#safety for the bread

[greenglowinspooks]

(DCxDP) The obligations of a rogue versus those of a parent (pt. 2)

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Tw: N/A

Will be crossposted to AO3 eventually

(Pt. 1 here) - (Pt. 3 here)

(Masterlist/subscription post)

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It was a beautiful morning. Somehow, against all odds, the sun was shining through the thick smog perpetually covering Gotham.

And Danny hated it.

He was in pain, he was exhausted, he was grieving, and all he wanted to do was sleep for at least a week.

In an act of celestial mockery, the sun shone regardless.

After around twenty minutes of tossing and turning in bed, trying to get back to sleep, Danny gave up and pried himself out of bed.

He stumbled through the hallway and into the living room, staring openly at every splash of color he saw in the small apartment. He hadn’t forgotten what color looked like in the time he was in the lab, but it was comforting to see.

Someone cleared their throat. Danny whipped his head around, eyes falling on a scrawny, gangly man sitting down in a worn armchair, hunched over a laptop. He was looking at him with a dull, bored expression.

Right. Scarecrow.

His escape.

The chase.

His mom.

“You look a lot less terrifying without the mask,” Danny blurted out, slapping his hand over his mouth. “I didn’t mean that.”

“Well, I certainly wouldn’t call my normal appearance frightening,” Scarecrow hummed, focusing his attention back onto the laptop, “that’s what the costume is for, after all.”

“Oh.”

After a brief moment of excruciating silence, Scarecrow spoke.

“You any good with computers, Danny? Hacking, and all that?”

Danny jolted. Scarecrow needed his help with something! This was great! Now, he’d have more of a reason not to get rid of him!

“Oh, uh, yeah! Not as good as my friend Tucker, but I think I’m pretty good.”

“And you’re familiar with the GiW’s systems specifically,” Scarecrow continued, beckoning him over. Danny complied, shuffling over awkwardly. “Right?”

“Well, I guess? My friends and I got into their stuff a couple of times before they…”

“Wonderful,” Scarecrow said, standing up with a stretch. He shoved the laptop into Danny’s hands and gestured for him to sit down on the couch. “Then you can hack into their system and extract whatever files you can find.”

Danny stared at the man like he’d lost his mind. He looked back at him expectantly.

Danny sat down.

“Yeah, I-I can do that. Tuck and I built a back door into their system ages ago,” he said, checking the screen. It was clear that for all the skills that Scarecrow had, hacking was definitely not one of them. “But, uh, don’t you have someone else that usually does this sort of thing for you? Not that I’m complaining!”

Scarecrow scowled, and Danny felt his heart fall into his ass.

“Usually, I do,” Scarecrow huffed, “but I chose to leave my most recent job with the Penguin early, so now there’s no way that he or Eddie will help me with anything until I make it up to them somehow.”

“Oh,” Danny said.

He had no clue whatsoever who Eddie was.

Danny got to work quickly, hoping that if he ignored the gangly man, he would leave him be. Luckily, he did just that, leaving to go work on something in another room.

Danny checked the laptop’s security before continuing Scarecrow’s progress, making sure that the GiW wouldn’t be able to grab their location.

It was…threateningly good. Whoever Eddie was, he had somehow crammed the functionality of a top-of-the-line PC into a tiny, beat-up old laptop. It almost reminded Danny of Tucker and his terrifying competence with his PDA.

Tucker.

Amity park.

Home.

Danny snapped himself out of his thoughts, tabbing back into the application Scarecrow had up and began to work his magic.

He had near full access to the entire GiW database within half an hour.

Mumbling out a quick thank-you to Tucker, he called Scarecrow over to appraise his work.

“Fixed up some food for you while you worked,” the rogue said, handing him a bowl of oatmeal, taking the laptop into his lap as he did so, “didn’t know how well you could eat, considering you’re recovering from… surgery, so I decided to stay on the safe side.”

Danny had no clue what this guy’s deal was.

He definitely did not tear up at the first genuine thoughtfulness he encountered in weeks, and he did not look away as he ate so that Scarecrow couldn’t see his face.

At least Scarecrow was too focused on the laptop to notice or care.

Or, maybe, he was just mercifully ignoring him.

Either way, Danny ate slowly, not wanting to make himself sick. He allowed himself to absentmindedly look around the room for the first time, taking everything in.

It was strangely homey. The space was filled with warm browns and yellows, a few splashes of color on the wall in the form of (obviously gifted) paintings. There was a beat-up bookshelf against the wall, clearly second-hand, filled to the brim with psychology books. On every available surface there was a different colored candle, all at different stages of use, clearly collected over the course of years.

Danny knew that the man next to him was a crazed, murderous criminal, but his home was oddly reminiscent of Jazz.

He was not about to cry.

“Danny,” Scarecrow hummed, snapping him out of his spiraling, “can you explain this to me?”

