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juanarc-thethird · 1 year
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How to be strong like me.
DILF Jaune: People come to ask me "Jaune, how are you so ripped?" And I always tell them that you can do it with three easy steps.
DILF Jaune: Number one, *Holds Yang on his shoulder* weight lifting.
DILF Jaune: Number two,... *"Playing" with Blakes ass* Healthy Meals.
DILF Jaune: And number three, *In bed with both girls ready for some "Fun"* 8 hours of Deep and Intense sleep.
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madman479r · 1 year
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It was a seemingly normal day at Beacon during Lunch. Teams RWBY and JNPR sitting together as usual though instead of the two teams sitting across from one another, they were all mixed up.
On one side it was Ren, Nora, Pyrrha and Weiss.
Across from them it was Ruby, Yang, Jaune and Blake.
Even stranger was that Jaune was between Blake and Yang, who had recently became a couple, much to the joy of their friends, and normally sat next to one another. Now one would find it odd if someone sat between a known couple who tend to regularly sit together but Jaune had not situated himself between the two girls.
Rather they occupied both his sides on their own accord, taking their seats after he had sat down, Yang even squeezed herself between Ruby and Jaune in doing so.
Most of the table thought it was strange but decided not to point it out, believing that if the pair were currently in a row or giving the other some space then it wasn't any of their business.
But not Jaune, he was questioning something else entirely.
Namely why Yang and Blake's hands were rubbing his thighs and crotch.
When he was sure the others were distracted, he leaned over to Yang and quietly yet urgently whispered ."What're you doing?" He asked his fellow blonde, looking confused but not entirely disturbed by the heavy petting.
Yang gave him an amused look and said "Nothing, Jaune." She cooed quietly, her lilac eyes twinkling teasingly. She then slowly reached higher up his thigh where his hardening shaft rested beneath his pants, giving it a gentle squeeze.
Jaune gasped as Yang began stroking him, feeling his cock grow harder under her fingers. Yang gave a silent giggle and looked over at Blake, who was now stroking his inner thigh, her hand brushing up against his balls. The faunus girl just smiled sweetly, looking at the blonde pair in the corner of her eye but continued to look as though she were reading her book, leaving Jaune speechless as he watched the two girls go to work on his throbbing manhood, his heart racing.
He felt an unfamiliar warmth rush through his body as Yang continued to stroke him, her long slender fingers gliding up and down his length. Jaune took a deep breathe in, closing his eyes and wondering if this was all just a wet dream, not seeing how Yang and Blake looked at each other over his head, having a silent connection.
*CLATTER!* *CLANG!*
"Whoops! My bad." Yang said as she went down to pick up the dropped cutlery.
Jaune felt his heart freeze for a moment. Surely she wouldn't? Yang was brave and brazen but no way she would suck him off in the middle of the cafeteria, just before their friends. Oh it may feel great at the moment but the embarrassment of such a public display and Goodwitch's wrath outweighed the idea.
Thankfully, or sadly however you looked at it, Yang came back up with the cutlery in hand, making Jaune sigh in relief.
Only to gasp loudly as he felt a soft hand caress his cock, flesh on flesh.
"Jaune?" Jaune's eyes snapped to Pyrrha, who looked at him in concern. "Are you okay?" She asked.
"Oh! I-it's nothing, Pyr, j-just felt a p-pinch." Jaune stammered, feeling embarrassed.
Pyrrha nodded and went back to talking with Weiss, letting Jaune assess the situation. Looking down he saw his cock was now free from its denim and cotton restraints, feeling both cool air and warm flesh rub against it. Blake's hand was wrapped around his shaft while Yang's fingers were cupping his balls, wiggling her digits against the sensitive orbs.
Jaune understood now, Yang had used the the sound of dropped utensils to mask the sound of Blake unbuckling his belt and trousers.
His mouth went dry as he felt the two girls' hands move up and down his length, their slow yet skillful and sensual movements feeling wonderful and not making too much noise.
The pressure in his balls increased and he could feel the familiar tingling sensation creep into his loins, his mind going blank as he looked back at Yang, her face only having a tinge of red on her cheeks, signalling that she knew exactly what she was doing, but one could blame today's weather for that. While she faced Nora, who was regaling her latest dream, her lustful half lidded eye was on Jaune as she pleasured him. Her pink tongue poked though her lips and wetted them, making Jaune twitch as he imagined that tongue working along his cock.
