#ron answers!

[cintipede]

one of my fav scenes in the show from s1 ep 65. group crying starts in 15 minutes‼️🗣🗣

[enzosbabyangel]

OKOK

perv!ron giving into the urge to relieve his boner while sitting at a table at the three broomsticks sounds so hot 😭 HEAR ME OUT. reader whos sitting across from him picks up on this and decides to tease him (and maybe pretends to drop a fork…?👀), while the others at the table are seemingly not paying attention.

ill leave it up to you to decide who theyre sitting with and if they get caught or not 🤭🙀

☆｡° Thinking ‘bout perv!Ron giving into his urges at dinner…

cw: 18+!, mdni, perv!Ron, reader is Harry’s sister, Public masturbation, Ron kind of did things the complicated way because i feel like perv!Ron would be kind of stupid, mentions of Ron watching seemingly unaware reader masturbate, panty stealing, panty sniffing, reader is also kind of pervy, Ron gets caught by Harry lmao

a/n: first time writing in foreverr since the past week has been so busy 💔💔 Hopefully a Draco ask next, then i get to work on my boys Fred and George again ! (hoping to get all asks finished soon !)

The Gryffindor quidditch team sat around at a table at three broomsticks. The sound of celebratory chatter echoing off the walls of the building. Gryffindor won against Slytherin in today’s quidditch game, so the team decided why not celebrate by going to the three broomsticks?

It wasn’t just the team, a couple friends sat around at the table too. One of those friends being Harry’s sister who was sat across from her brother’s best friend.

Your nails were freshly done. The colour sticking out against the silver of the fork in your hand as you twirled the utensil in your noodles. Your focus on your brother as he discussed with the others about whatever one of the Slytherins did during the game that ticked him off. You decided to wear a simple, black off the shoulder short dress.

The cleavage of your breasts was noticeable thanks to the low cut of the fabric- And boy was it distracting Ron, whom, by the way, was your brother’s best friend.

Ron knew it was wrong to look at his best friend’s sister like this, but he couldn’t help it. You always managed to look so effortlessly attractive. And the sight of your cleavage certainly wasn’t helping with the boner he already had due to the magazine he was looking at before coming here.

He could feel the heat in his face spreading to his ears as you looked at him. His gaze instantly changing to look at the side as he ‘innocently’ took a sip of his butterbear.

You grinned as you looked away. Adjusting in your seat to push your chest out more. Sighing as you tuned back into the conversation going on with your brother and his friends, all while watching Ron out of the corner of your eye.

Ron side eyed you to see if you were still looking, letting out a sigh of relief as he saw that you weren’t. His eyes were then immediately drawn back to your chest- which were now more on display for him than before. If he ‘didn’t know better’, he would have thought you’d done it on purpose.

He looked back down towards his food, stuffing a bunch of chicken into his mouth while he eyed the bump straining against his jeans. Fuck, he wanted to deal with that so bad. It was practically painful how hard he was at this point.

Looking back up, Ron’s eyes scanned over the table and faces of his friends before his eyes darted to your cleavage then his pants. He bit his lip, his mind working at a million miles per minute as he debated on what to do.

What was he debating on doing? On relieving his boner in public of course. He would be lying if he were to say that the risk wasn’t turning him on even more. And he’d be a fool to pass up on an opportunity to get off to the sight of your tits that he had right in front of him.

Cautiously looking around the table, he snaked one of his hands down into his lap. Sucking in a deep breath as fiddled with the zipper of his jeans.

Your brows furrowed as you watched Ron’s actions out of the side of your eye. ‘What in the bloody hell was he doing?’ You thought to yourself. Why was he looking around the table so cautiously?

You just closed your eyes and mentally shook your head, looking back towards the rest of the table as you dismissed your curiosity away.

Ron bit his lip, attempting to appear nonchalant as he pulled his zipper down while stuffing a big piece of chicken into his mouth. Mentally cursing himself as he came to his next obstacle: Getting his pants down.