He looked over. The rogue was pointing to a new report, seemingly posted only a few hours ago.

Nodding, he took the computer into his lap, pouring over the contents.

He read the report again.

And again.

And again.

Danny swore loudly, crumpling like a wet paper bag, head in his hands.

“What?”

“It’s…” he swore again, glancing back at the laptop, “they…since you became liminal from synthetic ectoplasm, when we’re within about 500 meters of one another, our ectoplasm signatures resonate, and they can’t track us with any of their technology.”

“How is that a bad thing?”

“If we’re not that close to each other, they can track us down from anywhere in the world.”

Scarecrow went dead quiet. After what felt like the single longest minute of Danny’s life, he let out a truly exasperated sigh, slumping over in his seat.

“Yeah, me too,” Danny mumbled, utterly miserable.

“…I’ll have to move my plans back a little,” Scarecrow sighed, “I can’t drag an injured child with me when I attack the Gotham GiW base, you’ll just get in the way.”

“Oh come on,” Danny whined, “I can take care of myself just fine. Besides, Batman brings kids with him to do dangerous stuff all the time, and he’s fine!”

“Might I remind you that the second Robin died violently,” Scarecrow snapped, “and that Batman most likely has more traumatic brain injuries than all of the Gotham rogues combined. That really isn’t the winning argument you think it is.”

Danny paused, trying to think up some way to win the argument. Then, he realized what he had ignored before.

“Wait, Scarecrow, you’re gonna attack the GiW?”

“That’s the plan,” he nodded, “and call me Dr. Crane. I’m only Scarecrow when I’m in the mask.”

But,” Danny sputtered, “Sca—uh, Dr. Crane—that’s insane! The weapons they’ve got- they’ll rip you apart!”

“Not my first time,” Crane said, making Danny wince. “Besides, I have plenty of experience avoiding gunfire. I’ll live.”

“You…” Danny was silent for a while, trying to think of something to say, “fine, but you have to take me with you wherever you go. As soon as they see either of us on their radars, they’ll hunt us down.”

Dr. Crane sighed.

“…Fine. I need some time to plan anyways. Now, you’re going to help me download these files, properly format them, and send them out.”

“…Why?”

“Well, some of the other rogues might appreciate the heads up, and I’d quite like them to be indebted to me. Besides, I still need to pay back the Penguin for ditching him, and he loves knowing things that other people don’t.”

Danny paused.

“That’s an awful idea, no offense. If any of the rogues know our weaknesses, they—”

“Danny, we’re censoring everything. The only things they need to know about are the GiW specifically, and any sort of laws surrounding them.”

Danny snorted.

“You care about laws now?”

“Yes, because if we get taken to Arkham, they’ll hand us off to the GiW the moment they ask, and it’ll be completely legal.”

Oh. Danny had honestly forgotten that Arkham was an option.

“…Ok. I’ll help you. Who are we telling?”

“I don’t think you really need to know,” Dr. Crane said, the faintest shadow of an amused look on his face, “but I’ll humor you for now. We’re sending the files out to the Penguin, Riddler, Poison Ivy via Harley Quinn, Two-Face, and Red Hood.”

Danny nodded. He could live with that.

“Alright, then let’s get to work.”

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[uncanny-tranny]

Yet another thing I didn't expect from crochet: I have stitch markers in my car, my bed, they are even being run through the washing machine because I didn't see them while loading my laundry. I think I'll drown in them

[breadandblankets]

if i was a gothamite i would simply find batman by looking for the GIANT power sink

nevermind post cancelled did yall know that the batcave has a hydroelectric plant inside and also in the 40s it was a fission reactor?

is the batcave on a separate system than the manor? there's no way that system was designed by a licensed engineer, bruce probably did it himself smh, add yet another crime to his rap sheet

[zigcarnivorous]

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[gummi-stims]

Earrings from studiocult on tiktok!

[icewindandboringhorror]

Various images from the past year or so... posting my evil little photo diary collections once again..

[arctic-hands]

Anyone else with food allergies/intolerances ever worried about being in a disaster scenario (hurricane, war, displacement, etc) where you have to rely on other people (FEMA, charity workers, volunteer restaurants coming together out of the goodness of their hearts, etc) and then all the food being offered is stuff you can't eat, or is that just me?