Looking over at Blake, he saw that, still hiding her face behind her book, her face was more flush than Yang's but still had a mischievous glint in her golden eyes which glanced between Jaune and his pulsing length, her lips parted and Jaune could practically see the hot breaths as she silently panted. Was she getting off on the thrill of it alone?
Both hands changed techniques, now Yang was rubbing his shaft while Blake's palm rested on the head, her fingers stroking the glans.
Jaune, despite feeling himself losing his mind to the pleasure, noted how Yang's style had a tighter grip, not enough to hurt but to feel like she was trying to milk his cock and gave longer strokes.
Blake's style was gentler and it felt like she was working a delicate instrument. She caressed the tip gently with her fingertips, occasionally swirling them around the ridge of the head.
Jaune couldn't stop a groan from leaving him, once again catching his partner's attention.
"Are you sure you're okay, Jaune? You sound like you're in pain." Pyrrha asked in concern.
Jaune wasn't in pain, quite the opposite really. "N-No, I-i just h-have a cramp-p." Jaune lied.
"You should stand up and give yourself a stretch, that'll help." Pyrrha recommended.
Oh yeah, stand up and show himself to his friends and the entire cafeteria? No thanks. "N-no, it's one of t-those cramps whe-er-ere it's b-better to stay still u-until it p-passes." Jaune assured.
Jaune struggled to focus on what he was saying, as both Yang and Blake alternated their motions, moving their hands faster and slower as they pleasured him further, his shaft twitching more and more by the minute as pre-cum dripped from his tip, smearing both smooth hands pleasuring him.
"Hey P-money, do you mind if me and Blake help train Jaune?" Yang asked, her tone casual as if she weren't rubbingher index finger along the slit of his cockhead.
Jaune looked horrified, wondering why Yang was drawing attention to herself, surely Pyrrha would see something was going on under the table?
Pyrrha however didn't seem to notice anything, only looking confused by Yang's request. "Oh?"
"It's just that, we think switching it up will help him." Yang explained.
"I was thinking of testing him on his flexibility and taking on two people at once." Blake spoke up, her eyes peering over her book, her hand giving Jaune a gentle squeeze.
Yang followed up. "And I was going to help him with his stamina and endurance." She said, squeezing Jaune's balls this time.
Pyrrha looked unsure of what to say, perhaps worried about Jaune's health.
"I don't know... I mean-maybe i should come with and see-" Pyrrha started but was interrupted by Yang.
"Oh, come on, Pyr. Jaune's a big boy~." She purred, emphasising her point by squeezing Jaune once more. "I think he can go a few sessions without you hovering nearby."
Pyrrha still looked unsure and a tad bit miffed but nodded nonetheless. "Alright then, I guess it's fine." Pyrrha said stiffly and turned to Weiss again.
Yang smiled and let go of Jaune's testicles, but kept her hold on his cock. "Thank you." She said, giving Jaune a wink.
Jaune could feel the pressure building up in his balls and tried to keep his breathing steady, but it proved difficult as Blake's fingers worked their magic.
He stared at Yang as she slowly pumped his cock, and Yang could see he was nearing his end, so she sped up, her long slender fingers pumping furiously and with more precision, the slippery digits sliding up and down his hard shaft.
Jaune bit the inside of his cheek to stop himself from moaning and thrushed against the combined handjob as he neared climax. He wondered how he was going to make it through the next couple minutes, especially with Blake's soft hands on his shaft.
The thought of cumming in front of his classmates, despite being hidden by a table, made him nervous but he was beyond the point of no return.
Suddenly the two hands left his swollen and violently twitching cock. Jaune whimper quietly but a thud by Blake's side made him look to see the Faunus had dropped her book.
"Whoops." She said before disappearing under the table.
Just then, Jaune felt his cock be enveloped by a moist warmth all the way down to his base.
"Nrgh!" Jaune clenched his teeth as he felt Blake plung her mouth onto Jaune's cock, her tongue flicking wildly around the head of his erect shaft as her lips slid up and down his member.
Jaune shut his eyes, unable to control himself any longer.
She didn't slow down though, her warm mouth sliding up and down his throbbing cock while her tongue lapped at his swollen crown. Jaune's toes curled as he felt his orgasm approaching quickly, he was going to shoot right into Blake's hot mouth.