His movements momentarily halted as he sipped on his butterbear. Cautiously looking around to make sure that no one was looking at or near him. Then lifted his hips just enough to get his pants down enough before plopping back down onto his wooden seat.

Eyeing the table again to make sure no one was looking, he planted his right elbow back onto the table and continued eating. All while his eyes seemingly found its way back towards your chest.

Shit, this was risky. He knew it. But it’s not like he was that popular anyways, so who cares? besides if he must, he can use spells to risk away the memory someone would have of catching him.

His breath hitched in his throat as he ran his hand over his bulge, the slight touch already pleasureful.

With his heart practically beating in his ears, he pulled his cock out of his boxers, which were already practically soaked with precum, making for an easy type of ‘lube’ that he could spread over his cock.

He had to bite back a moan as he ran his hand- soaked with his own precum over his cock. Looking downwards and blocking out the conversation around him.

He looked back up towards your breasts and felt his cock twitch in his hand. God, the way the light shined against the roundness of your breasts was bloody beautiful. It made them looked so… shiny? in a way. He bit his lip hard while shamelessly staring at your tits. Imagining that their flesh was the pleasure he felt over his cock instead of his own hand.

“Shit..” He let out surprisingly quiet. Screwing his eyes shut as he imagined the sight of you giving him a blowjob. Rubbing his thumb over the head of his cock and imagining it was your tongue.

You, however, being directly infront of him, still heard his words leave his mouth and looked at him confused, just for even more confusion to envelope you as you saw the state he was in.

Hunched over, biting his lip, food forgotten and face red.

Raising a brow you scrutinized him closely, debating on kicking his leg to get his attention before you noticed the slight movement of his arm.

And that’s when it clicked- what he was doing. Biting his lip.. uneven breathing.. hunched posture.. red face.. you should’ve realized the second you looked at him.

You smirked, attempting to hold back a full on grin from forming on your face. Shifting in your seat as you didn’t bother hiding how you were staring at him. This was the boldest move he’s ever made. Doing something so risky in public. Well, perhaps his second boldest.

Coming first would definitely be when he snuck into your dorm. Thankfully for you, you were messing with your brother’s invisibility cloak, so Ron didn’t see you sitting on your bed while he snuck in.

You remember the night clear as day. You were messing around with the invisibility cloak that you stole from your brother’s suitcase- trying on some new lingerie you bought under it. Then you heard the door open, and instead of seeing one of your roommates, you saw Ron. And you couldn’t lie, you were quite amused watching him stroll cautiously into your room towards your dresser drawer and look around for your panties. Could you say it surprised you? No, not when you’ve caught him getting off to you masturbating and sniffing your panties before. You knew all about is pervy habits.

Your eyes darted down to your butter knife that was along the edge of the table and then glanced back to Ron. What’s the harm in playing along a bit?

You hummed nonchalantly, setting your elbows on the table and ‘accidentally’ knocking the butter knife over onto the floor. The clattering of the utensil momentarily catching everyone’s attention and halting Ron’s movements.

You let out an innocent chuckle and soft “Oops” as you got up to get it. The others laughing at you while your brother rolled his eyes, the chatter quickly starting up again.

Ron, however, watched your every movement as you got up and stepped over to your knife that fell. He could feel his breath catching in his throat as you turned your back to him. Was he really going to get this lucky? When he was already so close to bliss?

And then you bent down to pick up the utensil. Your skirt to your already smaller dress started riding up your thighs and stopping rather teasingly just below your ass.

Ron gawked at the sight, immediately trying to paint the image into his mind, framing it and putting it on a pedestal.

He wasn’t gonna waste this perfect moment, so he continued working his hand on his cock. Letting out a choked noise as he almost let out a moan. Staring shamelessly at the revealed flesh of your thighs. The light emphasizing every curve of your thighs in such a delicious way that had his cock twitching even more in his hand.

You smirked as you grabbed your knife, hearing that noise that Ron let out. Such a shameless pervert, it was cute in its own way.

