#rook hunt slander

[cybererotic]

EYEBROW REVEAL

[theofficialantitherapist]

Rook has Momo’s smile. OK HEAR ME OUT-

PLEASE TELL ME YALL SEE IT

[amora-ledezma]

There are two types of characters I slander:

1. The ones I slander lovingly(Azul, Leona, Ace, Rook, Vil, and many more loveable idiots eligible for slander<3)

2. And the ones I actually hate with every fiber of my being, within reason or not. *COUGH* *COUGH* neige le blanche *COUGH* COUGH*

(Crowley is a given, that useless “gracious” mf)

[alexex8sts]

HAHAHA GET HIS ASS ROOK NOTHING NORMAL ABOUT HIS TOOTH KINK

[hoboyherewego]

Random 4 am twisted wonderland thoughts cause I can’t sleep:

Music time!

• Floyd would have loooooved the harlem shake trend. He would just blast it in the Monstro lounge and somehow got other servers to join in. Tried to pass it to Azul as a good publicity stunt. It didn’t work. Now half the staff from that night have extra shifts to do.

• Epel has some country folk music playing in his room at all times, till lights out. Its one of the few ways he gets to connect with his "true inner alpha country man energy " (his words). Vil lets him do it as a treat, as long as he does his skincare routine before bed.

• When Ace feels inclined to listen to music, he busts out the dumb classic songs like "Who lets the dogs out" and the "ma-i-a hi, ma-i-a hu, ma-i-a ho, ma-i-a haha" romanian song. Which is fine from time to time but its his only playlist, and also the only music he really listens to. Poor Deuce is going crazy.

• Ok this one is predictable, but Jade listen’s to music made from mushroom frequencies (look it up, its kinda cool if you’re also a nerd). What’s LESS predictable is that he listens to psychedelic rock…when he’s high af from his personal collection of edible mushrooms that he makes himself. He will share, for a price >:)

• On the topic of plants, Jack makes his cacti listen to classic music to make them grow because he saw this info somewhere and thought why not. What he WONT let you know tho, is that before bed, he puts on lullabies to help them go to sleep… NOT BECAUSE HE CARES EMOTIONALLY THAT MUCH FOR THEM SHUT UP.

• Rook loves the Spice Girls and Beyoncé. Listening to empowered women songs makes him feel empowered in turn. The whole aesthetic just screams BEAUTÉ 💯 Bonus: When he goes on a “hunt” and just observes his "pray", he sometimes puts AirPods on and listen to songs that sound way too creepy in the context of what he’s doing. Don’t ask me to provide an example, idk ok?

Ok its 5 am im gonna try to sleep again

[anon-love-octa-trio]

you know what. rook is growing on me. he has terrible taste in men (vil) but he's sweet and i like how he tries to see the beauty in everything

that terrible clean haircut man that i couldn’t see his damn eyebrows made me thinking he doesn’t have one cus he shave it???

he’s sweet, cheesy ass mf BUT DAMN STALKER 😭

[amethiosspouse]

BRO LOOKS LIKE VICE GANDA AND I JUST REALISED

[lovelyjasmari]

Me: *screaming into my pillow*

Mom: What’s wrong?

Me: I’m dealing with an extremely fickle and feckless lover!

Mom: What?! Did [BOYFRIENDS NAME REDACTED] hurt you?! Do I need to ki*l him?

Me: Not [BOYFRIENDS NAME REDACTED] someone else…not…it’s related to my game…you…wouldn’t understand…

Mom…

[voidgearr]

headcanon that Epel is Norwegian and French, and speaks french. He is very exhausted by Rook (who is definitely not French. Maybe German or Irish??) speaking french and sometimes screwing it up.