Yang suddenly pressed herself up to his side, his arm sandwiched by her breasts as panted onto his sensitive ear, speaking low enough that no-one else could hear.
"Cum for her, Jaune." She breathed.
"W-w-what?" Jaune stuttered, trying to ignore the sensation of Blake's wet tongue caressing his cockhead.
"Cum for her, Jaune. Don't hold back that delicious load and cum in her mouth." Yang urged, still grinding against his side.
That, along with Blake's soft, warmth velvety mouth sent Jaune over the edge.
Jaune grunted, and began to unload into Blake's waiting mouth, thrusting his hips forward as if to bury himself deeper into her maw.
Blake instantly swallowed, swallowing every drop of the salty fluid as it poured out of his shaft and down her throat.
After a few seconds of Blake swirling her tongue around Jaune's sensitive and spent cock, the dark haired girl emerged from under the table but no-one other than Jaune and Yang had noticed.
Jaune then saw how Blake's cheeks seemed a little bloated. A quick opening of her mouth showed she hadn't swallowed all of his essence.
Blake than stood from the table and stepped towards Yang. Jaune wondered what she was going to do.
His question was answered as Blake planted her lips right onto Yang's in an open mouth kiss.
While others looked away awkwardly at the PDA, Jaune watched on and could see his cum being exchanged as well, Blake was feeding Yang his cum.
Yang didn't seem bothered by the fact that she was getting a mouthful of Jaune's seed by her girlfriend's mouth, instead she kissed Blake harder and deeper, sharing Jaune's cum between them.
Jaune only briefly wondered if he had died and gone to heaven.
Blake pulled away first after a minute, panting lightly, her lips glistening with Jaune's semen, which she licked clean. She then said "Going to our dorm. I'll see you there soon?" She asked. Everyone else thought she was addressing Yang and Yang alone but she had directed the question to both Yang and Jaune. Both blondes nodded, though Jaune was still in a daze.
Blake smirked and walked out of the cafeteria, her hips swaying with each step, leaving Yang with her prize.
Yang then turned to Jaune and opened her mouth, showing her mouthful of cum before closing her lips, gaving an audible gulp and once more opening her mouth to show she had swallowed the load.
"You ready for a training session, now?" Yang asked.
Jaune nearly forgot to stuff his cock back into his trousers before he practically leapt up from the table with Yang.
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yang uses her vibrator hand on jaune to prepare him to take blake's cock~
Blake sat licking her lips as she watched the scene in front of her. Her head resting in the palm of her left hand, while the right hand lazily pumped the meat pillar rising from between her legs. 13 inches of solid faunus cock stood at attention, pulsing, leaking pre-cum, solid as a rock, and covered head to toe in bars. Patiently waiting for the action ahead to cease.
"GODS ABOVE, YANG STOP! I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE" a shrill masculine voice cried out
Panning her amber eyes ahead of her, she watched as her loving girlfriend, Yang, shoving their friend, Jaune's, head against the wall as her robotic arm fisted itself deep in his asshole. A loud vibrating noise could be heard echoing through the dorm.
"Quite being a pussy and shut up!" She growled, pushing her prosthetic against his prostate making him shriek once more. A splatter of white painting the already cum stained wall in front of him white once more.
Blake moaned briefly hearing Yang's authoritarian voice. Though, she wore the pants in the relationship, she did enjoy seeing Yang preparing new toys for her.
"That's enough, Yang~" the blonde brawler turn to Blake, "I think he's ready now~"
She rose from her seat slowly making her way towards the two blondes. Upon seeing her, Yang immediately went to meet her, stumbling from excitement. Instead of getting back up, she got onto her knees waiting patiently for Blake to meet her.
"Did I do good, Mistress" She panted, lilac eyes wide like a puppy's.
Blake leaned over capturing lifting her head upwards to meet hers. "You did, baby~. You did really good~" She and Yang kissed each other passionately till the raven-haired beauty pulled away, licked her partner's face, and stared deep into her eyes. "No go play, I'm gonna give lover boy here private study session~"
Yang nodded, lifting herself off the floor, she made her way to the chair Blake sat on. Quickly making herself comfortable, she started to play with herself using the same arm she probed Jaune with. Blake watched Yang for a bit bfore slowly turning her attention to the trembling boy, bracing himself against the wall. She took a moment to inspect his form. He still had on his shirt, but his pants and boxers pooled around his feet resting in the small puddle of cum that accumulated from Yang fisting his ass, which was gapping from the rough treatment. His own impressive for a male 9in cock twitched and leaked strands of cum into his underwear from the position he was in.