You leaned back up, fixing your necklace. Leaving your skirt bunched up as you did so. Acting completely unaware to the fact that your brother’s best friend was staring at your body while jerking off in public.

Ron’s mouth gaped open as you got up. Your dress looked so fucking good on you. Hugging your body so perfectly. The bunched up skirt of your dress left your thighs on display for him. His eyes roamed from up to down your body, landing on your black heels. The strap of them wrapping around your ankles.

Jesus, you looked so fucking sexy. He couldn’t help but tighten his grip on his cock as he continued his movements, feeling the coil in his stomach threaten to snap.

You finally fixed the skirt of your dress once you fixed your necklace. Pulling it down your legs and smoothing down the fabric.

With the light and the fabric around your ass tightening as you pulled it down, Ron could see the outline of your thong that you were wearing, fabric straining against the confines of your dress.

That was the last thing he needed to be coming undone. Thick ropes of cum painting both his hand the bottom of his table.

When he came it was like the rest of the world became nonexistent. Missing the way you smirked at his panting form as you sat back down. Thank lord for the loud chatter or else surely everyone would have heard his loud pants.

As his orgasm finally came to an end, he regained his senses. Biting his lip as he stared down at his now soft cock and cum covered hand. ‘Shit… how am i supposed to clean this?’ He thought to himself as he looked up around the table. His eyes momentarily darting to you who was looking at everyone else on the table, smile on your face as you started engaging in conversation with Ginny.

He looked back down at the table towards Harry’s plate, perhaps he had a napkin? But instead of seeing a napkin, he saw Harry staring dead at him. ‘Shit..’

Ron’s eyes slowly made their way up to meet Harry’s, and what he saw was a look of shock, bewilderment and disgust. Harry’s body looking as if it was just hit with a freezing spell as it sat completely still. Only his eyes moving as he examined Ron.

Ron gulped, silently praying that Harry wouldn’t make the connection that he was getting off to his sister.

Harry narrowed his eye slightly as he seemingly snapped out of his intense stage of shock. Shaking his head slightly before continuously looking from Ron’s face down to a spot on Ron’s sweater.

Ron’s eyes immediately darted down once he registered what Harry was saying with eye movements, and he could feel his body freeze.

Sitting right there, on his dark blue sweater, was a splatter of his cum.

He stayed looking there for a couple seconds before slowly meeting Harry’s eyes again. Asking silently with a look in his eyes for help.

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[daddiesdrarryy]

Drunk Ron: Did you hear about Harry and Malfoy?

Draco: What are you talking about?

Drunk Ron: Well, right before Christmas, Hermione and Pansy walked in on them when they were doing…stuff

Draco: Where? Dorm, closet, stairway, train? Hogsmeade?

Drunk Ron: Hogsmeade?

[ghostscarface]

I just saw someone saying on tiktok:

"I hate HP canon stans and golden trio"

You hate the actual plot??? Buddy, why are you even here?? Imagine Batman stans saying, they actually hate the whole part where Batman goes after criminals, or that Star Trek takes place in the future?? Maybe it's just not for you, if you have to change everything to like it. I love fanon and AU but why would I if I don't care at all about canon.

That must be raige bait. An account dedicated to the marauders, which is a part of HP and you hate the whole world but them? What's next,you hate the magic part too??

This is the thing that's so annoying.

[flamingpudding]

I just thought of this idea while reading through Klarion’s (Dan’s) mother meets his fake friends au and that is a side post about the tcf gods and hero party founding out and interacting with Bite. (I think it would be funnier if the gods thought that Bite was just a person that ascended to the position of God of Death then him being the son of a God of Death or any other way to a ascend to godhood without the gods finding about Danny)

There’s multiple ways to do this with ether Bite getting in trouble and Danny having to help him or where like Dan’s situation Danny’s just visits him to check on how he is doing. It’s just that everyone is surprised that Bite is Danny’s son and Cale just looks at him like “How could a bastard god like you come from him” and just points at Danny

(You could make side post where the people of the world where one of Danny’s kids lives in meets him and is surprised)

I... LOVE THIS!

