#rumours!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!

[goaheadandgetinthebog]

so i have this brucie wayne hc that all of gotham upper society and the press thinks he did the rich guy thing and adopted all his bastards. like, that's a lot of dark haired orphans you got there, brucie. they look a lot like you, brucie.

and from the public perspective this totally makes sense. the man is known as kind of a slut. he would totally have bastard children. the drakes are also high society and right next door. that's some random street kid from crime alley? hell no, brucie's one night stand tracked him down. he's adopted a 17 year old girl from out of nowhere? obviously some ex has caught up with him. the press and public just can't understand why someone with his wealth would just adopt random kids for no other reason.

then damian turns up.

and brucie fully admits this one is biologically his.

and all of gotham is forced to go 'huh'.

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

Mendel treated Olena badly? What happened? 🫨

There were rumours about Mendel limiting the access to Vova and his office and being rude to her and stuff like that.

[valyrfia]

best part of today has to be everyone who's never listened to Nico Rosberg commentate before slowly realise in real time that he really is that unhinged, really couldn't give less of a fuck, knows an incredible amount of wheel, and has still to get over Lewis Hamilton

[gojosbf]

someone asked gege what is female gaze and as an answer he created geto suguru

[drulalovescas]

Dean Winchester I know what you are

Dean Winchester being normal about Castiel's lips challenge

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Do you ever think about the fact that Inej is very likely to go down in history as a Saint, while Kaz would most likely be forever remembered as Ketterdam's boogeyman who lives under beds and snatches disobedient kids? That one day, they would be known as Sankta Inej of the Sea, the patron of weak and hurt, and the Dirtyhands, a superstition for bad luck? Cuz I think about this a lot

[northernsunsets]

AU where Shen Yuan transmigrates into an OC and meets Ning Yingying who adopts him as her older brother. Shen Qingqiu takes them both and keeps acting like he doesn't like Shen Yuan but it's easy to see through.

[killingsboys]

You could be my silver spring...

[taskhusbands]

Taskmaster S16E08 Outtake

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Heh...Literally nothing personal, kid.

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[stevienicksgifs]

FLEETWOOD MAC — Dreams (Official Music Video 1977) ☽ [stevie gifs] ☽

[samwwise]

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Read a review on Rose which points out that Rose is meant to be the blonde character who dies first going into the basement in a horror film until nine grabs her hand and pulls her straight into another genre and now I'm thinking about how the darkest dw episode are always described as close to horror but they can never really be full horror because there's always the hope of it all.

[blorbocedes]

nico: spicy, huh, Alpine? Do you wanna know how much?

karun: yeah!

nico: I can't say

karun: oh 😞

nico: im just kidding! 😆 Close to a billion

helpppp he's such a menace. this is like putting an honor roll student in kindergarten

[vaguely-concerned]

the fact that irving canonically survives through the end of asunder to be at wynne's funeral is so fucking funny to me. nothing but love and respect for MY unstoppable cockroach morally grey machiavellian mage dad!!! he's survived in his position through multiple attempted rites of annulment and blood mage plots popping up left right and center around him. the chantry keeps trying to stamp him out but his dodge game is simply out of this world, divine. civil wars, political machinations and minefields, chantry atrocities, this wily old motherfucker is dodging and weaving his way through it all, not-quite-no-hits-taken-running-it-but-honestly-close-enough-under-the-circumstances style. if solas does succeed in tearing down the veil I would fully believe that one of the like three people still alive at the end of it all would be a very weary 90 year old first enchanter irving going 'oh this shit again huh'. the maker has cursed him for his hubris and his paperwork is never finished (affectionate, it's fine he canonically loves paperwork)