(He essentially said how very very good)

[kyupidos]

03/06/24’s delivery 🏹✉️ twisted wonderland

sevens, babyfied?!ヽ( ･∀･)ﾉ_θ彡☆Σ(ノ `Д´)ノ,ヽ( ･∀･)ﾉ_θ彡☆Σ(ノ `Д´)ノ ;; summary. ‘a bit of an accident during potionology..now they’re babies, it seems.’

characters. third years : trey clover , cater diamond , leona kingscholar , vil schoenheit , rook hunt , idia shroud , malleus draconia , lilia vanrouge ( separate ) ;; romantic . 🖇️ tags. reader is gender neutral ( you/your ), reader may or may not be yuu ( up to the reader ), some lighthearted character slander, several instances of mentions of starting a family, reference to them being in an ( unspecified ) dorm, making out ( cater LMAO ), romantic fluff

📡 _a/n. no the sevens themselves aren’t babyfied. the third years are EL EM EF AYE OH!! ( that was obvious ) also while i say baby, they’re in toddler form..like two to three mayhaps?

t. clover

— i’m sure it’s a well known agreed upon fact that trey’s a very good baby..long since been an older brother, so while he may be quite clumsier compared to his eighteen year old self, rest be assured he’s not that difficult to deal with. what a good kid he is, eh? just be sure to keep an eye on him, because he’s a bit of a trouble-maker every now and then, for as much as it’s possible to praise him for being a good kid like i said a sentence ago.

— well, hey—at least you’ve a good idea of what it’d be like to start a family with him if you ever want to, am i right? wink wonk..trey’s always been a family man, after all. but nonetheless, be sure to be well informed about baby caretaking because with good enough incentive, there’s a chance for him to start becoming a handful; but i’m going to take my chances with math and say that’s only a fifteen percent chance of happening. good kid trey in the house.

c. diamond

— cater, my schnookums. he’s part of the energetic lot and can be a bit reckless, but he’s not delinquent levels of bad kid so no need to worry about that. don’t let him become an ipad kid. that’s my only warning. he’s quite expressive, so it’s easy to tell what he wants. trouble’s actually GIVING him what he wants because the moment you do he pushes it away..cater you contradictive baby, you.

— and to think just before this you were discussing date plans..what a chore, hmm?.. just kidding, baby cater’s just fine. if anything, all you have to worry about is keeping him away from dangerous objects. it’s like he’s a magnet to all sorts of things, make sure he’s not holding a fork within the vicinity of a power outlet!! it’s like a game of ‘who’s your daddy’ with him. and then when he’s finally unbabyfied you can go on that date and make out with him. idk.

l. kingscholar

— damn baby leona i didn’t know you were chill like that?? actually, he’s relatively well behaved, if not tends to be very needy. as expected, very much expects to be treated like a king. but honestly, give him a comfortable blanket and pillow ( or maybe let him use your lap ), and he’s good to go. don’t go ignoring him, hey now. he likes spending time with you, and lo and behold mostly shows that by grabbing onto you whenever you try to leave. you’re going to have to carry him everywhere, but don’t go complaining because he’ll grab at you.

— but honestly, his twenty year old self and his baby self aren’t all too different, although his young three year old self is far far more obviously clingier. once all is said and done and he’s finally unbabyfied, you can tease him if you want—no stopping you there. as for whether or not he’ll start being more open in his teasing towards you, i couldn’t tell you much about that either.

v. schoenheit

— yes, you have reached heaven..one of the few good kids who stays a good kid, sevens bless. baby vil, very proper and polite too, a smart kid he is surely. well, he’s not reciting the oxford dictionary obviously ( that’s riddle cough ), but he’s well enough. although he’s likely the type of kiddo to have a little ‘schedule’ to himself, yaknow? every few hours he’ll give himself a little fifteen minute nap time, and just before maybe a little light snack consisting of oatmeal, so you may want to watch out for that.

— though, you can leave him with some good ol’ art supplies; little him’s fond of those, as well as his usual self, with the way he mentioned the idea of you wearing matching outfits out to a little outing he was planning for the both of you. unfortunately that will have to wait of course, but for now just keep tiny vil company as he draws out a castle where the two of you live together, and the trademark sun in the corner to finish it off.

r. hunt

— be sure to keep an eye on little rook at all times, because he sure is an adventurer. picking himself up to try and look around the dorm and explore every single area, you’re likely going to have to keep an eye on him at all times. unless, you manage to keep him distracted by giving him building blocks for him to play around with as he so pleases. he tends to babble on, as if he’s trying to start a full length conversation, so try to entertain him on that end.