Honestly I wanted to write something for TCF for a while but never really had the guts to do so really before other than my brain thinking up scenarios...

Soooooo here we go!

[Added note: sorry this took me way longer than it should have. Just saw it in my drafts, and i was horrified for how long it had been in there....]

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Bite groaned as he leafed through his paper work that had accumulated once again. He had just worked through his latest pile and now there was another pile on his desk already. His mom was going to be annoyed that he was going to miss another family dinner. Hopefully he wasn't going to be the only one sitting out. He knew if he missed the family dinners to often his mom would just up and show up in his space or rather his dimension with the different worlds he took care of.

His head hit the table dramatically. Sometimes he hated being the responsible one among his siblings to the point that his mother trusted him with taking care of a couple of worlds of his own.

"You look tired God of Death." A voice hummed amused.

Bite had enough dignity to lift his head up so his chin was now resting on the table as he glared at Angelina, the Sun God, who in return only chuckled amused.

"If you are here to try and take Cale from me again...."

"He still hasn't agreed to be your Saint. I still got a chance."

Bite only glared more as he began to mutter. "No you don't. You already got Alberu, who should be mine but he is of the Crossman linage, so lucky you! You are not taking my child from me."

Angelina laughed amused. "You know Cale doesn't like it when you call him 'your child'."

The recent God of Death only huffed not dignifying her dig with a response as he pulled a random sheet of paper from the stack of his desk as he sat up straighter again. "Don't you have your own work to do instead of pestering me?"

"Not really." Angelina hummed. It was in that moment that Bite felt a shift, he shivered. Something wasn't right and that didn't have anything to do with the Sun God bothering him. Wide eyed his hands slammed down on his table as his chair clattered to the back when he stood. "Oh no...."

.........

"Oh is that so? Has he been bothering your 'Young Master' a lot?" Danny hummed, sipping politely a very good lemon tea. Mentally he was filing Cale away as a grandchild already, taking his son calling the young man his child very serious. Because come on, his son was raised in a Ghost Community, if he claimed that soul as child than that made him Danny's grandchild.

The old man, Ron, before him, smiled eerily as if sensing Danny's thoughts. Still judging if this man before him was a danger or not. Though the little dragon wasn't threading the man as a danger to Cale. Nor was the blond older Dragon that apparently instantly marched over the moment he had sensed Danny's arrival and was watching the white haired man critically too.

"Say, does the boy need another grandpa? You can never have enough grandpa's though. My son is calling your Young Master his child and... i wanna be a dotting, spoiling grandfather. Always wanted to be, but my sister didn't even let me spoil my own kids before." Danny smiled innocently as he let the little kids play with a harmless ball of ectoplasm.

Meanwhile, Cale while outwardly appearing very calm and collected, watching Ron and apparently a white-haired, other wordly deity, had a blank expression. And after he was done mentally questioning how the entirely different word system worked, how screwed up it was and how he could exploit it. Also started questioning, how such a man could be the God of Death's apparent father.

Once he was done with that mental gymnastic, Cale wondered... at first he wanted to ask that man for compensation for his sons doings but then... he thought if that man wanted to be a dotting and spoiling grandfather.... maybe there was a good way to use that to his advantage, after all he was trash.

Danny, meanwhile, enjoyed getting to know more extended family. He definitely was going to spoil this grandson and then the great grandchildren. And then he would also drag his son Bite home to have some words with him.

[creatorping]

Hello! I found your blog and I just want to say that your art is AMAZING! I'm a huge Wild Kratts fan and Kim Possible fan, and your art is giving me life! I love it so much! YOU ARE AMAZING!

wild kratts AND Kim possible fan???? WELL WELCOME HELLO 👁️👁️✨ I didn’t expect some fellow fans of both, thought my art would cater to fandoms separately.

THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT, here’s a doodle for ya

[neverenoughmarauders]

People act as if it was Hermione who stole her father’s car to save Harry because she was worried when she hadn’t heard from him.

[rosered-schneeweisschens-sis]

to anyone who wants to call me queerphobic or a “bootlicker” for not completely letting go of Harry Potter:

I haven’t bought any books, merchandise or official Wizarding World anything since 2016. I do not pirate any of the official works, or post/engage with any fan works. Ever since that author decided to use her fame as a platform to spew hate against fellow human beings, I have not and never will endorse her, as a writer or as a person.

I still occasionally read my copies purchased 18+ years ago. I still enjoy the characters and the world. Sadly the general public enjoys the IP too much for our boycott to make a big enough difference, same way vegetarians and vegans were not defeating the meat industry with their abstaining alone. But creating eco-friendly alternatives and working on making them less costly than mass livestock? Now that’s progress. Cutting each other down in fits of rage for loving a story? That’s not progress.

The movies and TV? The video games? The candy and knickknacks? Yeah screw that noise, I don’t need any of it. But I never did. I just needed a boy in a cupboard under the stairs, and his journey out of it.

[risestarkiss]

ok, 1. i didn’t think you would take my question into account, thanks a lot 🥲

2. do you think they would have touched more on the yokai theme in the series? I feel like they had a world prepared that didn’t have enough time to be explored, like for example the prophecy that Draxum said, do you think it really would be shedder or maybe the prophecy was referring to the Krangs? Could it be that the yokai in ancient times created the prophecy to warn of the return of the krangs? Have they anticipated their release? Will they know other worlds beyond the krangs?

So many questions and no answers! It would have been great to see more of it in the TwT series (PS: I used a translator again, sorry if something is not understood)

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Aww, of course I would take your question seriously. 😌 Oh yes, they were primed and ready to go deeper into the lore of Yokai. They STARTED to do so with the mention of the prophecy and the reveal that Mayhem was an agent of the Council of Heads.

But Ron Corcillo, a writer for ROTTMNT, tweeted to the fans some of the story beats that they were going to explore involving the Yokai.

*ROTTMNT SPOILERS BELOW: YOKAI LORE*

[Every screencap links back to its source on twitter]

However, I couldn't find any mention on Ron's twitter about the prophecy. BUT I hope what I did find was enough to shed some light on the backstory of the Yokai. 😁💜

[ketchupandpickles]

Do you have favourite kindergarten au(s)? And if you have, Who's your favorite design?

Hehe :3

Ones mentioned: @applesoftgaze (the Huxley twins), @malumonarchy (Ron), @lovesick-blue (Kidd), @kinderkillerau (Cindy), @kgmilgramau (Ozzy)

@kggamewithgun (Cindy), @displacedbias (Alice), @cursed-kg (Buggs), @cheeselix, @ozzyandfriends (Madison)

@kindergartenbuttiny (Austin), @good-and-evil-unveilied (Carla), @gabycantart (Witch Nugget), @sunnysunnatko (Hitman Kidd), @blues-kindergarten (Nugget)

@drfirsnogayny (Penny), @ask-teen-dorks-au (Lily and Billy), @namnwjehdjjdjd (Felix)

Ones I didn't draw but still love:

-does Huxleypocolypse count? Probably not but If so that's like all I've been able to think about for the past two months lol

-I also love @flower-color-gram! I cannot choose a favorite design I love them all and I want to draw all of them sometime :DDD

Sorry If I didn't draw your au! I have a lot of a lot of others that I love but I wasn't able to fit them 😔 perhaps I'll draw fanart for them eventually though!

[fafodill]

A popular tumblr post was made with this part a while back, but I can't find it rn :-:

I wonder if someone wrote a fic just because of that line. Someone must have. Feel free to drop a link if you got the goods.

Also I can't resist linking again the 10 most kinky and less kinky characters in HP because I absolutely adore it and this line is featured.