"OOH~, Yang really did a number on you~" She exclaimed as she ran a hand along his back
Jaune jumped from her touch, his deep blue eyes staring back at her. "Blake....please.....I...I..."
Blake shushed him with a finger, "Sh sh sh~, If you think she was bad, Your gonna love my fat faunus cock~"
She spun him around so he was facing her, and shoved him against the wall making him gasp. She lifted his leg and positioned her cock at his gaping asshole. Her eyes never leaving his. Despite his heavy pants, Jaune managed to choke out a question.
"W....Why me"
Blake smiled at his question. Rather than answer, she captured him in a passionate kiss, her rough cat like tongue scraping against his own making him groan. While she did, one of her hands snaked below and squeezed his surprising firm butt. All the while, she began pushing her cock in his ass, however, she was met with some resistance. Pulling away to look, she saw a bright light engulfing his body.
"I forget about you aura and semblance" She returned her attention to his face "Don't worry, I'll be gentle~" as she spoke, she rammed her cock deep inside Jaune making him gasp from the pain. "At first~"
Blake immediately began thrusting, contrary to her claims she was not gentle. Her movements powerful and precise, her girth stretching him more than Yang ever could, and the barbs scrapping painfully against his soft fleshy insides. Jaune screamed silently as Blake thrusted deep in his ass, tears reformed in his eyes from the pain. See this, Blake pulled him back in for another kiss, savoring his taste. He was gonna enjoy being in this relationship.
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Just wanna say that knightshade, along with Arkos, are one of my favorite ships. Also this marks the first Blake and Yang ask on this channel
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tokufan400 · 2 years
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Random Stung Knight headcannon
Blake and Jaune, while drunk, got into a competition of who had the best ass. They asked Yang to be the judge, and that was the moment Yang realized she truly was an ass women.
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rwby-encrusted-blog · 4 months
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Stung knight go on their first date as throuple which is book store, dinner and then to the club for a night of dancing. The three of them are still getting used to actually being in a relationship with each other. Doing their best to show that they love the other two more than they could ever imagine. Shenanigans insues
Blake: *Almost struggling to carry her Books* You Getting Anything guys?
Yang: Just some Baking recipes, and a new Sci-Fi novel.
Jaune: *looking at something* I- I'm good.
Blake: *Shifting uncomfortably* Whatcha Looking At?
Jaune: Just- It's nothing. Some Graphic novels, which are just glorified comic books. I don't need it.
Yang: *Grabbing some of Blake's books* ... Nah. We're getting them.
Jaune: Well, you're hands are already full and I don't want to-
Blake: Jaune, just get them if you want them. I appreciate you trying to be mindful, but we're here to have fun. We don't mind.
Jaune: ... *picking up the books* Thanks guys!
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Blake: *Licking lips* FishFishFishFishFishFish!
Yang: Damn! This place smells like a real smoke house! God, I could live in that hickory and cherry! *Sniff* Oooh Is that Applewood?
Jaune: Yeah, This place is a "gourmet" barbecue and grill place! It's family owned and works with local farmers and butchers to ensure the highest quality meat - and they're the biggest buyers of my family's ciders, wines, and juices.
Yang: What are you, some kind of fruit Baron?
Jaune: We've got a lot of land - most money goes to the people that work it. My mom's a very hands-on boss, especially when it comes to protecting the workers.
Blake: Less talk more filling our mouths with Smoked Salmon~
Jaune: They also have Fish and Chips, fish tacos, tuna melts- just about everything.
Yang: We don't know a lot about your family come to think of it. All we know is that your dad gave you bad dating advice, and that you've got seven sisters.
Blake: And that they used to put him in dresses.
Yang: And that they-
Jaune: Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah, Uh, My mom and dad were both Hunters! My mom used the sword as a backup with a poleaxe - a halberd as a primary weapon ...