— good sevens three year old rook is such a little delinquent. consistently thoughtless and wild, although he’s certainly very attuned to emotion so he knows full well when you’re had enough and calms himself down to sit next to you. i personally advise, maybe, take the places that rook adventures to and finds nice the most, and use those as dating ideas—of course not the dorm, but say if he centers around the kitchen..take him on a picnic date! i’m sure he’ll appreciate it, since it’s from you after all.

i. shroud

— tiny baby idia actually has good enough baby articulation, and he’ll give you a wee little peace sign when he’s happy, very cute of him. i mean, he’d probably try to do a little spin too, but that’s beyond him if it’s without tripping. he’s a naturally smart baby i’ll say, but he tends to stick by you because he doesn’t like being out in the open for too long, even if he deems it safe—he prefers being beside you. yet at the same time, he’s also more confident, so he may give you a cheek kiss or two while he’s at it.

— while he may have unnecessarily good baby articulation though, he’s sure got slower reaction times than you’d expect, so you ought to treat him well with care. you wouldn’t want him accidentally bumping into a cabinet after all, because then you’d have to deal with not just a little idia, but a little idia who’s tearing up. but it is nice when all is through though, because then you can tease that you’ve got a show of what it’s be like to start a family with him—and while he wouldn’t be tearing up like his little self, his hair sure will be fired up pink.

m. draconia

— aah, wee tiny malleus. would be cute if he wasn’t so troubling..not to say he’s in any wrong though, but surely there’s no need for him to go throwing a gasket whenever you’re not in his vicinity, and you can recall with some giggles how he blew some fire at lilia. safe to say there’s a reason you’re the one caring for him. “hey now, little malleus. please don’t go turning the dorm into an ice block..c’mon little malleus please, c’mon now..” — you every time a little hiccup ends up occurring.

— his emotional tendencies is likely 95% of the reason he’s a trouble to care for, but during the, uh, 5% of the time he’s calm, he’s either snoozing away or finding comfort in his time with you. once you tell him of these occurrences he can’t help but feel amused, and ends up asking if you’d be more up to the task if he were to join you in caring for a little him if you were to ever care to start a family together.

l. vanrouge

— yes, little lilia..equally a handful. he ventures around a lot—no, no baby lilia, don’t go trying to hang upside down without a couch underneath you, no. he tries to scare you a bit too, but with him in baby form it’s far more obvious so you should be safe. he may manage to catch you by genuine surprise once or twice, though. he sure is a curious small soul; you’re going to have to take him around the dorm every now and then to keep him entertained. and i’ll tell you that much, it can be a wee difficult.

— seems no matter the age, he’s just naturally a playful sort of fae. you’ll have to entertain him with games, or he may scurry off to find something else to interest him—albeit nothing will do the just quite like you and your mere presence. at some point you can’t help but feel lilia let himself get babyfied on purpose so you could feel how it would be to raise a fae such as himself..but despite his entertaining of the idea once he’s back to his usual, you know full well once the effect wears off he’s unable to remember even a pinch of what happened..you’ll stick to your theory, though.

[just-a-ghost-named-echo]

Music genres I think certain twst characters would listen to cause yeah

Ace Trappola: So listen idk why but I think he’s a hardcore swiftie (swifte? idk how to spell it) but he’s in such deep denial about it like he’d rather admit he’s gay than admit he enjoys taylor swift music. Also unironically listens to justin beiber music (beauty and the beat i see you 😻😻😻)

Deuce Spade: Now he listens to whatever he grew up listening to so whatever his mother likes, he likes. He probably grew up listening to 2000’s boy bands and has grown to love it, also listens to a few taylor swift songs but not a lot, manly just whatever he grew up listening to on the radio so a lot of like 2010’s pop (which has some amazing songs like beauty and the beat 😻😻😻)

Trey Clover: Kid’s bop. (yes i’m a trey hater.) i have no reasoning for it i just think he would.