And just so you know, Ron ejaculates too:

“We’re not going to use magic?” Ron ejaculated loudly. (OotP)

[mcytshipsandmore]

BIG RON X OLD MAN MUMBO

the business man who is destroying this mountainside town x most popular old man in town

ron convinces mumbo to change his ways

and they live together as chickens forever

OLD MAN CHICKEN YAOI?!

-🍫

[jakekazansky]

🔥 and Slihang please?

Ooo yes I’ll talk about them!! Saw this ask come through as I was working on it actually so fantastic timing on your part anon!!!

Ice goes through many emotions after meeting Ron’s new partner Jake. Ron is happy his long time best friend gets along with his new boyfriend but he wasn’t expecting them to get along that well. Mav isn’t thrilled that stinky brought a mini Ice to lunch. Jake is amused by the whole thing and just happy that Ron’s friends like him (mostly).

I have no idea how they got together (at the moment) but the fic is essentially icemav meeting Jake. This is definitely somewhat of a crack fic.

[deswhomst]

how do u think the marauders (esp james and lily) would feel ab ron and hermione, ginny, neville and luna

heyy anon thank you for the ask! this is a really good question!!

let’s start with Ron:

james would love him so much!! he would be his number one fan. this twelve year old boy who snuck out a flying car to rescue his son? respect and love and nothing else. i also like to think that ron and james have some overlaps in their personalities (and harry noted this too) so james would probably understand him when others might not.

honestly same sentiment as with james because how could lily not love ron? i think if they ever met, they would have the sweetest, most wholesome bond ever. lily would spoil him (like molly did with harry). also i know people might characterize lily as strict about the rules and all but not me. my lily evans is insane and a freak. she would be impressed. she will ask ron how he did it and bribe him with ice cream to keep him quiet about it.

as for sirius, i don’t think him and ron had a bond or whatever in the books but this one POA scene is very special to me. he Sees how loyal ron is to harry and he sees it as him with james. i cry about it.

“If you want to kill Harry, you’ll have to kill us too!” he said fiercely, though the effort of standing upright was draining him of still more color, and he swayed slightly as he spoke.

Something flickered in Black’s shadowed eyes.

“Lie down,” he said quietly to Ron. “You will damage that leg even more.”

now Hermione:

i don’t think hermione and lily are the same person but there are definitely some similarities and lily would be very happy that harry has a friend like her. more so that hermione has good friends, too, you know? she might feel very protective of her. now if these two ever met, trust that they would confuse everyone with all the lastest muggle tech that the purebloods just don’t understand. they are both insane freaks and i love them for it.

for some reason, i get the vibe that sirius would not get along with hermione. i don’t remember much of their interactions from the books but idk, not like he would hate her or anything but they wouldn’t be besties. i kind of remember hermione maybe being critical of him but im not sure. remus, on the other hand, i think would like hermione very much (and i think he did in the books too). they seem like the type to get along.

regulus would love the S.P.E.W. initiative if nothing else. blood status aside i think he would like her (also it is implied in the books that regulus did change his beliefs and that quote is by hermione! fun stuff).

Ginny:

professional quidditch player, and a chaser at that? enough said james potter was Cheering on his daughter in law from heaven. he would die for her. she would become his number one favorite kid and harry would be second. okay but fr even without that i think james would be a ginny weasley fan.

lily and ginny would be BESTIES. they would have special days out just for the two of them i think they match each other’s vibes. they were the IT girls of their times.

i think dorcas and marlene would love ginny as well. i don’t have much explanation for it but dorlene would adopt ginny if they could.

Luna:

luna my favoritest girl everrrr. she would be loved by every single one of them actually. it is impossible not to love her. she is pandora’s daughter. she will be the most loved. dorcas would be the cool aunt, barty and evan would be the crazy uncles, and regulus !! reg is her godfather i do not care for canon or whatever.

lily would Adore luna as well (i also think it’s so cute that there’s a person out there called Lily Luna?? <33).

i do see regulus and pandora as harry and luna variants but i also kinda see it as james and pandora?? like their friendship is my personal rare platonic pairing, so i feel like james would love luna too.

