord beat beast boy in the green poll
also i think it's gonna be riz vs fjord next so live play communities we need to set aside our differences and band together to let fjord, the ultimate loserboy malewife, sweep the green competition. it's what veth would have wanted.
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remidyal · 5 months
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Bad Ideas of the Day, part 5, Even Worse Edition
It's time for my monthly-ish roundup of my regular bad ideas of the day from the D20 fanfic discord! Last month's is available here and has links back to all the prior ones because now there's too many for me to be bothered direct linking here!
As usual, these are a mix of fantasy high and other D20 prompts and are open for anyone who wants to do something with them, though I appreciate letting me know because I wanna read it!
Bad idea of the day, class swap (but not like that) edition: Due to a clerical error - namely, their cleric signed them up for it - all of the bad kids have to attend each other's classes for a week, resulting in Fabian sitting through a Worlds Religion lecture, Kristen doing her -3 Dex best to sneak around in rogue classes, Gorgug going to the bard classes that Fig never actually went to, Riz doing his best to remember everything Adaine's ever mentioned about how wizarding works, Fig faking fighting instead of raging for once, and Adaine trying to pass off her furious fist as just being how her anger manifests
Bad idea of the day, abc edition: In the village of Happly, at the harvest festival, Pinnochio enters his infamous bubblegum and whiskey pie and gets himself run out of town by a mob of angry villagers
Bad Idea of the Day, Toxic Masculinity is Undead edition: The adventurers of Solace are well aware of Halloween, because every year on that date the soulless corpses of villains slain in the past year rise again to chase after their killers. Can Fabian keep ahead of both Zombie Penelope Everpetal and Zombie Bill Seacaster?
Bad idea of the day, Figueroth Faeth's Day Off edition: Receiving notification halfway through junior year that one more unexcused absence is going to result in her being expelled, Fig drags her friends into a heist to break into the school, fake her attendance record and show that she's been there the whole time.
Bad Idea of the Day, Drama Edition: It turns out that there's a reason that Aguefort has a theater department. Once every hundred years, a performance must be put on that is quote truly moving unquote lest the school be destroyed, and it turns out that Riz is fated to play the heroine of the most recent attempt. Can the Bad Kids teach him to not botch his lines or hide under the stage?
Bad idea of the day, not all cats are good cats: Puss in Boots must fight off a new contender for children's hearts and minds as the trickster cat du dour. Can he successfully murder this strange cat and his lame rhymes and thing-like minions to keep his throne, or will he be the first to fall to seussian influences?
Bad idea of the day, death stalks you edition: Adaine starts sending out Solstice cards to people who annoy her throughout the year with prophecies of their deaths. Most of them she just makes up, but one or two are genuine every year just to mix things up.
Bad idea of the day, World's Greatest Detective edition: Riz is asked to solve a murder that seems to have all the classic detective tropes he truly loves involved; it's only partway through that he realizes that Fabian, with their friends' help, has staged it because they were all worried about Riz getting bored and spiraling between quests.
Bad idea of the day, I know Halloween was two days ago but I rewatched in the mouth of madness recently edition: The Bad Kids come to realize they are being controlled by mysterious and unknowable forces, and reach a decision: To cut off the flow of evil into the world, they are going to need to find and kill whatever a 'DM' is.
Bad idea of the day, I think we've all learned some valuable lessons here edition: The Dream Team realizes some kind of truly awful existence is sweeping over new york, in which every conversation and conflict ends with everyone having picked up a seemingly valuable but really quite shallow moral to the tale; they eventually figure out that it is in fact an attempt by a powerful sorcerer to turn the world into an after school special on this, a very special episode of The Unsleeping City.
Bad idea of the day, No Really A Starstruck ODYSSEY edition: The crew take a smash and grab job investigating missing people near a remote outpost, and discover a mad scientist conducting strange experiments but also offering great hospitality and food. Can the crew of the Wurst figure everything out before the more foolish of them (gunnie) end up as pigs?
