#saw textpost

[missmarreynolds]

Saw as The Onion articles :3

[mintysneezes]

Getting my evil engineering degree from saw university

[astronomodome]

[violent138]

Clark giving a nervous new JLA member the cheat code to winning over Bruce: "Just treat him like you think he's got dangerous superpowers."

New member: "Wait, Batman doesn't have powers?"

Clark: "Perfect, keep it up."

[mari-lair]

what an arc

[sunnytoptap]

(insp.)

[28ms28]

This is part 8 of the ongoing f1 text series that no one asked for, anyways here's the full list

[caramelvogel]

yjh who does audio porn to pay the bills and kdj who listens to it to fall asleep. kdj genuinely does not get off to it and he's so embarrassed that this is what he's found to help him sleep. literally nothing else helps and he's been advised to stop taking sleep medication because he was told he’s gonna just build up tolerance and dependency and making him worse

yjh started out trying to do non sexual voiceovers and readings at first, but his viewers kept encouraging him to do more and more sexual ones - and since it was more popular and paid the bills better - it became yjh’s main thing. at first yjh was really uncomfortable at having to do this, he was awkward every recording session and had to focus hard to keep the mood, but these days he's so desensitized he’s playing a game on the side while recording. he has outtakes where he was saying something and interrupts himself to curse about his game, and it comes out somehow that he plays games while doing it so the top tier gets to know what game he’s playing as an extra note underneath

when kdj somehow meets yjh, he wants to pass away but has to pretend everything is fine (he uses his super power of disassociation to get through it).

hsy: so do you get hard listening to him talk lmao

kdj, head in hands: no i just get sleepy :C

yjh thinking that kdj finds him really boring cause he keeps having to fight off sleep every time they interact.

kdj is the only one who wants normal readings (after they get together yjh recording himself reading kdj's favorite webnovel for him to fall asleep to). idk how audio porn and readings work but yjh has some sort of subscription service for fans and kdj is in the top tier. the highest tier there’s a chance that you can request something from yjh to read or (voice)act out, and kdj gets the chance and just requests some fantasy book (maybe once they know each other and yjh learns that kdj likes this book, and the original request stuck in yjh’s mind because it didn’t have anything dirty in it at all, just fantasy with heavy world building)

[dr-mohan]

CRIMINAL MINDS — as text posts 3/?

[threepercentmiilk]

headcanon: there’s a running gag in season 3 where people keep asking Muriel what happened to Mr Fell and after they tell everyone he’s in heaven the people keep offering their condolences, much to Muriel’s confusion.

[missmarreynolds]

More Saw textposts because why not

[hr-twink]

Slow Horses as Text-posts 1/?

[unapologetiicapathy]

[violent138]

[allthegothihopgirls]

[strangerathecinema]

silly community textposts pt. 2