Neville:

personally i think james would love neville the most out of the marauders. my reasoning for this is that in early years at least neville and peter were kind of similar. peter would hate him because he reminds him of himself but honestly my take on the marauders is that everyone was closest to james. he was all of their best friends. it’s a common hc that remus introduced peter to the group but i feeel like it was james who took him under his wing. in conclusion james would have a soft spot for neville. prongstail friendship breaks my heart especially because i think they were very close </3

remus!! remus loves neville. this is canon.

lily would be very affectionate towards him. i also hc that alice was lily’s friend and someone she looked up to so it’s bittersweet because he’s alice’s son.

i honestly can’t tell with sirius? i mean there’s no reason for him to hate neville. i honestly think he’s one of those characters no one actually hates? like neville’s arc and his entire character is Top Tier. sirius would definitely admire the bravery!!

i love barty but he is Not allowed anywhere near neville. the crucio in front of him was cruel… he knew what he doing. so yes!! keep barty the fuck away from my boy neville.

[macksartblock]

If you’d indulge me for a moment (I have no idea if this has been done yet but it’s important to me lol)

This is not about who’d be a good dad to daughters, just based on general vibes

[cherry-pop-elf]

I don’t really like putting all of the Weasley’s in Gryffindor. I was thinking, Percy and Ravenclaw, obviously, and maybe Ginny in slytherin? I don’t know. I could see Charlie in Gryffindor, but he also gives Hufflepuff vibes from what I’ve read of him. (I have not read the books.)

I’d like to know your thoughts do you agree with these? Do you disagree? Do you have any additional ones? Or do you just prefer all of them in Gryffindor?

Nah nah I totally agree on this.

I think with how the story is that there was a feeling of expectation for them to all be in a house, like how the Weasleys went crazy when Ron became a HeadBoy, and needing to give insight to the reader the Weasley’s morals and personality’s.

Especially since there are so many Weasleys to keep track of, and we don’t really interact with much. Like Charlie being cut out of the film entirely, and the fact Bill was introduced was soon as year 4 and that’s when he met Fleur like ugh

So I guess here are some little headcanons about possible alternative houses for the Weasleys

Alternative Houses For The Weasley Siblings

Bill Weasley/Ravenclaw

From what we have learned from Hogwarts Mystery ((which I’m trying to play through but fuck the game play sucks. FOR THE WEASLEYS!)) We learned that he pretty much was taken into Gringotts as soon as he finished school

THATS NOT EASY!

Gringotts is the best and safest bank in the world for a reason. They take in ONLY THE BEST. But over here we have a 17-18 year old working there.

Much like with Luna for her open mindedness for knowledge and her special interests for magical animals Bill shows that with Cursebreaking

Ravenclaws are special for being utterly brilliant for the special interest they have. Bill has a clear passion for history and Cursebreaking. Enough to show he was worthy to work at Gringotts

He clearly is very brilliant, open minded, curious, quick witted, and has so many quirks that show Ravenclaw would have supported him perfectly

To be a curse breaker you really need to be passionate to learn more and more. It’s a ever changing career that will introduce new things, and you need to think outside of the box to handle

There is also the fact you’ll need to know a shit Tom of History to handle a job like that. And we all know every gay kid had a phase of either Egyptian History or Greek History (ha jokes on you mines Norse! But uh. Yeah I also dabbled in Greek and Egyptian rip-!) And will you look at that he was stationed in Egypt for a while

Very Ravenclaw

Charlie Weasley/Hufflepuff

We don’t really get much info on him ((also forgive me I haven’t been able to play through much of Mystery because the gameplay just. Sucks so bad)) But we know for a fact he is passionate as hell about Dragons

On one hand that could mean he’s a Ravenclaw, but I argue Hufflepuff.