Bad idea of the day, just how sure are you about this new god edition: In the summer before junior year, Fig and the Sig Figs record a music video for their new smash single. Watching it for the first time, Saint Kristen Applebees notices something in the video that noone else seems to be able to see: A familiar tabaxi, hanging out in the crowd watching the concert.
Bad idea of the day, that gum you like is going to come back in style edition: Fig at last discovers Porter's one flaw that makes him a truly intimidating barbarian with an unstoppable rage: Students putting chewed gum onto the bottom of their desks.
Bad idea of the day, ashes to ashes edition: Tired of Fig's chainsmoking cloves, Jawbone and Tracker stage an intervention to maybe at least talk her into some sort of rebellious vice that doesn't stink up the home of two werewolves with strong senses of smell at least
Bad idea of the day, my frog is real and so is magic edition: Adaine grows up without spellcasting ability at all until on the morning she starts at Aguefort, when on her way walking to school she runs across a frog who offers her magical powers she might be able to use to improve her life.
Bad Idea of the Day, You Wouldn't Steal a Car edition: Seeking to impress his father, Fabian gets into Solace's new age of piracy, selling illegal copies of movies, music and apps throughout Elmville. Will the lawsuits catch up to him in the end, or can his amass a horde of treasure suitable for a Seacaster?
Bad idea of the day, unfamiliar edition: At Some Point in the future, Jayhson feels a magical tug from afar and appears due to the whims of one of these 'humans' who has summoned a familiar. Can he kill this whizzered and get back to his family?
Bad idea of the day, I shot the Sheriff edition: Riz wakes up one fine morning in his office to discover Agent Angela Worrel came knocking in the night, and one of the traps his paranoid ass has set up for his office has killed her. Can he cover up this capital offense, or will Worrel finally succeed, posthumously, in getting at least one Bad Kid in jail long term?
Bad idea of the day, foreseeable problems edition: The Hangman gets impounded due to a series of unpaid parking tickets, leading Fabian to argue that the Hangman should count as a pet and not a vehicle. This results in him also getting tickets for having his dog off the leash.
Bad idea of the day, Heaven or Hell edition: Following an unfortunate but hopefully temporary death, Figueroth Faeth finds herself at the center of a dispute between the planes that threatens a war, as Hell wants its archdevil but Rock Heaven insists that they have a claim to everyone who has a rock album go platinum. Will this begin a true battle of the bands?
Bad idea of the day, I admit these are getting weirder edition: The bad kids wake up one morning in the midst of a campaign designed by just the worst kind of a DM, with railroaded sidequests, boring samey npcs, and combat every six feet. Can they figure out what's going on and escape back to Spyre before rocks fall and they all die?
Bad idea of the day, Lost Things and Misfit Toys edition: Irritated as hell at the blue fairy after ending up a puppet again, Pinocchio turns not to his new stepmother for power but instead someone else who dislikes the blue fairy, someone else who believes in the occasional misdirection, someone who is pretending to be the blue fairy's sister…. one "Gwendolyn Thistlehop".
Bad idea of the day, the WORST fusion edition: After she goes on a mission trip to parts unknown, all of the bad kids notice that Kristen is acting… odder than normal. This is because (burrow's end spoiler!) she's being piloted by chipmunks, of course.
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𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒐𝒍𝒚𝒄𝒖𝒔, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂𝒃𝒆 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒆𝝂𝒆𝒔.
this character is a low level ranked member of and allied with the minotaur network. suggested faces — please note, this character must be 30+ years old. manny montana; barry keoghan; robbie amell; casey deidrick; riz ahmed; finn cole; matteo martari; jesus castro; max thieriot; rick gonzalez; jd pardo; clayton cardenas; thomas doherty; avan jogia; theo james; luke grimes; wes bentley; ricky whittle; dacre montgomery; jack o'connell; paul wesley; taron egerton; colin o'donoghue. suggested occupations. professional locksmith, safe or vault technician, moonlighting as a burglar; conartist on the network's payroll; head of a so-called "bling ring" plaguing the city's wealthiest residents and visitors, especially its hotels; pickpocket; a low level scam artist who loved targeting tourists with cheap street corner gambling rackets, before being absorbed into the network.
𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝒊𝒔 𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒏.
ʙʀᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ᴏʟʏᴍᴘᴜꜱ : ᴀ 21+ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ɢʀᴇᴇᴋ ᴍʏᴛʜᴏʟᴏɢʏ ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏʀᴅ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ. athens, new york: an island city, all trees and marble, glass and steel and highrises set against an ocean skyline. bustling and loud, crowded, but not without a bizarre sense that it must have sprung up overnight, somehow, when surely it must have always been here, no? on a clear night, you might even be able to see the lights of its more famous cousin, new york city, across the water…if you squint hard enough. it may not get as much attention as the shiny apple across the hudson, but those not so blinded by the lights must certainly have been coming here for years. is there something in the water here, too? no one leaves, not in any meaningful way anyway. feels like it has a special way of pulling you back in, if you try. they, that is anyone who was anyone or paid even an iota of attention to the evening news,, called him the minotaur. the media does love a catchy nom de guerre, doesn’t it? sells newspapers like hotcakes in the morning. ambrosia, whether it’s the latest designer drug trend or the latest pestilence sweeping the streets of athens, just depends on how tightly you clutch your pearls on sundays. must infuriate the police, don’t it? that without fail, by the time they arrive to any crime scene at all, all that’s left is the heap of little cream-coloured business cards, the red lines of a labyrinthine logo more taunting than they are helpful. between an epidemic of pearlescent powder, neatly parceled out in small plastic baggies, a tide of crimson bull graffiti, casinos and bordellos and the nightlife (oh my!), it’s no small wonder they call this an atlantic sin city. it’s a vice eat dog world, ain’t it? and anyone who calls athens home is just living in it. powerless, with no memory of their past lives, what's a god gotta do to survive?
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korineedsanap · 2 months
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I hate feeling like this I feel numb, but also like I need to scream and like I never want to feel better, but the only thing I want is to feel better  god, I have myself convinced  that we can get season three but Matt wouldn’t have to come to terms with Izzy‘s death  because as long as there was a season three it meant that  he wasn’t dead if there was a season, three it ment that maybe there was a place for me in the world  maybe I was worth being seen, because Stede was worth being seen  which is definitely something I need to bring up to my therapist when I see her next week because there’s no way that’s a healthy thought  because tying myself to this show  made me feel worthwhile  like by my simple virtue of trying to be good and being myself  meant that one day, someone would see I was worth being seen  and I would find my own crew to sail off into forever with  and I hate that I’m so upset because I was afraid of this before season to even finished filming because I had this terrible feeling in my gut please, dear God, I don’t get my hopes up and then Rhys had to go and say  but that was his last time playing Stede for now, and I knew what that meant. It scared the fuck out for me and I let myself get lost in it I let myself hope and I feel like such an idiot, even though I know that this isn’t about us because this is some stupid corporate green thing wrapped up in a homophobia and pride and late stage capitalism being the enemy of art, so why does it feel like my fault? Why do I feel guilty, I didn’t do anything. I did everything right we did everything right this isn’t our fault  right now I just stuck and not being ready for it to end not even just the show but the fanfiction the fanart is feeling like I’m part of some thing even though I’m too scared to really talk to anyone because I’m afraid of getting a shouted at cause I could be a part of it from a distance, and I was happy  I could live vicariously through Stede  and pretend I had the overconfidence to socialize with people in a way where people actually like me rather than hiding in my room because I’ve convinced myself that everyone secretly hates me and they’re just being too polite to say it to my face because let’s be honest, I’m annoying people think I ask stupid questions I’m too obsessive about the things that I like and they think the things that I like are stupid and that’s the stuff I like is not worth caring about  because my me and my interests are not worth respecting  but through stede there was hope  through him I could pretend that I didn’t have to hate my self in order for people to tolerate being around me  I could even pretend that someday someone would come in and let me sweep them off their feet with my artistic Riz  even though their way out of my league  but they’ll like that I care  and then the people around me or what they see that I’m a person worth liking 
Right now I guess I’m just afraid that if people stop caring about Stede  that I too am worth forgetting  again. I do know if this is an about me, but this isn’t about any of us, but God does it feel like it is. 
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