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Blake: *Bouncing to music*
Jaune: *Dancing like an Idiot*
Yang: *too enamoured by them to dance along with them*
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theredheadedace · 24 days
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AU where Blake fell with Jaune in the Everafter
Weiss: I can’t believe it’s the Panther Queen and Rusted Knight
Yang: So I guess Blake’s Erotica was right, they were a couple
Panther Queen: (pinching the bridge of her nose with The Rusted Knight giggling) Oh my god
Yang: Wait a minute
Weiss: No way
Ruby: It can’t be
PQ!Blake: (taking her mask off) you girls finally made it.
Yang: oh, so you two are together, hmm. Give me a moment. (Walking outside for a moment.)
Ruby: is Yang going to be-
Yang: NOOOOOO. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, WHY UNIVERSE WHYYYYYYYY!!??!!!
RK!Jaune: Well that went better than expected
PQ!Blake: You thought she was going to kill you, didn’t you?
RK!Jaune: a little bit yeah, are you going to tell her we are open it poly or-?
PQ!Blake: In a minute
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littlelewdmable · 11 months
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Yang: Would you rather get a titjob by me?
Blake: Or an assjob by me?
Jaune: Do you both have to be so horny in front of my food?
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rwby-confess · 3 months
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Confession #114
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howlingday · 1 year
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Now that I’m seeing timeline stuff again how about stung knight timeline where all three fell and appear at the dance
Jaune: YANG!
Blake: (Fires at Cinder) Get everyone to safety! I'll make her pay!
Jaune: (Gulps, Clenches fist) Fine. Once everyone is through, I'm coming back!
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Yang: Oogh... My head.
Cardin: You spilled the punch, bro.
Yang: I'm not your bro, bro. ...Wait a minute. Is that... Stop Light by Cassy?
Cardin: Yeah, why?
Yang: I remember that song. I used to love it back... at... Holy shit...
Ruby: Swear jar! And what happened to the punch?
Yang: ...
Ruby: Yang? What happened to your clo- HOLY CATS! WHAT HAPPENED TO YO- OOMPH!
Yang: (Holding Ruby) My baby sister even looks more adorable in my dream~!
Ruby: Yeeeeeng~! Shtop~! Yur imberrashing meeeee~!
Yang: HEY! HANDS OFF MY- Huh?
Yang: Whoa... (Lets go of Ruby) Talk about deja vu.
Yang: What the heck is this? This like some kind of Chrono-Splitter action?
Yang: Eh, I'd think of it more like, uh, Fighter's Forces of Fate.
Yang: So you came back in time to help us fight?
Yang: Something like that.
Yang: Can you prove you're me? Like, REALLY me?
Yang: ...Squat thrusts.
Yang: ...
Ruby: Squat thrusts? What is she-
Yang: (Blushing) Yeah, you're real. (Sighs) Geez, this is freaky. Though, not as freaky as that arm, though.
Yang: Gifted to me by General Ironwood before he-
Ironwood: Before I what, miss?
Yang: (Flinches, Combative stance) Whoa! Back off! We kicked your ass once, and we'll do it again!
Ironwood: We? Okay, until this is sorted, you're under- OOF!
Blake: Ugh... That could have gone better.
Yang: BLAKE! (Helps her up) Are you alright?
Blake: Me?! What about you?!
Yang: Who cares about me?!
Blake: I do! (Holds her close) When you fell, I... I thought you... We thought you...
Yang: I'm okay. (Strokes her hair) We're both okay now.
Yang: Oh... Wow...
Ruby: Aw... Even in the future, you guys are best friends~!
Blake: Wait, is this... Beacon?
Yang: Yeah, it's a long story... I think. I don't know what's going on, but we traveled back in time. I still have my arm, Stop Light is on the playlist, and Ruby's even more adorable than I remember in her dress~!
Ruby: Yaaaang~! Stooooop~!
Yang: So, uh, me and Blake, huh? How did that happen? Or am I supposed to know?
Yang: Well, uh, I don't think it would hurt to tell you guys, but I think it'd be easier if Jaune was here.
Ruby: Jaune? He's over... there...
Jaune: STOP POINTING AT ME!
Jaune: YOU POINTED AT ME FIRST!
Jaune: NO, YOU POINTED AT ME FIRST!
Jaune: NO, I DIDN'T!
Jaune: YES, YOU DID!
Nora: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! KISS! KISS! KISS!
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weatherman667 · 1 year
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Jaune:  Forget a big-tiddy goth girlfriend, I’m not even worth an ice loli.