He is part of a Dragon Sanctuary after all. He takes care of dragons, new born dragons, and helps run it. He clearly has the passion and nerve to make sure he has what it takes to care for such dangerous beasts

Very much a Newt 2.0

You need to be patient, hard working, open minded, well rounded, and as loyal as a dragon to handle such a job like that

He even went as far as to come save Norbert(a) by the drop of the hat from Ron. Clearly a sign of loyalty and compassion to do whatever it took to take care of dragons. We even know that from how Norbert(a) is still alive and well by the time of Deathly Hallows

You really need to have a strong heart to have the time and energy to care for baby dragons and the loyalty to jump at the sound of Ron asking for help. To pull off this insane heist to practically break into Hogwarts to collect the baby

So Hufflepuff coded

Percy Weasley/Slytherin

This almost feels self explanatory

Percy is extremely ambitious about his goals. His goals are at the forefront and he is willing to push whatever buttons he needs to reach them. Which, as shown, put quite the divide with his family. A sub plot point really we are shown through out the books

Also he kinda has pure blood society standards a little bit don’t lie

He also has quite the perfectionist attitude, rather intense, and just really has a heavy focus on self image. To be seen a certain way by people. Much to the expense of his family

He really radiates the toxic traits that Slytherin have. Slytherin have good traits, just as much as Hufflepuff’s will have bad, so don’t worry about me type casting here.

Just take a moment to think it over and well…..

Percy really is a Slytherin

Fred And George Weasley/Slytherin

Now the twins show plenty of Slytherin traits as well, but in a different way compared to Percy

They also are very determined to reach their goals. To the point they took a hella massive risk with leaving school before they could finish. They took a calculated risk and won

They are very ambitious, and if they have a goal they’ll find a way to reach it. Very much how they are so successful. They don’t let the haters keep them down. Even with how unsupported their own mother was they knew they could do it

They also have that edge all the same. They know how to pull that charm to get what they want, and aren’t scared to get their hands dirty.

And we know there’s lots of dirt on those hands

Very much able to win over crowds with ease, and are very aware of how they can use what they have to reach their end goals

They have that edge and we know they would be unstoppable if they had Slytherin’s under their wings

Very much Slytherins

Ron Weasley/ Gryffindor

Nah Ron is as true to a Gryffindor as they come

Even as early as his first year he got it proven quickly

He’s very bold, blunt, and brave. Willing to stand his ground. Sometimes even when he’s wrong, but hey he’s willing to speak his mind and not be afraid of what he has to say. Not willing to be swayed to easily

Sure he can have rather low self confidence but the moment someone like Hermione, Harry, or his family members are insulted or done wrong he’s jumping out of his chair and throwing hands

He’s willing to face the unthinkable for the sake of others. Aka when Bellatrix was torturing Hermione. He loved her entirely and his brave heart was willing to face insanity for her sake

If he’s gonna die it’s gonna be standing. Never on his knees. Time and time again he was facing his fears head on when he hated it. He was willing to follow those spiders despite how crippling his fear was. To face death even as young as eleven because his moral code said it had to be done

He is a TRUE Gryffindor

Ginny Weasley/ Gryffindor or Hufflepuff

Honestly? This is a toss up. She shows very strong elements from both. So this could very well be a case of her being in Gryffindor for more so to follow her siblings but not have it really affect the end goal

She shows very strong traits for both so it’s really hard for me to really give a concrete yes or no to which house

She’s very much a brave girl, living in the moment, stubborn as all hell, and will stand her ground

She also has shown she can be rather caring and comforting. Such as in the deathly hallows when students had to take refuge in the Room Of Requirments. We don’t get much on that aspect specifically but to help take care of her fellow frightened students had to involve a lot of patience and gentleness.

She also has a strong friendship with Luna. Best friends really. Something like that leads me to think she would be very open minded then and well rounded to be able to look through such a different lens compared to her own

It’s really a tight toss up. She can fit in either house very well

So if I had to be held at gun point she would be in Gryffindor for the sake of family more so than actual house choosing

Hope my little headcanons could be enjoyed and open your own minds to different ideas!