[eidetic187]

Hotch should not have given this man a gun and thats just facts

[urmothersdrawers]

Old graphic design icon project I did, starring Bread Boy Benson, Midge the Pidge, and Sammy “The Stomach” Sampson

[lisaandthedevil]

Living that Lisa Life

[breadandblankets]

Doug and Elaine Thomas met in a coffee shop at Gotham U, they struck up a conversation in line talking about everything from the weather to certain wildly unpopular school policy changes, they end up talking even after they get their orders (peppermint tea and a chocolate croissant for Elaine, cinnamon latte for Doug)

Doug secures his second date when he finds out Elaine has seen approximately Zero (0) movies and takes it up on himself to show her the world

[cooking-safety-tips]

Cooking Safety Tips

Cooing Safety Tips You Need To Know

Safety should be your utmost priority in whatever you do in your daily life. Safety is usually looked down upon when it comes to home cooking, but kitchen incidents could turn out to be catastrophic if not dealt with carefully. Trying out easy and quick recipes by talk2food should not be your only concern in the kitchen, but your safety and the safety of the kitchen itself is also pivotal. 

We come across a lot of news about the kitchen catching fires or the daily mishaps in the United States and it is because of avoiding the safety tips. Here I will discuss these safety tips in more detail and depth.

Keep reading to know the best ways to maximize your kitchen safety and try your preferred delicious recipes carefree. 

Top 7 Cooking Safety Hacks You Must Practice

Whether you are an expert chef and have command over trying complex to simple recipes, you still need some levels of precaution. Following these precautionary measures can save you a lot. You can read more about cooking hacks and safety tips on tumblr.

There are a number of safety tips, but some prominent ones are mentioned below:

Keep Your Kitchen Tidy

Your kitchen should not be a mess when you are preparing your food. A clean and tidy kitchen is always helpful in avoiding accidents. A messy kitchen is more likely to mess up your recipe, as well as your safety while you are in the kitchen. Clear the cooking counter before you start and clean the counter as well as your hands. Keeping the kitchen tidy is not only helpful in minimizing accidental risks but they also add more to the hygiene factors.

Be Cautious Of Hot Surfaces

Hot surfaces are the major causes of burns and self-damages for the people preparing food in the kitchen. Make sure to use oven mitts and potholders when working with hot surfaces. Before you start cooking, make sure oven mitts and potholders and other essentials are available. Handling it with bare hands will result in burns and bruises which sometimes result in skin infections. 

Be Careful With Sharp Knives

What kitchen appliances you use and their quality also contribute to your safety in the kitchen while cooking. Unsharpened knives are some of the factors putting your safety at risk. But handling of sharp knives inexpertly is also one of the major reasons for life-risking accidents in the kitchen. Use these sharp objects carefully, and keep them at a safe place after you use them. 

A Fire Extinguisher Is A Must

There could be a hundred reasons why your kitchen is on fire, and for all these unforeseen reasons you must have a fire extinguisher. With an extinguisher available, you can control things that become uncontrollable and extremely damaging if not dealt with on time. While you are ensuring the availability of a fire extinguisher for improved kitchen safety, you should also watch out for items that catch fire easily. For instance, a can of kerosene oil or diesel in the kitchen is no less than a threat to your life. 

Unplug Electronics When Not In Use

Electric short circuits are also the key contributors to increasing cooking risks and threats in the kitchen. We live in a world where everything has become convenient with these home and cooking appliances or gadgets. But with this ease comes the discomfort. The discomfort of your life and safety being at risk. When you are done using these electronic gadgets, make sure you are unplugging them. Keeping them plugged in could result in a lot of damaging situations for you in the kitchen.

Don’t Leave Your Kitchen Unsupervised

While cooking, make sure there are less or no distractions. A little distraction while the stove is on results in damaging situations. Do not leave the kitchen unsupervised or unattended when the stove is on. It is possible that you may forget about it and get distracted by other activities. Your presence is highly required in the kitchen when you are following a recipe that requires frying or continuous stirring. You do not want your kitchen and the entire place to be on fire just because you got distracted. Turn off the flame when you leave the kitchen.

Watch out For Food Crumbs On the Stove

Cleanliness of the kitchen counter and the surrounding of the stove is not just for the purpose of cleanliness. It is also highly required because of safety purposes. Cooking food again without cleaning your previous mess and removing the food crumbs is dangerous. The food crumbs on the stove might catch fire and things get out of your hands and become uncontrollable at times. So, better keep the surroundings and the stove clean and tidy. Moreover, do not place the oven mitts and potholders too close to  the stove when cooking because they could also catch fire. 

Make Your Cooking Experience Better With Ensured Safety!

While trying out simple and delicious recipes, do not forget to consider these safety tips and precautionary measures. Make your culinary experience even more exquisite by avoiding these mishaps that could lead to a lot of troubles. 

[goinggoats]

buying unrefrigerated tuna-filled bread from a bakery is a game of food poisoning russian roulette that I refuse to lose

[hummerbythesmashingpumpkins]

Hhhhooooohhhhhhgghhh

[solarellipse]

Anyways, love that my region's on a transit strike which means I can't get to work, and I already lost a good deal of work last week because of a snowstorm and said transit being canceled, and on top of my working hours already being cut because it's the 'slow' season...

[bugmin]

instant fucking tears r u kidding me