Weiss:  Ice cream bars are rather enjoyable, though I think that might be setting the bar a bit low, even for yourself.
Blake:  I don’t think that’s the kind of loli he was referring to.
Weiss (vexed):  Whatever you call them.  Drumsticks?
Yang:  How about a tomboy in daisy dukes?
Weiss:  Daisies are lovely, but rather banal.  I prefer lilies, myself.
Blake:  Do you know what the Japanese name for lilies are?
Ruby:  I have no idea what we are talking about.
Blake:  Jaune wants to watch a red-throated tit involved in yuri with an ice loli.
Yang:  What about bumblebees?  They can be sexy, can’t they?  Especially with yuri.
Jaune (internally):  At least with the MILFs I got a casserole.
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Stung knight horny reaction to rusted knights Jaune
Yang: Well even if He's Rusty, I hope his skills Aren't
Blake: C'Mon Jaune! I've wrote so many Fanfics about stuff like this!
RK!Jaune: You two Really think you can handle *Pinned* Whoa!
Yang: C'mon then, if you think you can handle us!
Blake: I'll try to not bite ... Much~
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Weiss: *Crying* IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!
Ruby: *Just absolutely done with this*
Little: Don't Worry Weiss! I'm sure whatever Happened can happen to you too!
~A Full Day Later~
Blake: *Curled up asleep between Jaune and Yang*
Yang: That ... Was good.
RK!Jaune: So I haven't lost anything?
Yang: You lost some skills, but damn! When you got going there wasn't any stopping you!
RK!Jaune: I haven't had much relief for like, ten years. I was a Thirsty man in a desert, then an oasis came to me.
Yang: *straddling Him* Then Let's see if you can run it Dry!
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drenosa · 5 months
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An epilogue.
Yang's banged out. So let's have a moment of reflection to finish this little story.
Enjoy.
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epic-arc · 1 year
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Rusted Stung Knight: Nice and warm night...
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In this story jaune blake and yang had crashed together on the island and this would be their first night the 3 of them were sitting by the fire and jaune could see in blake and yang expressions of sadness and concern. Then jaune would get up and go away to collect food and after a while he would come back carrying a variety of fish and fruits and would be cutting and trying to cook something.
Jaune: Hey guys, I know the situation is bad.. but we have to eat and rest..
Blake: It's the best we can do right now but do you guys think ruby ​​and weiss are ok?
Yang: I believe they are ruby ​​and weiss are strong and I believe we will find each other and get off this stupid island!
Both jaune and blake blushed at what yang had said because of their confidence and two smiled too and each one caught a fish and ate it. Time went by showing the 3 trained together meeting the cat lewis and alynx and after jaune was poisoned he would wake up in the hut he built to live with blake and yang and the two were by his side with expressions of concern on their faces.
Yang and Blake: Jaune!!
Jaune: Hey calm down guys what happened and where is alynx and lewis ?!
Yang: We almost lost you jaune! That idiot child poisoned you with some fruit and went to tree with lewis..
Jaune notices Blake trying to calm yang who would have red eyes and some angry tears running down her face so Jaune hugs her both and tries to calm them down.
Jaune: Well look on the bright side you haven't lost me hehe..
The two blushed because of the hug but at the time they returned and they would stay hugged for a while. And time passes until a certain market is attacked and the trio runs there to see what the confusion is and the rest is history...
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rwby-encrusted-blog · 8 months
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Jaune: Don’t preach to me about romance, Ilia. I had a three-way in a hot-air balloon.
Ilia: With Who?
Jaune: Blake and Yang.
Ilia: ... Lucky Bastard. *Sip*
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nerdlydelicious · 2 years
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Because I was Inspired by a Fic Idea Shared by a Friend of Mine
Yang and Blake are engaged in romantic warfare against Weiss. The prize for the Victor? Jaune. Who is entirely unaware this is happening.
Meanwhile, a confused Penny and mildly entertained Ruby watch on. With popcorn.
Penny: “Do girls always fight over Jaune?”
Ruby: “Not back at Beacon. Though some of that may have been because Pyrrha bodied the first girl who made a move on him.”
Penny. “I see… but here in Atlas it is… the ‘trend’?”
Ruby: “For some people, I guess. If you’re them. Or a MILF.”
Penny: “What is a ‘MILF’?”
Ruby: “Oh, you sweet summer child…”
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weathermanpolls · 11 months
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