Leona Kingscholar: This may be completely random but I feel like he’d very much enjoy tyler the creator. Idk why BUT ALSO KALI UCHIS AGAIN NO REASON WHY I JUST FEEL LIKE HE’D FALL ASLEEP TO IT

Ruggie Bucci: Ok you can doubt me on this cause again like all of these it’s just a feeling but I think he would listen to Gwen Stefani (specifically rich girl. it’s his theme)

Jamil Viper: Probably reggaeton cause like i can see him blasting daddy yankee while cooking or also that angsty indie rock when he’s in a mood or at the end of the day he puts his headphones on and just sinks into his bed while listening to indie rock

Rook Hunt: Jazz. French. Old Jazz French. edith piaf and ella fitzgerald. must i say more? ALSO CAN YOU IMAGINE RUNNING AWAY FROM HIM AND ALL YOU CAN HEAR BESIDES YOUR HEAVY BREATHING AND POUNDING HEART IS A FAINT HUMMING OF PADAM PADAM???? THAT’S HORRIFYING

Idia Shroud: Obviously K-pop and J-pop and also vocaloid. he would kill for miku (and you can quote me on that) this was was just obvious

Sebek: LITERALLY ANYTHING MALLEUS WOULD LISTEN TO. A N Y T H I N G. that or just silence…is what he would say but definitely an elvis kinda guy

Lilia Vanrouge: No context for any of these but tyler the creator, 2000-2020 pop, and christmas music (only in summer)

authors note: i think these goes here but anyways these are all just my opinions and i don’t expect anyone to agree with me also trey clover slander ALSO IF I FORGOT A COUPLE LAST NAMES I’M SORRY

[merakiui]

I will always love how you will get on your knees for Azul in a heart beat but in the same breathe slander him (we love the duality). But now I’m curious, top bedrooms in twst that you would like to be taken in, and/or if we just wanna be a little more daring, what are the top places you would like to be taken by and who? Like whether it be in the Monstro lounge by the twins, the Heartslabyul maze by Cater, bell tower by Rollo.

OOOOOO good questions!!! there are so many places in the twst world that would be absolutely amazing to be taken in. orz please forgive the shameless simping written below.

top bedrooms

✧ azul's room but at night specifically because omg the ambience!!!! his bed looks really soft and comfortable as well, and it would be so nice to wake up in it in the morning and eat pastries and casually chat after a long night hehe.

✧ riddle's room because i really like the canopy bed he has. also all of the red... so pretty and cute. T_T he could use a riding crop on me. he could use a collar on me. he could tie me up and step on me. anything riddle wants, riddle will get. orz but also slow, soft, romantic sex would be so nice with him. let's cry through our orgasms together, riddle. <3

✧ jade and floyd's room because the way it is visually split in half is so apparent but also so fun. floyd's messy bed would be fun to fuck in, but i also feel like the twins might push the beds together for more space (or maybe they will leave one bed for not much space just to make things more cramped). >:) i'd like to make a mess of jade's nicely made bed and in return he can make a mess of me. sandwiched by two mafia eels... aaaaa i am leaving the room bruised and littered in bites, but that is okay because i'll probably find myself back there next weekend so they can open the bite marks once again.

✧ rook's room is just so elegant (ignoring the peeling wallpaper that reveals candid photographs). i like the canopy with the moons and stars. it's very pretty!! sex with rook would be so nice because no matter what he would be so sweet and wonderful, albeit a little troublesome when he starts waxing poetry when he's buried so deeply. but a man who is so eloquent with words must be good with his mouth, so do not let me down, mr. hunt!!!

✧ vil's room is also very elegant!! i would happily spend a night in there with vil. but it would feel like the room of a royal because of how lavish it looks, so it will take some time to get used to. it's a pretty room for a pretty man. (♡▽♡)

✧ idia's bedroom is messy, but i think his bed looks so comfortable. i'll put on whatever cosplay he wants. i will wear the maid outfit and the cat ears and the cow print lingerie. anything for my cute gamer boyfriend!! sleepy sex would be so nice with him.

✧ malleus's room has a very gothic charm to it (as does all of diasomnia). i would definitely like to be taken there, but maybe while it's raining for extra sleepy ambience.

top locations

✧ mostro lounge in the booths or in azul's vip room. but most importantly: MOSTRO LOUNGE AQUARIUM OMG...... admittedly, the aquarium scene in azul thought four was very self-indulgent because it's just so pretty at night. the glowing illumination... the sea life and the pretty corals aaaa!! it's really too perfect for sex and monsterfucking. it doesn't matter if it's azul, the twins, one of the twins, all three of them. in conclusion, someone is leaving that aquarium filled and (spoilers) it is me. :^) azul's vip room would be fun because the twins could fuck me so good against azul's desk or on the sofas; omg or on the sofa while azul's horny gripping through his paperwork hehe. omg also getting railed against the bar in mostro lounge by floyd because he's too bored and uninspired to mix new drinks!!!! orz orz orz just one chance, floyd. please.

✧ in this tunnel hallway!!!! it would be so good at night... we don't even need to have sex there. i would just love to make out with any of the octavinelle trio against the glass. but also making out there with riddle and we have to be chased away by an annoyed azul!!! aaaaaa rivalry. <3

✧ another place i would absolutely make out in would be the hall of mirrors. getting so wrapped up with any of them and we fall through one of the mirrors hehe. falling through the octavinelle mirror with riddle or through the heartslabyul mirror with azul... omg.

✧ ABSOLUTELY THE BELL TOWER WITH ROLLO OTL there's something so exhilarating about being so high up and vulnerable... but also i think any shadowed space within noble bell would be good for quick trysts. i will give president flamm the best head of his life wherever he wants. he deserves good head, lots of love, and many warm, buttery croissants!! <3

✧ styx private room....... styx idia could do whatever he wants to me in there. just dress me up as your little lab rat with those choker collars and i will do anything for you, mr. acting director. :) also the styx control room!!! i'll give idia the sloppiest head under the desk while he's reviewing gathered data and after that he can rail me on the table.

✧ savanaclaw lounge at night hehe. sex in the pool under the waterfall would be so fun aaaaaaa. leona, i will do all the work. just sit back and let me ride. <3 the entire dorm could use me if they wanted. i will not complain.

✧ scarabia lounge at night!!!!!! the open air!!! the cushions and rugs!!!! the moonlight!!!!! i would get drunk and silly with kalim and jamil there. someone is becoming a father that night.

✧ heartslabyul kitchen with trey. <3 OOHHH TREY.... TREY!!!!! OTL i am down so horrendous for the sweet and secretly mischievous baker who would fuck me so good against the countertop. orz and then right after that he'd have a delicious pastry and some tea waiting. call me a donut with how cream-filled i will be afterwards.

✧ unbirthday party... orz new tradition: everyone can rail me against the tables. yes, it will ruin the display. yes, it will be messy. but it would be so fun omg.

✧ the rose maze with cater and his clones would also be fun!!! truthfully, i would fuck cater anywhere in heartslabyul because it would be really enjoyable with him (just two best friends with benefits having some quality time together hehe). also, getting caught by riddle would be fun. "you're getting your fluids on the furniture with these indecent acts!!!! >:( off with your head!!!!" riddle just does not know the best medicine for stress is sex. :( if it's off with my head, how can i possibly give it to him??? truly a dilemma...

✧ wherever the housewardens have their meetings. i could take all of them. >:) i will take all of them. they do not call the ramshackle prefect the beast tamer for nothing!!!!! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ

[alexex8sts]

I'm sorry Trey, but your teeth kink is really showing rn, calm yourself, you'll scare the screaming man child-

[child-o-hades]

I feel like this is a good opportunity to say that, while today I’m in a very bad mood, every day is “don’t fucking slander Rook Hunt” day. Not just today because I’m pissed off. But always. Yes. His hair is ugly. Yes. His personality is weird. But he’s a good character, who I happen to like either way. If you’re gonna hate on Rook, just. Don’t. Around me at the least, if you know me. Quite literally my only request.

[cerealmonster15]

book 5 p3 drops in engtwst soon and I must remind everyone I do not accept rook hunt slander in my house

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

Rook the type to text or write out how much he loves you and yuu replies with "ok"